Why is it so big?

And why does Asuka not mention anything about it?

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Childhood-friend Asuka is used to the size of the Baloney Pony

It's just a non canon VN, Shinji's member is actually toothpick sized.

Because that's he knee.

And now this bitch is telling Shinji she wants to fuck his father?

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How would that fit inside her??

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She is used to it user.

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Thank god I saved cause this shit apparently ends your game

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Lots of yoga and stretching

This

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Still enough to satisfy Asuka's shallow cnut

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Is that why she's always lusting after Kaji's meaty dick instead?

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>He is also the Kajifag

Nigga, get a life.

That's his knee you moron.

Name a more retarded and cancerous fanbase than Asukafags. Protip, you can't.

Rei a cute

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He must be a grower. Asuka is so lucky

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WHY IS THIS BIRD TALKING MY IMMERSION IS RUINED

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I WISH I WERE A BIRD

What is this vn? Is it good?

user at least try to make it less obvious

GoS2. I just started it, it's pretty fun so far. I'm not a huge VN guy tho, this is my second one.

nyaa.si/view/772340

It is not good, but it would be pretty funny to play immediately after a rewatch.

Misato is cute af in this

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what the fuck is wrong with my waifus face

Shinji's toothpick can never satisfy a true beauty like Princess Asuka.

Misato is literally always cute.

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Searching for Gendo was the ultimate pleb filter

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Grower not a shower.

Why the FUCK is Shinji so smug when he's talking with his father whom he thinks doesn't care about him.

It must be enough considering she loses her shit over him

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>you lose for reconciling with your father
Poor Shinji

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Is this the equivalent of obese people calling themselves "big boned"? You either are you or you are not.

Shinji selfinsters can't stand the fact he's a canon dicklet, this is why asuka and rei go for chad older men like kaji and gendo insteand

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Are you actually serious? There are plenty of guys who grow a lot when erect. You must be a women

Is this what you tell yourself at night, 2 incher?

You aren't going to bait me, satan

>You either are you or you are not.
Statistics prove otherwise but you can believe whatever you want

t. doesn't have a dick
At least try harder with your bait

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tits or gtfo

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We doing this again?

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How is a man supposed to choose between Asuka or Misato?

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Are you retarded?

Misato knows how to please a man.

You're responding to the retarded femcel shitposter that only posts bait, of course it is

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Why is Asuka fingering her butthole at school

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Holy shit Toji really is a great bro, trying to keep his friend on the righteous path. He needs to beat the shit out of the homo and let Shinji procreate.

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HOLY

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well, she's german

NO ASUKA DON'T SAY IT THINK OF THE SPONSORS

FAGGOT ASS CLOTHES

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You better be going the Asuka route user

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Of course I am, it's the only canon and heterosexual route to take

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Who wouldn't?

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The artwork on this game was uncanny valley.

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It's hard to believe Rei was once so much more popular than Asuka. You can't go an Eva thread without Asuka or AxS posting being overwhelming.

Did people just grow up? I remember when I was a 16 y/o fat loser watching NGE for the first time I fell in love with Rei. After rewatching it again at 24, and actually being fit and charismatic since I took responsibility for myself, I don't see what's so great about her and fell in love with Asuka instead.

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Wrong again.

It all makes sense why they find Shinji relatable and why they find NGE is so great. Sou desu ka

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you are not talking shit about pen-pen, AREN'T YOU?

If you get there remind me the context

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No, Pen-Pen's voice is really cute in the game tho

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I put it down for a bit, running BFD with the boys. I'll post if I get there later tonight tho

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there's probably some element of tastes changing with age, yes. but i think mainly it was hardcore reifags taking their ball and going home (or at least to /c/) after 3.0 and the manga ending, from there it was just a slow natural dwindling

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She's telling Shinji the faggot to get away from her boyfriend Kaworu

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It's the same two asukafags spamming the same shit over and over, they're in every single thread 24/7. Everyone who's mentally sane and understands the point of Eva is to live in reality has moved on to other shit.

But she's not, Kaworu came onto Shinji in that picture

Impossible, Kaworu isn't interested in men.

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I don't know, I post a lot in Eva threads and there are a lot of Asukafags. There's one or two Kaworu or Reifags that falseflag and literally post the same shit and pictures ad naeuseum.

I'm still trying to figure out if I'm a Misato or Asukafag but I think I'm leaning slightly towards Asuka

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This is painfully accurate

The only people still posting in Eva threads constantly are no life losers who misunderstood the point of Eva was to go outside and connect with people. Not be radically obsessed with a chinese cartoon and shitpost about it every single day of your life. Anno would be disgusted in you.

