Symphogear XV

At least Maria never jobbed THIS badly!

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MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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There's still time.

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>Literally the same OP image/filename as the last time
I don't know how you managed it but you somehow became more pathetic than ACK, bluescreenfag

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At least ACK has the excuse of being actually, diagnosably insane. This is just some retarded attentionwhore.

How did she survive this?

Maria can't even die properly.

I like Chris.

I don't like Chris.

SHE TURNS WEAKNESS INTO STRENGTH!

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Why do they keep doing this to poor sweet Miku?

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Based

She is the toughest tomato.

AND the sweetest.

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Did Symphogear avoid introducing an Excalibur relic on purpose, to avoid Fate parallels?

Airgetlahm doubles as the Claimoh Solais which is also possibly Excalibur.

I've heard Mjolnir appeared in the XD Mobage. Is that true?

TSUBASA! Im so glad you're back. I wanted to chase after you but I was under house arrest. It wasn't bad, I actually had a really great time with my dad. How are you?

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Fuck I actually miss ACK at this point

With a broken spine. Wheelchair Maria next episode.

Don't worry, Maria. I can push you around..has this hill always been here?

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I can't believe my cute wife Millaarc got fucking zapped by Godmiku!

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>"This was just like that time you were angry at me all the time. Do you remember, Tsubasa? You were all edgy and sad because Kanade died, how time flies"

how can we defeat giga fudo

Give Tsubasa hugs.

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What's the context of that pic anyways

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>Give Tsubasa fugs

What will Nana do after Symphogear finishes?

Keep on being Nana.

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Shem-ha will send him to purgatory next episode.

>this is a 40 year old

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>Tomorrow is the release date of the 6th edition of “Senki Zesshou Symphogear XV” character song CD, Tsubasa Kaze (CV # Nana Mizuki)
>Please listen carefully after watching XV latest story # 09…
>twitter.com/SYMPHOGEAR/status/1168737970016247808

B-side soon

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I will post this every thread until they dock.

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>B-side soon
Please be a happy song.

Why would a b-side ever be a happy song?

user...

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It's going to be a song mourning her brother-father, isn't it?

And Nana's real dad.

Honestly if she can walk right after both being hit in the back and landing on tree with it, that would mean she really was hiding her power level this whole time

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Superior slavic genes.

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It was cuz she got punched in the butt

Tsubasa abducted her "best friend" so a good punch to the face is in order.

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Tsubasa's B-side should be about her imagining doing butt stuff with Maria.

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Tsubasa was mind controlled and used. She deserves only kindness and forgiveness.

>Friendship with Hibiki is over

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If she can forgive Maria for kidnapping Miku while in her right mind she can forgive Tsubasa for doing it while mind controlled.

Maria's shorts always look like they're ready to explode.

Submit.

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She's so well-rounded.

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Pottery all over the season

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Maria saved Miku that one day

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Yes and then she kidnapped her on the orders of a psychopath.

Hibiki is the true villain.

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Tsubasa taught her well.

my favorite post

what a fatty

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what's her problem?

She's allergic to dogs.

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Maria isn't fat, that picture is misleading!
Maria always eats nutritious and balanced meals!
Eating a healthy diet with Maria!

It's an edit of a goblin slayer meme

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Maria's fat ass.

Beam to the heart is how they say hello in godspeak. Cutting you in half is a handshake.

The beam being interrupted in front of wolf while still continuing behind her really bugs me.

>Why would a b-side ever be a happy song?
>Happy Birthday no Uta
Literally has happy in the name.

and maria

Dess played you like a damn fiddle.

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what

I want Shem-Miku's happy song.

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How will Chris carry the team this time?

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Shirabe's is absolutely precious.

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How long until the next episode? I swear each week is getting longer and longer.

9 days.

Hero*

A god can't know happiness.

I still can't believe Ver literally saved the world.

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Maria being a complete failure makes her hotter honestly.

She saved the sword and certainly will comfort her as well. She can't be a failure after that

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Happy Smile Vacation too.

Maria may seem like she's a perpetual loser, she might be a perpetual cry baby scardy cat, she might be awkward and clumsy and it might seem like she almost never does anything right. But "Almost" doesn't mean "Always" and that one time Maria will come through, that one time when it's the most important for her to succeed when you need her more than anything? That's when she'll succeed. And that one victory will be worth more than every small one combined.

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Maria tops.

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People overplay the "maria is a jobber" thing. She's almost as competent as the other gears.

