Was the anime for Majikoi good?
Majikoi
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The first half was pretty good, until they start with the silly drama.
Mon-sama best girl.
>Anime starts off from a bad end of the original game
What were they thinking?
Mayucchi showing off her assets.
The real question is, why not, I don’t know, adapt the actual VN instead of some half baked fan fiction. If the problem was picking a winner they could just do the Agave route.
>nothing new for kokoro
I sleep.
Maybe Kokoro would get something new if she didn't piss herself so much.
can you fuck the pink kimono chick in the game?
Average.
But that Yonpachi's index finger scene was good. Was it in the original VN? I didn't remember encountering that scene in Momoyo and Chris
In S, yeah.
This doesn't look new to you?
She got the second best route in the sequel.
>10 years already
Will we get to see another 10?
And I still don't know Japanese.
Cute imouto.
First half is actually damn good continuation of the main story. Second half goes to original content that's horrible in all the possible ways.
She takes it in the ass in S I think.
Hope you like piss
It's easier to list who doesn't take it in the ass in this series and even then it's mainly minor heroines.
Chris is best girl
For me, it's Yukie.
Holy shit i completely forgot her name.
I wanna read Leeeeeeeeee's route so BADLY
It was a 12 episodes long commercial for Majikoi S.
What's with VN writers and piss? There always happens to be a heroine that pisses themselves.
Kokoro's route specifically was pretty weird when it came to fetishes.
New Margit fan disc and New Majikoi title soon
What did they announce? I can't read moon and it's all text so auto translate doesn't work.
how can an adaptation of shit source material be good?
...
We don't know anything about routes but it's set in the third year.
After graduating Momoyo takes a town guard role while studying to be the new head of the temple, her walking around with the Kimono becomes a new famous thing of Kawakami
Wanko now third year student, seems to be working with Tsubame with some tokusatsu stuff and having fun with that
Miyako now third year student, following Yamato joins the student council
Yoshitsune invites Chris to the public morals committee, she wants to correct the schools morals
Mayucchi now second year student, sister joins the school and Mayucchi went with Chris to the cooking club (Mayucchi also has the public morals armband)
Kokoro now third year student, says something about while she's preparing to go into the financial world as her parents want she's stuck between that and wanting to do her new dancing hobby
Tatsuko is now surprisingly a teacher, after going through Kawakami's rehabilitation program she's now in a position to teach people things
Margit now third year student, after being referred by Aki is now school council vice president
Azumi now third year student, started growing out her hair and now has a new maid outfit, alongside high defensive power has a bunch of other helpful functions
Koyuki now third year student, as always gets along well with Jun and Touma, mystery of her birth approaches?
Yamato is now a third year student without going out with anyone, with Aki's referral is now the student council president
Translation from /vn/ user
How the fuck we getting another game when A3-5 still isn't translated. At this rate it would be faster to learn nip
I hope they give Koyuki the route she deserves.
Weiii?
>Mayucchi's sister
>There always happens to be a heroine that pisses themselves.
nice
Bump
Not a fan of the black uniform.
Her hips looks more wide
Are translations dead?
It had a hermit crab ending so yes
God i hope this gets a full harem route
The anime was okay to bad. Had some cute and funny scenes but the drama in the second half was a snoozefest.
It worked terrifically as advertisement for the games though. For me at least.
I've never seen the anime, nor have I played the vn and it's sequels.
Does this character win in the anime? If not not it was not good.
Miyako has always been on the thicc side although yeah she may have gained a few kilos over the summer vacation.
I randomly decide to start watching the anime, check Yea Forums, and there's a thread about it!
Umi pee!
>New Majikoi is called "Majikoi IF"
Lol imagine the possibilites
I hope they don't make boring single routes for the same heroines all over again
I expect a branch with that Miyako/Momoyo harem ending
It's just a coincidence that a majikoi thread appears almost every Friday, yeah pure coincidence.
>At this rate it would be faster to learn nip
It will always be faster as long as you hold any interest in japamedia.
I'm a fan of that belly though.
>Tatsuko is now surprisingly a teacher, after going through Kawakami's rehabilitation program she's now in a position to teach people things
Oh god, oh fuck.
Momoyo looks great.
I'd commit a crime just to be beaten half to death.
