Machikado Mazoku Translation

Not gonna do much this time.
Ch33. It's Lilith and Momo yet again.

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Manga thread? Thanks again user. It's been a good day to fill myself with this series.

Find a place to put translations now that archive is dead

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Lilith: Ku... kukuku...
Lilith: The time has finally come once again...
(Doro... Dororo)

Lilith: What are you fretting about, you magical girl!!
Momo: Ahh...
Lilith: Come on, get with the program and get yourself perked up!!

Lilith: So you have asked this of me on this very day-
Lilith: The Great Lilith, the Eternal Witch of Darkness,
Lilith: to come and play with you!!

Lilith: Given your most sincere attitude to have my my distinguished company,
Lilith: I shall dispense a teenie weenie bit of help to you!

Yep...
This irksome personality that deserves a beating and currently possess Shamiko is none other than the ancestor!!
Let us explain how all of this came about!!

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imma start watching the anime, is the manga good aswell ?

Spider-Mazoku is such a pervert.

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Desuarchive is still doing fine, as unreliable as it might be

A variety bribery set

The day prior

Lilith: What's up with all of this. Just what are you blowing my way
Momo: A bribe... no, this is just offerings
Momo: I want to ask about something from Lilith-san.
(dosa...)

Momo: I've thought over what Shamiko's mother has said...
Momo: and it looks as if that Joshua-san always held onto you all the time back then

Momo: Do you have any memory of seeing Chiyoda Sakura at the time?
Lilith: fufufu, this may shock you, but
Lilith: I don't remember a thing

Momo: we're done here
Lilith: Ah, don't go!
Lilith: I haven't even taken a bite!
Lilith: I haven't even had a taste!!
(sususususu)

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Explaining now! Ancestor's secret

Lilith: I have continued to grow weaker since I was sealed up from time immaterial.
Lilith: Especially in these last two thousand years, where I couldn't see beyond my sealed space.
Momo: Ehh...

Lilith: I've only been able to see the outside world in these last 10 years as my consciousness clears itself
Lilith: I only hazily recall those days that I've been weakened
Momo: ... so you were completely isolated in the last 2000 years?

Lilith: ...well, that's basically it.
Lilith: I could affect the dreams of those that I have some relation to when the stars align
Lilith: I haven't really felt bored out of my mind since Shamiko could hear me lately.

Lilith: ... what's with that look on your face!
Lilith: I don't need some youngster to take pity on me!
Lilith: Just shoving offerings to my face without saying a word is super creepy
Lilith: Don't you cry Shamiko!!

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There's nothing Shamiko's boobies can't do!

Fuck the light clan. Seriously.

Create some happy memories for the ancestor

Shamiko: ... Momo, is something on your mind?
Momo: ... eh? Not really...

Momo: well... no, there is something on my mind
Momo: ... I've been throwing Lilith-san up and about lately
Momo: which isn't exactly kind to her...

Momo: ... wait, that's not the sort of things that I meant
Momo: If you think about it, she bought all of this upon herself
Shamiko: yea, yep.

Shamiko: well, I do have an idea about this

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Staff of whatever, now an instrument of torture

Lilith: What's this
Lilith: torturing?
Shamiko: ... I want to let ancestor use my body for the day

Momo: I've sealed up the function that lets Lilith-san take possession of Shamiko's body before
Momo: Since I've sealed it with Epoxy resin
Momo: I can just undo it by physical means
Lilith: I knew it. It really is torture
(I won't even scrape a millimeter off of you)

Momo: Magic can be surpassed by physics...
Lilith: I really don't know anything what I said before was all that I know!!
Momo: Shut it since I've already gotten started
(whirring) (grinding)

Lilith: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(grinding)

*Please enjoy this beautiful illustration featuring these flowers while the ancestor gets grind down

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I'm assuming you have copies of all your translations right?
Would you mind throwing them on pastebin or something?

I never bothered to. I just do it on the thread live. It comes out super Engrishy too. I can't be arsed to edit it at that.

So basically the ones on the threads are the sole copy?

The lubricant of the group takes a bow

Lilith: I am done staring at the scenery
Lilith: Thank you for letting me borrow your body for the day, Shamiko...
Shamiko: Momo... It's been bothering me that you and ancestor don't see eye to eye in in the past
Shamiko: I am happy to see that the two of you can bury the hatchet and work tegether

Shamiko: Well then, I will be studying for today
Shamiko: Call me if something's up
Lilith: Umu. I will cut out the voice then. Have a good break

Lilith: I'd really like to have a red hot battle with you right about now...
Lilith: But since my adorable descendant had pleaded with me
Lilith: I will get along with you for now

Lilith: on a different topic, what's with your sloppy apparel!!
Lilith: You should be properly dressed in white robe to show your repentance as if you are about to commit seppuku!
Momo: I shouldn't have come here...

*Momo's T-shirt has Nekomatsuri (cat festival) written on it

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Quick recap, what happened in ch. 32? I don't remember if I read it

pretty much.

Ch32 was Shamiko learning the perils of the Internet as she gets a Twitter account to stalk at Momo's Twitter page, the story goes full /g/ and Momo cutting off the Wifi to prevent ShaMikan

Why does the proofing guy grind my gears?

How much does Shamiko's breast weights? This is a very important question.

>Lilith: By the way, wanna guess what's the meaning behind this weather?
Lilith: By the way, you wanna guess the meaning behind this weather?
>Momo: The negative parts Lilith-san's personality have manifested with this backdrop
Momo: Okay, the negative parts of your personality are manifesting themselves in the weather?

>Lilith: ... it used to be that the "Ancestor Switch" would only work when the forecast is clear
was* clear.

Much appreciated, maybe if I stop being lazy I'll go save them someday.
Raws are easier to come across than translations after all, and cheaper to buy.

The brilliant deductions of the ancient ancestor

Lilith: Shoot... Shamiko's magical power is about to peter out!!
Lilith: Off the the bath now, magical girl!!
Momo: bath...

Momo: I'll just stay outside. Is it all right if Lilith-san goes in by yourself?
Lilith: Why's that? Your sanity point goes up as the blood rushes up
Lilith: while your worries and your sweats are washed away all at once!!

Lilith: come to think of it, you were looking around outside before coming in...
Lilith: you don't actually change your clothes but rather use that mysterious stick to transform into the robe

Lilith: So it means that...
Lilith: you are ashamed of taking your clothes off!?
Momo: eh? no... I just find it tedious.

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Each breast weighs more than the combined weight of a peach and a small orange.

The ancient ancestor's brilliant play

Lilith: You are always so cool, yet you're all girly all of a sudden!
Momo: That's not true
Lilith: Well well, now I'm interested!
Lilith: Strip! Strip, lady!!

