Shingeki no Kyojin

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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Is she worth sacrificing billions of lives?

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Reminder that Hisu AND Annie are best cheerleaders

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>5 days
We're almost there, bros.

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Of course. They are both equals. Historia is just more equal.

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Cringe and Ragetard-pilled

>Cucked by memories

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>Nobody bothered to make a proper summary about the LH orphanage smartpass
I'm so tired

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Absolutely

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Nope. True 50-50

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Post 'em. I'll translate it.

MIND YOUR AUTISM, FUCKING SPICLOIDS

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That image is no longer relevant.

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Mods do your fucking job

Not this chapter sorry.
You may have to wait till next month.

Nobody posted the raws either.

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Reposting this here because it brings up a trope I wasn't aware of.

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Guys like Hisu for her personality

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Well, time to beg in t*mblr

YES. She's the most perfect human being I've ever seen. It's a honor to kill for her.

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We will get another Dadren hint for sure.

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Calm down, Eren.

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Nothing wrong with that

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I miss Ymiru

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We know, Muhammad.

What is your honest opinion of this character?

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We know Bert.

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Shows Isayama's mistake as a writer

Her story arc was really predictable.

Based Bert curing dykemir

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There was no need for her. She went through the same character development as Reiner. She's a waste of pages, really.

Both hated and forgotten by Isayama

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We know, Hisu

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Ymir was ones of his favorites. He only hates Bert.

>LH is the third most p-p-popular ship!
>Meanwhile EHchads got a live translation for our smartpass
Dabbing on these LHcucks.

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Do you think that Eren is freely choosing Historia, or that Grisha is influencing him to make reparations with the Reiss family out of guilt?

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>thunder spear detonated right in front of him
>shockwave lifts him off the ground sending him flying
>3DMG fingers torn off
>rendered fully unconscious from impact, possible brain damage
Will he ever fight again?

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Freely

Mikasa is...

Of course not

I love Levi but man, he is not coming back

loyal waifu

best girl!!

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The "influencing" thing is a lie, Eren was lying to Armin and Mikasa about everything.
Mikasa isn't really overcome with her Ackerman genetics either

Based and also redpilled.

Reposting for conversation relevance.

Thunder Spears are front loaded with explosives behind a penetrative tip. Zeke took the body of the blast which kept the impact point low, akin to what happens when a person throws themselves onto a grenade. What injured manlet was the pressurized concussive blast and the shrapnel, this can be observed by seeing how Zeke is blown apart, but the cart is mostly flattened while both manlet and the horses are full of shrapnel. In all likelihood, manlets fingers were severed due to the fact that he was holding the ODM grips at the time of the explosion. Unable to naturally flex due to being in the grips, they were torn off.

Mikasa was able to heal from broken ribs and damage to the tissue around them in no time. Manlet MIGHT have a concussion and some fractures, but his Ackerhealing will take care of that. All he really needs is his hand bound up and stitches. Beyond that, he'll be right as rain in no time.

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Perfect in every way.

Neither. Historia chose him, and despite any reservations he ultimately couldn't refuse her.

Why do you want him to fight again? He deserves to retire. Let him be happy.

Reminder that Sasha is the best cheerleader.

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The best ending for manlet is death while fulfilling his promise.

cute, but only when she has bedhead

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Erenfags threatened by Levichads lol

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Those smartpass were released to the public my dear fujo, no need to create another fight with LHfags (casually happening when LE posting appears) when we have the drawfag and a moonfag translating

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He was bleeding pretty heavily when we saw him flying away from the cart. His injuries are probably more severe than just shrapnel wounds.

Ymir is sexy too

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is beauty
is grace
and ready to lift some weights

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>just shrapnel wounds
He's pretty much disfigured
He will never be popular with the ladies again

EH IS OTP

Strong. Stronger than you guys. Very strong.

Brunettes >>>>>>>> Blondes

I don't think he'll heal enough in time to be useful. He might have internal injuries as well

best girl

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You bleed pretty heavily from a lot of things. Even a shallow cut in your scalp can bleed like crazy. And few wounds are actually worse than shrapnel wounds. Truth be told, the concussive injuries that could have injured his organs are the most life threatening thing that happened to him. But again, Ackerhealing says fuck injuries.

>Hange: Give up on your dream and live, Levi

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How much time passed between atop the walls and Mikasa chopping wood? It wasn't long iirc and it was recent enough for them to say that she shouldn't even be moving. To me, that sets a precedent that disagrees with your assertion.

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I worry Mikasa will rape Eren in a jealous rage once she finds out he has impregnated Historia. Poor Eren. Poor Historia. Nether are strong enough to stop this monster.

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Is ackerhealing confirmed? I mean Mikasa's ribs were broken and she chopped woods and was doing situps a week later. Maybe Levi really has a chance.

YArmong is destined to be.

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>a week later.
Confirmed? I just mentioned that here

A chance for what, if anything his fight will be more mental than anything

unpopular but true

Hey, shipfags I don't know what kind of faces you're making right now, but you fags really are the worse pieces of shit. I bet no one in the history of manga has shipped anything as retarded as you. I've gotta erase you. You shouldn't be allowed to post anymore. What the hell are you thinking? I've never felt so revolted before. Just thinking of you and your retarded ships is making me want to vomit. You big damn pests. It's time to exterminate you.

