This man sends you a note saying that he's going to steal your most prized possession. How do you try to stop him?

This man sends you a note saying that he's going to steal your most prized possession. How do you try to stop him?

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Well, you can have my used imported jojo merchandise, I guess...

I don't. There's no winning against Lupin

I wish him good luck stealing what's already been lost.

I'd rub my penis on it so if he stole it it would make him gay

Eh, I don't even know what my most prized possession is so I probably won't care.

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I try to win over Fujiko with wealth I do not have to teach him a lesson and fail miserably.

I'd actually be quite mad if someone stole my comic book collection, I paid for all those manga

My real treasure is the friends made along the way so he can't steal those.

My most prized possession is a couple of shitty drawings. Why the fuck would Lupin steal those?

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But he already stole my heart.

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Ask him if he's really okay with taking the only thing in my life that brings me joy and respite from my days of long grueling and low-paying work. He tends to fold when presented with sob stories.

ok u can have my dragon dildo but what for

I don’t really have anything in particular I care too much about, but I’d love to try setting up some Home Alone shenanigans against him.
Speaking of which, does anybody have that screencap of Kevin McAllister vs. Solid Snake?

humiliating zenigata in front of his men

Shit on my most prized possession. It's not like I can actually stop him

What's he plan to do with my life?

Lupin does not rob from the poor, I'd recognize the imposter

That doesn't really stop you from being robbed

I'd ask him to show it to me after he does, in order to know what was I supposed to treasure.

Chase him around for a bit just for some excitement

This, I'd wait curiously for him to take it so that I could find out what my most prized possession is.

I destroy it. I can’t stop him, but I can make sure he doesn’t live up to the note he sent.

To watch you squirm

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What if enters your social circle as a smarter, cooler version of you?

What if that's what he wanted?

Call the police. How can he possibly stop ICPO’s finest?

I'd watch this desu.

Immediately cut ties with all women in my life since for whatever season Fuji-cakes is involved in all of these cases.

Take his, duh

What if my most prized possession was my virginity? Would he take it? :3

Lupin could never takes my dubs.

I would just get the red version to help since that Ova fucked lupin up

Fuck Fujiko

But Marisa already stole the precious thing