How do i get gf

Wrong. The real truth is that tomboys are frequently super hot, and then 100% of the time they start identifying as men and you can't be attracted anymore.

I have autism so it's hard to communicate to people. I'm not ugly but I am out of shape. If I continue with dieting and exercising, but remain autistic what are my odds of success?

Nice tomboy.

>I'm not ugly but I am out of shape.
So you are ugly?
>If I continue with dieting and exercising, but remain autistic what are my odds of success?
Much higher than they are now.

Spend more time on anonymous image boards.

Hang around women without being creepy or rude (yes, your attractiveness level will determine what is or is not considered inappropriate). Past that, you simply keep going until one wants to be your gf (or you die or give up). You can't make anyone love you.

Its not impossible but is such a pain. Wouldn't it be better to do nothing and lie in bed instead?

No hentai on Yea Forums

>So you are ugly?
I mean like my face. I don't have some kind of frealy goblin noise or weird pustules or any atrophied limbs.

If I knew I wouldn't be here

You don't

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Get banned from 4channel

stfu you gay ass fagtard

You’d be even less ugly if you got into shape.

Lower your standards.
Get a landwhale of something.

>how do I get gf

Simplest answer: be subjectively the best man out of her options and learn how to seduce women via understanding the subtle cues/meanings they give during flirting.

not if your a faggot like me

>IRL tomboys are always ugly.

False, 95% of them are lesbians

There's plenty of used goods outside, go and get one.
Purity is 2D only especially tomboys who are giant sluts irl.

>hentai

K is a chad. He's nothing like you

how

Understanding body language, speech patterns, emotions also high iq

exercise so you're in shape, have a job, don't live with your parents

until you do all three, your laziness is why you don't have a gf and you have no excuse

But how could tomboy attract 3D man?

Nope, tomboy is one of the rare tropes that translate well from 2d to 3d. Looking back there were quite a few I was around/growing up with and they either got girlier as they grew up, were lesbian, just became too butch or still a tomboy buts it's too late since my faggot 15 year old self saw them as friends and nothing else.

What flavor hot pockets are the mods making that take this long to heat up?

This. Also have a social life.

Why the hell would anyone want to date someone who doesn't have an interesting life

try to report a post
the post/report system is fucked

NWGOwf grttr get out my board gRT OUT NOW!

If you have to ask then it's never going to happen. Accept it before you torture yourself to death.

That's porn. It's against the rules.

Up for almost 1 hour, BASED mod posting this looking for advice

>Develop a personality

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95% of lesbians are also ugly

haha fuck man way to shoot down my hopes and dreams.

A girl once asked me out in high school but I called her ugly and made her cry
But now I'm a neet posting on Yea Forums so I guess joke's on me

just be yourself

>short hair
It's shit
This 99% of women are already used.

t. virgins. Naturally attractive tomboys who sport both looks and personality do not exist. A chick with short hair is not a tomboy the same way a mediocre looking slag with an attitude isn't.

>blackpill
Eat shit incel, stop trying to project your failures onto other people.

I have all 3 checked off but my speech impediment makes it impossible for anyone to take me seriously

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I don't really want a GF
I just want a cute girl I can smash on the reg and will suck my dick on demand.

It's a fairly large dick and I can fuck pretty good. But apparently I need more then just a large dick, decent body, and being a fantastic fuck.

so a fucking site where you have no chance to talk is the ultimate bastion of truth?
real tawk, if a girl whose personality you like is around you enough, you should start seeing them as attractive in different ways -- it's no different for women.
obviously 3.5 billion people aren't all the same, so your mileage may vary, but you can get a girl with acceptable looks, which are achieved by good health, grooming, and in general making the most with what you're given.

i'm not speaking outta my ass here either, i've seen it happen in my town, not exactly attractive men ending up with some good looking girls

Up for almost 1 hour, BASED mod posting this looking for advice

Holy shit this thread is still up?

so a fucking site where you have no chance to really talk and get to know each other is the ultimate bastion of truth?
real tawk, if a girl whose personality you like is around you enough, you should start seeing them as attractive in different ways -- it's no different for women.
obviously 3.5 billion people aren't all the same, so your mileage may vary, but you can get a girl with acceptable looks, which are achieved by good health, grooming, and in general making the most with what you're given.

i'm not speaking outta my ass here either, i've seen it happen in my town, not exactly attractive men ending up with some good looking girls

or, in other words, we all know people act differently online and with people they meet online; this extends to dating where you're just a face with a small amount of words

Man, you really seem to focus on dicks a lot.

That's because of the actual truth he didn't' mention, big cock and money.

test

Is Yea Forums broken?

>This 99% of women are already used.
If you live in burguerland yeah

Is Yea Forums broken for anyone else?

