Give Shinji dating tips

Asuka had no feelings for him.

Walk in on her after a shower.

Step up like Trump and grab her pussy.

Make the first move.

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Show her your genitalia

poor b8 seething reifag

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Is the wall of jericho the ultimate Pascal's wager? If it failed, nothing goes awry besides her being sad, but if he got it she would have gotten some cuddles if he balls'd up

>this bait again

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Don't be a cad!

Be like Sasuke.

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Don't give it attention retards

Find a better girl to date

walk her home gently

Shinji doesn’t actually want to date Asuka.

holy shit are you like 7 years old?

No, Aska would never simply cuddle with Shinji like that at that point. She would have called him a pervert and an idiot and threw him out while being secretly happy.

She doesn't though. It looks like their interactions went over your head.

If she comotose don't just fap

nice

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Get back in the robot, Shinji, you are not to neglect your duty to the human race with carnal distraction.

Her autism really knows no bounds. She's sad cause Shinji didn't comfort her but she'd also overreact and push him out if he tried to cheer her up and then feel even worse about self-sabotaging herself afterwards.
Shinji really needed to force her ego down without listening to her bullshit but he's also too retarded to get that it was all a show.

Even if they dated she would cuck him anytime for a sugar daddy like Kaji. So yeah she is not worth dating for someone him because he will end up crying even more.

I don't hate Asuka but we all know that she is an attention whore and i wouldn't date her if i were shinji.

For someone like him* (sorry typo)

There is no way a girl like Asuka would like a toothpick dick sized total loser. Now a guy like Toji would be an ideal fit for Asuka, she already squealed from seeing his massive dick.

get help, user.

god damn you half japanese girls...

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truly the pinkerton of anime

fuck her right in the pussy

Kek

Cut the kid some slack. He is like 14 and still developing

>ywn squeeze into those cheeks

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just b urself

>womanlets

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yeah what an asshole, rape isn't funny. I'm literally going to report everyone who makes a rape joke from now on.

Use force. She even thought he did it and he got in no trouble, she punched him with a hologram and then moved in permanently.

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Just be yourself dude, it works for me.

1. Shinji is Japanese
2. Curse of Eva prevents aging

fuck Rei instead

/thread

Ask Rei out.

Dont fuck crazy.

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racist incel creep

Give her the dick.

This

just fuck misato lole

I would tell him to grow up first.

Punk ass bitch.

My dick stopped growing at 14

I want to lick Asuka's pinker
a ton

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Date boys instead, females have no souls.

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No need, Shinji has good taste in romantic partners

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"You have to have someone to talk to."

"You must get out of the house."

"It's hard to talk to others around you."

"If you want friendship, make sure you like someone. If you have a bad day, you can just think about your friend."

"You need to get out of your own head."

"What happened the one day was just a misunderstanding."

"You have problems with this."

"I'm really into you, so don't bother."

"You're just jealous because I'm not like you."

"I am the only one who looks at things."

"I don't believe in fate. I don't think fate exists."

"You are my destiny."

CRINGE

Put ponos in vagooo and J-JAM IT IN

Shinji Ikari falls in love with an Asuka Langley Soryu.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the German girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression, asking, "Anta baka?" After some investigation, he finds out that the redhead he called is not the same bitch he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is Asuka Shikinami Langley, Asuka Langley Soryu's alternate universe counterpart who has fallen in love with Shinji's own AU self who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of TSUNDERE.

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FINDS

Already a thing.

youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825
fictionpress.com/s/3206139/1/Keit-AI-Tomoyuki-x-Seiko-Keit愛-奉文-x-聖子

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Don't be afraid of human contact.
Don't take her meaness to heart.
Be there for her even when she tells you to stay away.
Don't be intimidated when she flirts with you.
For the love of God, fucking hold her when she kisses you.

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>his dating tip is to call an Asuka from another dimension and fall in love with her instead

Neet/10.

>have children
>with Rei
>the woman who does not bleed

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I often think about the Soryu/Shikinami duality. Do people think of them as separate characters? Or do their brains simply register Shikinami as diet Soryu?

Asukafags are retarded so they think Shikinami and Soryu are the same character despite being radically different

Factually, they are separate characters.
But given that they are "equivalent" characters to each other within their respective works, you can use pictures and artwork of Shikinami to sometimes represent Soryu instead, in the absence of that same artwork depicting Soryu.
In that way, Shikinami can be, at best, a metaphor for Soryu.

Nicely put, user. I'll have to use that "metaphor for Soryu" comment one day.

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>Asuka
>EoE
>Shikinami
>Venom Asuka
>Child Asuka
>Her monkey plush
>Doll Asuka
Who are the last 2?

Beatings to acquire dominance

She plays with the other doll during 2.22.
I think the last one is from Petit Eva, though I haven't seen it.

avoid psychos, she ain't worth it

He's gotten farther than anyone here. He should be the one giving advice.

Toji fucked her.

This is a serious question. What would have happened if Shinji actually raped Asuka? What would be his punishment ? They can't arrest him he needs to pilot the robot, which he's already reluctant to do. Lil cunt could've gotten away with it.

"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this."

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Sohryuken > Shittinami

What could he rape her with? His dick is practically invisible.

