Shingeki no Kyojin

Is this coolman?

THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES

THIS IS REDDIT THIS IS MEMES

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Seeing how unusually much hating (You)'s EHbros got in recent thread it's perfect time to post this.

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Holy fucking based

Ouch, poor Eren

Asking for a friend.
Would an out of nowhere, sudden drop of a spoiler panel of Eren and Historia sucking face would be the most (You)'d post in history of /SnK/?

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Maybe

Eren getting his head blown off will be hard to surpass

>Dipshit too dumb to realize Ymir would have supported this

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It's EH that started this. If they didn't drag their dumb theories and pretend they are canon, we wouldn't have had any of this

Probably, I know I'd give it at least five (You).

So first spoilers started trickling in at 3:30 am EST on August 6th and 4:30 pm JST the same day with the magazine’s release on the 9th.
So I guess Friday is spoiler day since the 9th is next Monday.

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Yeah, but YHtrannies don't.

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Fucking a farmer not by choice?

>AAtard will derail another thread

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Then Isayama should have spent more time on Historia's point of view. It's likely she would have been able to clear up the situation very easily. Not just the father but the shit that's going on too.

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Eren getting gabbed had quite a lot of (You)s, so it'd be pretty difficult.

That was the ErwL/EMcuck

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Why have the threads been especially shit these couple days

Fucking kek

Eren has absolutely no romantic interest in his sister who he also considers to be his mom, dumb whale.

Anyone got archive/screencaps of that? I missed it

Shippercucks in overdrive

It wasn't that much because everyone knew we would see Eren one way or another

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Look at his hands and expression.
He's using all his strength trying to shove the tranny away and is shaking from exertion.

>those dates
That's nothing. 112 got more hate

AAtard and the discordfujos are making a combined effort to destroy the threads

EM is deader than Mina, OP-kun.
You have to let it go.

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elaborate

>Screencapping your own post that you also samefag replied to
Top kek

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Lmao, cope

Nup its the AAtard

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>desuarchive.org/a/thread/190128034/#q190132604
See for yourself

Member this?

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I refuse to believe Anniefags still exist

Are we really going to have to deal with this dumblurinas and EMfags until spoilers drop? and i thought last month was bad

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Thanks dudes

>his sister who he also considers to be his mom
This is some next level EHfag shit

He has to let it go.

>thread is already shit
See you guys in 2 days.

Gas all Erenwhale shippers.

Using Mikasa pics to shit on EM. Lolz

Man it's going to be worse until THE EREHISU FLASHBLACK.

Isayama please

Eren x Historia is pure kino on so many level. Outside of the obvious fact that this couple is aesthetically pleasing, it also simultaneously btfo four of the most obnoxious groups of shippers : the Shitkasa self-inserters, the delusional Yumikuri dykes, the alcoholic and depressive ErwL with 30 cats (who likes Shitkasa too) and the menopausal pedo who likes EL. This ship comes out of left field at first, literally nobody expected it, but it makes so much sense from a character and storytelling standpoint, because Eren and Historia both faced the same existential crisis and their bond was cemented during their ordeal in the cave. This is not some fancy romantic relationship, or love at first sight, or superficial attraction, this is something more subtle, this is an indestructible bond built between two people who overcame their darkest hour together because they were inspired by one another. Everything else like the parallels with Grisha and Dina, or the Goddess/Devil analogies are just cherry on top. With Eren and Historia, Isayama blessed us with a masterclass on how to write couples in fiction, everyone who is against Eren x Historia is against great storytelling.

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The last time I checked of Japanese culture, they look for wife that reminds them of there mom..Winks. Isayama's interview are always a double edge sword

How's it different from the usual EHfag spam

BASED.

I'm going straight to the point: people want to ship in your threads because that's what your manga attracts. Your manga just teased for brainlets that your protagonist, Eren Jaeger, came inside Historia Reiss.
That causes shipperfags to feel uncomfortable. You are constantly reminding them their ships lost. This is not about please stop shipping, this is about please stop reminding me my ship won't happen.
Shipping is serious business when a shounen is going to end. It's a constant battle. In this case one already won (Eren x Historia aka "EH" how you like to call ships here). This makes the ships who lost to join in an alliance. Think of it like when a Feminism group are attacking not guys, but hot girls. They are attacking their existence, they are the cause guys choose those hot females over them. Losers don't want to be reminded everyday they lost.
Also leddit/dumblr/twitter/discord is trash

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Reminder Ymir got spitroasted by Reiner and Bert before they brought her back

This one is probably the most recent panel to get the most (You)s

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This post makes me curious if there is any Mikasafag alive in /snk/ who doesn't ship EM?

>took my advice and used the pic I suggested

BA-FUCKING-SADO, fellow EHchad.

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EHchad.

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I like Mikasa but don't ship EM. I think JM is cute but Isayama pretty much ditched any chance of that happening

Basado

Cope. If you're the type that get agitated only when you have lost, then fine for you. I get agitated when I see people wallowing in ignorance and sprouting bullshit

Did they make her wear a blonde wig and pretend to be Annie?

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*beisudo

Based EHGod

He loves that ackerpussy

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Yeah but, it's been a long time since we know that EM and YH is not happening.
Before marley arc actually.

>I get agitated when I see people wallowing in ignorance and sprouting bullshit
I completely agree. When Eren’s fatherhood is confirmed, those mentally retarded will lose their shit and I will definitely be there to put their heads in their own shit.

She can handle herself.

What are you talking about? When I say ignorant, I mean the EHfags. Dunce

Based!

>EH is always pure and romantikku
>EM is almost always rape

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>EHfag can't read
Lmao

But she's a baby

that's how sex looks like you virgin cunt

O THE CRINGE

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Mhhh

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That's how they all are. DUmmy's

I was not mistaken. But it seems you are not even able to understand this. Of course, you have zero understanding of the read manga if you are not even able to understand the post on an anonymous board.

She's pretty smart to figure out that her parents are cringe at that age.

>rape
how can erenbros be this retarded?

Poor mikadogs, i almost feel pity for them

AntiEH ARE DUMB.

Shitshoria

Literally any Yea Forumsnon would understand my post, thanks for confirming that you dumblerina

sexual harassment by Yumiru...

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Is this the thread where we shit on Historia?

GOD, someone needs your wisdom

No one understand dummy

Sex with Armin :)

Yes.

