Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru?

Hibiki is fat! FAT!

Attached: 1567612933423.jpg (1920x1540, 1.28M)

Other urls found in this thread:

files.catbox.moe/9z434u.mp4
youtube.com/watch?v=melXkLeisnM
youtube.com/watch?v=cqDn220mdHA
youtube.com/watch?v=jEmcpMGmlT0
youtube.com/watch?v=SLDQVLuBbiw
pastebin.com/10TMiyux
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567819565442.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=Zg1pDweZ0W8
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567831012237.webm
youtube.com/watch?v=rQQdym7LxjY
is2.Yea
soundcloud.com/conosyunya/ripgroove
twitter.com/AnonBabble

why does she not have a boyfriend

Looks fine to me.

why don't you have a girlfriend

Oh I see now

Attached: 1545959449882.jpg (1280x697, 67K)

Which Dumbbell is the most sexually attractive to Yea Forumsnons? For me, it's Zina. I really really want to make her a single mother

Attached: zinavoyde.jpg (2560x1440, 206K)

As she should be!

Attached: 1564201425132.jpg (2047x1447, 322K)

I'm finnish and I want to commit treason with her

Attached: IMG_20190809_201302.jpg (2657x3898, 503K)

Attached: 1519859762550.png (200x189, 148K)

Akemi and Machio would be cute together if they actually ended up going down that route with their relationship.

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 10 [720p].mkv-0007.jpg (1366x768, 180K)

ewww

Attached: fatty_t.jpg (1920x1080, 157K)

Frankly, she's not fat enough

Attached: 1563994345971.jpg (1000x1322, 147K)

Your countries aren't at war anymore though(?) Also you don't commit treason to your people since you'll be only cucking the ruskies

Poor, starving, Hibiki. That number needs to be higher

Attached: 1564193773086.jpg (3508x1961, 368K)

Attached: ayaka-uehara.jpg (375x925, 138K)

Acummy

Attached: danberu1414.jpg (1280x720, 202K)

For me, it's Hibiki. I really really want to make her into an immobile pile of lard

Attached: 1564876148478.jpg (866x1000, 691K)

Anyone have a textless screenshot of Hibiki in the opening pinching her belly?

Hibiki is well-fed! WELL-FED!

Attached: 1564193806072.jpg (2891x4096, 724K)

Attached: Satomi Tachibana.png (824x720, 864K)

I want to fatten Hibiki until her belly apron hangs past her knees!

Attached: 1564193838998.jpg (3035x3117, 333K)

Why watch a show that obviously isn't for you and promotes everything you hate

Do you really think I watch the show?

Attached: 1564112662161.jpg (1254x1771, 314K)

thiccy titties

thiccy bellies

Attached: 1565963796011.jpg (1676x1287, 160K)

This show doesn't promote sex after marriage, right? I only want to make single mother out of Zina so definitely I'm okay

Attached: zinavoyd.png (500x281, 141K)

The stitches from the new episode.

Attached: 1567612305405.jpg (2219x2918, 2.3M)

Yuck. These women are in desperate need of some aggressive feeding.

Attached: many_kilograms_of_not_dumbbell_by_thebreadguardian_ddb0egd-fullview.jpg (1280x2037, 136K)

I want Pierce Brosnan to get out of my thread.

Attached: 1566942768203.png (315x216, 67K)

Fuck off, ame**can pig
Oink oink! Hamburger!

Becease only faggots post on Yea Forums who pretend to be little girls.

Never.

DID SOMEBODY SAY "HAMBURGER"???

Attached: 1564386404575.jpg (1280x720, 331K)

>get akemi/machio doujin
>over half of it is akemi licking his muscles and drooling on his chesto with heart-pupils
>boner is inordinately hard
onegai muscle~

Attached: post body.jpg (480x360, 73K)

It would e more naturally than Hibiki who is just acts like the other girls torwards Macchio

Hibiki needs to eat more. I'd suggest a balanced diet of fried chicken, pizza, and doughnuts.

Attached: Sakura_Hibiki.png (370x500, 318K)

don't actually do this because this is not your blog

epic cringepost

Hibiki needs to get up to 100kg

Attached: 3d4f32b3d14a9893d1359fc2f379ea22.jpg (600x600, 174K)

Why watch a show and use its threads purely for blogging when /fit/ exists and you could have the exact same threads there?

This, Hibiki needs some soft jiggly meat on her bones

Attached: 1564193739861.jpg (3035x1708, 287K)

Is ruining Elf-san threads with blobposting not enough for you?

Putin’s always watching.

>Elf-san
The hell is that?

Attached: 1564193706179.jpg (3035x2926, 331K)

>cake and her fuck toys

Attached: mpv-shot0302.jpg (1270x669, 216K)

Then the audience wouldn't want to waifu her and purchase merchandise.

>single mother
>single

Attached: yikes.jpg (464x618, 32K)

>Kure clan
>Fuck toys

She'll be used as a breeding cow at best.

Why are fat women so sexy, lads?

Attached: 1564193872054.jpg (3035x3568, 475K)

Report and don't reply to the shitposter

Actually I don't think she will be satisfied at all.
Those bulky muscles most likely mean they have high testosterone and thus small testicles and below average semen volume, possible impotence.

>thus small testicles and below average semen volume
Wasn't bukkake invented just to have more semen on screen?

And that is a good thing

Nah, it's to appeal for closed homos to self-insert as the girl.

It means that when she gets pregnant, I would disappear without a trace. Leaving the responsibility of taking care of the kid solely on her shoulder. You should learn more kiddo

Attached: zinavuuoyd.jpg (1200x1043, 234K)

Don't you mean Poutine?

Attached: 1565191691377.jpg (1280x720, 262K)

I like it when the bun head ab girl rips into Hibiki for being obese

He means Petin

Attached: president petin.png (960x1361, 477K)

Will she be OK?
Women after 30 tend to be dry down there.

