How would you fix JoJo? If they had to redo the entire series (like Fullmetal Brotherhood for ex)

easy, get a competent writer and give araki only the job of coming up with stands and designing characters

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Make current araki redo them, people who say that araki isn't a competent writer are animé only that haven't read sbr and jojolion.

pretend it ended at part 6.

SBR is no different than the other parts. It sucks in the first 2/3rds then it gets good near the ending. It just had the added bonuses of dropped plot points and flashbacks every 2 chapters.

>If they had to redo the entire series
Basically Part 7. Too bad it all went to shit again with Part 8.

>Too bad it all went to shit again with Part 8
wrong

Is this a JoJo reference?

Actually have a budget this time

Its really different tho the only "bad" part is during the beggining, but the race is good enough to forgive the "shit" fights.

Not it isnt ,we actually have a plot now.

Delete part 4 completely. Make King Crimson the real bossu (a Stand with its own will and Doppio is just the host). Delete GER. Reveal the name of the Ireneverse Jotaro

The race is the most boring part of SBR, it’s good in spite of it.

This or at least come up with something more interesting than SBR and Jojolion

>how would you fix JoJo's Bizarre Adventure?
>by making it JoJo's Adventure
wow we got ourselves a couplea geniuses here

absolute state of vaspics, your part is less consequential than 4

I'm a SOfag tho

deleting part 5 would be better, there is nothing good about it. NOTHING. All the characters are shit with cringeworthy do not steal sad backstories, the mc is one of the worst battleshonen has seen, and the stroy is a mfucking mockery completely detatched from everything.

Part 3 was the only part that struck gold with the shounen base. It was the first part to get an anime, and the only part to have an anime until the modern anime reboot.

So more part 3 or content extremely similar to part 3.

alternatively, a new anime-only spin-off with a completely different artstyle that focuses on pretty girl MC's cause moefagism is truth.

Pro tip his name is still jotaro.

Its good at the start, it really isnt important at almos half the part, but thats araki being incapable of bein consistent with the race .

80 iq user detected

OP isnt "comparing" FMA to JJBA, he's giving an example of an anime/manga adaptation being redone

Stardust Crusaders retold as pretty girls.
Sutarudastu no Mahou Joshi Kousei

lol loser

this

スターダストの魔法女子高生

this makes me feel better about my homosexual crush on jotaro

Yeah, delete both of them for all I care, Giorno sucks and GER is retarded.

ur mom is retarded

t. vaspic

This entire thread and everyone in it has shit taste, JoJo is good the way it is and changing it would make it a totally new anime that loses all its magic and enjoyablity, special mention to the guy who wants them to still use Hamon and hunt vampires as having the worst and most boring repetitive idea in the thread.

Oh look it's that FMA hater again.

Gonna be honest, I’m getting tired of the asspull in Jojos. Sometimes you need to read a battle twice so it finally makes sensw

>he still hasn't figured out that Araki is playing the long gambit
>he hasn't pieced together the coming multiverse crash arc
>he doesn't know about time travelling Mesoamerican DIO
>he probably thinks that the Part 1 box not having an all captial DIO sign that he only adopted later was just an oversight and Erina and DIO used the same box
>he thinks Araki ever forgets

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ah yes I would love for characters to explain their stand in excessive detail and have their inner monologues cover pages upon pages of text

Same, there's like no characters in Jojo who obsess over their stand.

What Part 5 needs is a complete reboot, it's utter shit BUT has some great ideas, like the concept of Giorno, the setting etc. All utterly wasted.

>more hamon but now it can actually do anything and not just waves
>more Dio's children
Read parts 1 through 3 over and over and it's basically the same, you have an easy solution to your problem.

>>get rid of the cancerous, meme spouting jojo fanbase
>he can't separate the series from the fanbase
Retard. How fans behave is beyond the control of the creator.

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Honestly, just have Araki go back through and fix problems with it. Even he admits he's fucked up here and there, he just doesn't dwell on it and continues on to make new ideas. If he absolutely HAD to go back through previous parts I'm sure they'd be a lot more consistent and improved in quality overall.

You can't turn back time.

FUCKING THIS

He already fixed part 3 with part 7 and is in the process of fixing part 4

Find a competent writer

There's nothing to fix. It's a good battle shounen manga with interesting fights.
Just kill all pretentious plotfags and retarded jojo "fans" who only watch/read jojo because of the memes

They're right you know

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>get rid of the cancerous, meme spouting jojo fanbase

*sigh* i'll bite the bait
>sexist
i'll give you that
>racist
avdol and pocoloco were some of the most based characters in jojo
>antisemite
when
>anti-lgbt
no one is safe from death, not even the main characters in jojo when it really matters. why would they get special gay armor

Araki is so based bros...

>racist
the name smokey brown
>antisemite
humanized the nazis and acted as if their goals was world domination

>smokey brown
name referencing the lead of the musical group miracles, smokey robinson. not to mention that in part 2 joseph literally beats up a racist for insulting smokey
>humanized the nazis
stroheim was introduced as a maniac and died as a maniac, joseph beats the shit out of several nazis, and the only reason the nazis and the heroes are working together is because they don't want to become pillarmen food

Either get rid of Stands, or make it that you need to train to awaken a Stand.
Not be born with it or get it randomly despite having no martial arts ability, so no kids having them, or weak people.

>It's a 'newfags complain about jojo' thread
>It's a 'Jojo is dumb all the time and never has anything interesting thread'
>It's a 'Yea Forums won't admit they just don't like a show for whatever reason and claim it's dogshit as a result' thread

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Go watch Dragon Ball. JoJo is deliberately about mental fights, not just who trained harder.