The animators have fun with it too.

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Cats > Dogs

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Sorry, pets with a neuron count lower than a parrot can't develop proper affection.

Bird

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Are you saying that cats cant display affection?

Miku is S.

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Love is a lower basal function in childrearing and pair bonding animals and doesn't actually need any higher cognitive ability

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How is possible that she was hit in the back and landed on the tree with it?
Did she transformed in a spinning top?

What do you mean how was it possible? It would be weirder if she didn't spin.

>Did she transformed in a spinning top?
Fucking Maria, stealing people's techniques again.

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Its strange she didn't hit the dirt face first and instead did a half turn and flew forward like twelve feet.

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fat

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LIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
LIVE YOUR LIFE NOW
YOU CAN LIVE FREELY

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based

Elf9 cover when?

Cabbage cut in half

It sucks that Chris has such big tits on a tiny body but will probably never allow a man to touch her sexually.

she is the only straight person there. if any of the geahs is getting a man. it would be chris

Sure it's precious, but "comforting your suicidal soulmate" still isn't happy.

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Can she forgive men for what they did to her though?

It's not HAPPY HAPPY, no, but the idea that no matter what she'll always be there for Kiri even if Kiri herself doesn't realize it is sweet. It's the second side to Kiri's tragedy. Dess sings that she wants a family, Jii sings that she already has one.

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Nyaaa

Maria would be a good mother.

I love these cute dorks.

to tsubasa

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Part of being a good mother is aborting defective children, but Kirika is still around.

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Maria loves sword wing.

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She did it with her own cape first

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It sad that Edgebiki only show up in the game

Normal Bikki should put her dikki in EdgeBikki's ass.

Edgebikki works so well for some reason. I haven't even played the game and I love her just from all the fanart I've seen.

i miss her

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I think we need a male love interest.

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Abe can't beat Nana.

What's going on here

Not me.

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Nana is a higher power

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she looks older than abe

Dogs are soulless creatures.

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Go suck Abe's dick some more, Fudo.

Back to r/dogfree

You first, redditor.

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How has the Japs on 2chan reacted to Noble Dead? Always curious about their reactions compared to ours.

I don't remember where it's from, probably some doujin or art or something, but in fanon it's said that "nakayoshi" ("good friends", "getting along") is HibiMiku's codeword for sex.
Here EdgeBikki's Miku is saying it repeatedly to main Miku (or the other way around? not sure).

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they stood up and started clapping

i think shirabe and dess are more useless than maria

I couldn't find anyone cheering like in Yea Forums, just surprised or dismayed. There were some "AAAAAAA"s in the live watch, but not as many as Tsuaba's dad's ded.
The weirdest experience are the geah artists who focus on villains and weekly Noble Red stuff, half seems to have moved on to Shem-Ha the other half is either silent or did some Noble Red stuff, one in particular seemed distressed and said how everything it sucked (not quality wise)

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DMJii is a faggot.

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Yup. Dess is just that dense, not even realizing Shirabe's been there for her all this time.

Hating on gear characters is literally an Yea Forums only thing.

Maria is still alive because of DMJii.

>one in particular seemed distressed and said how everything it sucked
Very nice.

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Well that's what happens when you focus so much on what you lost, you don't realize how much you have. Not that the loss isn't meaningful, but with time Kiri will realize she wasn't ever truly alone.

See you next week

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Wheelchair mom, just like mom

Is Genjuro a virgin?

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Of course

Maria isn't American.

It's definitely a believable path for Hibiki to take given all the shit she had piled on her after the concert.

It's main -> edge

Ave Maria, is there anything she can't do?

Because she's a comic relief character.

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this girl is named murakumo isn't she

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Much like Dante From The Devil May Cry Series it's a source of his strength.

Las chicas de Zababa

Ah, Miku is staring at me with incredible despise!

Chris, Shirabe and Kirika shouldn't be blasted for not having some hamfisted drama just to keep them in the highlight. Too bad Geah can't have SOL anymore.

Genjuro should marry Chris

yeah the complaints are just wrong, episodes 1-5 were LITERALLY The DmJii Show Featuring Some Dumb Plot In The Background Or Something

MY MURAKUMO

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Hey! Noble Red has a name you know?

WOOOOOOOOOOAH
WOAAAAAAAAAH
WOAAAAAAAAAA

Silence Liberal

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OMAE TO!

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Every episode should be the DMJii show featuring some dumb plot in the background or something.

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He's her dad.