EH EH EH EH.

EM shippers don't even make much noise about the promise Eren made to Mikasa in chapter 50 even though the hints were already there. But EHfags won't let someone rest with their head cannon and parallels

That's because headcannons and parallels are all EHfags have

Thread is plagued with mentally ill EMwhale shits. Post cute wholesome EH to cleanse thread.

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>>But EHfags won't let someone rest with their head cannon and parallels
Empty drums make the most noise I guess

Only good posts ITT.

Isayama is a japanese nationalist. His best girl will always be Mikasa. She's the only left alive/not knocked up by a random farmer. Cuckstoria is only a plot device not a character anymore. EM will be endgame.

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Pii!

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Is this even possible. Historia's on a farm and Eren has his own life. If they sneak to the orphanage, it's impossible to keep it secret from AM.

This one's for you brother

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Nah. Magazine cover and spoilers either tomorrow or on thursday.

The literal state of these threads

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samefag

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>EM HAPPENED BUT IT WAS RAPE
kek, what will be the next cope?

Not even possible lmao

That's because most EMtrannies make their noise in dumblr and other gay sites where they belong.

Hehehe, canon soon.

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This is sooo nice and cute, this is canon in my head from now on.

Mikasa is the best sister!

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Based drawfag

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Mikasa would be white as her father in the eyes of real nips.

Did they fuck in the orphanage next to the kids?

Do you have it uncensored?

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>Guys i feel threatened by other ships, let's spam the same 10 EH pics over and over so i can feel like this is a safespace.

>"EHfags are all tumblr whales!!!"
Yes of course, because the white, heterosexual, traditional pairing would be the choice for progressive whales instead of the lesbian tranny garbage.

>"F-farmer-kun is the father, t-they said it on the chapter!!!!"
Even YHtumblrinas don't believe this, they only scream it out loud so people lose focus on EreHisu, which is the logical and true pairing plotwise. Like Yea Forumsnons already pointed out, the only reason Isayama might not deliver it is because it became too obvious since it's all about family and children now.

t. Dykemir tranny samefag falseflagging as Hisuhater because their homo ship isn't real

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks they fucked in the stables

Do you have any more of this fanfic?

I'm this guy and I was just trying to bring to attention that the past few threads have been especially vitriolic toward Historia.

Wow, this is hot.

Ok, sorry my dude

>Isayama is a japanese nationalist.
>EM will be endgame.

The best outcome for Japanese nationalists is repatriating Mikasa to Hizuru and marrying her to a Hizuran, thereby breeding foreign contamination out of the shogun's bloodline. Why would they want her to stay in Paradis and allow her clan's lineage diluted out of existence?

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yea looks rapey

I want to see more art of them at 19.

go back

>Same dozen fan arts accompanied by the same dozen copy pastas followed by the same dozen samefag replies of "Based!" every thread perpetually

EHfags post like literal NPCs.

No problem, EHbro.

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What's the point of the whole "Mikasa is actually a nip princess" plotline

EMfujos don't understand nationalism, they just think it's a buzzword they can use whenever it's necessary

Is Historia in your top 3 characters?

Wasn't that post with Mikasafag spamming the one with the most (You)'s?

Your head is shit hole

So Mikasa has somewhere to go after all finishes

Yes.

No. Only Eren, Zeke, Reiner

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Proof EH is cucked

Everyone in these threads go with the ERH meme trio like the bandwaggonners they are.

qtqtqtqt

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EZH meme

To give Paradis one ally and a realistic chance at fighting the entire world at once, I guess. It seems like it could be bullshit Isayama pulled out of his ass when he realized he had no endgame plot for Mikasa, but he's obviously been planning this a long time because of the tattoo.

She's the only female in the series I genuinely like. The rest are just fap material and nothing more for me.

I'm both and Would you tell me how your retarded strawman is any more valuable in a discussion than both my posts? I can answer to you, your shit mean nothing and so does you, neck yourself, Yurimiruwhale.

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>gets told
>n-no!

>Oh, didn't see you there..

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No, Isayama devoted and entire story arc to her and he still wasn't able to make her interesting. I wish he would have used that time for someone else.

Paradis is a whole fucking country.
also AM live together and days apart from Eren.

>SNK threads are nothing but shipping faggotry

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Imagine being proud of spamming the threads with your shipfaggotry.

Eren
Historia
Reiner

where does Eren live?

>amber/brown-eyed Eren

Where did this come from? I keep seeing fanart with it, but I don't recall his eyes being any colour other than grey in the manga and greenish in the anime.

Eren Historia and Zeke are god tier so far.

>also AM live together and days apart from Eren.
Wasn't this from an April Fools interview?

She's top 5 for sure.

Canon pairs in SNK: Eren x Hisu, Armin x Annie, Hanji x Levi, Mikasa x Jean, Falco x Gagi.

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simply a style choice i guess. people also like to draw him with yellow eyes cus isayama once said something about eren's eyes resembling those of a wolf or some shit

>Mikasa x Jean
Based

EH is the only shipping that matters to the plot tho

>All the people saying yes
Poor Isayama

>Imagine thinking EM or YH don't matter to the plot

Objectively false.

Eren and Hisu being enemies of humanity

K I S S I N G

First comes memories, then comes love, later comes the baby "You are free"

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add a bit of screentime for pedobait loli - profit of Yea Forums neckbeards

No, Hanji is with ER but Hisu is in the top 5

Thanks Eren, you opened my eyes. Family is the most beautiful thing in the world. I love you, my brother. I love my niece and daughter-in-law. I will protect my family from all the crap for the rest of my days. But Eren... I have a small request for you. Let's destroy these mentally retarded from leddit/dumblr/twitter/discord. These subhumans have no place in our new Eldian Empire. I want my niece Yeager-Reiss to rule a worthy people, not these degenerates. Will you do such a small favor for your onii-chan, Eren?

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Sex chapter soon.

Yeah, but only in my female list.
1.- Annie
2.- Historia
3.- Hange
Respectively. In my overall character top she is 4 or 5, but that's still a good position.

I pray Isayama shows some mercy for those of us who don't give a fuck and finally FINALLY resolves the 'who's the father' bullshit. I'm sick of it, sick of reading all your shit posts and crying for some stupid pairing. Fuck.

Cringe

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Reeking, filthy, ugly piece of shit.

