The average lifespan for a Japanese woman in 2018 was 87.32 years. Let’s say 8...

The average lifespan for a Japanese woman in 2018 was 87.32 years. Let’s say 8.5 is the average lifespan for a platelet. If we take the actual prime age of a loli, which is obviously age seven (7), we can create a proportion of x / 8.5 = 7 / 87.32. We can then solve this proportion by cross-multiplying 8.5 by 7 and x by 87.32 to get an equation of 87.32x = 59.5. By dividing 59.5 by 87.32, we are left with a figure of 0.68140174 that we can then round up to 0.7. Therefore, based on the prime age of a loli being age seven (7), we can conclude that the prime age of a platelet is roughly zero point seven (0.7) days. That’s fucking sexy.

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To clarify, the average lifespan of a platelet is 8-9 days

>prime age of a loli
>7

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This is how a platelet looks like. The thing is your pic doesn't exist.

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Good thing I can IMAGINE

Yes, that is correct. Prime number, prime age.

I can't believe my body is full of cute platelets.

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11

Also prime but not prime enough

Imagine how TIGHT they must be

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Literally microscopic, it doesn’t get any tighter that that

>lolicons have micro dicks confirmed

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>juju likes it when her father rapes her confirmed
HOT

But the prime age of a loli is age eight (8)

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Whenever I get a little bleeding injury I think of the platletechantachi working so hard inside to fix me and I cheer for them.

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Cute

Cute! Platelets are such hard workers, always doing their best

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Excuse me, it’s actually age six (6)

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God, imagine spreading those chubby little thighs and licky licking that microc*nny clean

Fuck the platelets

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Why is she crying?

devilish trips confirm

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HOT

THAT PLATELET IS 23 MINUTES OLD, MOOOOOODS

What a waste of trips

Now THAT’S fucking sexy

There is JCs plaletets?

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Kill yourself

Not enough lube

>someone got his anal beads stuck into a wall
How?

Someone on this planet has intentionally drawn their own blood and cum onto it to live out the fantasy of having their sperm cells attack their platelets.

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>“I think, therefore I am”
So I guess he’s the pioneer of IMAGINE posting

>mathematics
>science
>philosophy
>lewd lolis
Truly the peak of intellectual discussion that I expect of this board

It's not a waste, it's a fact.

The fact is (You) have to go back

Shut up, micro dick.

Do platelets have their own platelets? Are there platelets all the way down to infinity?

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Loli appreciation is predictive of high IQ.

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Yea, nerdos tend to be virgins.

Is that what you tell your father when he’s mad at you for wasting all his money?

Our constant IMAGINING allows for our minds to reach true enlightenment

barely loli at that point

I know your father took your virginity at age seven (7) but that’s hardly something to brag about, Juliette

hold up, are you telling ME that this girl, named Hanako, is prime at the age of eight (8) !?!?!

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Any room for more platelets?

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帰る

Correct

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ˢᵒʳʳʸ, ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ᶜʰᶦᵇᶦ ˡᵃⁿᵍᵘᵃᵍᵉ, ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ ᵃⁿᵒⁿ.

Alright, I'll say it a language a pleb like you can understand: Fuck off back to fagbook, you worthless fucking retard. No one gives a shit about your cringy normalfag "insults" if one can even call them that when they require a normalfag worldview to even see them as an insult.

I’d like to bang bang that loli

Kill yourself

ᴰᵘᵈᵉ, ᴵ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳˢᵗᵃⁿᵈ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ. ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃˢ ᶠᵃʳ ᵃˢ ᶜʰᶦᵇᶦ ˡᵃⁿᵍᵘᵃᵍᵉ ᵏⁿᵒʷˡᵉᵈᵍᵉ ᴵ ᵏⁿᵒʷ. I'm just joking you dumb incels

Nobody cares, kill yourself

Fine, I'll say it in the japanese text that only ot/a/ku can use:　『お前、帰る』

...

Based toddlerbro

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ᴺᵒ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ˢᵒ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ, ᵐᶦᶜʳᵒ ᵈᶦᶜᵏ. ᴴᵉʳᵉ, ᵃ ᵍᶦᶠᵗ ˢᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ᶠᶦⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ.

And a ching chong to you too.

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This just /jp/1.0

It's actually kinda cute.

くっくっくっ。。。あほ

No. If they get a cut, they just bleed out.

Our universe is a single atom in a single platelet. It's like a sake biting its own tail.

>Are there platelets all the way down to infinity?
INFINITE TIGHTNESS

She’s a little girl

Loli is a bad fetish.

Take that back to and get some upvotes

Those two cute little pigtails would make some fine handlebars

Didn't Metallica do that for an album cover?

Why do ironic lolicons like platelets and Kanna in particular? Is it because they're memeable?

Why are you still here? Is it because you’re retarded?

>Why are you still here?
I just came.

>muh ironic lolicons
People here lewd those characters just as much as whatever your favorite lolis are, go be a faggot somewhere else

And you’ve already overstayed your welcome, kill yourself

You can't deny that ironic lolicons love meme shows like Maid Dragon and Hataraku Saibou.

Yes they do, but ironic lolicons also don’t like lewding those lolis. We very clearly, openly, and unironically want to fuck these little girls. If you want ironic lolicons, check leddit or Yea Forums.

>We very clearly, openly, and unironically want to fuck these little girls
Prove it.

Why do you guys fight with each other? A virgin is still a virgin and to me you all look the same in your patheticness

I'm no virgin, I just came back from a tryst with your mother.

>your mom jokes
Srsly? Is that the best the incel lolicon can do??? Lol

Yeah your mom's pretty easy isn't she?

Cute

So is your mom, but you're cuter so come over here and let me give you a nice night out.