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Is Symphogear the Devil May Cry of anime?

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Not yet... it's not over yet...

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damedame mahou shoujo when

I am betting we will actually see a reboot screen if Vanessa makes it

Yes, and?

Yes. The lyrics kick in during the S ranked action.

Maria no, she just lost her dad. You can't just force these things.

I want this picture but with S1 cast looking at XV shit

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If all three come back then noble red will be on track for the redemption arc. If it's any number less than 3 but higher than zero it will be a revenge arc.

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Someone post that Spanish power ranking.

Maria's ass can explode on my face any time of the day.

Just watched Tenki no Ko. I couldn't have but link its plot and the 2 main characters to Symphogear. Does Hibiki have it in her to pull such a manly choice, though?

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Cursed images

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One thing I don't like about the series is how boring the noise are as mooks. I only liked the fights involving them when Hibiki was brutalizing them in S1.
Also the one that's just a bannana, I like that one. And these guys.

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>Adam above Finé
AAAAAH, YAMATE FINÉ-SAMA

They are style fodder but when you think about it if you don't deal with them quickly they can still do damage

Adam would destroy Finé

They should spam them less or make them aggressive more often. Sometimes they just stand around which isn't good. Still okay overall.

blessed image

grape-kun was the best

>Adam would destroy Finé
>Every alchemist say they were hiding until Finé got Igalima'd

I guess you find her less hot now.

Fine (dragón rojo de Apocalipsis) could probably beat him

Started watching the show and realized what user says. Maria being a failure is a mostly a meme.

It's unlikely we will get two revivals. So this leaves us with a few scenarios
>All dead
Lol, gratz on being the first villain who goes out on a whimper.
>One alive
It can only be Vanessa I think, she will be broken for sure, as shitty as they are, Noble Red really cares about each other. I feel like she would be more broken than vengeful.
>Three alive
I doubt they will come back in status quo position. So it's either three monsters, or two monsters and Vanessa

Maria won Tsubasa's heart! Maria shines brightly!

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Isn't Finé beating Adam the reason he lost Tikki and had to put his plan on hold for a few hundred or so years?

Adam would destroy the 3 Alchemists though, he was beating up 6 geahs

Either alchemists got better over time or losing Tikki was enough for Adam to go back to sleep

>two monsters and Vanessa
Vanessa having to put down her former comrades who have become full fledged monsters would be kino.

Vanessa alive is 99%, the other two are unlikely

or they do some muh alchemy stuff and combined into some heaping pile of monstrosity

I just hope she's not a cripple now

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>The real humanity were the friends we made along the way (to the terrorist attack on an idol show)

A bit boring since it doesn't do anything with noble red's personality

I wonder how they create that docking sound effect.

It's okay because their actions were driven by AI DESU YO.

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It baffles me this scene is an obscure reference to a book

I miss Kanade

Noble Red will come back in Symphogear 2 as the main villians.
And DMJii our intrepid heroines will need to stop them from their dastardly plan of stealing the world's ketchup supply, thereby saving BBQs for everyone.

And Maria.

>Symphogear:American saturday cartoon edition

>Symphogear 2
That was 13 season ago

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>geah artists who focus on villains and weekly Noble Red stuff
link please

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>Huh, so this really is Senki Zesshō Symphogear XV Create a history, with the light God could not know"
Fused Noble Red's last words have touched me deeply.

where is the new sakimori

Man can you believe that it's been 50 years and we are now watching 15th season of Symphogear? Crazy

Tsubasa sucks.

BRAVO
R
A
V
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>The moment the trumpets drop on Kukulkan's song

>Hikari's attacks all reference magical girl openings
Are we finally getting Exterminate attack card? Her voice actor is one of Nana's clones after all

Kirika's self-esteem is too low for her to think she's that important to anyone, even Shirabe.

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On Marias fat cat tats

>fairy queen pose Maria
>swatted like a fly
Pottery.

Bully the sword
Humiliate the sword
Break the sword

MEEK-SAN IKENAI

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You know what? Maria's hairstyle is worse than Tsubasa's. Is she trying to be a cat or something? It may work for a young girl but god damn she's an old hag.

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Weirdly enough, I'd actually watch this.

A sexy old hag.

Useless little shit.

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Which one?

Chris

Carol is totally joining the next battles.

I actually feel bad for Shirabe coz all her songs are practically screaming her love for Kirika, and Kirika doesn't even realize.

She's not even a cake yet.

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DMJii+Carol adventures when

I miss her bros...