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>hasn't been updated since 2016
It's dead, Jim.

he'd be in prison and taken out only for EVA training and piloting obviously which would be hell for him

were you expecting his dick to hang all the way below his knees?

You know there's only one option for you, Shinji:
(Pd: Nice Trips)

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Dress nicely for the date. Your dress shouldn't be too long, you want to show off some leg. Don't forget heels and makeup.

>caress shoulder
>caress arms
>caress legs
>caress tits
>caress pussy
There you go, follow these steps in the right order and she'll let you fuck her

*Quarter

Why do reifags exist? How can you be attracted to such a devoid shell of a being, one who is barely human? Has to be purely contrarians.

>muh contrarians
That's how you know Asukucks are braindead redditors.

>Why do reifags exist? How can you be attracted to such a devoid shell of a being, one who is barely human
They actually watched the show.

It's Japan, as a male you're expected to rape from time to time so maybe no dessert for one week or something like that.

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yes

>gendo's dog: the character

I'll pass

I can't, he's literally me.

NO CONDOMS
NO BIRTH CONTROL

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Based Abe

>>reddit

Blond Asuka is creepy

you forgot
>no swallow
>no anal
>all internal

No need for tips. He's good at his job and better than her, so she wants his dick despite being a giant bitch. He just has to stick it in at literally anytime and it will be fine.

Sex in missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

shit in her mouth

Why is Yea Forums so fucking retarded? It's really unpleasant to discuss virtually anything here lately.

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zoomers took over Yea Forums

How in the world did Shinji get elected class representative?

What is this those shitty meet n' fuck flash games?

>shitty
Don't you dare to talk shit about my precious memories

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Only good post itt

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His charisma, of course

Hot

>rei isn't crazy
>anyone in eva isn't crazy

Is he going to eat her?

Toji >>>>>>> Kaworu

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>not toji x kaworu on thot patrol

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Where is this from anyway? I see it posted all the time but have always been curious what the source was.

>asuka asks him to eat her
>he does this
Jesus, that boy is dense

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>toji calls asuka flat
>kaoru calls asuka stupid
BASED

Her pussy tasted good to Shinji so they are using her as their special ingredient to make ramen iirc

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hentai2read.com/asuka_trial/1/
I love AxS but the sex kind of makes the doujin shitty. The story is unironically the most fun part

if touji feels that way then why did he have lusty week long sex with her

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Based and reproducepilled

Shinji is a grower, not a shower

Seethe more, dicklet

Thanks

Alright, Shinji boy, I have some really fucked up tactic for the girl to like you, doesn't matter how degenerate and criminal it sounds, it will work.
You hold her hand, interlocking fingers and keep looking her in the eyes.
Mods please don't ban me.

Pumping and dumping thots is an integral part of the patrolling process. Toji did nothing wrong.

Disdain bitches, achieve twink bf.

you sick fuck

It's only a popularity contest for girls, whenever it's a boy it's because the class voted him to do extra work none of them wanted. He doesn't even remember it's him, probably Asuka put his name up to tease and this basket of deplorables ran with it.

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Stop caring so much what she thinks, you have the right to your own thoughts and feelings as well
and dont waste your time with tsundere bitches, if they're too autistic to act with any kindness to you then they're not worth your time to date. You'll just spend the whole relationship trying to train her to act like a goddamn adult instead of a pouty child

Asuka is a kid, just be her friend and don't be a doormat. Girls like it when you're assertive but treat them like people.

Have sex.

She desreves rape, not a date.

> just be her friend and don't be a doormat
This would actually make Asuka wet as fuck, especially if he calls her out on her 'deniable' flirting

This

>putting shitoru on the same level as based boy Toji

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spike her drink with a diuretic and lock the bathroom shut.

Eye Contact
Active Listening
Fake Confidence
Have no expectations for the situation, for any girl at any given moment, just talk to them and see where it goes.

Go back to Yea Forums, crossboarder.

>Haa
x 1000

There. Just saved you guys reading the speech bubbles.

You know I wonder Shinji also ended up with a lot of love letters in his locker like Asuka since him being a pilot probably made him popular in some way.

That's for boys to do, they're expected to pursue and girls give invitations to be pursued that they think anybody besides them understands. Maybe there could have been one that Asuka confiscated.

Shinji already looks at her a lot. Surely she doesn't expect him to look at her 24/7, or every moment awake.

It's not offensive, it's just that it's a joke a middle schooler would make

she wants him to actually act on it instead of just staing and being scared

Man, i've been watching eva for the first time for reals and asuka is a fucking bitch. Godamn.

by the time you finish the show and start a rewatch you appreciate her much more since her attitude makes sense

Asukucks are already used to woman looking at them with disgust. They really like the fantasy that they could take a hot girl by being aggressive and being themselves kek

i still need to watch the movie but fucking hell she is insufferable.

>reifag projection

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Still the best metaphor for describing a lewd woman.

I found it cute and smug.
But still... yeah it's not quite right ay.

Is that the kid from Angela anaconda?
Jesus christ I forgot that show existed.

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because he is good looking, just look at his father and mother both are really hot

>tfw no harem of asukas

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>Learn to say no
>Start using steroids
>Never get a girlfriend

That's it, now go inside your mombot.

