Who would you marry Yea Forums?

3 was perfect until the last part. 1 is ugly fuck the money. 2 seems like a womanchild. 4 is a little old but she has hobbies and a good job. Easily 4.

Satsuki or Reiko

At least she is not into dolphins

>womanchild
She's 18.

4 is god tier
3 depends if the kids are likeable or not
1 and 2 are no deal

4 easily

4 is into horse dick.
Wise men would choose 1 for the money and a nice mommy gf

these. 4 is best

Far left, without a doubt. Her father is not only wealthy, but obviously smart and traditional as fuck too because he's offering a sizeable dowry for his ugly daughter, which means good genes and with the kind of money they have we can afford IVF so a child isn't 100% out of the question. I'll probably also score a good job at the father's company or something. Fuck love, secure legacy.

legacy doesn't mean shit buddy
we're all equal in death, you might as well enjoy your time here

Anyone but 3. Clearly just a cheap whore that wants a retard to provide for her accidental kids she had with Tyrone and friends.

this
you could also send 4 to korea for plastic surgery sth

update soon?

shet I mean send 1

>legacy doesn't mean shit buddy
white trash/nigger mindset

>55
>Con: Old hag
>Pro:Know she is garbage so will prolly give you lotta of daddy money
>49
>Con: Tumblr
>18 so pretty sure she gonna do all kind of retarded shit
>Grill gamur
>Pro: Youth
>33
>Con: Literal used good
>Slut
>I got tired of fucking around and taking care of my own kids so i am looking for a nice guy
>Pro: Tits
>29
>Con: Somewhat on the old side, but still acceptable
>Pro: Stable job
>Nice body hiding behind modest clothes

The only right choice is 29, only retards choose otherwise

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from left to right

>"average" female but has tons of money on her
>millenial dipshit who wants to skip education and start a family early
>pretty girl who already has 2 kids
>high maintenance officelady who focused too much on work, and is also a lawyer
If the OL didnt give off too many signs of crazy lady, I'd probably pick her but right off the bat, I'd go for fat rich lady. She's the only one who isnt setting off too many alarm

My wife

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the cake is still single for a reason, if she's not a control freak then she must like "riding" horse

Absolutely this. Any anons dumb enough to go for 4 deserve to get their penis inevitably chopped.

55 or bust. Reiko's drawback is obviously being ugly, and is thus the only one whose personality you don't really know about. She's also rich, which means she doesn't just see you as a hollow provider that takes care of her as lazes around or fucks other men behind your back. Virtually the only redeemable girl.

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>underage thot
>single mom
>office psycho
>marry into money
If your answer isn't the last one you need to rethink your life.

I don't have enough information but:
1. Fashion gamer girl is young enough to straighten out, women have no commitment to hobbies anyway.
2 / 3. Depending on age rich girl if she's significantly younger than cake (say less than 25-26yo) or cake otherwise. I don't give a shit about the money (50 million yen isn't a lot anyway) but 31 is too near the fertility expiration date.
4. Single mom

It's like half a million dollars which is next to fucking nothing. Unless she's a single child since then her father might look at you and your grandkids as their main heir.

None, zero, zip, zilch, nada

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Half a million just for marrying. You can assume there’s much more where it’s coming from.

Marry 29. No doubts.
Fuck 33 and 49 roughly and treat them like pieces of meat because they will love it.
55 depens of your morality. You could stablish a bond with her to get some of her money or ignore her. Either way she's as much of a piece of shit as 33 and 49.

The only one that is a virgin, far left

2>4>3?1
2 over 4 because age. 3 might not be a terrible option if the goal is lots of kids. 1 is a good option for greedy or poor people.

55 doesn't mention hobbies or interests, only that you'll get money from marrying her. Fuck that shit.

4 being into horse riding and Japanese dance "upperclass hobbies" are huge red flags.

Her being a law major also means that she will dump you and sue you for the divorce emotional distress or shit like that.

>55 doesn't mention hobbies or interests
at least she's honest, women don't have either

49, thats not even a question

Gimme the rich whale, I'll pound that butterface and live as a rich man without regrets.

Pragmatic and straight to the point, no bullshit

>4 being into horse riding and Japanese dance "upperclass hobbies" are huge red flags
How so?

>It's like half a million dollars which is next to fucking nothing
Am I talking to a member of the 1%? Getting five years pay in one day is not exactly a bad offer for anyone who is not already a millionaire.

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29/49
Marry both.

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she likes horse dick in her pooper

>3 depends if the kids are sexy or not
fixed

Is this Hare-Kon?

1. No touchy
2. Fuck
3. Fuck Hard
4. Marry

What manga is this? None of the image searches are working.

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>Every girl that rides horses likes horse dick
You have been watching too much hentai, user.

>chad friend from primary school / gym buddy got together with an 8/10 girl seven years younger than him (he's 29 like me)
>her parents gave them a huge fucking mansion as a wedding present on top of the huge apartment they already bought their daughter when she went to uni
>her dad gave him a job at his company and is mentoring him for an exec position

I was best man at their wedding back in June, I swear that party alone must have cost a million euros. Some people have all the luck.

1
+ Rich Dad
-/+ Ugly enough to pay you to marry her
- I'm guessing old, she doesn't give age

2
+?
- Wants her own shop, so she wants to settle down

3
+ Likes kids
- Has kids

4
+Pretty, good job
-Suspicious to be single at her age

2 is a gold digger that wants you to fund her own shop
3 is a whore that wants you to fund her kids
4 must have some flaw she isn't mentioning or she wouldn't be single
1 is a known quantity, will give you wealth instead of taking it away, and could even have a good personality if you're lucky.

1 is best.

49
Running a shop with a cute family.

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The only way I'd see them as red flags is if you see her learning those hobbies specifically to appeal to (richer) men.

>38 year old widower seeks a proper, honest life companion. May be a widow, up to 30 years old. 6000 kronen dowry required. Own land and bakery. Photograph sent by request. Confidentiality assured. Wedding would take place in short order. (name), baker (address)

^(translated by me) newspaper ad that found my great granddad my great grandma

any of the three on the right would be great for some fun for a few months.
If I had to marry one then I guess the far right even though she is a bit old.

the one with kids doesn't sound so bad since it sounds like she'd also want to have your kids too.

4 is probably a workaholic
Enjoy your loveless sexless marriage Satsukifags

google "girls who like horses"

>horse-riding
you just know

Better question: Which one would marry me?

>2 is a gold digger that wants you to fund her own shop

So it's kind of a function of who you are and what you want, if you're already rich and want a young wife you could groom to your liking you can get her a fucking shop.

what is going on in this image

>. 6000 kronen dowry required
based

my heart says 3 but i gotta go with 1

Yandere Japanese instagrammer.

>25
>have 2 kids
>wants more

Why the fuck would you ever pick her?

So the point is that horses require a lot of time and they will be a priority?
Or are you implying that they fuck the horses?

If I'm actually rich enough to fund some 18 year olds shop I'd find myself hotter gold diggers.

Because some of us like kids and aren't lolicons.

Let me fuck your mom so you can raise some siblings, since you love kids so much.

Yeah the argument for 4 over 2 makes no sense. Maybe people want a high earning wife so they can neet it up?

That's fine but you want to adopt 2 right off the bad?

She's cute, has similar interests and assuming it isn't a combined venture is very cynical.

It's your wife, they may as well be yours.

Some instagramer stabbed her ex-boyfriend or boyfriend.
Basically real life yandere. Now with social media.

It's a bit scarier in real life.

>1.) indicates nothing about her personality. Money is nice, but not worth the risk of being stapled to someone unpleasant
>2) too young.
>3)has unreasonably young kids and wants more
4) pushing the yamato nadeshiko thing too hard. probably extremely repressed with emotionally abusive parents.
yeah can I get a mulligan? None of these women are settling-down material

>It's like half a million dollars which is next to fucking nothing
Speak for yourself, you don't even get a penny when getting married let alone got married or getting money at all.

>It's your wife, they may as well be yours.
actual cuck mentality

>womanchild
all woman are oversized children

Horses require a lot of time and money, being enormous animals with bad brains. Owning one in any meaningful degree is a commitment on the order of decades. Their relationship will be focused upon the horse.
They're still going to define themselves as a horse owner and spend as much time as possible with their horse. So if you don't like the smell of musky horse sweat or grassy horse shit then you may as well serve. A great sum of their money is going towards the horse. As is their free time and concentration and emotional care. So if you want a partner who puts you first, you're out of luck there too.
Bestiality isn't even a factor in how much of a red flag it is.

>read memoirs of 19th century relative
>join royal navy aged 17
>go on some grand colonial adventures
>return to Britain in May 1866, aged 30
>meet 39 year old widow with five children (four daughters and a son) at a party on June 23
>propose that very night
>get married on June 30

bloody hell Ed

she was rich though

Depends on your financial situation as to whether the money or the marriage affects your life more.

Just knock her up yourself too. That's what my dad did. And my half-brother's a better brother to me than my full sibling is.
Honestly, is it really even cuckoldry when you're the one taking the woman, the kids, and the love for yourself? I thought cuck means you don't get the girl. At this point you're wearing the word out.

#2 seems like the jackpot

Works already, has solid plans for the future. Is young, but not childish from the first impression.

This picture represents life itself perfectly. You'll literally never find the perfect partner ever since women aren't engineered to be a perfect match for a normal male.
Left is the old hag who has lots of money, you'll never have to worry about anything again with her but she's old and ugly so you'll have to cheat on her to satisfy your needs
Second from left will share your interests and is probably a good, kinky lay but won't provide to your family in the long run since she has childish and unrealistic plans for her future.
Second from right is probably a good soul but a single mother and is planning to produce even more offspring. You'll be poor as fuck with this one since she's probably the stupidest out of all choices
Right would seem perfect on the first glance but after a few years of relationship you would grow apart since you won't share any interests with her at all.

