Why do people pretend Darkness isn't the best girl?

People who participate in waifuwars are retarded.

The only conpetition she has is Megumin. And lolicons are very vocal sbput their child-like waifus.

yes, per the great sage priest bobby-san

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Absolutely based

Pedos and vanillafags are why.

She is a crazy bitch who gets off on ever crazier shit
Is shit personality was a person it would be her,she is an outright unlikable character and all around annoying even more so than the useless "goddess"

Because she doesn't get off to praise.

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lalatina kek

I don't but I don't think I can handle darkness. Everyday its a question if her dumb ass is going to get raped by a bunch of marauders or something dumb. I mean maybe if you're massive sadist you can keep her tendencies in check I don't think I get the level in me for that.

So yeah I'll stick with second best girl Yunyun.

>Wake up
>Darkness showers and prepares for another day of work while you goof off in the kitchen
>"Oh yeah, I made you breakfast or something... whatever"
>Slap a barely fried egg on top of black toast, burned to a crisp
>She leaves to work another 9 hour shift in a high pressure office job while you stay at home and play vidya
>When she gets back home, you're thoroughly frustrated by your own inability to git gud
>You relieve some stress by endlessly punching her rock hard abs
>When you notice this doesn't phaze her in the slightest, you go for a cheap shot and deliver a devastating cunt punt
>She crawls into the kitchen to make you dinner, which you force her to literally spoonfeed to you
>You finish up your vidya while she cleans up the mess you made
>Before going to bed you force her to blow you balls deep until she almost passes out from suffocation

Darkness would not only let you do this, she'd thank you for it.

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Stop user. I can only get so hard.

Megumin > Aqua > Wiz > Darkness

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Jokes on you, the bullying is what makes her fun

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Jokes on you, I dont bully her, I torture her.

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Imagine branding Darkness with your family crest.

Come on now user, why would you have her work all day when you can instead use her as your gaming chair. No wonder you can't git gud you faggot

Lalatina is better suited as a latrine than a chair.

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Lalatrine.

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Chairs don't pay rent.

Darkness is best pillow

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Lalatrina

Because Megumeme is a meme and shitting on Aqua is also a meme, so she loses, being the girl with the least amount of meme power.

>not enjoying seeing her cry tears of pain and suffering
Faggot

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Because Sena exists!

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I just think it's funny that Kazuma can easily marry into money and status, but is way too beta to do it.

So why doesn’t aqua wear panties?

huh?

>Kazuma can easily marry into money
He's the richest member of his party.

Literally who?

I'd be so kind to her she would forget all about her fetish and just fall in love with me

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In an interview with "The Anime Man", Konosuba author Akatsuki Natsume explains that Aqua does wear panties, but she turns them invisible because someone seeing her panties would be embarassing.