Episode 10 Christmas party
Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru?
Is it true that workout release stress?
>Hibiki got chubbier
Oh no.
20 children with Sensei
Yes, I don't know what this shitty anime has to do with working out though.
>cake wearing a serafuku
this is my fetish
Hags should act their own age.
>shitty anime
Excuse me?
Will Barnold be there?
>that Zina
>that Ayaka
>that sensei
Saying something to the muscle god
I wanna get my dick cold
If I tell you no, would you still watch this episode?
Yes but I would be sad
it would be extremely disappointing
So sad that your bulk is leaking out?
I love how they always emphasize Ayaka’s abs
>Christmas Cake party
Why are you so small, muscle god?
Why the fuck to they have to further bastardize the off brand Arnold's name anyway? Harnold Dogegenchoneger seems distant enough?
God I want to marry the teacher
You are a big guy.
Reminder that ayaka is undeniably best girl
...
5 mins
get in here niggas
cute
Wew
Oh shit I'll have to go to bed soon since I have night shift today. Maybe I'll just watch it tomorrow instead
tfw no bf
You won't die if you messed up your sleeping schedule once in a while user
sluts
Hibiki should eat my cock instead
I've been wondering, are they tanned or just okinawan?
Das it mane.
Instant yakisoba is so fucking delicious.
cumdump
What a womanlet
Akemi is a slut
imagine the mating pressing
Why do they all have Kure eyes?
JK cosplay
me in the middle
another cosplaying old hag
This is just wrong
Fuck, i want that combo rack
Expired goods shouldn’t be trying to pass themselves off as fresh. Does she have no shame?
When will she join the gym gang?
>more sensei
My dick gets bodybuilding training every time sensei's on screen.
Is this the episode where Hibiki realizes she's in love with Machio?
Dat sensei cosplay, wew lad
>300g of that
She gonna brap 24/7.
lewd
Christmas gangbang party with sensei!
Nice bulk.
>1560kcal
What the hell is that? Molten chocolate?
I want to cum inside her on the most dangerous day
instant yakisoba i think
Gains in the right places.
I hope she has fat on her forehead.
OH YES
>Not pictured, Mocky's intense desire to beat up some thugs
Kengan Ashura
She joins the Sliverman Gym closest to her home, not the gym the main girls go
That looks like Kirino
Sensei getting some cocks finally, was thinking she gonna blow it up with her dom outfit.
two cake
why would a company as big as Disney hire such a fucking jobber for their associate fighter? Shit makes no sense
My fucking sides.
For example, this is 2142kcal
>1560kcal
This is literally my whole 3 meals a day worth of kcal
Damn, shit pretty much my daily intake.Are these filling anyway? Seems like the calories are there but your stomach gonna feel empty later.Also gonna be shitting bricks after this one.
>brazzers.jpg
Holy fuck, at least that substantial and a meal. Try eating this casually while in between meals
Feels bad man.
When will Karla join the muscle idol project?
GIGAMAX Mayonnaise mix
>almost all of them
I guess the remaining ones were /fit/izens.
As soon as Ohma wakes up from his nap.
>Karla starts training at Silverman's Gym
>Erioh shows up and tries to kill Machio
You just know
>sodium
>that much
I got stroke just from reading them.
>you gotta be this swole to fuck.jpg
Mocky is Hikaru Midorikawa
Very nice.
Unf.
i'm pretty sure i saw a jav with a cover like this
>watching dumb-bells while you eat ice cream
This costume is 1000x more lewd than sensei's
ABS
>that boob squish
>75kcal
LET ME LICK THEM
They're just generic asian chicks. Contrary to popular belief, not every japanese girl is pale white/yellow. That's just what they like to see on tv. Same goes for literally every other asian country.
Once the make up is off, the vast majority of them are as brown as mexicans.
What a cute.Good funny episode.
>only likes Machio for his body
Akemi is very shallow.
God, why do I always feel immense sexual attraction to zina? I want to pump my baby batter into her, wait for her to get pregnant, then disappear without a trace
She just wants his protein shake.
