Even faggot Shinji got laid. What's your excuse user?

I'm too shy to confront guys. Whenever I talk to any of them(doesn't matter if old or young(if it's not a child of course), attractive or not), I feel so nervous and embarrassed I barely can say anything and feel like shitty blushy moe from some cliche romcom

>commie on Yea Forums
Don’t you know this is a Trump board?

That's not big boss you poser. That's old snake

Trump is a communist

Nice argument, you forgot the "is current year" bit.

Wait, who touched you last night? I still workout and dress fine, I'm just not delusional enough to think I'm not ugly is all.

>wait, who touched you last night
Myself

>Don’t you know this is a Trump board?
You're on the wrong board. Everyone here knows he's a moron.

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That doesn't explain your pissy attitude.

I'm ulgy thats why

>board filled with people that torrents
>not a commie
What are you doing?

Sex beforr marriage is a sin as stated in genesis 19:24. Never forget Sodom. Never forget Gommorah. Never forget Pompeii, Rome's city of sex and debauchery.

Married and have children who obviously look like me so they aren't Jamal's. The trick is to stop being a sperg, balance your life, and focus on career and social aspects of life ahead of anime and vidya. Not that you can't enjoy them, they just can't be the focus of your life. TLDR; Just become a normie faggot.

stop this meme

Because I'm tired of people on this board bitching about how their life sucks or they're ugly and this and that when they never even take the initiative to make a change, instead just trying to start a pity party for themselves

He didn't get laid. He is probably connected like he was with REI later on. That said, the fact they are in a bed is very suggestive

Are you sure you're on the right board? Maybe /r9k/ would listen to your preaching, we're here to discuss anime and manga not our personal lives.

My life doesn't suck though, I'm doing well for myself. I just admitted I'm ugly which is why I don't bother asking girls out and instead just enjoy my time with my dog, family, friends sometimes and my alone time. You don't need a gf to be happy. I just felt it was odd that all of a sudden you unload a ton of baggage that likely belongs to other people.

All those cities are nothing but liberal propaganda!

It doesn't worth the effort. Masturbation is fine

r9k is cancer and all the people there are hopeless. They go on that board because they already gave up, at least on here when people bitch about their life they have a chance of changing.

Yeah I made an assumption based off of the people I normally see in these threads complaining about their shit. My bad. The problem with most of those people isn't >tfw no gf, its the fact they're lazy with no discipline.

spirits can't have sex.

>What's your excuse user?
None, I'm not a virgin

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rei fags btfo

I’m not an anime protagonist.

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finding a tomboy.

So?

>implying I would ever betray my husbando for shitty 3dpd
Fuck off, I'm a loyal maiden.

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>implying I didn't
>implying it's something special
>implying it was worth it
>implying I don't regret missing out on wizardry
You are like little teen, fascinated by boobs.

I did. Once. It was shit.
Fapping to 2D is the patrician way.

I genuinely do not want to have sex.

23 and thinking about doing it this year, had some occassion last one but every time a girl gets close to me I think that "muh I could be getting better" and reject her.

I've been lowering my standard ever since high school, if I knew how much harder it would get to get a decent looking girl once you go into stem I would have lost my virginity back then.

>psychological issues
>self esteem issues
>inability to talk with anyone
>low desire to do it

I've seen people who were really ugly get laid in middle school. I've been told Im attractive and girls have asked me out or expressed desire to go out with me but it's all over when I speak. I think the real trick is to not be a pussy and learn how to talk to women.

But dudes like that. Go after nerds.

>3DPD
>2D JC
you do you mate

You know how i know that you all are self-righteous pieces of shit cunts?

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A true otome stacey

I wish I had your strength and conviction

That's kinda gay, bro

well let me tell you about the last time a female aproached me
>excuse me... do you smoke?
yes
>do you want a cigaret?
....no?
>i don't want my parents to find it
well maybe you should just throw it away than? (was reading an Yea Forums thread while saying that)
>sorry i just wanted to be friendly
kay

and that's how you deflect a 16 y/o's advances as a 30y/o

Fucking is a sin.

You're probably just too ugly to get laid, your post proves that you're just big whore looking for attention.

I've never met someone I honestly found atteactive. 2d has made too much of an impact on my sense of beauty.

Teens are cringe

You're completely invalidated by the fact that it varies from person to person and depending on the partner and numerous other factors I'm too lazy to list. You're not right at all, you're just dumb.
Now, off to masturbate to Yoko Littner.

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Evangelion is easily one of the biggest normalfag anime by today.

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but it always was user
evangelion was always overhyped bs only idiots could enjoy

>today
lol. 20 years ago maybe.

r9k is an Yea Forums offshoot though.

I hate women

based

>DUUUUDEEE EVERYONE WANTS SEX JUST LIKE ME STOP ACTING LIKE IT SHOULD BE HANDED TO YOU DUUUDDEEE YOU GOTTA WORK FOR IT MANNNNN

Cute!

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The one girl that wanted to sleep with me wasn't someone I was interested in, so I'm still looking and trying to make myself a better person!

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you sound salty

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boomers don't post on Yea Forums, I think.

I’ve gone too far into Christianity, women now seem gross.
Pussy eating will ruin my mouth, anal is shit literally.
I’d rather kiss a dog then kiss used goods.

But I have gotten laid and is in the progress of scoring a /fit/ gal right now

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I don't have one. I'm just an old wizard who will most likely die alone.

This
Also I dont even have friends so whatever.

...

>not knowing basic grammar
Definitely a communist

You don't have to be a communist to see that Trump is a retarded boomer. Go back to /pol/

3D is disgusting, it smells.

I was in a 5 years relationship and got left for younger meat. I am ok staying as a christmas cake tho, I got the rest of my life as I become a better person

To all the people here saying it was nothing special and shit like that, u cant judge sex having only one encounter
My first time was when i was 17, but the first time i was really enjoy it was at 25
Now im kinda hooked, its great

>but the first time i was really enjoy it was at 25
im kinda drunk, sorry

I'll never lose my virginity because I never lose

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The Chad virgin

Because I'm fucking fat. Even if someone was willing to accept me I wouldn't accept them back because I don't want someone who puts in effort to maintain a good body to be with a fat fuck like me, It'd be a waste. I don't hate myself, I just respect people. I'm working on getting fit but it might be a little late now.

Based Reifag

Why do I need an excuse? I just don't have any features both physical and personality-wise that appeals to girls. That's it.

Women are disgusting.

I'm not a faggot, I guess.

35 ant bad

>actually desiring 3dpd

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Honestly at this point I don't even know how to keep a relationship with a woman long enough to get to the sex part. I know that I'm not ugly, though I'm going bald now, at least I eat healthy so I'm neither fat or skinny. I even got female attention but somehow I ended killing their interest. Not that they got mad or anything, we just stopped talking and I was unable to get their interest back. Some times it was my fault for not replying, or giving short replies. Also, I'm pretty old for a virgin guy, I don't even know how to get over the shame if I got to the point of having sex. I would say that I don't care, but I care, just not enough to make all the effort of getting laid.

>it might be a little late now
Why do you say that user? How old are you? It's never too late, worrying about what we might have missed in the past brings us nothing but misery. We should be trying to focus on only how we can achieve our goals in the future and trying to be a better person than we were yesterday. Good job on working too get /fit/, just make sure you start lifting too so once you finish losing the weight you won't look like a skinnyfat slob. I forgot to lift when I went from 250 to 155 and couldn't bench more than 55lbs after all was said and done, I looked awful.