Can you imagine the butthurt if this actually happened? Every Evafag would kill themselves, and anno-san will finally fulfill his job in killing the franchise for good.

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Seems like it says a lot about you then

Well that would definitely be a way to implode the fanbase.

This only proves Reifags grew up from Yea Forums and moved on with their lives, where Asukafags are still children who are incapable of talking about anything else but the same subject over and over every day.

>who are incapable of talking about anything else but the same subject over and over every day
Hmm...

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Oh, so you're the Reifag I mentioned. Maybe you should look in the mirror and take your own advice if you get this upset over people talking about a character you don't like.
I'm not sure if the irony in your post was lost on you or if you're just baiting.

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why does he have a thumb on his foot

>the dolls

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I love this, best girl x best boy forever

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>best boy
funny joke user

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How did the manga end?

World reset followed by hand holding

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Do Asukafags seriously consider this to be a win? You guys need better standards.

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This is cute, I like the animated eyes

Cute tbqh

Didn't his voice actor get banned from the industry for raping a girl?

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No clue, but OTP of my boys Shinji/Toji/Kensuke is too good.

Which one is better?

My vote is for Soryu

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>fujoshit
Gross. Kensuke and Toji clearly like girls.

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I meant as bros faggot

Soryu is superior, though Shikinami has her charm.

Since when does otp mean bros you faggot

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>don't be Asuka, be Rei
Okay, if you say so...

My dad worked at the Landmark for a while.

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Asuka has a prettier face imo. She still looks better then Rei but Rei without blue hair is weird

I went from wanting to like Rei during the initial show based on having seen a ridiculous amount of fanart of her before having seen the actual show, to becoming a Misato + Asukafag towards the end and even more so during the reboots, to becoming exclusively a Misatofag upon rewatch. And now I'm starting to circle back towards preferring Rei after digesting everything.

that's obviously a knee

wrong anime, prime minister

Rei has blue hair on the picture, just the cut that has changed

You know Asuka looks nice with short hair.

>cnut

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some highlights

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man that was a great day

he's a grower, not a shower

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I went from Rei to Asuka to Misato and now I'm back to Asuka with Misato as a very close second.

dont worry about it

Soryu is absolutely superior, but Shikinami looks more /fit/ in her plug suit which gets me diamonds

Post some concepts.

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>Why the FUCK is Shinji so smug when he's talking with his father whom he thinks doesn't care about him.
because he knows he's well on his way to cucking Rei from him

They have the same face but different expressions you mongoloid, just like Shinji.

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Sorry but you are wrong

Just because Shinji is small doesn't mean he can't use his size to get the job done

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The absolute state of eva threads

I have noted that reifags are all sociopaths and emotionally/verbally stunted autists, asukafags are all submissive weak willed desperate cucks who put anyone who give them attention on a pedestal, even bitches being mean to them. And misatofags usually are ill people with a sick attraction towards their mothers.
Why is there no normal people who watched this show?

Every character happens to be dysfunctional just like them.

What if I like Mari?

I don't know what's worse, the fanbase of this series on Yea Forums or the direction the Rebuilds took in the end.

Something Kaji never has to tell himself.

Based

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A true man will pick Asuka every time.

Yeah honestly if I had to pick one to put a baby in it'd be Asuka

it's his knee

Shikinami might be cuter, more dere, but she mostly only gets by through association with the Asuka brand.
Soryu, on the other hand, is perfect on every level.

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Nah. It's a legitimate thing. Some guys' dicks stay basically the same when they get an erection, some have their dicks grow three to four times larger.

She caught a bad case of the Shinji's face.

Misato has a very serious condition in this game: Horse face

Asuna on the left!

What an absolute garbage list, holy shit. Is that fucking K*rito on top? Japan really needs to be nuked again.

You are hereby officially free of any mental illnesses.

C-NUT

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Lowkey horror game.

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Reminder that Asuka, Rei, Kaworu, and even fucking Mari get loads of merch and Shinji gets jackshit:

eva-info.jp/6803

By left clicking.

It's not even a win. They're so full of themselves, they didn't care the fact that Sadamoto said the holding hand scene that crossed more than friendship was only Kaworu.

Kaworu is the only one who legitimately 'wins', both in the anime and manga. It'll probably be the same with Rebuild.
Every Asukashipper discussion in these threads always centers around speculation and fanwank of what would happen after EoE, it's never about anything onscreen because Asushin never happened onscreen like Kawoshin did.