Some stitches.
Hibiki wouldn't mind eating one hot tuber
Won't you help them enjoy Christmas?
>Making fun of Gina's outfit when Hibiki is dressed as a fucking chicken
>chicken
what the fuck? It's a snowman you third worlder
Oh.
Bros I think we might make it after all...
I like the manga page better. Sensei looks cuter, the dudes look like they're having more fun/have more personality.
Like there's actual distinction, in the manga, between being a background macho and being a gym-bro with a life.
Wait a second isn't japan in the southern hemisphere? doesn't that mean that December is summer like it is here in Australia
OH SHIT, FEM RUSSIAN GAOLANG
>christmas episode in summer
Fuck.
What will you don on Christmas? I'll spend it on Yea Forums and a bottle of hard alcohol.
No.
She, apparently in this episode, does NOT think about her own reactions to the situation at hand, no.
Yes and they skipped this scene fuck you dogakobo.
>Wait a second isn't japan in the southern hemisphere?
user....
Last one.
Zina is thinking about her highness
UU
UU
FUCK
Me on the left.
I had a dream where I discussed protein powder with Akemi.
we agreed that vanilla flavor is the best
This is thew face of a slut.
Nothing but sluts everywhere.
I'm mildly disappointed Doga Kobo decided to re-iterate the Gaolang joke instead of making the Bulk Han expert Sambo joke.
Those are some nice juicy, um, pecs, yes.
Hey, the dude was really good, he was just 1) Young and 2) Have to face one of the monsters of the competition, hell, most people didn't even knew the famous Kure Clan could use something like the Removal, knowledgement will take you just that far.
So is it true that Gaolang is Hibike illegitimate daughter or not?
Let me get this straight. Machio, an older man, is dating an underage school kid?
A-user...
no, Hibiki is Wakatsuki's illegitimate daughter
HIBIKI IS GOING TO LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
No, the "Wild Bunny" if she's related to anybody is related to the "Wild Tiger."
She leaves humanity behind ever so often, when she feels like it
Okay, I thought it couldn't be done due to the way the camera moves in these scenes, but I was able to make stitches from the poses. I had to modify some parts, so if it looks weird that's why.
>It was this big.
Last one.
>you are this mad
This is statutory rape.
Might wanna get rid of the black frame at the start.
Yeah, I though it was at the end and clipped there. I'll fix that.
Girl knows what she got.
MUH. This is perfection
You should get Pumpernickel bread. It has lot of dietary fibers that'll get your stomach quiet and you'll feel like you've eaten a brick.
Pic related is literally the healthiest and most filling bread you can buy, being made out of whole rye, water, a little bit of salt and nothing else. But if you want to only consume Pumpernickel you'll have to switch between brands constantly, so your brain gets tricked and won't get disgusted because you're only eating the same shit.
user, I think he was making a joke.
huh
>hot girls can't get boyfriends
unrealistic bullshit
Japanese hot girls don't want boys their age. They're more honest with themselves and want rich hot guys at least a few (or more) years older than them.
They don't even notice the boys their age, especially when attending an all-girls academy.
they got those in Japan? without being expensive as fuck?
> He doesn't want to marry thhis hot fit chuuni otaku russian girl.
Get out pleb. Get out and never come back. This girl an actual catch.
I'm sure they got it, but I guess they'll be pretty expensive. They're good for an eternity so I just buy like 5kg or more whenever they're on sale and by the time I'm finished they usually are on sale again. Just make sure to keep them in tupperware or air seal them in any other way after you open it.
Wasn't he the #1 fighter of a different underground circuit?
I mean he probably would have gotten further against someone who wasn't the fastest fucking thing on the world.
>only 1560kcal a day
you need to change your day to 8 hours and try again babe.
>You will never ride a bear into the sunset with your Russian waifu.
CONTROL THE FUCKING NEGATIVE
Poor Little Christmas Cake
I get why no one wants to date the fat hog, the pervert, the crazy slav, or the expired goods, but why doesn't Ayaka have a boyfriend?