Momo: you are annoying
Lilith: I can't bear seeing you being all messed up like this any longer...
Lilith: just get with the program please!!

Lilith: I will carefully commit your embarrassing posture to memory!!
Lilith: ye magical girl who is ashamed of taking off her clothes!

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>Lilith: ...I've not a penny in my wallet
Lilith: I don't have enough in my wallet, though.
-- unless you're trying to make a joke about Sentai's subtitles converting everything to American money.....
>Momo: Everyone pay their own bill in this kind of get together.
Momo: Everyone usually pays their own bills when people come together like this.

>Momo: That'll be 20 yen per session
Momo: Each rep that you do, you get 20 yen.
>Momo: That's just a buttery machine
butterfly* machine
-- type of workout machine

I feel ashamed for failing the /fit/ gods. I am not so illiterate in the language to not know that this is a butterfly machine, yet I made myself look inept and stupid.

>Momo: I'll just stay outside. Is it all right if Lilith-san goes in by yourself?
Momo: I'll just stay outside. Is it all right if you go in by yourself?

>Lilith: Why's that? Your sanity point goes up as the blood rushes up
Lilith: How come? Your sanity points go up as your blood rushes up...
>Lilith: while your worries and your sweats are washed away all at once!!
Lilith while your worries and sweat are washed away all at once!!

>Lilith: you don't actually change your clothes but rather use that mysterious stick to transform into the robe
you didn't* actually

>Lilith: So it means that...
Lilith: So that must mean...
>Lilith: you are ashamed of taking your clothes off!?
Lilith: that you're ashamed of taking off your clothes?

I failed the /fit/ gods
I feel inept and stupid. I know what a butterfly machine is, but I typed a battery machine. the katakana rendering couldn't possibly be misread as anything but.

Revealing now! The weakness of the eternal witch!

(Due to the inclement weather setting off lightning strike, there is now a power outage-)
Momo: what's this, a power outage...
Momo: fine then, let's go wait it out over the lobby.

Lilith: Mo...
Lilith: Momomomomo-!!
Lilith: what was that!?
Lilith: Is it the end of the world!?
Momo: Shamiko... no, Lilith-san.
Momo: What's wrong?

Lilith: I...
Lilith: I...
Lilith: I cannot cope with darkness!!

Lilith: Take me and then run away on full steam!!
Lilith: I am scared of darkness!!
Momo: ... yet you call yourself the Eternal Witch of Darkness...?

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It's okay, brah. You're doing god's work and people here are happy to help you out a little bit when you have a momentary lapse of insanity.
Hang in there, Shamilator! Only 2 1/2 more volumes to go!

>(Due to the inclement weather setting off lightning strike, there is now a power outage-)
(Due to the lightning strike caused by the inclement weather, the power has gone out)
___________________________
I guess Lilith's tail betrays her emotions like Shamiko's does.

Peachy's playlist. Video site edition

Lilith: I was still somewhat immature when I was sealed away
Lilith: The sealed space was pitch black before I can control my magical power.
Lilith: and I cannot gaze out to the outside world...

Momo: Would this make you feel less scared?
Lilith: That's called a smartphone right!?
Lilith: Uu... umu. I feel that I can cling onto life with this thing on!

Momo: well then, until power is restored...

Momo: this video is talking about how to properly train your biceps...
Momo: this other video is about beautifully shaping up your glutes...
Lilith: Urr
Lilith: What are you doing

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>Lilith: The sealed space was pitch black before I can control my magical power.
before I could* control...
>Lilith: and I cannot gaze out to the outside world...
I couldn't* gaze....

>Lilith: Uu... umu. I feel that I can cling onto life with this thing on!
Lilith: Ye... Yeah. I feel that I can cling onto life with this thing on!
____________________________
Shamilator, I think you appeased the /fit/ gods with your use of "glutes"
GJ

Revenge by bath

Lilith: I am back to life...
Lilith: thank you for coming in with me
Momo: yea

Lilith: You got wounds on your body?
Momo: Ah... well
Momo: It's not really anything to be ashamed of

Momo: Wounds don't disappear easily with bodies made of Ether.
Momo: A lot have gone down since onee disappeared, but it's always a handful whenever I get word of things.
Lilith: Then just tune out.
Lilith: ... did you do something bad?
Momo: It's nothing when compared to the usual.

Lilith: Huh!? The bubbles don't go away!?
Lilith: An expensive shampoo could get me this kind of bubbles!?

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Shamiko has been revived

Shamiko: ...ancestor, did you have fun?
(by the way, it's embarrassing to walk around in this outfit)
Lilith: Umu!!
Lilith: Although we ran into some trouble along the way.

Lilith: I was able to dragged that annoying Momo along for the ride!
Lilith: speaking of which, that girl's body...
Lilith: ... no

Lilith: ...it made me think for a moment
Lilith: she's overall a good kid.
Shamiko: That's good to hear!!

Lilith: Lend your body to me some other time then.
Lilith: ... I don't really hate using your body this way
Shamiko: Is that so?

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TL: The title was originally Peachy's Sentence Spring. Sentence Spring refers to the explosive taglines and reporting done by the "Shukan Bunshun", a well known weekly tabloid.

Peachy's Daily Mail Blackmail

Lilith: oh yeah, that smartphone gadget looks really convenient
Lilith: How about you getting one...
Momo: Shamiko, let me borrow Lilith-san for a second

Momo: Lilith-san, have a listen to this
Lilith: Oh?

Lilith: I am afraid of the dark!
Lilith: I am afraid of the dark!
Lilith: I am afr

Lilith: that... that's....?
Momo: It's real convenient when smartphones now come with built-in recording function.

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>Lilith: You got wounds on your body?
You have* wounds...

>Momo: Wounds don't disappear easily with bodies made of Ether.
Momo: Wounds don't disappear easily on Ether bodies.
>Momo: A lot have gone down since onee disappeared, but it's always a handful whenever I get word of things.
--I'm having a hard time with this line: 姉が消えてからも色々あったので聞かれるのも面倒で - particularly the last part...

>Momo: It's nothing when compared to the usual.
Momo: It's nothing compared to the usual.

>Lilith: An expensive shampoo could get me this kind of bubbles!?
Lilith: An expensive shampoo can make bubbles like this!?

>Lilith: Umu!!
Lilith: Sure did!!

>Lilith: I was able to dragged that annoying Momo along for the ride!
Lilith: I was able to drag that annoying Momo along for the ride!

>Lilith: she's overall a good kid.
Lilith: overall, she's a good kid.

>Lilith: How about you getting one...
Lilith: Why don't you get one...

>Momo: Lilith-san, have a listen to this
Momo: Lilith-san, please listen to this.

