SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC LOSER BITCH

What programming language does her corporate overlord make her use? I never paid attention to it beyond them hardcoding fruit variables.

Some fork of C(not really).
Which has 1:1 parity with the core language of magic.

*Butch

kobayashi is my wife

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and that's a good thing!

>SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC LOSER BITCH..
One of us; one of us.

Python

How dare you insult Kobayashi?!

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They asked him to make a romance manga and dragon maid is what he gave them, they didn't change anything.

But an alcoholic loser bitch who won't get S2

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They specifically asked him for a typical "Boy meets girl" romance too. He made something totally different, and they chose to serialize it anyway.

Wizard

That's literally what I said

Just like me!

I went further and stated it was specifically straight they asked for, to further shit on user's "They changed a straight story from Cool" theory.

wow she's just like me

That's why she has Tohru to help her when she needs it.

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Dude, she was just promoted, she's actually very successful.

Fact: there is no better legal drug than alcohol.

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Pot is damn close to becoming fully legal.

>Pot as a whole is better than alcohol.
>Cant tolerate smoke in any form.
At least I have the brownies, I guess.

That's beyond the point tho, post fat dragons

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>post fat dragons
will do

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>LOSER BITCH
She has a daughter, a maid wife, and many dragon friends thank you very much

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SHE DRINKS AND SMOKES AND STROKES AND CHOKES ON DICK

Call me when I can buy pot in the supermarket without restrictions.
That shit isn't even decriminalized yet.

It is where I live

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They'll sin tax the shit out of it at that point. But of course, that really is how this will all end for pot.

What country? Whatever it is, I can laugh at you.

They certainly tax the shit out of alcohol. How much uses of ethanol that don't involve drinking are ruined by the high taxes or the need to denature it?

your wife is cute

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Chadfornia in Burgerland

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Insecure

>can support two dragons and a big apartment on one salary
Fuck this gay earth and fiction reminding me of my poverty

>gif

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So anime or manga version?

Yes.

>living in California
I'm sorry, user.

I don't believe that they sell pot in the supermarket there, though.

The only people who dislike California are /pol/tards. Otherwise I get to smoke weed, drink beer, eat food of a bunch of different cultures, and enjoy goberment benefits like cheap healthcare

But no they don't sell pot at the supermarket because it's not legal at a federal level

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anime>manga

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>makes more money than every state that hates it combined
>keeps them all afloat by covering their losses
>benefits more from right-wing economic policies than red states, despite hating those policies
>home of choice for the wealthy elite, left or right

Sounds like a pretty chad state to me.

Is this the only Kyoani show that didn't reuse the K-On face?
Did the character designer responsible survive the fire?

>flooded with poop in the streets, only 2nd to India
>flooded with border-hopping thirdworlders enabled by the jews
>dwindling white minority

Sounds like the third world to me.

inb4 I get banned for posting the truth, again.

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As someone who moved to Cali from another state I can safely say California is great. The worst thing about it is that housing is terrible because of boomer infrastructure not accounting urban sprawl and all the wild fires be we have because of global warming. The only people who complain about it are Fudd's who can't won AR 15's with 30 round magazines and don't want to pay taxes that benefit the cities and put of the wild fires that effect their property

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>Hetfaggot niggers actually believe this

Can we go back to chorogons?

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> all the wild fires be we have because of global warming.

No cucktard, you have wildfires cause your cuck state goverment does not comprehend ecology. You actually need to burn the underbrush down in the controlled fires to prevent wildfires. Non-retarded goverments do that. Fucking native americans were doing that in the pre-Columbus times. Cali goverment, however, went full muh untouched nature and let their forests turn into fire hazards due to neglect.

Also, global warming isn't real, fuck off to /x/ with your religious beliefs.

>the fed owns 45.8% of California's land
>global warming isn't real
The state of /pol/

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Her little friend was cute.

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Holy shit, so many autists have no concept of shitposting, this is tragic. Should've put more xD and ayy lmao into greentext for their benefit.
The serious point is that Kobayshi is a "write a man, pretend it's a woman" type of shit, similar to how traps are "draw a woman, pretend it's a man." And it's done mostly because no one would believe in the male MC who doesn't immediately fuck Tohru, even though their relationship has nothing to do with sex, and their respective genders are irrelevant for the story.

> inb4 subhuman /u/ brains can't comprehend love that doesn't involve rubbing of the genitals.

Shitpost, heh

> Bearded man in the sky is real, pay the priest to forgive your sins.
> Global warming is real, pay the UN bureaucrat to forgive your carbon emissions.

Imagine being an npc who actually believes either of that.
Have you ever tried to question things you believe and search for proofs of their validity, npc-kun?

>shitposting
The point is to tell you to fuck off, no one wants your shitposts

>I don't understand how math and chemistry work so I'm going to point figures and and deny things I don't understand

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Lmao seriously go back please

>Also, global warming isn't real

Sure thing mate, god is real, earth is flat, and capitalism is a good system. I really love how easy is to spot a brainlet - they all hate science.

