I will be Yea Forums's akinator. First replies to my posts will get picked

I will be Yea Forums's akinator. First replies to my posts will get picked.
(Since mods are gay and don't allow post number rolling)

First question:
Characters, Objects, or Animals?

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Object

Can we switch it off?

character. since i know you won't ever get it. might as well add: female, manga-only, tomboyish, uses guns, kinda tsundere, from a famous manga.

good luck

No

Can we buy it?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

animal

Yes

Does it go into the mouth?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

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Probably

Does it have a relation with food?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

No

Is it sexy?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

Yes

Is it a protection?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

no

No

Is it made of plastic?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

Yes

BLASTIK BENIS!

Is it battery-powered?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

Yes

Is it a pot?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

My 8'' dick

How the fuck are pots sexy you fucking retard
Also, no
Probably not

Was it manufactured by Vorwerk?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

No

Does this have four legs?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

No

Does it function with batteries?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

Yes

Is it something that can be grown?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

>plastic
>grown
No

Is it fixed?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

If fixed in space no
If fixed as in spayed/neutered no

Can it transport several people?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

No

My 6'' flaccid dick

Can we put it into the mouth?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

This thread is mess and shitty. I like it a lot and I want you to do this thread every day, please.

You already asked this, tard

Can we suck it?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

I think you're ruminating over my dick user?

Probably

Does it have feet?
Yes, No, Don't know, Probably, Probably not

>3333
quads of truth. you can suck mine anytime

In that sense he is like the real akinator

Saving the thread with a yes