ITT: adorable and hilarious characters you IMAGINE headpatting

ITT: adorable and hilarious characters you IMAGINE headpatting

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OP.

bad thread.

>this thread again
Fuck off 8 autist

Thank you

can I pat her womb

>headpat
Fucking degenerate, I hope they put you behind bars along with the hand holders.

yoshi yoshi

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why would you headpat her?

I want to licky Loli tummys

Because she's a good girl

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are you sure about that?

is yuru yuri any worth watching?
or just moeshit

I- I- I- love little girls

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How does it feel to know you are never gonna be able to headpat any of these characters?

IS THAT ALL YOU'VE GOT?

Sure I'm sure, she's an adorable innocent bundle of joy who brightens the room and puts a smile on the face of everyone who meets her.

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i dunno, she looks like she is poor.

Why would that stop a headpat?

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More newfag jannies soon.
Surely the board will improve!

this
I hope you're doing great OP

i don't give out headpats for free, especially to lame lolis.

Yes, maybe these threads will dissapear forever.

Reminder that /jp/ > Yea Forums.

Disgusting

Well you headpat your lolis and I'll headpat mine.

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i'll headpat no lolis and headpat yours

You don't give headpats to anyone, user.

i'll headpat you just for saying that

Are there any adorable and hilarious shows next season?
>sequels sequels sequels

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I don't want headpats from people I don't know.

Miria is great, but it's hard for me to articulate how.
She's got an effortless kind of cute & sexy.
Like it comes naturally to her.

im formerly known as user

Hi user, how do you headpat a drawing?
Do you put a picture on the table and give it some pats?

She has a pure-hearted innocence which makes her adorable, and at the same time she is very curious to find out new things, including things about boys. Doesn't help that she's influenced by other naughty girls like Rika.

Yes, that's it

I've seen tables like "free pat-patting" on conventions.

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Kys dumb rat

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Reminder that j*j* is ban evading

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They make me feel so good!

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What is this screenshot from?
If no source I have to assume it's made up for trolling.

Pfff imagine making a screenshot of a post made by a person you obviously hate and then post it to prove, what? That you are upset? user, stop with the grumpiness, and stop being dumb.

It’s real bans.verniy.xyz/main#1|A||

Oh shit.

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>inb4 b-b-but that’s a different user

I don’t get it

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user, she’s an eight (8) year old girl

Good thing I don't see any "j*j*" here, only anons. I guess I don't have to worry about evil "j*j*" to come here to kick everyones balls.

Like clockwork

How does this work? Does Yea Forums make the ban data available somewhere? Is the site run by Yea Forums? Is it just fake with some data taken from the official Yea Forums ban listing page (which doesn't have all bans)?

Just as like the dumb said. I don't get it.

>being this new

Just report and ignore

only with your dick

I'm just pretending, you stupid. Still, no idea who this "j*j*" person might be, I'm just an user as you can see with your dumb eyes.

This kind of behavior is why you are never gonna be headpatted, user. So much anger.

But she’s a little girl

That's the best part

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Paper cut

loli futa then?

Until Rika corrupts them.

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Being wholesome with lolis!

Reminder that your meaty hands can't headpat a 2D character.

Keep that harlot away, she's already teaching her naughty things!

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Producer is so lucky

There's no need for them to get corrupted

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>Age 11
Sweet

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Last reminder, having your hair stroked is only non-weird when it's from a person you like or trust, beyond that being touched by some literal who and getting your hair messed up is obnoxious and infuriating and that's why nobody wants a headpat from you. Happy weekend.

I wish this got an adaptation so much

Make sure to get a headpat from your father after he fucks you, Juliette

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I can't tell if this is one of those threads or not.

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>Age 11
3 years away from prime

>JCspammer
Oh okay it is.

I fucking love lolis

Fuck off back to the shogi thread, sperg

Yes.

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pain turns me on

I am not doing this

I love fucking lolis

I’d like to put my “whole” penis in “some” lolis

...

i just want a gf to love and cuddle with

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You have to go back

My niece loves when I headpat her and even asks me to.

But user you can’t use the whole thing, they’re little

J***

Fuck off

everyone knows about your two years old niece with down's syndrome

It’ll be okay once we get started, they’re made to be stretched out

Miria a cute. A CUTE.

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I want to cuddle Hanako's naked little girl body.

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That’s naughty.

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Why does Yea Forums hate Bocchi so much?

Probably because you ask retarded questions like that and use her as a shitposting avatar in every fucking thread, just as you do with JCs

Poor JCs

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not exactly headpatting, but it'll do

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Like this

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anal idol

Like what?

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The niggy girl is pretty based

Erika is for Tsubomi.

Like this stupid victim complex autism

She's also prime.

