Any reason why you got a live monkey in the back of your car?
Any reason why you got a live monkey in the back of your car?
Aaron Murphy
Kayden Gutierrez
Bat's fucked off for some doughnuts so I'll have to make do with her tomboy ass.
Gabriel Adams
She was tired so I'm giving her a ride.
Josiah Baker
A gentle ride?
Luis Smith
does it count as cheating on Hitagi? after all she's Araragi's designated sex slave
Xavier Edwards
Of course! Wouldn't want to wake her.
Luke Gray
No because Hitagi and Monkey fuck
Robert Gray
>Anyway, the guy went to a different world and that's it
this is your average isekai author
Adam Bell
Because doing a mating press is very uncomfortable in the front seats
Lincoln Roberts
Y-yes, that's my d-dog, officer!
I s-swear.
Xavier Barnes
Nah, Kanbaru spends less and less time with Hitagi the further the series progressed, Hitagi was actually getting asshurt that they got along so well even. In fairness Kanbaru was just Hitagi's psycho stalker though, she's not obligated to be nice to Kanbaru or whatever.
That being said, Hitagi and Hanekawa are absolutely fucking.
Brandon Flores
Wait did she really? In what series? Been a while since I watched the seasons with Monkey
Dominic Bennett
It's not cheating if it's anal sex
Robert Martin
hitagi still a shit
Luke Cook
Doesn't Kanbaru actually genuinely like Araragi now?
Evan Torres
Dozo.
Ayden Powell
She's hot
Christian Martinez
Yeah, she's cute.
Juan Diaz
I always wanted to see an alternate scenario where she gets picked up by some creeps, rather than Araragi
Cooper Gonzalez
why didn't she rape araragi?
Adrian Perez
>Higasa just spends the entire book ripping into Kanbaru and teasing the fuck out of her.
>While Kanbaru was Godspeed Angel and Rouka was Poison Swamp, Higasa was Sunshine Umbrella but in English.
>Rouka's existence was so heavy as an oddity that she could make entire rooms of students and school clubs avoid her.
Hanamonogatari is such a good book. The anime really misrepresents it.
Jose Garcia
My wife.
Oliver Foster
I'm going to drive her home gently
Jordan Davis
she did
Evan Rogers
MY wife
Cameron Lopez
Bros...