You fags are neither intellectuals nor patrician. You're just retards. You're psychotic mass retards who've killed countless innocent threads that never did anything wrong. That's right, I'm still too naive. I've gotta do what I can. Do what I can to make you fags suffer and die in the worst way possible. You've got it coming.

Get away from me shipfags. I'll kill you all.

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Gabi says be happy.

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Correct

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Idk. Just an assumption.

I enjoy her personality and her interactions with other characters but her subplot is boring and predictable, she doesn't warrant all the screentime she has gotten and it's ridiculous how many times she has been spared by her enemies just for being a little girl

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Amazonian goddess

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>Just an assumption.
Don't say it as though it's a fact in the conversation then.

This is a story of sorrow and happiness.
Here there was a happy man playing with his 5 children. He has grey hair, wears glasses and is proud of his hairy beard. He was a shifter once
One day, another man in wheelchair, in his 50s, approached the guy playing with his kids
>Wheelchairman: Y-you...don't think I forgot what you did. You beardy...
>Beardy: Captain...I know I did terrible things...but I've changed. I am a new man now.
The old man in the wheelchair coughed
>Man-in-wheelchair: ...you...you...this is not fair
His wrinkles became even more noticeable. The poor old man had poor hair too. Can't believe this is the same man who used to have a beautiful raven hair
>Beardy: Levi...my friend. If you need any help...you know you are not alone. And well...I have my kids too. You could try be a fath-
>Levi: THAT EXPLOSION MADE ME STERILE, ZEKE
>Beardy:... I didn't know that. Captain...
The beardy guy tried to hug Levi, but this one refused with a sudden move, falling from his wheelchair.
>Beardy: Levi!
The beardy guy helped him. The captain didn't say anything, and abandoned the zone in silence. Before going away, one of Zeke's kids said
>Kid: w-wow, you are really short!
And another day passed, another day about a father just enjoying life with his children

Fuck yes

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Fuck off you nitpicking cunt.

He has more injuries than a few broken ribs. I think that'll take a bit longer than a week to heal from

>she has been spared by her enemies just for being a little girl
This wouldn't be a problem is those suffered the consequences for their actions

Apologize.

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Is the LEfujo samefagging again?

He's going to kill all the Wall Titans when the rumbling begins, obviously.
Can't people see that we're reaching the climax and that the rumbling is going to start after the paths memory trip? Manlet's fight is going to be psychological because he will never be able to rely on his strength or his heroics again.

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Yeah Mikasa, I did fuck him.
What are you gonna do about it?

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Yes.

It doesn't mean it's bad

What would it take to kill off the shipfaggotry in this general? Is it even possible at this point?

>LEVI LEVI LEVI
>Mikasa is kakkoi
>""EHfags"" suddenly insulting LHfags
>Manlet will come back soon to destroy Zeke
What do you think

>This level of anger for being told not to make things up
Your parents should have beaten you.

Given as how he's basically the ultra-Ackerman, I can see some sort of allowance being made to boost his healing. Not that I want that, I would prefer he stayed out of the current events.

I never implied that. I just wish she does something unpredictable and moves the plot forward.

Share his cum with you

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Levi has too many fingers

Sounds like you have shit taste. Predictability doesn't imply that it's bad.

Just ignore, they are too predictable

holy kek is that a pube?

>What is 119

Hot

Nonsense. 2D scars can be plenty attractive.

3D scars too tbqh

Levi-heichou... I choose you to be the father! *boops*

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>soon user will admit shipfags aren't that bad
based

Post Moekasa!

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She swore revenge on Eren and she got it. It's predictable.

disgusting

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Which would you adopt?

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>Anons are now pretending that Gabi blowing the main characters head clean off his shoulders with an anti tank rifle is predictable.

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a cute doggo

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yess

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Annie when!

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Ereh!

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Hansi

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That's no cat...

The one in the middle, cause I like cats. The other two can die.

Long after you’re dead user

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Based

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Patrician's choice

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Good suit.

>no baby horse

no

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Jean was used to make glue

>176 cm
Too short to be Amazon if the data from that documentary is still valid. But she looks taller for some reason

I want all three

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Catreh...

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Reminder that Armong and Mansaka should have died in RTS.
They are a waste of panels with zero personality that contribute nothing to the story or its themes (Especially after they see the ocean)
They are so irrelevant to the point that Reiner and Historia took their places.

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>gets away with everything
Monki deserves the best

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It's why i haven't been here in 2 weeks and hope the manga crashes and shipfags kts.

My dick always go hard with Historia pics. Not matter the context.

yes I forgot the text

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>Mikasa is...

...an autistic yandere that will never ever get what she wants.

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Hopefully never

So it's come to this Mikasa....a fight to the death

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>yes I forgot the text
The post was objectively better without the next.

People that are cringe don’t deserve anything

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No sacrifice is too great for the Queen of the New Eldian Empire!

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ugly dog

Levi, but without personality or any form of chemistry with other characters.

Mikasa would grab you by the ankles and tear you in two.

When was the last time Historia spoke? She's mommy-tier now, I don't think she's gonna doing anything else but have a baby. If anything, Zeke and Gabi took the places of Armin and Mikasa rather than Reiner (his role is unchanged, still the Reiner of SnK lol) and Historia.

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>Pajeet

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gorgeous.

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All hail God Empress of Eldia!

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>Erwuinius

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>Just kidding, I love you!

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>Mikasa isn’t the one being slain
It’s shit

Sorry, Mr. Ackerman.

