Would you walk a crab home gently?
Would you walk a crab home gently?
Isaac Brooks
Jeremiah Martin
I'd call the ambulance to pick her up when I'm finished with her.
Hunter Richardson
godamn. imagine if she peed right then and there and it wouldn't stop for over a minute.
I'd drink it all
Adam Parker
I would a monkey. cant promise I'll be gentle though.
Aiden Bell
Sometimes, I wish Yea Forums wasn't an anonymous board. I want to check in on that user and see how he is doing
Kayden King
I would throw her back in the ocean where she belongs.
Chase Cook
she would tie you up and make you read BL novels
Julian Barnes
No, I hate that fucking bitch
Daniel Reyes
I'm glad he posted that because it showed me just how many normies frequent this board.
Joseph Price
Monkey or bust.
James Lopez
Jokes on you, she's diapered.
Noah Mitchell
>bust a nut in monkey
ftfy
Cooper Morales
>picking crab when cat exists
Christopher Perry
Friendly reminder Yea Forums is a Sodachi board.
Anthony Taylor
lets be honest here, any girl is better than crab. with the possible exception of snake and even thats borderline
Isaac Baker
>2013+6
>not being a snakechad
Colton Anderson
>picking any of those when nadeko exists
I seriously hope you guys don't do this
Adam Thompson
Friendly reminder that monkey is best and if you disagree your opinion is invalid.
Christian Clark
sexually, perhaps, but you should marry someone for their heart, not their ass
Adrian Lee
Crab is a weird case. Feels like the author made her the main mysterious love interest in the first book, and had her end up as the protag's GF. The book was popular and got a sequel, and many more after, introducing more interesting and appealing characters. At some point crab became 'the girlfriend', because that was her role, but she don't feel like. Sometimes it seems like the only way she gets to keep the girlfriend seat is because the author doesn't want to put MC in a bad light by having him break up.
Jack Jenkins
monkey is perfect. she is a freak in the sheets and a complete bro outside of them.
Joseph Barnes
You all have shit taste and are like baby, take a gander at THIS beauty.
Oliver White
she's already his sex slave
Julian Anderson
What did suguha mean by this?
Mason Garcia
thats a dude.
Thomas Thomas
You wouldn't, though, it would've all soaked into her skirt and the tatami mat. Imagine the squelch as she gets up.
Justin Robinson
What is the proper thing to do in this situation?
Eli Wright
check if (s)he has a benis
Chase Miller
and then what? what if (s)he has it? what if (s)he doesn't?
Aaron Morris
That's what it makes it so much better
Austin Anderson
Monkey is so best that it physically pains me to think about
>her backstory is essentially about improving yourself instead of hating those that are better than you
>Hana has her stuck in a situation where she either has to disregard her own feelings or trample on someone else's and the solution is to be true to herself because nothing is ever wholly right or wrong
Austin Jackson
>ever picking cat or crab
Nathan Robinson
This.
This is now a Math thread. Post cute Math.
Aaron Martinez
>normies
Thanks for showing me too
Luke Ramirez
No, user, she already has a husband who does that.
Elijah Hill
> t. incel.
Sebastian Robinson
My wife(male)
Cooper Cox
> t. speedwatcher friend who can't into narrative that isn't spoonfed to him.
Crab has a massive looming presence over everything that happens in Araragi's life, he literally goes "normally I would do X, but I have Senjou, so I'll do Y instead" at multiple points.