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Bong food taste like shit.
>fuck her
Woha m8, you got a loicense for dat you wanker?

You know when your country food sucks ass when the best you can offer is fries and fish.

>black pudding and haggis crap tier
I swear to god I live with a nation of cunts how have they no had a proper full breakfast for fuck sake

Fish and chips, chicken tikka, beef wellington, and scotch eggs are all pretty good. Other than that though
>britbong """cuisine"""

there's a reason why frenchies said you've no culture.

your food fkn suck m8. sooner you accept it, sooner you can improve

Stop reposting threads from yesterday you faggot

>from yesterday
more like the past two years

White people food is pretty boring

How the fuck is tikka masala that low? If anything, that alone proves that the British are awful cooks.

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>British
It either originated in India or was created by immigrants, nobody's sure one way or the other. It's being made mainly by British people now though, of course.
Regardless, I was comparing the dish in America to the dish in Britain. Our Indians must be better cooks than British Indians.

But she's right. Britbong food is shit, especially whatever the fuck is in that pic OP posted.

OI M8! IT'S NOIN BONGA'! LET'S GET SOME FISH N' CHIPS!

>chicken tikka masala
You fags have let the indians go way too far

>""god tier"" bong food is literally just a bacon sandwich
wew lad

a toad in the hole is just an egg in bread wtf are those line things

Is pizza American?

Also fried battered fish and potatoes being God Tier is fucking hilarious. Every world cuisine has figured out how to battered deep fry, and to have that as your national dish representative of your country's cuisine is just telling of the quality of quality of the food there

The whole world agrees pizza is great. Chicken tikka masala is just chicken in a bunch of goop

Honestly, that chart is an affront to god.

Of course not, who except Americans believes that shit? It's Italian.

>all these weak cunts who dont like a nice plate of haggis and some black pudding
england has the most high test food. prove me wrong

Roast, Ploughmans and Tikka Masala all deserve god tier.

Lol at crumpets and fish n chips in god tier. Just eat non battered fish and a potato its nicer and healthier

This is why I spend all my time at the mexican and indian resturants desu.

in three days it will have been two years, and brits are STILL seething

Your country is going to collapse in 4 years and become a US colony, cope harder Britcuck.

56% white and dropping, kys amerishitskin

>2 years ago
>people are still angry at chieko mocking british football

How's it feel to not have a functional government and assured resource shortages in 2 years?

Cope harder.

Where is Stargazy pie?

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The food meme is the one thing i will never understand from the Japanese.
They are proud of their literal shit tier food for whatever reason.
Fish on a stick is not culinary perfection, and neither is raw fish on rice, or rice with a raw egg on top.
Every time they make frames showing off all their "delicacies" i wonder what poor soul has to eat that food.

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>Beef Wellington
>lower than cauliflower cheese
How does a biritbong's tastebud work?

>goop
It's literally just yogurt, tomato sauce, spices, and cream. Jesus christ no wonder the entire world thinks we're retards.

>Literal shit tier food
You know Japan is the only country with more Michelin stars than France, right?
>Inb4 the French love the Japanese so much that they willingly lower the reputation of the Michelin star brand to inflate the image of Japanese cuisine

This desu. British cuisine isn't really anything to write home about outside what they share with the rest of the yuros. But compared to the slant eyes who keep pretending raw fish with rice is some kind of world shattering delicacy, British cuisine is positively delightful. If it wasn't for the Chinese, Portuguese and Dutch, the island monkeys would still be eating like complete cavemen.

Liver and onion needs superior Japanese mushrooms and salad than it will turn into a godly dish.

>with the rest of the yuros.
Literally only France and Italy have any position to throw insults around on that front.

>If it wasn't for the Chinese, Portuguese and Dutch, the island monkeys would still be eating like complete cavemen.
>If it wasn't for the Italians, the Greeks and the Romans, the frogs would still be eating like complete cavemen

Eh, Iberian food is pretty good too. I agree that once you get North of France your tastebuds are better off committing sudoku.

Simple dishes are great, that single fish with some salt tastes better than most dishes in a western restaurant.
Stop eating so much sugar and ruining your taste buds.

Literal hotpockets and chips

>fish and fries
>a fucking bacon sandwich
"God tier" British cuisine? Pathetic

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Do you think spaghetti and meatballs is an italian dish too?

There's a difference between organically inheriting the culinary traditions of your predecessors/neighbours and not discovering fish can be consumed otherwise than raw until the 16th century when some random Portuguese sailors teach you pan frying is a thing. The whole tempura shtick the Japs slap on everything is in fact of Portuguese origin.

>and not discovering fish can be consumed otherwise than raw until the 16th century when some random Portuguese sailors teach you pan frying is a thing
Proofs? Pretty big if true.

checkmate, atheists

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It's easy to make good tasting simple dishes out of quality ingredients, which is what Japan does what with exterminating the world's supply of Tuna and all.
What's a lot harder is making tasty food out of trash ingredients, something the Japs with their minimalistic and raw approach are completely incapable of doing. Which is why the average Jap farmer subsisted on rice slurry for most of history, imparting them their characteristic manletism.
Meanwhile places like Europe and India actually decided to go past this bugman stage of existence and discovered many ways to make delicious soup/stew/curry/goulash/w/e out of trash ingredients, creating food that's more than the sum of its parts. Meanwhile Japan is just putting high quality ingredients on a pile without adding anything.

>Tempura (天ぷら or 天麩羅 tenpura, [tẽ̞mpɯᵝɾa]) is a Japanese dish usually consisting of seafood or vegetables that have been battered and deep fried. The dish was influenced by fritter-cooking techniques introduced by Portuguese residing in Nagasaki in the 16th century. The name "tempura" originates from the Latin phrase quatuor anni tempora, which refers to the Ember Days, during which no meat is consumed.
t. wikipedia
You can easily find more info by just typing "Japan Portuguese food" in your favourite search engine.

What the fuck is that food? A really badly done egg, toast with some spoiled jam, and what the flying fuck is purple meat supposed to be?