>Have you ever tried to question things you believe and search for proofs of their validity, npc-kun?
You first, useful idiot.

Seriously, can everyone stop so we can go back to dragon maid?

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>Come to thread expecting drunk Kobayashi
>Get people praising the unrelenting hellhole that is cali
>Get some /pol/tard complaining about brown people
>Climate change denial

I just want fat dorogons and cute programmers you fuckers can't do anything right.

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Everyone falling for cheap bait makes it hard to have a decent thread. Now we have an angry dragon on our hands.

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Here have official dragon areola

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Post pics of Kobayashi's tight bubble butt!

Be the change you want to see in the world, user.

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You're on the wrong website.

Or maybe you're on the wrong board

No, I'm also on the wrong website.

delete this

Imagine attempting to be morally superior when you literally want to get cucked by a woman

I will make a difference

Nah, when threads degenerate they're supposed to end up with the finer points of the U.S's nuclear capabilities, the validity of objectivity in art, or how many nendos a human being could reasonably fit in their ass.

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Something for everyone.

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STOP

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Both of you really need to stop being faggots

wow LEWD

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Giving Lucoa's spinoff to a fat-fetish artist was a huge mistake.

California is a terrible place for actually endemic issues within the governance and people and not for the made up reasons he lists. Go jerk each-other off on /pol/

Has there been any news about S2 after the fires? I need more Kobayashi in my life

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>actually endemic issues within the governance and people
I'll agree with that much at least

From what I've seen, part of S2 was recovered after the fire, but we still lost key staff to what made Dragon Maid so great

Info on Kyoani has been kind of thin on the ground. Where's a good source if I want to keep tabs on their developments? If they cancel the project I hope they at least release the partial work as an extra on something.

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Hot bothered butts are great.

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>SHE'S AN ALCOHOLIC LOSER BITCH..
Yet she still gets more tail than OP ever will.

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>Where's a good source
Unironically learn nip. A lot of information doesn't get disseminated to the west and I can't find the source about the S2 recovery so don't take it to heart

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why is her mouth so big

We've gotta give her Kobayashis to calm her down.

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>Imaginationlets have no idea
>Doesn't realize I self insert as Kobayashi
I can imagine the touch of a woman's skin under my fingers. The taste and texture of her lips. The gentle differing softness of her breasts. I can imagine the heat from her body and the sensation of bed sheets against my back.
Zoomers will never understand the power of apex imagination.

still better than females I work with
at least Kobayashi does her work properly

Goddammit, I'm language retarded and can't even learn spanish like hell I'm going to be able to learn moon.

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Que pena su vida, señor Anónimo ;_;

See if this helps.

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If Kyo can't do the next season what other studio could? Madhouse maybe? They do such a wide array of shows they'd have some experience with the mix of slice of life and dragon fire.

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I heard she grows a dick?

She can't even hide she's so fat

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Why did she get hot again?

She's all worked up thinking about shopping for Kobayashi.

I think learning nip was easier than trying to learn another western language
-Native English speaker here

Her tail is ugly and probably tastes terrible

Did you use /djt/?

No, I should to keep up with it. I took classes durning college
It’s pretty good if you’re a lazy fuck.

Assembly

> 1:1 parity with the core language of magic
That is Lisp. Stop lying on the internet.

it's "cokes and chokes on dick" my friend. of course I will not chide you harshly, given your impeccable taste.

It must be hard for Tohru having to control herself near Kobayashi

Tooru demands more Kobayashi

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This should cheer her up.

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Heh

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>Native English speaker here
Whatever you say, radeej.

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I wanna fug _Elma

The sweetness and creaminess of dragon tial is nothing but chaos propaganda.

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Why is this dumb chorogon so ghei?

How could she not be?

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To be fair, Tohru is a market genius who knows everything about smart grocery buying, but I guess knowing a really obtuse programming language pays really well.

One last neko.

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Elma's sashimi would be out of this world.

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I want anime nekobayashi

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It would be shit like her horn everyting she does.

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How does a tail fit in there?

Magic.

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Well yeah, that's what a target audience insert looks like.

Here you go, you delicate little flower.

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So the tail is a continuation of her entire torso going down between the legs, huh? It's less a tail and more like a snake that grew legs and ass cheeks in the middle of it.

I want to be impregnated by Kobayashi-san!!!

And I'm a non-alcoholic loser bitch, what's your point?

Again, user, it's fucking magic. There is no rational rationale for how it works. Looking for a consistent one, especially with COOL drawing her, is a waste of time.

Dial8

>no gun rights to speak of

>implying god being real is anti science

I CLAIM ELMA

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It's almost scary how similar I am to her.

hair down Kobayashi is best Kobayashi

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>Bottom right
She's beautiful.

Bright, busty, trusting, huge oral cravings - if I could afford to feed her, she'd be perfect.

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Bed head Kobayashi is my favorite. That's kinda hair down.

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I hate this series
because it makes me hate and realize how lonely my life is.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Even she'll admit that she ties one too many on now and then.