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Sup, Anniechad checking in.
Undisputed Best Girl soon.

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Of course nii-san. But I have an idea for a better one. Colossus will not stomp these degenerates, they will fry them with their own steam. Well, you know how this useless Armong was once fried. Damn, I had to save Erwin, still regret it.

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Fucking THIS. Let me start by saying that I'm not a shipper, in fact, I hate shipping. Shipping is cancer that ruins anime communities by destroying any semblance of meaningful conversation. It's also a pathetic excuse for escapism where the shipfag inserts himself as the MC.

So because I hate shippers so much I've decided what I have to do. When it is finally revealed that Eren is the father, I will shitpost like never before. I will be unrelenting in my mocking of every single faggot shipper that ruined any real discussion of the series with their fucking cancer. The shitposting will not stop until I'm confident that those faggots have all killed themselves.

Anyone with half a brain can see Eren is the father. It's not even hard to figure out, yet any discussion regarding this fact is always drowned out by the most cancerous retards imaginable. I can't even bring up the obvious without being accused of being a shipfag myself. So in light of all the months you faggots have shit up the board with your shipfaggotry, you will all suffer the consequences. You faggots failed to see the storm you would unleash and you will soon experience true despair. Expect me, faggots.

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Based Flochad.

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no it wasnt

Based Hunterchad

kill yourself cunt

There, there, Levi. Even though you lost your first love interest, you don't necessarily have to be purged. There's always Hange.

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Based Anniechad.

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This t b h.

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No

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doesn't make the post untrue

And then he dumped her corpse in the middle of nowhere to rot and fester in the hot sun.

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1 Annie
2 Rico
3 Mina

Just doing my part

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>it's still 100% accurate and based

Your point?

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>he dumped her corpse
damn levi can mindcontrol soldiers now?

imgur.com/a/1W50Dlh

>AA

Crackship.

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HIStoria, you're beautiful

Absolutely based

Are you suggesting Levi pumped her and dumped her?
Absolutely based, what a lad.

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AA is endgame

>Is Historia in your top 3 characters?

Overall? No.
On the ladies only list? Definitely.
>1) Annie
>2) Historia
>3) Sasha

Historia would make my Top 10 overall though.

I don't think they are that perverted

Eren and Historia live within wall Sina
But you people already knew that, right?

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Was EH a one night stand or a serious long term relationship?

Sure, sure.
>*head pat*

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They are family, so long term

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>"hey you, dump those corpses!"
>yes sir!

user, I...

there's memory deletion after so it's a one night relationship stand

They're already married, user.
>pic VERY related

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In canon Annie is the weakest to cock though

>cringe

>cope

Based and redpilled

>memory deletion

Are you suggesting Zeke and Eren met up the night after Eren and Historia fucked, or that someone else did the deleting?

>Are you suggesting Zeke and Eren met up the night after Eren and Historia fucked
Yes

As an EHchad allow me to hug you

Dunno about one night but it wasn't long term because nothing happened until after the train ceremony.

Most ships definitely won't survive the end of the story.

You cant genuinely like both Mikasa and EM in my opinion,since her obsession with Eren is whats been holding her back from having her own goals and role in the story currently shes mostly reduced to reacting to his action.She also lets herself be mistreated at times by Eren because of it.Even though i loved Mikasa from episode 1,i legit felt a bit happy when Eren said that she hated her,because i thought that would be an opportunity for her to be free and become a character of her own.EM in its current state is trash.Even side Ackermen like Levi and Kenny had more interesting relationships with their hosts and acted on their own terms

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So Eren will kill Hisu:^)?

But EHfags destroyed discussion as much as any other shipper.

The victim complex of EHfags will always amaze me. I've never come across a group of people that ruined discussion of a series and it's potential developments as much as they do, while at the same time ranting about how it's actually them who are oppressed and everyone else that's shitting up the thread by attacking them.

Look at for example. How is it possible for someone to rant about his headcanon pairing to such a retarded degree, yet in the same post claim that they aren't actually a cancerous shipper and that it's everyone else shitting up the thread and keeping EHfags down.
As an ACTUAL non-shipper, fuck off and die.

Spoilers are out.

It's a Gabi chapter.

I have text spoilers from the restricted section of bilibili where leakers frequent.
No sex, next scene is pic related.
After is the barn scene where Eren tells Historia to go with the farmer and breaks off their relationship.
Last is a scene of Eren in jail alone. He finally reveals his plan to save the Eldians because they too should be free to live and pursue happiness and purpose.
In the end Zeke comes around and they exit the paths. But Eren remains dead. Zeke despairs as he holds Eren's head. The rumbling begins.

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List of possible ships:
EH
FG
AA
LH
That's it, any other ship is either irrelevant or delusional.

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what the fuck, is this real?

She deserves beakpats now more than ever.

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What a shitty drawing, is that supposed to be AA? Looks nothing like them

The only pat she deserves is the pat on the back she gets when she gets shoved into the next train leaving for Auschwitz.

>BLOCKS YOUR PATH

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>shes mostly reduced to reacting to his action

Unrelated to your post, but that's the state of AMJC in a nutshell. All they do is react to things other characters do to them. It makes sense for Mikasa's current state, but I wish Isayama had separated Jean or Armin from the crew to give them something to do. Hell, even Connie has a great excuse to go rogue.

Do you know what chibi is?

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Welcome, newfriend.

>shipper larping as a non-shipper
Kys

>Armin grabbing his junk right in front of her

Jesus, can Armin get any creepier?

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>Historia - blo - blo
It’s retarded

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kek, of course not

Wasn't that from the guy that claimed non-stop if Historia's baby didn't have black hair as Eren then the baby will not be Eren's but farmer's?

I have been here for over 12 years and the state of these threads are the absolute worst. Please kill yourself.

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As if Isayama would actually take the time to double checks how genetics works anyway.

Fake and gay, but
>Eren remains dead. Zeke despairs as he holds Eren's head. The rumbling begins.
would be kino.

I wish

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Soon

>state of these threads are the absolute worst
So I was not mistaken. These degenerates that destroyed so already cancerous threads should be destroyed.

Yes, check the usual place.

that thread was kino af, everyone went apeshit because of this based retard

Been a while since I saw this. Fucking based.

Hello, BASED department?