Just ask her if she'd go out with you if you were the last man on Earth.

Even better. It's him in the Angela Anaconda short that fox got shoehorned into the start of the 4kids release of the Digimon movie because they wanted to promote a hideous failing piece of shit show that no one liked.

And you probably made your parents go and see that in theatres

Is this about Tiffany Grant?

This is unironically me, complete with a 3.5pl8 bench. Feels bad

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Man, I used to have this MP3 of her just talking at some convention that I downloaded by accident looking for NGE on Napster.
This doesn't really further the discussion, but I like to ramble like an old man.

why did you post the boy most likely to get the harem of asukas then

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ewXFOxC95T8

Well, I have severe autism and haven't had a gf but I would suggest to work on yourself first and be open to rejection before you even date. Once that's done then be honest with her and hug her lots

I can't imagine someone having a harem of Asukas, I doubt the Asukas would want to share.

Asuka hates herself the most and two of the same kind will eventually kill eachother, but Soryu and Shikinami are different enough they could think of it as another girl they've lost to or one that's trying harder than they are and they're willing to yield to. Then, it's all reassuring them and keeping plates spinning.

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Fuck them both

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best girl won

Pic is lies.
Anno is the biggest perv here.

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Sakura won Shirou, Kirino won Kyousuke, Hinata won Naruto, Aki won the Masamune, Yukino won the 8man, Hishiro won the Arata, Kurisu won the Okabe and the Megumi won the Tomoya. Asuka did not get with Shinji in the main timeline, they don't ever become a couple unless you count Angelic Days manga or the Girlfriend of Steel VNs.

It would be extremely amusing though.

I prefer mommy.

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>Sakura won Shirou

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Isn't HF the true ending to the series?

They'd have a match to the death over Shinji while trying to deny the real reason why they want to win.

nobody mentioned them becoming a couple in nge tho

Now that would be funny to watch. Though Shinji would probably end up traumatized.

The point is Asuka and Shinji don't get together, so I don't get why people keep saying "Asuka won the Shinji bowl" is this some kind of meme or shitposting?

I really need some good Soryu vs Shikinami material.

>HF the true ending to the series

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Ma nigga.

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>>>>>>Sakura won Shirou

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Because she's the only one left at the end of EoE and it ends with the two of them learning the capability to accept themselves to some extent. They need each other and they are all they have.

>not this shit again
Yui said more can come back, the argument is "they are the only ones left, so they absolute must get together, not because of love but because of nobody left" is really faulty ground.

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Best girl

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>Give Shinji dating tips
Don't go out with Asuka

I never implied that.
For the time being they are the only ones left for who knows how long so unless you think they exclusively hated each other the entire series so they have to depend on each other until others start to come back, which could take a long long time. It's what both of them wanted out of each other the entire series, which they never got because of self-sabotage and their own issues, so it's not really out of the blue.

Why is she in the box???

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She is a dumb asshole and was returning to her natural habitat

>Sakura won Shirou

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>Toji
Shinji is for Kaworu only

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Big soft motherly breasts

Yui is worst girl. That is the absolute truth of the universe.

just be yourself dude

just go up to a girl and be like "hey"

and thats all you need to do. confidence you know?

Compliment her shoes and/or ask about her dad

Kaworu is cool, fuck you

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based mommyposter

>ask about her dad
You just signed yer own funeral

Shirou finally gives up on his ideals and stands by the people he loves instead of being a sword autist.

>Implying Shirou giving up on his ideals is a good thing

>asukafags are fatefags
It suddenly all makes sense, absolute cancer.

At least they're not Satania posters.

do not
/thread

So you like to enjoy Archer's suffering? Hidoi!

>192809553
Nice try.

Fuck off with you're console wars, retard.

good advice, chad user

What is it about Asuka's dichotomy of being simultaneously the strongest and the most vulnerable that makes so attracted?

You have a chance running across a minefield, don't be chickenshit. Shinji's almost tailored for it, Asuka's able to tell him things like that, he listens well, and Asuka thinks it's normal to be discarded for being bothersome but Shinji's barely-different background would make him appropriately upset at the part about dad hooking up at the hospital where mom was institutionalized and bringing the girlfriend to the funeral.

cutest asuka

Hey they can bond over how much of a jerk their fathers are.

>implying if Shinji grew a pair of balls and tried to break past her ego she wouldn't confide all of her troubles to him

The two were made for mutual understanding and comforting

>if Shinji was a different character Asuka would act differently to him
Hurr Durr

I am aware of that fact that it must be unhealthy to treat an attack against a character as if it were an attack against your own person.

Shinji selfinsters in a nutshell

The entire ending happens because she isn't gendo's dog

Eva threads have become absolute garbage, nothing insightful or original is said in these threads.
See you fags for the 3.0+1.0 generals, until then I'm out.

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>reply to a post about how Asuka would react if Shinji asked about her dad
>hurt durr he's a different chatacter bla bla bla

I don't know if you can't understand English or are just retarded

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You know damn well that the Rei almost all Reifags furiously masturbate over is Rei II, precisely because she's an unquestioning, submissive doll that would suck their cock if ordered to.
Rei III is by far the best incarnation of the character, yet the personality featured in all the fapbait is the demure, impressionable, does-what-she's-told Rei.