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Is the plot so piss poor that people can only focus on the shipping? Disappointing.

The heroine of the story, bound to Eren by the red thread of fate.

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>Hisu kicking Mikasa’s ass
Yes please

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>Is the plot so piss poor that people can only focus on the shipping?
>Not the first post from this IP
Looks like you know the answer and are just being a little whining bitch for the sake of falseflagging. SAD. Find a better use for your time, pathetic-kun

Would EM beat EL in popularity if Mikasa was always male?

Soon.

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I don't think so but it would be very popular

soon

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No, because fujo prefer age gap, and Levi is a sexier character than Mikasa. Levi is ridiculously hot.
Signed, a fujo

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>Monki deserves the best

Only if he renounces his cuckoldry and swallows the Abepill.

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Zeke will be the best uncle ever

>Zeke will be the cringiest uncle ever

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>Reminder that Armong and Mansaka should have died in RTS.

Basado.

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Next chapter will be the last flashback chapter right bros

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I think they would turn it into a threesome. Mikasa already has a crush on Eren, but Levi became his babysitter. I can see fujos letting LM fight over Eren and then have sex together.

Cute

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Can you explain to me, what exactly is hot about levi?

i think so. mikasa's protective nature and her stoic character would make her pretty popular among fujos

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The last flashback chapter before the next flashback chapter, yes.

would Hisu allow Mikasa to lick Eren's cock clean?

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TRIPS OF TRUTH

+ he would be half asian, the nips would love him

Lmao if only this was ironic but retards actually believe it

No. Dogs don't lick their owners clean after sex.

But why is shipping of all things so prevalent on /snk/?

Su casa

Unironically it's likely that farmer will be EH gift to Mikasa so she doesn't end up alone

Because they open threads everyday and almost nothing happens in the manga, look how you don't even bring any thing to talk about

Some fujo would support that, but the majority have an OTP. They would wish for the death of Mikasa/Levi so their ship would win, also to prove their Ackerman is stronger.

He has a raw, dangerous vibe coupled with a very particular, almost prissy personality. Even though I don't usually go for short guys, his aggressive confidence just makes it so you can't look away. He's the coolest to see fight, and has a pussy-wettening voice in the anime. He's the kind of guy you might not like or want to date, but who you'd definitely want to be fucked by. Levi exudes big dick energy.

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>I-I was popular with women, just trust me. W-When? Why do you care?
>Big dick energy
Manlet is a kissless hugless virgin.

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Based

Right now, it's because we're approaching the finish line and virtually everyone is single, and people want characters they like to get something close to a happy ending, which is frequently represented by finding love. It also doesn't help that pretty much the entire run has been ship-free, except for a tease here or there.

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that's fake news bitch

>fujos don't understand the character they like
Amazing how even Zeke knew manlet better

She'll settle for Jean and he'll be better to her than Eren ever would or could be.

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Is that an EH for ants?

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You mean because he beat up Eren

More little Hanji?

Mikasa looks dead inside.

No, take older Hange with saggy boobs

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Best EH

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So we're all in agreement that the academy girl is Ms. Tybur, right?
>Has a titan with precise creation abilities
>Requires extensive education in engineering and human anatomy

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>Mikasa looks dead inside

Because in that moment, she is.
>even Mikautistika saw EH coming

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Eren and Mikasa have passionate sex everyday.

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>Marlowe and Hanji
>Armin and Annie
>Levi and Petra
>Historia and Ymir
>Mikasa and Eren
>Jean and Mikasa
Are you kidding? There's tons of shipping implied or directly stated

I thought it was supposed to be Gabi.

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What if Isayama cucked out and decided Eren is not a father, just a friend who tell her to get pregnant?

Is he still based?

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>Eren and Hisu have passionate sex every day

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No.

>Marlowe and Hanji

N-nani?!

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the middle aged woman is strong in this one

>Marlowe and Hanji
First Hitch and now Hanji, Marlowe is the ultimate chad

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No armbands. Tyburs are the only Eldians who can afford to remove their armbands.

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>Eren and Hisu have passionate sex everyday while Mikasa watches against Hisu's wishes

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That looks nothing like Hisu.

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She is hiding a big pair

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Like i said, a tease here or there, but none of those actually happened. Also, you forgot EH, the one most likely to actually happen.

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Pii!

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>"Why are you fucking a dog, Eren? And why the hell are you showing me you fucking a dog? A male dog at that... What the shit, Eren...?"

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Doujin will be at least 20 pages long please be excited

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>Manlet staring at her wet shirt in that one smartpass sidestory
Yes, she is

...no

>Tyburs are the only Eldians who can afford to remove their armbands

I doubt those are all Tyburs. More likely an oversight, IMO.

He loves that ackerpussy

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What the chuffing fuck is that perspective

Lady Tybur is the only eldian at the school. The others are Marleyans.

Was this foreshadowing?

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>trying to 1v2 a Hackerman and the Colossal Titan
>without her Panzer gear and crew

F

>Armin is going to become the Colossal Cart soon
Not sure if want

>Floch bullying Eren
No it isn't

>He loves that ackerpussy

Yes he does.

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She's so sexy

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>Reproduction prohibited

Mmmmmaybe.