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Maria is cool.

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and so cute!

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>That time they used Synchrogazer AND Vitalization together

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Fuck off she's 13 and she's perfect with that hairstyle.

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Kirika knows, she just doesn't knows exactly how much Shirabe loves her. See their G fight
>Don't say you love me! I love you more!
At least she's aware of both of their feelings at some level unlike another certain idiot.

>Shem-Ku sees Vanessa survived her attack
>Decides to take the head with her and leave the rest
What's her plan?

>mfw Ver slapped the useless out if Maria
What a nice guy.

I love poochie

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Sher need to rock that long thicc braid like a true slav woman should

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I want to bury my face between her sweaty and smelly milkies.

Mind break Hibiki

I want to sink my teeth into them.

why does Yea Forums pretend to hate maria?

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To trigger true Maria fans. Obviously.

>tfw vamp chan didn't get the chance to scratch the inside of Miku's womb and lick her bloody pussy

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Kiri sadly thinks her worth is in her ability to save Shirabe and thats something they do in GX where Dess gets really mad because Shirabe trying to protect her worthless self could get hurt which means Dess failed her only duty and purpose.
They fight a bit and then they both realize they dont see each other as weak but as someone they cant stand to see hurt but then Dess again goes a bit too far and goes even more suicidal in AXZ to protect her real family even if shes not aware of how that.

We want her to be the sweetest tomato

one tough thing i feel is that.. is Miku going to lose Shenshou Jing (again)? I wish she could keep it this time.

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"I just think it's kinda neat"
- Shem-Ha. 2045AD

Imagine how sweet this tomato is now

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We dont do that anymore

She's fun to bully. I actually like Maria a lot. Fourth favorite geah, after Chris, Dess and Bikki.

Carol>Elf9

shem-ha will sing another song of darkness then hibiki will exorcise her which seamlessly transitions into a duet then miku will join with all the others in the final attack in the next episode

this
its just funny but i love Maria and her slapping sword and saving her just fucked up my geah rating because now i cant really decide how to rate them because i dont have a least favorite one

Right, we hate her for real.

She'll also keep Elsa's bag of tailplugs and Millarc's big hands.
A goddess needs to decorate her room with trophies after all.

Austin, you are the only person who thinks "ack" is real. You are the only person who says the name. You are the only one who cares so much about trying to force your "memes" as they are literally all you have in your life so you refuse to give it up.

You will never be an "epic troll" and no one will ever even like you. In real life, or on this site.

How sad.

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What would you do to her?

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>Shem-Ku presents the head to Hibiki
>Hey you wanted to befriend her, right? There you go.

Tie her up in Tsubasa's bed.

HE DID IT BABY LAST ACTION HERO SAVED US ALL AGAIN

Release her and tell her where to find Tsubasa.

Untie her and give her some hot cocoa.

>tying up someone wearing powered armor with ordinary rope
uh???

i would tell her to take that shit off

I would fluff her hair.

I would fluff her.

Sssshh! You're ruining her surprise for Tsubasa!

it's magic rope

Alca-rope.

I'M GOING TO DO IT

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You'll fail.

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Yes.

Whe; will we see Maria in her casual XV clothes? We only saw her rocking it in the OP

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Carol=Elf9, literally.

STOP BULLYING

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>pink Chris

It's just the impotent crying of retarded children. Pay it no mind.

I want to bully Maria romantically

now put a cute cat collar on her

>miku starts singing what looks like her song
>in the middle of the song Gungnir starts playing the music along with SSJ and hibiki starts singing
>UNISON DATTO
>

Tsubasa does without even realizing it.

What the hell is up with her skirt?

It's fashion.

This kills the Maria.

okay guys, i keep seeing these threads and have no idea what this anime is.
is this anime that good? why?

It's like one long piece of cloth wrapped around her hips

No it's not good. However it is very entertaining.

That was more disturbing than I expected.

It is Symphogear. That is all.

pretty good anime if you remove maria

Unironically anime of the decade

Tsubasa is in dire need of human contact, and I will keep bullying Maria until she gives it to her.

Yeah, that's how skirts usually work.

Was for

Symphogear would be such a generic show without her.

I bet she wears it like that because it makes it easy for her to flash her panties. Indecent hag.

Skirts don't usually overlap itself like that

but why? what can i expect to see if i begin watching?

Late-night anime isn't art, it's entertainment.
If a piece of entertainment is entertaining, by definition that means it's good.

Symphogear.

