>roll over on your bed
>see this
What do?
Roll over on your bed
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Wake up.
Call her a shit and get outta there
Look for best girl Rio
Pop a stiffy.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Wonder how the fuck are we both fitting on this single bed and how it hasn't broken due to our combined weight
Turn 360 degrees and roll away
Whoa weird where did this mirror come from lol
Wonder when I got a bed. Enjoy the cute girl in said bed for as long as possible.
Hope this time it worked and never wake up
Immerse myself further into fantasy hoping this dream lasts forever
fpbp
Oh, so I am become Rapeman?
Scream in terror since an animu girl should not exist in physical form in our side of reality.
Wonder why she's the big spoon in our cuddle setup.
Grab a brush and put a little makeup.
>be me
>see 17yo dramaqueen in my bed
>kick her out and call the cops before I get metoo'ed
if you think this girl wouldn't metoo your ass then you didn't watch the anime. this dumb bitch's whole problem was she was "too rich and famous" and it was a pain in the ass. Someone this narcissistic and unhinged would metoo you at the drop of a hat.
>this dumb bitch's whole problem was she was "too rich and famous"
Nice speedwatch.
rio, peachbutt, and imouto were all better girls than the useless idol
Draw the sword I sleep with under my pillow.
Question my life choices, because it's obvious i developed shit taste
u sound like one of my friends that bought a sword from some polish guy for 1.8k$ and never got it
God I wish I had the heart to scam people
How can I be like him when I actually have a sword?
This is not my beautiful house.
This is not my beautiful wife!
Go to the reality where it's her instead.
I'd rather the other twin
Run
genuflect
because u are already retarded enought to get a fucking sword in the first place, you prolly also argue how sword is better for self defence than a gun
Why not both?
>walk into the street
>see this 2m class titan running straight for you
Nah, a gun is definitely better, but I'd rather be on the business end of a gun than a sword.
Besides, I can't get a gun. I'm European.
Of course, but if I had to choose it'd be Yuuhi
That's fair, I always thought Yuuhi was the cuter of the two, she also has her head on more straight.
See what?