Good luck user

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Thanks user, I say it might be a little late because I didn't get to experience being in a relationship in high school and probably won't get to do it in the last 2 years of college. I really have no idea what I'm supposed to do keep a relationship going and stuff like that, I'm 20 now. You're right though, It's unfortunate but I might be making too big of a deal out of it.
And thanks I appreciate you worrying about me, but I'm lifting as much as I'm doing cardio so no need to worry. It gets tough from time to time but It's all worth it for being healthier

>only 20
Brother, you are still young as fuck. I'm 23 and still have a huge long road ahead of me, I finally realized what I want out of life this year after getting some experience from a deployment. You're going to be confused, stupid and young for years and years, especially if you are still in college. Just keep lifting and trying to put yourself in situations where you aren't 100% sure of yourself and you'll grow by fucking up and failing.

I need to take my own advice because despite me feeling like I'm on top of the world I put a handicap on myself in terms of asking cuties out until I can bench 315 which I'm hoping to hit in a few months. Putting gates up for myself because I'm still too scared of sharing my life with others. Life is hard and I really enjoy the struggle, makes everything feel worth it.

At 23 I already had two kids. He's kind of correct.

I have a fear of intimacy and one night stands only made me feel sad

Is it too late to be 30 years old without ever having a gf or kissing anyone? I'm not bad looking I just never asked anyone out.

I think you mean Invincible Shinji.

Asuka wishes Invincible Shinji fucked her. But Invincible Shinji only exists in the Eva and not in reality so it never came to be

T. butthurt roastie

Reminder that Shinji and Asuka had sex in episode 16. Him losing his virginity is canon.

Asukafags are delusional, more news at 8

>Even faggot Shinji got laid. What's your excuse user?
The world isn't ending.

Exactly. Unattainable absolute hygiene is also a large part of the issue. It's disgusting.

As a Asukafag who likes the two of them together, no, this is retarded fanwank

I don't really care about sex? I might be a hedonist, but I'm the kind obsessed with delicious food and things that make me comfortable/ the little pleasures.

Besides, I have both hands. Don't need sex.

>Doesn't even get the episode right

Sex is a fucking meme, don't fall for it Yea Forumsnons. I wish someone gave me this advice before I fell for it.

>is intrigued with Kaji and Misato doing it
>the kiss is the only thing on her mind during her mind break and intrumentality
They didn't have sex, you retard.

Based

Mind sex doesn't count.

>As a Asukafag who likes the two of them together
A paradox, true Asukafags would want her with someone who actually cares about her

Shinji metaphorically fucked Rei, Asuka, AND Kaworu.
What a chad.
He was only smiling when he did it with Kaworu, though.

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LASfags are usually self-inserters.

Not my fault she has a bad choice in men. She's better off with me anyways

gay

wait where's this from

I have a chunky dick thank you very much.

Why haven't you hired a whore then?

You think this is Yea Forums user?

Probably the mindfucking of the instrumentality project

Asuka should have been yandere for Shinji!. But the slow burn type ya know what I mean?

yeah but i mean is it one of the images that flash really quickly cuz i dont remember seeing this

There are many girls, but none of them looks like the Rose Bride.

>Shinji got laid
>with this
all my respect and envy for chadShinji

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i'm 18 years old and i'm not a virgin either. the best of both worlds.

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The baka philosophy.

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My best friend told me losing his virginity just made him feel sad because he realized it didn't change him as a person and that he thought it would make him happy.

Shinji was always a chad.
He just had extreme insecurities and doubts of self worth keeping him down.

Also this. Everyone is expecting me to go out, find a job and "be useful". But I can't find a place with my education. Some of the employers don't want to hire me because I can be conscripted sooner or later. And those who would hire, offer poor conditions.

To be fair I never asked anyone out because I always believed my dad's words of "you're a worthless piece of shit" after any small mistake. It isn't until recently that I'm starting to get over those words.

There's nothing wrong with Kaji and Toji

She was yandere for Kaji

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Like Shinji.

>toji
Oh its you

I've never asked anyone out because I want them to ask me out, yep I'm gonna die a virgin.

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If Asuka was your waifu, you would accept that she took Toji's girthy cock multiple times.
It was also the first cock she ever saw.

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Thats as canon as re-take

When that happen?

Stop lying, Shinji.

How could Asukafags self-insert as the toothpick Shinji?

Why are their skirts so different when they're clearly the same uniform?

>self-inserting as shinji
I think you guys underestimate how niche of a population there is that can actually self-insert as Shinji. Sympathize and empathize, sure, but not self-insert. I only self-insert and strive to be CHADji

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>it's you
Who?

>hates himself and fails to open up and try to connect with other people
>still gets 2 great friends, a guardian that cares for him and two girls lusting after his dick

Absolute chad-lite.

Wota is a slut.

Asukafags always want to disprove Asuka's feelings for Kaji and then make up shit like her and Shinji having sex. It's hilarious.

Asukafags should want her to be happy and approve of the age gap romance. Not for her to be in a relationship with a broken guy who doesn't even care about her.

Something which came out of the creator's own head and made it as far as the "animation" stage is several magnitudes more canon than a shitty doujin made by literal who. You got to deal with it man, this is what Anno wanted the whole world to see. In short it's about as canon as a canon-compliant deleted scene BD extra.

>Asukafags always want to disprove Asuka's feelings for Kaji
Never see them do this. She likes both Kaji and Shinji and to deny either is stupid. She just likes both for different reasons.

Anno straight up included on EoE's VHS, DVD, and then Blu-ray. He filmed it and wanted it to be seen.

Not even going to read if you are seriously trying to imply an alternate universe Asuka with no Shinji that got canned is in anyway 'canon'

I've seen people say in these threads that Asuka's feelings for Kaji is a silly school girl crush that is completely superficial and that her thing with Shinji is the real deal.

Why can't Asukafags disprove this?

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That seems like a fair judgement to me.
That doesn't "disprove" Asuka's feelings for kaji like you say.

Because Asukafags have an image of Asuka in their head that doesn't reflect the canon and get mad when you prove it wrong.
They say Asuka's seiyuu should die because she rightfully said Asuka doesn't love Shinji. They claim Asuka doesn't care about Kaji even though she slit her wrists after hearing he died and kept crying for him after her mindrape.
They think she somehow genuinely loves Shinji because she flirted with him like 2 times after knowing him for a month and a half.

I'd buy it if they said the same thing about Shinji, there is no way that abusive and dependent relationship like that is the healthy genuine one.They don't understand each other and don't any interest in doing so.

That's pretty accurate, doesn't mean that she didn't have feelings for Kaji. Just for a different reason

Why do you always samefag and respond twice to the same post? You type exactly the same so we know it's you.
Asukafags are pathetic.

No, it isn't. You have to be a retarded shipper to believe that kind of drivel.

I remember a study in which is proven there are people who don't have inner monologues. Can't find it, but it's scary to know there are actual NPCs among us.

That her crush on Kaji is 'a silly school girl' one is shipping faggotry? ok retard

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I'm 27, and it certainly feels that way.
Once you leave college and start working you get basically 0 free time.

>wake up 6 am and get ready for work
>finish 4pm, but go to gym after
>get home 7-7:30pm
>cook dinner and clean, suddenly 8:30pm
>do exactly one thing I enjoy for 90 minutes, like read or watch anime
>bed
If you missed out on learning to socialise as a kid/teen/student when there was time to do that, then it feels like it's hopeless.
And my job doesn't pay that well so it's not as if I can hit the town every weekend either.

