Do people actually like this movie? Just watched it and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Do people actually like this movie? Just watched it and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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It's a borefest.
The only good thing about it is the music and the climax

climax was the worst part

Unless you're a footfag, I can see why this movie would be boring.
Luckily I am a footfag, and I don't have to adhere to your rules.

>Just watched it and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
What does that mean?

fugging sucked

boring and the climax didn't make me feel anything at all, it was just bad and forced.

>Luckily I am a footfag
>luckily

Literally Shinkai's best and the only one really worth your time.

>tfw no gf
Every movie

It should have been a older man and they make passionate foot sex with each other.

Her feet are supposed to make you hard, that's like a prerequisite to like the movie and the mc.

I'm so lonely and horny bro....

Well I think you should stick to battle shit instead user, this movie is more of a slow ambient character study, with honest character writing, and unrivaled subtlety, it's not something a kid like you could appreciate.

kimi no nawa was better tho, this movie is just dogshit

kimi no na wa is better, but they are both great for different reason.
Garden of words is a lot more niche and will be appreciate by fewer.

>garden of words is a lot worse and will be appreciated by fewer

okay esl-kun, thanks for the heads up

Post those cute feets

>We want the FGO audience

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Wasn't this came out before FGO? what does FGO has anything to do with this movie?

Not trying to be an edgy contrarian but stuff a lot of people like tend to be boring and or just suck.

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>uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
black hands wrote this

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I think the target demographic is Twilight moms. It's the only thing that makes sense. It's the kind of thing 40 year old boozed up housewives would be watching while their teens are at school and their "asshole of a husband" is neglecting her by slaving away at a 60/hr a week job.
If you did a western live-action remake, insert an canonical sex scene right around the 2/3rds mark and aged the teacher up just a smidge - 500+ million dollar mommy porn minimum.

in a nutshell

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Only footfags like it

Truly the hallmark channel of anime movies

...and the feet.

It's the only shinkai movie with characters

it's hot shitposting topic among Yea Forums

I thought he was going to fuck her but he got blueballed

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it's the type of movie that planets need to align for you to like

1. you must be a footfag
2. it must be a rainy october evening
3. you must really have nothing better to do
4. you need to be kinda tired but not enough to just fall asleep even though you kinda want to go to sleep

there all conditions met. enjoy watching pretty pictures with pretty music while you slowly drift away into dreams

It's fucking excellent and you're a retard
You completely missed the point, off yourself

My fav one.

That sentence is proper, but yours isn't.

Music one yes, climax? did you even watch?

Typical sinkai, you probably just watch KnN and Tenki

>cake notices kid is a footfag, has some fun with it since she's bored
>kid asks to make her some shoes, works extremely hard to make the perfect shoes
>rumours at school, kid gets beat up because he whiteknighted her
>movie implies she keeps contact with her ex, an older man
>gets rejected by the cake, she leaves town before letting him give her the shoes
Nah m8 those nuts are permanently purple and withered.

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It's comfy though, just the scenery and music carry it.

Kana Hana's best perfomance.

*ahem*

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You're just envious because your wife has hooves.

I've seen all of his stuff and it's the least worst out of them.

>Gets nuked in another town
Kek

I had to watch it at .83 speed.

Did you have a stroke mid-post?

The fuck was good about climax? I don't even remember what's the tone it's supposed to be, but knowing Shinkai it's some bittersweet shit. Are they even together or not after the end?

It's a shouting match between MCs.
They end up hugging it out.

I mean, some people really like feet.

Wait, isn't it shinkai? So what the hell did you expect?

Those are some comfy requirements

>Garden of Blueballs 2
>years pass and MC still masturbates furiously to her feet, tried having a girlfriend but had to think of sensei's feet to get it up
>it's winter instead of raining season this time, MC finally moves to her town and chases after her, they start meeting when it snows and things kick off again
>she's in her thirties now, he seems more mature too but suddenly spergs out and says he'll make her the comfiest pair of socks that ever existed and she agrees with a laugh
>weeks pass and the expected day is near, he'll gift her his magnum opus, propose, and they'll live happily ever after
>''sorry, my husband got a promotion in Tokyo so I'm moving back there, seems I won't be meeting with you here again''
>first time he ever heard she was married as she still never talked about her private life, MC gets a peck on the cheek as goodbye and goes home to soak his tears in her finished fluffy socks
Shinkai did it again guys, so bittersweet and poetic, 10/10!

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>misunderstanding the movie this much
Stop writing, you're embarrassing yourself.

I'm just shitposting m8, I enjoyed the movie. Not that there's much to misunderstand, it's just a light romance about healing and finding support.