Isekai Sasuke

>So you luckily get hit by truck-kun.
>Sadly you're isekai'd into the world of Naruto.
>For better or worse your past life's memories return the moment Naruto ends up kissing Sasuke.
>Now you're Sasuke (Yeah Sorry)
What do you do now?

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this would be fucking based. Hmm what would I do.... I think i just let it happen just like the anime where i end up trained by orichimaru and eventually end up with some godly eyes from toby

Stop spamming your shitty fanfic thread, Narutard

How many Sasuke threads do we need?

>4 posters
>4 posts
>calling others same fag
Fuck off retard

You realize this posting will never get you anywhere right? Our narutard autism is stronger than your hateboner.

You'd stab Naruto in the heart, brutally kill Itachi, and hurt all those people too?

The same until we are in the same team. Then I'd be friendly with Naruto and provide him all the empathy and love he was so desperate for. Make him cling on me even harder than canon Naruto did. Make him dependant on me, make him crave my attention and affection, crave me. Then, when we grow up a bit, and out connection is even stronger than before, just come to his house one rainy day, "coincidentally" decide to stay for a night a share a bed. Then I would start slowly palming his thighs, until he himself starts wanting more touches, more psychical intimacy. Then I would him him the sweetest, most gentle virginity loss, and after that I would fuck him really hard and make neighbours hate us because of his loud moans. And after that he would be so devoted to me I'd manipulate him into doing anything

In short, I would make an innocent lonely orphan my bitch.

I'd fuck both of these sluts, independently, keeping it on the sly.
It would be easy to convince Sakura that we need to be discreet about it as we're teammates, and in a similar manner I'd tell Ino that we can't be too public about it as it would ruin the team dynamic with Sakura if she became madly jealous. But they're both such vapid cunts that I don't think either of them would be able to keep quiet about it for long.
The trick would only be to keep them quiet for long enough that I could build their dependence on me, until we reach critical mass and I talk them both into a threesome.

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Sounds pretty gay

Which part made you think so? The one where I befriend him or the one where I fuck him restlessly?

Try to figure out how to use my sharingan so I don't get completely obliterated by what comes afterwards. I spent 25 years not using it and now I'm in the body of someone that's know to be proficient with its use, I'll have problems if I don't learn quickly.

Get the fuck out of Yea Forums, you underaged Narutard

>provide him all the empathy and love he was so desperate for.

By this you mean fucking and sucking him right?

Stop samefagging your shit thread, Narutard

No, read further. Initually it was just emotional support, Naruto did not hit his puberty at that time

*initially

Fuck off with your shitty fanfic Narutard

I'd kill myself.
>no edge
>no war arc
>no itachi
>no eyefaggotry and powerscaling bullshit
>sakura might have been decent
>no fujo

Naruto might have become decent,dare I say good.

You have to seek help

Says the underaged Narutard who belongs on /reddit/

>no edge
Stupid word, also simply wrong, there are plenty of other characters
>no war
>no itachi
>no eyefaggotry and powerscaling bullshit
>no fujo
They would stay regardless if you kill yourself or not
>sakura might have been decent
Nah, she would rather kill herself too

Mods take this faggot Narutard and his underaged friends to the board.

Stop replying to yourself, Narutard.

I don't, but just for the matter, belonging to reddit is better than brushing off psychiatrist therapy you obviously need, as it was pointed out by countless people before me for so long

Keep telling yourself that, you underaged Narutard

Do you unironically think that nobody is noticing you samefagging? With the 5 ip's you have.

I would abuse my sasuke looks and follow the original path

Stop samefagging your shit thread, Narutard

Is there any name to this mental illness?

Give him a little tongue, no one will ever believe him again!

There was a HxH thread months ago were this idiot claimed everyone was the same person/samefagging, we mostly ignored him and affectionally called him Schizo-kun. Just ignore him, people like him are either shitposters or legitimately beyond help.

Fuck off back to /reddit/, Narutard

Date Ino.

Schizo-kun's attack range is incredibly wide. He's wreaking havoc over in another tread too.

This. His hateboner is bigger than my futrure

You beat me to it, user.
That's not an easy thing to do.

Fuck off namefag

fuck Sakura

Take your pills

Start training my ass off so that I'm at least Jonin level before the timeskip. If Itachi can be an ANBU Captain at 13, that means I have similar potential. Also tell Naruto who the fuck his family is.

stay with team 7 and become a jobber, most likely doom the final war.