>beef wellington
>low tier
>cottage pie
>top tier
What the fuck

>The frying technique of tempura was something wholly new to Japan. Unlike most countries on earth, there had never been a tradition of frying food. Even though neighboring China had always had fried dishes and much of its culinary culture had come to Japan centuries earlier, somehow frying food never caught on.
Literal savages. Imagine being so primitive places like Tanzania figure shit out before you do.

At least americans mixed it with banana and peanut butter and discovered some delicacy, britons can't even make trash food appealing.
Calling it "cuisine" is being too generous.

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>A fucking toast with bacon in it
>God tier

You fucking bongs are pathetic.

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That looks like morcilla.

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>OP is a british cuisine

I assume it's a Japanese animator not being aware the white bits in blüd søsig is rice, not chunks of fat.

Just goes to prove how horrible British cuisine is. Bongloid tastebuds are so fucked up they can't even appreciate the one good food in their cuisine which is just a stolen French dish renamed in a predecessor to "Freedom Fries"

British food is an affront to god.

>Pripri s2 never

It hurts bros.

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Whoever put this together is a fucking asshole

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>fuck her
not on my watch. Chisesteak is mine.

>mobileposter
>dislikes chicken tikka and fish and chips
Commit die.

If this is Yea Forums's food thread, apparently I botched making Tamago Kake Gohan when I tried it last time

I require feedback so I can try it again tonight.

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Make way for the king of pizza

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Japanese food is boring.
There's a reason you see sushi everywhere and nothing else. When your cuisine is so simple it serves to highlight fresh ingredients. Sushi does that very well and so people can enjoy that.
But in the end no one cares about your fresh cucumber basted in an acid of your choice. Because it's boring.

>faggots
Wai wha?

Where's the cum? you need to cum on it at least once.

Yeah, you botched it alright.

Put the egg in a separate dish first and beat it like you're going to scramble it, then pour the onions sauce in, and then pour it over hot rice.

They have like millions of types of ramen.

>WOT IF WE TOOK DA FISH AND BATTORED AN FROID ET?
>AN WOT IF WE ADDED PATATOS ON THE SOID??
>WOT IF WE TOOK DA INDIAN CHICKON AND SAID IT WOS OURS??
there are many ways to cook fish well, battered and fried with fries on the side is not one. Chicken Tikka sucks and it isn’t even your meal

What do you think the viscus liquid around the egg yoke is?

>all this meat pies and pudding
jesus christ what is wrong with brits, they should be nuked

beat eggs before hand and put them in the rice asap then mix. Also

A tier list like this is nonsense anyway since quality can vary greatly.

You can go to a fancy gastro pub and get a freshly made scotch egg that’s still runny in the middle and would not be low tier like a tesco scotch egg.

That’s like saying Americans have millions of flavors of pizza, it’s all still one dish. But to be fair Asian food has more variety than Yea Forumslets think. I eat in flushing all the time, hotpot is some good shit

Chinese loan dish. And a very recent one at that.
It's about as traditionally Japanese as Chop sue is American.

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>not liking black pudding
>not liking kippers
>not linking haggis

Pack of frenchmen, I'd wager.

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The whole japanese culture is "chinese loan".

I recommend you stir fry this instead. This shit is gross. Just fry eggs, rice, bacon, maybe some veggies, instead of eating the lazy & poor nip's diet.

>Chicken tikka mid tier
>black pudding, kippers and faggots crap tier
Look at this burger mutts chart rating bong food.

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It really isn't though. Especially when it comes to food. Something as quintessential to Chinese cooking as frying in oil was completely absent in Japan for literally millennia.
Most of the Japanized Chinese dishes you see in their culture are from the 19th/20th century. Which is why I likened it to chop sui.

What if I'm lazy & poor and half nip?
Should I have a slice of American pizza too?

>OY WOT WE GAHT HERE?
>HONEST MASHED PEAS
>GOOD CHIPS
>AND A NOICE CRISPY PIECE AH FISH

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The king is angry.

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I don't know how to break this to you user, but black pudding is a (relatively) beloved food all over the continent, from Omsk to Porto.

This. Black pudding isn't a "British delicacy", it's what farmers across Europe ate when they were forced to slaughter the family cow and wanted to make sure nothing was wasted -including the blood.

I'm a clap, not a bong you chode. Battered and fried whitefish is delicious, and so is indian style chicken. Sorry your tastebuds are fucked up.

>Toad in the hole
>Corn-ish pasty
>Pie and mash
>Bubble and squeak
>Jellied eels
>FAGGOTS

E U R O P E

how come mushy peas taste fucking gross when peas taste fine

>eating raw eggs
>ever
>eating raw meat or poultry
>ever

I don't understand this post.

Ahh yes, british food, truly top tier cuisine

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Why is all your food brown?

Here is your british food
>potatos
>canned beans
>chicken with some ultra sweet sauce
>fried fish
There thats 99% of british food.

>faggots
>crap tier
Kill yourself, Faggots are god tier

>toast sandwich

This can't be real.

>cumin
I'm too American for this.

This is unironically great, the soft bread and crunchy toast go well together

live somewhere with food regulations

Meat is inherently unclean. That's why fire was invented.

>raw is bad because muh disease
>he lives in a third world shithole where production standards allow for contaminated food
You can eat any raw food from europe and japan and you will be completely fine.

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>a fellow mutt
Well that explains a lot. Blackened is how you do a fish, not battered and grilled

>American cuisine

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Enjoy parasites!

Brits explain this shit. A ground meat pie, unseasoned mashed potatoes, jellied eels, and whatever this green shit is

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>ignoring what i posted

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At least we aren't poor enough to not have stuff on our bread

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He’s 100% correct though. Raw bird is one thing but everything else is up for grabs, I order all my burgers and steaks blue

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichinosis
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hymenolepis_(tapeworm)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schistosoma

All are naturally occurring in the environment. Impossible to get rid of unless the animal is kept completely sterile. All impossible to get out of meat unless you cook it.

Enjoy. Your. Parasites. Third Worlder.

