Come here, boy. We have beer!

I'm older than you, dumb bitch.

Weird. It's usually lolis who rape you.

Lolis rape mature men, Cakes rape young men. Either way, you can't trust them.

Oh boy, beer! Do you guys have buffalo wings too?

>buffalo
>wings
Alright im not from USA but im pretty sure thats not even a thing

Dunno but we have pork wings in Russia, it's quite common

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Not to mention the anatomy

By "wings" they mean sides right?
Or they doing some strange experiments in russian Area 51

They're called buffalo wings because they were supposedly invented in Buffalo, New York. There are buffalo burgers though.

sorry I'm on a cut

How are you guys young enough to see this girls as "older women"? They're my same age at best.

B-But im only 20

>older women are the same age as you
Does it mean all Yea Forums users are the same age?

How fucking small am I?

alcohol is for fags

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Well you shouldn't be that young, you should at least be in your 20s

The alcohol would have to carry me hard. I've lost all social grace by this point.

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based

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t. fatfag with beer belly in his mom's basement

Why do cakes wear seductively short skirts and lewd pantyhose all the time?

I'll have the frothy water instead ladies.

Because their time is gone and they will do everything to seduce a man

Why do cakes wear seductively short skirts and lewd pantyhose all the time?

That's not how a milf would attract a shota.

>no Hazy IPAs
you'll have to do better than that, ねえちゃん

thanks

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What's it like having a conversation with a woman? Like a real conversation not just small talk.

You probably get wasted off one cup of coffee

sauce?

nice, you girls got any whiskey as well?

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I don't drink, sorry, but I will take a few headpats instead.

Mentally I'm 16 forever.

You probably get drunk every day ,throw up and then pass out on your puke

Beer is nasty. I only drink whiskey and scotch.

Honestly, I still dont feel grown up

Just how fucking short am I

I dont see them as cakes, I see them as my peers. I hate the "mommy" gf meme because they're all my age.

I'd rather have her sit on my face while she drinks a beer.

Okay, we get it fag.

Can someone shop that can for a Monster?

imagine if she pissed on your face then you chasing it with beer

Sorry, I'm not 21 for another two months

I'll be in my room drinking mtn dew if you need anything, try to keep it down

>mountain dew
Men of culture are hard to find

Based eternal teen poster

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>182▶
> (OP)
t. boomer

test

Assuming I'm fit, tall, and polite with incredibly broken Japanese how feasible will it be to approach different groups of Japanese people and try to have dinner/drinks with them every night when I'm there? Not even to explicitly hit on women, I just want to socialize and hang with as many people as possible over beer and new foods.

Enjoy your ban

>scotch
what the hell is that? irn-bru?

Beer is fine and all but when is actual alcohol coming?

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>assuming I'm gaijin
WHITE PIGGU GO HOME.

Image source? Saucenao doesnt work

Nipp women will give anything to be with a strong man that has the balls to ask if he can drink with you instead of a Japanese herbivore.

Where is the image from?

>canned stuff
no thanks, whore. I would rather some women of class that drink from a glass

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*siiiiiiiiiiip*
PAH HAHAHAHAHA

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nice

This manga is so dead

>beer
I'll take a pint of milk, thanks.

a pig breed from Chernobyl

which is why I posted from pixiv

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Hown does one enjoy beer? I drink on social occasions but still can't like it. I rather drink some sweet wine like a huge fag.

Thank you for making me conscious about my age

just imagine you're drinking piss.

>Canned beer
begone uncultured swine.

When I was a child, I always liked the odor of beer my father was drinking but hated the taste. I guess it was just a shitty beer. Beer I am drinking now tastes just as good as it smells. Fresh and not bitter.
Just don't drink a pisswater in green glass bottles.

modern times is the best

>not drinking swill

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i mean i do, from the crap beers my favorite is natural light or PBR. but the good stuff is actually pretty worth it

Are you sure I should taste it?

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What If I'm a brown med with a goatee and curly black hair, but I have a handsome boyish face? Complete no go? Once some Korean girls went for drinks with me

My friend who is a girl living in Japan says what makes girls approach you in how muscular you are

Fuck you OP. you gave me a boner are you gonna take responsibility?

But I'm not 21 yet. Can I buy you a soda?

>toeless legwear
>wariza position
The things I would do to the girl on the right, good lord.

just buy her a drink and she is all yours

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I just wanted a Strong Zero, can you tell me where the Lawsons is?

Tey to keep up, girls.