Report system is down because of Cloudflare shit

yes

someone left the door open

Have enough looks, money, and status (any total combination) to be first in line of the 5 or so direct orbiters and 10 or so men asking her out daily and 90,000 that have swiped right on her on tinder.
Even if you happen to be the best out of all those men your reward is going to be being cheated on by a guy better than you who shows up and god forbid you had children with her beforehand.

My most sincere advice is to just give up. If you had any chance of competing you wouldn't be alone. Just cope your way through life with anime or video games or mtg I don't care.

works on my machine

>imagine going through all of this just so you can put your dick in a hole for 3 minutes, once a every month

False, Iv seen a tomboy during my time in the army.

I don't really want a GF
I just want a cute girl I can smash on the reg and will suck my dick on demand.

It's a fairly large dick and I can fuck pretty good. But apparently I need more then just a large dick, decent body, and being a fantastic fuck.

i mean, its true for men too.
if a girl has cash or in general treats you well, you can start seeing them as attractive -- focusing on their good side.
this is one way fetishes develop y'know

also as a 6.3 incher myself, dick size really is just something else to consider in a partner, a small calculation, unless you're micro peen or too big to the point where it actually hurts. that and some vags are smaller/bigger than others, so you could have the perfect size for some girl.

>thread is actually getting serious replies
You just know that nobody takes internet advice seriously, much less on Yea Forums of all places

Yeah, but just mine.
It's reallhy all I have going for me.

Don't look for a GF if you're lonely. You'll most likely end up in an abusive relationship. Look for one once you fucking get out of this site and be normal and stable for once.

They aren't going to fuck you, faggot white knight. Kill yourself.

>I can ignore facts if I don't like them
COPE

Multiple real life behavioral experiments can be found in video that show looks matter irl too. Sorry to hurt your fragile worldview.

This attitude is exactly why no woman likes you.

Unironically disregard females and acquire currency.

I'm really disappointed by this thread.

Much better than all these shounen threads.
Why the fuck do they always talk about "spoilers"? Do they even read their shitty manga?

No it isn't. Most men do not give a fuck about what a girl makes, just how they look. No amount of money or college diplomas will get a guy's dixk harder than how big your tits are.

i mean, its true for men too.
if a girl has cash or in general treats you well, you can start seeing them as attractive -- focusing on their good side.
this is one way fetishes develop y'know

also as a 6.3 incher myself, dick size really is just something else to consider in a partner, a small calculation, unless you're micro peen or too big to the point where it actually hurts. that and some vags are smaller/bigger than others, so you could have the perfect size for some girl.

false my boy.
some women will do that, and a super majority of women will account for all of that to some degree, but to say all women find those things most important is false.
interesting paper i'll try to find talked about women seeming to cheat on partners that provided for them with partners they found more attractive and seemed to care about them more.

the worst thing, though, is on the internet we don't have a chance to really meet and get people -- which makes our hypersexual selves all the more on display online, for both women and men - which is why some women think men are all about looks and nothing else.
take a step outside lads, i cant see what you look like, how you take care of yourselves, or your personalities, but let me say i see some real losers who have girls

He's not wrong, if you have to put that much effort might as well just stick to anime and whores

imagine

That attitude is exactly what women ultimately seek.

Why do you think that this is just about sex?

I'm really disappointed by this thread.

meet women

its a number game

Unhealthy women do.

>women seek someone who only watches anime at home
Not really.

>for 3 minutes, once a every month
If this is what your "relationship" - if you can even call it that - is like, you are being taken for a ride. She is probably taking dick on the side. Also, 3 minutes? Nice premature ejaculation. I had a highschool sweetheart who was crazy about me and we had sex every day or every other day, and it usually lasted in the neighbourhood of an hour. This is what an actual relationship is like.

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I like your style user.

I found my current gf by taking japanese classes, those kind of places are good for finding a girl without much effort because all you have to do is act like a semi normal person as opposed to all the other autismo masters
Honestly looking for people who share your hobbies might be the easiest way to find a partner if you're your average Yea Forums dweller
If that still doesn't work just wait until its your turn to get isekai'd and acquire furry slaves

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looks matter pimp, of course.
whats up for discussion, and where a lot of people get """black pilled""" is how much they matter.

you wouldn't date an ugly hag, but a girl whose personality you really like might start seeming more and more attractive as you associate the good feelings you get around her with her facial structure, among other things -- completely normal human behavior for both sexes.

as an example, look at bald fetishes -- why do women find bald men more and more attractive as women age? because there're more bald men around them, including their husband presumably.
its a range pimp, both extremes can overpower women -- a guy who looks like actual vomit fuel, or a guy who literally is her 10/10 -- but the same thing is true for the male, would you fuck an incredibly ugly hag with a 10/10 personality?
dick size, personality, looks -- yeah, you're a bit fucked if you are on the extremely bad side of any of these, but you're also not out of the ball park if you're on the other extreme end of these.

unless you have a micro penis, look absolutely horrible, literal bottem 5% wealth, or have a disgusting personality, you don't have an excuse. and even those at the bottom can still find women who are also at the bottom.