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I see, so the threads went to shit when EHfags appeared

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*EHchads

>Another EH thread

God is in heaven all's right with the world

>Would an out of nowhere, sudden drop of a spoiler panel of Eren and Historia sucking face would be the most (You)'d post in history of /SnK/?
No, I think showing Historia kissing farmer would.
Currently the most vocal and annoying part of SnK fanbase are EHfags, so it's natural they should be the ones fandom now to be destroyed by Isayama.
YH is dead, any fujo pandering is dead, EM is dead, so that should be natural.

Easily

*EHgods

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mikasa is my waifu and i don’t ship her with anyone like the delusional JMfag

>it's afraid

No, eh kiss would definitely go over 2x that

HOLY BASED

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I want her to slip and fall on her head

Stop it Ahmed.

Fujos are way overexaggerated. It's EHfats that are the issue here

>when EHfags appeared
They've always been here, my newfag friend

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Tecnically only in west EH is kinda famous since the great majority of nippons are EM or mikasafags

>Fujos are way overexaggerated

Be nice to best girl.

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t. Fujo

>2013 is old!!!
newfag lol

What visions do you think Eren was seeing while he was banging Historia?

>user-kun saw the endgame coming over 6 years ago

What a baller.

>ヒストリアを巨人にしたくないから、始祖の力を使うために、ジークを頼らざる得なかったのだろうし。
There was no choice but to rely on Zeke to use the power of the Founder since he (Eren) didn't want to turn Historia into a titan.
>進撃はエレヒスでセカイ系なのかな...
I wonder if EreHisu would make SnK a sekaikei...
>レベリオで民人間含めて大虐殺したり、ミカサをはじめ104期を前線に配置する方がヒストリアを巨人にするよりはマシと思う程度にヒストリアのが大切。
Historia is important (to Eren) to the point of thinking mass murdering human citizens in Liberio and sending Mikasa and the 104th to the frontlines for the first time is preferable to turning her into a titan.

I hadn't actually heard about the term before, but that nip artist seemed right in the money when they compared EH and its connection to the current conflict with the plot of a sekaikei.
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SekaikeiGenre?from=Main.Sekaikei

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Cute monkiee.

For /snk/ standards, it somehow is, you dingus

magazine cover is finally out

i.imgur.com/pfNcNEx.gifv

In that time it was a single troll, nowadays he got a bunch of friends.
Still it's less than 10 people.

This clearly shows you don't understand Mikasa. I would have loved to put forward an argument but seeing all the EHfags, I will reserve my comment

>Zeke's face we he cums for the first time in his life?

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Fucking kek

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That is, even retarded nips can see EH? Imagine at the moment believing that the farmer is the father, literally saying that you are a complete idiot.

Twitter as usual. You always find something related to the pregnancy under the nip EH (エレヒス), Eren (エレン) and Historia (ヒストリア) tags these days, either positive or negative. Example below is an extract from a convo between two readers scared of EH happening:
>ですよね！！！！！何故そこにこだわる？？って感じです！！…でも最新話でエレンの記憶の断片の中に涙を浮かべたヒストリアが写ってたのでちょっと怖いです…信じたいけど…
"I know right! I'm like "Why is (everyone) getting fixated (on them) now?" !!... But at the same time, there was a shard in Eren's memories showing Historia crying, so I'm a little scared... I want to believe, though..."

>怖い怖い *sob emoji x2* エレンじゃないことを願いましょう*sob emoji*
"I'm scared I'm scared ;_; ;_; let's pray it's not Eren ;_;"

>願いましょう…だって…ミカサとかもあの展開で…エレンとヒストリアを結ばせる…意味…を…逆に…教えて欲しい…です……(末期)
"Let's hope... Because... If that development came to be, then Mikasa... would let Eren and Historia be together... I really need to know... what it means (im dying)"

>ほんとそれなですうううう！
あんな状況で結ばせたらミカサちゃん孤独死というか精神的に病んで死んじゃいそうなくらい…
"This is soooo truuue!! In those circumstances, if Mikasa let them be together she might just die alone or from mental/emotional illness..."

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I hope Zeke cums inside me! (I love him)

Pathetic subhuman

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>gifv

Hard to say, for this type of story it just deosn't work sicne there's nothign romantic between EH and if Isayama will force soemthing in with some cheap flashback it only make it more cringe.

Whatever helps you sleep at night user

ZEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKEEEEE!

Don't forget to use protection

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Fuck you

Zeke has cum before. He mastrubates frequently in his room all alone. :(

>an argument
You don’t have them, stop pretending.

Many of the smarter fujos figured it out already. It's the dumber ones that are vocal and sperging in the thread

No, he needs to impregnate.

>Currently the most vocal and annoying part of SnK fanbase are EHfags

The last couple of threads have been nonstop bitching about EHfags. I think you guys have posted more about that than they do about the ship itself. I don't understand what you hope to accomplish by yelling at people for liking something you dislike. All you're doing is encouraging them to double down and post more, you tremendous autist.

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No one actually thinks the farmer is the father.
It's 100% pure trolling/shitposting.

Are you the writer of the original post? If not, then fuck off

based. thank you

If Isayama makes EH canon then I hope some delusional fujo or EMfag from Japan will show him justice in real life so he would be taught a lesson not to bait and lie to his own fans with bullshit.

>"This is soooo truuue!! In those circumstances, if Mikasa let them be together she might just die alone or from mental/emotional illness..."
Translation: "I'm afraid I might just die alone or from mental/emotional illness

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Based.

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>it's afraid

>>If Isayama makes EH canon
He won't, I don't even know why some people are stressing themselves. Since the EHfags claim it will be revealed in 123, I'm ready to wait, even if they say it will be revealed in 130. I will wait cause there is nothing to reveal

That last one
>"This is soooo truuue!! In those circumstances, if Mikasa let them be together she might just die alone or from mental/emotional illness..."
So Mikasafags are self-inserters?

Was this not obvious???

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They've always been self inserters. Look at the image in this post. Best summary of the whole thing

Ahmed, take the meds and stop it already!

Slutstoria is such a horrible person HOLY SHIT

>if Mikasa let them be together
>if Mikasa let them be together
>if Mikasa let them be together

n-nani

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>So Mikasafags are self-inserters?
Same with EHfags who self-insert into Eren getting the prize in form of pretty blonde wife with a bonus kid.