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At least philly cheese steak is still made with horse, right?

Can someone tell me the img sauce

Sorry, providing the source is a bannable offense

3 seconds with image search, retard

idk why, this irritates me actually

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I am 28 but I guess you have that fantasy because I am short. Sorry to break your fetish. I am also broke, whiny and depressed and very weak but not on the boyish side. I hope this helps you reconsider your attraction and your cave became a desert.

This. Spoonfeeding can lead to lifetime bans and possible monetary fines.

dont forget the hitman that will be sent after you

oh no you just triggered my childhood memories of my mom being drunk surrounded by a bunch of guy at home and then she did that motion with her hand, sat me on her lap, gave me beer and then the guys started making comments on how they were all gonna fuck her and laughing because they thought I didnt knew what they meant but I did and then later that night I heard my mom having sex with them
I DIDN'T WANT TO REMEMBER THIS WHY DID YOU MADE THIS THREAD

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Sorry ma'am I have to go home I skeeted my fuckin pants

You have to fuck your mom to complete the circle. Cum very deep inside her.

whoa dude that's pretty hot

>doesn’t know what Scotch is
Holy shit.

My brother

Aww... what a cute little child. Where's your parents, little guy? Did you separated from them? You know what have some of my drink!
>*Pours out her beer on your head*
>both ladies laugh and point as tears well up in your beady manlet eyes

I'm a broken man and just want a girl to take care of me for once in my damn life. I'd mommy a JK if it looked like that's how the wind was blowing.

Can you give me the link of this doujin on the panda, please?

If your mom were inviting a bunch of guys who outright told her how would they bang her, I guess your mom was a whore

scotch tastes like shit

I heard that the infamous hacker named 'Yea Forums' will blow up any van you happen to get in with his laptop once you're marked for death.

Not really. I would literally hit them so hard they would pull teeth out. I already did that to some insane woman who just smacked complete strangers in the open. I hit her without thinking, reflex. She fell and lost a tooth. Then I went away. I hope she died.

>Imagine being this wrong
Scotch has some of the best flavour pallets of any alcohol, there’s literally a scotch for everyone.

I thought that guy got fired for sexual misconduct

hot

>*Throw punch as high as you can*
>*Hits her thigh*
>*She giggles*
>*She lightly kicks you*
>*You fly out into the street*
>*You lay dying as all your ribs and internal organs have turned to mush*
>Passerby cover their mouths in horror, in disbelief that such a creature exists in the world of man
We can do this all day.

if you like licking leather, sure drink scotch. i prefer the taste of a nicely oaked bourbon

the best way to get over it is to literally continually think about it till you go numb to it.

Based lads. I don't think I've ever found a drink as delicious as Mountain Dew. Shame about the diabeetus.

This is my life on a daily basis

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actually correction, its not to think about it as much as it is to talk about it
i also volunteer to be your psychologist

Absinthe is the gentleman's drink

What kind of scotch have you been drinking? If you like mild you can drink Glenmorangie, if you like a more peaty, harsher taste you can drink a well aged Lagavulin and not to mention that if you enjoy the smokiness of a bourbon there are plenty of scotches which have been aged using such casks like Dalwhinnie. With bourbons you only got smoke and a touch of sweetness with the abrasiveness of swallowing a horse shoe crab.

Can I cum inside your boipucci user?

I thought for a moment she was going to talk about letting the men fuck YOU.

OwO what's this?

Fucking this. Cheapest/strongest is the way to go
youtube.com/watch?v=f_JygUgiweI

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In Japan, 28 is too old. Which is fucking dumb.

I hate the Japanese obsession with alcohol. They act like it's so great, but they're just pathetic alcoholics. It's especially hypocritical given their radical views on other substances that are far milder. Also, rice really isn't that great. Stop fellating mediocre Japanese cuisine in every isekai manga.

ASAHI SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPER DRY

Hi, Chang.

Saucenao doesnt give me any source, neither does google

Why is the stingiest person on Yea Forums are always the one full of cumbrain

Redditor tier comments in Yea Forums acting as a veteran here

>He doesn't know about the rape gorilla dispatched to the homes of spoonfeeders
Amateur hour here

Sounds like you have experience in that department

Whoa, sure showed me!

It's nomi joshi, but i dont know who did the art

What manga is this?

It's not Nomi Joshi, stop spreading bullshit

Its a fanart of nomi joshi.

>no love handles
Not a real cake.

ur not real

Pantyhose is required to hide ugly saggy skin and skin folds that come with age.

