*ahem*

*ahem*
Fuck witches and fuck magic.

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I'd rather use magic to fuck witches

itt: small bombs

How can you fuck something that doesn’t exist?

By fucking a emasculated boy dressed as a witch!

Bomb X.

Episode 9 will reveal that all Ushiromiyas are alive. They managed to escape on Krauss' spaceship to his moon hotels.
Oddly, when the spaceship's speed exceeded the speed of light, Maria's jaw bone got cloned and fell back on the island.

based

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Based.

Battler is just acting up because he wants Beatrice-sama to punish him.

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because of time dilation, they arrive back on earth in Ciconia a hundred years later

But Battler, you're the witches.

>time dilation
>dilation
Sure it's an umineko thread heh

>fuck magic.

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nice try dumbass but you're in the wrong here

kanon and george are the culprit this is my theory:

1st game:1st twilight:george and kanon with the help of the accomplices kill the 6 but george thinks that shannon fake his dead
2nd twilight:George knoks and Eva opens the door, then he and kanon kill him them kanon and genji falsify the closed room
with the helps of nanjo kanon fakes his death and kills the others

2nd game:kanon and geroge kills the 6 in the first crepuscole
then kanon kills jessica and his personality and become yasu
then he kills the kumasa and nanjo
geroge close the room and kills gohda then tries to convince shannon to help him but she refuses and he kills her , then commits suicide

3rd:game 1st twilight:kanon with the help of nanjo creates the circle of the closed rooms
after george convinces maria to go out with his mother kanon waiting for them and kills them
genji or kumasawa or nanjo put a cigarette in the room of eva so kirye rudolf and hideoshi
go in kanon's trap
geroge convinces krauss and natsuhi to follow him in the garden then he and kanon kill them
george goes to see shannon thinking she is alive so kanon is forced to kill him
after he kills nanjo
thinking he was in 2 eva kills battler believing the killer then escapes from the island

genji drugs half of the dishes and poison the rest, dress as a kinzo is recognized by survivors as kinzo.
kusamawa convinces gohda to escape and warn the cousins then kanon and shannon bring people drugged to prison and lock themselves in under Genji order.
so they force george and jessica to leave the rooms and george kills jessica. meanwhile kanon makes people escape from the cell and once outside kills them. he goes to george and once he finds out that shannon is dead yasu is forced to kill him. kills genji and settles the bodies before the battler test.
maria eats her mother's poisoned food and dies

with this theory you didnt need shannon=kanon and erika body

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pretty sure that fucking witches makes you gay

what happened in real world:
george and kanon made an agreement
george will help kanon for obtain the credit card(golden brooch) and he will escape with shannon.

he had sent letters to yasu every year but if the jealous kinzo would have found out he would have been dangerous for her so he agreed with shannon he would send the letters to her and then she would give them to kanon
but the jealous george who was unaware of this I think thinking that they were really for shannon destroyed them because he was jealous of battler and loved shannon.
but a miracle happened when battler return to the island he never forgot yasu and when he see kanon he understand her real identity.

so kanon wanted to stop everything but george wanted his parents and battler dead to eliminate all the obstacles between her and shannon
like kinzo during the war (george true kinzo erade)
so george kills everyone but after shannon rejects him desperately kills her and commits suicide.
the only ones that remain are eva battler and yasu

this is what happened in the real world
without love you cant understand this!!!!

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>Beato is not a tranny
Technically speaking he isn't, but still.

yes they mad up this bullshit
ryukishi for money sold the stroy and they create shit manga

There’s nothing gay about fucking Erika.

I've read up to part 4.
It wasn't as good as people says.

is eva and hydeoshy are the culprit in the first game
why they let kanon enter in the room?

the only person who eva let enter is george!!!

Autism.

explaine why
its the true
kanon isnt shannon
there is 17 bodies
ryukishy think erika after the first 4 games
so the thery of erika body is wrong

>becomes sorcerer himself
Yeah. NO Mr.incompetent.

image have grey hair at 30yo
all his granfather

TSK *AHEM*

in umineko anime(i know is shit)
battler saw the body of shannon
but there is only 17 body
so someone is death or fake his death
in every case this confirm that there are 17 people in the island
so or kanon isnt shannon or the is a x person

(i know anime is shit but ryukishi help to made it
so he will never do it if shannon body didnt exist)

so the sentence whaif if george enter must be taken different as

GEORGE THINKS THAT KANON FAKED HER DEATH SO IF HE WENT IN WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT IN REALITY SHANNON WAS DEAD AND THE KANON PLAN WOULD BE DESTROYED

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remeber what say beato:
if a corpse of a person have only half of the face anyone can say that he is death

so if george had seen the body of scannon he would have immediately understood that she was dead and that kanon had betrayed the agreement

>and then Battler started crying agian...

They didn't let anyone. Kanon opened the door with a master key, cut the chain, shot them and placed the stakes in the wounds. Then when they discovered the magic circle he lied about the door having the chain intact and having to cut it, when in fact it was cut long ago.

>battler saw the body of shannon
Yeah, he saw the hand with a ring that doesn't confirm anything. Who says she was actually dead and not merely pretending? Battler didn't look at her directly and asked Nanjo to do it but he's an accomplice and confirmed that she's "dead" when she wasn't.

>if george had seen the body of scannon
Too bad he was too heartbroken to look at her thus never confirming that she's actually dead.

o yes stay in her bed without fight with her fighting skill
she was in the bed becase the person who enter was trust by her
her son george!!!!
lambda beato and bern say no thing can be mistake for a body
so there is a body
shannon body? a x person body?
doesent matter this confirm that there is a 17th body who isnt of erika
so shannon = kanon theory is wrong

You can't fight much when you have a gun pointed at you. Besides, chances are she was sleeping.
>lambda beato and bern say no thing can be mistake for a body
>so there is a body
No, it just means you can't mistake a mannequin or something like that for a dead body, doesn't mean there IS actually a dead body and not someone playing dead.

he made battler and jessica go in the wherehouse
he know that shannon fake her death so he wanted to use this

>muh is gf die he cant be the culprit
his cry was fake

when eva give evidence of kinzo inexistence
he becomes worried and the next vitctim were his parents and kinzo

>You can't fight much when you have a gun pointed at you. Besides, chances are she was sleeping

kanon open the door and destroy the chain make heavy sound
its impossible that eva (a champion of martial arts) dont hears it and didnt try to fight

and in the 1st game eva try to deny kinzo existence why do it if u are the culprit and everyone think that kinzo do everything

everything cant be mistake for a body
when battler enter in the wherehouse he say that there is more than 5 bodies but he didnt sure
why?
because he she only half of shannon body enought
and this proof the existence of a 17th body who arent of erika
but there is only 17 body
so erika body didnt exist
shannon = kanon theory is fake
read the vn and stop reading this shit manga

You should learn English before trying to read anything.

cuck language for faggots
image lose argument so start to insult others grammar
why this is bad english?
u have a degree in english language?
no so shut up and argument brainlet