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prime hag

None of these girls are hilarious. They haven't even told a joke

Sachiko is hilarious

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prove it

Her face is a visual gag

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youtube.com/watch?v=3sSWwqd9erU

That's not very hilarious

>all those bans for posting loli on /h/
What a shitty board

It's one of the worst boards on the site, IMO

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A prime grandma, get better taste

DONT TOUCH MY DAUGHTERFU

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12-14 is not grandma age

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>kissanime
>daughterFU

Fucking JSfags

All Cures are going to get heterosexually married and breed lots of children.

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if Abe didnt want men to headpat adorable and hilarious characters, then why did he make them so bappable? checkmate atheists

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>this entire post

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The fucking foot man

dont pay attention to it

You can't not see it

no rape allowed
tender love only

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>JSfags bully JCfags
>Stop your victim complex!

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>be annoying as shit
>get told to stop being annoying as shit
>"b-but muh JSfriends, b-but muh i'm a victim"

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Not being able to headpat Poplar constantly is a spiritual ache

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What the fuck is a jsfag and a jcfag?

they're LURK TWO YEARS BEFORE POSTING, NEWFAG

What an endearing and amusing tree.

Pseudo console wars.

Oh wow didn't see that one coming thanks user

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nice twig

JCfriends aren't even fighting.

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bellyrubs > headpats

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Tummy licks > all

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>Not rubbing her belly while patting her head.
You can do better than this user.

Yes it is, hag lover

>not using both hands to rub her belly
what is wrong with you

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Go back to Yea Forums

>constantly forces console war shit
>not fighting

A man who loves to give love in two places at once. This way her mind cannot comprehend the love she's getting.

That tree is quite adorable and hilarious if I do say so myself

I don't get why we can't appreciate both JS and JC

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Who says you can't? Some mean man on the internet?

I can only appreciate JCs that appreciate JSs.

I don’t get why you retards keep bringing this shit up

source?

>retards
>plural

Yes

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Never listen to what user says.

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Rei is funsized and 14 year olds are still headpat material.

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any girl can be headpat material

JCs should kiss JS

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It’s literally one retard who autistically keeps bringing up JCs, you don’t see anyone else going “stop bullying JS”, “that’s a cute JS”, “I love JS”, JS this JS that

What did he mean by this?

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I bet he's going to start doing exactly that to falseflag

>filter out “Bocchi”, “JC”, “JS”, “prime”, “14”
Thread improved

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That’s why I brought it up before he could do it, since samefagging seems to be his main form of shitposting

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Why is it cropped?

What an specific shape, makes me feel funny

>user gets mad when you proclaim your love for little girls
What an autist

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That's very true, user.

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>filter JS
Why even come to loli threads then?

God i want the Colors to kick, stomp, and torture my dick and balls!

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even this girl

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Dumbass, I’m saying it’s retarded to constantly make bait posts like this just for attention

Yes, even the red bitch

The ones posting JS lolis aren’t constantly mentioning that they’re JS in their posts or doing dumb shit for attention like “hey look guys, I love JS! Stop bullying JS! This character would be better as a JS! This JS is cute!” So you can still enjoy some actual prime lolis by filtering out the dumb Yea Forumsermin and his console war autism.

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>western order

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Imagine being asked to strip down naked for the police Colors as they search you for contraband

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>A question is now bait
Ok.

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Loli threads really suck.

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I assume you’re referring to the user from the Colors thread who always posts this pic as his avatar and refers to the Colors as “Red Bocchi, Blue Bocchi, Yellow Bocchi”

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>a retarded rhetorical question isn’t bait
Kill yourself

W-what would they do at that point? Maybe consider me a criminal for showing them my dick? Would they consider my dick and balls as contraband and make those parts pay for existing?

Not if you follow this

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This one looks too young.

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No such thing

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Nope, she's actually not.

Get a load of this fag

You disgusting pervert, I’d bet you’d like that wouldn’t you?

Alright, that’s it. Hand over the loli doujins, you freaks.

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They might cut off your dick in self-defense of seeing it user

God, imagine holding your loli wife’s hand as you walk her to school, then bending down, patting her head, and giving her a kiss. Fucking wholesome.

Not if you use lube.

Joke's on you, I use my imagination!

Sounds like a lot of back pain waiting to happen.

I guess you’ll have to give her what’s in your head

Sounds like you need to get your priorities in order

Cute JC

Kill yourself

M-maybe

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That's cute!

You like to IMAGINE, huh?

I’d be happy to give Yui all the warm sticky white stuff in my head

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(Puniket 21) [Byousatsu Tanukidan (Saeki Tatsuya)] Erika o Yarusshu - Unstoppable the Erifuck (HeartCatch Precure!) [English] [ATF]
did you even try to find it?

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Why is Yui so lewd

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No idea, but just look at her

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Only if you come to my bedroom to get them

Fuck lolis

Yes please

I mean if you insist

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Surprised this is still up