>I hope someone physically harms the author of this work of fiction for not canonizing my favorite ship

PEAK YHdyke derangement syndrome.

You limp-wristed whores couldn't open a jar of pickles to save your worthless lonely lives, much less harm a hair on Isayama's head.

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Is there any character that can defeat Eren Yeager? And I'm not talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager. Hell, I'm not even talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager after ingesting the Yoroi no Kyojin serum and having practiced his hardening abilities with Hange and the Survey Corps. I couldn't be talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yaeger using Porco Galliard as a nutcracker to destroy the Sentsui no Kyojin crystal so he can consume Ms. Tybur and gain precise creation abilities. I'm NOT talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager commanding a group of loyal followers who have dedicated their lives to fulfilling Eren's dream of finally setting his people free and ensuring the safety of generations to come. Do you think I'm talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager after going fully nuclear and telling Mikasa he's hated her his entire life and beating the shit out of Armin because they're both just slaves who refuse to accept freedom and try to get in the way of his true, eternal freedom? You better be joking if you think I'm talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager after being ambushed by the surviving members of the Senshi-tai, effectively fighting off both Reiner and Porco at the same time and even taking on Reiner, solo, after eating two direct headshots from an anti-titan sniper rifle. I'm definitely not talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager surviving after being decapitated by top Senshi-tai candidate, Gabi Braun, and still moving forward to enact his master keikaku. You better ban me if you think I'm talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager walking Zeke through Grisha's PATHS memories so he can see the error of his ways and come around to the belief that life is worth living. I'm talking about Shingeki no Kyojin Eren Yeager activating the Shiso no Kyojin in order to protect his lover, Historia Reiss, so that his child can be born free into this world.

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Based

I just went out and EHfags have already spammed the hell out of this thread already. Even bringing in content from instagram to discuss here. Truly, empty drums make the most noise. Dummies

BASED

the full pic is better

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Females make up most of nip snk fandom and I'd say fujos and Mikasa self inserters account for the large majority of the fanbase.

Which is why EH is so unpopular in Japan, since both groups hate it so much and that's not even mentioning the yurifags.

Mikasa apparently has divine right to her brother's cock.

>it's terrified

Let them bitch as much as they want. We will have the last laugh.

>>prize
Will you call Shitshoria a prize at this point? That thing is a living plot device. Eren deserves more than that midget generic thing

>What do normies think of EH?

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Yes.

Gabi.

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I would say only 5% of EHchads think a happy ending will happen
Eren and Hisu have super death flags all over around

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

>>We will have the last laugh.
Screenshot...Lmao

Looks that Isayama decided to take Eren's cock into his own hands.

Those comments gave me cancer.

>spamming an idiom about empty drums over and over again with zero self-awareness
We're going to use your tears as lube when we ream you in a few months' time, third-worlder. It's going to be a great Christmas.

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Thank you!

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Why doesn't Eren just pipe down both of them?

What sort of autism is this? I don't speak moon runes.

Kek poor Annie

Enter, GODren

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This is spam, I hope you get banned

Of course, Truth always hurt

And people say EHfags aren't mentally ill.
I think it's currently the most hated fandom in the world.

>He doesn't know

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Saw those little lovebirds necking for 5 minutes just now. This is what a cute and canon couple looks like, EHtards.

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dilate

YH is canon

>S E E T H I N G

Kys

There is no "truth" there. Just morons REEEing about fanart.

Well, you had it coming

>dykes on their last legs resorting to reportspamming
I fucking told you all they'd need to rely on bans to get through spoiler week. I unironically think some of them will commit suicide around Christmas or whenever we get the full family reveal.

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>YH was canon
Fixed.
Historia was fucked by a guy and got pregnant, yurifags lost already.

Come up with an ending to the series that satisfies everyone. You literally can't

There are a few people who deserve it more.

Eren will be saved through the Paths, just as Zeke was, and he WILL live happily ever after with Historia.

Is it just me or has the thread been especially terrible recently.

Basado

I'm pretty sure the ones reporting him are assblasted anti-EHfags.

Historia kid comes from immaculate paths conception.
Now everyone is unhappy.
No ship won.

Lmao
>>We're going to use your tears as lube
See, if EH have the last laugh, come and take my head. You just don't understand how delusional you guys are untill you look at it objectively. I have seen theories 100 times more amazing than the shit you guys cooked up with head cannon and parallels, debunked in a matter of 1 chapter and the story will still make sense. Keep dreaming dear, don't worry the final panel is Eren holding his child...Lmao, delusional fools

Would the hall of anal devastation caused by EreHisu be worse than the one caused by NaruHina?

See Lmao nobody likes your dumb ship. YH is canon by word of god.

Dumblerinas brought their degenerative cancer with them

>EMfags watch animals mate for 5 minutes
If they weren't subhuman zomboids, I'd feel pity for them

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>"YH is canon!"

>literally isn't
>never was
>never will be

Oh, and:
>Ymir is dead af
>Historia is canonically heterosexual

lmfao

It was an assblasted jannie I think.

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That goes for many long-running series.

Remember when the dykes were saying it was actually Ymir's baby through PATHS or some shit?

Why whole thread feels like the EH and anti-EH fags are the same people?

Relax tranny, have suicide

I still have it, so here.
>breeder of queens, destroyer of cucks, master of Ackerdogs, terror of Liberio, rumbler of worlds, Reinersbane, beater of mongs, revolutionary of Paradis, feller of the Colossus, devourer of the Warhammer, paragon of freedom, hero of Trost, commander of the Yeagerist forces, the devil of all of Earth, securer of Eldia’s future, spawn of the royal breeder, Grisha, crusher of the Jaws, and king of the New Eldian Empire.

>be worse
I do not think so. Since Isayama stretch the truth for too long, many have already guessed

It was never canon.
Ymir was a friendzoned beta orbiter, just like in the AU.

Lmao EreHisufags are the ones that are triggered. Just look at this thread and see how desperate they are when their ship is sunk.

Did someone say ladaa....LMAO!!!! Seems like EH only has mouth in the west. Even in the West, they are not the majority. How come you guys manage to make people reply you. You're supposed to be snubed, ignored and just tossed to the side

For now EH is not even canon so shut the fuck up already.

>being this paranoid
Stop spamming your retarded cancer every thread and you won't get banned, EHtrannies.