Tl;dr: Life is cruel, the perfect woman doesn't exist.

>I thought cuck means you don't get the girl.
No, cuckoldry is raising another man's children by your wife.

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It depends whether you refer to the modern "meaning" or the actual reference to the bird, which kicks out the eggs of another bird and drops its own in for two birds to raise. The idea is that the parents are raising a child that is not theirs.

>unrealistic plans for her future.
This just represents the average Yea Forumsnon.

>29
too old, 30yo is insurmountable WALL for women, she's leftovers without ability to plan ahead, spends half her salary on make up
>33
what are you a cuck? rode the chad cock carousel, now ready to settle down with some beta orbiters, fuck off attention whore, go stream on tvvitch
>49
young, good, plans ahead and knows about the 30yo WALL, after few good dickings she'll loose her clearly left leaning bitchy attitude
>55
how old are you Reiko?

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There has to be something wrong with a 31-year-old woman who's unmarried and is into horses. Mind says she's a control freak who's abusive when alone and out of public eye.

The old ugly woman is probably the only woman who'd love you, money aside.

The young girl seems like she's into flings despite what she says. Though she's young enough to change.

And then you have baggage.

Man's perfect woman is just their mother but with the right to fuck say woman.

You won't have any legacy at all if the child thing doesn't work. With a mindset like that left should be your last choice. It obviously comes down to right or second from left since the other options are pretty shit, especially the dumbass with two children is a choice for absolute retards only

It's all about stability, man. 55 without a second of doubt.

Based and impregnationpilled.

raising a child that is from another man is the closest you get to the actual definition of cuckold
unknowingly would make it even closer

is he okay?

Okay, but how does the girl look?

>3 is a whore that wants you to fund her kids
If you look at it the other way, she might come with an additional income from child support paid by their father.

He was only almost stabbed to death.

But my mom's really fat. I like thin women.

Far right, easy choice
>beauty
>rich
>prime age
>educated
>refined hobbies

>everyone assumes the worst out of the right three
>thinks the rich girl will be nice

YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. This is a straight up a pretty princess, or whatever fem-neets are called.
Plus you get her dad constantly breathing down your neck.

Hare Kon. Chapter 95 : Men and Women Going Hunting

>take 1
>take the money
>be looked down upon by her wealthy family and see the tinge of shame in her eyes
>upon theday of marrage reveal that you had invested the money and gift her family with tripple the money earning theirrespect and live the rest of your days with a loveing kind wife

> take 2
>support her goals in opening a store
>help her manage her distractive hobbies but enjoy them with her when you do induldge
>work hard to build something together early so you can spend more time later enjoying your mutual hobbies together

>take 3
>help her resolve her issuies brought on by her last relationship
>help her gain stable work in early child care
>gain not only her love but the love of her children
>father beautiful children and live a life in a careing family

>take 4
>let your self be supported by a careing and capable woman
>intelligence and competence are the most valuble traits in a partner
>let her help you reach your potentual

All of them 10/10

>31
>prime age

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As I said, solid 8/10. Better than any girl I've been with or can hope to get together with for sure. Could turn kinda fat later in life looking at her mother but my friend was a chubby chaser in the first place, she's less thicc than his earlier gfs.

He's not wrong, 31 is a prime number.

But so are 7 and 11.

It's literally prime buddy, tell me what factors you are you dividing it by?

>ex/boyfriend

They weren't dating.

>That's what my dad did. And my half-brother's a better brother to me than my full sibling is.

So cucks raise cuck sons? How the hell do you love and spend time/money/commitment to kids you don't even know?

>left looks like shit, 50 million yen isn't enough
>center left looks like a whore, wastes time on video games
>center right is a whore, kids are probably niglets
>right probably fucks her boss, and probably fucked her lecturers to get better marks

There was a stat out on how many fathers have no idea that their kids aren't actually theirs. It's scary.

>is it really cuckoldry when you're raising Tyrone's kids?
yes, quite literally so

>le wall meme
menopause doesn't occur until 50 and you can avoid getting autismals if you get children before 40

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>have impregnation fetish
>looking after 2 kids plus more sounds horrible

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May as well be fucking your sister.

>glasses
Don't worry, i don't have the worst taste imaginable in girls.

You need at least three children for net reproductive success.

By getting to know them, maybe? Being a human being? Communication?
Stuff that's alien in principle on Yea Forums, I know.

What if doing what lions do (killing all of your partner's children by her previous partner) was acceptable in human society? Would that make single moms more desirable?

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My mother is a literal psychopath, I'd probably fuck a dude before taking a woman even remotely similar to my mother. The perfect woman fullfills the golden trinity of qualities:
>a perfect personality.
Perfect is what ever you consider perfect of course. Many seem to look for obedient, quiet virgins but that absolutely wouldn't be my thing for example
>She's smart
That pretty much ensures a wealthy future with her since she's educated enough to contribute to the family with a job. You'll be able to actually talk with this kind of girl the best, since she isn't an oblivious airhead.
>She looks good
Don't have to explain this one I guess

You'll notice that literally every woman on this fucking planet only ever fullfills two of these criteria, not all three. Thus, the perfect woman doesn't exist.

Go away Abe

Thank you, king.

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You're literally picking a neet girl. Likely an /r9k/ tier neet that's so cutoff from the world and human interaction that her mental state has degraded and her father decided that nothing about her was worth mentioning besides the fact he will pay the spouse.

You go away and do you duty.

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how old was your mother when inseminated with a retard like you?

Nah, lions have litters. Doesn't work with humans who require an enormous amount of effort and danger in producing a single child. Evolutionarily it just doesn't work, it would result in societal collapse.

horsey girls are crazy user, utterly crazy.

Sounds good, she can stay at home and take care of the children.

Big deal, just means she'll be desperate and want you to do weird stuff like lock her in a cage or jack off onto her food.

>Pick the fucking retarded old hag whose only positive point is money which she might or might not give you

Imagine being this much of a beta

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Let me guess, your mother had your retarded ass when she was 39 didn't she

Single moms are already causing a societal collapse. Being raised by a single mom is literally a better predictor of criminality than being a nigger.

A mother who seriously resents her spouse for killing a kid she helped make will only make her less desirable, unless you're into fixing women you broke yourself

You and I have very different interpretations of "societal collapse". I meant more like it would result in entire lineages having blood feuds and gang wars resulting from a single courting.

If I'm poor/low mid class then 55 easy, inherited wealth trumps literally anything the other 3 can offer.

If I'm well off then 49 makes the best wife. Young, vibrant, has plans for her future, most fertile out of the 4.

30 and 29 are exclusively for incels.

I wonder who could be behind this post

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i know the risk gets higher every year. I just picked 40 because it sounded good. i guess 35 is a better boundary

>unmarried and with no kids

What about you, Abe/

obv 49
she is young and will be easy to mold into a willing wife - on top of that she her interests will keep her in home even if she's a neet it doesnt matter as long as she's pregnant with my kids

the only problme might be the fact that she in fact didn't work in fashin industry but in porn - but if that's not the case she is the best and imo only option

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You just need to make women marrying multiple men in succession very rare like it was in all of history and it becomes a minor issue.

You are the retard user. Good luck reproducing with your old hag and congrats on your 50mio Yen, that's like 30 american dollars you giant idiot. Jokes aside that's not even half a million in your murican eagle currency so good job prostituting yourself I guess, at least you won't have children since your grandchildren would've been poor again

>29
seems to be the best
Pros: proper job, cake, good education background.
Cons: real estate so high chance of getting NTR & cheating

>33
seems like a nice girl
Pros: nice looking, probably smells nice too, looks kinda submissive
Cons: kids. depending how she got them. probably cause she is such an airhead she got cheated by some punk.

>49
her type is my biggest boon
Pros: young, has a job (?), ambitious, share the same hobbies
Cons: the way she describe her job is a bit sketchy, she seems like a liar. her attitude also makes me feel she doesnt give fuck about you as long as she can get what she wants.

>55
Pros: homely, motherly, probably take care of your kids well, come from a rich family.
Cons: comes from a rich family with all the rich people shenanigans. she also thinks she can win you over with $

i would be fine with far left if she agrees to use artificial insemination on a substitute women, i cant imagine kids from a 50 year old women without autism
otherwise i would go with far right, except that she is also a bit on the old side for kids, i would take the chance though. second left is not that far of but maybe amount of clown style make up is affecting my judgement.
second right is worst because she has 2 kids. i would not oppose to this if i already had at least 1 kid of my own, but i dont wanna go full cuck

Give me Reiko. I don't even need the damn money, I just wanna ravage the shit out of her.

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So a perfect woman except for the horse riding. Big sign of being secretly crazy.
Woman most likely to cheat on you, plus 2 kids already at 25.
18 year old who wants to settle down?
And the only the we know about the last one is... her family is rich?

They're all bad choices.

all the idiots in this thread falling for No.29
you fucks
the fact that she's a law major but is working in real-estate is a major red flag
like others have said, No.55 is the only one without any apparent drawbacks

>55
>motherly, probably take care of your kids wel
what kids you idiot

let me rephrase that better. she looks like she will be a good mother.

Well his net is prob greater than 2 if he convinced anyone

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>she looks like she will be a good mother
She won't be shit since she easily looks like 40+. She didn't even mention her age, didn't that set off any alarms?

>29
>I like manga... and games...
She's the fucking ironic hobbyist. Pretending to have same hobbies like you just to dig your gold.

>the fact that she's a law major but is working in real-estate is a major red flag

Not everyone can follow their major, 9 out 10 people dont

wait fuck. you are right. but that can easily conclude she is not fond of her age (old). still, rich family thinking is really something else. that alone is enough to tip off the alarm.

They all set off alarm bells, some more subtle than others.

Don't give up, user. Become a wizard

>no drawbacks
>upon first interaction with a man she talks about her father giving them money
>obviously relies on her father if that's on her mind
>has nothing to say about herself

Defo a neet loser, in her 30s at the very least.