You liar. You know you'll keep bullying her regardless.

it's okay
s1 is the worst

Shit.
It's shit.
Don't bother watching.
And most importantly of all, don't come back too our threads ever again.

gay dykes

If she delivers, I promise I'll try to be gentler.

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>s1 is the worst

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Bikki dikki.

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Symphogear is a fun trashy show.

>he does not know Symphogear
HERESY

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You never learn.

Being entertaining is itself an art-form.
Besides, if a piece of turd can be literally art.

I dunno I just found it boring, adding more girls in the next season helped a lot

>trashy
See yourself out, it's just honest in being over the top.

its yuri? forreal?

Fun things.

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Stop writing like a retard.

Love. The high impact kind

It's just subtext

No, it's shit.
Fuck off.

Don't you ever get tired of shitposting?

Watch if for Maria. That's all.

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Yes. It's the most sincere anime of the last decade. No deconstruction bullshit, no trying to be ironically bad, just a pure love letter for the medium, but without being a lazy recycling of old tropes. Also, lesbians fighting in power armor while singing.

I'll watch Maria's pink butthole very closely.

He's not wrong though, retard

It's cheesy, not trashy.

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>commie

I miss him.

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Tsubasa's album is out.

>hating on commie

also the other subs didn't sub the songs

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So what is her B-side about this time? Her dead old dad? Kanade again? Maria?

>lesbians fighting in power armor while singing.
gonna go ahead and pass

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>this is a guy

>this is a girl
...

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Ain't anime grand.

Goodbye. You won't be missed.

>this is a girl
No that is a sword.

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Only when it benefits her.

That would have been such a boring anime if the animation wasn't nonstop candy for the eyes. How did it get such amazing quality?

dumb straightfag

Mangaka got the staff he wanted for the anime.

>is a guy
was a guy. alchemy is one step short of magic, Cag and Prelati became biological females

At least he's not as bad as the guy spamming Elf9 singing posts.

And a sentinel. And a wing. And sometimes, when the stars align and she lets her guard down, a girl.

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>No deconstruction bullshit
That was S1, though. Back when Symphogear tried to be the new Madoka.

>but without being a lazy recycling of old tropes
this is the show where you had a spirit bomb in s1 and also s3

>No deconstruction bullshit
Stop user, you'll make Kaneko cry.

That's a dumb meme and it's based on absolutely nothing but the fact that S1 was edgier than your average mahou shoujo. There's nothing 'deconstructive' about S1, it's exactly what it portrays itself as.

Kill yourself, bluescreen spammer.

now that was cringe

>Back when Symphogear tried to be the new Madoka.
a little bit but not really, having similar elements to Madoka doesn't make it a copycat. I don't think you could confidently say that S1 was ever trying to deconstruct the magical girl genre

Thanks, I try.

Bat girl deserved a slower far more painful death. You know, the kind that would have her screaming "I'm Sorry! I'm Sorry!" just before the end.

pervert

Symphogear is full of old tropes, dummy. Nobody said it wasn't.

I hope we at least made your first month on Yea Forums a bit more interesting.

>lesbians fighting in power armor while singing.
It's not full power armor, not yet. I'm waiting for the day when magical girl with mecha elements does a full loop and goes back to mecha.

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Hasn't this happened multiple times already?

just by existing Millarc inflames the autism of hundreds of anons. how does she do it?

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Isn't that Nanoha manga that everybody hates exactly that?

Nah.
Killed like some kind of annoying insect it a perfectly fine end for her.

I don't know of any show or manga about girls wearing full body power armors with yuri overtones.

What I had in mind is basically Kamen Rider but with girls so not really.

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>but without being a lazy recycling of old tropes

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it's high effort recycling

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t-the fated couple?

Perfection.

Sure why not. Hibiki is a shitty girlfriend.

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if her boobs were bigger, she'd be perfect

TSUBASA'S NEW SONG IS UP ALREADY AND ITS GLORIOUS YOU FUCKERS

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Thanks for the heads up man. Now we need someone to translate the lyrics

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shriabe won't be useless when fine comes back

>just realized Milaarc is an anagram

They really aren't hiding that all the girls in this series are carpet eaters.

it's Miku's fault for not just confessing that she wants to be more than friends rather than expecting the Bwaka to understand her hints

it doesn't come out until the
>it's actually up
did a chinaman get an early copy or something?

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Chris and Fine are straight.

On it, you better pray that someone will be faster than me.

>it's Miku's fault
Nigger.