>1911
Based post and based get

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Holy fuck folks, an honest to god retard!

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Part of the fun of Rei II would be trying to get her to do more than just take orders, possibly while enjoying some time alone with her when she's partially dressed.

Pretty sure that after EoE, Shinji earned a place in the Counter-Force's Blacklist.

Asuka and her boyfriend

why is her hair so blonde

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asuka is a dumb cunt, a bitchy slut

Caspar and Balthazar let Gendo get away with his shenanigans and were okay with Ritsuko dying. This miscarriage of justice might carry over to Shinji as well.

Now listen closely Doogle, THIS penis is very small, THAT penis, is FAR AWAY.
SMALL.
FAR AWAY.

They are the only people alive so far and we have no idea for how long. Shinji even made graves for his friends thinking they are gone for good. They also have obvious feelings for one another

This is cute.

>become

Indeed.
It's too bad they never really stood a chance before EoE with how bad the angel attacks got and NERV bullshittery straining their relationship, not to mention their own respective autisms. Asuka's frustrated and ambivalent feelings towards Shinji, and also towards herself for how she felt about him, throughout was done really well and it's something I didn't appreciate until a rewatch.

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go back 10 years and the threads are probably not very different
or you can blame just netflixfags

EMIYA Archer could just trace every single Eva weapon, and that would pretty much put a stop to it. No reality marbles needed. Shinji, NERV and SEELE would be seen as threats by Alaya.

But that is entirely speculation on your part, and unlike the ships I listed those two do not end up together. So Asuka does not "win" the MC bowl unless you rely on some silly headcanon.

If it didn't work for Toji, wouldn't work for Shinji and his teeny weeny

t. incel self-inserter

>They are the only people alive so far and we have no idea for how long.
>But that is entirely speculation on your part

Different user but I'm not sure if you're baiting or actually a retard.

Remimded of an (sadly) dead fanfic named Solenoid Flux where Shinji replaces Lancelot as the Berserker of Fate/Zero.

Turns out Shirou was a member of the Soryu family before the Grail Fire, to the point his mere face is enough to give Shinji Asuka-related mind-fucks.

And she actually, canonically fucks him.

Show me the moment in this series where Shinji and Asuka become a couple officially by admitting their love for each other, this should be good.

That has nothing to do with my post. You're really bad at baiting user, you should at least read the comment you're responding too before throwing out such trash bait.

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>baiting
Oh yeah, because "Asuka winning the Shinji bowl" isn't bait?

Please seek help, ESL user

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That doesn't sound half bad.

>Asuka shipper is a wojak poster
Explains everything, sorry for actually taking you seriously.

Ignore her, go Mgtow, fuck her if the opportunity comes and you feel like it

Don't be so hard on yourself man. You deserve something good coming your way, and although she's a feisty one, deep down she likes you too. You're dumb teenagers, you'll make mistakes and maybe fall on your face a couple times, but that's part of growing up. Somehow I think it'll all work out.

Angelic Days Route Opened

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This image implies he's huge.

Very wholesome post user

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That's not the point. Saying they officially become a couple is incorrect but there is so much in ship tease that denying it is pure autism

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Why does this scene look oddly familiar..?

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Ramiel is best girl

AWW SHIIT

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>replying to bait poster

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>best girl

Yui is the fucking villain. More than Gendo or SEELE.

Dr. Akagi gives her a good run though.

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What kind of music do you think Shinji should play to catch Asuka's interest?

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He should give her this mixtape
youtube.com/watch?v=mUwnJc-L7nc

Only the best music from the chad of her fatherland

youtube.com/watch?v=bFyypeWSH4I
youtube.com/watch?v=UsLvTx9yMDk
youtube.com/watch?v=cVikZ8Oe_XA
youtube.com/watch?v=8-bgiiTxhzM

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At least post the pic where it shows

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Big Bucks Asushin drawing the house.

Every other shitters are forced to come hijack the main event, because their threads can only offer a hotdog and a handshake.

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>Yui is the fucking villain
What'd she do?

I need these artbooks, man. This shit's too good.

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Wait why is the water blue? Shouldn't it be red?

when hollding her she will bite and scratch ypu must endure
when she says no she means yes buubufiegn ignorance and take it as a no.

Literally everything bad that happened is because Shinji didn't hold her.

Can't tell if ESL or stroke.

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why does shinji look lile a girl?

typos you fag, get over it

shinji is a cute girl

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faggetoh

>ywn be brought to a firing range to get personal lessons from Misato on shooting a firearm

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There is also that theory that Kaworu is Shinji getting ARCHER'd (like how Archer is Shirou from Fate route, Kaworu is Shinji from some other parallel world).

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That sounds like a dumb theory if I must be honest.

So is Shinji flirting with himself for kicks or is he genuinely gay for himself?

god tier taste

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I wish we saw more of commando Misato, would be cool to see her operating and such with a handgun and vest on

Just because Anno said something about Kaworu being the "ideal Shinji" or something, people kept speculating as a result. ANIMA basically had Kaworu being the same person as Shinji, I think.

