Are you going to watch the upcoming Konosuba movie?

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this is the truth

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>I will never experience this
This hurts me so much.

Bros I cant stop. I found 209519 and fapped to it two times today and I can still imagine the feeling of inserting my pp in that useless goddess. The way she wakes up and feel sort of repulsed but still let's it happen. I gotta use explosion again.

the concept of loving someone so fully that the mere presence of that person creates happiness out of nothing is a completely foreign concept to my shriveled up heart
but seeing something like this always makes it clench in a keenly painful way, and i somehow find the presence of mind to feel sad about that fact
i feel your pain, user

it stars my very waifu, so hell yes!

imagine exploding inside her asshole

why would i waste precious semen on her ass when i could explode inside her womb to make even smaller megumins

Too flat.

Decent rip in 6 months, fuck.

One-sided love is cruel.

I know that feeling too well...reminds me of all the missed opportunities I had in middle school and high school. When several girls had a crush on me but I was to annoyed with their incessant attention and just wanted to play sports and vidya with my bros. Regret it to this day, I ended up a complete hermit in college and now I can't help but spill my spaghetti whenever I meet a pretty girl.

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>you had attention of several girls
>denied them
jesus fuck user you had a treasure i could only dream off and you let your vanity waste it
fuck you

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Yes, but only for Komekko. And when it comes out on Blu-ray and DVD.

Please tell me this is an actual dakimakura cover that I can purchase.

Yeah for Yunyun, I love her.

to be fair for that user, when in middle and high school you really dont have a solid perspective on what adult life entails and how your circumstances might change as you grow up

yunyun is worth everything

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Poor Kazuma loves the Goddess deep inside, but hes too kind to tell the explosion autist to fuck off.

What an awful fate.

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if she had crazier ass and thigh game and wasn't such a goober, i'd agree

she's already got great thighs tho
and part of the draw at least for me is helping her grow out of being a goober

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>a treasure
All women are the same. The only reason people put up with them is because of their vagina. They are not actually fun to talk to.

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>all women are the same
spoken like a true incel

How could anyone love a damegami?

Did we ever get a shot of her barcode that's canon?

Eat her chuuni ass.

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>incel
I agree, but fuck off to your containment board.

I can't believe Megumin is fucking dead!

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Imagine being able to get these two prime cute and funny lolis.

Yea Forums is where ive always been my dude
its the first time ive ever typed that word down
never encountered a situation where it actually worked before now
im honestly surprised it isnt part of the global filters

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How exactly did it work? There was nothing more to say to you. You'll eventually figure it out on your own.

dead serious about taking kazuma's dick for the ass!

this, rl women are fucking trash, stick to 2D

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Don't say that, user, I love you.

Stop, user, my heart can't take this

Camrips when?

Just got back from this. I rate it EXPLOSION!/中2.

Pretty big crowd. I couldn't suppress a "pffft" during the very first shot of the film, and had to spend the rest of the movie guiltily clamping down on my chortles to avoid pissing off the usual stone-faced, deathly silent Japanese audience. I don't understand why people here watch comedies in public, but this is a pretty good one.

I could have used more Megumin in a movie ostensibly about her, and WAY more Megumom, but if you've read the book you know what to expect. The climax will make the sakuga tribe wet itself.

Off to work now, so no Q&A session. Maybe some other Jap/a/non will help the thread out.

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Did they adapt the orc scene? And the bedroom scene? Please tell me they did both bedroom scenes.

Yes and yes and I am seriously walking out the door now, but don't expect that much lewdness from the bedroom scenes (lotsa blushing but no downshirt) and DO expect a trillion times more lewdness than you imagined or wanted from the orc scene.

Lovely.

>tfw I don't live in Japan and need to wait six months for good quality rips

Just kill me now.

CUTE
AND
CANON

Stop lying on the internet. You're not fooling anyone.

this girl is kinda cute

youtube.com/watch?v=SzGDAhNRjPo
Are your bodies ready, anons? Encode is 90% done.

You have the movie already?

Does anyone actually find Megumin sexy? She seems to be popular because she's basically a walking meme. I don't think that she gets waifu'd often.

>Does anyone actually find Megumin sexy?
Is this a rhetorical question or are you seriously that new?

I see the release date is today, is that in cinemas or home release?
How long do I have to wait basically? A couple of days or months?

Months unless someone working at one of the theaters accidentally misplaces the source file or something.

Maybe we'll get a repeat of what happened with DBS Broly.

95%

>I don't think that she gets waifu'd often.
I think otherwise, user.

Don't give me hope, user.

I got it.

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That's bullshit, you get an extra little story? What happens with the big rock? I don't remember any big rocks or crazy old men from the books.

Give deets.

How faithful an adaptation was it?

twitter.com/konosubaanime/status/1164825697564557312?s=09

The bonus short story has been know for a while, user.

Not sure if memeing, but that picture is of the booklet you get with the movie ticket, so...

I've been out of the loop then.

no because this shitty show just constantly repeats the same 3 jokes every episode

So, first time?

I hope the camrip someone gets their hands on subbing isn't shit.
Assuming there'll be camrips.