>Spams the same pasta every thread
>WHY DID I GET BANNED :C FUCK JANNIES AND FUJOS >:(

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That makes all EHfags shouting"based" for EH fan arts morons too, right??

Isayama literally said YH is canon. While Hisu got fucked by a farmer not Eren LMAO Bet you were happy

I would bet my house on even a single hug panel completely eclipsing headshot Eren.

How is it any different than when any other post is spammed? The only difference is my pasta is longer.

No chance, fujos will ship EL anyway, no one actually cares about EH in Japan. Maybe some EMfags will be sad but that's all.
SnK is only popular due to gay male pairings with Levi.

No of course not, they are based and patrician

nobody posted it yet so i will

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Someone hates pastas for some reason. It's why I gave up posting GODren.

It's not different, all of you should be banned.

The EHfags ruined the thread with their cancer. We had way before threads in the past before they entered the scene based purely on MUH PARALLEL and headcanon

Holy kek, we're reaching levels of SEETHE that shouldn't even be possible.

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>Isayama literally said YH is canon

Then I'm sure you'll have no trouble backing up your claim with a source.

EHfags will use anything for reverencce just to promote their ship. Low-life Dogs

Checking the archives and it seems like you were frequently banned last month when we were raided by fujos, but for the rest of the month you were still there.

holy shit, this mentally ill tranny is seething

Your pasta is shit. Cope with it retard.

Spoilers out

Eren is a farmer

Seems this month they are particularly angry.

but is the Farmer Eren

It posted another fanart, mommy EH is so canon it can't post nothing from canon material to support it!

>Dogs
Something familiar

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True for any series. Which is why artists shouldn't try. Not that they should deliberately try to fuck over their fans, but too much consideration ends in unmemorable, milquetoast slop. Happily, Isayama already has fuck you money, so he can write an ending that satisfies him rather than trying to game audience appeal.

>EHfags fear him

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>Thinking Isayama won't bring back the scarf moment again
>Thinking he is going to develop a romance with a character introduced later
>Thinking Isayama won't make EM
Seems you guys have forgotten what this thread is all about

Her character has been mostly one dimensional so far,her motives and purpose are also simple and obvious,i dont get what you mean by "you dont understand Mikasa" (who cares about EHshippers)

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And EHfags are cumbrained morons who can’t get their minds off sex, even projecting their shit onto a wholesome sight in nature.
I’ve never seen anything more pathetic.

>nothing about EH in the post
>just a friendly reminder that YH is not, was not, and will never be, canon
>"REEE, EH, REEEEEEE"

Wew.

Ignore, some are furries too

He already said he will make mild ending to make more fans happy, sadly he lost his balls somewhere when Marley after timeskip plot kicked in.

I've been doing this well over a year without problems. These threads are shit most times, so it's not like it's degrading the quality of them.

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EM died the moment Isayama said that Mikasa was like a mother instead of a lover despite having a heroine-like role. Keep coping

Not everything is about EMvsEH narutard-tier faggotry,this was about Mikasa

Okay, nice try. I laughed at this one, I won't deny it but I will have to say this is the only thing funny EHfags have brought up so far. I thought you guys basically lost all your sense of humour just like how you guys lost your sense of judgement in a story like SNK

>objectively awesome pasta is "shit"

Anally devastated Tumblrina detected.

Is this the best you got LMAO. EM is obvious to anyone who read the manga.

So EH is completely dead then cause Isayama never said anything about Historia wanting to be Eren gf right?

Make the dog blonde, then I can relate

>SEETHING intensifies further
>(somehow)

Heh. You're adorable when you're raging.

false equivalency, he actually sunk EM

Do you need to have double digit IQ to think EH isn’t canon?

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YH is canon
FH is canon
That's it
No EH lmao

Why do cute girls trigger EHwhales so much?

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>mild ending
>sadly he lost his balls

I don't follow your logic. Are you saying that writing a crowd-pleasing ending would be ballsier than writing a controversial one?

>>her motives and purpose are also simple and obvious
At least she have a goal. Does she need to have a grand goal or a massive motive to be special? NO!!! She is special and great cause she is born into this world.
Oh, by the way, tell me the goal and motive of Shitshoria, Jean and Armin ?

That is kind of hot user.
>tfw no Ymir of my own

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>Isayama literally said YH is canon
Kill yourself discord tranny.

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How does Historia crying prove EH is canon. If anything it shows Eren is an asshole since she cried because he told her to fuck a farmer against her command.

>anime

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user pls, no one car about this ship war shit, so just shut up and probably EH will shut up too (mostly because you are even more annoying then them....and also because i hate mikasafags)

Ironic

>YH is canon

Headcanons don't count, silly tranny.
Historia has had one canonical sexual partner, and that partner was male. COPE harder.

WTF spoilers already out?!

Yeah same with dyke Ymir original titan look making her special shifter being true.

>recently

What the fuck happened in the threads?, until recently we had comfy threads, and we even had a drawfags again

You dumb EHfag

>>EM died the moment Isayama said that Mikasa was like a mother
I think the problem with western fandom is that they carry their culture and way of thinking into other people's buisness. I'm not from the west, that's why I can look at it objectively. The last time I checked about Japanase culture, a man usually marries someone who reminds him of his mom. The same can be said of where I come from. I will take what Isayama said as a compliment rather than a throw-off...LMAO

You can smell it anons?

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We had like one comfy thread the other night and got back to our regularly scheduled shitposting.

No I'm saying that making crowd pleasing ending afetr having something else in mind initially just because his work become more popular means author lost his balls.

>cute girls

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EHfags happened

Dumblr and EMfags

>girl
>cute

user, I...

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Only single IQ thinks it cannon

Makes sense considering what their beloved queen-in-name-only is into. Why do you think she’s spending her entire time at a farm?

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>Dumblr and EMfags
Keep coping. It's EHfags who majorly stunk up the thread today.

Isayama did not say that Mikasa was like Carla, he said that Mikasa is a mother figure for Eren, not that she was like his mother

Most of the threads were comfy last week, not all, but some of them

>Muh Eren is her master, muh slaves
Mikasa reaction to Eren's death will be the realisation about her true feelings toward him. If her link is sincere or obligation (she will be free)

>until recently we had comfy threads
You mean years ago before Historia being revealed to be pregnant?