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Best possible Kobayashi is bedheaded, sauced, AND horny (the rarest of all).

I don't drink though

Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Mommy

>AND horny
I wonder if she did feel Tohru up that night. It would help explain why Tohru expects her to get physically affectionate.

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You might as well, what with being a loser bitch and all.

Reminder that that scene was only possible because of this bastard.
Think about it, what if the guy was a decent boss?
Kobayashi would have just have a decent everyday life. So only because of him, its that Kobayashi got totally wasted that one night, missed her train stop and wandered into the mountains.
It's because of him that she found Tohru, it's because of him that Tohru didn't die alone, cold and cursing everything, it's because of him that Tohru got a second chance. Hell, following that line of thought, Kanna would have probably starved to dead over here since noone would just adopt her easily without Tohru explaining her stuff.

So lets hear those apologies, Yea Forums

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actually it was gravity

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no

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You have excellent taste, Tohru

you could just say it boiled down to kobayashi overworking herself and losing track of herself with work which made her drink too much and miss the bus.

fug kobayashi :DDD

>tfw legal weed in my city in january
shits gonna be great

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>Lucoa confirmed for large areolas
spinoff is great

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And she wouldn't have had any reason to overwork herself if not for her shitty boss.

>spinoff is great
Spinoff sucks.

Because cutebayashi is cute

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Kobayashi saved her life, while flipping off the gods; partied with her; complimented her rack; and offered her a place to stay. That's foreplay for a chaos dragon.

Tohru please

>tfw no magical blanket

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If Lucoa would stop literally smothering Shouta with affection, he'd soon come to realize just how lucky he is.

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If Kobayashi isn't your favorite character you don't know shit about anime.

How did Kobayashi make it back to her apartment and why didn't Tohru go with her?

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I don't think that it's been stated. My head canon is that Tohru flew her there, then went back to the forest to think over Kobayashi's offer.

Walking drunk through an area you have even vague directional knowledge of is really easy. You can more or less black out and let your legs carry you home since you already know the way, are doing something active enough to stay awake, and aren't going to crash a car into someone. I used to do it for 4+ miles a lot. As long as you don't sober up during the walk it's pretty fun.

Tohru would have tossed in "complete with dick" to that description.

That's cool, not Tohru

What about the Tohru not comming along part?

I don't think the target audience of that spinoff cares about anything else.

Yeah dude the state where it's a misdemeanor to knowingly give somebody HIV is awesome

Go back

I'm pretty sure she had already decided

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You sure about that?

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she needs to lay off the booze

>I'm pretty sure she had already decided
That's before she saw what a mess Kobayashi's apartment was.

Don't blame Tohru for the shit that COOL's dick makes her do

Gee, exploring this part of her character more would have made great content for season one- Too bad we had to make room for 6 episodes of the same boob joke wtih Kotta and Not-Waver-Velvet.

I guess the Director wanted to take his time with the series and save the good stuff for season 2... Let's all try to learn from that decision.

You've just decided that no character has any motivation, user; it's all just the author's desires. That's fine as long as you never ascribe motivation to any other character in any medium.

reminder that COOL is a shotacon
reminder that COOL has a diaper fetish
reminder that lucoa has a spell that makes you have to pee

So if COOL suddenly decides that Tohru kills Kobayashi just because she's bored that's ok with you?

Sure.

Unironically Python.

Why the fuck would you care about some dumb lesbians when you could have a literal god?

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That's what Tohru is for

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The dumb lesbians actually have a personality

The events of Dragon Maid are actually Tohru's hallucination before she dies on the mountain and Kobayashi is the angel that guides her to the afterlife.

I have some disturbing news about that goddess, user.

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Senko-san suck unbelievable dragon dick it's so unwatchable and boring. Only fags who need to feel like they're not lonely watch that shit unironically.

Tohru should've killed, him, he served his pupose.

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I guess it makes sense she only went that far since this one is a chick. The original did go so far as to bang the sister.

CUTE

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Also, Tohru can turn her scales into chairs, magic is just dumb

>Kobayashi is my light
Oh no

Why does that matter?

thank god for lucoa, she's a normalfag deterrent of this series.

She would never have that butt with her sedentary life.

I need a gif of them laughing in loop

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>Official nudity is ALWAYS best nudity.
Fight me on this.

This is now a cutebayashi thread

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and her kouhai thread

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>state held together by welfare
>has to import water from neighboring states for agriculture
>rural regions hate SoCal and want to break off to make the State of Jefferson
>taxes taxes taxes
>restrictions on pretty much everything

Yeah, sounds like a wonderful place to live

Where do I find a woman like Kobayashi but not a lesbian

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It's a shame that's what lucoa becamw

Every Rural region of a state wants to break off from the Urban region and make their own state. None of those hicks seem to understand that the cities pay for them to live. At this point the only thing keeping small farmers alive are subsidies, they are just too inefficient to be competitive.
But this is very off-topic.

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Cringe

At a bar, probably