So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform...

So as a joke, I went to my friend's house while wearing Konata's blue wig and uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Konata."

Pic related. It's me dressed as Konata.

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old pasta

as a joke I fucked ur mom lol

but in turned out it was my dad lol

That's my fetish desu.

Good reminder Yea Forums was always a shithole.

>"Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Konata!" which made me get a boner myself.
>which made me get a boner myself.
>boner myself.
>boner

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What is his name in the pic?

DARLING DARLING PUREES

Why don't we have new pastas every season? Why is it the same old shit?

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New anime suck dick.

Why is old Yea Forums pasta so good at giving me a boner?

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Newfag here. How old is this pasta?

Can anyone turn this into a straight or lesbian story instead?

no, you faggot

How the hell would that even work? What do you replace boner with? "My nipples got hard"? Jesus females are shit desu.

I miss old Yea Forums
Even the early '10 was miles better than today.

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My vagina got wet, you obvious incel.

And how will the other female notice it? Will she be dripping so much she makes a puddle? Females are inferior desune

the same but you make them both trannys