No. Not only would this be stupid and disappointing, but it would be a waste of time. Reader reveals one of the main secrets of the manga - fucking Ymir, but pregnancy is still shrouded in mystery, now imagine that we get subject to Rogue's theory but with Eren instead of Yelena. The biggest shit is the inconsistency of Eren’s character, this bastard puts the island and friends in danger in order not to sacrifice Historia, but at the same time tell her to go fuck the farmer? And how will he be better than Grisha if he persuades his friend to bring a child to this world for the sake of his plan? But EM/YH/fujoshits do not care about it, I can not understand their logic.

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>STILL no Zeke in the AU
Fuck Isayama

>AA

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Last AUs have been disappointing

>eats her friend
>friend
She was indifferent to Bert at best. At worst she despised him like Reiner.

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I hope they are happy together.
>(in the afterlife since they're dead)

Which assistant is this

Yes

Levi's dead, bros. His mouth is the "this character is dead and never coming back" mouth. Please accept it.

The zombie one was nice. It was just ruined by shipfaggotry in these threads.

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Indifferent maybe, but I don't think she held him in the same negative regard as Reiner.

Nah the zombie one was dumb too. I wanted some story about Jean or BRA or something and of course fucking Zeke, the manga is going to end without Zeke in the AU

>Levi's dead, bros. His mouth is the "this character is dead and never coming back" mouth. Please accept it.

Hange too. The story will never return to them, except possibly to show their bloated bodies festering in the hot sun on a desolate river bank in the middle of nowhere.

They're happy (because now they're reunited with their respective waifu and husbando).

>not believing in the AckerGOD

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This is higher than I thought it would be.

If I had a blonde daughter I would name her this

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gross

He's dead, user.
You have to let it go.

Best grandparents

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She probably held him in a negative regard because he also failed to save Marcel and did nothing when Reiner bullied her into killing Marco

Stacystoria's autism unironically brings the hype. No offense to other characters who didn't get focus yet or at all but the best fake previews have always been hers. I hope she comes back to the forefront before the end or Zeke gets a cameo.

Expect to see his scarred face again, user.

Believing Levi is dead is on the same level as people who believe Eren is dead. They are too sexy for Isayama to kill.

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>settle for Jean
She'll have to wait in line

cringe grandparents

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Hange will command Levi to live, he can't fight an Ackerman order even if he wanted to.

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Eruritrash and LPpedos fantasy

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best power couple

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Is Jean the sexiest character in the manga after Erwin?

Eren is his liege now. What manlet does next is up to him.

They don't need the ackerbond though

can zeke just use the founder because he spent a long time with Ymir? also, this obviously means he has 2 bodies, one in the titan world and one thats freaking about erens head.

Pimping out a friend isn't exactly what I'd call based and even in the case of a planned pregnancy I can hardly imagine Historia somehow agreeing to it to save herself or whatever other plan they might have cooked up that would require to force a child into this world to be used, but crying about it in front of Eren and going to the Farmer (of all people) all depressed unless she asked Eren to be her partner and he said no for whatever reason. But Eren rejecting her even though he's the one who put her in this position and her still going along with the plan anyway makes even less sense.
No matter which way I look at it the Farmer scenario gets weirder and less likely every month, and I'm more and more Historia's tears in 120 have nothing to do with her lamenting the fact that she must have a child when she could simply refuse.

Historia is the sexiest, followed by Annie

Literally fucking Victoria but petite and with longer hair.

Awww

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It'd be a total waste of opportunities that could potentially expand the themes we are currently in, it would've been a noncoventional and fair closure. Isayama literally had the perfect setting for Eren to be the father, not to mention about Historia's relevance and the pregnancy itself in the plot. That being said, it doesn't mean I will drop the manga or anything like that, but for sure I'd be disappointed, and I'd find a lot of things being very questionable from a narrative perspective.

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He's in the top 5, but no
1. Levi
2. Eren
3. Zeke
4. Jean
5. Kenny

Erwin is sexy, but he's more what a straight man would find sexy, not a woman.

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Boring mary sue, literally the worst part of the current story besides Armin still being a faggot

Will the pregnancy was an accident user be in the right?

>fanfiction.brain

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>Implying Hange didn’t think he was attractive

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You get 5 minutes with Eren Yeager

What do you say?

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She's just a worst Reiner. If Falco had more character I would at least tolerate her for his sake. This was so unnecessary.

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>Historia is the sexiest, followed by Annie

I would swap their position, but otherwise absolutely fucking based.

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Reminder Hange lost Erwin's baby in the explosion

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This is not how you dress for school

Why did you attack that guy on marley? I cant see how that helped anyone

;_;

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Hange is not a typical woman. She is superior by far.

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Hange is not a woman*

How is Annie so popular all she does is be in the background

Cute and canon

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>HISTORIA IS SHIT!
*Runs away *

Eren was getting to rescue Hisu but the preview ended just a second before

>What do you say?
Words won't be necessary

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Fuck me, Daddy.

>she

I ship EH but don't start shit again. It was a dumb AU

>*dies in a titan flash 3 seconds later*

Chad or milf is okay

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Normal rules do not apply to Best Girls like Annie.

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What's your endgame?

>Manlet is genuinely disappointed that Hange is touching Erwin’s hair instead of his
Poor manlet

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Don't have sex

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Fags, can anyone post the runaway_zeke.png?

Nips still support EM

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Erase the titan stretch marks on Eren's face and this could be a generic romance novel cover. Is that really meant to be Historia and not some fujo SI? Her hair and lips are off.

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>he's more what a straight man would find sexy, not a woman.
He's top hansamu husbando. You are either a man or a lesbian.