If it's true, they could say its Shinji desire to love himself manifesting across space and time.

>Shinji desire to love himself manifesting across space and time

If that's true, I'm sure he could boost his past self-esteem without giving himself the D.

Hey! I just like shitting on thirsty incels.

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Give her the D

That could've been cool. Maybe there should've been a faction of people that would seek for a way to create their own Eva's and vie for dominance that way. On occasion they may try to raid NERV's base, and if EoE was anything to go by, it'd be too easy.

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Overrated trash only liked by plebs?

>by admitting their love for each other
Kaworu and Shinji admitted they love each other, but that doesn't make them canon.
Or does it?

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It does, but Asukafags will never admit it.
It's sad that we can't just admit Shinji had feelings for both Asuka and Kaworu and move on and get along in these threads. Shipping ruins every fanbase.

eat her ass

Who?

Based
Based

What are the chances she would actually let him do this?

He was in the pool of LCL

that's literally- a toothpick

Kick the Cunt in the Cunt.

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Nice.

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Asuk a slut

What would your best friend think of you if they were to see you now? What would they think of Shinji on the outside? You want to be the man you are now – and you don't want to get anyone else down. Make friends with guys you like and you'll have a much better, more positive life.

I'm really glad that the tsundere craze is over, it's such an unrealistic archetype.

>t. sad man who doesn't understand tsundere women
>t. male feminist

I hear breasts feel like bags of sand so prepare for that.

Geeky glasses Asuka is something I didn't know I wanted

Probably not in the "adult" sense, but try to put two 14yo of the opposite sex in the same confined space for extended periods of time and see what happens.

Just be yourself, don't think or act like to put up a fake persona to make others like you

>accusing me of two things that contradict
Tsunderefags like to feel dominated by a crazy woman who doesn't have self control. I prefer archetypes that have some air of modesty and classical femininity. You grow up when you start liking things that aren't literal bitchdere, you will understand some day.

Lots of 14 yo girls went to school with me in middle school/high school and none of them had any interest

I'll just leave you with a "well I'll think about it"
good night

No women in real life are tsundere, go outside

The entire appeal is breaking past their icy exterior to get to the inside though you fucking retard, only cucks want to be dominated by them instead of doing the dominating

suck my wiggly dick

This is cuck logic. Men should aim for trad and submissive women to take as wives, not disloyal tsundere sjw cunts.

>cucks
>sjw
>>>/pol?
>>>/whatever incel normalfag place you came from/

You are describing kuudere, a character whom is initially cold but "melts" over the course of the story.

More like this.

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should i stop shit posting in eva threads and actually watch the show, from all the bitching i've seen looks boring and the animation is bad desu.

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this pic sucks
4 worthless characters
Shinji isn't balls deep in Rei and making children

YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE FUCKING SHOW
WHAT THE FUCK
YOU WOULD SHIT POST IN AN EVA THREAD
AND NOT WATCH EVA
YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK WE'RE SO ANGRY ABOUT
YOU FUCK
YOU FUCKER
YOU FUCKING LESBIAN

GO WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW YOU CUNT

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You wouldn't get it

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Based

Don't say um or uh once

Based as well

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>What'd she do?
She chose to become a god, she knew she was forcing her son into the robot and she did it in order to obtain apotheosis. This act of selfishness broke both Gendo and Shinji, allowed SEELE to further their plans, and oh yeah she was a member of SEELE.

>suit actually looks like prototype military hardware instead of custom built for purpose latex fetish fuel
>its far superior
It honestly didn't occur to me that the only thing that breaks the immersion of Eva is the suits, the only thing that jumps out anyway. Maybe I'm missing something but it seems everything else keeps the same tone. The suits exist purely for a few teen drama scenes of "stop looking at me pervert etc etc."

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>like how Archer is Shirou from Fate
Damn secondaries.

Divinity is a helluva drug.

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>this pic sucks
Do you not see all the motherfucking oranges

Meanwhile Rei is certifiable box office poison.

Don't. As Socrates said when asked if you should marry: "If you do [marry], you suffer perpetual anxiety, querulous complaints, reproaches concerning the marriage portion, the heavy displeasure of your relations, the garrulousness of a mother-in-law, cuckoldom, and no certain arrival of an heir."

because you don't have anything in common retard

Don't stick it in crazy.

shinji loves kaworu so there's no point in encouraging him to go for a girl

Go and cry in a corner.

What part of 'best girl won' did you not get? He's talking about best girl (male).

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But Shinji is best girl, Kaworu is best boy.

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Your headcanon is not worthy of my grace.

Stop acting like a nine year old and grow up?

You're worthy of my grace, user-kun

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Cant wait till 4.0 so you can take it aaaaaall in.

She is?

How cute. Though poor Shinji looks like he is gonna have a heart attack.

Rei threads barely exist nowadays. And they draw numbers that don't even come close to Asuka threads.

Learn some Apocalyptica. Having a riff you can play beats arguing with compliments.

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Because they all crawled back to their discord like the scum they are

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That's because Asuka is best girl

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Maybe everyone is fine again

Cute image
God I wish that were me

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The key to being socially successful is not worrying what individual or individuals think of you, but catering your manner and style around what the social group as a collective thinks of you.