That's a super cynical view of an 18 year old who works and has an ideal job planned for the future.

>That face
>30s

Bitch is atleast 45-50

she has no idea who you are or what you're into

None, now where are the lolis?

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>center left looks like a whore, wastes time on video games

user looks like a bitch and wastes time on anime/manga.

>a) pretending to have shit hobbies
>b) actually having shit hobbies

I think a) wins this one.

On a nice vacation

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55. For snuggling purposes.

>Reiko's drawback is obviously being ugly
Dude, I'd fuck the shit out of her over any of these other bitches, the hell are you on about.

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If you're over 30 without a kid why are you here and not out planting the seed? If you're over 30 and haven't even had sex, kill yourself. If you're over 30 and haven't kissed a girl then fucking yikes what manner of great old one are you?

As a single dad 33 Is best girl. That mommy bod and still craves cock. depending on her kids I've either gotten 2 baby sitters and a smoking wife out of it or a smoking wife and two side projects. Plus she'd fucking rectally ravage my ex in a way the other 3 just can't with their ugliness and 49 being practically a child.

Number 3

ESL has no idea what a dowry is.

>If you're over 30 without a kid why are you here and not out planting the seed? If you're over 30 and haven't even had sex, kill yourself. If you're over 30 and haven't kissed a girl then fucking yikes what manner of great old one are you?

Busy gathering big money.

Go back to your India shit hole

ESL angry he gets called out for lack of reading comprehension and lack of English skills.

>Busy gathering big money.
So you can make your sister's husband's son rich one day? Pathetic. Money without a social life is money wasted. Life without a social life is life wasted. Yea Forums isn't your friend. Go outside and fuck someone.

>having a child is the same as having legacy
Lmao. Every worthless piece of shit has children.

Better question, what is the sauce?

>Yea Forums hates the gold digger
>defends being a gold digger themselves
Hilarious

All the retards in this thread, i fucking swear

>55
>Obviously ugly so nobody fucking want her
>Neither should you
>49
>Retarded young cunt dreamer
>33
>Slut
>29
>Typical busy successful woman with a nice face / body to boost

Why would you ever not choose 29

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2>1>4>3

>2
She is still young so this mean you have chance to fix her head
>1
She's ugly but if she's rich enough she could fix her face and her body with plastic surgery
>4
She's too old to be fun. Maybe if you work her mind on this she overthink her behaviors.
>3
>My wife's son

Go away Abe

I'm afraid that she will femdom me with a riding crop in bed.

4 > 1 > 2 > 3

I dunno, 49 screams at me she had more cock in her than 33 can possibly imagine despite having two kids already. But maybe i just have some sort of prejudice about that bit of colored hair.

29 will cuck you with her boss.

I have a social life, I just don't want to get married before being able to support a family on my own and disapprove of sex before marriage.

>and disapprove of sex before marriage.
Why didn't you just say you were gay?

I just think the one on the far left is cute, could care less about the money.

They can see Epstein's backyard pool from there!

I don't hate gold diggers. I think they're pragmatic and perfectly reasonable individuals.

>there are single dads on Yea Forums

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Yours is not a mindset at all. You're just following your genes. You are a slave to your own impulses. Disgusting.

>I'm afraid that she will femdom me
and that's a good thing. She's the best choice.

Because I'm not, just a proper Catholic

>being a divorcee
>being a cuck

Big yikes!

Let me explain to you dumb anons why 55 is the best in that group of people.

>29
She's already 31 and still haven't married eventhough she works in real estate, beautiful and went to law school. It's highly probable that she's into her work more than you. Also horse girls are crazy and working in real estate in Japan would increase your chances of NTR by 70%.

>33
She already has 2 kids at the age of 25. So, either her husband left that beautiful airhead or she's a slut. Well she has to be a slut to have 2 kids at 25. Also, she must be dumb as hell and must be an easy fuck.

>49
She's so fake it hurts. Not to mention 18. Do I have to support her? Seems to be like those popular girls at school. She must also be naive as fuck so she might get raped and can easily breakdown even at the slightest hint of pressure.

>55
Now this girl. She must be one of those bullied girls. Blow every chance she has with a man. That's why she started with the money thing. To get the man's attention as she's so desperate. I'm also sure she isn't as old as she look. Might just be because she's fat. So, with that in mind, it's easy to make her go a jog with me to lose weight. She's also rich so it would be easier for her to get beauty and slimming products. Also, easy fucking money. Might also be able to use her father's influence to get ahead in my career.

Just to show how much money you will get, it's about 472,000 in burget dollars.

>not taking 33 to date her kids
I see you missed one of the options.

>just a proper Catholic
So, gay?

>if you haven't had sex kill yourself
>if you haven't even kissed yet then yikes
What are those priorities?

based
cringe

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Here comes the FBI

>mommy bod and still craves cock
She doesn't have a mommy bod you fucking retard. She's drawn the same as a virgin would. Absolute perfect form.

I will marry 3

But only if one of her children is a quiet loli and the other is a lewd trap

Gold diggers don't love their partner and are there to milk wealth. If I marry into her family, I wouldn't even touch the money. I'll cozy up to her father and try to work in his company and earn my way up. Doesn't mean I wouldn't love her either.

i would marry marin and have a lot of babies with her, but...
on the weekends i would go on satsuki's house to ride her like a horse

>Single dad
>Already got cucked by your "wife"
>Now crave to eat someone else' s left over cum too

The maximum beta

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No woman will ever love you like you love her.

Of course. Women are physically incapable of love. But that doesn't mean I should try my best and be an honest man and love her and hope she'll develop at least some type of physical attachment to me.

>>Already got cucked by your "wife"
Do you not realize that a person can be single for reasons unrelated to the partner leaving
do you understand that humans are finite, mortal existences and that death is a common, everyday occurrence

>and hope
You can do that with all of them equally.

That bit of colored hair is actually a bit of uncolored hair.
Either way by Japan standards, odds are in favor of her because of her age. She could easily be a virgin.

yikes

get a load of this non-wizard

Give me the gamer girl, you just know she's a neet.

If it's so common how come I'm still alive, huh?

How much money am I getting from this gameshow is the first question, second question is, will this result in a legally binding marriage?

you're probably joking but in japan, this happens a lot. ive met like 20 japanese adults during my time and over half of them were or had affairs like it was " just one of those things"

35 though, at least you know the betrayal is open.
like 29 but still, 35.

So, did you get cucked?

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>How much money am I getting from this gameshow is the first question
Depends on your choice. If you pick first one you apparently get 50mil yen.

What a loser.

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You're unlucky, obviously. Feel like you've already figured that out.

>divorcee
>being a cuck
>Already got cucked by your "wife"
Do all incels think you have to be married to cum inside a girl? is sex really that far away from you two?

I made a mistake, raising my mistake to be a better mistake than me. simple as that.

If you haven't been kissed then it's obvious you're a creature so powerful it's incapable of suicide.

A single glance at this thread should tell you nobody on Yea Forums has any means of reaching any manner of understanding with another human being and just spend their days jacking off to their ideals and lying about themselves online.

>I turned myself into a Pickle, Morty!
Your attitude is garbage, I can't imagine not being miserable with a worldview like that, sounds like you're just trying to convince yourself as the anxiety of being worthless eats away at you from the inside.

t. follower of the divorce church

not him but, while he's not wrong about equality in death. would say that the appeal of a legacy of some kind is fairly attractive even if it's not children

Realistically I'd give in to my penis and choose 33 if she's real about having more kids and doesn't just want a cuckwallet. Something's off about 49 and I'm tired of law girls so 29's out too, 31y is a bit old for kids.

>year of our lord 2019
>divorce is still not allowed by the Catholic church
big yikes

is it? both my aunts had kids well into their 30s, having kids in your 40s is not unheard of now.
besides being 40 I can hope, right?

I mean realistically I wouldn't choose any of them. Too many red flags all around.

>31y is a bit old for kids.
The fuck? Early thirties is the best time to be having kids. You're not a dumb twenty-something more, but still relatively young.

40s and you'll be close to retiring when sending a kid to college. If you actually want kids and you are already 40 then you better be working quickly towards that goal.

Based AND redpilled! I'm taking care of my wife's sons, little Tyreese and little Darrell. I'm not letting them grow up without a loving and caring father. It's what a real man would do. Happy you're doing the same as well, my fellow compatriot.

>doubled the chance of down's syndrome
>doubled the chance of autism

People who are obsessed with the word cuck in here are mostly likely never going to have children of their own, they are the cucks

Just don't forget to knock her up a few more times yourself and you're gucci.

>I thought cuck means you don’t get the girl
Being this new

>half the chance of being an aspie
younger isn't always better, the scientific best is early 30s

You can certainly have a kid at 31+ but it raises risk exponentially and you probably wouldn't have more than 1.
It's not about mental maturity, it's about a woman's biological clock.

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Citation needed

>yikes
Get out

>up to 41 is still under two percent
Not to mention mother's age can't be the only factor.

>You can certainly have a kid at 31+ but it raises risk exponentially and you probably wouldn't have more than 1.
Your very own graph says you have a good 10 years before it starts rising. And even then, c'mon, 12% odds? Is that really such a miserable gamble if you're desperate for breeding?

Double is a way to make going from low to low sound dramatic.

>You need at least three children for net reproductive success.
Overpopulation will be an increasingly serious problem. Dissuading/preventing others from having children is the way to go.

Far right.

That's just one graph chosen at random, many things get worse including risks for the mother's health. But you can, sure, it's just that if you want to have multiple kids with the same woman 31 is on the older side.

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I know that people are going with the >your wife's son angle with 3, but assuming that the father wasn't a nigger and the kids could pass as your own there's nothing wrong with them. If she looks like that after 2 kids then she's definitely built to carry more, so you'll spread your genes anyway. The kids are probably still very young so they can be imprinted to you and then you can still win.
>biological father pays child support
>you use his money to provide entertainment and shit for the kids
>he meets them very rarely and they start drifting from each other
>they start to consider you as their father
>he dies alone and unloved while you get to be a grandpa to their children
You'd literally be paid by him to NTR his kids from him.