I truly, TRULY, don't get the whole fat Hibiki meme. Is it supposed to be funny? Or does that user really think obese Hibiki is attractive?

Attached: 1567036317773.png (1088x744, 276K)

Me in the middle

Because I can’t get a plane ticket to 2D space.

I can't handle all that delicious brown.

Bigbiki

Agreed, she is too light.

Attached: BB82DBBB-AF21-42BD-B802-A20B68D45237.jpg (1676x1287, 160K)

Listen buddy.
Hibiki really should not be losing weight, its just not good for her.

Attached: 283C9F40-1132-42D9-81D7-1C046C0C85F4.jpg (206x245, 34K)

Wait what?
Bukkake is gay?

Obesbiki is genuinely attractive.
Mkay.
Its not my fault you guys are uncultured barbarians wanting to date women that are on the tapeworm diet.

Attached: A75C06FA-904C-4D39-99BE-2E12FBFC20EE.jpg (1280x720, 331K)

This

Take notes from jeff cavaliere

Really gross and very unbased

You're icky chaser-chan

I love Sensei!

Attached: 1567587206805.jpg (1280x720, 164K)

She's cute for a christmas cake

cute fatty

checked

Attached: 1563920823425.webm (960x960, 2.93M)

Hibiki hands down

Attached: 1565208235023.jpg (1772x1927, 1.38M)

t. Cum brain

I think Hibiki is genuinely cute and sexy but always gets ruined by obesefaggots.

Attached: 76596296_p0.png (1452x2592, 2.66M)

You mean “made better”

Attached: 8CC3CF87-DAF1-45C9-AE74-2F6DBACAC908.jpg (1000x1322, 147K)

It’s supposed to trigger dumbfucks like you.

I need a Sayaka x Hibiki fanart so bad.

Attached: t1.png (847x1200, 934K)

She should eat Christmas cake

Attached: smugfolderimage997.jpg (473x514, 117K)

Attached: smugfolderimage998.jpg (304x300, 54K)

Attached: smugfolderimage999.jpg (222x223, 30K)

Attached: smugfolderimage1000.jpg (308x312, 61K)

Attached: smugfolderimage1001.jpg (500x558, 110K)

smug levels increasing...

Attached: folloidertheconswing.jpg (1217x810, 498K)

>girl like this struggling to get bf
why is japan full of faggot?

BASED

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 02 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_18.43_[2019.07.10_12.09.06].jpg (1918x2205, 1.04M)

Attached: anotherconsider.jpg (780x659, 290K)

Attached: ehhhhhhhh.jpg (197x193, 28K)

The C97 doujins are gonna be good.

Attached: 1559413142471.jpg (1966x2048, 232K)

Retard.

You can always count on Doga Kobo shows for being reaction image gold mines.

Attached: smugfolderimage1002.jpg (226x231, 32K)

Why are her eyes always half-closed? Does she have iron deficit or something?

Muneshiro's doujin still isn't scanned? Oh my god

She's a gluttonous fatty. Only americans like that.

Attached: 1567430327585.webm (786x636, 266K)

Well, then it fails even at that.

Attached: Post-Workout Meal, yeah!.webm (960x540, 829K)

>consider the following

I love Hibiki!

Attached: [Erai-raws] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 07 [720p].mkv_snapshot_01.41_[2019.08.24_07.42.37].jpg (1280x720, 523K)

What a pig.

This show told me to exercise. So I walked 15 miles, and now my legs hurt!

Don't fall for the "fitness" meme. They're just trying to make you hurt yourselves.

Akemi has the best tits

Attached: 1564017921730.png (1920x1080, 1.46M)

>t. chubby chaser

You're supposed to do it gradually you retard.

Why does Hibiki always close one eye? Is that her signature pose?

Attached: 1565801009623.jpg (1280x720, 112K)

>now my legs hurt
That's just DOMS. You just need to work through it and it'll eventually go away.

Attached: asanagi.jpg (2142x3036, 3.43M)

>asanagi

Attached: 1447527801720.jpg (282x376, 67K)

Wait, penises are gay?

one day I'll learn how that shit works

>Zina dressing up as second best boy for the costume party
she keeps getting more based with every appearence

Sensei gangbang doujin fucking WHEN ???

t. "Body positive" activist

>you will never pay $189/hr for erotic cosplay sex with a fit 29 year old schoolteacher

More webms as they come

Attached: Some happy flirtations.webm (960x540, 330K)

Attached: Akemi Happy Flirtations.webm (960x540, 113K)

Attached: They're still shy, though.webm (960x540, 776K)

Attached: Where'd I put that ticket.webm (960x540, 99K)

They don't.

Attached: 18.png (960x1361, 776K)

Attached: DATE TICKETS.webm (960x540, 335K)

imagine feeding her

Slut

I can't fucking believe Clintons barbelled Hibiki!
ribs in peace

It's a /fit/ meme. It basically means, if you don't have a good body, don't talk about how to get a good body.

Attached: It's gotta be porn right.jpg (823x243, 76K)

Attached: Machio Lottery.webm (960x540, 1.54M)

why IS Gina so obsessed that it's porn?

gina is russian whore

Attached: My Plan Takes Shape.webm (960x540, 42K)

Gina Boyd is based on (or a parody of) two Russion pornstars -- Gina Gerson & Krystal Boyd.

Also, "zina" in Islamic law is the term used as basically all sins regarding adultery or non-approved sexual activity (a VERY strong sin). She's very pornographic.

Attached: GzinaBvoiydKriystalGerson.jpg (1412x700, 369K)

based Sandwich

cakes in school uniforms

Attached: Let Me Tell You All the Reasons!.webm (960x540, 69K)

How do I get a brown chubbyfit JC gf like Hibiki-chan?