You can just challenge her to a duel and have free treatment at the temple later.
My nigga
The best. Her route was only okay though.
The game made me realize what having friends must be like. It hurts.
momoyo with a kimono looks weird
Not for the faint of heart
I'm just hoping we get a Benkei after route.
Guess it's something they find childish and cute? But i could be wrong since none of the lolis had any piss scenes.
Where my ENOSHIMA people at?
I keep forgetting to read this.
It's for patricians with good taste, something mountain monkeys wouldn't understand.
It very much feels like Majikoi in writing, with gangs instead of martial arts. However the biggest problem is that the MC is a pacifist loser.
In Rena's route you get a decent, cool MC that is forced to join the gang of the girl he likes and helps her take over the city.
In Ai's route you get a whiny faggot MC that cries about everything cool Ai does and wants to turn her into a prissy princess like him, Ai unfortunately does so and it's full of soap opera drama.
Maki's route is like Ai's, except she's a mad dog that destroys everyone anyway while her fag boyfriend the MC cries in the background.
I never recommend skipping anything, but here I'd actually recommend skipping Ai's route, especially if you like her. Or at least read her's first. Otherwise the other routes are fun.
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God Kokoro is so hot....
After route never ever
Guess not everyone be a fun MC like Yamato.
Fuck no, probably one of the worst VN adaptations I've ever seen. They should have just picked a route and stuck to it, the original story is pants-on-head retarded, even for Majikoi. I've blocked most of it out but I distinctly remember it ending with everyone thinking Yamato is dead because he flat-lines but it's actually because all of the blood in his body rushes to his cock, and that right there sums up the entire show.
Tsujidou is pretty good, the comedy is on point but the drama is pretty poorly-written. Overall the quality is a lot lower than Majikoi. I'd even rank Majikoi S above Tsujidou. The MC completely ruins Ai's route. In the others he's fine but only because he's basically a completely different character.
>the comedy is on point but the drama is pretty poorly-written
Isn't this the same about some Majikoi routes? I'm still giving it a try later, playing Ai's route first just like i played Miyako's.
Yeah, but everything feels a lot sloppier in Tsujidou. It's a sloppy game in general, for better or worse. Still very enjoyable, but there's some annoying shit that drags it down. Even when the MC isn't being a faggot someone else jumps in to take his place.
I wish I knew Jap to play Virgin road
No.
I want to be Mayucchi's friend!
Some of the soundtracks were amazing, namely the ones near the end of the first episode when Momoyo arrives and the next one that plays when Yamato charges in for the suicide rush.
Other than that, it's just waifus with subpar action.
That scene is anime original.
I would take an entire new route with cake Miyako.
Cute meido
Playing through original Majikoi. Need to pick a route.
My heart says Mayucchi, yet my dick says Miyako.
Wat do?
Go for Yukie, her route is the most fun.
What was the baseball girl's name?
Mayucchi
Koyuki route soon
It's translated dude.
The fandisk with the Shounen Baby osananajimi route isn't though.
>She will never call you senpai.
But user. She may in the new game. Keep your hopes up.
>tfw start Ai's route, it's cute as hell
>Get a bit burnt out, start a new file and go Maki's route
>Completely blows Ai out of the water
>Haven't picked it back up since
>My heart says Mayucchi
Her route is kind of boring
>my dick says Miyako
After her first H Scene your heart will not let you say anything other than Miyako
I love Massacre Maki!
Renna route>>Maki route>>>>>>Ai route
The ending itself even rubs in how Maki is straight up better than Ai
Were the heck is it? I checked Nyaa and google and haven't really found anything
>Her route is kind of boring
How can anything be boring when you have a character voiced by Norio Wakamoto in half the route?
Miyako first, it's the worst route.
Because he's a side character?
>imouto clone route never ever
>maids never ever
When it finally does get released on steam someone will rip it and upload it through the usual channels.
I feel bad for the maid lovers since the project died just before their route.
It's too bad the MC is at his fucking worst in that route. I found him irritating as fuck in the Ai route, but I absolutely hated him in the Maki rotue.
Really? I thought it was the opposite. Him accepting Maki for who she was and learning to be more flexible because of her made him a lot better than when he was just moralfagging Ai.