>humans didn't eat until they invented fire

They weren't human when they invented fire, dumbass. Go ahead. Eat wild salmon raw. I'm sure it's delicious. Yummy yummy tapeworms.

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This actually has a lot more soul than fish and chips, 10/10 would at least try this

Reminder that only 5% of European homes have central air and heat

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Seethe more britcel

I have personally eaten chicken, horse, puffin, tuna, char, and whale raw. The horse gave me a stomach ache but other than that I’m fine

I unironically love jellied eels and I'm American.

Holy shit, Brits are fucked. All the goddamn unhealthy shit in one chart. Do you eat it every day?

You must live in a very sad country. I ate raw eggs before and it's totally okay. Also raw fish is basically in japanese cuisine and I also ate that.

>don't letting animals roll around in some wild unknown shit
>sterile
Like I said, get some standards you shit eating american.

>haggis
>crap tier

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bruh, how could you forget me?

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>been snacking on raw fish, eggs, beef, lamb and pork for years
>literally 0 problems
Never knew I was superhuman.

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At least post the vid this picture is from man, it's a whole experience.
youtube.com/watch?v=ogfyJICT9aI

Aussies are just worse americans.

Exactly why everyone makes fun of you br*t *******

Thats a good thing, because having that shit is a tax shitshow.

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Fuck off you Scot cunt, leave the union already, pussy.

Sorry we had enough common sense to not try and live in a desert/tundra.

>raw pork
That's the one meat you really shouldn't eat raw.

australia are the texas of the UK

For me? It’s Spain.

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No, Australia is the Australia of United States

youtube.com/watch?v=XdFd2KmJn-A

fuck off prick I voted to stay in this union then leaveand you'll no hear the end of me

depends on what they feed the pig
I usually prefer beef.
I want to try some game meat though.

What does company that make my car tyres have to do with my food?

WHERE'S THE FUCKING CHIP BUDDY

Wild meat is the one you should never eat raw. Although both deer and hog are fucking great.

It's butty you fucking retard

>voted to stay
>but voted to leave
You win this round, Braveheart.

Kill yourself.

Japs have the highest number of Michelin start restaurants, try again.

I want to eat game in general. I also want to go hunting and catch it myself. Too bad my country has serious hunting season restrictions and I've never held a gun.

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he’s talking about mr chip from catchphrase

Puffins are so cute, how could you?

no, the other union

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just went to england, fish & chips is good but you can't buy any fucking vegetables SHIT SUCKS

Post the chink edit of that image

Vegies are for rabbits, fuck off with that gay shit

the only thing you can buy is potatoes
last time i checked potatoes are a vegetable

>central air
What's that?

Giant factories of poor little indians blowing air into pipes to supply a city?

I was in Iceland and it was on the menu, totally worth it

Rice is nice!
>sushi
>katsudon
>teriyakidon
>karaagedon
>tag:oyakodon

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>Tikki
Imagine being so cucked that your national dish is foreign

those are all fucking disgusting. how can you live so close to france and learn nothing about cooking?

You could've at least said fried rice

We had more important things to worry about, like controlling half the planet. Notice how most foodfag countries are also third world shitholes, like Italy.

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Because they resent the french.

*blocks your path*

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Alot of cakes and desserts orginated in the UK, but they're so common now that they're considered more world dishes than British cuisine.

Apple Pie, Treacle Tarts, Carrot Cake, Bread and Butter pudding, and Mince Pies were all British cuisine. And if you're purely focusing on the food aspects of cuisine, you're missing out on the large variations of beers, ales, whiskeys, and ciders that they've created.

Also, haggis is great, that chart is shit.

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That's what he said, goop.

Imagine still being mad over the 100 Years' War to this very day.

British food is so bad they brought over some Indian slaves and the diarrhea they made was turned into the UK's national dish

French food is also shit, it just got a reputation for being good by contrast to the British.

That's not bongland food, my dude. That's shrimp and grits.

We make plenty of cheeses as well, probably one of the more prolific cheese producers in Europe. Blue Stilton's pretty good.

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You're clearly an idiot with no actual experience on the topic
French cuisine is lauded by experts for a reason, poorfag

All of this is literally either random shit in a pie or random shit fried up. It relies entirely on the ingredients being fatty and savory, and not at all on artistry or skill of the cook.

>blue cheese

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I'm a simple man, I like cheddar

Even Ameriburgers have better food than Bongs.

Probably too mature for your tastes.

>Daniel Defoe in his 1724 work A tour thro' the whole island of Great Britain notes, "We pass'd Stilton, a town famous for cheese, which is call'd our English Parmesan, and is brought to table with the mites, or maggots round it, so thick, that they bring a spoon with them for you to eat the mites with, as you do the cheese."

Beautiful.

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br*ts aren't human

Get fucked by a muslim, bitchtits.

Have you seen those videos of chinks eating live mice or centipedes fried in a glass of oil? Felt anything familiar?

the fish and chips being god tier is kinda confusing, surely everyone uses different types of potato and fish, right? Does britbong land have one central potato farm and fishery?

reading that was insulting to the great name of parmesiano-reggiano. i physically gagged.

That reason being that unlike the British, the French retained their ability to cook through WWII because they only got conquered by the Germans, while the British implemented rationing and then kept it up due to general logistical incompetence that basically lasted until the tunnel was dug. At the rate things are going, the shitty parts of Britain (so, most of the north) are going to experience famines starting October 31, and all of the absolutely minimal progress that the country has made in the past half century will be destroyed.

No, it's the exact same dish that you can have near any cost anywhere, except that in Britain it's considered a national dish for lack of other option.

To be fair, Italy still has the maggot cheese Casu marzu, where you're meant to eat the maggots with the cheese for extra flavour.

These days, you wouldn't be allowed to sell Blue Stilton with maggots.

>paying tax on being able to control the temperature in your home

Eurocucks

>german bombs destroyed your ability to cook
9/11 destroyed america's ability to stop being fat

We popularised the modern sandwich, and you scruff have no problem enjoying those.

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America ceased to be number one in obesity after 9/11 though.