Yeah, Krystal Boyd is really, really hot. This reference had alllll these hints in earlier chapters, all character traits, all those panels referencing porn, but it was never made clear until basically more than 2 years later when he finally made this page in ch. 54 with the other Russian pornstar's parody.

Sandwich is very based

Attached: 03.png (960x1361, 909K)

there will never be peace with ryssä.
kuolema vuosisataiselle vainolaiselle!

so much smug

Attached: Machio and Hibiki Approve!.webm (960x540, 260K)

It's true. Add the fact that Danberu is a reaction gold mine, and suddenly it's triple platinum.

Attached: angery machojou noises.png (280x255, 63K)

God I want to smell her sweaty shorts

Attached: Akemi Explains Isometrics via Posing.webm (960x540, 1.92M)

Hibiki is not fit though.

Attached: Pray to the muscles.webm (960x540, 98K)

Attached: I wonder if Machio is muscular.webm (960x540, 635K)

Hibiki's are pretty good, too

Attached: 1565393285733.png (1280x720, 1.25M)

Attached: Akemi is thrilled by you.webm (960x540, 48K)

How does this even work?

she's just tired bro, wageslave rolls into the gym and has Machio put her to work

Attached: Still looking like Gaolang, nice work, Zina.webm (960x540, 147K)

not /fit/ savvy

Attached: bircwlJ.jpg (269x369, 60K)

Machio is best

Attached: 1567008321640.jpg (1280x720, 75K)

I actually really like the simple loops the most.

Attached: Blink.webm (960x540, 52K)

Attached: Satomi with her prizes.webm (960x540, 266K)

Is this achievable natty?

>page 3
Is...is she OK?

Attached: More of Satomi with her prizes.webm (960x540, 283K)

inb4 the doujin is about Hibiki losing weight by getting her limbs chopped off

Attached: Dang it.webm (960x540, 1.62M)

Why is Akemi the only one that's normal here?

Yes BUT you need top tier genetics like Nordic vikings.

Attached: Arigato Gozaimasu.webm (960x540, 176K)

She wasn't attending the party and satisfied with the bishie-boys. The other girls were, but dissatisfied when it turns out they were either already taken or muscle-heads not really there to bang hot 17-year-olds.

Attached: Stalking.webm (960x540, 588K)

God's work user.

Attached: 1565844952172.jpg (762x810, 278K)

Attached: It's a date.webm (960x540, 530K)

Because the last time I tried to get one left me with crippling depression, stabbed in the back, and a failure.

Attached: Mockey.webm (960x540, 131K)

Attached: Zina asks you why.webm (960x540, 134K)

Kek, sticcfags are so pathetic!

Attached: 1564201425132.jpg (2047x1447, 322K)

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 10 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_12.26_[2019.09.05_22.08.41].jpg (1920x1080, 189K)

Attached: She just wanted a reason to cosplay.webm (960x540, 980K)

I reiterate; I love simple loops.

Attached: It honestly turns me on.webm (960x540, 160K)

Attached: Akemi and Machio's Date.webm (960x540, 714K)

She's saving herself for me.

You'd like that wouldn't you you virgin

Because her one true love is food. She's a growing girl

Attached: GM_20190905_161624.gif (720x404, 569K)

Too chubby

I wish I had Macho's body but I have a question, for people who started getting their legs really /fit/, where do you guys buy pants?

Do you guys encounter pants problems when your thighs and legs becomes really muscular?

You guys don't have to resort to custom sized pants or anything like that, right?

But if so, does that mean you are forced to wear elastic banded shorts rather than something like jeans?

I heard professional and amateur rugby players just start wearing super shorts 24/7 for the rest of their life because it is a hassle finding pants or jeans that fit their legs and thighs comfortable.

Akemi and Zina I suppose, but as far as personality goes I think I'd be much happier with Hibiki or Satomi and they're all smoking hot anyway.

>Too chubby
No such thing

Attached: 1567569426402.png (3800x2860, 2.79M)

I can't take leg days very seriously because of my left knee being fucked up, so I wish I knew this problem.

I can barely squat more than my bench.

Attached: 1563388907853.jpg (1920x1080, 197K)

Mah niggas

Whose boyfriend would you be?

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 10 [720p].mkv_00:00:41.333.jpg (1280x720, 220K)

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 10 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_11.28_[2019.09.05_22.08.16].jpg (1920x1080, 179K)

I'd be Hibiki's boyfriend and feeder

Attached: 1564876148478.jpg (866x1000, 691K)

Hibiki.

All of them are great, but I love blonde girls with bronzed skin who are slightly dumb and have a strong appetite for everything.

Also hottie's got a body needin' breedin'.

Attached: UrkUrkUrk.webm (960x540, 353K)

This. Fat, dumb bimbos are ripe for feeding and breeding

Attached: 1564112662161.jpg (1254x1771, 314K)

>show about JKs
>best girls are cakes and milfs
Why.

Attached: Bishie Macho.webm (960x540, 314K)

Look at Hibiki bulging out of her swimsuit!

Attached: 1564193706179.jpg (3035x2926, 331K)

Attached: Akemi gets what she wants.webm (960x540, 312K)

I hope you are not a disgusting neet, otherwise you won't be able to afford to finance her eating habits.

Attached: Akemi holds a Grudge.webm (960x540, 557K)

No worries. I'm a Saudi Arabian prince. I can feed her until she looks like pic-related within a week

Attached: 1567270154136.jpg (1544x1198, 659K)

You're aware that shit's canon, right?

Attached: 78546561a77ec66fdc4e8a2c644494f4-imagejpeg.jpg (750x350, 82K)

>EZ bar
>git gud
>noob

Attached: Terrifying.webm (960x540, 573K)

Attached: Machio's Muscle Lesson Incline Bench Press 1.webm (960x540, 2.73M)

This reminds me, anyone know of any good stand-alone security devices I can purchase for my bench? It's a really basic one and has no measures built-in to keep me from getting stuck under the bar if I fail.