>Picture
Bitch, asuka literally regenerated her arm, while the jews remain as soup

Even if Asuka wins Shinjibowl in 3.0+1.0 that would be Shikinami and not real Asuka. Asukafags have lost already. 9

I dunno. I always respected reifag, but quite didnt get how they like a character that doesn't do anything for 75% of the plot.
Also they almost always are talking about Rei II when referring to Rei. No love for Rei iii. Or Rei I or A-U Rei...

Nigger who are you fooling?
Rei is the one of the left. The facial expression gives it away.

Asuka in Rebuild is a complete side character who only had like 2 scenes with Shinji. It's proof that Anno lost any interest in her character and doesn't give a shit about the ship.
He'd rather write a whole movie with Kaworu and Shinji doing gayshit together.

Doesn't that apply to every relationship in Rebuild? Since none of them are the same characters as the ones in NGE? Though I am pretty sure Asukafags would be fine with Shikinami and Shinji hooking up just to have a canon pairing they can rub in peoples faces.

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a girl as you once again type your “asuka x kowaru” post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. It’s always the same kind even though they may be different for each thread. I imagine the little shit you are laughing so hard as you’re picking out a picture from gelbooru where asuka and kaworu are together, so hard that you drop your Doritos on the floor. But it’s okay, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting kaworu x asuka pictures. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientits or astronut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Yea Forumsutist NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk to you because all you say is "ASUKA IS FOR KAWORU” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.

Forever.

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Cute Asuka user.

t-thanks

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How did she find out that Kaworu is a biker?

>Kirito over Redman and Shirou
This has fucked up my entire day to be honest famalam

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Really it's not that shocking Kirito always tends to score high on these polls. No idea why but he does.

If Asuka isn't interested in Shinji in rebuild then it's not really evangelion

She is interested in him but it doesn't develop as organically as it does in NGE. In 3.0 she seems to be more like a big sister to him than anything, although Mari does tease her a lot about Shinji and she screams out for him during that initial fight so who knows.

Her feelings for him in 3.0 seem pretty dualistic just like they did in NGE.

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Asuka may have complicated feelings for Shinji in Rebuild. But I doubt 3.0+1.0 is going to waste time making them anything other than friends.

Nah it would be weird considering the age difference. I think she's just gonna continue her big sister role but we'll see.

>Didn't his voice actor get banned from the industry for raping a girl?
Considering that he's in literally everything including FGO as Gilgamesh I'd say no and this is literal slander. Fuck off.

>kawoshin falsefalgger making shit up to save face for his husbando

Not really surprised

When I said everything, I really meant it.
animenewsnetwork.com/encyclopedia/people.php?id=529
myanimelist.net/people/1/Tomokazu_Seki

Wow that is quite a lot of roles.

THIS IS FUCKING CURSED, DELETE THIS IMMEDIATELY!

It wouldn't be thematically relevant. If anything, it's probably going to end with one of them killing the other.

>them learning to grow up and accept one another as friends isn't thematically relevant
>but Shinji killing Asuka, even after him already 'losing' her in Bardiel, losing Rei and losing Kaworu is

What?

Rebuilds are all about giving a slap to the face.

Just because 3.0 was an answer to 2.0 doesn't mean a 'theme' in the Rebuilds is giving the audience a slap to the face. One of them killing one another wouldn't be relevant at all, they all already suffered enough by the time 3.0 ends for the thematic payoff in 4.0. Eva is supposed to be hopeful yet bittersweet with its message, not completely hopeless.

Asuka kills Shinji this time and masturbates over his lifeless body.

NGE is supposed to be bittersweet yet hopeful. You can't really say the same about the tone mixed bag that is the Rebuilds. Not yet.

What were the failures of Infinity???

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What?

Nobody knows, they never go into detail on what exactly they are in 3.0.

For sure there won't be any denouement where they get married or have kids years later. Shinji can't mature too much, his arc ends at deciding the world is worth living in, it's okay for him to be there, he wants to grow up, and his adult life is left to imagination. Most it could end on is a situation where it could possibly happen later.

This, similar to the way EoE ended, but hopefully without all of the crippling environmental damage.

Canon and makes Asuka the progenitor of civilization post apocalypse. 100 babies. REI just watches.

But there is already crippling environmental damage.

But they are actively reversing it in 4.0, as we saw from the trailer.

>some guys' dicks basically stay the same when they get an erection
Wait, you mean your erection being 2-3 times bigger than your flaccid dick isn't normal?

