Why are younger idols so much better than those shitty gimmick "cake" idols?
Why are younger idols so much better than those shitty gimmick "cake" idols?
Owen Reed
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Brandon Cook
their pussies are tighter
Eli Rogers
A
Dylan Martin
Fresh meat
James Thomas
How do idols even work outside of 2D if real idols get older over time?
Bentley Hall
Not for long.
Justin Campbell
There's a literal industry built around funnelling them in, getting what use they can out of them, then funnelling them into sex work after they go out of fashion.
Josiah Lopez
Why do idolniggers have to plague not only /jp/ but Yea Forums as well?
Dominic Hernandez
>idolniggers
You mean idolchads?
Luke Campbell
Satan knows best, the idol to JAV pipeline is alive and well.
Jeremiah Williams
Idolniggers are anything but "chads", they're the otaku equivalent of cockroaches and mice.
Mason Rodriguez
Imagine being Iori and never being able to have anything but anal sex? Every single time you went to bed with some stud they'd instantly pounce on your little anus licking and prodding it before lubing up and jamming it into your starfish. You'd constantly try to egg them into giving your snatch a try to no avail; every man's heard of your legendary butthole and wants a piece of it, for all they care you might as well have a fat cock resting under it and it wouldn't amount to a hill of beans to these anal-obsessed wierdos. Eventually your ass would begin to loosen from being rammed so hard so many times by thick cocks that you'd barely even have to push to release stool, and one day you realize to your horror that you've pinched a loaf right in public without even realizing it. You'd have to resort to wearing a buttplug everywhere you went just to keep errant turds from flying out your loose sphincter. People would start to notice how you walk funny, and seem to prefer one leg. Rumours start to spread about how your ass has been so worn out your whole rectum has prolapsed and droops down to your knees and you need an attendant to shove it all back in again before a performance. People say that you needed to be admitted to the hospital once after your rectal entrails can out in the middle of the night and almost strangled you in your sleep. People are beginning to interpret all the lyrics of your songs as metaphors for your anus-related grievances. People are counting down the days until you come of age and drop out of the idol scene to become a JAV star that specializes in rosebud scenes where horny fans of yours line up to take a nice whiff of precious Iori's inside-out baked Alaska.
Imagine being Iori.
Jaxon Mitchell
There is literally nothing in IDOLM@STER to suggest Lori enjoys dicks being shoved into her anal cavity.
Tyler Ortiz
FPBP
Jayden Roberts
t.
Noah Hill
>pussies
cunnies*
Lincoln Jones
She should tie her bikini
Juan Barnes
Anal idol
Christopher Green
Colton Kelly
FPBP
Tyler Brooks
If CG has taught us anything the real battle is between lolis and cakes. The middle idols need not apply unless they have a real gimmick or are a gyaru. I think it also has something to do with the fact that the older idols have actual backstories that are sad. Every cake idol seems very bitter underneath it all. Loli idols are too pure yet to have been corrupted by the world.
Landon Russell
Iori can't compete
Ethan Gomez
The cunny.
John Bennett
Rin is higher class than Iori
Aaron Morales
The "loli" idol is just as, if not more, gimmicky. But whatever, Iori is a 12/10 creation.
Owen Lopez
Only the 3d shit needs to go.
Nicholas King
based as fuck
Asher Nelson
Because you're a pedo
Cooper Scott
-said user, as he posted about his favorite seyuu
Zachary James
I still love her
Gabriel Nelson
>implying you know
Leo Russell
What do you think about sister idols?
Josiah Bailey
Anatomy 101
Benjamin Robinson
Ok, but can you tell us why younger idols are better?
Jason Adams
Too pure?
Michael Wood
*assholes
Luis Reyes
Pretty much considering she doesn't know what she is doing, she is just copying her sister.
Eli Diaz
What a cutie
Cameron Gonzalez
Are baka idols cute or are they the cutest?
Brandon Turner
They're lewder and purer.
Mason Gutierrez
Do Miki and Iori play Cave Explorer?
Julian King
Because you have a small dick and like children in a sexually way
Colton Watson
I wouldn't know, I prefer cakes.
Charles Hernandez
Is 6 and a half inches small?
Matthew Turner
She looks like a kawaii ayy lmao.
Kayden Carter
Hunter Sullivan
Me on the floor being pet
Carter Fisher
Yeah but.... look at it....
Ayden Price
-nal idol
Dylan Walker
>the nude filter version
Levi Gray
They just last longer.
Connor Wood
ur cute
Xavier Moore
Why is the anal idol Takagi-san now?
Carter Turner
Because everyone thinks youth is better, good thing Nana is a JK
Joshua Hughes
Is this the futa doujin?
Aiden Fisher
cute
Cameron White
Nana is 27
Tyler Hall
You can't prove that
Ryan Lopez
>Takagi-san author likes Iori
>Riyo lemonspomp likes Iori
What is it about Iorin that attracts so many people?
Nathan Perez
Imagine having a cunny party with Yea Forums.
Michael Perry
arisu>momoka>momoko
Connor Richardson
Maybe it has something to do with her fanny.
Kevin Clark
Woah, Takagi-san looks like THIS?
Leo Cox
You're thinking of shounenfags on account of their
>obnoxiousness
>numerousness
>noisiness
>lesser intelligence
They are literally the vermin of the anime community.
Owen Price
that shoujou ramune looking on in the bottom middle
Luis Sanders
Oh so that's who Chie is based on. I recognized Sora and Anko but Chie was beyond me.
Xavier Price
She's a shit
Benjamin Ortiz
imagine the smell
Cameron Roberts
Just coming here to say my favorites are Shiki, Ritsuko, Fumika and Kaede.
No offense to the loli lovers.