Lucky you.

Wouldn't that mean they aren't really older women but just women?

Image source?

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Found the source, thanks. No thanks to all the other cumbrains over here, hope your life rot in the future

Eat shit

Not any of the anons you're replying to, but you sound like a retard. Lurk moar.

Kill yourself

I WANT TO EAT CAKE

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Pls link similiar doujin

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Believe me, it shows. It shows.

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Holy shit thank you user.

I'm proud that you were able to reverse search like a man, but keep using this retardspeak of yours and you'll be going to your room without dinner, ya hear me?

Unless you speak passable Japanese, I imagine it comes down to luck of the draw. Some people might want to converse but be embarrassed by their English ability, others might use it as a pretense to practice with you, and so on.

only if I can drink what's between your legs.

Thanks for the source, friend. Knew I recognized the style, turns out it's from the author of Shinsotsu Nanafushigi (translations never).

I agreed with this post until you started shit talking rice, fuck you nigga it's a god tier carb, better for you than bread and pasta, and rice and onions sauce is a god tier combo that fills you up for cheap.

beer is for faggots, single malt whisky is the mans drink

Do cakes and lolis ever get into feuds over men?

Surely there must be an anime out there where the MC is fought over by a cake and a loli.

>freckles

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Did you marry any of them?

Maybe

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How do any of you drink alcohol? It tastes awful.

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people pretend to like it to seem cool and only consume it to try and drown out their sorrows. that and its a social thing, like smoking everyones gotta do it if everyone is doin it

I don't like Beer but I guess I'll come sit with you all, I don't have anything better to do.

Stop drinking normie low strength piss, you retard.

Multiple reasons:
1) They're non-tasters so they can't taste the worst parts of it. Either due to genetics, old age or damaged taste buds by excessive alcohol consumption
2) They have associated the taste of alcohol with pleasant memories
3) They have shit taste

This is without including the social and psychological reasons.

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I want a story of a sweet, innocent girl having a crush on her childhood friend. However due to the Shota procurement law, he is to be wedded off to an older office lady in her 30's by the time he is 12.

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>Rice
>Good

Enjoy your arsenic poisoning.

Rice is great, but you know that Japan shoves ridiculous rice wank in everything.
>I bet those firuzee westanaas don't how supeliol our superiol azn lice is

Fuck off I still have like a liter of rum and snacks to go with it.
Although considering my age there's zero ways around liking cakes.

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all i want from life is for an office lady to stuff my mouth with her sweaty pantyhose;^;

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I can only tolerate train rape JAV because they're silent there.

kafun is great

>stuff my mouth with her sweaty pantyhose
yes pls

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You don't have to brag about it

Jesus christ why didn't I think of fapping to the train JAVs. Thanks for the source of non-squeaky girls.

I like beer cause it is good
I drink beer because I should
If there was a song to sing
I sing it and beer you bring
I drink beer when I am sad
Cause the beer, it makes me glad
Now there's nothing left to say
So let's go drink beer

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Beer leaves a shitty hangover though my poison is rum with diet pepsi, if you hydrate enough you can drink half a liter of rum in one evening without much of a handicap next day. Drink equivalent of alcohol vol in beer and you're beyond fucked tomorrow.

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>mixing rum with anything
What a fucking pussy

Yeah I have no illusions about liking hard alcohol, I like it easy to drink and if it gets me shitfaced to vent stress - it's good enough.

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drink it with lime and salt you peasant
maybe a clamato

I hope you're still here
Can we have a story time in detail?

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What's there to tell? user throwing sausage in 4 different hallways?

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No thank you, I don't like alcohol. I also don't like to be around drunk people. I suppose I can join you if you have any soda or juice? Thanks.

I'm 27, so no I'm not underage

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Glorious nippon has issues with age that are baffling elsewhere

But they have rock CDs!

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ya mama nasty

It's kind of an acquired taste I guess? I like beer but it takes too much to get you hammered. Whiskey on the other hand tastes great on it's own and you can get shitfaced with just the right amount.

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How old were you?
If you were over 18 you're a joke of a man if you couldn't fight them.

That Doujinshi doesn't exsist because not even hentai artists are that fucked.

>because not even hentai artists are that fucked.
You couldn't possibly have typed that out with a straight face

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As long as they weren’t fat or diseased I think I’d enjoy this, but I’d probably also be traumatized at the same time

Sadly I didn't.
I know several of those doujinshi's and I wish no such torment upon anyone.
I refuse to fall any further. I refuse to assist others in their downfall.