There's no such problem, most developed nations have sub-replacement fertility rates.

reminder that Hitler only married at 56 years old

That's how it's presented in actual genetics. The chance of random mutations while also very low increases with increased consanguinity, with double increase for 1st cousins and (proven only theoretically by math since there's no research samples) quadruple increase with siblings. Similar increase in chromosomal aberrations with age is observed when women are over 30 and over 40 respectively. I know that it may be a standard in modern age, but ovaries are not built to last long and should be used quickly.

the fuck didn't have kids though. my grandfather had kids and he was well into his 50s ( okay he fought in at least 2 wars but still )
he did die of cancer when mum was like 12 though. lots of people have kids later in life. Think the most important thing is being a good parent regardless of age.
also didn't Gordon Ramsey just have a kid? and hes like 52? his wife is what 44?

Say I have far too high standards for someone that spends their spare time on a Chinese foot fetish forum, but none of them seem like a particularly good investment.

>29
Probably the safest option for not ruining your future. Seems friendly but quite straightforward. Not at all interesting in the perspective of my own individual tastes. I have known a variety of horse people, and they are often uptight, or argumentative. That, and horses are high effort. Nagging fear she's either controlling, or conversely not that interested and invested.

>33
Wanting to have kids is a good thing, better than being a whore that makes fun of people wanting children. However, only an introduction topic for those with no social awareness, which is already concerning, unless she's trying to filter you from the get-go. Too ready to throw herself in an invested relationship, good chance of being controlling. It really makes you wonder what she did to decide to have 2 kids at age 25, and not be able to maintain a relationship.

>49
Common interests is good, it may foster enough of an initial investment that both parties will want to make it work. However, 18. Probably immature. And potentially looking for someone to conveniently fit into her idealized life plan, without giving many fucks about you as an actual individual.

>55
She literally wants to buy you. No. This shows that she has nothing else to offer you. Unless you plan on being poor for your whole life, a betrothal gift of 50 million isn't of enough significance to put up with someone with few and far between redeeming qualities for decades.

If I had in some alternate timeline went out into the meatspace, and found myself greeted with these 4 introductions, I wouldn't want to continue with any of them. 29 is the only that could be okay, but I'd need to know her more. They all have drawbacks.

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I was just making a Far Right joke user.

overpopulation is a myth used to conceal and distract from artificial scarcity
more food gets thrown out than is needed to solve world hunger, more houses spend all year unoccupied than is needed to solve homelessness, more money spends centuries in offshore banks than is needed to end poverty, and if we as a species somehow manage to overthrow tyranny we already have the technology to start harvesting raw resources from the asteroid belt and begin colonizing the nicer parts of our solor system
and really, if we don't manage to expand past Earth in the next few centuries then when Planet 9 next swings passed the sun and bring a menagerie of Keplar Belt objects to bombard everything with a gravitational pull, overpopulation will the furthest thing from our concerns as we are forced underground to endure another bout of boiling seas, acid rain, toxic atmosphere and constant storms

It's far more relevant to look at it that way on a statistically level than on an individual level.

You will eventually have when people mass migrate to your country because life has become unsustainable for them.

>expand past Earth
Enjoy eating your shit potatoes.

>unlabled y axis
What did he mean by this?

From left to right:
* Has nothing going on in her life. Doormat.
* Child. Seems immature, but has decent goals.
* Hot as fuck. Sees you as a sperm donor, wants to eat your money. Looking for a doormat.
* Absolutely prime, but will you be good enough for her?

They all seem nice enough.

dilate

>Absolutely prime, but will you be good enough for her?
She only needs you because her horse can't impregnate her yet. You're basically a surrogate daddy.

None. My weasel sense is tingling...
I'd need a prenup before I would consider.

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>You will eventually have when people mass migrate to your country because life has become unsustainable for them.
just shoot them

>sacred bond between a man and a woman made in front of god
>destroy it because you have shit genes and cant get a son

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you know how girls find guy that obsess over a single pointless thing like getting good in a game or know a lot of anime/ translate japanese, whatever actual nerd geek shit really insane.
horse girls are the 1 instance that girls can get as bad as male ultra autists.
like holy shit will they get into it. everything in their life revolves around horses.

oh shit, I'm gonna need a source on that semen demon.

plus she might already have a lot of money herself plus you probably wont need to buy a house. i would get a baseball team of children and send them to grandad all the time so he puts them in his inheritance.

Male age has a minimal effect on children because testicles and ovaries work differently.

Leaves you with corpses to dispose of and wastes all the resources they have consumed so far. That's why it's better to dissuade parents from procreating.

this.

55 - Sorry, I cannot do this to my unborn children. I am sure she is a nice person.
49 - Worthless
33 - ABORT MISSION. ABORT MISSION.
29 - Career woman about to hit the wall. Not too bad, but she may have some baggage.

imma be honest, far left might not look the best but she seems to be the most normal

far right went to law school to work in real estate? shes an absolute fuck up, and the one left of her is even worse off. the gamer girl can just go die

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sorry bro, but you're sick in the head if you like girls under 25

And like another user pointed out the riders have to dominate their horses so they want to be the ones who wear pants in relationship.

What’s wrong with four?
What’s wrong with four?

I'll take the one on the left.

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Compost them and use as a fertilizer on lands abandoned by humans to increase the plant biomass, reducing the overpopulation and increasing the CO2 consumption.

far left is a job for the archthicctect, the flesh sculptor if you will.

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>#55
>My father is wealthy
HARD NO.
1. She did nothing to earn that wealth, she got it by having the right daddy.
2. I can SMELL the entitlement from here.

>#49
>I work behind the scenes in fashion accessoires
Not really my thing but ok I guess. As long as she's not a vapid fashion thot, it's cool.
>In the future I want to have my own shop
Has aspirations for the future, that's good
>So I want to hurry up and settle down
Kinda overwhelming, but on the other hand she has her plan for the future straight: she wants to get kids early so she can focus on her career later on (rather than making the mistake of building up a career early and being unable to have kids later)
>Likes manga and vidya
Nice, very nice.

>#3X
>I like nice guys
>I'm a mother of two little ones
The English language lacks the words to properly convey how much I want to avoid this woman

>#29
>Age 31
Getting up there, aren't you? It's ok, that's my fetish
>I work in real estate
Career woman, admirable. Also my fetish
>My interests are horse-riding
Kind of a red flag. You know what they say about horse girls..
>Japanese dance
Traditional... I like
>I went to law school
Neat, we have something in common.

My brain says
>49 > 29 > 55 > [POWER GAP] > 3X
But my pp says
>29 > 49 > 55 > [POWER GAP] > 3X

I guess I'd date both 29 and 49 for a while and see where things go. I'd end up for-realsies dating one of them and keeping the other around as a friend.

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Rather than do a verbose explanation, I will use this video to illustrate what I would do.

youtube.com/watch?v=uCvn_ieo1Vc

Reiko
- Insecure, overweight
- Uses money lure on the first sentence
- Very suspicious
Greedy Scum choice

Mizuho
- pretty looking, young and has fun hobbies
- Too good to be true
- Extremely suspicious
"Thinking with my dick and heart" choice

Marin
- Literal roastie, though still young
- Saves the bad news for last, making it clear she's been either pumpdumped or that she has a personality problem
- Moderately suspicious
Fetishist's choice

Satsuki
- Selfdependant & oldfashioned
- Cake
- Slightly suspicious
The logical choice

Seeing as none of these are happening IRL I might as well go with the "thinking with my dick" choice

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>the rightmost one is 4th
What fucking board am I on?

>oldfashioned
If she was she'd be married and have children a decade ago.

>29
Horse-riding is a dead giveaway that she’s in yakuza level debt
>33
Not gonna be tyrones seconds
>49
Gamer gurl fake. Pass
>55
Hag but rich. She’s the best choice for NEETs like me

>Marrying anyone based on a just a few sentences of information.

The cake is indeed nice, but the single fact that she's as hot as she looks but still resolves to use a "meeting agency" means that either she is career-driven (she will never be your wife, thinks about herself first) and has no friends/social skill despite having hobbies. Probably a good choice if you are a "horse" yourself. I mean by that a man that will be eager to follow his wife's every need and carry on the family on his shoulders alone, letting her having a career. But this is mighty dangerous because she will inevitably lose respect for you, if she has any in the first place.

First one is rich, but ugly. If you're ugly yourself, it's a nice catch. Otherwise, it might not be for the best. Plus her personality might be shit, she isn't speaking about herself.

Third one is a no go. She is a slut, was a slut, and will ever be a slut. Her kids are going to grow up to be shit, since their mommy is nigger tier "wife" material. Hard pass.

Second one, in retrospective, is the good way to go. You get an extremely young wife, with her hopes and dreams still intact. You can relate to her (even if her manga and gaming hobbies are reddit-tier) and you will be able to spend much more time together, or discuss similar-based topics. She will grow to respect you, and ultimately submit to you and your ideas, even unvoluntarily. She is yours to shape out of her teen years, and hasn't be too spoiled by everything yet.

I actually have a wife who was 20 when I married her, started living together when she was 17. It was difficult at first (reddit/tumblr tier womanthink), but now at 25 and with the proper male upbringing, she is now a happy conservative mother of 2, and recognise her old opinions for what they were : youth.
I'm 34 btw.

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>millenial dipshit who wants to skip education and start a family early
But that makes her the best possible wife.

I meant it in the context of her hobbies and outgoing work

A female's hobbies are just a costume they wear and can change very easily.

4 cus imo 31 if Japanese is perfectly fine.

