You have 3 dates to convince your waifu that you're marriage material. What are they?

You have 3 dates to convince your waifu that you're marriage material. What are they?

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Nothing. I rape her.

Based India/paki poster.

FPBP

This.

>find some great food, though no idea if she'd eat meat so it might be harder for me
>repeat if it's a place she likes but on the second time find a good hiking spot or trail for outdoors adventures together
>bring her home and cuddle
I think I'm ready

I just have to beat her at 3 athletic events. At this moment.... I would lose.

The week plan
>laser tag
>barcade
>metal concert
>indycar
>mountain hiking
>water park
>guns, 1000 bucks worth of tannerite, and an afternoon
High energy fun for a high energy girl
What kind of monster rapes their waifu?

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>What kind of monster rapes their waifu?
tbf if Ryuko was my waifu we'd probably just spend all the time raping each other for shits and giggles

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>nobody wants to do anything with their waifu besides fuck
A sad state of affairs

I'd have no hope, I don't even know what people do on dates.

I just make her some bomb ass food and I'm sold to her.

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I'm not marriage material.

Date 1: go to a lake
Date 2: take her for nice dinner
Date 3: take her to an amusement park

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The easiest way to Satsuki's heart is through her sister.

I take her to McDonalds, and buy the kids meal. Works everytime.

Charlotta is my waifu you fucking faggot

She's mine now.

a day testing her experiments
a day walking with her at the park
mating press for 4 hours straight

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Do you enjoy living you life being an absolute asshole to everyone involved with you, even fictional people?

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1. I show her my knowledge of Hidden Christians in Japan.
2. I tell her statistics about LGBT people.
3. I explain why I think magicians are the spawn of Satan.

wait shit I can't take Asuka out on a date she's 14. Back when I first watched the show it would've been fine but I'm 26 now.

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Asuka was begging a 30+ guy to fuck her, you'll be fine

Interesting post.

t. Pussy destroyer

I'd hold her hand.

Yeah, Rin Tohsaka surely will love me.

I would watch a popular romantic movie and recreate it.
You ask too much from an autist

1. Nice dinner and a walk around town
2. Picnic in the park
3. Maybe the lake, I'm not sure I don't have any experience with this type of stuff

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How did you know ryuko was my waifu user?

that's too lewd, user

user we... I guess you'll hear from her soon.

A-user what happened? I wouldn't be able to stand it if anything bad ever happened to her, i love her so much

I guess the first one would definetly be Disney World, second would be a trip to Paris, and i'd have to think long and hard about the 3rd

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Date 1: Impregnation
Date 2: Nine months of non stop loving and doting on my beautiful pregnant girlfriend and making her feel like she's the center of my world (because she is)
Date 3: She gives birth and we plan on making a big happy family with many more children

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Probably would work better than the dates if you're chad

NTR more like DTR

/thread

Time to go to bed.

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Dinner and movies at home. So i can impress with my cooking and house keeping, and see her taste in movies.

Take her on my motorcycle into the mountains to a scenic nature spot. She has to hold tight to ke for long periods. Then isolated she has nothing but the nature and me.

Weekend in an onsen resort town. Some light shopping and restaurant dining by her choice. Private mixed bathing for the two of us.

>go to average place to eat, nothing shabby or fancy, but the food's good
>talk about her stuff
>talk about my stuff a bit
>have rock solid job, salary is okay
>am in position of power, so that's impressing her
>pay for her dinner, unless she reeeally wants to per her stuff herself, shrug it off with a smile and don't comment further on it
>go to arcade, if she sucks, I'll have to win, if she's good, I lose on purpose, if she's REALLY good, give my best to smite her, laugh off any losses
>talk to her like a normal person, no innuendos, holding back 13 years of Yea Forums, but I'll join in to any of her goofy stuff - at the same level or a tad bit higher, just to get some laughs
>bring her home, not expecting a kiss or anything

>she chooses the next date, do what she wants to do

>on the third date I invite her to my place for some home cooking - I can actually cook. my place is clean too

by now she should see that I'm a normal person and if that's enough in your early 30's, I don't know

>Then isolated she has nothing but the nature and me.
You aren't very good with women are you...

The dates wouldn't matter, as long as I be myself she'll love me

>rin_pointing_and_laughing.gif

You don't impregnate someone on a first date

Based and shoujo pilled

She then forgets them the next day.

Not with that attitude.

That's not until AFTER marriage

I only need one date
>Steal her bra
>Grab her horns
>Propose my love
Easy win

>ramen shop
>ramen shop
>wrestling match with a ramen shop nearby

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3 dates at a steakhouse

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I don’t want to marry my waifu, she’s very happy with her canon husband.

1. A leisurely visit to a café
2. A fancy dinner at a restaurant
3. Going to an opera concert together

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easy win user, gg

But my waifu died, how am I going to date her

>not bringing some flowers to the graveyard and chatting with her ghost
Never gonna make it.

All three dates consist of us going to WW2 combat zones and digging up military stuff using metal detector during the day and disarming rounds in the evening

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1. A neutral place for dinner
2. Do something that she wants to do that we both enjoy
3. Do something that I want to do that we both enjoy.

Its all about communication and give and takes.

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Bowling. And thrash her mercilessly
Meal out together.
Movie night in together.

1. Walk around town
2. shooting range
3. Dinner at my house (plof)

fpbp and b&r

First I'd take her rockclimbing so that when her heart skips a beat she will mistake the thrill for love
Second I'd take her to a church to make sure she has some good Christian morals imprinted on her
Third would be a date at home and that's when I lead her to the kitchen and chain her to the cooker.

Not with that attitude you won’t.

fortnite
fortnite
and fortnite

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