How do anime girls keep their meter-length hair so clean and lustrous

Of Timoteeeeeeeeeiiiiii

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In Japan it cleans itself

Her wife Kagami washes it.

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What the fuck is up with all the idealized, sexy, sultry Konata fanart? She isn't a Venus, people. Consider the kind of activities she engages in and the shit that goes into her (once again, not in the context of your shitty art). First off, her figure. She's abnormally short and skinny, with a chest like a wall. Probably isn't going to change, either. Second, hair. She has dark, messy, probably frizzy hair down to her (flat, see previous) ass. Third, face. She has the goofiest face any of the characters have ever seen, them being brought to raucous laughter with the mere sight of it. She has an IRL catlip. Pic very related, that's her normal expression. On top of that, living off of chocolate cornets and other junk and staying inside for eternity probably hasn't given her a particularly vibrant complexion.
All this, combined with the fact that she probably fucks like a minx, make her over nine-thousand times sexier than the way you ingrates depict her. Picture this goofball at her monitor, in a dark room, with stoner-eyes from solo hunting for 7 hours straight, smelling like instant ramen and bed B.O., butt-fucking naked and horny off of some ero game. Her mouth tastes like the cheap, salty residue at the bottom of the styrofoam cups that litter her bed, and her hair sticks out every which way as she sticks a filthy finger into her dripping cunt, one hand still on that nasty, mucous-covered mouse. A few double clicks later, the chair where her plush, pasty pale ass is situated is sprayed with cum, and she STILL smells like morning mouth. That's the Konata I want to fuck.

Honestly, this isn't too far from the truth at all.
My hair is well past my shoulders, and I went no shampoo several months ago. When you wash your hair with shampoo everyday, your head starts over producing oils because your scalp needs them. The result is that once you stop for a couple of days or even a single day, your hair feels super greasy because it has too much oil.
Of course, for the first couple of weeks it was pretty awful, but once you get past the hump all you need is some warm water and your hair is clean. I have family that is terribly anal about cleanliness and don't mind calling you out on it, and i didn't see them for the month I was adjusting, and afterwards they weren't able to notice a thing.

Inb4 naturalistic fallacy, but thank of the cleaning habits of every single other animal. They bathe in only water, or in sand, but they don't use soap. In fact for dog and cat owners it's specifically advised to *not* wash them everyday because it's bad for them.
I mean, I'll still use unscented (allergies) gentle soap for the body to make it easy to rinse off sweat and stuff, but if you really wanted to you could literally use clay, though that's a bit too much of a hassle for me right now when I can just buy a bar of soap from the store.

>implying she ever smiles canon

They never shower.

because 2D > 3D obviously

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You just draw it that way, baka.

long hair is an pain to live with and maintain.
my main schedule was to shampoo every other day with conditioning 3 days a week after applying it on the same schedule as the shampoo since it would only weigh down my hair. or you can be a 2d girl and have it on ez modo

i think youd find if you washed your hair less often your body would self correct. wash my hair like maybe twice a week aand its better looking than when i washed it everyday

>brides are best hair stylists

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wtf, she uses timotei

I'd try this out if I didn't sweat so much. It's downright impossible for me not to shampoo daily because of it.

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Imagine sniffing her pillow or bedsheets.

hmm. I'll try that regimen out if I ever grow my hair back out again. the main concern I had was that once it reaches a certain length (mid back) your hair looses its puffy/volume it once had, then everything just turns flat.

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what about anime boys

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As a dude who had fluffy, silky smooth ass length hair at one point, the secret is lots of shampoo. Ideally you want something with either Moroccan argan oil or tea tree oil to help keep a good luster. You also have to comb and brush it out constantly. This keeps it from tangling and evenly distributes your hairs' natural oils.

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Like i said, you have a few weeks of a hellish feeling, but it's worth it after.