Reiko
>PLEASE MARRY ME HERE'S A LOT OF MONEY MY DAD IS RICH PLEASE I HAVE NO PERSONALITY AND IM DRYING UP
that's gonna be a pass for me dawg

Mizuho
>young and cute
>likes fashion like most girls her age
>wants to have a shop and settle down
>likes weeb hobbies
>is probably immature and not ready for the compromise that is the married life
she doesn't sound like a half bad choice when i consider it, she can learn on the way

Marin
>wants a lot of kids and have a big family, this is good
>"I like nice guys!" aka cucks who allow her to do whatever and never criticize her
>single mother, has two kids
>mentions the fact she's a single mother last
what a shame, she looked like the best option till the last part and then immediately became the bottom one

Satsuki
>cute cake
>office lady
>works in real state but went to law school (?)
>healthy hobbies
There's something about this woman that puts me off, but i cannot put it into words, but i know it's there and that i should avoid it if possible

Gonna go with Mizuho on this one desu, looks like the best choice by far

Nigga, have you never been on a speeddate before? The men and women who show up are assigned numbers (or seats depending on how it's organized) and the idea is that every man has a 3-6 minute conversation with every woman present. Afterwards you inform the staff which eligible bachelor(ette) you want to get to know better and if both of you are interested in the other, you get the other side's contact information.

It's most likely not marriage interviews, given that the only one mentioning marriage is the desperate "my father is rich" hag.

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what's with the horse girl=psycho meme?
is it a western thing?

What difference would it make if she mentioned she's a single mother first?

Y axis is obviously % up to 100. It's obvious.

Never trust a woman who's into horses or if they have large dogs.

>works in real state but went to law school (?)
I don't know what it's like in Japan, but over here in Underwater Land law is fucked. Universities keep pumping out graduates that the market doesn't need because it's already filled to the brim. If Japan is anything like that she probably got a law degree, tried but failed to get a foot in the door in the legal field and pursued another career. It may be somewhat adjacent to her field of specialization (if she specialized in property law for example, the jump to real estate isn't all that massive).

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>if they have large dogs.
so a dog person is out of the picture?
I mean most of the girls I know find dogs cute

>Second from left will share your interests and is probably a good, kinky lay but won't provide to your family in the long run since she has childish and unrealistic plans for her future.
Good, that's not the woman's place to do that. She will cook the food, take care of the kids, and then have enough free time to deal with her trinkets. Plus, if she's an accessorist, she's into sewing and drawing, which are proper occupation for women.

What does 'working in real estate' entail?

A friend of mine 'works in real estate' i.e. his rich as fuck dad lent him several million to buy some properties and sell them on with a profit and he's been living off that, but by schooling he just finished high school and went to the military for a few years.

Showing people houses and trying to sell/rent them.

>going to the military when you are already set for life
what a fucking retard, lmao

Given that she studied law she may be the one setting up contracts for buying, selling, renovations et cetera.

His dad is a retired Commie bloc general with what I assume are links to the intelligence community.

He dropped out due to an injury though, one of his legs is fucked for life.

That she isn't trying to decieve you in some manner, for one. It looks like a minor thing but it ain't, my friend

Realistically speaking
>Reiko
She looks dumpy in that style and would thus likely be ugly in real life but marrying rich is tempting and based on her appearance and manner I'd guess she's a nice person which can do a lot to make up for a lack of attraction.
Would marry her for the money at first and feel guilty about it but could probably end up happy with her in the long run if we got along.
>Mizuho
Cute but too young for me. Have you tried talking to college kids when you're in your mid 20s? They're no different to highschoolers, really, until the last year or so of their degree. It'd be fucking dry as hell in a relationship - you're at totally different points in your lives and could never meaningfully connect even if you share hobbies. Just a total unfulfilling sham of a relationship on your end.
I might be down for a fling but even that's contingent on her demeanour because there's 50/50 odds she acts too immature and it skeeves me into ditching her even if she's attractive.
>Marin
She seems like a nice person but there's no fucking way I am wasting her time when I know I am not ready for kids and wouldn't want more than two anyway for financial reasons if nothing else. the eagerness of her introduction is also a redflag that she's looking to rush things which ain't my style.
Also at the risk of sounding like an insecure asshole I'd always be worried she was settling for me just to try get a father for her kids. It's petty but true, and a relationship killer in the long run without major effort.
100% down for a one night stand however if she is.
>Satsuki
Honestly she'd view me as too immature no question but the fact she has her life together and doesn't I immediately appear to have any major causes for concern makes her by far the best option.
If she'd go for a younger guy from what I presume is a lower income bracket I'd be completely willing to give things a try, she seems great.

damn that sounds terrible, will look into it, maybe japan has a similar issue

how do you know a soviet mafioso and how do you use it?

If she was trying to deceive you she wouldn't say it at the first meeting at all.

>speeddate
sounds like tinder, anyway does speeddate even has a good track record, feels like a ticking bomb waiting to explode

So?

She presents it as if it was an afterthought, "oh yeah btw i have two kids already no biggie nothing to worry about haha", since you're going to figure out anyways if you choose to date her, she chooses to throw out that info in that manner

She won't ever let you fuck her after impregnation.

We went to high school and were in the student council together. By personality if he was 2d and female he'd have drill hair and laugh like OHOHOHO. He would have never made it in the military anyway but he's a good lad.

Cute Cake > BPD and Ecstasy > Rich Uggo >>> Single mom
The cake is apparently flawless and the rich one at least seems nice. The 18 year old seems like she could be trouble but nothing screams "RED FLAG" like a 25-year-old single mom with two kids

>Who would you marry Yea Forums?

>Reiko, 55
She honestly seems like the smartest economic choice. A man can't be choosy in this buyers market, y'know? I'm perfectly okay with marrying into wealth and letting what time we have together teach us to love one another. My only very real concern is that she's too old to sire any offspring: 35 is the STRONG cut off point for healthy children and she's almost a senior citizen.

>Mizuho, 18
Bit of a risk. She's 800% my type and I'm violently sexually attracted to her, but she gives off a certain air of.. "I can't cook or house keep and I don't know anything beyond my own hobbies." It might work if we could build a house on love, but the other problem is she's so young. Young women are VIOLENTLY unstable and indecisive. Super risky.

>Marin, 25
Pass. No job. No ambition. 2 Kids out of wedlock. Hard pass. I hope she finds someone though, being a single mother is a bitch, but I'm sure as shit not taking her.

>Satsuki, 31
DANGEROUS choice, but for two subtle reasons. The first is that she's a driven woman: far more successful than me. Is she going to get bitter about this? Will this plant a seed? Will she want children or is her career more important? These women are often very hypocritical and tend to break down when they're older and realize family isn't a meme.
The second is horses. Guys, fellas, ALWAYS be cautious about women who're into irl horses- Horses are a MASSIVE money sink. She could potentially be wasting ALL of her expendable income on a fucking horse.

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Oh, also, forgot to mention that if you get a daughter she will inevitably hook her up with a horse as well. So that stallion will fuck both your wife AND daughter.

>sounds like tinder
It's IRL Tinder. Supposedly it was invented by a Jew who noticed that Jews in New York were so few in number that they weren't really meeting eachother, so it was a way for Jews to meet a lot of their ilk in a very short time. Eventually Gentiles caught on to this and now it's pretty mainstream.

>anyway does speeddate even has a good track record
Some websites advertise something like a 70% success rate, though I've gone on three so far with no matches. I've personally given up on them.

That's not the point though. The point is that the girls in the OP are probably speeddating the protagonist.

>Reiko, 55
Is she 55? Her number is 55 but she doesn't mention her age. Notice that Satsuki is 31 but her assigned number is 29.

Reiko ain't 55 that's just her assigned number

Cuck is used incorrectly here on 4channel, just like NTR

All of them have some redflags and I would like to avoid them all, but, if I must marry, I would gamble and go for pic related.

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>what's with the horse girl=psycho meme?
>is it a western thing?

It's just a massive money sink, user.
Certain women have this almost childlike ambition and fascination with horses. One complaint men often have is how women don't ever seem to commit to their hobbies like men do, but horses seem to be the exception to the rule. Some women fucking LOVE horses and will spend ALL of their disposable income on a horse or horses, we're talking: renting stable room, feed, salt lick, equipment, stable hand, vet bills, anything and everything -MAYBE- just to ride them a bit on the weekend. Maybe.

The sad part is some of them don't even really know their horse. They kinda treat it as an accessory or a 'doll' in a way? I remember seeing this story about one of these 'horse women' and she was actually upset about leaving her horse alone all the time, so she bought it a couple of goats to be his friend.
And it worked.
But she became furious when she returned a week later and the horses' braids had been chewed off. The horse was, of course, very happy: he had let the goats do this to him and they were all fast friends, but she was livid that these ugly goats had ruined her horses beautiful hair.

>Young women are VIOLENTLY unstable and indecisive.
That's because in 99% of the cases you're supposed to be the decisive one you colossal baka.

If you're asking a woman where she wants to go to eat instead of telling her where you're going there's something wrong with you and your relationship is moribund.

Then it's also incorrectly used in the community where the term comes from.

>"Miss, you gotta help me. I've been trapped in a stupid forced choice on an Internet imageboard, and the only safe way out is for us to marry and lead a happy, satisfying life. Right here and now!"
>"Sure, whatever."
Happy end!

>Guy I knnews wife had 2 horses and while it was expensive, he basically did construction. Yeah, occasionally he would pull 100 hour weeks to pay for bills. but in honestly most of the time they were fairly average working class. they lived in an ehh area, had a tiny house, nothing spectacular. it probably depends on where in the world you are though on cost. ( most went on stable fees, vets)

Shit, yeah, I just noticed that.
Well, then, the only con about her is she's a little frumpy, which honestly isn't a con compared to being old.
I'd totally pick Reiko: marry into wealth, listen to her Daddy and stay on his goodside at all times, fuck the absolute shit out of his squishy daughter and pump her full of heirs, and basically just chill out- get fat, sassy, and focus on being a good family man and maybe properly socializing my awkward rich wife?