This means not being afraid about individual judgement. Simply dress appropriately and be a part of the social environment. If there's something wrong with you (fat, uneducated, antisocial), then work on it, and express that you're working on it with sincerity. Don't worry about if a specific person saw you do something stupid, because unless they were laughing hard about it, they don't really care.

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Based Anno/Khara fixing his franchise

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>mfw anima ends with a kaworu end
all those slutty pics of the girls were pretty misleading

the dub would have been better if they piped in Dave Chappelle calling Kaworu a faggot

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Dave Chappele would call Shinji a faggot and call Kaworu his alien nigga

No, I'm pretty sure the off-putting queer who came down naked from the moon and is the butt baby of the illuminati- who spends his time being rude to Rei and trying to destrioy humanity- is much more likely to be called a faggot since he's the one who's trying to fuck Shinji in the bathroom.

Shinji isn't gay, he just has no self value and is easily swayed if anyone praises him, and crushed if anyone attacks him.

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Kaji>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>kaworu

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Nice fanwank friend, Kaworu just wanted to be friends with humans. He liked them so much he decided to sacrifice himself for them and tell Rei she was Lilith. Shinji was the one acting like a clingy faggot and blushing at him.

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shinji is a literal transvestite, kaworu is a cool alien dude fuck off you homo

tumblr needs to bring back porn, not because I find it acceptable- but because I'm tired of having so many faggots on Yea Forums who want project their gayness on Shinji.
>No guys, he's totally gay- just look at this: buzzfeed and kotaku both made (((articles))) with the top ten reasons every character in Evangelion is gay.

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People have been calling Shinji a faggot since 1996. He acts like a girl, he always looks sad and uncomfortable around women, and he tries to rape Kaworu for just smiling at him.
Shinji is a fucking freak and there's a reason why he's the most hated Anime character in the world, sorry that you self-insert as him just because you also have a dick the size of a toothpick.

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I know shinji is homo because I'm not a faggot and therefore wouldn't act the way he does in the episode with kaworu. that shit was fucking gay.

But he faps to Asuka. He's at most bi. I personally think he is straight and the Kaworu thing is overly read into

That voice actor needs to be run out of town and flown to an islamic state.
Oh no, I fucking hate Shinji because he literally avoids doing the smallest things to make everyone's lives better and then blames other people.
If you want to self insert as anyone- avoid inserting as Shinji at least.
well, good for you
Gays ruin everything

>buubufiegn ignorance
what did he mean by this

When we call shinji a faggot, we're saying he's a fucking pussy. A pathetic wimp who's a drag to watch. That's why people hate him.
The whole thing with Kaworu just adds onto it, I do not act the way shinji did with him with my friends. That was fucking gay and you can't convince me otherwise.

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>Kaworu being nice and friendly to Shinji is gay
>Shinji blushing and stalking him isn't gay
I don't understand the logic of you fags. Kaworu was an innocent alien who didn't understand humanity but loved them anyway, he was a huge jesus reference. Shinji was the one who was corrupting that by putting a homosexual meaning onto it.

Kaworu is pure and Shinji is a fucking shit for trying to turn his friendship into a gay thing. I can't stand Shinji and the beta fags who defend him for his faggotry.

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>an innocent alien
a contradiction
>didn't understand humanity but loved them anyway
love is a human emotion, so his love was false

while i agree that i can't stand beta fags who like Shinji. I can't stand Kaworu even more, and the fags would never have latched onto their gay projections if Kaworu hadn't showed up in the first place.

Kaworu loved Shinji/humans like a God loves his children, it was a religious thing because he was a Jesus reference. Nothing gay about it, you have problems if you think it was.
No one thinks Kaworu was gay, but everyone who watches that episode sees how in your face Shinji's homo faggotry was. It was fucking cringey to watch.
The episode makes it clear Kaworu had pure intentions and saw Shinji as a friend, people like you call him homo because you're fucked up in the head. The only homo was Shinji.

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Reminder Shinji is popular and Kaworu is dead

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Kaworu is in #7th place in that poll, 2 behind Shinji.
Really says a lot that a character with 10 minutes of screentime can easily overtake the main character.

Shinji will always be fucking garbage, stay mad.

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>Jesus reference
bro did you watch it dubbed or something?

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Sure, faggots and fugos sure love Kaworu. Does that change the fact Shinji is popular? Of couse not. Stay seething

>Shinji is popular
His voice actor Megumi Ogata was crying the other day because he's never advertised on anything. Japan despises him.
soranews24.com/2019/08/31/voice-of-evangelions-main-character-sad-to-see-how-often-he-gets-left-out-of-anime-group-shots/

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Kaworu is plastered on everything with Rei and Asuka, Shinji doesn't even exist on merch anymore: Shinji self-inserters on suicide watch, no one likes your ugly tranny faggot of an anime character.

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He is the second most popular male character. The fuck do I care if waifus are selling more?

See Since you have nothing left I'll leave you to your coping

Shinji is great fuck you.

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His voice actor is literally sobbing over him being forgotten, he's not popular and no one in Japan likes him. Pretty pathetic that the main character is a fucking dot in the background, even behind Mari.