>nobody wanted to plow them
Too unrealistic.
Why do we like this fat piece of shit again?
Isn't she like 17?
Japanese men seek women they can realistically beat up if they forget their place.
How old is machio, anyway?
LUNATIC FRINGE
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>skull crusher
>almost crushes skull
P-people don't actually die from deadlifts, do they?
I think I finally understand Cakefags. She's so utterly pathetic that it's actually kind of cute.
Never gonna make it
Am I missing something here?
A decent reaction image, I'm guessing.
How important is sleep for muscle growth? If I do mostly office work during the day, where I don't move much, I don't need the full 6 hours of sleep every night, right?
Ayaka a best
Someone recommend me an AV similar to this scenario
I can't tell if that's pity "he's hot, but yeesh" or if that's "I'm so happy I'm pregnant now"
>EZ bar
>git gud
>noob
So, do I get this right?
Doing JoJo references is considered training?
Let me get this gay. She's probably dating some BB chick.
>they would date with literally anyone
I want to date Ayaka
You JUST know what happened in the after party.
Sorry pal, she's busy drinking my milk.
>not marrying the dumb cute cake
>Ohuenno! [that was the best]
>isometric exercise
A bit larger.
>Machio rides sideways
Consider mating press with Zina.
That's my cup of tea.
Yes. but with Ayaka
It's like I'm watching a magical girl show
Oh baby
20? Maybe 22.
Mockey is terrifying.
if I become a muscle god can I get a high school girl to date me?
Is the mangaka a woman? the girls are a bit too cock hungry.
I mean the teacher is just your good old cake who needs to find a boyfriend character, but the rest of the cast is young girls with an active interest in sex. How is this allowed?
Do you have a decent or even handsome face to start with, and are you of a reasonable height? Then yes, likely.
If you don't have either of those things, then all the bulking in the world won't help you.
Yabako Sandrovich
Take a wild guess
>slav
Makes sence.
They love their squats.
>slav
He's just a Russiaboo
They could just fuck eachother.
Machio is very handsome.
Normal girls don't do that.
Sluts are not normal.
Please respond, I am not sleeping right now and I have to know if it will affect my gains.
For optimal gains you should be sleeping at least 7 hours a night. I'm sorry to tell you this, bro, but it's the truth.
I think he is 27? Its one of those things they mention once in a frame of the manga and then forget. Like his family owning a shrine and him being a Shinto priest.
But that also means he would be acceptable to Akemi's family as a marriage partner.
They are when they openly lust after macho men
>tfw no brown shortstack qt chubbyfit JC gf
Why live? It's so fucking painful.
Wait, so they were literally hitting on guys and none of them got laid? The guys just let them go? Does this actually happen in Japan?
Most of them were married or had a girlfriend weren't you paying attention?
>JC
They're JKs, user.
Does that really matter when literally a horny JK asks you to fuck her?
Why are they so useless
It's completely unrealistic none of them were willing to nut inside Zina. I refuse to believe that.
I am just going to assume there were language barriers that prevented her from understanding they wanted to fuck her.
they're female
This but with Hibiki. Any sane man would jump on the chance to breed her without thinking twice. Her body screams peak fertility.
>plot-twist: Hibiki "fatness" was due to her genetically superior muscles
Lads...
what a slut
Many thanks stitchanon
Frankly she should weight much more if she has superman syndrome like Wakatsuki.
It was not a language barrier but a semantic barrier. They kept saying they wanted a 'boyfriend', this implied a relationship of more than one night. If they had stated they had wanted sex then they would have gotten laid, perhaps right there in the building.
>teenage girls want to get boyfriends
>OMG COCK HUNGRY
jesus hell, go outside
It may not be as strong a case as Wakatsuki, also she is female.
Machio is so pure
Akemi should feel bad ogling him like a piece of meat when he is just enjoying himself like a little boy.
it should be called Neanderthal syndrome since that is most likely what it its, a partial expression of the gene's for the powerful muscles we can tell they had from studies of their skeletons.
The women of her family never ever feel bad about how they treat men.