Like, take her on fun poor activities and create a household where she can just hang out and be casual?

It's largely an American and Brit thing in my experience.

It's a stereotype that exists for a reason - there are definitely a number of wealthy wkmen into riding and breedkng horses who act bizarre about it. Be it the weird "fur baby" phenomena of over attachment to a pet but applied to a horse, a sense of snobbish superiority derived from having a rich hobby, a weird obsession with horses as a child that mirrors fandom for stuff like music groups but applied to a subject most find bizarre, or some weird country girl shit where they act like having a horse makes them different to regular city slickers and tie it into the diseased rural vs urban/conservative vs liberal mentality that pollutes so much of the west these days.

Most horse owning women are fine but you won't even know they have any unless you're close to them and talk about it. The freaks tend to broadcast it and get more attention.

Also desu any hobby women have tends to get mocked by guys

Cuckoldry is when someone fucks your spouse, not when you adopt children

He did, as I said. My great-grandma was 26 when they married. There certainly was a dowry but I'm not sure about the amount.

Nah, you done fucked up. There's a reason why women always want you to pick a date: it's so they can blame you if the date turns out shit. If they picked, for example, what movie to watch and the movie ends up being horrible then she has to take responsibility for that choice.

If I ask a girl where she wants to go and she gives me a "I don't know", I do a 360 and moonwalk home. I ain't got no time for no bitch who can't even make up her damned mind.

If a woman has to make a choice and take responsibility her pussy is already dry and the date is already a failure.

>Roasties were already seething in the 40s
Based

>That's because in 99% of the cases you're supposed to be the decisive one you colossal baka.

I'm not gonna attach myself to what basically amounts to an adult child, user.
Everyone who makes an excuse for this sort of behavior is being goofy and giving women a free pass to be infantile poo brain.

I want women in my life who can handle a little grit every now and again. If I fall off the fucking roof cleaning the gutters and my leg bends the wrong way I don't want her to pace in circles and start crying. I want her to dust the situation off, maybe say a quick "Ah, fuck, daddy, your legs all naggered." and promptly call me an ambulance.

>55

While getting a lot of money would be nice, it's not really a love based marriage. A maybe if you're just as old as her, since your taste in women will change as you grow older, so if you were both in your 50's, could be viable since you'd probably find her attractive and can share similar experiences.

>49
Young, pretty inexperienced and already wants to settle down when she hasn't really made a lot of life choices or gained lot of life experiences. No problem dating, but avoid jumping into marriage too early. 18 year olds will make very stupid mistakes.

>33
Kids are often a deal breaker, but if you're well off already and are older like in the case of 55, it's not a terrible choice.

>29
Attractive but you may not share the same interests, she has some pretty off ones and has a fairly advanced degree, so you'll probably won't hit it off quite easily.

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If I have to be a father figure rather than a peer, my dick has already retreated up my body.

You're supposed to be a leader.

55 could probably be easily salvaged by surgery and makeup + you possibly get rich doing it she also seems to lack a lot of self confidence which a smart man can really easily manipulate. 49 is young and is very very likely to cheat on you especially since she's in the fashion scene some chad model is gonna cuck you for sure. 33 is a loose thot, the only way she would even be remotely acceptable is if their father died aside from that shes a hard pass. 29 is pretty good a bit older but still very breedable.

If she gives you children too and the previous dad is a respectable choice that just didn't work i.e. not a nigger or whatever then it's fine. But if you're going to live taking care of just her children then yeah you're a bit of a cuck, doesn't the word literally come from cuckoo birds laying eggs in another nest?
It might not be as dramatic as some here make it sound if you're happy but she's keeping you out of the gene pool while ensuring hers are passed down.

>The one on the far right is the only one that isn't absolute shit.
Horse woman user, stay the fuck away.

2 will definitely cheat on you

Right isn't that cute in real life, I recognize that face type. Bit cakey too, and her hobbies don't match my exquisite hobbies at all. What is Japanese dance? Horse riding? Would be cool if she were a serious rider but if it's just for relaxing then maybe not. Being a law student in real estate means she's smarter than me which is another bad sign. But I think she's the type to cheat for other cock.
Second from right is much better looking, younger and has nice boobs and legs, but she probably doesn't smell that good down under so it's a question about whether she smells good or not. That's if you pretend she isn't already a mother of two, so forget that unless you're a lolicon and want to go that route.
2nd is basically something you'd find on reddit or deviantart, out of the question.
1st is probably smartest if you're she's okay with a platonic relationship. You'd let her fondle your dick but nothing more unless you're really drunk and want to play with her tits until you sleep.

no.1 is easily fixed with exercise makeup and plastic surgery

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>26 years old live together with 17
>Proper upbringing

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lol at anyone even considering number 3 aside from a pump and dump

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>I recognize that face type
...elaborate

I'll take the office lady with the mad ticking biological clock that keeps on nagging for her to get a baby

I've never heard of this until now. She seems pretty well put together otherwise so what's wrong with horse riding?

It's hard to elaborate, I'd dig up a photo on social media if I could but I deleted it and also don't use it.
To put it bluntly, she probably spent her youth partying and fucking dudes and dreamt of becoming AV actresses.
She probably has at least one or two videos on the internet of herself sucking some dude's cock.

>marriage
BIG yikes

4.
Well educated and has a good career and interests. Young enough to have some children early in the marriage and still get back to her career once the kids are in middle school. Classical Japanese beauty.

1. That's only 500,000 dollars. So a decent house or condo. She's a bit heavy and old for having nothing else going on for her. 4's career will easily earn more money even with breaks for children.

2. Would have to finish education and learn the business. No earning potential for years. 18-22 year old Japanese women can be really fucking annoying. As 6 years of being stationed outside Tokyo taught me.

3. Expired Gyaru looking for financial security.

While other anons are pushing the psycho meme, remember that horses are also massive gambling sinks. That girl’s in change-my-identity debt

>Law student
>That retarded

I say thee nay

Horse riding =/= horse racing

I’d probs go for either 55 or the gamer girl. In the case of the Single Mother, I don’t really see the problem in marrying her and raising the kids, so long as you can have your own, and she isn’t having an affair behind your back (I must say that the way she added it to the end is a red flag tho). Honestly, if someone is willing to adopt two kids and give them a proper father figure, then that’s a pretty virtuous act on their part.

Actually, I take back what I said about 2 because she's easily redeemable but changing her hairstyle. Her hairstyle is too plebbit at the moment but maybe she's just retarded.
I'd probably go with her, provided she fix her hairstyle and just make it natural long black.

Anyway, 4 is undoubtedly a whore so stay away.

I'll take the girl with a dream
she'll probably dump me somewhere along the way, but eh

On the one hand law especially is a field where moral integrity counts for a lot. You can't expect to be trusted with defending a client or literally handing out justice when you're of a crooked moral character.

On the other hand, I've heard some crazy shit about sex parties organized by students from my university. The biggest faculty of said university being law.

according to what? some bizarre book that was written as means of control, or are you going to bullshit meme brain sizes that's been debunked a lot.
ehh shes the only Gyaru looking one. take what I can get.

>55
>Nothing to herself, no youth, no beauty
>Typical insecurity daddy girl type
>Only has a mediocre sum of money that she doesnt even own herself

Only jobless losers pick this

>49
>Literal reddit
>Young as fuck so you are expected to provide for her

Only faggots with a taste for cunny pick this

>33
>Slut
>With kids no less

Only retards who think with their dicks pick this

>29
>Stable job
>Marriage age
>Nice face
>Nice body

The only logical choice, unless you are a paranoid faggot

>Young as fuck so you are expected to provide for her
That's the main issue. It's basically a choice between a stuck up spoiled young lazy bitch and a crazy smart psycho lawyer whore.

Why is there an /r9k/ thread this early in the morning?

marry left
have right as a mistress

Scratch that, I'm going with the gyaru with luggage. You already know what to expect unlike the other two. 55 is the logical mistake which you'll regret for the remainder of your life.

>bad boys allowed me to secure the perfect break-up remedy. Booze, friends, rebounds, cry, workout, acceptance, FIND A NEW BAD BOY, repeat
Holy shit, this is like a roastie parody, except it's real and written by a real unapologetic cunt
The only thing missing here is her age, which is definitely over 30 or atleast very close

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Gyaru with baggage*, I mean

What's up with woman and horses? Why you guys said she's crazy?

There's only one logical choice and that's to plant my flag deep inside the ugly one, then take a high ranking job at Otousan's company.

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chicks who like horses are always some kind of mentally insane

or from eastern Europe / from farms

>went to law school
>but works as a real estate agent
she's too stupid to become a lawyer and drowning in student loans - there's nothing logical about that choice kiddo

are you aware the estrogens put everywhere by industry, especially cosmetics make girls undergo puberty as early as 8yo? Given there's a finite number of egg cells females have the whole window is shifted
The Wall really exists and it's currently at 30yo

None of them are to my taste

Real estate agents make more money than most lawyers, at least where I live

Is there even such a thing as student loans outside of Muricunt?

>If I'm well off, then the gold digger that wants your money to open her shop makes the best wife
>If I'm poor, being some ugly hag toyboy is the best

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You do realize that only a minority of law graduates actually become lawyers, right? And that there are many other industries that can benefit from having an in-house legal expert? Who do you think drafts their contracts or is the first person they call when a tenant has complaints?

1 or 4

1 comes with 500k, can't frown at that, she's got a full frame too, so she can have children without problem.

4 has a solid education, job, looks good, no kids, she's a bit old, but otherwise should be good to go. She may be a trap, while she's dressing conservatively she may have been on the cock carousel and may be looking to settle down now, but without more information that's just conjecture. Likely, knowing how japanese do things, she's been busy with her career since college and never settled down, and probably hasn't had a chance to play the field.