He's a garbage pussy faggot, Eva would be perfect if it wasn't for him.

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Everything up until Asuka arrived was great. Rei dying in episode 23 was saddest moment in the whole show- 24 was fucking gay- 25 and 26 were ok.

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>Using the list that puts Kirito at #1 as proof of anything

In my experience retards who like tsunderes have no personality so they prefer the girl to provide stimulation. They're also used to girls giving them the cold stare and fantasize about conquering them as an ego boost.

An article was written about how unpopular he is, you got btfo dude.

>He's a garbage pussy faggot, Eva would be perfect if it wasn't for him.
I know this is bait but he literally makes Eva what it is you absolute mong. If you are serious and not baiting you are unequivocally fucking retarded

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Shinji isn't profitable like Asuka/Rei/Kaworu and no one seems to like him in Japan. Eva consistently tries to forget he exists: Honestly Anno should just kill him off in final, he's useless and no one would seem to be sad if he was gone.

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>Honestly Anno should just kill him off in final, he's useless and no one would seem to be sad if he was gone.
rude

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See? Look at this faggot shit.
Shinji is fucking disgusting, you'd have to be a mentally ill homo to like this character.

I hope Kaworu fucking murders his faggot ass in final.

He's the worst part of Eva and the show would be better off without him because it could give more focus to the actual good characters.

>I hope Kaworu fucking murders his faggot ass
that's been his only goal anyways, if Anno put in a scene like that- geez I hope Ayanami can recover from the one person who's ever been interested in her getting raped like that

I will not and there's nothing you can do about it

Kaworu will murder his virginity

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except we're not teenagers but useless smelly neets

>useless smelly neets
speak for yourself homo

>It showed up

Talk about a thread killer

not a thread goes by without her/it ruining it

I can't fucking stand you homosexuals. Get that tranny Shinji away from Kaworu, I hope Anno fucking murders him so all you fujoshi and shinji self inserts can off yourselves already.

Hopefully Kaworu will beat the shit out of him and Rei and Asuka can join in. It would be the best scene in Eva by far.

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I posted I hope you're not implying I'm the kawoshin fujoshitter, because I'm not. I just wanted to make this guy losing his shit over homosexuality mad

please give me more pics of kaworu punching shinji

incorrect- what would be far superior is for Asuka to have another mental breakdown when Misato tries to molest Shinji- Asuka starts choking Shinji in raeverse EoE fashion- and subsequently gets in a fight with gay-wad in a mecha. Toji motherfuckin' Suzuhara shows up, kills both of them for trying to start the human instrumentality project, and has hot sex with Rei. That would be the best ending possible

this is the only romance i support

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then you deserve to go to jail

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I'm sure the shitposter hating on shinji is her. It just wants attention

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you're fucking disgusting, kaworu is straight
I wish there was more out there

It's the best feeling seeing this ugly faggot get the shit kicked out of him

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>Incels mad because their waifu likes someone else
Anyways, let's get back on topic

Who killed Kaji?

Pen Pen

Pen Pen's gotham city connection

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notice how the shinji self inserts whine like babies when you post the screencap from the show where he has a toothpick dick or how he's so unpopular even his voice actor cries about it

they're as sensitivie as that faggot shinji is

You don't have to be in a romantic relationship if you don't want to. It's okay to spend time being comfortable with yourself before finding a partner, and likely healthier for the both of you in the long run.

You thought it was Seele, but it was me- DECOY OCTOPUS!

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>mari

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mari- in other words: Jesus fucking Anno- this character has no reason to exist and none of us want this bitch around what the fuck are you doing.

To them, Shinji is literally them. Their fanfics told them so.

>When you ask Rei or Asuka- and some girl says Kaworu.

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cringe

cunt

Imagine thinking an actual faggot is literally you and then getting mad when people point out how much of a faggot shinji is in the canon show and material

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Shinji is atually despised by girls in japan. No girl likes a beta weak faggot like him. That's why he's so unpopular. only homosexuals like him.

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kek, even mari is more memorable and marketable than shinji

>Evangelion is, without question, one of the most respected, influential, and attention-commanding anime series of all time, and so you have to imagine that Megumi Ogata, the voice actress who plays Eva’s main character, teenage mecha pilot Shinji, is pretty proud of that point on her resume...And yet, when organizers need a splashy, eye-catching visual to promote the latest promotion, quite often Shinji is nowhere to be found.

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Anno wants to kill Shinji off in the final rebuild movie, he hates him and all of japan hates him.

Shouldn't he love Shinji if the otaku culture hates him?

Shinji is hated by normalfags even more than otaku
No one in real life would like such a pathetic faggot like him.

Uhhhhhhh..... there's almost like some lost irony in this post

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it's really unrelentless

put the poor kid out of his misery then, he's just being emotionally tortured at this point.

Yeah it's not even trying to hide it anymore

is there a reason why this assmad asukafag keeps replying to himself? we know you're samefagging dude.

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The irony is rich

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Have sex with Rei.

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Grab her by the pussy

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TELL ME

Nani?

So you mean it's actually relenting?

rebuild redeemed ramiel

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for some reason she remind me of Helga Pataki from Hey Arnold on that scene, something on the pose or the facial expression maybe.