Best news I've had all year

Isn't Mexico actually considered fatter now?

We invented crisps/potato chips. Both the original plain varety, and later the flavoured variety. Whenever you're eating crisps, that's British cuisine.

And they can't be too shit, considering that they became popular worldwide.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato_chip

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The top in the obesity list are always small islands

are you watching the beach survival anime?
you can eat their testicles raw but that's it.

>Crumpets
>Top tier
Literally just moldy circular bread
Brits are gross

I've never understood that. What can they possibly be eating to make them so fat?

You could almost flip the picture upside down and you'll have the most nutrient meal to worst.

>no one likes faggots
kek

A) School dinners are shite
B) Whoever cooked that should be sacked

Pacific islands, specifically.

They import cheap food with high calories and low nutrients, which their body doesn't handle well since they traditionally never ate that shit.

>Fried fish and some french fries
>God Tier

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Instead you'll have so much of it on your bread that it bankrupts you in medical bills.

It's made all around the world, peasants all around the world realized that you could also eat the blood if you put it in the guts.

>Scotch egg
>low tier

What kind of horseshit is this

Frenchies are all culture with no balls. It pand out since they're a bunch of pansies. Bongs are just cavemen on an island. No wonder these two polar opposites go to was over everything.

Fuck i want to try that. I'm bored of my peanut butter/dill pickes sandwiches. Is it that good?

...

Based paella.

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Do other countries sell "All Day Breakfast" Sandwiches, usually with bacon, sausage, and hard boiled egg, ketchup, and mayo?

It's probably the most popular sandwich sold in stores in the UK, but I don't see it in much other places.

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Attempt #2, before seasoning.

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They make a road guide for the best restaurants and attractions. This is the de facto rating system for the world's best restaurants.

Americans don't invent everything, but we do perfect it.

It looks like you pissed in a bowl of oatmeal

I'm going to need a bigger bowl or a small egg then since I don't see how it's possible to get that dried grain look from

make fried rice and stop being a salty snot eating weeb

that's isn't food. it's a shitty meme you fell for.

how new?

bigger bowl with more rice and def hotter rice.
if it fails just fry it.

>bacon sandwich
>fish and chips
>god tier

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I wish I wasn't allergic to shrimp

>Here my entire life that Brit food is shit
>Finally go there
>they give me a fucking tomato and blood sausage made from blood
>Fish and chips without any seasoning

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Shellfish is overrated
People just make a big deal about it because it's expensive
Chicken tastes better than lobster objectively

Oh I can eat anything else that's a mollusk or crustacean, I just can't eat shrimp for some reason. I wasn't always like this, I developed the allergy with puberty.
Thankfully I was never a fan of the taste of shrimp, but that allergy means I can't eat the paella.

How do I make the rice hotter if that's the temperature the cooker makes it?

What's wrong with blood sausage? You do know what normal sausages are made of, right?

Well, it's the truth, innit?

Haggis is quite delicious. It's basically a big, hearty, oat-y sausage.

disgusting, like 80% is nothing but carbohydrates

>hurr durr let's leave all the shells on so you have to pick through it while eating
Paella is the most overrated dish in the country.

To be blunt, a lot of british food is comfort food. It's not meant to be fancy or win awards, it's meant to fill you up and make you happy.

Yeah, but it doesn't stand out at that either. Pastries and sausage are done better by the Germans, potatoes and seafood are done better by the Spanish, and even meat pies are often done better by the Irish.

Poutine and Donairs are great to wolf down when you're right fuckin sloshed but aside from that my country doesn't have much goin for it

Stuff

But blood sausage looks and sounds gross

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>even meat pies are often done better by the Irish.

Nah, Britain is the pie nation. Melton Mowbray pork pie is the best meat one, Chicken and Mushroom isn't too bad either. Apple Pie is British too.

Sure if you call it blood sausage, that's why we call it 'black pudding'. It's nice.

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blessed rice and milk master race, those fucking egg and rice people should burn in hell.
>b-but I picked them myself!
yeah, I bet your hands can magically clean impurities and germs

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Milk and rice doesn't sound too bad desu
Maybe put a bit of sugar in and you've pretty much got rice pudding

>Apple Pie is British too.
>
Originally, maybe, but the best apple (and fruit in general) pies are American.

just make rice and pour milk on it, it's like eating cereal. everybody I know has been eating that for years in my third world country and I just found out it's some forbidden japanese culinary technique

American deserts are fucking disgusting
You freaks put ridiculous amounts of sugar in everything, makes me gag

She's not wrong.

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Colour was the first thing banned over here.

Doubt you've tried enough of both to make a fair judgement to be honest

Why the fuck didn't they just put their cookies in barrels where the maggots can't get to them?
FFS

I've never had Haggis. What does it taste like? Apparently it's made of lungs, liver, and god knows what else.

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White people are too picky about what part of the animal they eat
I had horumon in Japan and it was great; there's really no reason we shouldn't be eating stuff like stomach, it's perfectly paletable

Those biscuits are meant to be hardtack, right? They drew it to look licke rice cakes. They wouldn't usually be smelly since they're literally just flour, water, and salt heated at an extremely high temperature to last for long times on sea voyages.

Delicious. I'd describe it as oaty, grainy, and meaty at the same time. Like a meaty porridge.

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No wonder brits spent centuries travelling the seas and conquering other countries.
They hated being home because then they would have to eat that disgusting shit.

My country has a very similar food and it's fucking great. Basically it can have all the internal organs that are edible, liver, kidnies, lungs, heart, some meat, especially from the head of the pork and fat.

Innards are great, heart, lung and spleen are my favorites.

Except Kidneys, that shit taste like piss.

>Except Kidneys, that shit taste like piss.
Only when you don't know how to prepare them properly.

They invented good pizza, and Brazil perfected it.
Here, have a sushi pizza.

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Yes.
Italian pizza is just bread with cheese, it's shit and doesn't look like *real* pizza

fish and potatoes all the way up, holy shit mate.

Most of the common Brits were forced into joining the Navy by the elite, it wasn't a choice. Press gangs would go to towns by the coast and literally kidnap men.