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where we can download it OP?

see

Oh ya forgot about that. Maybe hope for the planet still remains. Well that is unless Shinji gets tricked into initiating fifth impact.

thanks!

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There already had been for Shinji's or Asuka's whole lives, they thought they were at war for humanity's right to survive on the half a planet with sterilized oceans that was left. And then it happened again and people are still fighting to rebuild in the post-post-apocalypse. I bet Rebuild gets a version of the speech about chances to be happy as long as you're alive but Wille might end up exemplifying will to live instead of Yui giving it, Rebuild didn't set that up for her sooner and her presence is reduced so much I wonder if Fuyutsuki wasn't just lying about her being in EVA 01.

>sprays shit all over the kawosuka shipper
Nothin' personnel, kid.

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doki doki no cuto

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>this is what Shinjifags tell themselves

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Time to bake a cake

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What is Shinji planning to do to Asuka?

>when everyone is dead so you start to sing Rick Astley's greatest hits

>femcel that has never seen a dick before doesn't know how they work
Yikes

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>again the false accusations because you can't handle the truth on Shinji
Shinji will never be like Kaji, Gendo and Toji.

>Trying to divide Kings
Reminder that they have faith in Shinji and want to bring him up to their level.

because Shinji acts like a girl, didn't Asuka dress him up once? everything about him is pathetic and lackluster, save for his piloting skills.

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>Femcel thinks being a woman is the worst thing a person could be
Ironic

Be honest, anons. Is Asuka the most memorable part of Evangelion?
She certainly seems like the most memorable character.

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The user you're replying too just wants to see people burn. It will never understand the desire we have to see Shinji improve himself and be a worthy man for himself and his waifu.

>ywn take Shinji to a boxing gym with you and get him started in olympic lifting to start improving his self-image and confidence

Absolutely. Love her or hate her, most people have a very strong opinion on her.

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This is demonstrably true though, grower reporting in. Perfectly average flaccid, 8 inch erect.

how do you actually run it though? ive never installed a cracked VN before

It says it on the page. Open up exe folder -> run test03. That ez

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He's Japanese what do you expect user?

Now this is the kind of autism I expect from Yea Forums

Shinji might be the most smallest male main character. Even Kazuma is bigger.

It's cold alright?

Reminds me when I take a shower after a run or lifting weights and I look down to see my dick shrunk down to 3/4 of the size it normally is, not just in length but in overall girth.

>3/4
Meant to say 1/4

>Caring about a 14 year olds flaccid cock
How low will you people go?

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I doubt he was lying. Why else would Eva 01 go berserk against Sachiel and reject the dummy plug?

Next time, don't start a thread about Shinji's morning wood, even if it's just an excuse to post more Asuka.

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Blow it out your ass

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It was activated and free to retaliate against a lintball sumbitch Angel poking its eye, and the one time the dummy plug worked was with Shinji's hands actually pinned to the controls. It never activates without Shinji in Rebuild, he could be essential to it.

Lmao

I wouldn't mind an insane Shinji being the antagonist for a story.

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saved

What's up with shinji's ape foot?

These perfectly proportioned and uniformly sized ones that made it to headquarters are all solid red plastic inside, but the deformed ones out in the streets and bursting out of buildings aren't.

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>It's official, the numbers confirm it.
Shinji is more manly then Onizuka.

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>DO YOU LIKE MY CAR?

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It's alright

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What makes the rebuilds so ugly?
I'm not sure why but something about the lines and colors just makes me puke

That subconscious bias. Despite all their faults, other than the mechanical CG puke it's a pretty good looking work.

youtube.com/watch?v=1gW1uHRPChc

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It's because she has a daddy complex and wants someone to be a father to her (even though her father is alive, he's just a deadbeat). Just be happy she never met Char.

>choosing rei over Asuka
>but at the same time recognizing that Seiba is best fate girl
I'm conflicted

at least they recognize that archer is best boy

thank you for introducing me to this
youtube.com/watch?v=xZ2GTJCxXbM

I didn't even know I wanted this but I do.

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gendo ikari is the only man who somehow looks better with a chinstrap

Blue Asuka works, Red Rei doesn't

No that's normal, what's not normal is if it bends in a wierd shape or something

Based

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Is this the greatest crossover event in history?

We're getting there.

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>Reitism in the background
kek this is great.

HE WAS IN THE OCEAN

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>not using the included alpha mask for transparency
triggered

also misato's 328 gts > misato's a310

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Would you keep her company?

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Is she gonna strangle my cloned daughter-wife?