I work out at home so I don't have the luxury of a spotter.

I wish I had billions of saudi-aramco oil money on had.

How is mere pleb like me supposed to nourish hibiki?

Attached: 9840D6FE-6B68-4146-8467-A54DE9023B87.jpg (3702x4957, 1.16M)

By Allah, you Saudis are dogs. I will continue on as usual

Attached: first day of work.jpg (467x350, 21K)

Cheap fast food should do the trick as well

Attached: many_kilograms_of_not_dumbbell_by_thebreadguardian_ddb0egd-fullview.jpg (1280x2037, 136K)

Attached: Machio's Muscle Lesson Incline Bench Press 2.webm (960x540, 2.9M)

Attached: Sensei Solo.webm (960x540, 193K)

I can relate, I love rice

Well then, I hope for your sake that you're taking in at least 20 pounds of it a day

Attached: 1564193838998.jpg (3035x3117, 333K)

Hibiki>Gina>Akemi>Ayaka>Sensei

Attached: 1562192136853.webm (960x540, 212K)

files.catbox.moe/9z434u.mp4

>they skipped this scene
Why did Dogakobo do this? Don't tell me they're scrapping Hibiki liking Machio because you don't do this crap to my Danberu adaptation

Attached: 1505024866631.png (960x1361, 557K)

Attached: Sensei Skip.webm (960x540, 60K)

Attached: Sensei Skipping.webm (960x540, 202K)

You’d have to eat ungodly amounts of rice to gain that much weight

Attached: C9560A13-EA29-4B9B-AA4E-565F7347293F.jpg (850x1133, 159K)

It can be a bit of a hassle.
Knowing how to tailor your own clothes helps, but 90% of the time it's sweatpants/shorts in casual situations and a specifically tailored set of pants for business stuff.

Still worth it. Having the problem of finding fitting pants beats the problem of being weak.

That was indeed my implication

Attached: 1564193872054.jpg (3035x3568, 475K)

MORE FACEPULLS YOUR HIGHNESS??????

6 months of SS + gomad and zumba twice a week,

Attached: Front Double Bicep Pose.webm (960x540, 1.47M)

MUSCLE MUSCLE

Well I have large muscular legs.

Typically what I do is that I sometimes will buy pants that have wide legs or are a size larger and just wear a belt.

Sweatpants are obviously a good choice, but girls and employers think they are tacky. Plus I live in the USA, not Russia or Estonia.

Imagine if machio had flexed his gigantic dick at last number haha

Attached: SAIDO CHESTO.webm (960x540, 1.33M)

Machio is a big guy

Attached: Abdominal & Thighs Pose.webm (960x540, 989K)

I...I think that's all for now

Attached: Nighs Buhlc.webm (960x540, 297K)

I'm not a 10/10

This show has my favorite OP of the season. I'll miss it.

>Local gym starts playing the anime on screens

in real life, men will be flocking those hot women in the gym.

Every time I hear someone say "side", this is the first thing I think of now. God DAMN IT Machio, get your glorious fucking muscles out of my head.

He's brought you to the other side.

...side....

.........side.....

Attached: SIDE CHEST.webm (960x540, 1.34M)

Attached: Don't Over Do It.png (340x340, 106K)

Anyways, just do your best!

Attached: igor riding big dog.jpg (1000x625, 109K)

The correct answer.
I wanna die with my head resting on her abs.

Attached: ayakafags.webm (960x540, 81K)

Hibiki has a muscle fetish too?

Tired, but can't give up.
Can't let muscle-bro down.

Attached: hibigains.webm (960x540, 608K)

>Want to get up when tired
That'd let muscle-bro down, user. You need to take care of those muscles. Don't push yourself, get some rest, and start up training again later.

Never gonna make it!

TREN HARD! EAT CLEN! ANAVAR GIVE UP!

Attached: onegai muscle.jpg (1726x1665, 197K)

How many girls have started flirting with you since you started working out user?

zero

Hibiki's hips are not prepared!

Attached: 001.png (1404x2023, 1.48M)

Attached: another bad day.jpg (321x336, 91K)

Whats that comic where the guy gets fit for the girl. Then it turns out that she is a whore and not into him. Then the guy lifts more and becomes a weeb.

>comic
that´s just life, user

One day I'll start working out and then all JK and JC will look at me like that. God, I can't wait.

life is a tragic comedy

Attached: 1567694655709.gif (750x649, 1.1M)

Attached: For your consideration.png (704x386, 167K)

Attached: How'd they know I'm a pornstar.png (200x640, 144K)

How fat would she be if Ayaka wasn't around to make fun of her?

As fat as or pic-related, I would hope

Attached: 1567569426402.png (3800x2860, 2.79M)

Attached: HNNNNNNNGG.jpg (450x508, 47K)

Cant Akemi just pay for a boyfriend

Jack Hanma is that you?

she should just get her sister to take her to a Kengan match

based

Attached: xnkwlm.png (446x629, 434K)

I tend to have a preference for girls who are 9-13 years old. Sexual relations with many of them that age is way better and I have little interest into artistic fictional visions of obese tan girls who are already geriatric age 18+

>Not working out for the sake of working out.
Ignore thots, they are only temporary. But achieving peak physical perfection is forever.

Attached: tomoyo239.png (600x630, 44K)

>Wasting energy and burning your life away instead of conserving it.

Sage.

ZINA BEST GIRL

Attached: __zina_boyd_danberu_nan_kiro_moteru_drawn_by_yaye__99142558e894658b6549084ce503f39a.png (1200x1800, 1002K)

Hibiki is THICC

Attached: extra-thicc-58dbfe136a95b.png (853x480, 283K)

M-Mods?

I want to make her a single mother

Attached: E67E80D7-03F8-42C1-9A76-E200112602C6.jpg (400x529, 21K)

So a show about over the hill fat old women who let themselves go? This is why you fuck preteens and teach them right from the beginning.

