You hear a knock at your door

>you hear a knock at your door
>you open it up and see this girl
What do you do, Yea Forums?

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[x] genuflect

There's only one right answer here...

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this isn't a rin thread idiot

Worry.

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Wait, there aren't cobbles outside my door! I live in a third-floor apartment. This isn't my house; where am I?!

You miss the point, but let's imagine I was trying to argue for Rin for a second.
At least that one's not completely insane, and I wouldn't fear for my life on sight.

hug, pat remove the worms and impregnate her

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Yeah, rin's pretty crazy, and looks like a rhino

so sakura helped shirou around the house with dinner and stuff for like months before the grail war even started right? why did he never take a hint up until that point that she liked him? or did he figure it out in the actual VN?

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>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep in my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freakout when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's okay
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of worms
>Ask her if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

>Shirou
>taking a hint
Sakura could have thrown herself at him and started sucking his cock furiously and he would have just gone "Wow Sakura, you are really throughout with your cleaning".

Tell her everything is going to be okay, her sister doesn't hate her, and that she needs to stand up to her step brother. Then give her an umbrella.

Take her in. Warm up a bath and a towel for her when she gets out. Make her some tea and snacks. Talk with her for hours about what happened and what she needs to be happy.

anyone copulating with shiro is guilty of taking advantage of a disabled child

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I have no idea who that is, so I ask her what's going on and if she's alright.

Take her in and wash the dye out of her hair.

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Based

they just need to make some sort of dating sim or something with the fate girls already. I'd love something like that with mordred

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It bet you'd give her eggs to eat, you freak.

Turn 360 and walk away

Force the door open if the ginger won't open it.

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God I wish they would both step on my face

Take her in and have literal nonstop sex with her.

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You know they'd stop making so much money off the gacha if they did that, so they never will.
I'd see what she wanted, obviously. Maybe she needs help.

>they just need to make some sort of dating sim or something with the fate girls already
user...

To be fair, although VNs are often called that, FSN and FHA weren't really dating simulators.

To be fair, most people call dating simulators what truly are romcom VNs and eroges. Most players have never seen an actual dating sim.

True. I guess the first user will just have to clarify what he meant.
That said, I'd be all for another romcom fandisk in the vein of FHA. They won't make one, of course, but it'd be great if they did.

Make her eat all the eggs

umm... w-hat happened to the whole loaf?

just think, there's a reality where this is happening and they're both known as the demons of fuyuki and their favorite target is the emiya boy

I would.

VN =! Dating Sim retard

But in that scene she barely has any tiddies. Would you still want to have sex with flat-Sakura?

Shirou is retarded and has no self esteem. He didn't consider that someone actually liked him or enjoyed his company

Empire of Dust is trying to do that

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The emiya boy who has no sense of self worth, the Tohsoka siblings who feel absurdly drawn to this person who seems to live just for others, feeling none of them truly understand this person like they do so they attempt to bring him into their fold first and then fight over him afterwards

I'm honestly surprised nobody has ever tried to write a doujin or fanfic about this, is it because nobody knows what Sakura's personality would be like if she wasn't shattered?

>hey shinji, mind if i use your cumrag for a day?

Drag her in. Raise her as daughter, merry her to a rich man. Enjoy pulling some money from her while being objectively morally white.

According to the apocrypha timeline she would probably be a demure but strong willed high class lady. Sorta like Aoi. Perhaps Rin would also be more approachable due to sakura's influence

Flat Sakura is the only version worth having sex with.

Is anybody working on a translation?

Why are you gay?

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rin made sandwiches for their picnic
when shirou woke up he noticed the loaf of bread was gone
He assumed she ate it at night
a whole loaf of bread

Nah, I just love justice.

>There could be a timeline out there with two Rin's who are sexual degenerates who have threesomes with a broken gengar boy

>Go fuck Shinji, he's based

Rin would also probably have jugs like his sister from having a more proper diet than whatever Kirei gave her or she made herself

I believe one of the character materials said that Sakura became larger due to the worm treatment, so it seems to me that it would actually be the reverse.

Mindbroken yandare loli's are my fetish. So yes.

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the game isn't even out yet but i think they're working on an official translation?

what the fuck did Zouken do to her

>for like months
Try for about three years

Classic Shirou!

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he's such a lovable retard

He's actually not even that stupid.
Just immensely naïve.