>Momo: It's real convenient when smartphones now come with built-in recording function.
Momo: The built in recording function that's now on a smartphone is really convenient.

She's got dirt on the ancestor

Momo: I've been tricked by you for a good while now
Momo: And I finally found something that will shut you up

Momo: Lilith-san, the Eternal Witch of Darkness, actually has Nyctophobia...
Momo: You'd want to keep your adorable decedent (Shamiko) from finding that out right...?
Lilith: wha... wha...!?

Momo: If you want me to soundly dispose of the sound bites
Momo: then I'd hope that you and I can get along as I tackle various problems up ahead...
Lilith: you...

Lilith: and you call yourself a magical girl~~!!
Shamiko: It looks like they are whispering something closely to each other
Shamiko: It's great that the two of them are getting along so well...

Hang in there, Shamiko! Your muscles should be seriously sore by tomorrow!

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Redo .

Momo: A lot has gone down since Onee disappeared. It's annoying whenever I get asked about her.
Lilith: Then just ignore it.
Lilith: ... did you do something bad?
Momo: It's nothing when compared to the usual.

Redo .

Momo: A lot has gone down since Onee disappeared. It's annoying whenever I get asked about her.
Lilith: Then just ignore it.
Lilith: ... did you do something bad?
Momo: It's nothing when compared to the usual.

hey proofer, couldn't you just translate this shit?

>Momo: You'd want to keep your adorable decedent (Shamiko) from finding that out right...?
Momo: You wouldn't want your adorable descendant (Shamiko) to find out something like that, right?

>Momo: then I'd hope that you and I can get along as I tackle various problems up ahead...
Momo: then I sincerely hope that you and I can get along as I tackle various problems up ahead...
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Ah, now it makes sense. I couldn't make heads or tails of it. Need to work on my JP more...
Fuck no, this shit is really difficult. Shamilator's doing a great job, too.

Is it annoying when she gets asked about her sister or about her scars? It's weird how she changes topics.

No. You are right. Momo is more likely getting annoyed with people asking about her wounds.

nvm disregard that, I thought you meant something else

Has volume 5 raws been uploaded anywhere yet?

It's less than 900 yen, just buy them.

So... It's more like:
Momo, A lot have gone down since Onee disappeared, but it's annoying whenever I get asked about them.
right?

Yeah. That's it.

I already give them 480 yen a month for fuz and I'm really poor.

Thanks as always for your work shamilator

Ah right, so basically she doesn't like having to explain how she got them.
Thanks for your work, Shamilator.

Kinda disappointed this scene is with lilith and not shamiko. Imagine how gay it would be.

Thank you based Shamilator.

Thanks a lot shamilator. Remember this user appreciates your work

I love you shamilator remember that

Is Momo the only magical girl /fit/izen ever?

Thank you again Shamilator.

Thank you samilator! very cute!

Overflowing! Machikado Mazoku (ch.33)
~Revealing now! Secret of ancestor's outfit~

Momo: The left sock don't match with the right
Lilith: That's called fashion!!!

Lilith: I got nothing to wear that will really wow Momo in this courtesy trip!
Lilith: It's times like this that calls for the computer
Lilith: Shamiko, let's get on the Internet

Lilith: You might not know anything this
Lilith: You can buy things effectively for free if you rea-lly take advange of the online stores on the Internet
(I've put in the time to learn this)
Shamiko: Is that so?
Lilith: Umu!

Lilith: Sign-up bonus points, redeemable points, irredeemable points... when you add all of these up...
Lilith: and you ignore the sticker price for a moment
Lilith: You wind up with effectively free stuff!!
*It's not actually free

Seiko: I will put you up on online auction if this happens again
Lilith: Glurgh... glurgh.... I am very sorry...
(Request form)
(tamazon.co.jp)

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Thanks Shamilator
>Lilith has a day to do anything she wants
>She chooses to spend the entire time with Momo
>She also still has the outfit from a few chapters ago in
Would Momo have been embarrassed if it was Shamiko and not Lilith?

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Man, I love goat tiddies.

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Is Yea Forums getting DDOS'd? The site's painfully slow and it's frustrating to post.

Glad I'm not the only one having hanging posting, captcha loading and shit.

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You missed the entire cast of Spec Ops Asuka

>I got nothing
I've got nothing

>in this courtesy trip
On this courtesy trip (or 'during')

>times like this
Times like these

>anything this
Any of this

>You can buy things effectively for free
You can effectively buy things for free

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It's different. Those girls unlike Momo don't sit around and watch youtube vidya, they don't use PC, and they don't shitpost.

You're a pretty cool guy, shamilator
You're alright too, shamiproofer

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Is Shamiko the first Kirara main heroine with big breasts? I really can't think of any other MC stacked like her.

It's funny how that there's this "things aren't nearly so rosy as they might have seem" vibe that constantly runs throughout the series.

>magical girl
>semen demon
Reminds me of another mikan.

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Harukana Receive was Kirara too, even though it's not usually their style

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> Adam's family clan fucks ribbed clones
> Lillith's family clan has a magic shape shifting dildo
Poor clanners, just fuck already.

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Adam's long dead. Lilith magic'd her children into existence.

Official captions had a hilarious mistake, 愛情 instead of 愛鳥 ("You had the love of an old millionaire entrusted to you" instead of "pet bird of")

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The Kemono Friends of the Kirara genre

Does Shamiko chew on her tail when she's nervous?

Momo had to afford that house somehow

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Look at that outfit. Why are mahou shoujos such whores?

Please don't bully Mikan. She's clearly meant to be Ito's take on the virgin mary so he made her a well meaning teen mama with a taste for slutty clothes.

>he
Ito's a housewife

She shouldn't be so stacked, SHE SHOULDN'T!!

Shamiko's boobs transcend the laws of nature and magic

This show is so cute that I have to think for a moment before realizing that it's rather /u/

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Momo is lucky

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Why does cuteness have to make you think before knowing it's /u/?

cute mikan

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Thanks as always for the translation.

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Not sure who else waited for it, but erai is out already.

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Fucking finally

Might as well just wait a few hours more for Mad le Zisell.

I finally know the height of Shamiko and Lilith according to volume 5.
Shamiko stated 17 apples in length. Japanese preference is for larger apples, so that comes to around 140cm.

imagined

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Only because I'm in a good mood yuki.la

Are there keychains beyond those on Amiami? I've seen anons post ones that I can't seem to find on the site.

I wanna ririsu my semen in Ririsu

medicos-e-shop.net/products/list.php?category_id=167
And more prizes
web-kuji.jp/lotteries/machikado

>cutie patootie

sleeping Momo is the cutest Momo.
also, she has to be the cutest mahou shojo ever.