Hibiki x Cosmo
Ayaka x Gaolang
Akemi x Julius
Zina x Muteba
Prove me wrong.

Is this a ship or a crossover fight

Would anyone in their right mind want to stick their dick in this big blob of fat?

Attached: 1478477094578.png (1440x810, 588K)

>implying any of you guys work out

This anime made me work my left arm a lot.

Fight. Then winner rapes the loser.

I been hitting the gym for 5 years, but I'm still fat and out of shape because I'm a gluttonous piece of shit.
A-at least I can bench 2 pl8s right b-bros...

Attached: 09f.png (356x333, 145K)

So how come none of the muscle chads have pinned down and impregnated Akemi yet? It's clear she won't say no to a muscular hunk smashing her pussy.

How come Machio doesn't have at least 4-5 girlfriends with how perfect his body is? Like, when the girls were sitting on his crotch, how did he not get an instant boner from having all those fine asses making contact with his penis? Is he gay?

Attached: 1562825322688.jpg (1280x720, 139K)

Machio is a very professional guy, so he wouldn't hit on his pupils. About the other guys, they probably don't know she even has a muscle fetish, and even if they did, they might be anons that would never think about hitting on a highschool girl at the gym.

>How come Machio doesn't have at least 4-5 girlfriends with how perfect his body is?
not all girls are into huge muscles

>Is he gay?
No, self control

I want to work out but I been injured for most of the year and saving up money to see a local physical therapist. Fucked up both my shoulders in accidents at home. Nothing bloody or gorey but I guess I overestimated the strain I placed on my shoulders, resulting in a shoulder injury, and while my doctor said he didn't think I needed surgery since no bruising, redness, or swelling occurred, the injury makes me feel like an old man when I try to hold something heavy with my injured shoulders. What gets me frustrated though is the injury would not have happened if I wasn't so idiotic and didn't do something so stupid like wash my back with just my left arm and hand because I was too lazy to find a back scrubber and shaking off a heavy jacket really hard with my right shoulder because I was too lazy to take it off with my arms. Both situations, I used too much power like an idiot and injured myself. I was honestly shocked the injury happened.

I guess it is like those times you act stupid and accidentally sprained your neck. You used too much unnecessary power and then suffer the consequences. What gets me super regretful is that it was so easy to prevent these injuries if I just turned off the shower to find a back scrubber or just took the time to slowly take off my jacket instead of taking off the heavy jacket as quickly as possible.

I admit I am not a /fit/ person. Kinda long lanky arms and strangely because of this injury, I started watching weightlifting and bodybuilding videos and then wishing I became interested in /fit/ before I got this body injury so it might never have happened or I would be able to recover without a physical therapist.

I guess that is why the word "regret" exists in the first place, huh.

So take it from me: It's better to do things slowly and carefully then as fast as possible. I did not need to take off a heavy jacket that fast. I did not need to attempt to wash my back with only my arm. If only Senzu Beans existed.

>45kg
Holy shit, Karla is build for imagination, Hibiki cannot even compete.

Attached: V35.png (844x1200, 280K)

Are you gay? Because literally every healthy male would want to do sex with Zina, impregnation sex that is. And then go away without a trace because taking responsibility is for faggots

Attached: 2EB6FF90-7654-49AA-996B-E4FA4626A2BE.jpg (739x415, 66K)

Is anyone else getting recommended random lifting videos from random countries?
youtube.com/watch?v=melXkLeisnM

That wasn't necessary.

youtube.com/watch?v=cqDn220mdHA

Naisu baruku!

Taking responsibility is for Chads. Only the most subhuman filth actually want their offspring to be raised by an impoverished woman with no higher education, and most likely by the cucks she whores herself out with to survive.

i never leave my house so...

Are japanese female highschoolers really so obsessed with getting a boyfriend and having a nice body for summer?

>Are [insert any nationality] female [insert any age past puberty] really so obsessed with getting a boyfriend and having a nice body for summer?

Akemi is delicious.

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_17.41_[2019.07.03_13.13.16].jpg (1906x1983, 1.46M)

Summer fling has been a term in both West and East...

In Japan, the term "local wife" exists.

In America, the term "summer fling" is used instead.

Hibiki transcends cuteness. There's not even a word in existence that defines how cute she is.

>all these 10/10 girls
>not a single one of them has a boyfriend despite all of them being desperate for one

Immersion shattered.

Attached: 720957830967236.png (1280x720, 1.05M)

It's pretty typical for women to claim they can't find a boyfriend while rejecting everyone that approaches them.

Is she really fat or "nip" fat?

Her BMI is normal, so I'd say nip fat.

>35% body fat is normal

They don't want any boyfriend, they want a master chad with a chocolate dick that ejaculates money.
That's a common mistake in men because most of them are so desesperate that will go with any grill that doesn't look like an uruk hai, but there's no equivalent in the female kingdom unless that means really old and fat and fucked up.
The show, if something, it's quite realistic.

"fat" in japan is thicc anywhere else because they have laws against genuinely fat people

Also the ideal beauty standard for men and women is "twink" and "sticc" respectively, they want BONES. So hibiki is a fatty and machio is a gay.

Episode 11 preview!

youtube.com/watch?v=jEmcpMGmlT0

Based, and dare I say, redpilled.
youtube.com/watch?v=SLDQVLuBbiw

Hibiki wouldn't be considered fat in America. That's because she's pudgy rather than actually obese.

Attached: 1565932162529.jpg (1920x1785, 1.17M)

Attached: 20190805_160632.png (596x862, 567K)

nigger detected

>Or does that user really think obese Hibiki is attractive?
What, you don't?

Russians are niggers. Therefore Zina is a negress. Therefore it’s a natural monoracial act of procreation so nothing is lost here

Attached: 83CCE672-51C1-4B86-917A-E48E67816BCF.jpg (663x463, 53K)

Cause most won't openly parade their slampig

Attached: bundy.png (500x746, 729K)

Nip fat, but she does occasionally slip into actual fat as shown .