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Thanks

I can't wait for them to be "suddenly betrayed" by EHsayama.

she's an okay character, like eren, she is the pretty straightforward edgy character, created to develop a personality over the course of time.
thing is she has barely developed in any way, besides everything she does is extremely predictable and quite bland.
I think she's just meh, maybe okay, isayama could make her a great character, but most likely won't happen.

Pic related is the same artist

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u do u boo

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Its Nip bias

>Erwin... when all of this is over...
>yes?
>... Nothing
>Erwin leaves the room
>Hansi touches her belly

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>one day
>surely

Uh, about that...

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You know, I think all the shipping faggotry only goes to show how well Isayama makes characters that the community is so goddamn passionate about them.

The nip fujos make our fujos look sane. If EH happens, the meltdown will be glorious.

As a man, here s who I think women would find the most attractive

1) Erwin
2) Adult Eren
3) Zeke
4) Jean
5) Reiner

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Nah, EH isn't surprising anyone. Most of the new straight fanart has been EH, even in Japan. It's gonna be the lamest "reveal" ever, and the rage is already happening now.

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As a man, who do you find attractive?

Based

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Well, that Historia is good. Maybe it's just a poor choice of perspective in the other art then.

Put Reiner second and it would be ok.

But that's Isayama's fault for being slow as fuck

as a woman i don't like your list lol. the fact that you include erwin and zeke but not levi baka

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cringe leddit humor

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Partially agree, her main problem id that her character was created too late in the manga, even if she is tollerable and FAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR to be a shitty character like deku and asta

You will be disappointed, dude. HoAD will be glorious.

1) Historia
2) Freida
3) Annie
4) Hitch
5) Petra

Historia is a girl you dream about marrying, Hitch is a dirty slut you want to shag

I hope it happens, EM is the most generic, predictable thing ever, if Isayama goes for the boring childhood friend with no personality it's gonna be a fucking disappointment.

Nah, actually Levi is number 1 for some reason, despite being at a height none of them would actually date in real life. But I guess the anime kind of obscures that. Then it's Eren. Then Erwin. Then Jean, Marco and Reiner in no particular order.

I'm sure that Eren will die or already dead. EM can't happen even without EH.

Levi should be number one. The rest is correct.

>he's more what a straight man would find sexy, not a woman

I thought this as well back in 2013. Yet nowadays Erwin is more my type, aside from Levi's top-tier VA. The only thing that could improve Erwin is maybe adding a beard.

I'm so baffled by all these women putting Levi #1

as a woman, here's my list
1. Levi
2. Eren
3. Young Kenny
4. Reiner
5. Jean
6. Erwin

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I'm a woman and think tha manlet is an ugly little goblin. Sorry.

1. Mikasa
2. Rico
3. Annie
4. Hange
5. Yelena

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>discussing AoT: "Levi is EASILY #1!!!"
>dating app profile: "no guys under 6'0 plz"

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Basado

Levi is an grumpy manley in his late 30's who acts like an angsty teenager, what's his appeal outside being paired with Eren for the sake of sick pedo fantasies?

I'd put Young Zeke over Reiner but pretty much my list

>The only thing that could improve Erwin is maybe adding a beard.
That’s why season 2 Erwin is best Erwin

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>Eren sees clearly, unlike others, because love for his family leads him.
Based

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>Mikasa at #1
>Yelena and Hange in the Top 5
>Hitch, Historia, and Petra not listed

Th-this is a meme list, r-right?

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Levi is hot and I'd fuck him anytime.

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he's rough, stoic, confident, ripped, has a pussy-wettening voice, is ripped af and has a sexy ass hairstyle and intimidating eyes

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strawpoll.me/18571098

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Ona hole here and yes I find Erwin the most attractive, even when he lost his arm. Hell, it even makes him sexier.

Sis, you forgot Zeke.

>1) Erwin
Good.
>2) Adult Eren
Yes, but only after he shaves off the greasy Grisha pedostache.
>3) Zeke
Perfect until he opens his mouth.
>4) Jean
Acceptable, especially post-timeskip.
>5) Reiner
My personal favourite throughout the series. Top tier as a teen and as an adult.

Tragic past with emotional issues to fix without being a broken psycho. Extremely competent and responsible in his work. Also, the cleaning thing.

oh my god i forgot young zeke. currently i think he's ugly af and looks like a grandpa but when he was like 18 he was hot. yea i agree with you

It's lame only for EMfujos which are the most mentally ill shipperfags. Because narratively speaking EH is what makes the most sense.

*ahem*
YMIR IS A WHORE!

This. I guess teens like Levi because they latch onto Sasuke-sque characters, young (looking) and edgy, but Levi is actually older, a very nice person and just awkward.
Erwin is just manly handsome and more atractive for more older women and an adquired taste for said teens.

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Almost perfect.
I'm a girl and for me it's
1. Eren
2. Zeke
3. Jean
4. Reiner
5. Erwin (he's pretty boring but cute)

I seriously shiver when I think about kissing and touching the buzzed part of his haircut, by his ears/back of his neck. I bet he smells so fucking goood.

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ok ladies now i added zeke, what do you think now?
1. Levi
2. Eren
3. Young Kenny
4. Young Zeke
5. Reiner
6. Jean
7. Erwin

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>he's ugly af and looks like a grandpa

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Hitch deserves tender love too.

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT YMIR!