And the conditions were harsh; that's why there was about a 25% rate of desertion from the Navy every year. Many of the deserted had no where left to go, were on the run, or deserted far away from their home country, which is why so many Englishmen became pirates.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impressment

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I’m telling you as a picky American who ate some in Scotland, it’s worth it. Fookin delicious

It does looks a bit more difficult than other offals, but even in restaurants I still get a hint of that taste.

what does Yorkshire pudding taste like? i made Cottage pie and my brothers really liked it while we at it and watched an anime.

If americans can have deepfried butter blocks, the brits can have a sandwich of bread.

There was a reason Gordon Ramsay got a U.S. citizenship.

>foodies
You subhumans are fucking disgusting. No food is "respectable", you retards.

What do faggots taste like?

In the same way that curry rice 'originated', sure.

Pork.

Meatballs, but a bit more grainy/oaty and slightly less meaty. They tend to be softer and fall apart more easily than normal meatballs.

It re-emerged from a mid-recession stunt in 2011 by some department that was reasonably close to the last government as a shitpost about poverty. The Tories are not considered a very friendly party.

If it doesn't come from a cave it's not Cheddar
and if it's called cheddar and wasn't made in the UK it's probably not even cheese

>still
A dish so disgusting that it's fucking illegal and you have to, no joke, get it on the fucking black market.

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I thought Britain is a Sharia country

Jesus fucking christ
I just looked this up
I always suspected Italians were niggers

>Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[2][8] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>It is possible for larvae to survive in the intestine, leading to a condition called pseudomyiasis.
>Myiasis is the parasitic infestation of the body of a live animal by fly larvae (maggots) that grow inside the host while feeding on its tissue.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You can eat faggots?

They are not maggots. They are these.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drugstore_beetle

>Casu marzu
I was thinking "big deal. Just remove the maggots and the cheese is fine" until I looked it up and learned that this cheese is literally maggot shit. What the actual fuck.

What faggotry

Are you playing some kind of 4D mind game? because the selection of items on the left is only supporting her assertion.

British people have such a backward and tunnel palete I'm conviced they stopped caring after the Magna Carta.

If you don't love jellied eels get the fuck out

Wiki says they're this;

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheese_fly

But then again, I'm not an expert on Italian maggot cheeses.

It says a lot about a island's taste when their apparent list of best foods can all be rendered using 256 colors on a PC98

chicken tikka cuck-sala

*laughs in russian*

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Why do Europeans get offended by everything?

>Bong """"cooking""""

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>Haggis
>A breakfast
Errr...
>Black Pudding
>A breakfast
>Pudding for breakfast
ERRRRRR?!

Isn't Russian food like 99% borschit? Which is soup made from milk and gopnik cum?

Is Yorkshire pudding really pudding?
Or is it like black pudding.

hoes mad

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It's like Black Pudding. It's a savoury part of a meal, usually dinner food.

It's good though. Nice and doughy, a favourite of mine.

>Is Yorkshire pudding really pudding?
No it’s not. You eat it with Roasts.
>Or is it like black pudding.
Nothing alike.

Don’t care what people say. There is no where in the world that cooks a better breakfast than the English. Their cooked breakfasts are to die for.

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>chicken tikka
>british
>mid tier
u foking wot m8?

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>take shepherd's pie
>rotate it 90 degrees and call it cottage pie
>this somehow makes it a different dish

Do you not have a microwave, stove top, or even an oven? It shouldn't be that hard.

That's funny, non-whites sure love pizza and garlic knots.

If they find at least one case of trichinosis then it becomes a national sanitary emergency, all pork products from X date to Y date are incinerated plus all pigs from the origin of the infected one and surroundings get tested for a possible outbreak. Trichinosis is so dangerous that it has been almost eradicated in developed or non Asian countries

pizza was a stolen chinese secret and/or italians arent white

I eat game all the time but I've never hunted something with guns in my whole life, my grandpa always taught me to hunt with knives, dogs and traps

>tikka masala
>brittish food
Opinion discarded.

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Is Japanese curry considered Japanese, or Indian? Curry was first brought to Japan by British sailors, who brought them from India. The Japanese then made their own recipes based on these, so it's considered Japanese food.

Same logic applies to Chicken Tikka Masala; it's inspired by Indian curry, but it's a recipe originating in Britain.

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Ah yes, the pinnacle of cuisine - the "Bacon Sandwich."

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What was Italian food like before they stole tomatoes from the Mexicans?

Pasta, cheese, olives, oil, fish, bread.

>feeling the need to explain breaking an egg to the baka gaijin
Nigger I have an oven in my house and you've probably never even seen one in your entire life.

>bacon sandwich is the best they have to offer
I bet the ones who didn't like it were arabs.

Wait...this shit is real? I thought that stuff was just a joke someone made up about bongland food.

I wouldn't do that in America, we stuff our hormone roided chickens into chicken bergen belsen, the perfect breeding ground for disease.

It's real, but most people have never even seen it in real life. It's a very regional thing, and even in that region it's rare. You can't buy it in shops or restaurants.

It's a bit like laughing at Americans for eating Rocky Mountain oysters. Almost none of you have probably eaten testicles, but it's famous just because it's a dish that a small minority of you actually have eaten.

>Why the fuck didn't they just put their cookies in barrels where the maggots can't get to them?

Back then, people though maggots came about through spontaneous generation. It wasn't until mid 19th Century that spontaneous generation was completely disproven.

Ah yes, tikka. Very British.
Just like tea.

I'm fucking mad about this, fuck off anime girl

They had 10,000 years to develop a national dish, but they went with something a foreign pajeet shit onto their plate in the 1980's

How mad? Platinum mad?
youtube.com/watch?v=X1M69l7ZGlw

these all look good tho

>Beef wellington
>low tier

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>best your country has to offer is a standard breakfast, french fries, fried fish, and a bacon sandwich

yeah I'm pretty sure Brits have no concept of cuisine.