2 and 3 are the clear trap cards. 2 is a clear gold digger, 18 and she's in a marriage interview talking about wanting a shop, clearly fishing for money, where as 3 already has kids, look at how flashy she is too, that's a girl who half the city of tokyo has been in, and she's looking for a betabucks supporter to raise her child while she fucks other guys on the side.

>If I'm well off, then the gold digger that wants your money to open her shop makes the best wife
Relationships are a contract. As long as I get to breed her like the sow she is financing pet projects doesn't hurt.

>If I'm poor, being some ugly hag toyboy is the best
I'd take satisfying some old hag over having to choose between my hobbies, my health, and being able to eat.

Only incels would pick either of the other two.

>Relationships are a contract.As long as I get to breed her like the sow she is financing pet projects doesn't hurt.
>I'd take satisfying some old hag over having to choose between my hobbies, my health, and being able to eat.

>>>>>calls others incels

I can smell the insecurity from here

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Whichever of them would read that question and immediately join me in shouting, "WHOM!"

Such a woman would be my soulmate.

Norway!

The hold hag in question holds absolute power in the relationship since she's the one providing for your ass. That's also the choice with less freedom overall (save maybe for the whore with two kids) since you seem to be osessed with that.

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>That projection.

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Austria-Hungary, actually.

Yeah hi can I uhhh get #3 but with uhhh no kids? I'll pay extra

K

>Own land and bakery
Here are the words that make the match-making matron moisten up and call her niece.

The second two do not even merit consideration.

Girl #2 (from left to right) is IMO the best. Money is not that big of a deal. Finding someone who is compatible with you is much harder.

Girl #2 seems redeemable, but she's a spoiled bitch who won't even let you fuck her. Meanwhile #3 enjoys sex and you'll be fucking that sexy body EVERY DAY, and there'll be LACTATION. Anyone who picks otherwise is a faggot.

Also lots of people trying to be rational and picking #1, but that's just what happens when dick thinkers try to think with their brain for the first time.

2 > 4 > 3 > 1

55
If she's as well off as she said she was, a good plastic surgeon isn't that hard to get anyway.

Hare Kon ch95

Tell that to your kids, plastic surgery doesn't cover genes

Is there a venn diagram showing the craziness interlaps between horse, cat, dog and bird moms?

>50 million yen isn't a lot anyway
In what world is half a million dollaroos not a lot?

My kids can get plastic surgeon too ffs, stop being so stupid.
You think Kardashian got any good gene in them?

Cute

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Horse dicks aside, the important thing to know about dating a horse girl is that you will ALWAYS come third in her life, behind her horse and daddy’s money. Also, they may be slightly unhinged, but that could be a plus if you’re into that. They’re basically crazy cat ladies, but with horses

Have you never grown in a relationship with another human being ? If so, I pity you a bit.
As I began working young, I was far more down to earth than she was in the beginning, and yes she had some specks of entitled millenial behaviour here and there, but that's easily fixed if you show her that your ways and what you bring in the relationship is much bigger than she could ever do at 17. Then you learn as much as you teach her, and she grows into adulthood slowly understanding why is it you acted that way, and respecting you even more after that.
I'm not saying I wasn't young myself, but I definitely wasn't a teenager anymore.
Would you argue that there isn't any mental/behavioural difference between a 26yo male with a stable situation and a 17yo girl who just finished her basics studies ?
To be a proper father, you have to be a proper head of house first, and usually that goes by training a women and growing her up to be your partner. It works for men too, but I was already half on my way back then.

Also, "upbringing" may not be the correct word. But I definitely "shaped" her out of some of her delusions. Like she wanted to have a career first and then have kids at 30 or more. Now she's the happiest mother (as she recently told me so) of 2 and want more.

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Marry them all, have Reiko care for the kids.

Reiko isnt hot but she is chunky and rich
Mizuho reeks of fakeness
Marin is a roastie
Satsuki is fine but she seems likethe kind of career woman that would cuck you all the time

you

Probably the 18 year old because at least there could be some matching hobbies in manga and games. Maybe get her into movies.

>Only jobless losers
You mean alphas, its alphas as fuck to have a woman be a slave that gives you nothing but money without lip.

Only if the father of those kids died. Or is dead to them.
Otherwise you're opening yourself to MASSIVE drama, with Jamal coming back to his thot every few years, or having to deal with the step-family leftovers.
If the dad died, then yes, it is extremely honorable and based. If he still is around, and not able to take care of his own kids properly, that makes you a 100% cuck.
The best you could do with her, is pump'n'dump her and be nice to her kids as a "family friend". But don't build anything with her.

29. Though the caveat is you probably aren't good enough for her.

I've seen women react to unapologetic chads and it was disgusting. They'd say they really liked some movie or enjoy some activity and when he'd say he doesn't like it they'd immediately backtrack on all the tastes and opinions they supposedly held.

thx

last one gives me a "gone girl" vibe, could be a psychopath... they tend to be smart and shit... i dont understand the horse prejudice, my cousin has a lot of horses and she is married and pretty normal with 2 kids... anyway, i wouldnt gowith any of them but if i were forced to do so i would go with the gamer girl...

They are subhumans who deserve no respect.

seen guys do that too. people can be kinda flakey especially if they think it will get them validation.

>she's the happiest mother (as she recently told me so)
It's the same kind of lie as the world's greatest dad cup you will likely be gifted, if you don't already have one. Also, you don't belong here.

Well they can get plastic surgery too :^)
Besides, who cares about genes when you're filthy rich? Think of Zucc's kids for example, given their parents they likely will not grow up to be lookers either, yet their lives will be pretty much automatically guaranteed to be successful.

far left and fuck the other 3

>with a vagina looser than
that what, user? inquiring minds want to know!

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>It's the same kind of lie as the world's greatest dad cup you will likely be gifted
Would she want another one if it wasn't true ? Some people have feeling of contentment having found their purpose and their place in a loving family that they built. Not everyone feels as empty as you do.
You should have seen the sex after she told me that.

>Shit on 33 for being a slut with 2 kids at 25
>Your whore of a wife is literally the same

Just say that you like to rob the cradle, fag. You fucking niggers and your excuses

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>>I'm not gonna attach myself to what basically amounts to an adult child, user.
Then why are you thinking about marrying women?

Far left, put her on a diet and make her lift and you are gold.

>Who would you marry Yea Forums?
The one who has a penis.

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Marry and divorce Reiko, taking the 50 million, half of her assets andn her virginity.

Spend a little time dating Mizuho. Maybe use my newly acquired wealth to help her set up her own shop as an investment.

Avoid Marin -- she's clearly a washed-up roastie looking for a beta provider.

Marry Satsuki. She's accomplished, ambitious, the most attractive and financially independent. Also she rides horses, so she'll be a bomb in the sack.

It's a trick question

I will never marry

satsuki and reiko are the only real contenders
they'll all look like reiko in 10 years

reiko promises a secure future and to not cause you trouble with a massive safety net for the rest of your life, and she likely has no interest in taking your money.
mizuho will leak money like a sieve into a failing business
marin is a hard pass, dealing with her babbydaddys is not my game
satsuki is a career woman and if you can't live up to her standards she won't waste time. She also is into horseback riding which is always a red flag.

if I knew more about reiko it'd probably be an easy choice between reiko and leaving lmao

>implying real estate agents -- especially attractive female ones with non-meme degrees -- don't make shit tons of money

> 55
I'm not a prize horse myself (even if I'm definitely in a better shape than she is), so no judging. Probably a bit entitled and not the working type, but it doesn't matter since I have a good job already.
I hope she'd be fine with doing some sports, but that's not a deal-breaker.

> 49
"Works in fashion accessories" => major red flag. Likely to be unstable and undependable. Also, possibly digging here, no-one who likes manga and games admits it in a marriage interview.
Also 18, practically a kid. No thanks.

> 33
Single mom at 25y is a major red flag. Not dependable, the relationship is gonna last for exactly until the husband gets out of prison.

> 29
Career woman. Looks good. Can take care of herself. Only red flag is horseback riding.
I wonder how much of a career man does she want though - I'm not going to start aiming for management no matter how much my wife would like that.

So: 55 ~ 29 >> 49 > 33

Right to left

>kill
>ignore
>fuck
>marry

>Would she want another one if it wasn't true ?
For at least the first two or so years of their life, babies are nothing but bags full of shit and vomit that won't even have a recollection of how you care for them. Raising one is one of the most thankless jobs you can have, yet your wife has resigned to the thought of this being the best thing she can do with her life. (It can get better, or even worse if they're past that age)

>You should have seen the sex after she told me that.
Something is off with your morals if you offer me that. Vids pls.

>25 yo single mom of 2
TOLL STATUS: PAID

>Marin Andou
Holy shit, a literal pump-and-dumped roastie single mother looking for a walking ATM now that Chad's had her way with her. She's the type of girl who looked down on and ignored the exact same type of "nice guy" she's trying to wrangle now.

What's wrong with marrying a woman who has kids?

29 best girl

>I got tired of fucking niggers so i am looking for a wallet now

Babies are fucking crotch goblins, not the lines of sunshine you are trying to make them out to be

Even worse if they are not your crotch goblins

Its alright as long as you make spawn of another sperm hit the orphanage and replace them with your own sperm.

Ask a guy who impregnated two girls then moved to a different continent and broke all contact anything.

>-Suspicious to be single at her age
shes japanese user take that into consideration

There's nothing inherently wrong with marrying a woman with kids, but it's what her having kids implies. Unless she's a widow, she was almost certainly a dumb slut who got pumped and dumped by a chad and is now looking to "settle down" with a spineless beta male who'll give her whatever she wants and only have sex with her once a month.

Also, not for nothing, but some people just don't like kids, myself included.

The equation 24x2+25x−47ax−2=−8x−3−53ax−2 is true for all values of x≠2a, where a is a constant.

What is the value of a?

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Who hurt you?
Does the same apply to a single dad?

Fucking based my man.

Single dads arguably have increased value since it's so easy for a man to just completely bail out of responsibility for his children. A man who is a single father either truly loves his children and is picking up the pieces from marrying some heartless roastie or he's just a widower.