>EHwhales are dumb sheep with the same pattern of thinking

We're approaching the spoilers day, so (((it))) getting nervous

Just waiting until we get Grisha and Frida interaction

Frida
who are you?

Grisha
No one cared who I was until I justed the resistance

Frida
It doesn't matter who you are, what matters is our plan

Grisha
Will getting caught be a part of your plan

Frida
Of course

Grisha
That sounds extremely cucked

Frida
How about you
Whats the next plan of your master plan?

Grisha
Crashing this church *transforms in titan* with no survivors

Frida
You are a big guy

Grisha
For you

Yeah EHfurries are sick

>shifts argument away from mankasa body
Typical EMfat shenanigans.

>Satan is an JHfag
Based

>>so just shut up and probably EH will shut up too
Sorry, I don't think that's happening anytime soon

CUM IN ME EREN

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what do zeke's braps smell like?

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I'm an ErAnchad, you demented fujo.
Mikasa is just shit, that's all.

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Imagine Mikasa putting her manly cinder block ass on your face

So EHfurries now hide behind ErAnfags? Really?

Nice way to shift the argument. Keep Coping.

> a man usually marries someone who reminds him of his mom

We have a similar concept in the West too, actually. Carla and Mikasa's personalities are totally different though. Carla is energetic and outspoken; Mikasa is stoic and calm. Mikasa does mother Eren, but that's where their similarities end, personality-wise.

No one would hide in rival ship you faggot and if they did, then they wouldn't be true shipfag but a shitposter.

Dear user, you just contradicted yourself

>implying this is deviant behaviour

That's a bit harsh on Jean, isn't it?

Slit your wrists, third-worlder

Do you REALLY want me to dump my entire ErAn collection ITT?

Because I will.

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EH when
Annie when
Ackerpaths when
Kiyomi betrayal when
Yelena blanco when

>(you)
>(you)
>(you)
>(you)

Eren and Historia are actually relatives and having an incest baby would be fucked and weird. So of course kit is a red herring.

>EM died the moment Isayama said that Mikasa was like a mother
>she was like his mother
Isayama likes the Oedipus complex
EM confirmed

I do not see how I contradict myself, my aunt was a mother figure for me thanks to the fact that she took care of me a lot when I was very young but she is very different in terms of personality and appearance to my mother

>No one would hide in rival ship you faggot and if they did, then they wouldn't be true shipfag but a shitposter

Oh look, a sane person.
A rare sight in these threads nowadays.

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And you don't see a similarity in Eren's relationship with his mother( always arguing with his mom) and Eren's relationship with Mikasa?

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>Isayama's art is a mess and is filled with inconsistencies but believe me guys that's what Mikasa's body is like!!!!!!!
Disingenuous EHwhale.
>delusional and irrelevant mass murderer fag

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Considering how much the world hates EHfurries, they could hide behind a lesser hated group.

EMfags really do have zero(0) reading comprehension.

Not him, but you actually know what's a "mother figure"? It's not a person similar to your mom, is a person you percive as a Mother or kind off, they can have totally different personalities(Mikasa is nothing similar to Carla). What the Oedipus complex is about some that remembers you of your mother in personality or appearance

Anyone else agree that Jean DESERVES the Ackerpussy?

DO IT

(You)

>delusional and irrelevant mass murderer fag

So are Eren, Armin, Zeke, Reiner, and Bertholdt. What is your point? SnK is a morally grey war story where no one is completely right or completely wrong. I'm sorry you weren't able to figure that out on your own.

人類の敵

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You can do it user, you can survive this thread

Lmao. Keep dreaming horseboy

>user said that he dislike HEfags
>since he hate mikasafags he must be EHfag

Are you mentally ill or what?

I think you're the one without reading comprehension

Mass murderer girls are the worst and can't rank in the best girl's rankings.

JEANBROS RISE UP

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That sounds ridiculous, to be honest. Carla is nothing like Mikasa, in terms of looks or personality. Eren argues with both of them because he's a ragetard who always thinks he's right. If we're going to include everyone he's ever argued with as a love interest because that's what he did with his mom, I guess it's time to start posting EJ too.

JMfags are even more delusional than the EHcucks.

I made tons of posts in the Hollywood thread, made the LH op thread, as well as the Liner/Gayner op thread, and I predicted this would happen in this post right before I took a nap

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see

>JEANBROS
You are alone, shitposter.

And yet Annie remains the undisputed Best Girl. Fascinating.

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How the fuck would Mankasa remind Eren of Carla anywhere as much as Historia would, you ESL sperg?

Shes still based around Eren,she can have her goal to protect her family while also being a character of her own

Have Jean and Mikasa ever talked for more than 2 lines? Not to mention Mikasa is NOT available

These threads are the worst before spoilers drop. And I have to say if I wasn't EHfag I'd probably be EAfag too.

I understand fully well of what he is trying to say. But he is contradicting himself. Motherly figure or reminds you of your mom. You can't deny Eren's relationship with his mom is somehow similar to his relationship with Mikasa in the early days

>*finger hovers over trigger*

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The absolute state of this thread.

Stand back, Yea Forumsnons. I will destroy these degenerates.

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Post just one canon example of Eren reciprocating Mikasa's degenerate, incestuous feelings. Just one. No deflecting...LMAO.

Both are equally delusional

I have accepted that ErAn is a crackship at this point. EH is all right though, at least Mankasa got left out in the cold lol.

All of these people with the exception of the disgraceful Armong would slice her up if she was to move around again. Delusional.

He tore your shit apart like Isayama tore your dog apart

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No that's not a motherly figure, read again this time do it with your eyes and not your ass

Mankasa is going to die alone in Hizuru and YH will never be canon. SEETHE.

>w-we EMsiss neva du buffing wrung ;( EHfgas raped me!!

>>personality
LIE!! Two of them share the same protective traits towards him. Why was Carla the one to react most when Mikasa ranted out Eren? Why is Eren and his mom bickering everytime? Because of their overprotection not because he thinks he is right all the time. If he thinks he is right then why was he able to see from Annie perspective after she floored him in the training ground. I think you're just being blind on purpose

>fujos, yurifags and EMfags BTFO at once
Yeah, it's gonna make noise.

Don't try to talk as if you didn't meant to bash her cause she has simple goals and motivation. You're trying to twist what you previously said

Shit nigger I guess everyone with whom Eren argues is a proxy for Carla, then.

