Why did nobody ever try infusing their piss with Hamon?

Why did nobody ever try infusing their piss with Hamon?

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Sounds like the kind of thing joseph would do

why didn't gyro ever use the spin to give enemies testicular torsion?

How come no one ever used their stand to jerk off?

At the end of part 3 Jotaro uses Star Platinum to grab Joseph's heart without donuting his chest
If he could do that why didn't he just rip off his Dio's heart?

PEARL WHITE OVERDRIVE

that's kinda gay user

>implying Dio wouldn't survive without a heart

it's only gay if they look at their stand in the eyes.

No more gay than masturbation

Jolyne probably did

Why didn't he just stimulate his prostate?

Thanks user always asking the important questions I love you

SPACE RIPPER STINGY DICK

You made me look that up so fuck you

Underaged or uneducated detected.

What the fuck did you think testicular torsion was going to be?

I once did. The only requirement is not being american. You hold your 『foreskin』 closed while peeing untill it creates a 『pee bubble』. The you take a deep breath anf ater that you let go of your 『foreskin』and a ripple hamon explosion comes out. Quite fun desu.

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Pucci took care of that.

what if you have a girly looking stand

it wouldn't have done shit. Dio got sut in two in part 1, and straizo was blow to smitherines and they both survived that. vampires are durable, man. Only hamon and sunlight can kill them.

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Why didn't Joseph use Purple Hermit to find Kira?

if spice girl is sentient, could she have lust for people/stands, if that's so can she just turn a shlong into rubber so it can have enough durability for he wannabe barrage?

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Why didn't Diego turn into a Pterodactyl?

Why did Dio hire a man with a sun Stand when he's a vampire?

Old and retarded.

that technique would be an instant win if he fought gappy

full pic?