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Millaarc*

Godspeed

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time travel magic

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Is that song about her father?

youtube.com/watch?v=ePVJdev77Gw
>her dad died 10 years ago

>this name you gave me
it is fuck

her mom named her though

Hi, Droid.

You're right, my bad.

We knew Symphogear was in part Nana's biography since GX, how the fuck did people not predict the father would die?

Well, Nana's dad was actually her biological father, not her half-brother raising her.

>Symphogear is Nana's biography
>The dad, who supported her, died in her arms and gave her reassuring last words
Pick one

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By doughnutting established lolis.

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At least that's what we've been told.

End this meme

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kill yourself

People don't change hairstyle in Symphogear

hibiki's teacher is kinda hot

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God I wish that were me

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Sweet fuck, I see it now. Please say it isn't so.

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It's only been 2 years since S1, that girl is way taller and has a different haircut and eye color. It's a dumb fuckin meme.

lolis don't grow up that fast, especially since all the girls are underage except maria and chris (?)

To me it looked like the vampire'd girl was noticeably smaller than any of the gears. Her eyes and hair seem to be pretty close to the same color as well.
I dont believe its actually her but I can see why someone would think so.

I thought Tsubasa was 18.

Why the fuck did you reference Chris that is still in school and not Tsubasa?

Chris is underage by Japanese laws, since age of adulthood is twenty there.

This is how this show will end.

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>meme
Maria is high spec on paper but her personality severely hinders her performance, and thus the weaker DMJii have a better track record than her
She spent the entirety of G having zero agency and losing every fight while DMJii struggled for and against each other for reasons that weren't Ver or Mamu. In GX DMJii stepped up to save their senpai and defend the sub, actually fighting a doll instead of jamming immediately. They also helped Chris "defeat" Leiur while Maria just stood around for Phara. In AXZ, Maria only killed a hydra head and got wrecked by faustCag while DMJii went toe to toe with base alchemists and later blew up faustPrelatti. Let's not get into tomatoes. In XV, the only monster DMJii haven't dominated is robot, who shat all over Maria while Chris carried the fight. Her performance against godbaby is a meme now, and even when saving Tsubasa she gets kidney punched by Fudo.
She tries so hard though, she's one of the best characters and I fucking love her

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wholesome

she flawlessly blocked all of the bullets that would have killed civilians in the vanessa chase scene and did a chris combo attack to knock her down which i think is a victory

>!Akemi screeching and samefagging his own posts trying to spam about "ack"
>doesn't get his posts deleted
>telling !Akemi he's cancer
>banned within minutes
Don't you just love how literally insane Troid is and how consumed he is with protecting !Akemi, because !Akemi and Troid are both My Little Pony shipping cancer from tumblr.

It's insane how bad Yea Forums has gotten solely because of Troid.

Austin, you are the only person who thinks "ack" is real. You are the only person who says the name. You are the only one who cares so much about trying to force your "memes" as they are literally all you have in your life so you refuse to give it up.

You will never be an "epic troll" and no one will ever even like you. In real life, or on this site.

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Wrong, faggot.

Fucking cushions, how do they work.

What does this say, user?

Rank the geahs by what their likely grades are (or were in the case of hags)

I don't see any scans and the only site where I found the lyrics this early is region-locked, so here you go:

あなたが風に変わった時の 涙まだ乾かない黄昏
瞳閉じる度に溢れてくる 想い出を偲ぶ

厳しく叱るあなたの声は 強く真っ直ぐで怖かった
曲がらない人の生き方 教えてくれたんだね

「夢を見続けること恐れるな」と叫んだ日
あなたの本当の優しさ やっとわかった
未熟なわたしでごめんね…

人は弱いから守るのではなくて
尊い強さがあるから守れると
あなたは最後の声で翼を授けた

あなたがつけたこの名前が
羽撃けなくならないように
包むような愛の風になってくれた

Lalalala夢へと Lalalala飛び立とう

姿はどこも似ていないのに 不器用なところは似ていたね
きっと何時の間にか その孤独な背を誇っていた

歌が好きだと言った時から 険しい言葉が多かった
夢を追う心構えを 伝えようとしたんだね

わたしも風になって あなたに会う日が来たら
今度はしっかりと「ありがとう」を
言えるくらいに 命の限り歌うよ

「サヨナラ」くらいは言い合える時間が
欲しかった…なんて想いが空に舞う
そんな姿見せたなら多分怒るよね…

もっと叱って欲しかった
もっと見守って欲しかった
なんて言わない…あなたが旅立てるように

人は弱いから守るのではなくて
尊い強さがあるから守れると
あなたは最後の声で翼を授けた

あなたがつけたこの名前の
通りに笑顔で生きること
それがきっとあなたの笑顔にもなると…

Lalalala愛され Lalalala愛した
Lalalala笑って Lalalala歌おう

Chris
Tsubasa
Maria
Hibiki
Shirabe
Kirika

I'd say Shirabe is smarter than Hibiki.