Of those four?
Zina.
I would visit with her the Great Wall of Japan.

This. With the only difference being I’ll stop being her boyfriend when her belly starts to bulge

Attached: E3A6186F-66C1-4433-B829-54A133FBDD61.jpg (500x281, 47K)

What in the actual fuck these exact posts were on /fit/ yesterday... Do you just copy paste them? Who's doing this? Why?

Attached: 1567639297597m.jpg (1024x986, 99K)

Wtf that wasn't the picture I posted

Reminds me of this one time I caused two Anons on separate boards have a fight. I just copied the replys to the other board and kept going.

No, but I keep getting Japanese BBW videos recommended to me.

Attached: B6A4812A-34D2-48D2-B067-C7B7FA78CD17.jpg (660x1100, 209K)

>mfw I catch Machio injecting

Attached: 1565245716676.jpg (1920x1080, 159K)

>mfw it's just insulin for his type 1 diabetes

Attached: 1565245748968.jpg (1920x1080, 173K)

Sensei is best dunberu

>she now officially weighs more than me
Tasukete, Machio-sama!

Yes

Attached: IMG_20190906_172645.jpg (1323x1840, 174K)

GOMAD + SS

Attached: 1510054509353.png (310x335, 69K)

>tfw presence of muscle god is so strong it broke the player

Attached: pillarmenremake.jpg (949x536, 120K)

JUST IMAGINE

Attached: imagine.png (1280x720, 798K)

>streaming

Attached: 1498020614122.jpg (513x574, 181K)

kill yourself streamfag

Because they're good guys with morals.

Attached: Thinking about weights.png (220x260, 23K)

Excellent. I knew they'd be going to the shrine, since Machio is in the priest outfit during the ED, but it's nice to see the 2nd round of Idol Auditions with the Kubukukuri Koyo Academy Girls, the "Dumb Belles."

Makes me wonder what the final episode will be. It must be Calf Extensions with Deire in the Silverman gym, since he's in the OP...but I don't know what else it will be, then...

Attached: 03.png (960x1361, 1.27M)

Attached: Tell me more!.webm (960x540, 140K)

I like the manga page more. Harnnold looks more fun, the girls look more developed.

Attached: 03.png (960x1361, 1.04M)

Is the geisha girls joke just a joke about baka gaijins or is it implying something else

I love Machio's hat

BUSTEED

Attached: busted.jpg (626x429, 31K)

If your a woman it is. 50% is preferred.

Mostly yes. Baka gaijin but with more implications he's also some superstar asshole.
There's a number of jokes, given that Harnnold is the one saying it:
1. Yes, they're making fun of Harnnold for being a baka gaijin as being an idiot for calling women speaking to him as a geisha. Westerners like to think geisha are prostitutes, which Japanese find very offensive (and they're not), so when Harnnold calls women around him geisha, they're implying he's implying they're all prostitutes designed to entertain him, which makes him a huge asshole despite also being portrayed as super-well-liked by everyone.
2. Geisha are DISTINCT when wearing their kimono and crazy amounts of makeup. None of the girls are dressed that way. More "Harnnold doesn't know what he's talking about."
3. Geisha perform ancient and definitively Japanese entertainment. For Harnnold to call someone not Japanese a geisha (like calling Zina a "Russian geisha") is implicitly showing everyone he's a moron.

Is that arm band for injecting steroids?

I hope there is a arc where she gets chubby then has to lose it all.

Why is the OP so fucking catchy? I've had that shit stuck on my head for weeks now

Attached: IMG_20190717_083446.jpg (1200x999, 188K)

You should listen to the full-length versions.

Do you think her pussy can survive this onslaught of jacked chads?

Attached: imagine (2).png (1280x720, 1.19M)

>He’s surprised
It’s common knowledge Bill likes chubby girls to suck his cigar

Imagine liking Hibiki. The only reason she trains so hard is because she wants to THOT around with handsome dyels, aka not you.

Only meat she's after is the one on her bowl

Attached: 1565959706803.png (2549x1440, 1.84M)

I wanted to see sensei's side chest

Attached: 1565797378427.jpg (2787x1064, 849K)

Why is Jason Stagthan prime Barnold’s secretary? He’s not exactly well known for being muscular as opposed to Thor, Supes, or Aquaman?

Attached: A523A47D-928D-4CEA-86A1-7418DE3FA652.jpg (640x878, 334K)

>three girls sitting on his crotch
>no erection

He's gay, right?

Attached: machio.png (1280x720, 973K)

He's just professional

Attached: 1565806434667.jpg (3315x1080, 1.37M)

>Ayaka sits on his chest
>Akemi sits on his stomach
>Hibiki sits directly on his dick
what the fuck is her problem?

She's so fucking fat that she would cut off blood flow to his member.

Of all the girls in the show, Hibiki is the one most thirsty for a boyfriend. Even though she probably no longer is attracted to Machio, she still subconsicously has a part of her that remembers him as the handsome guy from episode 1, so that part of her still wants to ride his dick.

Attached: just think of how wet her pussy is at this moment.png (1280x720, 809K)

>no longer is attracted to Machio
She still is. The manga shows her thoughts better.

The last few episodes were complete garbage

This show is underwhelming, lewds don't translate well to anime, humor is mediocre even in source material and all that's left is cringy /fit/ advice.
Who's supposed to like that show?

>gay
No, he's just trained his mind as much as his body

One thing I love about the manga and the show is seeing fit girls dressing fashionably.

Attached: 0066-002.jpg (960x1361, 792K)

She also looks like Youmu

Hibiki has been developped by a team of scientists to be as sexually attractive as possible. After that it's sensei, Akemi, Zina and muscle bro girl.