>Breaks up with Ai even though he didn't really want to
>Gets together with Maki even though the same reasons for breaking up with Ai would apply with Maki
Fuck off. He doesn't take love seriously. He's a pussy-ass bitch without conviction.
Okay.
She's the one who broke up with him, not the other way around. I'm kind of surprised you missed that, considering most of the conflict in Maki's route centers around Ai's jealousy and inability to let go of him after driving him into Maki's arms.
I didn't. But the entire route hinges on the fact that he agrees, even though he doesn't want to, and then he goes to someone else in the exact same situation. Essentially, the reason (or one of the reasons) I hate him is because the other two routes entirely hinge on him breaking up with Ai for reasons that should apply to both the other girls. On top of that, something else I hate about him is that he doesn't act the way he did with Ai in his own route towards the other two girls either. He never tries to stop anyone else from becoming a delinquent. And I'm not saying that I LIKED that part of Ai's route, because I hated it, but the fact that he ONLY acts that way with Ai makes me hate him even more. His character is wishy-washy as fuck.
The fact that he breaks up with Ai so easily in the other routes but doesn't try to force the other girls to change the way he did with Ai shows me that he never truly loved Ai at all. He disgusts me. And while I know I shouldn't compare it to Majikoi, given the constant references to Majikoi and the similarities, I keep comparing him unfavorably to Yamato and that makes me dislike him even more.
Whether he truly loved her or not depends on whether or not you choose her route. That's kind of the way it works in VNs with branching paths, the mental state of the protagonist changes to fit in with the choices you make, as you make them.
Also I think you're placing too much on him and downplaying the roles of the girls themselves. The reason he tries to change Ai is because Ai wants to change for him. She puts in the effort to do well in school and lets herself show her feminine side because she wants to make him happy. With Maki, it's the opposite: She's stubborn and doesn't want to change, so he has to make compromises to try and change her little by little, and in doing so he learns to loosen up and not always be such a boy scout. Maki even admits at several points to having grown bored with delinquent life after living with him, and views the constant challengers and rough living as annoyances. So I don't know where you're getting the idea that Ai is the only one he tries to dissuade from the delinquent life.
Whether someone wants to change or not, it's up to them. Where the fuck does this fucker get off trying to force people to change to suit his tastes?
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Remember erogedownload, it's a lifesaver for hard to find VNs.
That's Junai Road you retard.
He's talking about Virgin Road, the fandisk that includes epilogues to the Junai Road routes and additional routes for the Jew and the Childhood Friend.
Look I read it too fast okay it happens to the best of us
the first half
A-4 fucking when
The moment you learn Japanese.
Homura is pretty cute, I think she's a bit underrated.
I like her okay but her route is boring.
I want to do route with tsubame's mom
I liked it, i remember there being a lot of Kazama Family in her route.
still waiting for the route where yamato cucks his own father,
Will never happen
That's probably the one woman Yamato will never get to fuck.
I would give my life for my loli wife.
God bless Loliconia.
My brother.
How the fuck did Yamato turn out as okay as he did after being raised by these two? I mean, he does end up raping Chris to submission in her route, but, I mean. Hm.
>raping Chris to submission
I prefer the word "guides", damn girl was too stubborn for her own good and needed a "gentle push" towards the right direction.
If he could wait for several years for Azumi, I don't see why couldn't be that patient for Chris.
Man i fucking hate and love Azumi's route.
At least it had a casual blowjob scene from Momoyo.
I thought it was fine. He and Azumi couldn't be on equal terms unless he went through the same thing she went through. Plus it showed how serious he was about it.
Well in this instance Chris liked Yamato but she still couldn't get off her dad's metaphorical dick and needed someone to smack(fuck) some sense into her, Azumi was still in love with Hideo and it took him literal years just to wear her down.
Personally I believe Chris was a case of "strike while the iron is hot" while Azumi was "good things come to those who wait".
I honestly wasn't expecting anything from that route but I was pleasantly surprised.
NEV
ER
EV
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The only one who gets raped in Chris' route is Maru.
A-3 SOON
Thanks for making me check.
Do you honestly want a patch with a bunch of questionable translations? Because it seems like all of the patches have at least one route with some super braindead translations. Literally just learn moon if you want to read.
Line: Lick the rock salt that I handed out once in a while. It's the heat. - Mitsuru
Correction: It's a countermeasure to the heat.