So do as I say, not what I did, right user?

If you want to get married and start a family, that's the different question.

She was faking it.

>OKcupid
Errr....that's a dating site.
Sorry but I've read enough study between successful relationships to call cast doubts on this one
>n Dion et al.’s (1972) research, both attractive and moderately attractive individuals were viewed more positively than less attractive counterparts. Similarly, in Griffin and Langlois’ (2006) research, a lack of attractiveness was associated with negative qualities, but only a moderate level of attractiveness was necessary to make one's associations positive. To interest us, then, potential mates do not need to be exceptionally attractive, only moderately so.
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21767032

Basically, both the ugly and extremely handsome are seen as unlikeable because people don't view them as normal. They are subconciously guaranteed to be a broken man, or a nasissistic asshat

I am asexual and do not have any interest in relationships so I don't really hold any biased world view on this

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Is there a place for virgins on the internet anymore?

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What's a woman?

Yeah, but just mine.
It's reallhy all I have going for me.

I didn't mean just sex, I mean a relationship at all

>ex-military
the demographic of Yea Forums never ceases to fascinate me

凄いw
羨ましいｗｗｗ
みんあ元気?

A good relationship requires commitment aka effort. If you want just a hole to use it without having to work for it then just hire a hooker

She was a good actor then, because she was brutally honest to a fault.

Just don't bother

nah thats fake news pimp
i've literally switched from finding short haired chestnut skinny absoloutely beautiful, to blonde hair tomboys being the best thing ever.

some men are hard set, as are some women, but most of us develop our preferences based on what is around us, and the things we start to associate with those traits.

Well, /wo/ is an abreviated term for "wombo"
and /man/ is just another term for "Penis carrier"
So it's someone who can use more than 10% of their dick power.

Not on 4chad of course.
You have to find the places that ban normalfags on sight.

I would post a couple but I can't risk the influx of non virgins.

You ever watch an anime about a teenaged or prepubescent boy? That's a woman's voice.

That was my point

A healthy relationship is much more than what they described.

>みんあ
never gonna make it

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I lost my virginity to one. They definitely exist but they're halfway to dykehood and usually mentally unstable.

its alright to be a virgin, but it's stupid to pretend you are incapable of getting a girl
what the bitching about has been here is getting girls we actually like, not getting your dick wet -- a transexual midget can get his dick wet

unless you're lower than some of the trash i've seen walking around kissing, you don't get to play 24/7 sympathy about your virginity -- however you're more than welcome to bitch about not finding a girl you like, or about not being able to get the girl you like

Please learn how to fucking write you underage retard.

Some smaller imageboards ban non-virgins, wizchan being the most known example
There's also tohno, that while it isn't virgin exclusive 3DPD talk is forbidden

user, I don't think wombo is a real word.

This one is also good:
>To show the new method worked Dr Michael Burt of the University of Durham, working with Prof David Perrett of the University of St Andrews, Fife, and colleagues, confirmed earlier work on what women want by testing a range of 30 faces on 26 men and 24 women.

>As found before, they showed for short-term relationships women prefer masculine looking males, such as Russell Crowe, whereas for longer-term relationships women prefer men whose facial features suggest kindness and trustworthiness, typical of Tobey McGuire and Leonardo DiCaprio.

>"However, there is a trend for participants to consider the "short term" male face a better parent," said Dr Burt.

>This fits with evolutionary theory which shows that, while women are attracted to men with good genes, for a long term relationship where children are involved, they are more attracted to trustworthy partners who will give them support.
Do not believe on stats published by dating websites. most of them are just lonely men and sluts craving the attention.

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pimp, i talk like this cuz its fun
i can use latin, and as such use much better english, but this is not the place to care much about such things

Scio linguam latinam, quae est mea seconda lingua, tamen cupio vocare causa cupiandorum

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did you hear luscious was compromised?

Reminder that the "blackpill" is actually the real cope.

But then everyone would have to leave.

>I AM TOTALLY A CHAD PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!!

Based. I bet you watch a lot of Dr Stone.

23 year old virgin here

i don't really give two shits about getting a gf but i'd like to relieve myself of my virginity sooner than later

is getting a hooker worth it

unless the blackpill is you might not find what you think is your dream girl

>123 posts
>not deleted

That's the power of tomboys

whoops guys, i spilled my milk here

gomenasai user, we will try our best next time

what's a- what's a- what's a- what'sa- woman? woooomaann?

Mods probably can't even ban anyone right now because Yea Forums is broken

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The US Air Force is full to bursting with Wapanese animufags