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Momo... is sick.
So she went training to help her get better.
No. She needs to be alone.
Momo... had a hard life.
She needs some time to rest.

Erai is out, where's stitchanon?

He's in the other thread but didn't want to wait any longer for the erai and just did it based on HS.

They gave Shamiko's height in the strip where she put on the Tama Sakura costume. It was in the title. She is 145cm.

Shamiko's first visit to Kirara Fantasia.

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Tail-lingus.

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This is almost as if it has Yea Forums's name on it.
pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=76533120

Joshua's got great taste.

Me in the middle.

Nah, you'd be in my basement already.

Shamiko Inverted.

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>momo spends three hours bullying Lilith
>Lilith: "y'know she's not actually a bad girl"

Lilith and shamiko are too maso for their own good

That was the real McCoy, wasn't it?

Momo wants to build muscles on Shamiko's body. It doesn't matter if it's Shamiko or if it's Lilith who's behind the wheels.

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Thank you.

How much to play with Shamiko's feet?

Berserker Kurumi can fuck everyone up, rip shamiko dream of be the strongest demon.

Momo already seems to be having a hard time in the first panel, trying to not look at those nuggets.

One thing people cannot accuse Shamiko of since she seems completely clueless about magical girl and fantasy lore.

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> Okay Shamiko, we've done legs, arms, core and cardio
> Now it's time for the final muscle group
> Kiegels

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Thank you user

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Translation seems a bit odd sometimes
Mostly that phone panel.

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I like how Shamiko lead such an innocent life that she has no concept of violence. The worst she thinks a light clan will do to her is weird things like throwing her, hitting her with a mackral, or putting her in a lobster tank.

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>tank raws, not Fuz raws
Why...?

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I can't believe that Mikan raped Shamiko

Mikan needs to be jailed for trying to rape Shamiko

Making Shamiko a new imouto.
Ryouko version when

Someone translate this please!

Look how fucking tiny Shamiko is.

...

Imagine a half-girl half-box.

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A demon and her merry friends

Shamiko-o...
It's the ancestor's voice!
I'm still not added to the gach- I still haven't been summoned so I can't come here yet,
so in the meanwhile establish a firm position as a demon here in Etoilia.
And how can I do that...?
Just run through all the quests!

A-All right!
FIRM POSITION POSE
Yoshida Yuuko a.k.a. Shadow Mistress Yuuko
is a bit lonely but as the only demon in Etoilia will, as long as it's not embarrassing and won't lead to injury, do her be...

TA-DAH
Oh, a newcomer?
Nice to meet you!

There were (fellow) demons.
What's wrong?
So cool...
Do your best, Shamiko! Aim to become the top demon of Etoilia!

Thank you user.

Awesome, thanks user!

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Cool, thanks!

List of Shamiko powers
>Invading dreams
>Battle form that doesn't actually work during battle, and just allows her to escape faster
>Cooking

I think that covers everything

>physics defying boobs

She has power over my dick.

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They're very physical boobs

Only Momo can play with Shamiko's feet.

Making cute noises isn't a power?

I guess you could say that.
That way Kaos isn't completely useless.

Powerful tail expression

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Her excessive amounts of eye juice can scare off some predators.

>finding payphones in this day and age
This is Shamiko's greatest power and you will never find anyone capable of such a feat.
Also her "battle form" is extremely useful for things that aren't battles.

WHY
DOESN'T
SHAMIKO
HAVE
CHUUNIBYOU SYNDROME

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Also easily causing erections

Thank god she doesn't. I don't want to see another annoying autist.

Because she isn't shit.

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She's an actual daemon goat, she doesn't need to be a chuuni.

She's developing it

>Starts off a normal girl
>Becomes a demon one day
>Starts going "Kukuku I'm here to invade your refridgerator with offerings from the demon clan. Foolish magical girl, you are in my power now"

I don't know where she learns this stuff but she acts like a dork all the time when trying to act like a demon, when she didn't originally.

She's doing her best user.
Lilith isn't much help either.

Is it really chuunibyou when she is actually a real demon? She is not pretending.

Despite being a demon she is pretending very hard. She has no idea what a demon is supposed to act like, so she lays on a thick act that anyone can see through. None of it comes natural, so it is an act. Its just her trying to live up to what she thinks a demon is, badly.

>>Starts going "Kukuku I'm here to invade your refridgerator with offerings from the demon clan. Foolish magical girl, you are in my power now"
You don't do this at all user? I demand tributes of sweets from the fridge of my vassals on every visitation I bestow upon them. Sometimes they even have the fancy kinds of ice cream waiting for me.

>She has no idea what a demon is supposed to act like
Her only real model of one is Lilith so as far as she knows being a demon involves making yourself look grand and menacing so people forget you're a dork.

I can't believe Mikan cornered and stripped popular children's mascot Tama Sakura in a back alley

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>strip a cat
>becomes a goat

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>cats are just goats with enough fur to cover up
>Shamiko is actually a cat disguised as a goat disguised as cat when she's Tama Sakura

You guys totally forgot what happened during ch.25?

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lies, momo is taller

Momo was sitting down for this one

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god I wish she did
this show would be a complete 10/10

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So does Mikan get a yuri love interest?

Some of those lines are pretty wrong.

>??? ... I guess it sounds a little embarrassing for me to say this?
...Maybe my phrasing was poor?
>???: I thought that you were having a heatstroke. This is going to sound embarrassing
I thought that you were having a heatstroke so I was a little harsh

>...call the cops about being lost...
...I was considering calling the cops...

Nah, this show works better with her as she is, and if you want a red-haired big-breasted idiot chuuni demon girl, you've already got a show where you can find her.

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She didn't do anything innately demonic there. Those same actions would be pretty normal for a mahou shoujo. She was just protecting her family from Momo due to a misunderstanding.

She get's A child, she's a teen mama

naniiiiiii?

Read the archives.

By me.

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Fuck, now I want imouto, because pregnant loli is the hottest shit.

we know, Joshua

Smackerel

Mikan corners and forces random girls to strip in empty alleys.

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I want Momo's number.

We had them corrected, but the typesetter didn't take these to account. Shoot.

It's really on me for getting it wrong and putting out that mumbo jumbo at first though.

Don't be too hard on yourself, it is easy to have a brainfart when translating between two very different languages. It's why translations basically always go through at least one round of editing before publishing.

Bless Kirara

Is the mangaka ever going to draw Shami's puffy nipples? I want to know what they look like.

You'll get Lilith's nipples and you'll like it

I can't believe that Momo raped Mikan

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wow you really weren't kidding

Is this how Mikan became a mother?

I don't blame Momo.

Its how Mikan forcibly joined the Shamiko faction.

>ice play
Hot

Well, not really.