Read the fucking thread, you sperg

Better than fucking your father and leeching off of his money

No thanks. I don't go near weirdos irl

But you don't go near anyone irl

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Eh, are you sure?

>LRD and juju ITT
Fuck off already

How do you people memorize every shitposter?

What's wrong about me bullying your pedo bully?

Actually, I'm doing you a favor by kicking the pedophile in the nuts. Be thankful and shut up

Because they’re attention whores and they’re very easy to spot

Kill yourself

No, now what nerd?

Funny though time, you are older than me so you will die first. Also, it's common knowledge that lonely people die very early and dudes that fap to much get blind. Funny though time is over.

How old are you, Juju?

I turned 20 in May.

>you people
It’s easy when you’re not a crossboarding newfag

Kill yourself orbiter

Nice accusations. I was just curious about how old she was because
>you are older than me so you will die first
I'm not interested in 20-year-olds.

Okay? You still will die first

>m-my posts aren’t off topic! I-I’m just joking!
Fuck off

Nah.

Yah

Both of you fuck off

I will leave wherever I want to, not when you want.

>wherever
Practice your English and fuck off, you have nothing to contribute to this thread

user, look at her tiny body. She’s clearly not ready for sex.

Anyone else get freaked out thinking about how the human body works? There's so much shit going on in there.

Anytime I see the insides of an animal I'm always like "oh right I have intestines and shit, fuck that's weird"

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Wrong, I contributed calling out OP's mistake here and pointing out . What did you do? Just complaining and nothing, grumpy.

GIMME FOO GIMME FAI GIMME JABAJABAJAI

But yes, they did.

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>It's just a bunch of fat
>our apeminds make us romanticize them
It's all in our heads,ALL OF IT.

You’ve also been spamming and samefagging the thread like a retard

I don’t know about you but I’d like to be inside a loli

Do you even know what samefagging means, loser?

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Do you know what off topic spam means? Fuck off

There’s nothing perverted about helping a loli understand her body, why must you have your mind in the gutter?

Answer my question, if you are so smart. I guess you aren't.

I don't think you would fit. I mean do you live inside a paper house? I can only imagine a 2D person crushed like toon letting the wind take him where to go.

It’s literally what you’ve been doing, retard, fuck off

You really are dumb, huh. I will help you then, a samefag is someone who replied to themselves while someone who simply replies to a lot of people can be considered spamming.

So you admit you’re spamming, got it. Now fuck off.

I suppose I am, by definition, but I don't see it like that, like I'm just playing you know.

Your “playing” is still against the rules, it’s off topic and it’s spam. Fuck off.

I will tell you what is off-topic. Your never ending complains, yep.

I only really browse Yea Forums because the boards for my other interests are filled with fags, I'm not a lolicon though so I only really come into these threads to observe, like a zoo. I was just intrigued.

That doesn’t make your supreme autism okay, telling you to fuck off is well warranted

It's fine, user. Lolicons are always angry so don't mind them.

Well, you’ll find that some of the worst shitposters are easy to find. Take Juju, for example. She’s a spoiled French rich cunt who leeches off of her father’s money in exchange for keeping his secret about the many times he raped her as a child. Unfortunately, she grew to like her father raping her but he stopped when she became a hag. She now takes out that anger on every thread involving lolis. It’s fascinating, really.

Filter these and maybe the threads wont be shit:
/have sex/
/cumbrain/
/kys/
/juju/
/Ginko/
/no one cares/
/blah/
/ironic/
/virgin/
/kill yourself/
/reddit/

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I'm not autistic, supreme evil is what I am! Suggestion, ignore the people you hate instead of telling them to fuck off until you die

Or you can stop spamming the thread like a retard

You’ve missed a few shitposts but I guess it’s a start

Stop being a bitch, fucking report and post lolis, do your part.

See? You can't stop complaining. Why? If you just stop then this conversation will end and I will win.

Shalltear is a loli and follow your own advice stupid fuck. Half the thread devolves into text spam when you start arguing with those shitposters.

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Why don’t you take your own advice and ignore threads you don’t like?

It’s not a contest you retard, fuck off

Kill yourself worthless slut.

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While it is true that I dislike you, I do like annoying you more than I dislike.

You will never win, user! Give up, resistance is futile.

user give up, therefore he loses the game as always.

user: 0
Me: 1

That's why I'm talking to you, dumbass, you're one of the few here who doesn't sound like a newfag or a crossboarder.
Don't give up on your home, user.

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Give up, user. There's nothing precious left for you here, better to move on and hope for the best somewhere else.

Your shitty grammar is always a treat

Game is over, I'm not playing anymore

>29 posters
>142 replies
>shitposters spamming a thread for an actual series are still ITT
Where the fuck are the mods?

But you’re still replying, with whatever retarded broken English you struggle to type while daddy drills you from behind

Eh, I was about to go to bed, I suggest you the same and don't let an epic lose make you feel bad.

>hurrr epic troll
Don’t keep daddy waiting

Hey now, she’s not completely worthless. She’s a good sex toy for her father.

Can we get back to the fucking platelets now?

Can we get back to fucking the platelets now?

No matter how much you want to, it can never be
Not because they’re platelets, but because they’re Japanese

Yea Forums loves to lewd lolis tho
the fact that your brain has complete control of your organs without you noticing is incredible.

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ZOMG Perfect fit!

One of my favorite shows. Extremely cute and educational, even. 10/10.

By user.

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/bant/, Yea Forums, and /qa/ all got cololinized as well. No matter how many normalfags 2016 brought around, loli only gets stronger.

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>Yea Forums loves to lewd lolis tho
You have to go back

Why are the platelets so sexy?

no

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