Hotaru Shidare

Most "people" are complete idiots who are too stupid to understand the plot of a candy ad. Fuck off.

>Most "people" are complete idiots who are too stupid to understand the plot of a candy ad
>candy ad
>putting "people" in quotes without actually quoting anything
sugoi

>turbo slut who loves to tease younger boys while looking unaware of it.
There was this doujin where he gave shotas candy and got semen in return

She is passionate and informed. That's a personality.

She'll die of diabetes before 30

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Not him, but you can use quotation mark for more than just quotes you know.

>I think she has to be a turbo slut who loves to tease younger boys while looking unaware of it.
Even better.

you can do a lot of things but that doesn't make them all correct

I'd rather have few years of happiness than lifetime of loneliness

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Not fat though

And yet you're incorrectly using another quote function to greentext like the retard you are.

No, that's not how it works. However if she becomes a fat bitch by that time and stays for the rest of her life she'll develop it sooner or later (and a lot of other problems).

aka too good for me
next

god I wish that were me

You forgot she is a shotacon

you forgot that she has the rinnegan.

How did she acquire it?

>"I love candy".
Yeah she's gunna be screaming Oh Henry! while I'm cramming Mr.Big into her Turkish Delight before I Pop Rocks all over her Gobstoppers.

>>lovely eyes
I love the part where they can create mini moons with gravitational force

she's rich so by surgery

>candy ads
nope, couldn't even finish the first season

Gay

based narutardbro

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How does this conclude? I watched the first 4 episodes of the anime because of this waiting bait and it was fucking terrible. I’m done with it but I want to know if she and the Mc ntr the coffee girl

>How does this conclude?

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I get the subtext thanks. Good waifu. Too bad the material wasn’t better

>>fantastic personality
Nope

Isn't that porn?

see

will hotaru's breas milk give you diabetes?

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I really want pochi no make another Hotaru doujin but nothing will top this one in making my dick and my heart cum simultaneously.

Vampire Hotaru > Candy Hotaru

It amazes me that a show that was basically one long candy commercial spawned a design this good

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Consider the ponytail

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meanwhile OP is:
> greasy hair
> brown eyes
> skinny fat
> big tits
> stinks
> shit personality
> manlet

She won't even look at you.

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Daily reminder that pits > tits.

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You shouldn't talk about yourself like that.

It could give me cancer and I'd drink it like it was the cure

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yes it's the doujin i was talking about here doubt it considering this freak of nature is still alive:
youtube.com/watch?v=tMeKEVZ1w8U

heh

seethe more, neet

Based.
If you don't have blue eyes consider killing yourself to reduce the risk of birthing more shit eyed children.

that means she always tastes sweet when you kiss her

Why is there no stitching program that stitches each frame automatically?
Shouldn't this be absolutely trivial by just hijacking compression algorithms?

The manga took a strange turn during the end

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Hotaru Is a babe in both forms
>Candy autist
>Magic autist

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She'll suck off dudes for candy OP

Isn't ICE exactly that?

microsoft.com/en-us/research/product/computational-photography-applications/image-composite-editor

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