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Momo's lust knows no bounds.

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Wow.

I love Momo.

because of Shamimouto

That's not a healthy reaction after getting raped, Mikan.

Do you think Momo and Mikan stopped dating because Mikan's curse got in the way of their sex?

They stopped dating when Mikan found out Momo was gay, when she forgot to say "no homo" when they had sex one time.

and
>Lilith: Umu!
Lilith: Yep!

I love how Momo's cheek is resting on Shamiko's horn.

>tl note: Umu means yep

Oh, wow. Damn, I wish it went back to 2007. Then I could finally get the "Hey, Shiki! Fuck You!" thread where the chairs fight back that I've been looking for for years.. This is great though. Thanks, user.

IMAGINE

The point of "umu" is to sound old fashioned. An old fashioned word to say yes like "aye" would probably be more appropriate.

Shamilator, This is a good point. Any reason you were keeping "umu" in?

I suggest "Yup!' instead. It's cuter.

I think "Aye!" is cute enough when it's one of the dorky demons doing it.

"umu" is cute.

Capital old chap!

you're cute

Because of Nero.

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Oh god, let's not bring Fate into this.

Actually, I was more asking, Do you think we should leave it in or do you think we should replace it with something like Anons have said a few posts up?
Yup!
Aye!
etc.

>cute enough
What's wrong with going even cuter?

Gotta draw the line somewhere, don't want to get tooth decay.

Fool! If we cared about tooth decay we wouldn't be watching shows about cute goats!

Good point!

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Shami-nee!

My gods, she'd break Shamiko in half.

Same VA

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Pushuuuu

Sometimes bakas don't learn through words alone.

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That's constant with user projects, when we subbed a Netflix'd show on /m/ quite often the unchecked version of the script would end up getting timed and released even though the editing was already done. Not to mention some mix-ups of the lines, but that's really because the script format we used was too basic.

Fuck off with your shitty meme nigger
Josh pretends to be box so he can go to shota hunting

>semen demon
Get the fuck out semen junkie

>umu means yep

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umu means indeed you illiterates

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TL Note: Umu means umu.

You mean inbred you literate filth.

umu means uwu

Drat, I need to catch up with the manga. Fifth volume finally out in October, maybe that's when I should plunge in. Seems like the manga went places after the part that got adapted.

It really is a thing with kirara adaptations that they never get to the real meat of the stories, preferring to just go frame-by-frame even when recompiling things differently would work so much better for an anime, especially since it's almost guaranteed to never have a sequel (and the ones that do are those that aren't that different through their entire run anyway).

In Dandelion's case, even the manga didn't make a big deal out of the elections in the end. The winner was just announced almost like a mention in the background and everyone moved on, very differently to the anime that gave Shou much more screen time. For a SoL manga they often do restructure some chapters though. In Dandelion they did it so the same supporting characters would show up in one episode when the chapters they appeared in were rather far apart.

Most of Volume 4 and probably all of Volume 5 should be Ange's story, which really overtook all of the manga. She's a nice character, but many anons were annoyed that the story became pretty much all about her instead of integrating her into the family.

Overall, I think the Kirara manga that actually have a story are adapted well but in a way as to make the viewer read the manga for the rest of the story instead of just animating its entire story. Usually they are also still ongoing, so even the manga won't have gotten to its climax yet.

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MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Is Momo the most sexual mahou shoujo ever?

Momo is an armpit slut

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I'd say leave the UMU's alone, they're cute and it's a real sound, my cute wife Sophie would approve this.

All idols and magical girls have exposed armpit

This isn't Fate

Can make any man cum in less than 30 seconds.

good

You mean MY cute wife Sophie.

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This isn't about Fate you Tsukihimefag.

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good lord lilith is so FLAT

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Oh... how I would love to go there....

I want that tapestry.

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Damn, Shamiko is fluffy.

Hundreds of salarymen riding Shamiko!

This does not look like America. Someone fix the number on the display please.

Is that her bra in full display? Does she have no shame?

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but thats how girls wear sleeveless user

She is a teen mama. She needs a husband asap. Please understand.

shamiko would wear pasties

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the weak should fear the strong

Shamiko should fear the entire world?

umu

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she rightly should

>kys
Kill yourself, redditor.

Wow, this is actually pretty popular in Japan, isn't it? I'm really happy, now.

What are the power scales so far in the manga?

Muscle training Momo > Shamiko
Wife Shamiko > Momo

Even Momo is powerless when Shamiko invades her house and starts cooking for her and tells her to stop eating junk food. And signed Momo up for a rewards card so she could go grocery shopping for her each day.

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>shitposts using computer
>eats junk food
>watch video of /fit/ gods
Momo is a true /fit/izen

>file deleted
why? it's been posted multiple times on this board, the seiko one is still up even

This is standard advertising for any anime series in Japan.

Although this show's doing quite well apparently. Kirara seems to know that it's got a winner on its hands here.

>/fit/izen
Holy shit, you're right, user.

I don't think every anime gets bus and/or train itaska, user.

Itasha*
I fail words.

How do you monitize that? Yuru Camp was relatively easy, since you can sell camping gear and clothes. But there are no obvious tie ins for a show like Machikado? Machikado orange juce? Machikado weiners? What?

>Magical girl's 3 minute kitchen show

>Ryoko: I'm Yuko's sister, Ryoko.
>(would you like some Popsicle)
>Mikan: I see~ I am magical girl Mikan, who's been called here to help out

>Ryoko: Are you here to join my sister's camp?
>Mikan: ...Camp?
>Mikan: What's that, a name for some new type of tangerine?
>Momo: Mikan, come here for a sec

>Mikan: ugu~
>Mikan nnnn~n
>Mikan: don't... shove Popsicle down there!

>Mikan: the curse will come out!!
>Mikan: I... get it I get it!! I don't get what's going on but I'll be a follower! I'll become a follower!!

>Mikan: ... I'm Mikan who has just become your subordinate
>Shamiko: Mikan-san... I'll apologize for this later...!!

Why is Mikan so weak willed? It took her like three minutes to be converted to evil side.

>Why is Mikan so weak willed? It took her like three minutes to be converted to evil side.
You'll eventually learn about it in Volume 4.

2 litres bottles of Shamiko's milk.

Thank you, user! However, what do the two lines below the bottom frame say? It looks like it might be related.

I didn't translate it

boards.fireden.net/a/thread/191829279/#191867072

Probably only two episodes until Mikan gets raped

boards.fireden.net/a/thread/191829279/#191869547
*(The Popsicle were enjoyed by the magical girls afterwards)

Ah, cool. Thanks!
And OH WOW!
>don't.... shove the popsicle down there!
>The popsicles were enjoyed by the magical girls afterwards
Why is this manga so gay, and why is it so awesome.

