You are at a party with your waifu and suddenly this guy slaps her ass while smirking, what do you do?

winrar

My waifu would decapitate his fat ass before his hand could get anywhere near her butt.

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>slaps her ass while smirking
Ask him if he needs a cold compress for his broken arm while we're waiting for medics to arrive.

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Hand her over. He's clearly more capable of pleasing her than I'll ever be.

Challenge him to some Street Fighter

Slap his ass back in order to intimidate him

I Am a Cuck - Tim Heidecker

Make him my urinal here and now.

Don't worry he is only into girls.

I tell him it's a trap

Hell yeah, time for some loud, obnoxious violent italian argue!
No old japanese fuck could survive that

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Fat old ugly men have no problem fucking girls (males)

Who wins between the fat old ugly man and a the drug dealer who leads a criminal gang?

Too bad someone already decapitated her

Guess I haven't reached that stage yet.

The fat young ugly drug dealer that leads a gang. Probably the most powerful character type in fiction.

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Why would they fight? They gang up to minbreak even more waifus.

...

At that power level it's all about the small details.
Where are they fighting?
What are they fighting for?
What drugs does the drug dealer sells, precisely?

Can you blame him?

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sauce?

Girl | Definition of Girl by Merriam-Webster

>both have their eyes on the same girl (your waifu)
>the ugly man is a rich salaryman who wants to have your waifu as his personal sex-addicted toy
>the drug dealer leads a gang and wants to turn your waifu into a mindbroken prostitute
>the ugly man has a good amount of money, is a master in manipulation and setting up traps, and can play in the long game
>the drug leader has minions, access to all kinds of drugs and even contacts with some police officers
>fighting the ugly man will get you turned into another mi dless fucktoy
>fighting the drug leader will get you killed

>Implying I get invited to parties

Stuff mai waifu full of explosives that sets off when he puts his penis in any of her orifices. I sacrifice my waifu to save millions others from this fat ugly bastard

Ask him to become my wifes boyfriend.

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its ogre

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Yeah, okay, but who wins between a fat old man and a ripped faceless 20-something?

Fat old man just bought some magical hypnosis drug from the dark web.

There needs to be an alien vs predator-esque doujin about this shit, if there isn't one already. Shit would be awesome.

But how is he going to put it in the ripped guy if he doesn't have any facial orifices and whose bronzelike skin is impenetrable by any needle?

T-pose to assert dominance.

it sounds awesome but it isnt, nobody cares enough about the male characters when fapping to look into that

collect what remains of my waifu of the floor with a dustpan

The best doujins are the ones which forsake porn as their main appeal half-way through. Just look at loli train.

Nothing can beat the cock.

I agree completely, setting is everything but the too much emphasis on the male characters doesnt work in the end people just wanna fap
emphasis on female characters works better

with loli train you mean the retard raping the music class girl right? It works so well because the girls life is already fucked up and you can tell she saw it coming but they did nothing to stop it

Imagine the following:
>your father is the rich fat ugly bald man that enjoys breaking the mind of others for his own pleasure
>your mother is a futanari with a big cock and a sex drive high enough to literally cum buckets inside anyone
>your older brother is the typical faceless guy who invites you to a party, pours something in your drink and rapes you
>your other brother is the typical faceless shota with a bowl cut that pretends to be your friend only to fuck your mother
>your cousin is the gang leader who turns people into his drug addicted sex workers
>you're the extremely cute, innocent and dumb little girl from all loli rape doujins
Would you watch/read something woth this setting?

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>rapist is morally correct

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>>your mother is a futanari with a big cock and a sex drive high enough to literally cum buckets inside anyone
>>your other brother is the typical faceless shota with a bowl cut that pretends to be your friend only to fuck your mother
They're both each other's solutions.

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Who wins between the fat ugly bastard and the brash ripped tatooed gyaruo ?

Find an even fatter and balder man to black mail him into gay sex.

What happens when fat ugly bastard meets shotacon milf?

nothing

Ask why that bitch isn't in the kitchen.

Based ugly_bastard

Holy shit he is literally me.

Give him a wig, force him into a diet, and perform a face surgery on him. This will decrease his power.

His target isn't the ripped guy

This thread is proof that summer isn't over yet.

wait loli train is an actual doujin? I thought it was just one image

Naw, the one where men have been castrated by Japan’s laws, and getting in the women’s car caries a life sentence, and the MC accidentally gets on the Loli car, which is run by a council which exploits the law to blackmail the men who get on. 100% worth the read

its been an internal summer since 2008 newfag and for proof you can visit your local shounenshit thread

threads like this have always existed

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Yes, there's currently a thread in Yea Forums with the SAME FUCKING OP IMAGE.

find a new waifu

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You don't seem to understand how this works

Fuck his mouth

For the ugly fat bastard tag he surely has nice teeth

Curse myself as I had missed my slut being mindbroken by someone else. Cut ties and try again.

WE NEED TO GO UGLIER

D-Does anal count as sex guys?

... Guys?

Guys????

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Those predators have well definied territorial boundaries. Point being it would never come to a head.

I rape him and post pics on his social media.

I know you wanted to post this

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Lmao I looked at the thumbnail and thought he sharted.

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I show up at his house the next day only to be told to leave.

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Is she right?

Self insert because of my secret ntr fetish

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Is this achievable natty?

Bring down righteous punishment upon him.

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post inspirational quotes

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beg him to take me as his apprentice

But what about his fat ugly balding husband user?

The drug dealer if he is 15.

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Pay a night at a love hotel for him and my waifu.

Do nothing.
Then I remain clueless even when he comes out of my house right as I'm coming back to work and my waifu has a flushed face, not to mention the clear smell of semen coming from her.
Then I continue to remain clueless even when she calls me in the middle of work while breathing heavily and moaning while I can hear her getting pounded.
Then I just smile and remain even more clueless when she tells me she is going on a trip with some friends even though I know she never did something like that.
Finally, I act shocked when I walk into him fucking my wife while she screams about how much she loves his cock, run away crying and never contact her again except when she needs money to support her new boyfriend.

100% right

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Phew. Then I don't have anything to worry about.

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It's too late for me to do anything, she's already been impregnated.

NANI?

>at a party
>see OP slaps some user's waifu's ass
>mfw

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My wife Miku Nakano is such a fucking whore that if that Old Bald Fat Man slaps her butt she would moan in front of everyone and start sucking his greasy balls...

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Just kill him. He is a weak fat guy.
He is sneaky but he is not strong.

The only thing that can beat the cock is a gun so I'll use that

>You are at a party
hard to believe

You are at a gay sissy crossdressing orgy then.

Shirtless, muscular, dark skinned 20 something year old with bleached hair and mind breaking marijuana vs. fat ugly bastard who lives next door to you and your wife. Who wins?

Anons, why is it that the cute girls always get fucked into submission by the old, ugly, fat men?

What is it about those kinds of men that turn cute girls on?

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whoever gets her first, unless they happen to be father and son, then it goes based on seniority.

4u

And one with the other face.

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Call upon the almighty power of pure vanilla for the necessary anime powerup.

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based and ntr pilled

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Dr. user, I'm NTR.

Are there any dogen's where the MC avoids being NTR'd by upping his chad prowess or beating up the fat bastard

Doujins* my bad

Perfect.

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fuck him up then bang my waifu

There's this one animated hentai that's multiple routes like a VN, but I forgot what it's called. I also forgot whether it avoids NTR or recovers from it, as well as full NTR end and combo bull + cuck uniting against the slut for a gangbang and dumping her.

Fuck him in the ass.

Like said they avoid that guy. Too dangerous.