As I am, I'm incapable of holding a conversion: Finding and pursuing interests/hobbies to make me interesting? Working on getting a better job so I have money? Spending time learning to interact with people? All at a remedial age? It seems hopeless. And all that, just to be barely considered fuckable by a handful of women?

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That her feelings for Shinji is "real" when it fucking isn't.

>8 minutes later
Nice shop Asukafag.

The truth is there would be no reason for Asuka to love Shinji (you) because you offer nothing to her. She despises everything about you because it reminds her of the worst parts of herself. Unless you want to claim she doesn't genuinely hate herself, which is untrue.
She's called Shinji plain looking and we know he has a dick the size of a toothpick. Plus he only uses her for fap fuel and doesn't give a shit about her problems.

You can't handle the fact she doesn't like him because you want to imagine she would like you if you were real, but she'd laugh at you as she goes to fug chad.

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Huh, when did I make this post?

It would take me a minute at most to inspect element and change it.
I'm just not lurking in this thread constantly.

It's as 'real' as they are for Kaji? What the fuck are you on about? She just likes them for different reasons

She has no reason to like Shinji, so she doesn't. Her voice actor agrees.

*voice actress

Re-read what I said. If that's too difficult to understand, what I'm saying is that both her feelings for Kaji and Shinji is not real love. It's that simple. Asuka is too young and broken to understand those things. She's just looking for something she lost due to being hurt, piloting the Eva is part of that. Is that easy to understand?

>asuka doesn't like shinji
I don't get it, what do you get by ignoring canon? Are you the same person who believes that the AU deleted scene is in-universe 'canon'?

Nobody ever mentioned 'love' why strawman?

All I did was watch the show without cringey self-insert goggles. Maybe you should do the same.

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I think you self-inserted into Asuka and didn't approve of the choice she had in 1 of the 2 men she liked

>self-inserting into a girl
Stop projecting, I'm not a tranny like you and Asuka is wurst girl.

Oh, so you're a homo who is scared of losing your KawoShin ship?

Kaworu is a fucking garbage character. Are Asukafags so delusional that they think everyone who just watched the show for what it was is some sort of characterfag? What's wrong with you?

I did, but not anymore.

You seem very angsty user

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>ugly and presumably fat
>hasn't stolen another's wife/gf

>tfw communism is so bad even capitalism can’t save it

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Nice argument. Truly representative of the average Asukafag's IQ.

>LALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU ANNO'S OWN RECORDED SCENE IS NOT CANON BECAUSE I SAY SO
The panic!

So I guess the AU in EoTV is 'canon' to the universe of NGE too, huh?

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Yes

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Why not? It's widely considered to be a separate timeline in the Eva multiverse that exists beyond what Shinji observed.

Who care?, shinji and Hikari are a better couple.

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Prank kiss that Shinji had to force anyway. Pathetic.

Shinji x Hikari
Toji x Asuka

They are Japaneses, a public kiss is a taboo that no Ever married couple do. This is like have sex in public on the west.

this is literally me

Absolutely disgusting.

Roasties can wait till I am earning decent money. I hate being poor.

He pilots a giant fucking robot. It is literally impossible to not get laid.

I like Asuka and all, but come on, I don't him in the goddamn slightest

This is a fair point user

>robot
Sorry but the unique Mecha on evangelion is jet alone.

Just waiting till my flight to Japan where I'll fuck all the whores I want. Comiket too, so killing two birds with one stone.
Whores are cheaper than trying to date women.

I did get laid.
And you know what?

It was great.

>Even faggot Shinji got laid
Please provide some visual evidence that Shinji is the one having his dick in Asuka's pussy and not the other way around.

Putting pussy inside a dick would present quite a surreal abomination.

You're right. Asuka's puss is in Shinji. She wears the pants in the relationship

my god this scene broke me, it truly feels like everything is fucked and shinji has completely lost it.

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But Shinji is based and saved the world like a dozen times.

I just don't see the appeal. Is fucking a woman really that important, especially if you're not planning to have kids?

You are bad at sex.

Cute!

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If you say so. Personally, I find it very hard to empathize with Shinji.

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Good thread OP

Body language says it all

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Literally anyone who ships kawoshin would know that its already canon and will continue to be when 4.0 comes out.

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Yeah man, that whole pre-instrumentality section is absolutely straight up fubar. I hate rewatching eoe just because of how soul crushing it is

Kaworu is getting uglier and uglier with each new incarnation.

>rebuilds
>canon
Ohnonononono
Stay worthy of my grace, faggot haha

The rebuilds are canon in their own timeline.

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>that leaked sketch from 4.0 showing what looks like to be Asuka kissing Shinji

If that turns out to be true how will homos react?

Sure, so is angelic days or anima or strip majong or whatever other irrelevant nonsense.

I wont care. Asushin is fine too (even though it isnt the best het ship).

For a homo you're a lot less obnoxious than some of the others that post here

Based!

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Unless it's aishiteru or koishteru the japanese suki doesn't mean shit.

Based shitty 90’s translation

>retard who doesn't know Japanese
Search up any anime confession on youtube and 90% of the time they say suki.

Even Asushinfags admit that's reaching, the sketches are from Sagisu's video and you can't see anyone kissing.
From the teaser we see Shinji back at Nerv with Kaworu and Asuka in her Eva, so we're looking at another Kaworu end as usual.

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>tfw a girl will never get all tingly like that when talking about you

And in 100% of times they say they like something they also use suki. Unless it's the capital L it doesn't mean shit.

>we're looking at another Kaworu end as usual.
Have you ever seen Shinji be so uneasy around Kaworu as in this clip? he knows Kaworu is a clone by now and you should remember he didn't take well to Rei being a clone. Kawoshin is dead in the water.

We do the same in English. We say we love ice cream and say we love our waifu. Same shit with suki. The translator even translated Kaworu's suki back to love in the movie so he must agree.

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Not with that attitude

Yeah, yeah I've heard it all before. You retards were saying Shinji would push Kaworu off a cliff and go run away with Asuka before 3.0 released.
I look forward to your tears a second time. Shinji always falls head over heels in love with Kaworu, it's just a standard in Eva no matter how much you wish otherwise.

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>another
>implying he ever won anything as a corpse

Has Kaworu ever won? Maybe in some weird spinoff I guess.

Shinji doesnt find Kaworu attractive. It's already confirmed

>kaji won the misatobowl
>yui won the gendobowl
>kaworu won the shinjibowl
Corpses are the most powerful characters in Eva apparently.
Yeah there's this great anime called Shin Seiki Evangelion, you should watch it sometime!

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>homoerotic: concerning or arousing sexual desire centered on a person of the same sex.
Confirmed from Anno himself he did.

I once got a bj but was toi drunk to get it up.

My wizard powers are still fine right?

You'll get another Kaworu dead/Asushin ending if you want to go by the pattern, retard. Only this time the ending will be more positive with Asuka not being a brain damaged mannequin lying on a beach but a woman with agency.

>always browse threads like this in hopes an user will give actual life changing advice that will make me get a gf or at least be more likable
>it never comes
>been over 5 years already

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Oh, you’re one of those. Stay coping.

In context that word means nothing. Anno literally says Shinji doesnt want to fuck Kaworu

Kaworu always dies, Shinjibowl is always won by Kaworu, Asuka always survives. What's your point?
Shinji only ever fell in love with Kaworu in the Anime, Manga, NGE2, and now Rebuild. No one should be surprised by this point except delusional shippers.

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You get one question.