Pure until Hibiki starts pushing her fat, sweaty gyaru tits on his face.
>sleeping at least 7 hours a night
D-does that mean I was losing gains?
Unreasonably based
One of us.
When a horny JK in heat asks you to fuck her at a Christmas party, you do it. Those guys at the party fucking disgust me.
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Imagine the camera going just a bit lower than that.
> no girl will ever look at you like this
i want off this ride lads
At the very least you were giving up extra gains you could have been getting.
How is she this erotic? She shouldn't change a thing about her body desu
Asskemi.
Christians think it's to celebrate the birth of Christ, but it's actually a celebration of the winter solstice.
I love Akemi
So if our girls met the characters from Kengan Ashura, who would they will fall for? I say
Akemi for Julius.
Ayaka for Gaolang.
Hibike for Cosmo.
Speak for yourself. The JK and JC I'm usually around do look at me like this.
i was speaking for myself
Zina would end up being friends with Haruo because they're both dorky gaijins who are obsessed with otaku culture
Yeah I love her too but her time is low
Just be yourself, bro. Just be confident and all the JC and JK will automatically be attracted to you.
gross i ain't interested in 3DPD at all
>A gigantic fucking block of calories
Holy shit man
B L E S S E D
P O S T
Just curious, for you guys getting /fit/, how often do you do leg days in a week?
I was just wondering, since leg days represent your lower body, does that mean people never exercise the entire body in a single day and instead separate exercises into 2 parts: upper and lower and not on the same exact day?
For example, Monday (upper body exercises only), Tuesday (lower body exercises only), etc
Also, resting allows your muscles to heal and grow stronger so what happens after a leg day. Do you just only walk that day and not do anything else with your leg or can you still go swimming?
I'm just curious why everybody seems to like reminding everyone to remember their leg days, from beginners to professionals.
I usually have 2-3 days between leg days.
Not rape if she wants it user
I want this slutty cake like you wouldn't believe.
That's not a dick Shamiko
>statutory
He's an amazon. Malezon!
Dating for women isn't suffering a drought, it's getting through a flood. Women HAVE to be incredibly picky to get okayish, non-too-manbaby, guys.
I want to cum on sensei's eyelids
What is even the point?
Not a crime unless someone reports it
Go home sensei, you're drunk.
Do you always do what your mom tells you?
The absolute state of 30 year old hags
God imagine the smell
Look at that plank
Getting Grand Blue vibes.
I'm fine with this.
I want to say Hibiki is hot, but I'm kinda concerned... would you consider her to be black?
how do I get close to them without people thinking I'm a creeper pedo?
Be good looking, well dressed and not creepy. Then people won't care.
KING OF THE WILD
WILD
WILD
>saying this to your teacher
no chill
Lord have mercy. That leotard barely covers anything below the waist.
What would it feels like to come inside of Hibiki while pushing balls-deep in her?
I usually do some kind of cardio involving legs on the same day AFTER training them and then not train them again for 2-3 days.
It would be very painful.
Sensei looks so pure in this image.
Why? It seems like it would be soft, meaty and really warm.
I haven't been able to go to the gym for a week because I've been sick. It felt wrong watching today's episode without having just gotten back from lifting.
That's sweet potato.
>El peinado foshador
Atheists think it's to celebrate the winter solstice, but it's actually a celebration of hawking useless shit to goyim.
> be good looking
ok i've already failed step one
No, a more accurate name would be snaplift.
I bet Akemi was thinking off Machio's thighs vicegripping her head while she gave head when she heard this.
Yes. I love her and she deserves everything good to happen to her. Too bad nothing good ever does
I love hibiki!
neckmogs machio
I live in Japan.
German, so this is my homeland's bread. I get it an import store for 500 yen for a half kilo.
Bit of a turd of an episode. I only laughed at the disclaimer warning people to please don't literally crush your skull with an easy bar and the reveal of Akemi not making eye contact on the date.
SIDEMUSCLE
>you will never have cosplay sex with her
why live?