>world domination
literally no proof that they ever stated this in the manga nor in the anime

>How do we FIX Jojo
>Make it boring
nice that'll work

i laughed too hard at this

Cringe.
What ? How can an asspull makes sense ?
>get rid of the weekly monster formula.
The appeal of the series are the fights, do you want training arcs ?

They did.

Jojo is good because of it's flaws not despite them.

What, you faggot nerds want like a "coherent magic system". lol.

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>Sexist
Maybe he used to be, But he admitted himself that his portrayal of women was cringe inducing for himself, The main reason part 6 exists is because he felt he could and should redeem himself in that regard

My biggest problem with six is that it's gross. And not body horror gross it's because they made everything unnecessarily sexual because Jolyne is a girl. The first chapter is Jolyne masturbating. And the next couple is her rolling around naked. None of the boys have ever been written like that. None of the boys talk about masturbating. None of the boys are ever really seen outside their uniforms. Just Jolyne. Just the girls are like this and it's disgusting and gross. And it's only done because most of the cast is female. Jolyne in crisis talking about how she's jealous about how snails can fuck anything. Hermes actually saying "dries up like a maxi pad," are you fucking kidding me?

classic Yea Forums

you're pretty cringe, buddy

Truth

smokey robinson is a singer from the 60s
how can newfags be this retarded?

>remove SC
>Joseph have 3 daughters (1 go to Japan, 1 go to Italy and the other goes to USA) who have 1 children each (Jotaro, Josuke and Jolynne respectively)
>Jotaro is a new stand user who goes to Morioh to discover who killed his grandfather and understand why he have a stand
>Akira works for Pucci
>Diavolo is actually DIO

Get rid of Stands and make the whole manga/anime like part 2.

>the name smokey brown
m8 u retarded?

Too late for that.

So how do we involve the Zeppeli family in 5 and make Diavolo a compelling antagonist rather than some OP autist hiding in hotels?

By showing him masturbating in those hotels.

Make mista a zepelli, And a hamon user
Hamon bullets
and it'll give mista and giorno another thing to bond over due to the similar theme of their abilities
Just imagine the crazy shit gold experience and a hamon user could do if they teamed up and combined their powers
For diavolo just have him show up a bit more, And make him not turn into DIO at the final battle

Jojo is the only long-running series that never gets boring. That makes it better than 90% of the shit that gets posted everyday on this board.

>Zeppeli family
No
>Diavolo
Give him a few more "cowering in hotels" scenes, show whatever went on with him and his mother, show him thrusting his cock into Trish's mom

If there is anyone that ever listens to this guy they'll probably make nothing but shit

>None of the boys are ever really seen outside their uniforms.
*AHEM*

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You know, when I come into a Jojo thread there's a lot that crosses my mind. The legacy of the greatest shounen ever written. I mean consider that for a minute. This amazingly well written and extremely complex piece of literature has been going on for several decades now and is still going. Not only that but it is still popular, still gaining new fans and keeping old ones happily around.

Jojo is not just a manga, its not just genre deconstructing, its not just one of the greatest stories ever told. It is proof that man can achieve greatness in all its meanings. The story we have been discussing, months on end, years on end, it is evidence of a true understanding of nuanced and complex themes. A culture within itself.

So when I come into a Jojo thread I feel like im not only here with my fellow Jobros. I am here with everyone else, experiencing the magic that is Jojo. Even the poor and misguided who either haven't read it or consider it sub-par are here with us. Giving attention and time to a story that is older then most of us here today.

I see great discussion day after day. New points being brought up and old ones being held high for the board to see. It was through years of dedicated posting that these threads have gotten to this point. Intense and amazing discussion backed by some of the most quality memes found on the internet. And its all thanks to the Jobros who have kept it all going.

So when I go into Jojo thread a few things cross my mind, but the one thing that always reigns true is how great it is to be a Jobro , to be apart of a legacy decades old that continues to hold its own with strength, intelligence and grace. That's what it means to be a Jobro.

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The quality of JoJo is inconsistent, it's good but not even a 9/10.
Certainly not a masterpiece.

based. I'm convinced Jojo is never going to truly end simply because it's so flexible it can practically be anything. Say what you want about it, but the way Jojo is constantly reinventing it's self and the way araki always trys to do something different and take himself out of his comfort zone is what makes Jojo such a creative powerhouse that'll never get stale

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Where have I seen this pasta before...

where indeed...

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wait do people actually want jojo's to be good?

I feel like a lot of the appeal is how unapologetically stupid and asspully the writing is, I just stopped giving a shit and enjoyed the fun

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>fix
what did he mean by this?

Reminder that this is Stone Ocean ED

youtube.com/watch?v=eH-GzcgZj48

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retard

I like this

>Part 9 is an average slice of life manga with no real over-arching story
>Half way through the entire universe gets fucked and the new main character has to take down Dio with some kind of The World Requiem
>It turns into a weird experimental manga and explains all of the “Araki forgot” moments

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This is a pasta, right? I swear I’ve seen this exact comment before

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Add some better lgbt+ representation

Could just be a lone autist who was really proud of their retarded post.

Deja vu
desuarchive.org/a/search/text/when I come into a Hunter thread/

Make Dio more relevant in his story (kinda like in part 6) and make Diavolo the guy from his flashback.

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everybody’s dick is hanging out in full view, in every panel, all the time.