You notice that Momo shoved the popsicle inside the snake and the other one is stuck on Momo's head as well.

the level of little details is insane in this manga

she's underage
think of the advertisers

There's a lot of details just in that last panel. Like how its clear Mikan's shirt was removed, her bra showing, her ribbon untied, shirt disheveled.

Momo in a few seconds rips off Mikan's shirt, and shoves an ice pop between her breasts most likely, at this point a giant snake comes and attacks Momo, Momo undaunted shoves the second Ice Pop inside the snakes mouth in order to disarm it, and continues her assault on Mikan.

>>Mikan: don't... shove Popsicle down there!
>>Mikan: the curse will come out!!
muh

Seiko looks like the average 15 years old anime girl as well. The real reason is that
the picture doesn't offend me, it offends the Machikados.

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So just regular goat milk?

She does look short compared to some shots from the anime, her size doesn't seem to be consistent.

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HOLY SHIT HOW CAN MY WIFE BE SO FREAKING CUTE I CAN'T STAND IT!

Calm your tits, Momo.

What tits?

Too many years of calming her tits. They're gone, now.

Just push her down user.

Can one of you weebs please translate this?

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Its mostly inconsistent in the anime

In the manga Shamiko is mistaken for an elementary schooler half the time. Generally Momo is said to be a head taller than Shamiko at least. Momo is also considered fairly tall.

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Do you even know what weeb means?

Absolutely, user.

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Dammit, she's so short and cute in that. I wish that the anime had done that scene a little better.

Mikan: Momo...
Momo: No, Mikan, listen...
Mikan: It's all right Momo. I think it's fine for girls to like girls! I support you!
Momo: ...I've fallen to darkness

Thank you!

The manga style kinda makes everyone look tiny.

I know. It's great!

>Lilith's normal attire basically has a blue tube top with gold trim
>Shamiko's crisis management attire is two small bits of cloth held by a belt under her breasts
Fuck gravity-defying clothing magic.

They have to be tiny or else they wouldn't fit in these panels. That's how potatoes were born.

>They had lots of popsicles afterwards.

Yes but where were the popsicles before the curse activated?

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I will actually object to this and insist on being literal with this case.

1. There isn't "a lot" of Popsicle to go around in the first place, especially in the context of Shamiko's family.
2. アイスはこの後魔法少女が美味しくただきました
The Popsicle being mentioned point to the Popsicle in question, not some quantity that weren't initially presented.
3. "Magical girls" were singled out as the target audience instead of any inclusion to the other parties present.

I dunno, I actually liked the longgoat

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Shamilator, it was a joke. user was making a play on words for:
>They had lots of sex afterwards

It was a joke, not a correction.

I suck cock. I lost all context.

Is okay.

Everyone does once or twice a day, don't worry.

It's fine, here I did this one for obvious reasons.
Not one of the regular typesetters though.

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Anyone have some good Momo wallpapers? I love her.

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What the fuck did you do to that poor gif?

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It's a tumblr filter that automatically applies when stuff is uploaded to that site.

There used to be some hack that you could do to the url to get the original file from tumblr, but I'm not sure if it works anymore and I can't remember what it is because I never go to tumblr.

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I know that font choice...

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Who is this hella cute pondering girl?

You're the real McCoy user.

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is that goat juice

it's Tama juice

How cute, Shamiko thought Momo ate one of her horns.

What sort of solo Shamiko art should I request?

goat tower

what the fuck, what kind of gag is this

A sexual one.

yes, but it's just kind of mean?
Momo doesn't even think twice before unironically assaulting the poor girl.

Momo is evil.

Momo should just eat Shamiko.

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I'd rather drink Momo.

Ah~ I wanna bully Shamicen

Was it rape?

Long Momo is long

The peach raped the orange. Just add schnapps and you have a fuzzy navel.

It's actually not a bad size for a kirara anime, most anime don't get that much merchandising. Some of my favorites like shoujo shuumatsu didn't get anything at all.

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You just know the horns are there to stop her descendants from using her as dildo.

Wash your bellybutton Shamiko.

Koikatsu?

Looks like someone attempted to fix that.

Momo is a bully
Shimako is weak willed
Mikan doesn't understand subtext so she gets dragged in

Going over the archive it looks like someone did randomly typeset a few chapters. Anyone want to upload some of those before we get more half baked uploads like the ch16 on Dex right now?

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What does her tail taste like?

Mikan says its soft, despite all the abuse it receives. Probably feels like one of those cat foot pads or something, but with a stretchiness to it. Probably tastes the same. Like some animal flavor

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Well, she is a goat after all.

>ED note
Stop this.

poor ancestue

>2000 years isolation
Ahhhh I want to spoil the ancestor.

AOTY

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>Adam would rather fuck his own rib instead of this qt

I havent followed manga, whos Adam?

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Lilith is a non-canon bible character who is the first wife of Adam. However she was a demon or something, so god allowed Adam a redo. And made him a new wife from his ribs

I forget the origins of how that story came about but I don't think it was from any canon story, its like alt bible lore.

our beta ancestor that chose to fuck a rib over lilith

lilith was made from the same clay as adam. they got into a fight because adam wanted her to be subservient to him so she said fuck that, left eden instead and birthed the succubi race

Those ears are way too low, theyre actually gills which she uses for breathing

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>would rather pleasure himself with his own body than fuck a 3D slut

Truly our guy.

gotta leave some space for the dense bone that anchors those horns.

umm what happened was that Lilith took Eve away with her and cucked Adam
retake your religion 101 sweety

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>For 4,000 years Lilith has wandered the earth, figuring in the mythic imaginations of writers, artists and poets. Her dark origins lie in Babylonian demonology, where amulets and incantations were used to counter the sinister powers of this winged spirit who preyed on pregnant women and infants. Lilith next migrated to the world of the ancient Hittites, Egyptians, Israelites and Greeks. She makes a solitary appearance in the Bible, as a wilderness demon shunned by the prophet Isaiah. In the Middle Ages she reappears in Jewish sources as the dreadful first wife of Adam.

Oh, so she did exist in the Bible but people didn't create the lore over her being Adam's first wife until sometime around the middle ages.

Adam's a bit of a meme.
We already have Michael and Metatron as well as the war in heaven being mentioned in the story.
But Eve is a 3D slut.

Ohhh, even deeper lore. Lilith was created in order to explain two slightly contradictory Biblical accounts.

>According to Jewish folklore, Lilith was Adam’s first wife. Though she is not mentioned in the Torah, over the centuries she has become associated with Adam in order to reconcile contradictory versions of Creation in the book of Genesis.
Lilith and the Biblical Story of Creation

>The biblical book of Genesis contains two contradictory accounts of humanity’s creation. The first account is known as the Priestly version and appears in Genesis 1:26-27. Here, God fashions man and woman simultaneously when the text reads: “So God created mankind in the divine image, male and female God created them.”