>Chris on top
>Shirabe second from the bottom
Shirabe is people dumb not book dumb

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Hibiki is a slacker who doesn't do her homework and she's not smart enough to get good grades without putting in effort. She's definitely behind Shirabe who's a good girl and does her homework.

SLOW AND STEADY

>「夢を見続けること恐れるな」と叫んだ日
Yup, unequivocally about her dadbro.

Chris showed her grades in GX's epilogue.

You forget that:
>DMJii barely won fights in G too. Kirika is the only one, she takes down an already injured Chris and wins against Shirabe. Maria takes agency near the end of G too, helping a lot
>everyone got buttblasted by the Faust alchemists which is shit. DMJii defeated one base alchemist while working together but Maria held 2 base alchemists while DMJii were lifting a plane
>Maria has yet to be the focus in XV

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>"They'll forgive us, right? We are cute."

I kinda expect Tsubasa to change her family name after this to cut all ties with Kazanari clan.

You focus only on the negative. Maria killed one life of a god serpent. Made an awesome combo with Chris both in AXZ and XV and even when Garie wished to die she wasn't going easy on her foes (not to mention her death condition applies to all the dolls). Lastly it's unfair to compare her single track record to two geahs fighting together.

You purposely ignores her accomplishments and what her real role in the team is. I wonder if you really like her.

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Despite my constant criticism of her, Maria can and does bring it on the regular. She will be the shoulder Tsubasa leans on while grieving. After all, barring her G fuckups, she's kept going despite losing her home, family, sister, Mamu, gear for a while, last action hero, and career

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Cadenzavna Tsubasa

There have been more good Kazanaris than bad ones so I don't see why she would do that. Would kinda be a big fuck you to Genjuuro

Don't doubts there are good Kazanaris but Fudo was on top for who knows how long pulling the leash on fucking everyone.

Fudou will probably die later, so that won't be necessary

DefenderZ Brand is Tsubasa's best song

Tomosato Tsubasa

I wonder if the gov't will want to arrest Tsubasa too, seeing how she was helping Fudou, even though mindcontrolled.

I'd like to see them try.

Nana sings Kaze no Anata ni too much like herself. I had the same feeling with Luminous Gate. It doesn't sound like Tsubasa anymore.

Nana is getting old and can't act anymore.

Nana is eternal

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Espada (alas) dorado

Season 1 is the only one I really liked, I feel like it depends on what you want from the show. Like for me I don't like the girls they added so everything involving them just took away time and attention from the characters I actually cared about. But if you just wanna see as many cute girls as possible singing and blowing shit up then I can see why it would be an upgrade from season 1.

Several B sides started having this issue from GX onwards.

>not liking DMJii
Sounds like you just have shit taste.

How can I unsee Topdad as Shaggy?

You don't, it's better that way.

Can you blame her? This song is about Nana's personal life too.

You can't.

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I love Chris!

I don't about this new song since I haven't listened to it, but Luminous Gate feels like Tsubasa to me.

Poor Bikki, she didn't inherit her looks from her mother.

What does it mean for a song to sound "too much like herself"? Nana's singing voice is Tsubasa's singing voice. I don't see any possible contradiction.

>you can't act while singing

I never liked the huge jump to deepbasa once AXZ came around. Someone said Nana did it because Tsubasa was an adult now, but I thought it might be a crutch.
Which would be weird because Nana is the best singer both in and out of character

I'm not sure what you're getting at. Are you talking about the songs as sung in the show, or as singles?

I love it personally because it just fits and its not like Tsubasa never did her moebasa voice in the show

I really wish Dr Ver the AI would come back for the final season. The final season just wouldn't be the same without him.

She's 17 in S1. She should already be in her adult voice when we first see her. Any change has to be diagetically justified in some other way.

Didnt her voice get deeper every season or two? Every in universe year?

I'd have to go back and compare. But assuming you're right, I'm just saying that deepening can't be naturally explained by her aging, given that she's a regular human. It can only be justified in-story by some other means, like a change in her personality causing her to shift registers [no computing pun intended there].