Acceptable. I would put Erwin above Jean though.

GIRL FUCKING SAME THIS PANEL OF HIS NECK MAKES ME SO FUCKING HORNY GODDAMN. god how can people not want to kiss or fuck this man i'm baffled.

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I wouldn't put him at number 1 but I do find him handsome

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>Eren won't reunite with his family

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Marlowe shouldn't have been such a retard and should've stayed with her, if anything, fate fucked him over if it chose to save Floch instead of Marlowe.

Which of the male characters showed his bare torso the most? Aren't these Yagerbros?

The three of them are cute, but clearly not my type. Generally,

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Mine would be
1. Erwin
2. Reiner
3. Young KRUGER -you spatzs seem to forget how handsome he is-
4. Young Kenny
5. Jean

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I wasn't talking about that Ymir, but the one that is coming

>Hitch deserves tender love too

For keeping Best Girl company all these years and busting creepy ass Armin's balls? Absolutely. Hitch a best!

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To be fair, it's not really EM that'll have the big meltdown in Japan. It's EL, which is still somehow most popular ship. I'd say many of the original EM fans have migrated over to EH whereas the fujos still hate straight ships as much as ever.

The Japanese snk fandom skews female and fujo heavily and you can see here:

attackontitan.fandom.com/wiki/Third_Character_Popularity_Poll

Fucking Marco is somehow more popular than Historia, Annie and Sasha thanks to fujoshis.

Eren will accidentally path his consciousness into his unborn child and erase one half of his family from existence.

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Just teasing, user. You do you.

>fucking Annie has more panels and relevance than Pisstoria

Nah fujoship rarely have meltdowns since nip fujos don't care about canon

If you read the manga without relying on marketing or any shit you just see manlet doesn't even interact a lot with Eren and he is the same with the others too.
I think they misunderstand the character and the waiting for chapters make them create their own headcanons.

Now that you mentioned touching his hair, I can't stop thinking about it. Is that a fetish?

The Tokyo Ghoul HoAD begs to differ.

She is so cute

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RISE UP MARCBROS!!!

TGre meltdown?

But fujos are trapped in their own little chamber and give no shits about canon

It'll surprise animeonlies a lot considering araki

This, fujoshi is an insult for them, just dumb women to get the money from

Are you the father or nah?

Weren't that mostly western fujos? I remember seeing the meltdown on tumblr.

Canon doesn't matter

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>muh waste and dissapointment
All the replies are pathetic

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Hisu likes standing on boxes, doesn't she?

Any woman who has dated a guy with a fresh buzz knows how good it feels. Seriously I could play with it forever...

I'm sure Connie's would feel heavenly too, but he's just not as hot as Levi, and a full buzz isn't as aesthetically pleasing.

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>Any last words?

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I knew Historia has grown visibly taller, but didnt know it was such a big growth spurt

Not necessarily, I was anime-only until the end of season 3 and I could see EH coming a mile away. Finding out stuff like the pregnancy after I picked up the manga just solidified it for me.

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I guess I'm missing out on something.

if its a fetish then i fucking have it lol

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>HoAD

???

>dumb
At least they don't take their ships seriously unlike all the westerner shippers

Will they ever meet again?

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This one EMfag is particularly delusional, though. She tries to convince everyone on twitter that the baby daddy theories don't exist outside of the Western fandom when animenb, a fucking EMfag of all things, dedicated a whole article to analysing Historia's memory shard and how it increased the chances of Eren being the father after asking their followers on twitter who supported EM/Mikasa what they thought about the likelyhood of EH being a thing.

Just curious, when did you notice it? Cause EH was downplayed a lot in the anime compared to the manga.

Oh god twitter is invading again

No, her dead body is floating down a river somewhere with manlet's mangled corpse.

Levi will become a shifter, possibly the next Beast.

What if your boyfriend trusted you to cut his hair

>Eren crystalized Annie
>Eren visited her many times which is maybe partly why Hitch joked that she’s popular
>He has Annie’s memories
>He used her memory of Marcel’s confession on Porco and Reiner
>She might have been in the paths this whole time.
>Annie’s Dad is peak parenting to Eren

EA is the twist and endgame

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Never used it. Social media is cancer.

You didn't realize that when all the women in the thread refer to Manlet as Levi? For shame user, for shame.

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The page with Historia makes me think she will meet with her at least, no clue about Eren but I doubt Eren would like seeing her nose near Historia

Fucking BASADO.

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As a woman who interacts with other female fans a lot it's more or less accurate save for the first one, which should naturally be Manlet (although I don't personally find him all that attractive and think timeskip Eren is the hottest male in the manga by a landslide).

along with his buzzed neck he also has these sexy strands of hair in his face. isayama knew what he was doing when creating him i tell you

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Based nips

You're literally on a social medium right now.

They definitely do. For example, Bourbon, a Conan character popular with fujos, got a spinoff which introduced a female love interest. Japanese fujos had a meltdown that ended with the mangaka literally apologizing and saying that they will reflect on their mistakes.

>Eren crystalized Annie, visited her many times and has her memories
When and how?

I'm pretty sure that's one whale talking alone

I like Ymir too, the non-dyke but a bit tom-boyish version the author intended her to be. I think Bert's taciturn personality is what made him unlikable, if anything. Not sure why exactly though.

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Why are you so afraid of Levi's name, user?