>The second account of Creation is known as the Yahwistic version and is found in Genesis 2. This is the version of Creation that most people are familiar with. God creates Adam, then places him in the Garden of Eden. Not long afterwards, God decides to make a companion for Adam and creates the animals of the land and sky to see if any of them are suitable partners for the man. God brings each animal to Adam, who names it before ultimately deciding that it is not a “suitable helper.” God then causes a deep sleep to fall upon Adam and while the man is sleeping God fashions Eve from his side. When Adam awakes he recognizes Eve as part of himself and accepts her as his companion.

People sure had crack imagination even when literature was rare. Imagine living among goat herders or small city and writing your fanfiction with only a oil, quill and an candle

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>Not surprisingly, the ancient rabbis noticed that two contradictory versions of Creation appear in the book of Genesis (which is called Bereisheet in Hebrew). They solved the discrepancy in two ways:

>The first version of Creation actually referred to Adam’s first wife, a 'first Eve.' But Adam was displeased with her, so God replaced her with a 'second Eve' that met Adam's needs.
>The Priestly account describes the creation of an androgyne – a creature that was both male and female (Genesis Rabbah 8:1, Leviticus Rabbah 14:1). This creature was then split into a man and a woman in the Yahwistic account.

>Although the tradition of two wives – two Eves – appears early on, this interpretation of Creation’s timeline was not associated with the character of Lilith until the medieval period, as we shall see in the next section.

>Scholars are not certain where the character of Lilith comes from, though many believe she was inspired by Sumerian myths about female vampires called “Lillu” or Mesopotamian myths about succubae (female night demons) called “lilin.” Lilith is mentioned four times in the Babylonian Talmud, but it is not until the Alphabet of Ben Sira (c. 800s to 900s) that the character of Lilith is associated with the first version of Creation. In this medieval text, Ben Sira names Lilith as Adam’s first wife and presents a full account of her story.

>>The biblical book of Genesis contains two contradictory accounts of humanity’s creation. The first account is known as the Priestly version and appears in Genesis 1:26-27. Here, God fashions man and woman simultaneously when the text reads: “So God created mankind in the divine image, male and female God created them.”

>>The second account of Creation is known as the Yahwistic version and is found in Genesis 2. This is the version of Creation that most people are familiar with. God creates Adam, then places him in the Garden of Eden. Not long afterwards, God decides to make a companion for Adam and creates the animals of the land and sky to see if any of them are suitable partners for the man.

And the odd part, this doesn't even sound like a contradiction. It just sounds like a broad strokes summary. "God created man and women, lets get on with the story".

Lilith was created because someone got autistic about a summary in the Bible.

Perfectly understandable given that the Bible is taken verbatim by that enormous fandom.

Story of Lilith for those wondering

>According to the Alphabet of Ben Sira, Lilith was Adam’s first wife but the couple fought all the time. They didn’t see eye-to-eye on matters of sex because Adam always wanted to be on top while Lilith also wanted a turn in the dominant sexual position. When they could not agree, Lilith decided to leave Adam. She uttered God’s name and flew into the air, leaving Adam alone in the Garden of Eden. God sent three angels after her and commanded them to bring her back to her husband by force if she would not come willingly. But when the angels found her by the Red Sea they were unable to convince her to return and could not force her to obey them. Eventually, a strange deal is struck, wherein Lilith promised not to harm newborn children if they are protected by an amulet with the names of the three angels written on it:

>“The three angels caught up with her in the [Red] Sea…They seized her and told her: ‘If you agree to come with us, come, and if not, we shall drown you in the sea.’ She answered: ‘Darlings, I know myself that God created me only to afflict babies with fatal disease when they are eight days old; I shall have permission to harm them from their birth to the eighth day and no longer; when it is a male baby; but when it is a female baby, I shall have permission for twelve days.’ The angels would not leave her alone, until she swore by God’s name that wherever she would see them or their names in an amulet, she would not possess the baby [bearing it]. They then left her immediately. This is [the story of] Lilith who afflicts babies with disease.” (Alphabet of Ben Sira, from "Eve & Adam: Jewish, Christian, and Muslim Readings on Genesis and Gender" pg. 204.)

>And the odd part, this doesn't even sound like a contradiction. It just sounds like a broad strokes summary. "God created man and women, lets get on with the story".
More like in first version God creates man and woman as equals, in second version women is created for Adam need as his subservant being, so basically men in power choose the version whcih made women as their servants as their nature than someone equal.
And most older religions than Bible had women in important positions on par with males, only Jews and Christianity and Islam specially demoted women so only males could have legitimacy to their rule.

Okay, let's stick with just the stories and literature and leave out the commentary.

Your community college classes probably told you that all other cultures were some sort of oligarchy where neither man or women ruled society and there was no patriarchy or matriarchy, and ONLY Christian and Jewish were the exceptions

But that's just wrong.

This post is why I said leave out the commentary. I don't want the thread to go down this path. I don't think other Anons do, either. Remember that this is a cute goat thread, not a discussion about the merits or demerits of religion.

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WIENERS

>Lilith is afraid of the dark
>Momo is using this to blackmail her

Momo is evil, she even raped Mikan

Shamiko found a new hobby. Mikan and her can watch horror movies together now.

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man, Christian's are really bad at writing coherent stories

Sounds like Momo's going yandere, Kirara style

Shamiko is on the road to becoming a hero killer with that sympathy.

Nah, magical girls are just dicks in this story. Entire system seems rigged, magical girls hunt demons for profit, and demons are just normal people who have horns and shit.

I like how the statue is completely drenched in tears.

Hey, poor zombies just wanted live or to whatever it is they do

>soft and warm
god I want to grope Shamiko's tail

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do you think it gets hard and hot when she's excited

Momo on top of an aluminum can.

Goddamn i wanna buy this just to hotglue Shamiko.
Really what's with getting stiff nipples just because of lewd clothes?
Are you an Exhibitionist? Curse you lewd succubus!

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breaking the tail off of Shamiko figure

>nipples
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT

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That outfit is just really drafty! It's not like shes turned on or anything!

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>Literal scraps of cloth held by a belt
>No possible reason for them to actually stay up and cover her
Is this the lewdest Kirara girl?

Shine bright Momo!

Shamiko is ONLY for Momo, don't even think about it!

I was gonna bring up Hinako but she's not kirara.

yes, and wet from tama juice

shamicen doesn't have a mouth?

how do we stop the Light Clan

Kaho's outfit in the Kirara game was pretty lewd

No, this is.