Except the english have only one word for saying they love doritos and their waifu. Japanese don't have that problem. As for the Eva subs, you can chuck the original "official" english subs into the trash because they were literally a fansub appropriated for the official release.

How would an Asushin ending even work in the rebuilds? I like Asushin in NGE and think it's the best pairing there plus EOE ends off with it, but I don't see why Shikinami would like Shinji that much.

Anno said Shinji's feelings for Kaworu are homoerotic, there's nothing you can do to change that. And if we didn't want the D explain this scene:

>work out
>talk with more women

It'll happen sooner or later

Asukashippers don't care about pairings with depth and don't even care that their waifu is shallow and one-dimensional in Rebuild.
If it didn't happen in the show there's no way it would happen in Rebuild.

How can I become a more intimate friend with girls? It is easy to lowkey befriend them, but I am never the guy they go out of their way to spend time with and talk to, or the guy they invite to hang out, or the guy they text at off times. I am always just the guy they chat with when occasion requires us to stick around for a few minutes (usually work). And they seem to like chatting with me, but, once again, it's never the "intimate guy" type.
So I am not asking how to get gf. I am only asking how to be more likable, to the point of intimacy. What is the secret, user?

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No he didn't and you are literally ignoring his statement on shinji not wanting kaworu

Just by watching Anime you would know that japs 80% of the time say suki or daisuki. aishiteru and koishiteru are used sometimes, but are far too strong of words to japs who prefer to say things more subtly. That's where the 'the moon is beautiful' line comes from.
Also Khara's own translator translated it to love in the movie:

Also to add to this I have tried both being overly nice to them and overly detached. Oddly enough both tactics gave similar results, the result being a slightly more intimate relationship than what would happen if I acted normally. It's hard to understand why it works like that. But I can't do these antiques forever, else I'll either look like a beta (if being too nice for too long) or like someone that hates their presence (if too detached for too long)

>If it didn't happen in the show
but it did

Asuka isn't any more shallow in Rebuild than Kaworu is in the TV show. They make an equal partner for Shinji.

give people food, especially candy, this is the golden secret to making people like you

Men and women can't be friends

>always browse threads like this in hopes of good eva discussion
>it never comes

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Outside of childhood friends this realistically isn’t going to happen. Men and women have a sexual component to them that doesn’t really allow the “brotherly love” between the sexes outside of specific circumstances like family or childhood friends. I’m sorry user, but you’ll always either be the gay best friend or a sexual interest and nothing in between. You can try for the one in a million but it really isn’t worth it. Once a girl gets past a certain age (16 or so) she HAS to put up a barrier between herself and the men around her or else she will get so much unwanted sexual attention or come off as a slut. I think you really want a girlfriend.

If they wanted to make it sound powerful they would use a powerful word, too bad, you're stuck with a dorito love. Also no, just because Kaworu says love in the movie where it actually fits to use love, doesn't retroactively imply Shinji was saying love in the TV show.

If you want to be friends with girls try not to make it obvious you want to fuck them.

Asuka has absolutely no character in Rebuild. She develops from hating being around others to trying to be kind to them just from a phone call with Misato. It's absolutely retarded.
At least Kaworu in the TV series had his struggle in deciding whether he should start an impact for the angels or let the humans live on because he found a connection with Shinji.
>but it did
It didn't and you know it. In no dimension does being choked by the MC equal winning. The MC saying he loves you does, however.

I always felt that Shikinami coming to like Shinji was too rushed in Rebuilds. It felt natural in NGE but in Rebuilds she starts cooking for him and getting upset at Rei for liking him even though her deeper personality isn't there to explain why. I guess just living together and fighting together for a while?

I'm shy.

>thread goes down the asushin vs. kawoshin route

This isnt the zoo, so stop throwing shit.

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>because he found a connection with Shinji.
And this is where his character is absolutely shallow. He finds a connection with shinji in a few days just because the plot needs it, and shinji only likes him because he gives unconditional love for no reason.

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You'd have more of an argument if the translator changed only kaworu/shinji's suki to like. But he actually did it for every single suki in the show. Shinji originally said "maybe he can learn to love himself" which makes more sense than using like.
All these scenes use suki, Kaworu's suki in the movie is a reference to what he said in ep 24. If he says it's love in eoe then it would be love in ep 24.

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So that leaves me with "how to be intimate enough to have a romance" which is the same as "how to get gf", fuck
Will still appreciate advice on that regard (how to become intimate)
I am not romantically attracted to most girls I know, so it's easy to not give off that vibe. Most of my friends are women and they never considered me weird. That's probably why I don't have gf, I try too hard to not appear interested in women I know. It's like I'm waiting for someone to be interested in me, but no one will do that since I'm just an average male.

As someone who has this as a problem in their life (being stuck as every girl’s close friend but never being able to position myself into something more) the secret is being dependable, not clingy and the best armchair psychologist imaginable. This tends to only attract young girls though

This user is right.

And Kaworu's whole deision and "character development" if you can even call it that came about in a single conversation in the exact same fashion. It's about the same amount of depth.

Lift weights, join a martial arts gym, read, get a job and focus on yourself. You'll soon learn to kinda like yourself and then it's really just a waiting game

Shinji is basically an avatar/representation of humanity to Kaworu. All of Shinji's fears and flaws solidify in Kaworu that humanity needs the future far more than him. Because their will to survive is stronger than his.
I'm not saying it's the most profound thing in the show, but it's still much better than Rebuild. Because Rebuild is just shit writing that has no interest in developing complex characters.

Kawoshin shippers have no issues with their whole ship happening in a single episode just because, so there should be no issues in that regard.

>the secret is being dependable, not clingy and the best armchair psychologist imaginable
I noticed that my friendships and bonds became deeper when I started being less of a beta and more dependable, but I doubt they'll ever grow to anything else
Maybe it really is true that once you are friends with a girl you'll hardly be anything else, and that you need to declare your intentions from the start if you want a chance

If Anno says the episode is homoerotic, then it is user. Just because Shinji wasn't purely thinking of sucking Kaworu off doesn't mean he wasn't attracted to him. It wouldn't make sense if he wasn't. It just wasn't purely about shit like sex and lust, that's the point. Their relationship is something more pure, coming to love someone on a kindred spirit-tier level. Clearly you've never experienced that in your life if you think you need to be motivated by lust to love someone.
If you think he wasn't attracted to Kaworu at all, then explain this scene

Who gives a fuck what the translator thought? Japs barely know functional english anyway.

>how to be intimate
Make yourself pleasant to be around. Don’t smell. Lose weight or put on muscle. Cut your hair. Shave or grow a well groomed beard. Don’t come off as needy. Give the impression of emotional depth and knowledge, but only give the answers that are needed, don’t flex but don’t try and be le mysterious sonic the edgehog man. Find your niche. Stoner chicks are easy since they are receptive to feelings and experience. So are younger girls 16-25 (must be in that age range to work). Get music taste. Learn to listen and dole out advice. Don’t be afraid to touch them IF AND ONLY IF THEY WANT IT.
That’s gay best friend 101. If you want a GF it’s a much more arduous balancing act.

what ever happened to reifags? did they just accept that shinji doesn't give a fuck about her and that she belongs to old man dick?

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It’s not 100% the case, but the ratio is so astronomically large it’s in your favor to make it clear.

Yes yes we get it, he already said that the whole connection happens because the plot needs it, you don't have to repeat it.

He was literally the last "man" on Earth.

They all killed themselves, no joke.

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But what if I'm pushing 30?
It feels like it's too late.