Attached: [HorribleSubs] Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru - 01 [1080p].mkv_snapshot_16.29.667.jpg (1620x911, 155K)

She's very attracted to Machio. As time progresses, she's becoming just as attractive to him with clothes off as with them on.

Attached: Machio's Good points.png (468x452, 114K)

>ywn take Tachibana-sensei to watch a Kengan match

I'm upset the poster/book titles were too small for the translations to get used.

>Moviepostertop= Billy Is Coming!
>Movieposterbottom= Billy of Gaspacho [A Visceral Soup]

Pic related:
>your muscle.
>Proteins Basket
>Kingan Asura
>One Plate
>Do You Even Lift?

>Attack on Tendon
>Machoba &!
>20th Century Bulks
>Machochocho-Cho Cho-Macho
>Cute And Muscular

Attached: 14.jpg (960x1361, 825K)

I didn't knew Ziva and Ivan were related, why we haven't seen Ivan on Dumbbell yet?

Fucking captcha ruining my life.

Attached: top bro.png (1920x1080, 2.36M)

Dunno. We've seen Zina in Kengan, though.

Attached: Zina's Uncle Ivan.png (848x1200, 659K)

she doesn't want Hibiki to find out she's related to a jobber, it makes her look like an incapable rival

I mean, it's rough.
Hibiki -> related to Wakatsuki
Zina -> related to Ivan

ouch

Literally me

They knew what they were doing by having Akemi stare at Harnnolds crotch in the anime, didn't they.

Macchio is up for voting for the Yea Forums roster for the upcoming Autumn cup as SAIDO CHESTO.
You can vote for him and your other favourites in the poll linked below, as well as write in any other ideas you have, write-ins hold more weight and can be implemented if they get enough support.
pastebin.com/10TMiyux

Attached: 15623458896482.jpg (1280x720, 193K)

because I'm a loser

>being this much of a faggot
post body

can't go wrong with Ayaka

Attached: danberuayakastars.jpg (1280x720, 178K)

Does the mangaka not realize that sending her to the gym would give her more muscle therefore making her weigh more in the end?

Help me cheat user I only know number 2.

Attached: 8EC9AD90-BBF7-4A20-900B-853399FEE6DF.jpg (3264x2448, 3.63M)

I was missing 3 and 5, just write some meme answers and pray it works

3 and 5 have stumped a lot, so we're giving a bit of leeway for those two

1 is girugimesh
4 is the cat from azumanga daioh
not sure on 3 and 5

He literally addresses that exact fact in the 6th chapter.
In the anime, that's the VERY beginning of the VERY next episode.

Yes. He knows.

Attached: 01.png (960x1361, 896K)

Jiminy Christmas you guys are internet youngin's. Are they seriously that pixelated? Even so, I can still tell
#1 = GIRUGAMESH!!
#2 = Notto disu shitto agen
#3 = Underwater Ray Romano
#4 = Bill Clinton
#5 = something about a trap sucking his dick or "stick it in her butt" I forget.

Attached: 1565232895938.jpg (1230x770, 446K)

>Jiminy Christmas you guys are internet youngin's
3 out of 5 aint bad

SHE'S GOING TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND

could he beat Machio?

Attached: biscuit oliva.png (760x1200, 824K)

Why are you asking a cat?

Attached: ute.jpg (480x360, 51K)

That image probably asking for this meme, not the Bill Clinton meme.

Attached: You look like that American, Bill Clinton.jpg (480x360, 15K)

body

Very good, sir. I enjoyed this immensely.

>high testosterone and thus small testicles and below average semen volume
Is this some kind of bizarre fatty cope? That isn't how that works at all, retard.

Regardless the smell of all that different cum must be horrendous

Attached: uh oh.jpg (375x925, 153K)

I'm the TL
There's a lot of wonderful jokes and references that I try to get integrated. Kure Yakusha's name is another reference that NO ONE would get unless it's explained, at length. The title, so many references, minor pronunciation alterations, and I'm amazed at how "western" Sandrovich is when he makes a lot of his jokes (he's a huge Russiaboo, after all).

But when it comes to Zina's name, I always had suspicions but when that Krystal Gerson name suddenly showed up, I instantly laughed my ass off and wondered if Sandrovich was more of a pervert for making the joke or me for instantly getting it. Honestly, when deciding on how to spell her name in English, the two of us at the time deliberated hard about what to do. In retrospect, I like the "Boyd" surname more, but I think I'd stick with "Zina" 100% of the time. That name is more Russian, more cultural and more fun and allows for more unique character trait than just being "a pornstar parody."
PLUS, and I AM kinda mad about this, they DID have her name OFFICIALLY translated on their anime website for more than half-a-year to be exactly as we had it! The character name overlays, the transparencies, the character bios, the urls, everything! They just changed it a few weeks before the first episode aired. I was...well, not really proud to see that English spelling, just wildly humored that even the Japanese official sources were acknowledging things despite zero NA publication involvement yet. It was cool.

Anyway, you're welcome, and I hope

Attached: Zina v Gina.png (1262x1062, 805K)

Ayaka > Zina > Hibiki > Akemi

>and I hope
...you continue to enjoy the series.

so he's a hapa?

10 minutes later, no-one even tried to save her..

Attached: yaka.jpg (375x925, 154K)

For those every wondering, there IS a chapter title page that shows Akemi with her hair down. It's the only image of her with her hair down I think that's ever shown, though. I can't remember, there might be a shower scene or exercise-explanation summary page with it down as well.

By the same token, there are plenty of panels and pages with Hibiki in other hairstyles than just twin-tails.

Attached: 03.jpg (960x1361, 301K)

I can't believe brown Shimarin is fucking dead

I don't think so, but he's not shy about loving his hobbies, whatever they are.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Attached: ummm.png (180x237, 58K)

>Akemi
Ayaka. Man, I need to go eat something.