Place your hopes in the Chinese.

They can get anything

w-what is that shadow?

I recognize that bulge.

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It’s a Megumemebro’s average cock size.

Most of the anons here find that type of body sexy (petite, flat chest, etc) so yeah

mangadex.org/chapter/698782

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torrent when?

fuck shes so ugly

based

I sleep well every night knowing that I will never have taste as shit as yours.

yes

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Literraly me.
Born to suffer.

daijoubu

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How faithful an adaptation is it? Does it have the catgirl figurine shrine? What about the konami code? Give us the details.

I'm going to see it tomorrow. I will post about it and include pictures of any tickets or merch or whatever if people want.

Also just a heads up to any anons going to see it, or who are just in the Tokyo area.

Yarou Ramen over near Akiba has a special Konosuba collaboration ramen right now that they made to "replicate Megumin's explosions though ramen"

It is a limited bowl everyday and there will be a line but maybe I will check it out.

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If I die could I have a chance at a love so pure?

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No

He is back!!

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Context?

>You have been so alone in your life that you don't even have any romantic/lustful drive anymore
Are we going to be alone for the rest of our lives?

I'm fine with dying alone

>is a completely foreign concept
and it's better that way user, it's extremely hurt to love someone you can't have.

>He didn't hesitate
Don't be so autistic user, I am sure there is someone weird enough out there that will love you.

In October when it releases in my country

2D > 3DPD

>dating a child

Not dating
Marrying

Even worse...

Currently being showered with praises by those who had watched it

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Now 〜

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thank you now i am crying

give deets

Is the animation gonna be better than the episodes? I hear JC is doing the animation but I also hear they got a bad reception for opm s2

I read a tweet that it's still as slippy as before. And according to that one user here, the end is supposed to look good, so it should be fine.

Break time from work!

Yeah, the catgirl shrine (and Kazuma hilariously covering Megumin's ears while Aqua translates the nihongo) and the Konami code are both present. As far as I remember from the LN (it's been a while), basically everything in the story is intact, and I absolutely loved the animators' devotion to giving the secondary cast stupid things to do in the background (like Darkness getting off on giving Komekko a horsey ride). It's very slightly abridged moment-to-moment but it will satisfy you.

I hate you people with normal work hours. I get home well after midnight, and the only time I could see the movie today was the 9:30am showing on four hours' sleep. You answer questions while I go back to work and then to bed.

JC did a good job.

If you buy popcorn at a movie theater.
You can get clear files.

It really looks fantastic if you're into that very loose style. The humans' tits bounce relatively standardly (unlike parts of the second season), but the orcs' are WATCH OUT

I'm here.

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I hope so...

Eh? Really? Only if you buy popcorn? I hate popcorn but I am obsessed with clear files since I got to Japan, I buy them everywhere. Temple gift shop? Museum? Anime store? Movie merch? Clear files are such a good choice.

I am going tomorrow, I guess I will need to deal with some popcorn.

>anime theater
Where the hell is that?

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Shinjuku, Tokyo

ej-anime-t.jp/shinjuku/

>EJ Anime Theater

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? See it at a multiplex with proper tech, not that place.

If you try to tell me that the lack of stadium seating makes it more "authentic," I will... do nothing, because this is the Internet, but rest assure I will not be pleased.

I like Konosuba, but Megumin is trash.

I do already enjoy the normal animation however the vfx and colours are a bit lacking. Seemed like all their budget for vfx went into making megumins explosion or something. Wanted a bit more out of the vargas fight, it was a bit "washed" if that's the right word to use.

Beldia*

EJ Anime Theater has cafe

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Here. Sorry, I should have waited a minute to respond, I realized where both of those theaters are. Ikebukuro and Shinjuku respectively.
I am heading to Toho Cinemas Ueno which is where I always go, maybe they won't have the popcorn thing Sunshine Cinema does.

>going into the theater with Konosubafags

Op is supporting the studio

Damn, they also have a bunch of exclusive merch like this jug which I kind of want now.

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If I'm with you, I'm going to have some popcorn instead.
Please be careful that this campaign is held only at some theaters.
If you want this clear file, you need to go to Grand Cinema Sunshine.

Look at this faggot.

spoken like a true tranny

Go back to your containment board

Beldia fight?

Any questions?
Explosion！

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What did they mean by Beldia fight?

I'm seeing it tomorrow. What is your general impression? Been hearing it was really good.

He'll be back.
In this movie.

Explain.

The audience erupted in laughter.

He will be revived in the last scene.

Is the last scene not the explosion on the hill?

The explosion on the hill is a thing, right?

How did it swing from that into beldia coming back?

Eh, they cut a bunch of the book to make room for a bigger ending, although it did lead to a great resurrection gag. Poor Eris.

I just went to the theater near my job so I only got the book.

The enemy of this movie will die.
She goes to the country of death.
Beldia is in that country.
And the enemies of this movie will be revived.
Beldia also revives at the same time.

So it ties into the video game?

I don't know because I don't play video games.

I don't know too much about it either, but it does sound like the premise of ressurection of Beldia.

Pray to your chinese overlords.