I look forward to western cartoons imploding under their shit quality- so that they'll have to go back to making cartoons that are actually somewhat artistic instead of the shit they've been making for like- a decade

Heh, I just learned unrelentless is a common misused word and unrelenting is the proper one.

It didn't need redemption in the first place.

>face slap.png
I thought you were being funny by using a double negative

Nah I'm just retarded sometimes

>Dont fuck crazy

then don't fuck anyone from eva

you really mean:
don't fuck anyone

Kaworu x Toji is the real ship of the series.

Very cute. Very canon.

>Not Kensuke x Kaworu
Or as I like to call them, KKK

first thought: wait.... this is bait
2nd impact: wait... does that exist?
3rd impact: phew... for the first time I can say that does not exist

That's the OT3 with Kaji

Lovers

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Aesthetically perfect

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Gendo and Rei makin' babies

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Okay shinji, hold her down, spit on her ass, and stick your dick in.
Also bit her tit until there are visible marks.

This should win her over.

doesn't she go and immediately give shinji a blowjob that could suck the chrome off a fender?

OT3 is already taken.

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What did Gendo tried to do? had him an erection? How Rei was able to notice it was awkward?

He was still melted into Unit 01 at that point, so no, but she did go to the salvage operation and use telepathy to spoil Unit 01's disguise to Shinji and womb-block it.

Indeed Ibuki does need to get railed super fucking hard. Preferably by me

I get a feeling that asuka in 3.33 is the asuka from EoE, and that the third impact between 2-3 fucked up in more ways than one, and instead merged past lifetimes together.

There are no dating tips for shinji. This asuka hates his guts.

>Shipping ruins every fanbase

Then why do you keep shilling Kaworu and Shinji?

put the drug in her drink while she's acting tsundere

Shinji isn't interested in Oscar.

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>Maya with a dude
>Maya with TWO dudes
good joke

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come on user lesbians don't exist, they're made up

>Shinji as Verbal

Have you ever seen The Usual Suspects, faggot?

3.33 Asuka is weird towads Shinji. She seems to genuinely hate his guts but still care about the kid, considering that she yelled his name at the beginning of the movie and all of the teasing she got from Mari. She obvious had a lot of pent up frustrations over him for a very long time. I think she's gonna take more of a 'big sister' role in 4.0 as opposed to what she was NGE.

Grit those teeth bitch

How much would Asuka cry at night after seeing this?

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Stop being such a fucking pussy! Misato wants your cock you whiny faggot; just fuck the shit out of her.

Practice on Misato. Once she's made you a man, then you can protect Rei and put Asuka in her place.

That was actually a really fun little comic. It's been years, I should really check to see if the author has made any more of them.

like i could give a fuck about her

Asuka had no qualms about killing him in Rebuild and didn't cry when she thought he was dead in NGE, she wont give a shit and just move to the next cock like she always does.

before getting pussy, go to a doctor to deal with your depression Shinji-kun

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After NGE,
and
The End of Evangelion

You Are (Not) Alone., You Can (Not) Advance., You Can (Not) Redo.,
and
a new trilogy or so

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Ignore Asuka and concentrate entirely on fucking Rei.

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iq-let detected

>Shipping goggles on
>brain off

hikari lowkey funny af in that photo

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It all works together. Everybody's attention is so focused that they don't even notice Asuka just leaped atop the shoe cabinet and is making noises like a panther.

He probably just wants his younger self to have some confidence or feel good about himself since older Shinji knows how shit life was during that time

make the third impact happens
she will eventualy gives up when only both of you survives

What is Asuka doing up there?

Taking a fat german shit

Well guys, it looks like they've been found out.

Another one that'll go past the 500s, it seems.

That's not uncommon for Eva threads

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*Asuka threads.

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Actually, Fuyutsuki was perving on him in that scene.

Come to think of it, you think cloning Yui was Fuyutsuki's idea?

No, clearly it was member of the VFD.
What was his name? Jacques Snicket?

I don't know how Steven managed to talk best girl into this, but he did it somehow.

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Implying it didn't get this far because of it being an Asuka / AxS thread specifically. Homos and self-inserters need not apply

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Shinji looks like a fucking zombie. I know he has a good reason, but it's still creepy.

Asukafags are only looking for a broken girl who they think they can comfort.
Misatofags are only looking for easy sex in the form of an irresponsible drunk.
Reifags are only looking for an uncanny doll who'll do whatever they want her to.
Kaworufags are only looking for cheap, unearned unconditional affection.

All fucking disgusting.

Thank you Asushin for keeping Eva relevant.

Thanks for drawing the house!

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Gendofags are the only well-adjusted people on here.

cute and canonpilled

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based

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What about Shinjifags?

Platonic.

Holy fucking based Anno, fixing the subs

>fixing the subs
how so?

People seem to have the impression that Anno is an Asukafag.

If he's not, he's still far more partial to Asuka than Rei

He is an Asukafag though, he admitted that she's his favorite girl

Anti shinjifags BTFO

When and/or where?

Right side. I'm surprised you've never seen this, it gets posted all the time

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>They can't handle strong women such as Misato and Asuka
Fucking savage.