That is true, but it's been very hard for the studio making the anime to capture the /fit/life aspects of the gym world. Of course they nail the muscle jokes and gains/bulk jokes pretty well, but the author put a lot of /fit/ soul into it.
They did a good job
Sensei is reasonably priced.
Sensei gangbang doujins fucking WHEN?
I'd pay $189/hr for Sensei no problem.
the real reason Machio doesn't care about the girls is because, while in America, he got nothing but 10/10's and models from working out with Barnold. So much college and prime pussy. Barnold probably flew every Miss America contestant to him to fuck in a row to train specific muscle groups.
These Japanese women can't compete I'm afraid.
You did order yours, right Yea Forums?
No, he's gay.
>says the cuck who wants to become a provider for a woman who had cock carousel with chads in her younger years
He’s just a deconstruction of your favorite dense MC
post mockey.
Not gay, just musclesexual.
For his own muscles.
>Hibiki says sensei looks like a failed underground idol that turned to AV
Pretty brutal, even if its true. Honestly there's nothing worse than those JAVs where its an old hag pretending to be a high schooler
Hibiki belongs to me
You're disgusting.
>spends the whole time staring at his chest
That's SEXUAL HARASSMENT!
that's pretty good merch
I bet Hibiki's post-workout sweat tastes like heaven.
Okay lads, i need a favor
Does anyone have Dumbell's compilation image of all references to kengan ashura?
but I like it when there's a hag wearing a uniform that's way too small for her
BLESS DOGAKOBO
Get axefucked gramps.
but does Machio-sama ever go to Las Vegas to fight Barnold?
When does Satomi's JAV career start? I don't think I can take the blue balls I have much longer.
IFFFFF ANYYYONE DOES NOT LOVE THE LOOOOOOORD
JESUS CHRIST
LET HIM BE ACCUSED OH LORDDDDDDO COMMMMEU AAAAAAAAAAAAAMENNNNNN
I love her
There are some buff guys in JAV, but at the most it's only 2 or 3 of them with one girl. The ones with massive numbers have less fit guys.
She looks like she fucks buff guys.
You're a swole guy.
Why is this show so good?
It's just weight training tips interspersed with cute girls doing dumb things.
...
any chance ya got the sauce?
I want to win over this cake and her canonical daughter.
Steamboat Willie is in creative commons.
Suzumori Remu
Do the rest yourself
Das it
I'm going to untie Zina's armband!
This kills the Zina.
Wasn't her big revenge plan to call him a grandpa while literally holding his grandchild?
>no "Niku no oniisan dayo!" today
Season 2 ever? What has been the reception from Japan?
Hustle Muscle!
I wanna die while resting my head on Ayaka's abs.
>So much college and prime pussy.
Why would he bother with college sluts if he has JCs throwing themselves on him?
>JCs
They're JKs.
Not any more than you'd consider a white female capable of tanning. It's better if they don't burn within 5 minutes after going into the tropical sun.
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His JAV actress impression is too real.
ZUGAGANGAGANGAN
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based and sanctified
How do we stop predators from eyeraping muscle men?
>no socks
Imagine the smell.
bless you user
There's a huge social stigma in Japan on male pornstars. I think there was a youtube interview with one male pornstar and he says the girls are treated better than the girls. Even for him, he had constant rejections from landlords when trying to rent an apartment because they were afraid of him lowering the reputation of the building.
However, if you guys want to see more normal looking guys in JAV, you will have to find the Japanese porn genre aimed exclusively at female customers. Those never get subbed by the way by the extremely few JAV subbers that exist in the world.
I watched one and it reminded me like a Mexican soap opera TV show or at least a softcore like porn movie but I guess I could understand the appeal.
Go search the genre "For Women" on JAV database sites to see some examples of what I am talking about.
However, from a pragmatic view, if I'm a lazy good looking guy too unskilled for modeling or acting or singing, rather than porn, I rather make money being some Host Club guy instead.
It's a sad life being a Host Club guy just like those Bar Hostess Girls, but you don't get the stigma of being a porn actor.