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The cave scene coupled with the farm scene with Mikasa so shortly thereafter, and then the award ceremony where Eren says he won't sacrifice her. Three big foreshadows in quick succession.
I'm fairly high IQ though so YMMV amongst normiefolk.

>Bert is dead
>Armong will marry Mankasa
>Eren has Hisu
All according to Hitch’s keikaku

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fanlore.org/wiki/Hall_of_Anal_Devastation

Why is Eren such a waifufag

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Eh, I guess, but I was referring to normieshit like Twatter and Faceberg.

>t. woman

He's known as Manlet in these threads, newfag.

I wish more men IRL rocked Levi undercuts.

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>I'm fairly high IQ though so YMMV amongst normiefolk.
user...

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Nip fujos usually know their ships are delusional and just enjoy the porn, merch or whatever little interactions they get in the manga. EMfags however are as entitled there as they are in the West and will definitely be mad. Don't know enough about nip YHfags to make a prediction of their reactions, but I know one of their most prominent artists showed some appreciation for the EH day and congratulated the artists for organising it.

This happened.

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>Fuck you too user

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Thank you, user.

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I have Erwin's haircut, I've always been kind of proper

He looks like a hate-filled Bobby Hill.

Youre welcome ErwLfujo

Post pic

You should have grown up in the mid-late 90s then. They were everywhere.

How come Eren keeps getting saved by girls? It's downright direspectful

oof playing with his hair is something different than cutting/shaving it since i'm really bad at it and already fucked up doing that lmao

They know their ships won't happen, so they want the "open ending" where nobody ends with anyone. If hypothetically the Haikyuu boys all suddenly got serious female love interests, as would be typical of high school boys, you don't think the fujos will be up in arms?

the chad nip fujo vs. the virgin western hamplanet
fujo:
>ships it because it's hot
>canon, what canon
>cordially ignores conflicting ships she doesn't like
hamplanet:
>ships it for ideological reasons
>expects it will become canon and throws a shitfit when it doesn't
>autistically kvetches about everyone else's ships
I don't know why the mentality in western fandoms is so different but it feels bad.

She was really fucking cool in that scene, and so was her voice acting. I wish S3 was animated and directed a little better than it ended up being: some iconic scenes were merely "great" when they could and should have been perfect.

>chad
>fujo
That fucking doesn't exist, fagot

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Blame Araki.

Based

Not bragging, merely stating facts.

>gay shit that isn't yuri

Uh, no thanks.

Historia saved him and now he's saving her. Nothing wrong with that.

>>ships it because it's hot
>>canon, what canon
>>cordially ignores conflicting ships she doesn't like
This is me

>>canon, what canon
What the fuck is point of shipping if there's literally no chance of it becoming a canon?

Just autism

>gets saved by Historia
>forces her to fuck a farmer
Thanks a lot Eren, big hero

Good for you for not sperging like the other fujos

>fagot

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>ships it because it's hot

Aaaah, that's a fair point. I wonder if nip SnK fujos would be more accepting of EM than EH, though, or if it would make any difference to them that the most likely MC pair would be with a relatively unpopular female character he only started interacting with 60+ chapters ago rather than the designated main heroine.

>head canon

>Levi exudes big dick energy
wrong ackerman

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You farmerfags have become a lot less common than you used to be.

post confirmed cannon ships

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fun, pleasure, yadda yadda. not everyone has a stick up their ass when it comes to fictional characters

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Do you understand that this >The cave scene coupled with the farm scene with Mikasa so shortly thereafter, and then the award ceremony where Eren says he won't sacrifice her. Three big foreshadows in quick succession. is a little stupid? This can't be an foreshadows.

Hans will save manletto's soul

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Rude. His name is Levi.

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>What the fuck is point of shipping
It's for fun

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>Zeke just needed a cute royal of his own to knock some sense into him

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>EMfujo can't see the forest for the trees

Pottery.

Nothing wrong with farmers, plus it's not like he'd force her if she didn't want to.

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Autism

>Funny asshole with likeable personality, even if he's also a murderous cunt
Kenny is the best Ackerman, the other two spergspawns can't compete.

Reminder that Manlet will have 9 children with Hans.

Co-signed, and I don't even like Kenny that much.

I like Kenny because he's such a unique character compared to the others. He belongs in an old western or something

>caring so much about two fictional people becoming together and crying when they're not instead of being comfy and simply enjoying cute fanarts/doujins/fanfics for the chemistry and compatability
Why are you so pathetic, user?

I don't think you can reproduce in the afterlife where they both now reside, user.

user, I'm EHfag, but I do not consider this an foreshadows. There was only friendship between them. We started talking about EH only because of pregnancy, and even in this case, anos began to suggest love recently because of family themes.

Kek, he's Rivaille.

>instead of being comfy and simply enjoying cute fanarts/doujins/fanfics for the chemistry and compatability
But when people do that someone complains saying to stop shipping. So now shipping is okay?

You mean Ravioli. Frieda is Geographia.

>user, I'm EHfag, but I do not consider this an foreshadows.
I don't know user, in mangas if guy tells girl "You're amazing" and she blushes in response then it's basically a proposal.

>instead of being comfy and simply enjoying cute fanarts/doujins/fanfics

This. The only ship I really care significantly about is pic related, and I've accepted that it has roughly a 0.1% chance of happening at this point, and if it did happen now that it would basically be a complete asspull, but I still think it's cute and aesthetic and save fan art of it when I see it.
The fact that it won't happen does not cause me any real discomfort.

