Makise Kurisu is my wife!!

Makise Kurisu is my wife!!

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no, shes mine

Wrong
She told me she likes me more but not to tell you

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Why is her face so flat

It's an evolutionary trait that allows her to drink Dr Pepper more efficiently

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I'm gonna borrow your wife for a bit.

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This

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Kurisu is NOT for lewd!

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What does kurisu's crotch smell?

Kurisu is probably already in this thread lewding herself RIGHT NOW.

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shut up faggot

My wife would NOT do something like that.

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Maho is better, though.

Maho is for Faris only.

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your wife posts tits

the only reason you faggots like this godawful show is because of the cringe scene to jerk of chan users. the plot is weak and the characters are all bad

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(You)

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Sweet Lord, thank you for posting this

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Your wife is a meme on /sci/.

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You misspelled Kirisu

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Why is this shitposting scientist so sexual?

You guys can take turns with her for all I care, I just want to have my way with that cute little loli Nae

girl from a shitty haremshit manga only liked because she has tits. Kurisu is superior.

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>emotionless
>generic hairstyle
>empty, soulless eyes
Does she ever smile? Kirisu-sensei's cuteness went super saiyan whenever she smiles.

Why did you tell him? I can't believe you would betray her trust like that if you truly loved her. Asshole.

Delete your post and then yourself.

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How did some autistic unkempt incel manage to get his dick into her?

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Why does she dress like this?

That was in a previous world line. What I didn't tell you was that she said it was okay as long as I was in a new world line.

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>long sleeves
>jacket
>black stockings
>in Tokyo August
She has problems. Looks good though.

Ew, stick-figure body. How can she ever compare kek

>emotionless
So not only have you not read the VN, but you haven't watched the anime as well? What the hell are you in this thread for?
>generic hairstyle
wrong
>empty, soulless eyes
Kurisu's eye swirls/circles have more "soul" than the girl you've been posting about.
>Does she ever smile? Kirisu-sensei's cuteness went super saiyan whenever she smiles.
Ah, so you're being retarded on purpose. Got it.

Kurisu actually has a character and actually has a better design that pink slut #194535

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Flat is justice!

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Shut up, Christina.

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By being infinitely smarter and part of the anti-Illuminati avengers.

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The only flat is justice is this girl.

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I wish there was animated hentai of Kurisu

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Kurisu is pure sex you tasteless homosexual.

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>t. seething Kurisu
Have sex

Making future Nobel-laureates with Kurisu!

Or at least, our genetically-coded intelligence levels would balance each other out.

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how tall is she again?

You don't deserve to gaze upon her goddess-like body, incel.

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160cm

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Sounds like bullshit to me, you would need Reading Steiner to remember that.
I think you're full of shit and fist post user is kurisu's husband.

Oo, a midget with high heels.

It never ceases to be funny when japs draw jap-sized women with the proportions of someone a whole foot taller than what they actually are lol

>heart eyes
Beautiful

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Citrusy, sweaty and nutty

oh right, taller than me

oops, replied to wrong post

>shorter than a womanlet like Kurisu

Either that or a high quality VN / manga full of canon babymaking.

I'm a bit taller than a womanlet like Mayuri so it's ok

Her feet must smell good after being trapped in pantyhose for so long.

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Love my wife Kurisu

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is this thread gonna end up like that other one we had last year?

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god dammit now im depressed again

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She's pretty slutty for a nerd.

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Even if nobody else will, I love Moeka.

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This was a good thread.

Of course. It's dedicated to best girl.

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cute

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DELET

With a hint of menthol

The best sort of tsundere.

dunno about menthol, it hurts when you put it in sensible parts. but i would like to smell her.

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By being a chuunichad

>studies at the good university
>can support himself if necessary
>already makes various cool things
>has several best friends
>among them genius hacker, aristocracy neko, trap from a shinto family and the cutest not-imouto
Okabe is clearly on his way to success. Even if he will meet Kurisu without all the plot happening, he'll win her heart, just with more chuuni tsundereing happening.

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This is now a best LaboMem thread.

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She meant me.

>both 25% and 50% are true
>so it should be 75%
>but it cant be both 25% and 50%, so we take the average: 37.5%
>that choice is not listed, so there is only one correct answer: 0%
>thus the correct answer is 25%....

kurisu is the worst girl, even moeka is better