British cuisine is like a 14 year old boy that just learned how to run the stove.

curry is indian
all masala is indian

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Japanese curry was made by a Japanese guy while tikki was made by a pajeet

>steak and kidney pie that low
what the fuck? how can anyone dislike a good steak and kidney pie?

That's a fucking disgrace for a paella. I'm sure you're a fucking Valenciano de los cojones.

If done well one of the most delicious things ever.
You're thinking how the fuck all that can mix well until you do the first bite and experience pure food enlightment.

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You motherfucker. How dare you bring a fucking casserole up and call it pizza.

>Japanese curry was made by a Japanese guy

It was originally brought over by British sailors, who took it from India. If Japanese curry was originally made by a waito piggu in Japan and is still considered Japanese, than Chicken Tikka Masala made by an Indian in the UK should be considered British.

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Durian > British cuisine.

i imagine it has to do with relatively few plant crops useful for extracting oil (just basedbeans, wich were more commonly used for othwr purposes)

Fish and chips, cottage/shepherd's pie, sunday roast, full english, toad in the hole, tikka masala, and meat pasties and pies are all good and you have no taste if you say otherwise.

Japanese curry is fucking insult to curry and nip should be nuked a 3rd time for butchering the perfection of Indian curry.

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For me, its the munchie box

I like medlars myself
the best cheddar comes from vermont
not only is brown colour, but only brown is "colour".

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and this is why i only eat paella without fish

Paella isn't even good compared to what asians do with rice

>pussies
>Protests with guillotines

>tfw the only good lamb curry in the state is a six hour drive away

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>the French retained their ability to cook through WWII because they only got conquered by the Germans
This thread sure has some dumb posts, but this post is by far the absolute dumbest. They "only" got conquered by the Germans? Nigger, do you know where the stereotype that the French smell comes from? "112 Gripes about the French" (a guide given to US soldiers deployed to France) actually mentions this: the French were so impoverished and starved by their German masters that they barely had enough water to drink, let alone bathe. Do you think those are the circumstances under which haute cuisine can persist in any significant capacity, you dumb retard?
>Hurr durr b-but high level politicians kept eating fancy food
And you think the royal family only ate rye bread or something?

You're also ignoring the fact that Nouvelle Cuisine completely revolutionized French cuisine by taking inspiration from regional food ("peasant food"). This happened in the 1960s, over a decade after the war. The meme that rationing made British cuisine shit is so retarded, it's not even worth considering.

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The royal family only eat aborted fetuses to keep themselves youthful

>You know Japan is the only country with more Michelin stars than France, right?

And Japan has twice the population France has.

Food doesn't exist in Russia, stupid Vatnik.

Not true
They regularly eat dirt and communist party defecations

med seafood is great

By that logic China should have ten times more Michelin stars than Japan.

Where is rin breaking the pasta?

Those pies are godly
Beef Wellington is a great idea too.

But Ireland only legalized abortion last year.
Where did they get the fetuses from?

Enjoy your gout.

>apple pie is English
the cheek of this lad I swear

>probably one of the more prolific cheese producers in Europe
You're not even in the worldwide top ten Nige. Who the fuck would want to eat Anglo compressed milk anyway?

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Imagine including fish and chips or fucking bacon sandwich as the pinnacle of your cuisine.

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>Egypt
Color me surprised

NETHERLANDS MENTIONED

>he doesn't like liver and onions
Are you 5 years old?

>sandwiches and breakfast eggs count as a whole dish now

the cope is real boyz

Egypt is making cheese for 5,000 years.

probably camel milk

More or less a myth. Through the European middle ages people didn't actually use plates. Stews and soups were eaten in bowls while anything less liquidy was simply slapped on a large piece of bread. Saying that putting another piece of bread over this is somehow a uniquely English invention is laughable.

Yeah, I've had Yorkshire pudding, that chart is a lie

>The further north you get, the worse the food becomes.

Who would have thought it.

Tikka masala is shit tier, I will walk out if anyone offers me that garbage.
t. Only ate Tikka masala as a conscript

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Not for cooking Japanese food that's for sure

They don't really eat meat with curries in India.

Beef wellington isn’t British either. It’s a renaming of a French dish, did anyone ever seriously think Brits would ever work with anything puff pastry? Or with duxelles?

>it's meant to fill you up
That it does

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>Turkey
What the fuck?

I mean... it is right?

Man, this anime was so fucking shit. I expected it to be better.

turks are the ntr oji-sans of europe

Being icky about offals is a purely Atlantic thing. The more eastwards you go, the more you'll see people eat everything. I suspect it has to do with Americans having such a large beef production in the late 19th century that they decided they were above eating anything but t-bone and it spread from there. In my slavic shithole blood sausages, calf feet, cow tongue, fried livers, tripe soup, fried tripe, filled tripe, goulash tripe, cow brain, fox tail, chicken neck and beef heart are still seen as normal food.

Yorkshire pudding is basically a less fatty cousin of puff pastry.

But that's the best part though?

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isnt that the Caesar salad use raw egg as ingredient too?

why the fuck are her sausages purple?

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Two slices of toast and bacon is God tier among brits

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Too hot to work out or work at all + very well known for their sweet tooth. You never tried proper Turkish baklava, kadayif, lokum, kazandibi or helva? Shit is delicious but a horrific sugar bomb. No wonder you'd go fat quickly.

It's quite easy for me, might be because I live in a rice country. Just make sure the rice is hot enough to cook the egg white.

British food is puke

Still healthier than American food.

Watch ancient magus bride if you want respect towards english food. Also marmite is suppose to be mixed on top of butter to get golden ebony color, not some oil black.

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English cuisine does not deserve respect.

Seething Wallace.

Nordic/English/American food is fucking disgusting
You poeple are animals

If you've had a hotdog, you've had everything in haggis already.

British culture is ubiquitous.

The French need to bring that protesting back.

Why do people get so riled up about what other people eat?

It's mostly the British getting defensive over some banter in anime. Hypocritical, considering how much they love to ridicule the French for eating snails.

You'd think after a few years of this the bongs would stop taking the bait.