HIBIKE HIBIKE

God I want Nana to beat the shit our of me.

TSUTAE TSUTAE

HAAATO YO

What book was that referencing?

Honestly its not supposed to be real its supposed to be more like the, they are growing up and shes more mature now on top of the looks. Anime girls look the same from middle school to highschool so you know except her being taller or having longer hair whats there to do really.

Is this how a person with an accent tries to say Hibiki?

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Carmilla

UTAE UTAE

Well, breasts. JKs are usually bustier than JCs.

She stabs someone in the book?

True but past that point they have to do something without really changing her character too much and the voice is something she can do and its simple.
Also its not like she wouldnt do a deeper voice because shes trying to be super cool to impress Maria.

What's the odds we get Millaarc ryona/amputtee porn? This awoke something in me.

No, but her victim feels, among other things, a piercing sensation in her heart after being fed on. It's a bit of a stretch in my opinion, and could totally be a coincidence, but its an amusing one if so.

Its impressive Hibiki got Shim Ha to dress like that.

At the very end it will be revealed that the whole 5 seasons were Ver telling the story to his children.

Tsubasa got deep in GX already. Beyond the Blade is her deepest song

0% No one gives a shit about the subhumans.

Better than Fine getting any new porn.

Tsubasa likes singing in a deep voice

Hibiki did everything wrong.

My dick cares, and I'm sure it's not the only one.

Hibiki did her best while knowing nothing

SENKO

>This is my SAKIMORI voice

I don't like them as characters, I just want to see the campire getting roughed up.

Nana sings a lot "lighter" and upbeat than Tsubasa. Tsubasa voice feels more stable and stoic whereas Nana's voice moves a bit in pitch after each word? Not sure how to describe it but Kaze no Anata ni is noticeable more Nana than Tsubasa. It can't just be the song genre because Tsubasa in Angelic Remnant sounds very Tsubasa

What if Tsubasa's voice reverts back to her S1 voice now that she's forsaken the way of the Sakimori?

Can tyou name a song where you think this is an issue? I never felt that.

maybe its the feelings behind the song?
its probably really personal for them both.

DefenderZ Brand and Gekka Bijin lay on the low voice constantly. In Beyond you can still hear the higher voice, especially in the held aaaaa syllables
Disclaimer I know jack about singing

Might be cool, actually.

I never bother to check the exact range of each song, but Beyond the Blade really goes very far in both low and high notes. I'll check her songs for a more objective answer when I get home.

I dunno, I thought gekka bijin and shippu jinrai were quite a bit deeper than that.

Miku is the woman women are
Prelati is the man men are
Maria is the woman women want be
Cagliostro is the woman men want to be
Tsubasa is the man women want to be
Hibiki is the man men want to be

Wrong.
Tsubasa is a woman that women want (in bed)

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Only Maria. And Kanade.

>Decide to catch up with the ERNESTA show while waiting for Gear
>Catch up with the ERNESTA show
>Still days away from Gear
Guess I will just watch that one withe the dork and the tall magical girl

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Slap the sword

Surely some men want to be like Tsubasa rather than Hibiki
>tall and attractive
>filthy rich
>supermodel gf

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Don't.

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Hibiki has a cute housewife girlfriend who is also and evil goddess.

Is this the appeal of TsubaMari to girls?
>can pretend to be Maria
>can pretend to get fucked by Tsubasa

Why?

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Miku isn't evil.

It's one of the things I like the most about Maria. She makes great efforts to seek strength and despite odds she's always a fierce fighter but before any of that she's decidedly a lady first and foremost and that aspect of her takes center stage no matter what she does.

Her femininity is splendorous.

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Maria is the supportive type we all need but we dont deserve

Faggot. Nice Nanas though.

Stand up Lady is the cutest B-side song of hers. When I listen to it I can just see her walking down a busy street with a fashionable outfit and purse, heels and sunglasses looking extra stylish while her hair flutters in the wind like in those shampoo commercials

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>shit day at work
>cafeteria served garbage
>loud traffic
>get home trying to look strong for your wife
>Maria sees you and cuddle you between her arms giving you sweet welcoming words that makes everything bad fade away
She's an absolute angel.

I want a Maria in my life

>Implying Maria wouldn’t make you lunch

Maria's borscht

>perfect friend, co-worker, sister, gf, wife, mother all rolled into one
How is one cat so perfect?