Better?: It'll help you withstand the heat.
Bad: I think it's okay if she did it even if she was troubled over it. - Miyako
Good: Even if she was troubled over it, that doesn't change the fact that she did it.
Note: The translation has the opposite connotation of the Japanese and just doesn't make sense.
Prev line: If your swimsuit falls off, I will replace it with my hands. - Yamato
Bad: Go ahead and grab them. - Tsubame
Good: You should retrieve it.
Note: Her tsukommi is saying that rather than Yamato replacing her swimsuit with his hands, he should pick up the swimsuit.
Yes. Questionable translations are better than none. If you can read moon, good for you. Something is always better than nothing for everyone else, though. Learning moon isn't easy for everyone, especially if you have a lot of commitments.
It goes beyond questionable at points, and into completely brain-dead territory.
Bad: No, but you did come up in the conversation, now that you mention it
JPN: はい、そう言えば、話題に出てきてませんでしたよ
Literally the opposite
Again, better than nothing. If it really bothers you that much, you could try translating it. But that's a lot of effort so I can understand why you wouldn't, and also why I appreciate someone who does even if it's not great. I can at least get an idea of what is going on with this. In an ideal world, someone like you who apparently is a moon master would translate it or everyone would have the time and ability to learn moon, but we don't live in an ideal world.
Please use your godlike talents to help with the translation.
> someone like you who apparently is a moon master would translate it
That's the thing, I'm no moon master. I'm not nearly good enough to translate vns. I struggle to read a VN in Japanese. If I really was good at moon, I would never bother reading translations. And yet I find obvious low hanging fruit all the time, which means some of the people translating are even worse than me. If they can't translate a simple sentence correct, then why should I believe the complicated ones are translated properly?
See above.
Fair enough, but what is the alternative? Nothing? Something better than nothing etc.
I havent played Majikoi since that time Yea Forums was having daily threads about it.
Did all the games get translated?
Also any other similar visual novel that gives the same comfy feel with friends that Majikoi had?
The good parts aren't and won't be translated. It hurts.
>Did all the games get translated?
Only up to A-2.
>Also any other similar visual novel that gives the same comfy feel with friends that Majikoi had?
Tsujidou-san, maybe.
What was even the point of giving her a route before Yoshitsune? She doesn't even show up until the last 5 minutes of Mayucchi's S route, was she really that popular from those 5 minutes?
She was that popular in my heart from the first second.
Majikoi had a serious lack of threesome ends.
Wait for the new majikoi user
I'm pretty sure they'll deliver
is it me or the art is kinda weird or felt off?
>tfw no majikoi college years vn
Well they're still making games so I can't be too depressed.
play the vn
it's easily the best vn not just in it's genre, but potentially among all vns
the comedy in the common route alone is more than enough a reason to read
>college majikoi
what would it be like?
aside from getting shit-faced
>it's easily the best vn not just in it's genre, but potentially among all vns
The friday gathering turns into a friday orgy.
I preferred the Kimiaru anime to Majikoi's. Felt more accessible to non-VN players.
I BETTER GET MY SISTERS SCENE YOU COCKTEASING FUCKERS
> (Mayucchi also has the public morals armband)
lewdest girl on public morals? I'm in
>You get to choose whether or not she's still a loli in the epilogue
if we're talking about college then i think there would be more freedom storywise but would sacrifice the wacky highschool unless they're the sister school of the said university
>He didnt learn Runes before S was out
PFFFTHTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>that margit
LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY GIRL
>Teacher Tatsuko
>Tatsuko in the slacker club
Oh shit, oh god, OH FUCK.
Possibility of Tatsuko Benkei 3P hath arrived. There will be no survivors.
>Hound after spinoff
Oh boy they sure were popular. Im not complaining tho, I love them all.
I think they'll make a Margit after after because she probably won't have any route in Majikoi IF
Poor Yoshi got so overshadowed by Aki its not even funny. It cant be helped, Akis chemistry with Yamato is too amazing.
>sensei tatsuko
Not hard enough if you didnt learn Rune magic.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR A HAREM ROUTE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Akis chemistry with Yamato is too amazing.
>tfw she has also voiced setsuna from wa2
slightly off topic but wow didnt really expect her teasing voice
>erogedownload
>not sukebei
Uwah
There was already more Hound squad in the A+.