If you need to follow all this to fuck someone you're ugly as shit lmao

So your opinion is that suki should always be translated to like, no questions asked?
I guess Subaru only LIKES Emilia now, he doesn't love her.
Ryuuji now only likes Taiga.
Asuna? She only likes Kirito, she doesn't love him.
And so on, most love confessions both in anime and in the real world use suki. Sometimes daisuki, but mostly suki. You need a better grasp on Japanese if you think otherwise.

Some people are just autistic man. I’m decent looking and I needed a fucking gameplan to get my first GF. After the first one it gets way easier because you begin to understand women and how they work.

Anime piracy is actually existing communism.

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Imagine the tears on all sides when this happens.

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Khara invalidated your ship. Keep crying. Context matters.

Looks just as gay and canon as I remember it, based Khara.

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You can project as much as you want, homoboy, doesn’t change facts

I don't know any of those other ships but I'm assuming they're all highschool love, that's why they don't get more than a suki. There are probably romantic feelings involved but not a deep and mature love like kaworufags like to claim is between the two. That's why Yoko says she suki Kamina but Nia says she aishiteru Simon.

thank you Yea Forums, now I will cry myself to sleep again.

Best time to start was 10 years ago. Second best time to start is now. Just do it and stop being a faggot.

Anno said it's homoerotic himself my dude, not my fault if you don't like it. Then 10+ years later he gave us an entire movie with it.
Shinji is 14 and Kaworu is 15, by your logic it makes sense they used suki. I'm not saying it's mature and deep, it's literally just the 'love at first sight' cliche used in every shoujo romance anime. Doesn't change the fact that it's still love.

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It's canon until the head popps off. Kawoshin shippers are the saddest bunch of the whole shipper lot because they take what was supposed to be an exercise for Shinji as the ultimate and final love experience. No user, the actual canon is that Shinji moves on and learns to love actual human beaings while Kaworu stays dead.

the hardcores went to /c/ for a while, no idea if they're still there.

Thats right wagies stay in your cagies

I don't put in the effort of changing it

They went back to reiddit.

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It's infatuation at most. Love only grows between people who know each other for more than a day. You can't even create the hormones necessary to create the attachment and sensation of love in a single day.

>implying Shinji could 'love' anybody
He latched onto him for the unconditional, unambiguous affection that he was starved for. Shinji wasn't capable of loving anybody until either EoTV or EoE. Deeply caring about or being attracted to, yes, but not 'love'

Kaworu always died to reinforce the point of having to form relationships with real 'others' that are imperfect and ambiguous in reality as opposed to becoming dependent on the unambiguous, unconditional affection of a literal deus ex machina.

28, overweight, neet. with imminent kidney failure

>that Shinji moves on
Shinji still loves Kaworu in EoE though, so it's just as canon as Kaji winning the Misatobowl.

How overweight?

>was molested
>jealous of both virgins and people who were old enough to actually remember their first time
>haven't touched someone in like ten years because I spent my life afraid that someone would know
>hardly feel any pleasure from masturbation and can't even ask my doctor about why because then I will have to admit I was molested
I hope this makes some anons feel better that it could always be worse...

>Shinji wasn't capable of loving anybody
Duh. That's why Kaworu wasn't anybody or an 'other' he was literally himself.
By loving Kaworu, Shinji was coming to love himself first through the ideal. It's the first step of Freudian self-actualization that Anno was inspired from. He just made that ideal self an actual character instead of an aspect in Shinji's mind. That's why we know it was genuine, precisely because Kaworu wasn't an other.

>Interviewer: But wouldn’t the name Nagisa Kaworu fit even a girl?

>Anno: But that’s a young man! There’s no feminine sense whatsoever, right? Because it’s Shinji and another Shinji. Since it’s an ideal Shinji that’s appearing, it can’t be a girl.

>Interviewer: Ah, I see.

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If you think Anno's intention for Shinji's character arc was for him to end up a s bitter widower who does nothing but mopes around about his lost love then you missed the whole point of that arc. Shinji will get over it and love again, stronger and realer. Hopefully without any weird attachment issues this time.

I never said that user. I just said as we see from nge and eoe Shinji continues to love Kaworu. The series ends before we can see what would happen afterwards. So any speculation on your part is irrelevant and not canon.

Oh look it's the freudian fag again with his century old, long debunked ideas.

>missing the point this hard
You are the saddest fuck in the thread you know that?

THEY. NEVER. EVEN. MET.

Sometimes I wish there was still ronerly Yea Forumsnon threads and we could cheer each other up and figure out strategies but maybe you're right, it's kinda hopeless once you're not meeting new people anymore. I cope by buying expensive computer/anime/music shit.

Except Shinji learns to love, or at least get the capability of it, himself through deep introspection in Instrumentality. Kaworu is a test, giving Shinji what he desperately wants, love which you don't need to work for or give back to like you would with another. It's why Asuka gets so angry with him, he's not willing to give back affection in their relationship.

It's a metaphor for forcing the bird out of its mothers nest. It learned all it can and now needs to pave it's own path as an individual (Shinji forming difficult but real relationships with others, while withstanding the pain that comes along with it, ala EoE ending) vs staying dependent and relying on the mother to coddle you like a child (Shinji becoming reliant on piloting the Eva and becoming reliant on Kaworu's affection). It's leaving the 'mother' for the 'significant other'

>ronerly Yea Forumsnon threads
by the time I got depressed and needed those the most they disappeared entirely

/sig/ threads on /fit/ are great

I'm 24 and I've had 3 girlfriends, but I got burned each time. I gave up on 3DPDs.

Get me a career and than I'll try again. No money is a real turn off for where I live. I cant live knowing that im almost trustfund baby tier.

>it used to be Asuka vs Rei
>now it's Asushin vs Kawoshin
Based Anno finally killed the worst girl for real

based best girl standing the test of time

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facts, shes an abusive thot

Exactly how I feel ;_;

It took too long for the nips to get good taste

Both are technically canon though. Kaworu lives on in his heart as an ideal to strive towards in real relationships. Asuka is that real relationship with an actual human being to struggle through, with all the ambiguity and insecurity associated with it, for the real love and understanding it may bring, whether as friends, emotional partners or a cute couple.

I wish I was Ara ara'd as a kid, lucky faggot.

Kaworu would have destroyed mankind if he had met Asuka instead of shinji

I wanted to have friends first user.

Imagine a Marishin/Kawosuka end.
How long would Anno have to flee the country

sorry you have to pick one and shitpost incessantly about the other, thems the rules

Oooh let's hear more user

based

This thread hurts to read.

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me on the left

But Shinji still says he loves Kaworu after the introspection, right before leaving instrumentality. According to Shinji, Kaworu himself represents love as a whole in his heart. He says those feelings were real so your interpretation is factually incorrect.
Plus anyone who says Kaworu coddled Shinji is braindead and wasn't paying attention during his episode. He told him to get his shit together more than anyone.

Kawoshin is the only canon one, Asuka/Shinji is left to speculation and fanfics that are never shown on screen. And it seems even more unlikely when you take Asuka's voice actor's words into account. Likewise in the manga and probably rebuild, Shinji only ever says he loves Kaworu.

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>Kaworufag
>Fujofag
>retard
>"VA matters" fag

You are 99% of the cancer here. Btw, shinjis VA says Kaworu just a friend. That should kill your ship by your own logic

Impressive autism

Something about a sex scene. It might just end up being a dream or part of some EoE-style breakdown.

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anno will break new ground by making 4.0 just 120 minutes of full penetration

Instrumentality sex does not count.

As long as it's Shinji penetrating Rei and Asuka properly, even a minute would be great.