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>E-EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEARED FOR MY SHIP HAHA
delusional

If EH is delusional then EM is crackship.

Actually I want to ask, would Annie ever got the chance winning the Erenbowl if she never had all those Marley bullshit? We all know that there's some suspect about Eren favoring blondes.

But I have to say, Annie seems to be the type who will fight Mikasa right on to get her Ereh, while Historia more likely tends to do sneaky dirty moves stealing the man behind the back....Her whole conversation with Mikasa in that Hizuru visit seemed more like a "Yo Eren and I are besties, Mikasa you're the third wheel" one.
.........So probably While Mikasa and Annie having their MMA wrestling, Historia already slept with Eren, AGAIN.

cope, dog.

Is this some new EHfurry headcanon shit?

>fujo STILL thinks this is about ship preferences

No, Muttkasa just sucks.

>What the Oedipus complex is about some that remembers you of your mother in personality or appearance
Learn English or have someone behead you, you worthless faggot

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You lack reading comprehension?

Quiet, pet

They are just ignorant

Cutekasa is the best and your ships are not happening.

>absolute state of this thread
We really need those id's in /snk/.

EAr fag here, dump it

There's a decent amount of evidence that ErAn was the plan early on, but then he extended how long the series was going to run and plans obviously changed, leaving Annie in the literal dust.

Relax, EMfaggot. I'm not arguing with his point, just telling him to type properly.

Okay, EHmaggot

It's still possible we just have to kill all the EM niggers

Fuck off you degenerate EHfurries. God fuck that's sick.

I remember the first time I realized IDs wild be invaluable for these threads when some loon went apeshit because I made a thread like a minute after she did and she spent hours samefagging as different people in both threads to flame people against each other. I had a good chunk of the best, most plot-focused, on-topic posts in her own thread while this bitch wouldn't stop seething about mine, even though I wasn't even babysitting it until hers hit bump limit. Somehow the mods left both up. Prolly saw that all the links to the thread I'd made as well as the reports to ban it were all coming from her IP.

Nah, as much as I would like to see it happen, Annie has pretty clearly lost the Erenbowl and Historia (seems) to have walked away with the trophy.

Cant lose the erenbowl if everyone else is dead

Well i apologize, I'm sleepy so i fuck up, what i meant is that the Oedipus complex is about attraction towards someone who shares personality or appearance to one's mother

All because that Armin is a dude, so Eren subconsciously chose the girl who has the most similarity of that trap blondie?

Historia wasn't even competing and won, what a stacy

>dumblrina proving once again her retardation by taking very seriously a FUCKING pasta she most likely didn't know about until now since it's her first time in these threads

>the bad guys all have ugly noses
isayama?

cope

there's is only EH

I can actually taste it, and it's fucking delicious.

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>Two of them share the same protective traits towards him.
This is a circular argument. I already agreed that Mikasa tried to mother Eren. Of course that includes basic maternal behaviour like protectiveness.

>Why is Eren and his mom bickering everytime? Because of their overprotection not because he thinks he is right all the time.
Okay, but why do you think Eren is pissed off by overprotection? He balks at being told his choices are incorrect, especially by those who have limited or no authority over him. Why do you think that is?

>If he thinks he is right then why was he able to see from Annie perspective after she floored him
Well, Annie demonstrated her argument physically rather than nagging or scolding. But more importantly, she wasn't trying to talk Eren out of anything. She showed him a better way to fight, and that took him one step closer to his goals. Of course he'd appreciate her for that.

you mean like a dog

>he doesn't know

*EHchads

Really makes me think.

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mankasadogs always necro themselves out of the grave for spoilers day
lmao, how pathetic

>>but why do you think Eren is pissed off by overprotection?
Because of his inquisitive nature. Do your homework well

If Eren is the father and the rumbling happens, Isayama will become my fucking hero. Looking at these faggots and their reactions right now, this is gotta be a wild ride

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>Imagine that Eren gets away with the rumbling, and returns to his family while the world is getting destroyed

Even with all there bickering, deep down Eren loved his mother. That is the main point of what Isayama was saying in his interview. Even though they argue all the time, they deeply care about one another. That is why Isayama compared their relationship to that of a son and mother. Go home!

>Y-you're wrong because of reasons (I actually don't have arguments to explain why are you wrong, so i'll pretend I don't want to tell you) Also you're w-wrong...

>KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=hPzBs8WlVJg

Y-you take that back. Reiner's nose is perfect, just like the rest of his face.

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who cares about ships

where in memoryland are the Jaegerbros going next

My dick will not be able to take too much

armin is going to win the erenbowl
eren beat him up because eren is the seme

He can't maintain the commands without being in contact with Zeke. Even once it starts, it can be stopped.

So you're saying he wants to fulfill his curiosity, no matter what the consequences are? Almost like he doesn't want his mind changed because he thinks he knows what's best for himself.

Say what? Read the full chain of replies. No one claimed Eren doesn't love his family.

THIS. Instead of keep arguing about which is worse, EM or EH, I really need someone to tell me how did this happen?

In the Mikasa OVA, 9 years old Eren still believed baby were brought by birds. How did he turn out knowing how to fuck a girl straight inside? Did some comrade in his trainee or military life told him about that, maybe like that Frank guy who used to have a girlfriend or something? Historia may know that from her childhood looking after cattles or something anyway..... not telling me that she was the lead of the two? I'm sure they could hardly get a porn on that island.

It could be rather they've wanted to gain some new memories by touching, or just felt that desire to hug-then-kiss-then-suck-then-fuck. They need to be smart enough to know how to put it in properly, but dumb enough not to pull out on time. Man just what the hell this pair of stupid teenagers were thinking when taking off their clothes getting horny? At least get some sex education.

He learned about babies and girls because Annie told him.

Given the typical age of recruitment, it's only reasonable to assume everyone was given some kind of sex-ed during training. The military wouldn't risk a bunch of accidental pregnancies through ignorance, especially considering the high proportion of female soldiers. Isayama just didn't show it because he's not a prurient creep.

>Eren was the female non-MC prize all along
The YHfag was so much more wrong than I thought.

I unironically think that it will be revealed/heavily implied that Eren lost his virginity to Annie during their cadet days.

Yeah, along with Eren and Jean