I shouldn't, but who can say no to free beer.
Freud, its time to stop posting.

rock cds is a fantastic meme

whats this from?

Port wine is what I drink when having a nice meal heavy on the red meat. Beer (Founders Gold Lager) is great to sit back and drink to maintain. Any variety of liquors can be good to accelerate your drunk

Old hag

No, they're absolutely right about the age question. I just wonder why all you ojii-sans talk about them as if you're teenage boys.

Because our mental and emotional growth is stunted and we see ourselves as younger than we are?

No, the japanese obsession with being a minor is weird as fuck. Especially when considering Japanese live longer on average, the identification of someone over 20 as being an "old person" is always weird, as is manga's tendency to avoid having characters over 20 even if it's meant to be seinen or other adult-oriented genres. The eternal otaku, the nips in general, constantly thinking about how great their shit lives would be if only they were 15 again. Truly a strange country.

>Do cakes and lolis ever get into feuds over men
I don't know, but I would read manga or watch anime about lolis and cakes fighting over dominance.

But I am waiting for my mom to return from the beauty parlor

Japanese high school looks like its a tough fucking place full of bullying, Tall Poppy syndrome, and strict authority.
However, to the average Jap, this is preferable to being in the workforce where they kill themselves because they don't get to go home until the middle of the night even though their workday "ends" at 5.

Beer is disgusting.

i don't

y-you too

Rice has nothing on potatoes by nutrition value.

>implying all alcohol tastes the same
This is how you know someone is a newfag to alcohol. You have to experiment and find what you like. You are an ignorant fucking moron if you think a craft pale ale with 80+ IBU hops tastes the same as mass market lager piss.

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All beer is shit because hangover is absolutely horrible.

What do you consider to be drinkable?

I never get hangovers. Stay hydrated and don't drink on an empty stomach. Potassium is your friend in the morning. Eat a banana.

Me neither, because I don't drink beer.

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I drink whatever I want.

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Nako is not an alcoholic
>portuguese bear
Why not egyptian lol

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No way. The body is a temple of good, ma'am and I don't aim to taint it with the devil's drink.

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>temple of good

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>Come here, boy. We have beer!
That's great and just in time for the UNTZ in a few hours! Very fucking dynamic desu

Have they considered having a society that isn't so shitty?

You acted like a GOOD BOY and didn't told the BIG GUYS you were aware of that, because she would probably stop before it even started. Well done, faggot.

>hate myself because I drink too much
>drink too much because I hate myself

I need to just end it all.

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N-not again...

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How else you think your mom with no job was able to feed and cloth you? She was getting gang banged every night by different guys. She loved it.

Turns out it's kinda hard to make sweeping societal change in a society that emphasizes conformity and unity and actively stamps out those who don't conform.

Sauce? Google doesn't give me anything

I have a drunk girl fetish. And drunk cakes are a spectacularly high tier for me

amazing taste.

>Doesn't tell the story.

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....Is this for fucking real, lmao?

What's lewd about the pantyhose?

>Have /ss/ fetish
>Am already older than Christmas cakes ans some milfs(32)
Why is it so painful

You're just nostalgic lad.
When I was 10 I wanted to fuck my teacher. /ss/ is a way to relife that time.

>Shapes the legs into nice curves
>Hides wrinkles, scars, other imperfections
>Smooth to the touch
>Often paired with short skirts to show off them legs and thighs
Need I say more?

Ahhhh Miss _____s_n. I remember a kid in art class fapping to you and I sympathised with him because you were hot.

but i don't like beer

>B-but my daughter told me it's dangerous to go with loli's like you!
>But your daughter isn't here now is she. Now do you want any classic rock CD's or not!

My Brother!

alcohol is great for getting rid of parasites in drinking water. I drink it in memory of my ancestors who discovered that and survived.

>tfw Chink descendant
>tfw have to drink brown warm water to honour my ancestors
At least I don't have to squint in bright daylight

What are Cakes you guys are talking about?
It means those older sexy women?
I though Cakes was a term for lolis...

Yeah, but those lolis got old.

there was one doujin by linda . i forgot the name

Source? Who is the artist?

Source, artist? Can't find on reverse search

my favourite teacher was a real hardass who I didn't get along with at all at first but started liking her once she warmed up to us
probably one of the reasons I now like christmas cake femdom

I don't drink. Alcohol is for drunkards and useless people.