Dragon Balls

Is this shit on purpose? You get GT if you use those two wishes to spam shenron

First wish, keep a hard limit of the number of humans on the earth, somewhere around 2 billion.

Second wish, everyone is now educated

1) I wish to be able to travel into different dimensions freely and safely.
2) I wish to be able to bring anything from those dimensions like people, information, items, abilities, etc. with me.

If those aren't possible, a time machine with unlimited fuel and immortality. I using it to go back in time to kill Marx .

1. Remove white people
2. 1 billion dollars

1. Immortality. Cannot die for whatever reason.
2. The ability to create anything out of nothing.

But if time is rewinded without your memory being transported into the past, what is the point?

>2. Grant me the ability to fly at speeds up to 1,000 Kilometers per hour
A physicist would tell you that you need a referential frame to determine your velocity. Otherwise your wish is meaningless.
An engineer would ask you why you didn't include the ability to SURVIVE flying at 1,000 km per hour through Earth's atmosphere.

>everyone is now educated
What the fuck does "educated" mean?

>1) I wish to be able to travel into different dimensions freely and safely.
You realize that we are living in a 3+1 dimensional universe? You EXIST in different dimensions, and every move you make is multidimensional.
Traveling into a 4th (+1) dimension would be akin to picking up a sheet of paper from a table, except more extreme. You're just going to snap, and even if you didn't, you wouldn't be able to really experience the extra dimension anyway.
>unlimited fuel
Black hole.
>Cannot die for whatever reason.
That sounds like it's going to mindbreak you when you're all alone drifting through empty space once all other matter has fallen to entropy.

And will nobody point out that granting wishes is extremely anti-capitalistic? Fuck off with your communist agenda!

wow you are so smart you know that?

I wish that my waifu is real and that we live happily together forever in a loving monogamous relationship.

>Immortality
Eventually, user stopped thinking...
And then he made a post wishing for immortality like an idiot

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Immortality might be fun for a few years, but it is a curse once you reach like 100 years. You cannot die. You will watch your loved ones die. Your offsprings and their children will die. You can see society collapse and rebuild, or there is a global extinction and you are left alone because you cannot go to the other side.
Do you really want immortality regardless, user?
>2. Grant me the ability to fly at speeds up to 1,000 Kilometers per hour
Have fun burning in earth's atmosphere
What the fuck is even Canada? You two are making up words

Make loli vampires real and have them already be here for at least 500 years prior. Second wish, give me the location of at least 3 that are black haired and still alive.

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I only have one wish

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>once you reach like 100 years
Jesus, what's wrong with you?

>You will watch your loved ones die.
Most people do that from a very early age on. Would you prefer dying at age 5 so you don't have to see your great grandmother die?

>You can see society collapse and rebuild
Plenty of youngsters watch it. You are the only one able to see the bigger picture.

>there is a global extinction and you are left alone
THIS is the actual problem.
You should always have a way out, but not because there is an arbitrary number beyond which living is hell.

Take all the secret cabal that runs the world and turn them into lolis, eternal lolis. Second, broadcast their live identities, locations and list of things they are responsible worldwide.

I will then enjoy the fireworks.

Last I checked, GT isn’t canon.

You’d need proper protection in order to fly that fast, yes; in hindsight, the ability to directly and instantaneously teleport anywhere on Earth would be something better to wish for.

1. resurrect KyoAni
2. I don't even care, fix climate change or some shit I guess

1. Relive the last 10 years of my life with my memory intact, so i can sink all my money into bitcoin when it was 0.50$ and doomp et at 20k$, so i'm set for the second wish.
2. Immortality AND invulnerability to anything but myself, so i can have an out in case a century or few later Universe decides to be a bitch and my life takes a turn for the fate worse than death.

Wish #1
Unlimited money or at least filthy rich

Wish #2
Death of jews

>1. Resurrect kyoani
>2. tank of gasoline
FTFY

Canada must be removed from the face of the earth.

I wish for 2 genies that can also grant wishes

But they do exist. They're actually the puppetmasters pulling the strings, slowly indoctrinating us to love loli vampires.
They control the illuminati.

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This, but I also wish for two copies of me with the memories from before meeting the genie 0 being the one to whom the new genies grant the wishes.

So you want suicide?
Nice.

Well, they didn't need to do much.

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Indeed.

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Wish I could control time for everything and to be extremely lucky

fuck android 18

I wish I could be happy.

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But once you get rid of white people, the world economy collapses and your money is worthless. Good job retard.

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Good taste.

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1. A mere FRACTION of CHADchad cha CHAD's power
2. Justice and peace throughout the land

Kill all the kikes so the world can finally be a better place.

Ask me how I know who is behind this post.

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>1. resurrect KyoAni
Kys Moeshitter.

>>>/reddit/

>r-r-r-reddit
You can't hide from the CHADS OF Yea Forums, moetrash seasonalshitter lolipedo isekaibitch. Kneel.

>chads
>watching a show that's literally for kids

>BUH BUH BUH BUH
>watches moeshit aimed at 12-year-old Japanese schoolgirls
KNEEL, at ONCE, before your superior CHAD masters.

Oh shit, I love being a 12-year-old schoolgirl and watching TV at fucking 1 am to catch my favorite moe shows.

Sex with multiple preteen girls and the physical capability to keep it going indefinitely.

>BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUHHHHH
Pathetic attempt at damage control, and also a shameless and disgusting admission of being a moebitch. KNEEL.

1. The ability to make wishes myself on the scale of the super dragon balls and beyond without limits
2. Turn myself into an omnipotent, omniscient, all seeing god who can freely create and destroy anything he wishes without being negatively affected by it.

With those powers, I'd make waifus real but they'd find user disgusting and creepy

1. I wish to be able to get isekaied into world created to fulfill my wishes. An perfects wish fulfillment setting on separated timeline. Triggered by stating such desire before going to sleep.
2. I wish to be able to keep all gains (of every kind) attained in that world.

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I wish to be unable to die as long as there is at least one other human being alive
I wish to have a perfect body for as long as I live

>everyone is turned into a loli futa
>rape becomes the law of the land, in fact not raping someone every three days will be a crime punishable by death

Make anime real.
Eternal youth.

1. Bring back power levels so that Jiren and Broly fags can finally shut the fuck up
2. K-On season 3

1. stop time power
2. be taller

>shonen
>not an anagram for incel

Immortality
Real life DBZ powers

Trying WAY too hard to fit in, buddy.

>can't be edgy on the internet anymore
Fuck off

>1 Immortality
>2 Regenerative powers

I'll fkn rant for eternity on every new and more absurd idea of an anime that japan shits

>Immortal shitposter
Would you also shitpost in the ayylmao Yea Forums after they take over Earth?

5 years younger
5 more centimeters

The only correct answer is
1- Immortality
2- nobody but me can use the balls until I decide otherwise

Unless you are speaking about chink immortals then your wish is a shit.
Also fuck selfish fucks like you.

Fix climate change but make everyone think it’s getting worse.