You people are so fucking vapid, I can't believe I wasted so much time here.
Fuck this place I'm going back to my backlog

They are friends, though, Kaworu even said so himself. She wasn't wrong just as how Miyamura wasn't wrong when she said Asuka doesn't like Shinji.

I love how you can't offer a single argument to any of my posts. You know I'm right.

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She said it three times in a row. It's clear she's saying they are only friends. Anno also says Shinji doesnt find Kaworu sexually attractive. Besides, he is dead. Shinji is more likely to be with a random women then Kaworu. You know I'm right.

They are only friends in Rebuild, they aren't dating or anything. Did you think otherwise?
>Anno also says Shinji doesnt find Kaworu sexually attractive
Well that's just straight up untrue. He said Shinji wasn't particularly inclined towards carnal lust. He calls their relationship homoerotic which in itself means Shinji is sexually attracted to him. He did this interview with a Yaoi magazine after all, he seems pretty aware that it's gayshit.
>Besides, he is dead
So are Yui and Kaji.
>Shinji is more likely to be with a random women
Hm, he seemed to shy away from women whenever he was given the chance. He only made a move when Asuka was sleeping or in a coma which says more than enough. On the other hand he follows Kaworu around and lets him touch him. Then of course in EoE, he sees Kaworu as the one he loves to bring down his AT field like Misato to Hyuga, Yui to Fuyutsuki, etc. The scene in itself shows Shinji smiling and crying at seeing Kaworu stick a lance in the Eva's vagina-shaped core. It's sexual as heck. If Anno wanted to portray their relationship as non-sexual, he definitely wouldn't have done that.
You know I'm right.

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Carnal lust is the same as sexual attraction you idiot. Yui and Kaji are irrelevant and you dodged my point. Get over it. It's nnot happening. Also, Shinji and Kaworu aren't dating in NGE either. They are only friends. You know I'm right

>carnal: relating to or given to crude bodily pleasures and appetites
>homoerotic: concerning or arousing sexual desire centered on a person of the same sex.
Google says you're wrong, learn English.
>you dodged my point
What was your point? How does being dead negate anything when Yui and Kaji are both dead and Gendo and Misato clearly still love them? Shinji says he loves Kaworu after he dies.
>Shinji and Kaworu aren't dating in NGE either
The difference is Shinji and Kaworu say they love each other. Since it's put on the same level as Hyuga->Misato, Fuyutsuki->Gendo, Maya->Ritsuko we know what kind of love it is.
>only friends
Not according to Anno, he agrees they're more than friends. That their dynamic is a JUNE-like one (JUNE means BL/Yaoi-esque relationship, it's the name of the magazine he interviewed with):
>Interviewer: You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship, came out that way naturally, didn’t you?
>Anno: As far as I know, it’s possible that I put in a few guys like that. Otherwise, I wonder whether it might be that I have parts of me like that, myself, things that are at about that degree.
>Interviewer: That level is quite a thing. *laughs*

We never get Anno talking about Shinji's relationship with Asuka or the girls, only Kaworu.

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1. Lust is literally sexual desire. They are the same thing you esl bastard. Lust = wanting to fuck = sexual attraction

2.the point is Kaworu will never be with Shinji because he is fucking dead. That's the reason it will always be not canon.

3.love isn't always meant in a romantic way. Shinji line and Kaworus line likely means love in a friendly way. Same with your pic. Considering Anno saying Shinji isn't sexually attractive to Kaworu then that's pretty likely.

5. That interviewer is pushing that on Anno and Anno says its "possible". You are misrepresenting him by stating he said it.

6. Anno gets asked more about Kaworu because of fags like you.

What the fuck was her problem?

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Asukas voice actress is irrelevant. She didn't write the character or contribute to anything that Anno didn't ask about. The ending of Evangelion has them accept one another and leaves them alone. It's not impossible to see why people think they are a likely couple

1. You're an idiot. So you're saying if you're sexually attracted to someone you automatically want to fuck them? Learn English, Google already proved you wrong.
2. No one will ever be with Shinji because the show ends before that shit and it's not the point of the show. Kaworu is still the only person Shinji loves, though.
3. Love here is clearly meant in a romantic way, it wouldn't make sense otherwise. Shinji had friends in Toji and Kensuke but never reached the same degree of closeness with them. You see the one you romantically love to open up your AT field. Maya/Fuyutsuki/Hyuga saw the people they romantically loved, not friends. It was the same when Shinji saw Kaworu. Plus the blushing shows it was not friendly.
>Anno saying Shinji isn't sexually attractive to Kaworu
He never says that, since he says it's homoerotic that in itself proves Shinji is sexually attracted to him.
5. He never rejects it at all, he calls the episode homoerotic himself.
6. Anno chose to interview with a yaoi magazine of all things to talk about Kaworu and Shinji. Anno doesn't accept just any interview, he's actually pretty tight-lipped about the show.
I don't consider getting choked and then calling your choker disgusting to be accepting nor a likely couple. You're mentally ill if you think otherwise. Her voice actress was told about the character she was going to play, if Asuka liking Shinji was such a big part of her character Anno would have told her.

>So you're saying if you're sexually attracted to someone you automatically want to fuck them?
I'm not even him but that's literally what sexual attraction is

Are you 12? If you see a pretty girl on the street, your first thought may be wow she's hot or she's pretty, not I wanna fuck her. Only a touch-starved neckbeard would think that way, or a crazy rapist.

Has Shinji ever been naked on the show?

Is it normal for friends to look at each other naked?

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You want a girlfriend but are too afraid of taking a risk. Take that risk.

1. Yes, if you find someone sexually attractive you do want to fuck them. You are retarded.

2. Saying no one will ever be with Shinji is also retarded. We just dont know what will happen. The only thing that is impossible is Shinji being with Kaworu.

3. Anno literally says Shinji isn't sexually attracted to Kaworu in the scene he blushes. You are ignoring that. You also seem to be autistic and not get that you can love someone in a platonic way. Shinji might just like Toji and Kensuke and love Kaworu as a brother. Ever thought about that?

The AT argument is also stupid because those were the people they were closest to. Shinji had Kaworu because he had no one who loved in unconditionally like Kaworus. It doesn't mean it has to be romantic.

5. Not in the post you included and I'm not gonna take your words for it. Post it and I'll judge.

6. That is irrelevant unless the whole interview as about Kaworu and Shinji.

> don't consider getting choked and then calling your choker disgusting to be accepting nor a likely couple. You're mentally ill if you think otherwise. Her voice actress was told about the character she was going to play, if Asuka liking Shinji was such a big part of her character Anno would have told her.

Except you leave of the part where Asuka sleeps next to Shinji and caresses his face. If you calm that speculation then the whole idea Asukas VA has special knowledge on her character is also speculation. Bad speculation at that since VA get their ships wrong all the time. Bleach ring a bell?

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Yes, all the time unironically.

I feel like you are all the shitposters in these threads

REI IS LITERALLY HIS MOTHER
SHE'S HIS MOTHER
HOW CAN YOU EVER CHOOSE REI

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That's pretty hot.

Are you a woman?

No girl would want to fuck a guy who is a step away to becoming a bubble boy.

