>dad walks in
Dad walks in
Charles Cook
Zachary Wilson
>starts unzipping
Easton Bell
cunny on cunny
Adam Kelly
>shirou walks in
Jose Torres
Lincoln Mitchell
>Iri literally doing her best to get Shirou jackhammering the maids
>he asked for dinner instead
A neutron star is less dense than Shirou.
Joseph Morris
He doesn't want to get laughed off bc of his micropenis
Sebastian Reed
Henry Reed
Micropenis are perfect for lolis
Daniel Sullivan
What would happen if Shirou DID ask for Sella?
Kayden Scott
unlimited maid works
Grayson Lee
Made me laugh
Robert Davis
She saw the high jump and lusts for his dick.
So Shirou probably gets laid and Irisviel insists on observing to catalogue his growth, education, and performance.
Cameron Baker
was the entirety of fuyuki watching shirou high jump that day?
Leo Bennett
Possibly. Luvia saw it.
Luke Rodriguez
shouldn't ruvia be studying in bongistan
Landon Martinez
So then we'll take em off
And then we take em off
AND THEN HER DAD WALKS IN AND THEN HER DAD WALKS IN AND THEN HER DAD WALKS IN AND THEN HER DAD WALKS IN AND THEN HER DAD WALKS IN AND THEN HER DAD WALKS IN
Parker Ramirez
are ya winnin son?
Andrew Bell
Is she winning?
Christopher Myers
Yes. Saber also had a dream about it.
Matthew Nelson
Not just Fuyuki, but the world.
Nathaniel Morales
it's a very important event in the akashic records
Xavier Rogers
What the fuck?
>for a story to be canon Zelretch must exist in that timeline
>for a girl to be part of Shirou's harem, she must have seen his high jump
What's next, I wonder.
Luis Peterson
Joshua James
Zelretch was watching the high jump.
James Phillips
Don't do it.
Brandon Cox
Zelretch is a guy so he doesn't count.
I wonder if Kiri also saw it.
Oliver Gutierrez
Do Briton Girls Dream of High Jumping Shirous?
Ethan Robinson
Even guys swoon for the alarm clock genocider
Christian Wood
Didn't stop Issei, user.
Ian Brown
How confused Kerry will get?
Ayden Green
If Illya is 11 in this, shouldn't Shirou be... 10?
Aiden Hill
same goes for rin and ruvia
Brody Anderson
Her parents or something were visiting Japan and she came along.
She was just sitting in a car and turned her head and she saw it
Eli Thomas
It's an alternate universe, there's no HGW since it was supposedly the 1st, but Kerry didn't go full seigi no mikata and choose Iri and Illya.
Jose Long
Why are nordic girls so yandere?