White people can't cook so they steal it. The anglo love to steal just like at their museums.

If y'all did a better job protecting it, we couldn't steal it.

hows it going /ck/

Or that this exact picture was posted thousand times.

The level of obsession in this thread is reaching its peak.

>Post a thread upset about how the Japanese view British cuisine
>Others respond to the thread
>Obsessed
You can easily break the cycle by just not posting it.

/ck/ is about a hundred times more toxic than this thread though.

>toxic
neck yourself normalfaggot

I only responded when this thread already went into 300+ posts already because fuck you guys.

ok, thank you for your valuable contribution.

>toxic
Why can't you faggots just use existing words, like "bad" or "shit".

Yes, it's Italian cuisine regardless of the geographical location.

Any form of hot stew that uses yogurt is disgusting.

Try telling an italian that. Wear a cup.

>Scotch egg and beef wellington that low
what the fuck? they're pretty god tier

The english and german people (whom I know) have no cooking culture. They consider cooking as something to survive, one more transaction in their lives, like going to the supermarket. Wasting time in the kitchen preparing food is not in their DNA.
>indian dish is the national dish of england
pathetic

Why are bongs this butthurt when someone insults their food, yet they're the first people to start shitting on other cuisine without even trying it?

Snails are delicious, not only french eat them.

>bacon sandwich

the absolute state of europoors

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so thats where Americans stole it from? Just like pizza,burgs,hotdogs, culture?

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>fish and chips
>bacon sandwich
>crumpets
>god tier
Holy shit, you can't make this up.

>why yes, I'm a top chef in bongland, how could you tell?

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How the fuck is beef wellington that low.

This post looks like it's meant to be funny, but the writing is horrible. When did Yea Forums lose the ability to form coherent sentences anyway? Everybody has to do this greentext bullet point cancer.

Where the fuck is chip butty?

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As expected, only the boomerang chuckers have worse food than bongs.

Anything from Australia is nothing more than an elaborate shitpost

Why brifags so butthurt when people shit on their foods?
It's honestly shit, get on our level
t.Vietfag.

This. Also, where is the crisps sandwich?

What the fuck is with that webm? It kills me inside every time. All that effort for a fries sandwich? The ketchup on the table (which is ignored because they just eat the sandwich with their hands) is the final straw.

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food derived from organs is disgusting

Ugh. Might as well go full vegan and get your waifu fucked by niggers you stupid faggot

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>ITT: seething englishmen

It's rich in nutrients though. The big new meme after veganism is its opposite, the carnivore diet. It substitutes the nutrients from vegetables with organ meat. Also chicken livers are bretty gud, but it's an acquired taste.

Try it. Delish.

>Have the ability to tune the temperature of your home to your liking
>Get taxed
Do Europeans really do this

I love it when they freak out about Spaghetti Napolitan, it's delicious by the way and easy to make, you should try sometime (use some Worcestershire sauce as a secret ingredient).

That's Australian you actual munter

fucken fairy bread mate

My guess would be it's just illustrating the techniques, like double frying and baking. It's not necessarily a complete dish. Though when you use high quality ingredients, even something as simple as that may taste good.

>ignoring the easy fraud

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But why tator sandwich? Both potatoes and bread are filler/basis, they aren't the actual focus when it comes to flavor (im not saying they don't taste good by themselves) but what the fuck is the point of combining?

Why do anime food threads cause so much butthurt?
Unless you're extremely poor, you're free to eat whatever you like.
Why do you care if someone enjoys a food you don't like, or doesn't like a food you like?
Or whatever your countries cuisine is complete shit, like Britain?

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>not flexing on shiteaters

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2/10 for your joke attempt.

Most people, American or otherwise, don't even know what Rocky Mountain oysters are unless it's explained to them.

It's that unheard of to combine deep fried potato dishes with other carbs because it's greasy. The Japanese eat plain potato croquettes over rice for example.

Half of the items in the picture are just random food in a bread
Did the bongs invaded other countries so they can finally stop eating british food?

Don't disrespect the chip butty and don't even try to ruin it with some fancy schmancy ingredients like baked beans, curry sauce or fish fingers.

foodnetwork.co.uk/article/11-reasons-why-chip-butty-deserves-your-love-and-respect.html

I just read "food derived from orgasms", and I was going to tell you there's nothing disgusting about cum.

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>baked beans, curry sauce or fish fingers
>fancy
user?

Somone hasn't had a good garlic and ginger liver stir-fry.

Don't eat your cum, user.

He joking, you just can't tell because he's probably British.

Then who else will eat it, you?

>they just eat the sandwich with their hands
Well, of course they do. Who the fuck would use anything else? Are there literally people out there who don't know how to eat a sandwich? And don't know how to put ketchup on a sandwich for that matter either, which would be utterly ridiculous if it didn't pale in comparison to not recognizing how to eat one.

I don't care that they used their hands. I complained about the fucking ketchup. What the fuck is the point of squirting that ketchup on the table if they can't use it? Are they going to dip the sandwich in the ketchup on the table? Also, everyone with still functioning taste buds thinks ketchup is a culinary sin. It's fucking ridiculous, I hate them, they shall rot in hell.
I repeat: FUCK THE PHONY KETCHUP FUCKERS WHAT THE FUCK

Don't know what he meant with the hands thing, but it's obvious that the strong sour-sweet taste of ketchup is going to completely cover the taste of the painstakingly home made fries sandwich, making the whole ordeal useless. If all you get out of it in the end is ketchupy flavour using home made ingredients is an enormous waste. White bread and fries are too subdued flavours next to ketchup.

>french fry sandwich
I'm from a country where they thought that a hamburger with hotdog and potato chips on top was a marketable idea and even I'm laughing at this.

Ketchup is an important foundational ingredient to lots of shit. Hating tomatoes doesn't make you cool, it just makes it obvious that you don't know anything besides generic mass-market shit.

>White bread and fries are too subdued flavours next to ketchup.
Unless you use subtler ingredients for the ketchup too, you absolute imbecile.