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useless

Is this the most unsexy anime girl ever?

Yes.

Kaos is a girl?

should've had this

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how about now

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Yeah, Hinako is the lewdest cute girl by far. Canon buttplug tail and literal nudity with pasties.

I want to bite her horns.

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>Momo starts off bullying Shami
>Now protects her from other bullies and lesbians
Character development

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Momo was also surprised by Shamiko when she yelled angrily about Anri.

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I don't remember a chapter where Shamiko takes power pills?

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She gets force fed one early on before being able to dream rap- dream visit Momo

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Did it happen in a panel without them talking about it heavily? Probably why I didn't notice it. There's a lot of details in the art that you miss sometimes.

It was when she was protectin the laptop.

I can't decide which one I'd rather fuck

hawt

It's me.

Gross, That head doesn't even look like it belongs on that body

What does this tail shape mean?

Looking back that's probably the reasons she could transform and stuff, but I don't remember them ever discussing that in story.

Scarousal.

Alarmed.

are these translations put on some site at some time?

erect

this: never heard of fear boner?

And other* lesbians

Who is best girl and why is it Lilith?

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*rival lesbians

Because you can cum on her statue and force her to drink it in her pocket dimension.

Calm your tits, Ogura

Momo isn't a lesbian, she just wants to legally rape Shamiko
Clearly two different things

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Yeah, that.

O-oh, of course. Silly me for thinking that she wanted to illegally rape Shamiko as a raging lesbian. She only wants to legally rape her as a normal straight magical girl. What was I thinking!

Does Momo have abs?

She lost her abdominal muscles in the magical wars.

>Shamiko has a fetish for special attacks
>Momo still won't show her the Fresh Peach Shower.

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Mikan really gets a lot of use out of her snake

I've got a special attack to show Shamiko

Hot Gooey White Blast!

I'd get a lot of use out of my snake too if I had a Shamiko near.

Is the snake supposed to be Mikan's pet?

Her pet is a poison frog
It'll kill you with one touch
Her mascot is a cursed looking orange doll

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Frogs are cute.

>girl whose power is to make everyone near her unlucky
>keeps a pet frog that can kill you with a single touch

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weird girl

>30cm
>roughly 800g
Imagine manhandling Ancestue's tiny body. I would just stroll around Tama looking for things to hot glue her on.

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The frog's name is Michael. Momo's navigator is Metako (Metatron). Make of that what you will.

Lilith is very underrated and I want to bully her

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Why a frog, though? Aren't snakes supposed to eat frogs, and Micheal beat down Satan the snake?
Maybe that's why it's poisonous

I want to bully this dumb demon

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Lilith is for worship and offerings only!

do you think she waxes her chest

Lilith has no hair below the eyelashes

Almost all priests I've met have said that the Bible is fact, but at the same time its largely symbolic in nature rather than pure and literal like you're saying. There are a lot of parts with flowery language meant to convey an idea. I don't think I've met a priest who wouldn't just say that the passage is basically a summary of events, rather than a retcon.

All its saying is that god created man and women which is true, it didn't say in what order or that he did it at the same time.

>no soft peach fuzz
Disappointed, to be honest.

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is this real?

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yes

No it's a drawing.

Sure. But that still doesn't stop a whole lot of fuckwits from believing with ever fibre of their being that every word of the bible is literal truth.

but it's a real drawing

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It's actually just pixels on your screen.

yes
it is a representation of a drawing of Lilith, outside of her dildo

y shami cri?

is goet

Its all truth, but its not all as literal as possible, there's a difference. You have to expect certain things don't carry over properly as well when its a translation. For example Jesus pretty much always talked in parables, like "Don't tell your brother how he's messing up when you have a wooden plank lodged in your eye, first take the plank out of your eye, then maybe you can tell him about his problems". This is a parable just saying to not cast stones especially when you're currently a mess yourself, its not literal.

People can debate for ages on what is flowery language or what isn't, but there's no real debate that it definitely is there. And like I said almost every religious person I've ever met would say the same. Its important to live by the truths of the Bible, but not to take every word of it to be the most literal thing possible like some sort of autist. Try to understand what its saying instead. Obviously there are parts in it meant to be truths, like how Jesus resurrected and when other people did miracles since those are relevant to the plot. However you can't just create an entirely new canon any time you run into a spelling error or summary of events.

It's just eye juice.

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>Its all truth, but its not all as literal as possible
Try telling that to the whole lot of fuckwits. (Also I don't believe it's all truth, but that's a whole other debate I don't want to get into in a thread about cute a cute helpless demon girl.)

cri everi taim

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Are wieners phallic and funny in Japanese culture too? Or is that just western wordplay/culture?

all cultures have wieners, user

Not to the degree that it is in the West, and the US specifically, really. No-one else really uses wiener to mean dick.

But no American would call them wieners b/c of the implied connotations. They will just say hot dogs or sausages. Is the anime intentionally emphasizing weiners?

>But no American would call them wieners b/c of the implied connotations.
That's just because Americans are so weirdly averse to referring to genitals directly that certain euphemisms have caught on as the de facto terms for them, which they then become weirdly averse to using in their original contexts.

Eye juice*

because we don't want to talk about eating dick at every cookout.

please speak for yourself

>tears = eye juice
>sweat = tama juice
what does Shammie call her other bodily fluids?

So call a dick a dick to begin with, genius.

But we do in Mexico.

i don't want to live in a world where i don't have as many names for my dick as eskimos have for snow

You're more similar to America than either country really wants to admit.

You're completely right.

Momo juice

So you can be too scared to use any of them in their original contexts either?

Demon girl who was hospitalized all her life due to various curses she inherited from her family, her dad went missing, is cursed to be poor, and is very weak yet has to find and beat up magical girls to save her family due to guilt and a Magical girl workaholic with PTSD, retired, depressed, and no family fall in love story

This show is oddly optimistic despite all the background info

True, except for the food, language, and culture.

And that's one of the things that makes it great.

Its an odd plot point that gets glossed over that Shamiko needs glasses but can't afford them. She keeps mentioning that her eyes are getting worse.

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She can afford them now, although her demon powers should be helping her deal with poor vision
I would very much like a picture of glasses Shamiko, though

didn't the curse specifically have a clause for medical/hospital stuff

She says in the second dream arc that her eyes are getting worse again. Sounds like its not getting any better.

Glasses Shamiko would be adorkable beyond belief

Did shimiko also take her sister's curse as well?

They said her sister was born almost not afflicted by the bloodline at all, while Shamiko took on an excessive amount of curses. She almost wasn't going to be born due to how weak it made her. Probably just due to Yuko having stronger demon blood, but due to how her family works, having stronger demon blood = getting fucked over more.