There being a whole spinoff just shows how fucking popular they are.
Margit not having at least 3p with chris in IF seems unlikely, her popularity reigns supreme even now.
eh
>Margit not having at least 3p with chris in IF seems unlikely,
God I hope so
yes
>Translation from /vn/ user
any other archive for vg?
No
He only translated the characters status.
The other information is that the new majikoi is called majikoi IF and more details about it will be announced in September. In addition a Margit fandisc featuring the harem route
It's true though.
Runes are for pagans and autists.
At least Lee will get something in the new game, right?
Surely what they've previewed is only a teaser.
I hope they don't do too many routes in the base game and just focus on the girls they've done descriptions for. There were too many routes in S and they suffered overall because of the focus on quantity over quality.
>dat ponytail(?) lee
Lee is better as a deuteragonist anyway in something more akin to a harem route.
In her own route the focus is often on other things.
I hope they do routes for the main girls, kokoro and Koyuki. While true Aki route would be nice, I feel like it will be better if it would stick to main heroines showcased plus kokoro after (because she has deserved after for years).
There are simply too many good girls at this point o satisfy everyone without making same mistakes as S did.
Also remember, Lee is popular, #6 in the last poll.
Easily the most popular maid.
>There are simply too many good girls at this point o satisfy everyone without making same mistakes as S did.
They could just slowly release fandisks like the A series if they want to continue with If. I'm sure everyone would be fine with that.
I REALLY hope they don't make routes only for the girls listed in the website
I concur.
The time has come and so have I.
B~Z-12345 fandisks when?
Does Yea Forums actually like Takahiro? Are you people serious?
Takahiro is more than AgK, man.
Only his comedy VNs.
Only from before minatosoft pushed him over the edge.
Friendly reminder that this Kraut is best girl
While not my favorite, she's pretty good.
I wasn't really a fan of Chris then this scene happened in S. Jumped into my top 5 instantly.
Cute robutts!
Oh dear
I want to beat the shit out of Chris then fuck her
>I want to beat the shit out of Chris
cookie porn when
Matsukaze needs a good end
How come Youshi was pretty much the only girl who never got a scene? It's not fair.
I mean it wouldn't be a clean fight I'd use guns and other weapons
If you want to see some of Ageha's younger days, her first appearance is in Kimi ga Aruji de Shitsuji ga Ore de. Was never translated sadly.
Miyu is the best KimiAru
>Also any other similar visual novel that gives the same comfy feel with friends that Majikoi had?
Majikoi is a ripoff of Little Buster, so try that.
>Majikoi is a ripoff of Little Buster
What? They're completely different other than being about a group of friends.
I'm a sucker for white eyelashes and she's the only character in the entire franchise with non-black eyelashes.
Majikoi's characters are clearly inspired by LB, some even have 1:1 direct counterparts.
They do completely different things with them, but it's still undeniable.
For me, it's Benkei.
>Majikoi's characters are clearly inspired by LB, some even have 1:1 direct counterparts
I can't really see it but even then if only some of the characters are inspired by Little Busters it's still a stretch to call it a ripoff from just a few characters alone.
What a coincidence. It's Benkei for me too.
I see you are also a man of culture.
Aisu is so fucking cute.
Man, the feel when we'll never get a full-fleshed out aki route ...
>Lazy and carefree.
>Enjoys her drinks.
>Godlike legs.
I see where this user is coming from.
Kyosuke/Shouichi and Masato/Gakuto are obvious.
Riki and Yamato, the MCs, share Naoe as last name.
Moro is probably another reference to Riki, looking at his personality and MC hair.
With the girls it's not as much of a ripoff, but LB girls were never that important in the group dynamic to begin with.
There are still some traits in common though, like Rin/Wanko being both brunette ponytail kemonomimi, but they're mostly references.
reminer all girls are best girls but Benkei is the bestest
I want Haguro to rape me
ive never been a huge fan of feet but holy shit that scene made me diamonds
You forgot the sexhair
Don't get me started on the sex hair.
I really hope Majikoi gets a steam version just for the faster translation.
bruh
I don't think the translation would go any faster.
source of the scans?
Those images should be findable on the main website.