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Historically, nip ELfujos absolutely hate EM, since it was by far the most popular and likely straight Eren ship.

As for whether fujos hate EH more than EM, I think yes. In addition to what you said, some of the fujos also ship YH, so they have twice the reason to hate EH.

I think you meant Raviolet.

I miss Geographia.

he really stole the show each time he was on the page

Post current ships and say their chance of happening

It always feels a little weird when you see these kind of jokes pop up because it just makes you realise how dramatically farmerposting has dwindled over time. Just go back to 7-8 months ago and I could swear you'd see Farmer be mentioned almost as often as Eren or Historia.

Me x Hange - 100%
Me x Sasha - 100%
Me x Mikasa - 100%
Me x Pieck - 100%
Me x Hitch - 100%

See pic related here:

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Based.

Farmer King this and FARMED that. We've come a long way.

Based Jean

Hanji x Levi - 80%
Historia x Eren - 40%
Falco x Gabi - 60%

user... you must understand that this is stupid or is it just a bait?

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Fujos were too triggered back then, now they falseflag with rape or some weird shit but I guess they got bored at the moment

>Me x Sasha - 100%

Necrophilia is illegal in most places, user.

are fujos even human?

I never thought I would make use of this gif

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user... this can't be considered a foreshadows

She's alive in my heart and that's all that matters.

Okay, kid.
>Mikautistika could see it coming but user could not

Truly, it is the cut of bullied Disney Channel movie protagonists with skateboards.

To Eren, it's basically like fucking lady liberty.

People thought Eren being the father was a lot less likely back then.

Back then, there were people unironically arguing that Armin or Floch was the father or some shit and you don't see that anymore

More like:
EH: 99.9%
FG: 80%
LH: 0% (because they're already dead)

EA isn’t going to be an asspull. The set up already happened during the trainee days and all Eren has to is think about that, visit her crystal and take her out of it

>FalcoGabi
100%
>ErenHistoria
100%
>ManletHange
40%

But FG already happened

Best nose is alive

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>kid
Is that all you can say? How the fuck could Mikasa's autism predict this shit? I’m sure if you would say that during the uprising arc, everyone, absolutely everyone, would laugh at you. This is fucking hilarious. Can Mikasa's autism also predict EA? Seriously fuck, user.

And pregnant as well

>Historia gave Eren his second literal freedom boner
And there are still people wondering why he cares so much.

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From Floch

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>implying is not that fujo doing the same shit again

>rating LH higher probability than FG
>Falco has already confessed

I've never paid much attention to Manlet and Hanji's interactions. Is there any reason people expect their relationship to turn romantic after all this time?

She literally ripped off his armband so zeke wouldn't be afraid to scream, indicating she cares more about the mission than his life

Thats not a real LHfag

>EH: 99.9%
>>ErenHistoria
>100%

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>80% is 100%
>Therefore 99% is 123.5%
Based EH victory

I mean it's pretty obvious at this point they will be together. She will nurse him back to health

Telling a girl you like her doesn't mean you are in a relationship with her. She has not reciprocated (yet).

I would love it if you're right, but the writing is on the wall. EH is endgame barring an asspull.

It didn't predict anything, she simply saw them becoming closer and the chemistry between them, despite her crippling autism.

That was an obvious bait. I love LH but I think at this point the canon ones are FG and EH. LH would be nice if it becomes canon

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>Is there any reason people expect their relationship to turn romantic after all this time?
As I recall, Isayama said that Manlet must find a new meaning in life. Given that he is no longer a fighter, and I want to fucking hope so, Hango is just around to give him a new meaning in life and cured his Ackerautism aka muh vow to a Erwin.

As much as I like LH you need to swap it with EH, bro. There's no real buildup to a romantic development between and as things are right now I doubt they'll get enough focus for that to happen when survival (and in case they end up at the farm, their interactions with Historia/figuring out the truth) would be their top priority.

Either that or stay One Piece public reacting for everything tier

>Best nose is alive

She is (pic related).
Not sure what Hange has to do with that though.

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This might be the first time I see this pic posted without the muh abstract ideal>>> pasta.

See first reply here:

I don't think they're going to meet Historia at this point. Eren will uncover everything through PATHS, there's no reason for LH to end up at her farm.

I hope they get some nice moment before going to the farm

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I do what I want
>because I'm free

Fair. I never expected either character to get an on-screen romance (figured that would be epilogue material if it happened at all), so I wasn't sure if I'd missed something obvious.

Oh, I forgot to write: it will absolutely kill ErwiLfujos. I fucking hate them for shouting that this canon is absolutely crap on Erwin’s character. Plus, no matter how you treat Manlet, but he deserves to drink tea on his farm and fuck a beautiful woman aka Hango

Detective Hange is a deader plot thread/meme than Connie's revenge arc.

LH is for comfy not to fight others user

>he deserves to drink tea in his teashop
Fixed.

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Sadly it is. I wonder what Hange's role is going to be. Will she be a bystander like Keith?

>his teashop

>survives years of street life, fighting titans, and the collapse and rebirth of his country
>doomed to customer service for the rest of his life
Being manlet is suffering.

I agree on the farm encounter being completely unlikely at this point, and I brought it up more out if habit than because I believe it'll happen.
It definitely looks like paths memories trip is what will lead to the unveiling of Eren and Historia's POV.

Then what are they going to do? Will they become like Connie?