>Are they going to dip the sandwich in the ketchup on the table?
Yes I do it too sometimes when I don't want the sandwich ruined by adding sauce or condiments to it so I put it at the side to dip the tip of it.

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That absolutely looked like some bog standard heinz ketchup from a bottle rather than artisanal made from Peruvian tomatoes.

Ain't nobody defending that specific meal.

crumpets man
i just really want a crumpet
i'm going to sainsburys right now for some, cya

Did you know that Yea Forums is an anime and manga board?

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>God Tier standards are that only 1 out of 5 people think it's shit
The food of this nation is not very good.

>bongs eternally assblasted about people making fun of their 'cuisine.'
I thought you faggots could handle some banter.

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For me, it's Tartiflette.

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kek, based.

Post anime food NOT from the template american, british, japanese origin

Hard mode: somewhere obscure

Looks like a chimpanzee put it together.

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>fucking entry level plebshit.
Paella is overrated shit served to tourists. Pic related. Had the pleasure of eating suckling baby pig at a famous Madrid restaurant a decade ago. I still dream about that dish to this day. The Spanish are masters of pork.

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jesus christ, that looks like an emetic pill in a meal
pre-mix the egg and onions, then pour it over the rice, then throw the whole fucker into a microwave and actually cook it so you don't get salmon AIDS

They're a traditional food, basically soft meatballs made of the offcuts and giblets plus herbs and spices. They're then cooked in a deep gravy, so it kind of resembles a stew, but giblets instead of suet, and gravy instead of water.
If you get them right, they're really good. I love a saucy, hot faggot on a winter evening - it really warms me up inside

I've heard they're pretty good for some protein.

Not even the best spanish dish
>can be eaten cold
>works well in a sandwich
>easy to cook
>fucking delicious

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I could eat that all day. It's one of those dishes that even at the tourist traps they still make well.

That was exactly my point, it's the same with Stargazy Pie. Most people here have never heard of it in real life.

In fact, Rocky Mountain Oysters is more widespread than Stargazy Pie in real life. About a dozen locations in the US hold annual 'Testicle Festivals' where they consume testicles like Rocky Mountain Oysters. Stargazy Pie is eaten in one annual festival in a village with a population of less than 700.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicle_festival

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>facebook banned discussion of this food because of its name
Oh glorious censorship overlords who strife for moral order, have my first born and second born while getting impaled by dig dildos!

You had me until the end. Cringe.

Not even the bongs like their own food lmao. The only ones defending their shit cuisine are pakis and pajeets.

fpbp

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>Mid Tier: Toad in the hole
What in the fuck? Who dislikes toad in the hole?

They souldn't be ashamed of it, I mean, my country has really good food but it's shit in almost everything else. They should just laugh at it with their famous british humour.

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While I agree with the pork and how paella is just some degenerated shit at this point that thing in particular always disgusted me. Sometimes more simple food is better.

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Damn it Chise, not this shit again!

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I feel conflicted. On the one hand piglets are cute and lovely little treasures. On the other hand I want to sink my teeth into that tender baby flesh. Look at the glazing, I bet it's sweet and deliciously complements the taste of pork.

Same with horses. I love them and there's a petting zoo near my house where I sometimes go to pet one, but on the other hand that ain't stopping me from eating a horse steak whenever I get the opportunity.

Hell, I'd probably eat dogmeat if I knew for sure that it was clean and handled properly. I just fucking love to eat while also loving animals. Call me a hypocrite, I don't give a fuck.

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>God tier is typical breakfast and shit that was already culturally appropriated to Murrika anyway
Wew lad. Just wew.

Go fuck yourself. Japanese curry is fucking delicious savory goodness and much better than that overspiced goopy shit that Indians make. Japanese and Thai curry are leagues better than Indian curry.

>Curry was first brought to Japan by British sailors, who brought them from India.
This shit fucking blows my mind. It would be like Americans introducing Pierogi from Poland to France. Why didn't curry just naturally flow from India into Japan?

toxic in latin refers to the poisonous yew tree, from which also derives greek 'taxos' or (yew) bow

Japan was in full autist mode for centuries at that point.

OFFICIAL FOOD TIER LIST

>God Tier
Japanese, Italian, French
>High tier
Chinese, Korean, German, Spanish
>Mid tier
American, Mexican, Thai, Vietnamese, Greek
>Low tier
Indian, Middle Eastern
>Shit tier
British

I've never seen an OP get so many replies. I've not had too much, if any, britbong food myself but some of it seems ok.

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i'd put german in mid tier
also where is northern urope (low tier)

>I've never seen an OP get so many replies

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That's just normal. Most people are like that.

Absolute tastelet

What about sausage rolls?

It's more like a snack, and the meat is bad.

>Chips and Fish
>"""""God Tier""""""
This is seriouslly what pass as god tier food in Bongstan? Pathetic

Before machines were invented this technique did work. Especially when most guns took 10 mins to reload so you were in trouble if you fired too early.

500 for desserts > all

Jap curry isn’t curry, curry is defined as being spicy not sweet.
None spicy or sweet curry is called a stew, japs need a new name for their sweet meal.

Say what you want about the food, but they know how to make a good cup of tea. I used to just pour boiling water over a teabag in a mug when I want to drink some (I mostly drink coffee), but after I tried some proper tea, I got some loose leaf English breakfast tea, let it steep in a separate teapot and have it with a splash of milk, it makes a huge difference.

Grayson?

Put Eastern European and Russian in shit tier too.

You shut your whore mouth.

I said SAVORY, not sweet. And Japanese curry has just the right amount of kick to it without the spice being overpowering.

With Indian curry and Indian food in general, all you can taste is spice since Pajeets have to use an overabundance of spice in their food as natural preservatives and bacteria killers since they live in a 3rd world shithole that they created due to their shitty backwards lifestyle, which compels them to bathe in their own filth at the Ganges River and shit in designated shitting streets after eating too much overspiced curry and other bullshit that set their colons on fire.

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>they live in a 3rd world shithole that they created due to their shitty backwards lifestyle
Fucking this. India is a literal shithole.

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