Rejoice! a week after the 4th grail war ended, you have been isekai into kirei's body...

Rejoice! a week after the 4th grail war ended, you have been isekai into kirei's body. You have full control of his body however his consciousness is still inside your head, so he'll be talking to you. What would you do?
Also no bullshit all fiction rm.

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Raise Sakura and Rin as my cumdumps.

This but instead of cumdumps they become tofudumps

groom rin
kill kid gilgamesh
flee

Whatever I do, I know I'll die within a few weeks.

I put a gun up to my forehead and pull the trigger

Unlike Kirei I get validation from being a good person, so.. I raise Rin and Caren properly and manage the Tohsaka estates as best I can, I preach and offer confessionals at the church on the hill, I keep the heathen spirits out of Fuyuki, and I hope Gilgamesh doesn't get offended and kill me I guess because there's nothing I could really do if he does.
By the time the fifth war rolls around, I will wait until Caster loses her first Master, see if I can intercede before she comes across Kuzuki, and then explain to her the circumstances of the Grail's corruption because Medea's help is paramount in making anything good come of the fifth holy grail war.
I also caution Bazett to be chill and eventually hold a summit to explain to Shirou, Rin, Bazett, and Illyasviel (if she listens) about the grail's circumstances. Maybe a metaknowledge-based deliberation to get Saber and Archer out of their angst pits, but that might not work coming from Kirei.
If all goes well, I leave it to them to take care of each other and clean out the grail and then die because the mud is already in my heart and the only thing keeping this body moving.

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This.
Dosnt even matter that you are Kirei.
No matter the route or the plot you will probebly be dead by chosing to go to the wrong street that one night.

This but instead of tofudumps they become spicy mapo tofu dumps

No I mean Kirei's fake heart made of Grail cum won't last after the 5th war, which is stated in SN and HA

Well, take care of rin/caren and maybe try to save sakura, prime kirei could do it.
And find a way to make gilgamesh continue being a child, maybe treat child gil like my son or something, does child gil still has archer's gil memories and personality? i forgot.

I would talk to Kiritsugu and try to prove to him that i am someone else inside kirei.

I support Bazett into winning the Grail War. Given Gilgamesh is on my side for this war, there shouldn't be an issue about "Can't deal with Gil" and Kirei/Gil still get to see the world go up in flames.
Though I'd be impressed to see how the Grail attempts to grant the wish "I wish Cu had a better life" into something which could cause the most immediate damage.
I'd also exorcise Zouken ASAP because fuck him.

I'm a speedreader, but why didn't Kirei go after Zouken? Zouken is an apostate just like Kiritsugu's dad.

Fuck the HGW and fuck Angry Manjew, invite Waver to dismantle the entire thing and then con sords, Sakura and Rin into helping me run a mapo tofu joint.

>apostate
I'm not sure if you used this word trying to use Apostle but you're not wrong, Zouken is very much an Apostate but if Kirei killed everyone who didn't believe in God then his plans to use the grail to cause destruction would have made sense.
As to the actual question, there was no reason for him to do it. He's not actually a vampire.

Just get Medea on your side.
Sounds like something she could fix.

Or borrow Avalon.

waver wouldn't want to dismantle his only chance of ever seeing iskandar again

Do I have his combat skills?
I could always try to convince Kiritsugu that I'm not actually Kirei and could offer to help him save Illya.

Nothing changes. Kotomine is literally me

...

Post spicy mapo tofu right now

He does it after the fifth war though?

subarashii

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>in charge of Tohsaka family estate
>know that human world develops roughly the same as IRL
>have Millions to invest
Time to make Rin a billionaire by time of F/SN.

Even with no Reality Marble, Kirei is fucking easy mode.

It's probably fixable by medea.

Explain to the gay teacher that the thing is fucked.

Go full carnival phantasm, no exceptions. Use like 100 command seals on gil if he isn't in to it, but he will be, so it's okay

I'm going to fight Basaka with my cool 11 command seals and win. Then let Gilgamesh win that war.

>fight berserker
>and win
>berserker
>win
?

Your origin will literally have you enjoy only things that make people suffer. Good luck overcoming that.

Nah.
Different soul, different origin and element.
It's really quite simple.

he needs time to sort his shit out
if you talk to hm before he's ready he may not reach that point

I fuck Gilgamesh and Rin.

Honestly this is way too easy.
At least Shinji Isekai had some pretense of being a challenge and also potentially being able to get one of the girls.

With Kirei you can sort of just win with ease.

>This but instead of mapo tofu they become spicy curry dumps

Uh, no. It's a problem in Kirei's brain. His origin is "opening the wound", meaning he amplifies suffering by nature, it has nothing to do with the fact that he ENJOYS that. Enjoying is a level above your origin. Acting in line with your origin is not in any way guaranteed to be pleasurable.
Like, Kiritsugu's origin brought him nothing but constant twisted agony.

Take it easy, Rani.

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Make a Shinji one.