However, remember that Yandere Chick Stabber who stabbed that guy she was interested in. Apparently that guy worked as a Host Club Guy and after surviving the stabbing, he renamed himself as Phoenix.
>Crime scene photographs show Takaoka sitting in the lobby of the Shinjuku Ward apartment complex where she had been living with Phoenix Luna, a bar host at Fusion nightclub in the Kabukicho red light district of Tokyo.
>Pic related: Phoenix Luna
>According to local media, the catalyst for Takaoka’s alleged attack was an intimate photograph of him with another woman she found on his mobile phone.
>Incredibly, Mr Luna bears no ill will toward Takaoka for allegedly almost killing him.
>In fact he even credits the incident with boosting his popularity at Fusion and reuniting him with his estranged siblings.
I don't get it, I don't feel anything from this at all.
Ayaka meets Gaolang at least once a month. He's an active member of their boxing gym "Kouei (Glory) Gym." Her father taught him that flicker style.
Incidentally, Tachibana is inches away from meeting Cosmo since she visits Kureishi (his master) for massages regularly.
I can't say I didn't see this coming
What the fuck makes an idol underground
I'm going to confess to Hibiki!
Use a heavier weight like what you would db squat with.
why is sensei so cute? I NEED a cake in my life
They're so delicious with their well-developed bodies that I'm not even sure if I'd prefer them as JCs.
But I'd love to see them a few years younger too anyway.
I have the version that's more than two years old if you want???
I've actually spent some time in Tochigi. What do you think the amusement park in the episode supposed to represent? Tobu World Square + Nikko Edo Mura + ??
IT'S GLORIOUS!
Geez laweez, I'm laughing that someone out there just loved making that. Fantastic.
I want to make this dumb slav a single mother
sure i dont see the problem, thaaanks!
delet this
Back from work, I'll post a few more before bed.
Hibiki wants to get thinner to get ma dick, but none of the other already fit girls have a boyfriend neither.
It feels like her whole motivation has no point.
Something + Disneyland. They literally beat you over the head with it with the reference to thinking it is “American”, listing off cities that have a Disney park, and the mouse mascot
Sensei is pure. Pure sex
Primarily, don't worry about it. It's just a slice-of-life comedy where the author makes jokes and writes how to workout safely.
If you need to think in-terms-of-Danberu-the-muscle-manga-where-girls-need-a-boyfriend terms, consider that they're all attending (teaching) at an All-Girls'-Academy. They don't hang out with boys their age. Ever.
Same
Also, me at the left
Any JAV with an actress that has good abs?
There is literally no reason to have Ohma appear on promotional materials for Omega if he's really 100% dead, a poorly-explained asspull just seems more likely
Go to javlibrary and search for sport videos
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Nah, he's a total bro, so just have him as a midfielder
Redpill me on Creatine supplement. Is it dishonest?
But running kills gains
>every girl is best girl
it's black magic. Thulsa Doom must be behind this, we need to send Machio to fight him.
with his pecs out.
Why is this old hag assassin sensei mommy so PRETTY!?
sexy feet
Is she standing on a box in the second panel?
EEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMEEEEEENNNNNNNNN
I want Hibiki to eat me
It shows she is prepared to suck cock
Isn't the age of consent like 13 or 12 in Japan?
I think Japan is like Mexico in that regard, where the countrywide AoC is really low but the regions themselves increase it. Not too sure though, maybe some weeb with a bigger power level than mine can clarify.
>263 grams of sugar
I can feel diabetes creeping in
This is your Mockey by the way
the dumbbells are a bunch of sluts
needs some /u/ in there to convert them
>only 8 pages
KUYASHII
And he's a lad of godly taste who can appreciate sensei in a schoolgirl uniform.
Don't quote me on this, but I think the AOC is indeed that low, but only because they know teens are horny and will fuck. It's still illegal for 20-something to bonk a 13 year old
Made for black cock
>Just watched grand blue
Why the fuck didn't I know about it when it was airing? An easy 9/10 anime
They're too old to start doing that kind of crap.
>when Disney really get serious about dealing with Sony
cute girlfriends