Has anime ever taught you anything?

It's taught me that tits are better than ass

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Chio chan taught me how to bhop to school

>tits are life ass is hometown

yeah, real life sucks

>ohayo
>gozaimasu
>arigatou
>sumimasen
>gomenkudasai
>goshujinsama
>otousan oneesan okaasan
>yamero masaka hayai osoi tsuyoi yowai kurai kowai kawaii sabishii sore de ii
>watashi wa boku ga ore no anata wo kimi e omae to kisama kono yarou buchi korosu
>hai nai guddobai ai koi daisuki desu senpai kohai hakase sensei buchou kachou heichou meido dorei yuusha maou
>dare da sore wa kore de haaa? heee? uwaah! nani are?!? maji de!? omoshiroi naa, zenzen mukatsuku, hontou ni, uso de wa nai ne? kimi no sei da, sekinin o toru
>yada muri da zettai unmei mokushiroku sugoi dasseiiii busou kirei bijin utsukushii debu kao wa chisai dekai oppai tantei donmai! ie o kaerimasu iterashai okaerinasai goyukkuri itadakimasu omedetou hajimemashite hisashiburi da na, kyoudai domo! nakama tomodachi yuujin
>sora umi nobunaga tsuki ga kirei taiyou hoshi kumo kuma neko inu nezumi unko chinchin nihonjin kuro shiro aka midori ao murasaki kinniro ginniro beppin gyaru pantsu
>atama me kuchi kubi kami kata ude te onaka ga suita ashi ugoku tatei! urusai! baka! aho! orokamono! ehehehe keikaku doori
>nami egao nakinai de chibisuke-chan, demo watashi wa totemo, naruhodo sou ka so iyuu koto ka, ame da! yuki da! atatakai... fuyu desu, haru desu, aki desu, natsu da! umi ni ikou ze minasan, mitte sono mizugi, eroero janai ka? ahh demo yappari wan piisu wa saijou, ichiban, watashitachi onsen ga ikimasu, ahh sugoi iiiiiii kimochiii

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>watch NHK at 22
>about the same age as protag. about same condition as protag.
>end the series, see the fucking huge mirror infront of my face, only that i don't have a qt 3.14 knocking at my door to save me
>go into complete hysteria
>pick myself up, sit my ass studying
>re-do highschool finals and SAT
>start aerospace eng. at the best university in the country and actually see it through

If not for that i would probably be dead now. Instead, positions in this field are high paying, so instead of full-time and loads of money, i settled for 70% and nice-ish pay, so i'm not lacking and can still stay somewhat true to my inner failure of a person.

and chin chong nip nog to you, young lady.

Yuta's wife is so cute

It taught me that i'm the background character of the story.

this

It taught me that it can't be helped.

Japanese.

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I learned a lot about bdsm (like how to prepare ropes and shit) despite having no interest in the fetish.

It taught me that I am a fucking weeb

A lot of fetishes.

A valuable lesson indeed.

Dude, I'm crying.

yeah, that Rei is best girl

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Senku from Dr. Stone has taught me a lot about science.

Eren Jaeger taught me to exterminate my enemies

But I'm still alive and replying to you.

Various factoids about Japanese snacks

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more, high quality humor for Yea Forums

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Japanese people hate money

Give us back our glasses!

I learned how to play riichi mahjong while watching Akagi. Idk if I'll ever do anything with that knowledge but it was fun.

Dostedt

not to be gay

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This was news to me.

sweet caring yuri love can sooth the soul of sociopaths.

Introduced me to spirituality and the occult

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Kek

Vampire Hotaru > Candy Hotaru

Hardest pill to swallow

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Flat chests are cute

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It taught me about loli, and that's really all that matters.

>redo high-school finals and the SAT
How the fuck did you get that opportunity?

It taught me that you need both a big titty gf and big thigh/ass gf to truly be happy in life.

I hate engineering because it's full of people like you. Empty husks that looked at some earnings by major list, decided they don't want to write code full time, and instead chose one of the engineering majors.

Unlike Gabu's case, this is true

Vampire Gabu > Angel Gabu

Yes

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Chess is a game for intelligent people and that I should never play it again.

That elementary schoolers are the best.

A fair amount of Japanese history, specifically their first dealings with Christianity. It was useful for when I read about Gulliver going to Japan, because Swift doesn't explain much about why Gulliver needed his scheme.

It taught me how lonely I will be and how much real life truly sucks more than anything.

I learned that the love between a little girl and her daddy is the most precious thing in the world.

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I need to read Kurosawa one of these days, but it feels like it will hit too hard.

japanese

You could redo the SAT but the finals thing sounds like bullshit