Do girls also do that?

Is having a tablesex lewd if the table is your official husband?

only basedsun rise does this

That seems quite plausible

She's a lesbian. Princess Euphy was here sexual prey.

:3

Why is female masturbation hot but male masturbation is not even? even with traps it's not the same.

Also jamming a varity of household items and vegetables... The shame of watching your family eat carrots that a few hours ago were inside you. I really hope i rememberd to wash them now i look back.

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There's something in her that just makes me want to pin her down and ravage her for hours until my ball are absolutely drained.

>traps
kill ALL faggots

image search 角オナニー

because male masturbation is gay

ONLY girls do that.
For a man it would be extremely unpleasant.

This is my fetish but I have no way to obtain it

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We don't, fuck off

>you'll never eat carrots that your imouto/neesan used to masturbate with just a short while ago
Why even live?

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>emoji
You must be 18 to post here

A girl did it at my desk I considered it weird but ignored I thought it had no particular meaning at time
I also learned from life experiences that harem like environments exist in real life, like teaching schools with 90%+ female students also that harem antics may happen in real life and considered unrealistic dense hetero harem mc-like-males exist and that I was one of them but in my case is probably due retarded development/growth and diagnosed autism, was just able to understand what happened and weird female advances years after.

>mfw i masturbate this way, just rubbing my dick while i pinch my nipples with my hands and it feels so good

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nursing courses

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How am I suppoed to believe Apollo had nothing better than a level 3?

>masturbating with cold vegetation

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What do?

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Everything bad people say about woman is real

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What if you toast it a little?

The table would ideally be bolted to the floor.

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This?

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I used to shove ice cubes up my ass to cool off during summer.
It's surprisingly effective.

wait
you do that?

you know, years ago I believed everyone without exception in Yea Forums Yea Forums are straight/gay men and trannies, till i discovered my cousin(female) browsed Yea Forums and /po/
i can al least say there is at least one real girl in this shithole
having said that, tits or gtfo

But does your cousin have three chins?

fun fact, according to behavioral studies women's behavior actually changes depending on the number of men around them on a daily basis
More men than women and they start acting more chaste and proper being very selective of men, more women and they act increasingly slutty in an attempt to woo the few men available mostly targeting the loosest men
it explains why all girl schools have such a reputation....

How short and manhandlable would you need to be for this?

At a minimum Megumin-level.

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Yes I do

as a male, sometimes i thrust my dick against the sink in the bathroom. so i cant see why girls wouldn't do that

That's unsanitary.

Is this how Rin tohsaka cools her anus after excessive use?

I M A G I N E -tier

why "used to"

not really, as long as you clean it

He lost his asshole to frostbite.

He tried it with a popsicle and got ants in his anus.

He finally found out about air conditioning.

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why doesnt she use a dildo instead?

Too rounded

That's a thing in the military, called a silver bullet. Helps with heat injuries, and also motivates people to stay hydrated and not get heat injuries

Kys

Ew, I hate fish.

nope, fortunately she's not a landwhale but your average looking girl who's obsessed with origami and 3d print
she asked me why are faggots spamming BBC porn from time to time in /po/ she said she find big dicks disgusting

>She said she finds big dicks disgusting
Sounds like a virgin

>more women and they act increasingly slutty in an attempt to woo the few men available mostly targeting the loosest men
Yeah thats exactly what experienced in mostly female school but at normal schools I never experienced it few males coleagues even got some sort sexual trial for me at time I perceved just as weirdly warm reception

Based

I can't believe this isn't posted yet!

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I had a qt cousin like that once.
Now who knows whether she's a he or a she

Based thread.

I'd be asking for a cup of this nectar to wash down the cookies.

Yea Forums is somewhere between a quarter and a third female, trans is a tiny fraction of that, but theres just certain people on Yea Forums who chimp out thinking they are being infiltrated by eeevil girls.

if it were that high wouldn't there be more fujo threads?

>only girls like fujoshit

your reading comprehension is poor

Hell, I'll ask if could drank it straight from the tap myself.