Attached: reinohdear.jpg (219x390, 33K)

That's the best part.

>you will never meet a nice 29 year old schoolteacher at the gym
>you will never try chatting Tachibana-sensei up and sharing exercise advice
>you will never tease her for hanging out with her students
>you will never get pulled aside by the weird Russian chick who's noticed you're making eyes at her sensei
>you will never discover that the nice fit schoolteacher also does erotic cosplay
>you will never buy some photos off the Russkie
>you will never use them to blackmail Tachibana-sensei
>you will never force her to do private photoshoots for you
>you will never blackmail her into sex
>you will never fuck Tachibana-sensei in the gym showers while her students wait for her outside, wondering what's taking so long
>you will never visit her and school and rail her over her desk during lunch hour in an empty classroom
>you will never make Tachibana-sensei your love puppet... and sell the photos to Zina

Attached: __tachibana_satomi_danberu_nan_kiro_moteru_drawn_by_rizuta__3c2e7b872df2c7b844032247331a4897.jpg (707x1000, 74K)

I made a new sound webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567819565442.webm

Attached: 1567612727626.jpg (1920x2099, 1.31M)

Attached: 1567611159977.png (710x717, 632K)

What if I just want a loving monogamous relationship with a younger woman?

Then look elsewhere. Sensei is for pump and dump and we all know it.

Attached: __tachibana_satomi_danberu_nan_kiro_moteru_drawn_by_tapioka_oekakitapioka__sample-8394e2dede5439a74f (850x1158, 128K)

>pump and dump
That's Zina

Would Muteba fuck the girls if they meet him? Or just the cosplay cake?

Attached: 1-pibble.jpg (650x650, 87K)

he'd fuck them all and they'd love it

Attached: muteba.png (530x831, 354K)

pump the plump and dump the chump

say it with me now

He'll get shoah'd by Ebola-chan before he got any chance

Attached: How+about+this+_74abcf2fdeabe0b7cbf0e40d33ceaf11.png (494x894, 311K)

CHUNK
H
U
N
K

>implying muteba can get sick
how do you think he didn't get AIDS from the thousands of bitches he fucked?

delusional wh*toid cope

AIDS-san is yesterday. Ebola-chan is the new hotness

Attached: givememoreblood.jpg (1823x1296, 1.72M)

Gina is an Italian sounding name, Zina is Russian sounding

What was Muteba secret anyways, I have the feeling the crazy weapon hoe simply provided him with the girls and well, he gave them a pretty good use.

he was the only fighter with a sex drive so he scooped up all the groupies

Why don't you stop riding that black dong? Ebola-chan is righteous. Only niggers, white women, and cucks get infected with Ebola-chan's deathly love. Civilized people don't get them once they stop being cucks and realize that the true path of life is through fighting until reaching Valhalla, or Heaven in Islam, or become shattered jewels in Japanese Shintoism. Of course Ebola-chan can infect you as well, unless you say "Good Luck Ebola-chan!"

Attached: ourally.jpg (834x1006, 148K)

Why is Zina's body the perfect ratio

She really does look delicious in the episode

Hibiki is for love and marriage
Ayaka is for hanging out, watching movies and practicing boxing moves
Akemi is for mooching off of
Zina is for pump and dump
Sensei is for gangbanging with twelve of your gym bros

This is objective fact.

Attached: __tachibana_satomi_danberu_nan_kiro_moteru_drawn_by_tedain__sample-0f3b7790807db2e7166efe2df9290042. (850x1133, 92K)

it's a sexual anime, that's the point

Precisely, and ultimately the most important. Zina just sounds better.

Attached: Dumbbell Zina (on).png (375x1080, 175K)

Attached: Comparison 2.png (1285x422, 704K)

youtube.com/watch?v=Zg1pDweZ0W8

NICE

Do You Even Drift?
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567831012237.webm

Attached: Akemi, no joke, CHILLOUT.webm (960x540, 253K)

Lmao, I was just looking at your post in that thread before I went back to this tab.

JAPAN BREAK INDUSTRY MUSCLES
youtube.com/watch?v=rQQdym7LxjY

is2.Yea Forums.org/wsg/1567831108796.webm

Attached: Akemi Calm Down.webm (960x540, 861K)

I don't know how to draw attention to the fact that I love fandom creations. A Eurobeat "Onegai Muscle" is fantastic and I instantly took that youtube audio and made an mp3.

I appreciate you for posting that, immensely.

Attached: Uh oh.png (280x238, 94K)

My my, aren't you a cute autist.

Onegai Eurobeat Remuscle

Attached: Onegai Muscle Eurobeat Remuscle.png (1366x768, 1.78M)

A-am...am I supposed to LIFT to this or DRIFT to this!?!?!

It's stuff like this that makes being a fan of something worth it. Incredible.

She's not fat, she's big boned

Attached: 1567253586183.jpg (848x1200, 651K)

soundcloud.com/conosyunya/ripgroove

Machio have complete control over his muscles, including his dick muscles

I refuse to watch this series because their are no female nipples in it.
And make nipples
Why no nipples?

It's wierd when the original is more fanservicey, but less sexy

The "original" is FAR more erotic, like, wow

Attached: Comparison 1.png (2084x1004, 1.44M)

Yeah, but it's just too ridiculous to find appealing
Like jojos

Dumbbell?
Or Danberu?

Attached: 3.png (960x1361, 962K)

I'm all for Danberu

Attached: Just another cosplay from Tachibana.jpg (1280x720, 155K)

I like the face and hair in the manga better.

Just dumb.

Alright then. Fuck of.

And I was just happy because after a week of relative indulgence it showed just 56 kg, this show makes me feel bad.

Attached: 1566423868085.png (380x367, 78K)

There's a question for the experts, at what time does the Kengan Annihilation Tournament happens in reference with the Danberu events? I mean, here we are already on Christmas, I don't think the tournament even lasted over a week.