Chris is #2 for me after a decade of evaluation.
Certainly grew on me over time.
Holy fucking shit that gyaru I want her route so fuckin bad my enoshima dudes
I miss Yoshitsune.
She's the cutest.
The imouto you never had.
>A-5
Learn Japanese
More Like YoSHITsune amirite?
Don't be mean.
Actual moonruners don't care about preaching.
Fandisk translation never ever
I really like Lee and Stacy, but are their routes any good? 'Cause A seems kinda hit-and-miss so far. I mean, I love Benkei but her route was a massive disappointment. Boring as fuck. Sayaka was cute too, but again, her route was pretty lame. I liked Seiso's, but Cookie-4IS was, like, why. And I guess as far as continuations go, Monshiro's wasn't bad.
God, I fucking wish Benkei got something way better than what she actually got.
For me, it's the Itagakis.
Tatsuko better get an afterstory.
Soon bros
I'd say they're both well regarded routes.
Probably top 3 routes for the fandiscs.
Wake up.
I wanna spank Kokkoro.
Needs more Angel taking it in the ass and pretending to hate it.
one of the best h-scenes
That scene is one of a select few which made me appreciate all of the feminine form over time.
Its pretty amazing one erowise too.
Bad ending scene is so hot it hurts.
I dont think Ive ever cum to foot stuff. But i did with this.
Kri a shit SHIT
Still better than natto cunt tought
whats going on here?
Was Matsukaze real or did Mayucchi suffer from schizophrenia?
It's literally ventriloquism to make her feel less lonely, learn to read
Man I wish I could travel back in time and buy a Matsukaze keychain.
She isn’t a loli. At all.
based
I don't even know why she exists.
>he doesn’t want to study napping and ultraviolence with Tatsuko-sensei
Cookie's VA won't do porn.
Quite simple.
Why did they hire her then?
Cute robodork, i can only dream with her sister having her own route.
Because they did not anticipate people wanting to dick down this robot
They shouldn't have given it a cute girl form.
I want Cookie's popcorn.
I fucking need this.
Finally, some focus on og girls again.
Benkei is so hot.
This may sound off-topic, but have any of you got the feeling comfiness as Majikoi with your real life friends?
Majikoi is usually called 'Fiendship Simulator' because of its idealised bonds between the characters. Even so, did any of you feel your time spent with your best friends was remotely as rewarding as the one you've seen in Majikoi?
Tsujidou anime when?
Azusabros...
Didn´t finish it . I just feel it' s too out of character picking any other girl besides main girl.
Nothing in real life is as rewarding as visual novels so yes
>implying I have friends
Best Hound without question.
A3 translated when?
maids
>friends
Majikoi is very comfy though.
does anyone have scans of A fanbook?
I bought a digital version of it and I can take screenshots of the pages and upload it. I can't rip the pages as is without having to piece them back together as it's all jumbled up if I try.
Also right now I'm taking screenshots of the part where the unique bits are at just give me a little bit.
Something for the meantime.
For me, it's Chris
>"Why yes, I do like Margit and Benkei, how could you tell?"
...
Not an argument.
Wanna elaborate on this?
>Wanna elaborate on this shitpost?
No, I don't think he does.
It took me far longer than I thought it would to get a single section done and even then I skipped over some pages because I'm too tired, it was nothing much just some images from the old mobile game.
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i always love eroge takahiro
the fact she only took 1 side route to make her no 1 in popularity pool is amazing
ultimate dark horse indeed
that scene still haunts me
Bump!
>bath scene with Yamato
>no cg
>not even a nipple to be seen
Damn it all.
It was a fun thread but the time has come to let it sleep.
Wake up!
Miyako is about to rape you untill you reach Valhalla.
What do you do?
Make her reach Valhalla first then go fuck Chris.
Impregnate before she finds im not Yamato.
Go and feed my Hermit crabs.
Can it really be rape if I want it?
Yes
Is it a war crime to make Margrit wear a catgirl cosplay while I gently hold her hand and pet her head?
Turn 360 and walk over to Monshiro
I'd be a war crime if you didn't.
Through the calming influence of hermit crabs.
nice thx
If you moan loud enough and scream, Momoyo may come bursting in to save you from your dreadfully orgasmic fate.
Valhalla doesn't sound like a bad place to go.