You are hit by a bus and isekai'd as Sakura one month before the first servant of the Fifth Grail War is summoned.
However, the original Sakura maintains control of her body and you are just a voice in her head.
You are erased if Sakura becomes Dark Sakura.
How do you convince Sakura and survive?
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I'd probably just masturbate.
I would probably abduct and rape Rin before she has a chance to summon a servant.
Threaten to sing 24/7 if she doesn't listen relay my messages to the characters who can actually do stuff.
>stuck in her head
do I want to survive?
Tell her to get rid of her worms
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Up to you.
Angra Mainyu is probably a really shitty room-mate too.
Which servant was the first to be summoned again? Heracles?
Which servants was first to be summoned? Heracles?
Have sex with Rin
There's not a whole lot to be done as Sakura around that time, and even less if you take into account how hard it would be to convince her to actually do anything.
That said, here's what I'd try. Tell her that Shinji will abuse Rider if he gets her. Hopefully I can convince her to keep Rider. Then have her make an alliance with Shirou and Rin. Saber + Archer + Rider should be enough to take down just about anyone.
I whisper "Kill yourself" in the back of her head until the darkness starts to take over
Yeah, a few months before anyone else summoned a servant actually.
You've probably got about half a year.
>getting erased by Angry Manjew's influence
What's your end-game?
There's nothing you can do as Sakura honestly
I was told to switch it up from Shinji.
The only problem is that every other character is either super easy mode or impossible mode, so I figured I'd try something with a slight twist.
Reveal the truth to her and tell her to confess to Shirou.
Cont'd:
To get rid of Zouken: once she trusts my meta-knowledge, tell her to tell Shirou to destroy her heart and then save her with Avalon. No way he could resist the chance to save her just like Kiritsugu saved him.
Also, convince her to seduce Shirou. She already wants to and she's definitely capable of it, she just needs someone she trusts to tell her to go for it.
Only thing I don't know how to do is get Shinji killed in a way that Sakura will approve of. Any ideas?
Tell her Shinji is based and she deserves to get wormed.
I think Illya has you covered for Shinji-killing.
Just manipulate his dumb ass into encountering her.
Tell her to convince zouken that he has a chance at winning because all the other masters are too inexperienced. Zouken inevitably gets BTFO then she and Shinji are finally free and I tell sakura to have babies with Shinji and live happily ever after.
do Rin or Kirei next time or just do Shinji after a week or 2, honestly when you think about it, Shinji has a shit ton of advantages its not even funny
But Rin and Kirei have even more advantages.
Tell her to find Shiro right NOW and tell him to give me the bone of his sword repeatedly
Shinji should get worms in his ass hole
The real question is, how do you do this and win her heart so she masturbates for the rest of her life?
this thread made me realize how easy Shinji had it, he's just a fuck up lmao, he had so many chances
Easy, convince her and by default Rider that now that she has a powerful servant she can have Shirou all for herself, and none can stand in her way. Try and find Caster and make a deal with her so as for her to remove the worm and in exchange tell her as much info as possible. Not that she will accomplish anything against motherfuckign SHirou
The real question is, how do you do this and win her heart so she masturbates for the rest of her life?
Congratts, all you did was make her fail math class
is Sakura even a good student? is Shirou? I feel like Shirou is dumb
Shirous dumb as fuck, sakuras probably successful in her study because of her genes
So the point is giving Sakura the confidence to go and meet Shirou, because Rider and Saber teaming up could prove to be good enough to carry us all-Including Rin and Archer. I feel we can convince her by saying that the grail can grant her wish of having Shirou for herself and only herself.
I'm a physicist. Sakuras gonna make 100 fertilizer bombs and destroy every master before the war starts.
The end.
worm slut
I just finished the second film
I can only hope the Fate route eventually gets an adaptatation directed by such an obvious waifufag for Saber as the HF films.
>wanting secondaries to have access to best girls route
Why?
i'd just like to see all her best moments animated, also maybe it'd make them eventually read the VN.
cause no one gives a fuck about your cringe fest vn written by a teenager who couldn't graduate college
what?
I accept your concession
yeah Fate route is getting an adaption, there's just no way at this point
I really hope so, and seeing the changes the director made for the HF films, I don't think they'd make it so offputting for people who have only seen UBW, Zero and HF.
Whisper tempting thoughts into her head
>God, Nee-san's hot.
>Duuuude, check those thighs. That skirt/thigh-high ratios on purpose, right?
>Surely she's trying to seduce me on purpose, right? Having these sorts of thoughts is only natural, right?
>I never noticed how kissable her lips are until now. Does that make me weird? I'm not weird, right?
Little by little I'd slowly break her.
>We turn Sakura into a harem protagonist
>We use Angra Manju to transmute a dick to perfectly mess Nee-san's and Rider's anal ring, and make Shirou our personal cocktoy
Yes please. So we continue the damsel in distress act just to slowly ease in Shirou the idea of doing terrible, degeneate things with him. But what about the others? Do we simply angry jew the Rin?
I don't think she can twist Shirou to that extent. It might be possible with Rin, but not Shirou.
think of it in a purely monetary point of view. The Fate franchise is not the same as it was when UBW was being aired, its MUCH more popular now, Saber, even when she's not the main heroine, is the most popular character in Type Moon. Think about it user, why would ufotable not want to cash in and make a route focusing on the fan favorite? The route that leads to Last Episode? Its honestly absurd not to think that they aren't going to adapt it.
Surely Sakura wouldn't be able to convince Shirou to abandon his morals for love...
Not like that she can't.
>get like 7 months to make a plan before the war starts
Should be enough to remember the VN plot points and find a way to survive.
Best thing to do would be gaining her trust so she believes me when I tell her stuff like Shirou willing to accept her and that the whole Dark Sakura schtick won't work out.
Matting press the fuck out of that shadow
Or to bed her, for that matter.