>Yes, if you find someone sexually attractive you do want to fuck them
You don't you immature lunatic. You can find your girlfriend sexually attractive and not want to have sex with her.
2. >We just dont know what will happen
We do, that's when the show ends. Anything afterwards is just headcanon and speculation.
3. >Anno literally says Shinji isn't sexually attracted to Kaworu in the scene he blushes
Nope, he says he wasn't inclined towards carnal desire there. Why do you keep forcing words into his mouth that he didn't say? Carnal is different from sexual attraction.
>you can love someone in a platonic way
>love Kaworu as a brother
He can't because he was blushing at him, you don't blush at your brother or someone you see platonically. Also impossible because Anno called their relationship homoerotic.
>because those were the people they were closest to
They all happened to be people they loved romantically/sexually
>It doesn't mean it has to be romantic
It does when it shows them moaning when getting tanged. Likewise, Shinji feels himself getting speared when looking at Kaworu's face. It's a sex metaphor.
>Interviewer: Who worked on episode 24 with you?
>Anno: A person named Satsukawa (Akio)-san did that. Satsukawa-san is better at—this is bad to say, but—he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laughs*
If he calls it homoerotic, then that discounts anything platonic or brotherly.

>Work
But what if you're a NEET but don't find anime and other escapism fun anymore?

I see. I was unaware this was considered normal behavior.

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I envy your ingenuity.
There's nothing wrong with thinking "I want to fuck her" when you come across a pretty girl if you don't actually jump on and rape her. Save your ramblings for the #metoo arguments on twitter, dumb whore.

Most people don't think I want to fuck her when they see someone attractive unless they're pathetic virgins who have nothing but sex on their minds.

When everyone else gets raptured you gotta repopulate the world somehow.

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The pic you posted unironically is. The gayest thing in the shower scene was when kaworu put his hand over shinji's.

Look at where you are before you speak, dumbass.

Can't repopulate when Shinji's dick is the size of a toothpick.

Why is blushing at another dude naked okay, but holding hands isn't? I don't understand the line here.

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>Most people don't think I want to fuck her when they see someone attractive
But they do. You must actually be a woman. You're like the female version of guys that overly romanticize women. Sorry to tell you, but the average guy's first thought when they see a hot girl is "damn I wanna fuck that"

It's not, you're just deranged. Normalfag men don't think that way.

1. Proof that all your posts are bait and this will be my last reply

2. The idea we dont know what happens after the show ends doesn't mean nothing happens.

3. I literally posted the definition of lust from Google. You are delusional

4. The whole point is that you refuse to accept Anno BTFO of you and your ship with his line about lust. Him calling it homo erotic is a clear joke since he laughs afterwards. You know I'm right

Kaworu is a pseudo-religious figure in the show, when he say "I love you" he means it in the way of a priest or a dear friend. It's only people with seriously mangled personalities who make everything sexual

Yes they do, I know you don't have any close male friends you retarded legbeard.

Maybe you're more comfortable around normalfags then. Get out and have sex with a man who finds you hot but doesn't want to fuck you, good luck at finding one.

>374+ replies
Even hot pockets are too good for these jannies.

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>toothpickfag
>kawarufag
>falseflaging fujofag
>in all likeliness the Kawaru/Asukafag

Disgusting

>The idea we don't know what happens after the show ends doesn't mean nothing happens.
It literally does because that's where the show ends.
>I literally posted the definition of lust from Google. You are delusional
And where was lust ever stated? Anno says carnal vs. homoerotic.
>a joke
Cope. He even says he's embarrassed that something so homoerotic came out of him naturally. If in his own words he calls it homoerotic then he BTFO your interpretation of it not being gay. Sorry, try again next time.

Yeah, too bad Shinji was acting like a faggot around him the entire episode. I wouldn't have found it sexual if Shinji wasn't blushing at him every single second.

Hookers are too expensive and getting a girlfriend is too much effort. I'd rather just blow all of my money on drugs instead.

What's a kawaru?

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It's really over, time to let go of this place user. There's nothing of worth here anymore.

The first time we see Kowaru he's humming the Ode to Joy, and the song plays practically every major scene with Kowaru.
He's portrayed as being a jesus-type figure. Except more like an anti-christ

Fuck.
1. Time doesn't stop after the ending. It's just left to the viewer

2. Its carnal LUST you bastard. Nice try in trying to change that.

3. Says the guy who tries to argue what lust means with fucking google. You know I'm right

>doesn't even deny it

I just wanted an excuse to post shinji's toothpick since it makes you so mad

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DAMN! Shinji is BIG! No wonder Misato tried to fuck him.

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Sure user. Whatever you say

I thought you said that was your last reply? :^)
>It's just left to the viewer
And everything the viewer comes up with is still just headcanon that will never come true.
>Its carnal LUST you bastard.
The word Anno uses is 肉欲, it's not sexual attraction and never will be. Learn English.
Keep ignoring the fact that Anno said it's homoerotic, so your whole argument went down the drain:
>homoerotic: concerning or arousing sexual desire centered on a person of the same sex.

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>3dpd thread

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Yeah, and Shinji's portrayed like a total faggot by blushing at him.

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lust/carnal desires literally means sexual attraction idiot

It's fake. It was in fake world. It doesn't count.

1. Doesn't mean nothing happens.

2. Yes, the word Anno uses is lust. How the fuck is that an argument when that's what we have been saying this whole conversation? Are you saying that because its literally not the words "sexual attraction" then it can't mean the same thing? That's pretty stupid user.

3. In a joke. Here is the definition again, idiot.

Carnal: relating to physical, especially sexual, needs and activities.
vs.
homoerotic: concerning or arousing sexual desire centered on a person of the same sex.
The difference is carnal is a rabid desire for sexually intimacy that takes over any sense of moral or romantic affection.

The two of them are still aware of what they are doing though

>Doesn't mean nothing happens.
It does because literally nothing happens.
>Yes, the word Anno uses is lust
The words he uses is carnal desire. How can it discount sexual attraction when he calls them homoerotic in the same interview?
>In a joke
Maximum cope. He's literally embarrassed because it's the truth.

>dicklets think this is big

Because carnal desire means sexual attraction you fucking retard.

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Why are blue-haired chicks always so bland and boring?

1. No you fag. Time doesn't stop there. The world doesn't end there. Its left open because you are supposed to speculate, and while that's not canon, it's the purpose of the ending. Things do happen afterwards.

2. They are the same thing and your own pic has Lust as a definition. You lost.

3.Again, you are the one arguing about a definition. You are mega coping

>manga being canon
>not being a grower

>Its left open because you are supposed to speculate
And that's the point, it's just speculation and will never be canon.
>They are the same thing and your own pic has Lust as a definition
And? Google tells you you're wrong in thinking lust is the same as sexual attraction.
>Again, you are the one arguing about a definition
You can't argue against Anno's own words that he says they're homoerotic. It's gay user, give it up.

>and will never be canon
just like kawoshin, which not only will never be canon, but isn't even possible in the open ending while asushin lives on

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1. No one is claiming its canon. I'm just saying things will happen after the ending and I know you are just fucking with me here so fuck you.

2. How? Its listed as a synonym. Know what a synonym is? Here, I'll link it again. It's the screenshot. Tell me if it's too complicated to understand and I'll see if I can help. 3. You seem to be doing just that with his other statement. Cope some more

Every interview about Kaworu and Shinji is literally teasing about the obvious gayshit between them. You'll have no success in trying to argue a dude blushing at another dude is because they're brothers. There's just too much evidence against you and Anno has again and again portrayed it otherwise.