Charles Edwards
Bc they are tighter
Adam Bennett
None taken, why would anyone be mad over someone else liking something else?
Jacob Hill
She is the best girl in the series. And the best girl is always an anal fanatic.
Justin Scott
iM@S JCs are shit though.
Nathan Jackson
>
Andrew Edwards
JCs can't be shit
Jayden Stewart
Koume is definitely not shit
Landon Nguyen
Where does Anzu fall on the scale? She's "17".
James Stewart
The cake meme is trash. No one should like old women.
Josiah Sanders
I'm fully aware that this is bait but you are gay.
Connor Perry
Sachiko is the worst of the lot, in fact.
Give me any iM@S non-JC or any non-iM@S JC. Just not any iM@S JC.
JK.
Benjamin Gray
>Idols
there's a fucking ton good japanese musician out there and u still following something like idol ? retard.
Gabriel Wood
Because old bags are disgusting.
Anthony Johnson
Only idols have sexy lolis.
Camden Phillips
Imagine the SMELL
Elijah Gray
The sexy one
Hudson Wilson
I like thinking about Arisu and her bum.
Nolan King
I also like thinking about Rika, Koume, Kozue and Mai.
Ayden Russell
still loli
Connor Ortiz
Love Iori!
Levi Baker
More of a Shiny Colours guy
Adrian Davis
I like thinking about Arisu's bum too
Aaron Sullivan
Why did they have to create such a lewd JS
Wyatt Butler
It's part of the job
Nicholas Ortiz
Liam James
She is made for anal.
John Morales
Cuteness is Justice.
Brody Wilson
Are you gay or something?
Joshua Thompson
>cake idol date: p-san, you know we shouldn't drink... i'm a idol...but i want it too. (Now change drink with lots other stuff increasing in your mind the ammount of sexyness in the voice as it changes from kissing and fucking)
>Jc idol date: lots of blush, lots of hazukashiiiii, lots of hard breathing while handholding hands covering her eyes while doing lewd.
Both are good
Noah Wilson
>have a daughter
>she's pretty
>She's smart
>she's sweet
>she's well mannered
>she's obedient
>act mature but a child at heart
Imagine being her father and practically buy a gun and training everyday in order to protect your cute little princess from the claws of those filthy wolves in her class.
Jordan Powell
And then you let her be an idol and she falls in love with the plebeian producer
Robert Myers
M A K O T O
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Isaiah Flores
Why do you think Arisu will make a great wife and wise mother in the future?
Christian Robinson
What do you mean by "in the future"?
Cameron Miller
And their other hole is even tighter
Or was in ops case.
Daniel Brooks
After our wedding of course.
Nathaniel Russell
What a failure of a father Momoka-chan has.
Joshua Diaz
He should have fucked her himself if he wanted dibs.
Dylan Campbell
Not even fucking your daughter first can stop the P-Chad from seducing them. Just look at Risa.
Hudson Myers
Guess that fathers around Japan should band up and kill the P.
Daniel Thompson
Robert Price
Cute butt
John Sullivan
Robert Sullivan
Anuses*
Julian Long
What about JS date?
Christian Reyes
Commiting war crimes on Iori's body.
Cooper Flores
What about cakes to be? should they be saved?
Blake Fisher
Is that Laura B?
Hunter Ramirez
Brayden Morris
I'm pretty sure it's Iori, mate
Jackson Cooper
Hudson Gomez
Not be me, sorry.
Lucas Bennett
You will fuck me user, I'm not going to be some dried up cake, NOW DROP THOSE PANTS!!!
Elijah Ortiz
It's too late for them, they'll be getting drunk with the other hags by the weekend.
Anthony Nelson
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
vocaroo.com
Christopher Jenkins
pull the fucking trigger
Wyatt Carter
They're cute and funny and sexy!
Xavier Howard
Forehead.
Isaac Wood
I like this
Henry Rodriguez
My queen!
Connor Morgan
That's a terrible crime, P-san.
Robert Ortiz
You can't criminalize love
Caleb Baker
Dating a JC isn't a crime?
Noah Flores
You can't justify a crime
Blake Butler
Is this supposed to be arousing?
Caleb Collins
If you're not a raging homosexual.
Joshua Smith
Yes. Little girl butts are very arousing
Elijah Moore
Based
Gavin Rogers
Watch me
Christian Hughes
Exactly how much older? Is being twice her age enough?
Landon Thompson
Iori is simply an all-around perfect girl. You couldn't ask for an altogether more perfect package.
Landon Cooper
It's supposed to be cute
Jonathan Martin
I could kill every single one of them.
Robert Ortiz
As able or willing?
Watching would also be a crime, huh.
Thomas Cox
>Watching would also be a crime, huh.
Yeah but I can't do it if there isn't someone watching it. Don't make me force a child to witness this horrific and sexy act.
Parker Hall
If witnessing a crime is a crime then how do you know a crime is happening?
Daniel Scott
Witnessing not equals watching, watching is passive.
Nicholas Wilson
Ahhhemm A____ C____
Sebastian Jenkins
A___ CUTE
Austin Clark
*ss *unny
Christopher Johnson
Why you make sure they stay in shape by doing lots of sports with them!
Kayden Thomas
Iori looks very cute in this art style.
Levi Rivera
I'd do lots of sports with Ritsuko, if you know what I'm saying. her cousin can come too
Cameron Taylor
Why do I like foreheads so much? Is there an evolutionary genetic advantage to it?
Hudson Ross
Bigger target?
Benjamin Smith
That just penguin iori
Robert Allen
Why are big defenceless foreheads so cute?
Jaxon Russell
Because it makes you want to kiss them
Jacob Morales
>defenceless
Jason Fisher
Kevin Rivera
Happy Makoto Kikuchi Birth Day
Josiah King
Lolis shouldn't dress like thins