Yo that was all her mom, man. She'd never do something like that -- nevermind.

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based

It's not called the Baloney Pony for nothing, user

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maybe her butt itches

What was Misato's intentions with Shinji during episode 23? Everyone seems to think she was offering him the s u c c.

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Worst character in the show

No, only Misato or Asuka

Is that the saturn game? It looks like shit.

To me it was very clearly an offer of sex, though some anons seem to believe she just wanted to give Shinji hugs and general human warmth
I think it's obvious what it was, especially with her only relating to men that way being such a huge part of her characterization

Nope it was released on the PS2 and PC.

>see this in your rear view mirror
what do?

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Had a dumb idea for a writefagging crossover with Fate where the ultimate villian would be a Servant version of Shinji who wants to retcon to oblivion all EVA related timelines by mixing the power of both the Holy Grail and the Third Impact. Needless to say his relation with Shinji would be a more vitrolic version of EMIYA/Shirou and one of his few joys would be coming up with new ways to kill Gendo with the Spear of Longuinus.

Holy shit, this sounded less cringy in my head.

a type moon eva crossover could maybe work if it leaned way into the occultism and conspiracy aspects

Yeah, same. After any exercise that pump blood to the limbs, my dick goes to temporary micro size

youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8

or alternatively

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>Ruri only at #5

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>tfw no touge angel episode

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>NIGHT ON FIRE
What did she mean by this?

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Something like this?

forums.spacebattles.com/threads/evangelion-fate-zero-solenoid-flux.206757/

While the main plot is an AU of Fate/Zero, there's a subplot where SEELE goes bonkers about the news about an "Angel" in Fuyuki and Yui trying to get payback at Kiritsugu for killing her dad and finding out how far goes the rabbit hole.

>no Nadia

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god the r34 rear is so unaesthetic compared to the previous gens, shit taste sadamoto

>gargoyle is there
We must save her!

Any of ya'll niggas go fishing?

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Is there anything they DONT have that is Evangelion branded?

Can Shinji fuck Asuka with an Evangelion-branded condom?

>Evangelion-branded condom

One out of the only things they have (yet) to brand. Just now exploring how deep this shit goes, I'm genuinely surprised.

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>Rei
Is just there to be with the team
>Karou
Actually enjoys the activity, to an absurd and fun degree. Wants to impress best girl shinji
>Asuka
Doesn't care about fishing at all. Only pretends too wall all dressed up for attention
>Shinji
Stepping out of his comfort zone and enjoying his time with the team

Is asuka never not shit and an attention whore?

>Rei
>Is just there to be with the team

I think she would enjoy it.

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It could be the size of his leg and still be covered by that.

How much did they pay for the Eva size fishing equipment?

probably not much compared to what their r&d budget regularly eats up

What does that retard expect to catch with a line that large? The fucking loch ness monster?

why is shinji blushing at touji's arm on his shoulder

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kaworu is copping a feel

Gainax fan poll, Kaworu was the only boy who consistently ranked on it

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Anyone has those hentai gifs of totally-not-evangelion-ripoff?
It was basically a gallery of animated sex scenes between shinji, asuka and misato, but with slight shade change so it wasnt exactly evangelion.

Why are you people interested in eva merchandise and polls? Everytime I come in these threads there are weird ads and old lists

the new gen netflix fans make me sick
SICK!!!!!!!!

tell me more...

it was one of the viper games, i forget which. shouldn't be hard to find though

That was a really old one, wasn't it?

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Yikes

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>that fucking monkey foot

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Would Asuka hate me for having a doll of her?

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So apparently Anima is the thing everyone's talking about.

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it's just a mediocre ln, yamashita's illustrations and wacky designs are only thing worth a second look

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I mean anons have mentioned it skips a lotta the stuff that made Evangelion good in favor for over-the-top sci-fi action and tech.

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yeah pretty much, it's fine for what it is and i can respect the guy for doing his own thing instead of some hamfisted attempt to retread the series or ape its atmosphere. desu im pretty sure he just draws stuff and then figures out a story that can connect them

>desu im pretty sure he just draws stuff and then figures out a story that can connect them

This is a pretty good go-to, sometimes it works, sometimes it don't.

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>Kira Yamato is not in the top
Fake poll.

I want these figures to release already

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Did someone who was born without legs draw that foot?

My pipi is kinda tiny, but once it becomes the big pipi it gets to average size. I risk an heart attack with every erection

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I'm sorry.

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Soryu yes, shikinami no

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That's a wrap.

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