>A: I thought its the kind of June-ness that Masayuki-san likes.
>M: Oh no no, it was on part Tsurumaki’s doing, this romantic poetry-like stuff its not within my capabilities.
>B: Is it very romantic?
>M: Actually June refers more to the physical kind of homoeroticism.
>B: Ah, I see.
>H: Speaking of this, Masayuki is arguably one of the go to people when it comes to homo anime.
>M: How we come back to this again?
>A: Why, what?
>M: Because ep 24 was my responsibility everyone thinks Kaworu was created by me.
>H: Storyboards, layout, artistic direction, you are practically his biological parents.
>M: It was meant to be Tsurumaki’s responsibility but because he was busy with the storyboards for 22, 23 so we basically switched episodes.
>H: well isn’t that good?
>M: Not at all. (laughs)
>H: Discovering new lands, an awakening of sorts.
>M: I really didn’t do it on purpose.
>H: Finding your real self within your heart.
>M: No, no. I didn’t think much at all and just drew it according to Anno’s script.

Fujos are so cute and delusional.

That user seems to think time literally stops right here and that nothing will ever happen. What a sad son of a bitch

That's why you should stop replying. You're giving her more reasons to post.

That's an interview of other dudes taking
Lking about them making it gay. Anno is just listening and his statement on Shinji makes it clear he doesn't believe that. If he did then it would be a contradiction

Asushin is only canon in your fanfics unfortunately, it never happens on screen.
Shinji only ever says he loves Kaworu in the Anime and Manga, it will probably end up the same in Rebuild too. It's just a fact that Kaworu always wins the Shinjibowl.

I never argued against Anno's words, they only prove my interpretation. Homoeroticism means being sexually attracted to another guy. Which Shinji is. Carnal desire is lusting purely for sex. We can see that's not the case in ep 24.
Shinji forms a pure bond with Kaworu, he comes to fall in love with him because of his perceived perfection and because he says he's worthy of love. He breaks down his barriers in ways no one else does before, it's not about sex. But Shinji's blushing and Anno calling it homoerotic clearly prove there was sexual attraction on Shinji's end.

I know. I'm just a bit bored rn. I'll stop since she seems to have lost her ability of even argue

They all worked on episode 24. You think Anno created the show by himself?
They think it's gay, Anno thinks it's gay (calls it homoerotic), etc. The only one who deludes himself into not thinking it's gay is you. But you yourself know you're wrong.

Anno clearly is learning things from this interview and isn't the one responsible for the gay like he says. All you are doing is trying to redefine what Anno says about lust and attribute other people's statements to him. Also, I'm going to bed. Good night

You mean Misato? How so?

He wrote the script, and he calls the episode homoerotic:
>Interviewer: Who worked on episode 24 with you?
>Anno: A person named Satsukawa (Akio)-san did that. Satsukawa-san is better at—this is bad to say, but—he’s right on the mark when it comes to homoeroticism. *laughs*
>Interviewer: You said previously that that sort of JUNE-like, or should I say the sort of production that goes beyond friendship, came out that way naturally, didn’t you?
>Anno: As far as I know, it’s possible that I put in a few guys like that. Otherwise, I wonder whether it might be that I have parts of me like that, myself, things that are at about that degree.
Interviewer: That level is quite a thing. *laughs*
>Anno: As expected, I was called odd by the staff. *laughs*

All the staff say it's gay except you.

why does shinji seem happier around other guys than he does with woman? Is he gay?

He's an inexperienced virgin

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Nice teeth

you can call me speedwatcher, but when did those two canonically have sex?

God I wish Yoji Shinkawa did some eva artwork.

>go to sleep
>wake up
>retarded asuturd is still crying over kawoshin

You know, you can still like asushin without going hog wild whenever someone says the K word.

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The point is to be cool/game maker.
If you are the guy that makes things go around then they are gonna come to you.
Confidence is important as well.

But I HAVE gotten laid.

Because masturbating on porn is easier and cheaper?

It's never too late user

Semen Retention

I'd take and educated prostitute over any university roastie any day.

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290 at 5'9

Be glad you didn't pass your defective genes to the next generation, user.

/r9gay/ and other incel shitholes told me that I should have a GF because I'm 6ft 2. I'm still waiting for that 3D gf.

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kek
are those the J!NS eyeglasses frames from the Evangelion character crossover promotion a few years back?
assuming you don’t live in japan that’s some fucking dedication

Man is angered by that it deems a threat

I'm lazy.
I'm not ugly or obese. I've even been told I'm pretty charming and fun to be around. I'm just so ridiculously lazy once I get home any thought of actually putting in any effort to even socialize at all goes out the window.

This post is literally you running out of arguments and repeating yourself.

I have to keep reposting it because you never address it. Anno calling it homoerotic confirms it’s gay, end of discussion. You’re unable to argue against it because you know it proves you wrong.

I did "argue against it" when I posted his interview quote about there being no gay shit. The only other explanation is a friendship. You can all it homoeotic but only if you know Shinji at least isn't interested in fucking

Isn't ugly woman like 50% of all women, plus most of them actually know how to get better looking with make up

Lmao homoeroticism in itself is gayshit you delusional retard
It means being sexually attracted to the same sex, therefore shinji was sexually attracted to Kaworu. Anno said he wasn’t inclined towards carnal desire because the scene was about him receiving love, not getting his sick wet. It’s still gay and you’ve been unable to argue otherwise the entire thread.

In that same interview anno agrees it’s homoerotic and more than friendship.

lol LASfags are so desperate to prove their ship, that they have to resort to delusional headcanon.

They're still angry they had to watch an entire movie of kawoshin and they haven't gotten shit for two movies straight.

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get the fuck out of here boomer

>>>/tumblr/
You faggot shippers don't deserve Evangelion

That goes for all you waifu wars incels too, get laid ffs

the election was a fucking mistake, now we have baby boomers giving their retarded opinions on this site.

Seethe eternally

Being a weakling is basically synonymous with being a slave in any institution user.

You completely and entirely missed the point of what I said to push more homo shit. What a fucking idiot.

Now you are a very good shitposter. I commend you.

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>normalfag men don't think that way
They literally think this way even MORESO than NEET neckbeards because they don't over romanticize women and a lot of the time just wanna get their dick wet. I'd know because I actually have a lot of normalfag guys as my good friends. Hell, even the older 35 year old guys I know think this way and I'd say think that way more than the 20-25 year old ones.

You either are an ugly woman who can't get dicked down or the biggest delusional homo on this board

I'm not even a shipping fag but the Kaworu dude that was arguing was shitposting hard as fuck and making braindead arguments. He was basically asking for people to call him a retard.

He just posted Anno's interview, Asukafags always get angry at interviews

>carnal desire
You are still trying to deny the obvious. Learn to cope. Anno said he isn't interested

In canon anno clarifies what Shinji feels

He doesn't post the one that matters most and you are doing your best to try and minimize it. Dont miss out on your esl lessons

He also posted VA interviews about shit when they are literally irrelevant as opposed to Anno's own and made humongous reaches about 'sexual attraction' and 'lust' in men that I had to assume he was either a woman or a complete fucking retard who has never been around or worked with normal, well-functioning men.

With all the testosterone in that bitch she's probably half a man already

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Not a characterfag, but that Asukafag denying Shinji liking Kaworu and that Shinji choking Asuka is a confession of love, that's retard behavior.

It's the same interview.
Anno says Kaworu and Shinji's relationship is homoerotic. It just isn't based on lust. Is that so hard to understand?

But he didn't. His only chance at sex was with Misato and he fucking refused, the damned faggot.

Nobody ever denied shinji liking kaworu or said shinji choking her is a 'confession of love'. I think you are greatly exaggerating the arguments.
Unless I skipped a post that said it.

I see eva threads are as terrible as ever

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I see you're very content about being part of the problem.