>Who hurt you?
It is normal for men to kill children that came from another man that is from their property then replacing them with his own. You want me to date you with your kids, ok just let me find a nice cliff to throw them off first.

-3

>treating your significant other like an aminal
oh you're really going to get cucked ( and thanks for this but truly hope you get NTR'd, the first time I have ever wanted somebody to feel that sting, so congrats) soon boyo

>A man who is a single father either truly loves his children and is picking up the pieces from marrying some heartless roastie or he's just a widower.
Do you not see the irony here? This all applies to single mothers too. A single mom is not less deserving of love than a childless woman. Everyone makes poor choices, it's all about how you correct them in the future. You seem to just hate women.
Enjoy jail then.

stay single

>Forget about traveling the world
>Forget about pursuing your dream
>Or having disposable cash
>No it is all about having kids
>And not even kids come from your own sperm
>Really, dont you just love having selfish amniotic little fucking goblins waddle around ruining your house
>And did i say they are not even your goblins

Miss me with that gay shit

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Mizuho is lacking in downsides besides the presumed complications that come from jumping into such a commitment at 18.

The fuck are you talking about ?
>litterally too braindead to see the difference between 33 who slutted through the dick carousel so hard her kids might not come from the same father/race, and a woman having a happy family with the father of her children as a conservative wife.

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You can still do all that with your new family. And you can still have children with her if she's young enough and willing. Why so anti-natalist?

>This all applies to single mothers too
Not, really. Most women end up single mothers specifically because they selected men with their vaginas and not their brains, and their late-stage attempts to rectify their stupidity by trying to persuade some beta they feel nothing for that they've finally learned to appreciate a supportive, dependable man are dishonest. These are the type of women who could and would cheat on their "nice guy" husbands the second that same Chad started giving them the time of day again. They don't learn from their previous experiences so much as they feign a change of character for their own financial and social benefit.

Everyone does make poor choices, but unlike women, most men are required to deal with the consequences of those choices because they don't have the option of saying "wtf I love nice guys now" and setting down in some unsuspecting beta's life. Again, single fathers are a different kettle of fish because if they were as shitty as the average single mother, they'd have just ditched their kids.

Based black man.

not been a teacher huh? or the leader in any kind of group at school?

All things taken into account, I've changed my mind and decided to fuck #3 and test my luck with #4 to see if she isn't the crazy bitch I suspect her to be. Provided she's willing to suck my dick every day she can marry me, and that would be written under a legal contract (being a lawyer and all) so that she doesn't fuck me over.
After we grow too old to have interest in sex I'll divorce and marry #55 and spend the rest of my time pursuing my hobbies which doesn't include horse riding or Japanese dancing.

>Have kids
>Have money

Pick one

The difference is that men can have other useful purposes. Woman ultimately can't. Which is why they are judged more harshly on making such a stupid decision, since women are a drain on ressources.

>Mizuho is lacking in downsides
>Warning hair
>Problem glasses
>Works in "fashion accessories"
>Grrl gamer and such a nerd you guys XD
>Flaunts that last point to try and get your attention
Enjoy dealing with her bipolar and borderline personality disorders

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She has horrible reddit-tier fashion sense, so she probably just saying it because it's trendy and has no interest in any of what she said.

women who have one night stands or have a drunken fling sometimes have children from that.
that's a mistake that lasts 18 + years unless they have an abortion. Look it takes two to make a kid and both a responsible if you didn't use protection then you deserve to pay the consequences of that.

55 is greedy bait, 49 is otaku bait, 35(?) is sex addict bait, and 29 is MUH MILF bait.

>A single mom is not less deserving of love than a childless woman
Single moms dont have the brain cells to use birth control so yes they dont deserve love.

>women who have one night stands or have a drunken fling sometimes have children from that.
Yeah, and they should deal with those consequences instead of trying to find some "nice guy" to support their stupid decisions. I'm not saying the father in this example would be blameless, but he would have a much easier time just fucking off and never seeing either his children or his baby mama ever again. For that reason, a single father who raises his kids is more exceptional and deserving of love/respect than the average single mother.

what about those husbands die? they are single mothers too user.

>not marrying the wealthy woman, getting the money, and sticking around until her father dies so you can be set for life

And if you're stuck on looks all you have to do is work out with her and help her get in to shape.

Most single moms are dummies who didnt use birth control so dont use the widow excuse roastie.

Not that guy, but I already clarified that widowers are different from pumped-and-dumped single mothers.

>japanese woman in japan is a single mother
>NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
Are you retards burgers or /pol/tards?

>And if you're stuck on looks all you have to do is work out with her and help her get in to shape.
All you really have to do is surreptitiously cheat on her and occasionally throw her a half-assed fuck whenever she starts to think you're not attracted to her.

>cheating on your wife

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I'd marry the youngest one, so Mizuho it is.

Nip single mom are usually the former property of japanese assholes(the kind of men that make up the Yakuza) so they are still scum for even dating that human shit.

It's not cheating if you don't get caught.

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>everyone picking #1 because money
Is this the shallowest thread on Yea Forums?

I don't know why you blame the women on all this. Do you also believe a men thought with his dick if selected the wrong woman and ended up in debt paying alimony? People change, mistakes can be made. And what, you think women don't deal with the consequences of their choices? Men don't get pregnant, women do. What about being ostracized by their family and friends? A single mom can also ditch her kids by the way, and the fact that was your first idea of what a bad single dad does puts single moms in a better light when many raise the children, instead of simply abandoning them. You seem to make a lot of dishonest comparisons here.
Why not both?
Did you not have a mother? Did she not work, take care you, clean the house? How can you be so heartless?
What if she was pregnant when the relationship deteriorated?

Is it any less shallow to pick them for their looks?

>For at least the first two or so years of their life, babies are nothing but bags full of shit and vomit that won't even have a recollection of how you care for them.
Nannies help. I'm not saying to use them 100% of the time, of course. But at least 2-3 days a week, so you can still live your life, never understood parents who took it as their SOLE responsibility and duty to helicopter their kids to death. At first my wife was against it, but I veto'ed her. Now she understands why it's the smartest thing to do, and it's why she's not against having 2 or 3 more (althought I'm not sure about 2 or 3 more, a third one would be nice).
Really it's like having cats or dogs, but on hard difficulty. You care for them, spend time with them, love them, and they will not realise the implications of what you do, not on their level.
But the true joy is to see the little shit grow up. He looks like you, and you can see more and more of a person in his/her eyes.

>yet your wife has resigned to the thought of this being the best thing she can do with her life
It gives her a sense of purpose for now. Sure, in 10-15years or so, this is when she'll be looking up doing other things, but by then, the kids can handle themselves at home without a nanny, or left in the grandparents' care. We already planned some places we want to travel to.
Still have time to shitpost here from time to time.

>Yeah I spent years fucking and sucking Chads who treated me like shit, but I'm finally ready to find someone I can treat like an emotional sponge who will thoughtlessly obey my every whim and give me the kind of security I so clearly deserve
I hope this is satire

Extremely based post on Yea Forums of all places, there's something really wrong with this timeline.

So about that birth control, use it you stupid slut. Dont just assume Takeshi is gonna fuck you with a condom, get on those pills ASAP. Oh right your a woman the idea of you being responsible for shit is absolutely alien to you, its Takeshi's fault you got pregnant not your stupid ass for tellling Takeshi to not fuck you while you are ovulating or just use birth control pills.

All of them are designed to be unappealing in one way or another.

here fathers who don't pay for their kids are basically hounded to cough up support not sure where you live that doesn't force them to deal with it. ( it can be exploited but its better than letting deadbeats not shoulder responsibility for their actions, it does apply to mothers who fuck off too thanks to recent high court rulings)
I've seen a single dad who used his kids like tools to get back on the mother. I've seen shit moms and shit dads
so much self-hate, no wonder you are single.
people are people, regardless of how they had children.
hello korean user
except if a yakuza did it hed be fucking dead, your thinking of those scummy biker gangs. Yakuza still have a sense of honour

>For at least the first two or so years of their life, babies are nothing but bags full of shit and vomit that won't even have a recollection of how you care for them.
Thats just wrong on every single level. The first years of life are incredible important to development according to empirical data and many many psychologists. Are you retarded or something.
Some psychologists will even tell you that 90% of your personality was developed in the first two years of your life.

If you do not socialize your 2 year old for example the change that they will become anti social is incredibly high.

Read what I said again, your rant about irresponsibility isn't relevant. Also IUDs are better than the pill in every way and most long-term couples who don't want to conceive use them.

>millenial dipshit who wants to skip education and start a family early
Sounds like a perfect wife to me.

>so much self-hate, no wonder you are single.
Whatever
>except if a yakuza did it hed be fucking dead,
Oh look the roastie cant understand comparisons.

if your mother has prenatal depression, then has other kids you tend to end up a little fucked

Kiss my ass roastie all you are trying to do is make me agree with you.

The irony of talking about responsibility, but only if it concerns women. Like sex is a one-way street. Typical incel.

Yet you blame the fucking man for pregnancy, stupid roastie.

this isn't an incel board fuck off back to sucking of spree killers. also, I'm a guy.

For me is satsuki

Sure you are roastie.

did you use a condom? if not. yeah you are to blame retard

I'm not him. Calm down /r9k/. Did your mom not make tendies today?

>imagine being this paranoid about women

Just decline sex if you dont want pregnancy dumb roastie.

99% of the time being a single mom means "I'm a dumb slut who makes bad decisions and can't keep her legs shut"
It's like trusting an alcoholic to run a liquor store, there's almost no way it turns out well for you

>I don't know why you blame the women on all this.
I don't. I blame the women for thinking with their vaginas and picking scumbags because they're sexy bad boys and I blame the men for being scumbags.

>Do you also believe a men thought with his dick if selected the wrong woman and ended up in debt paying alimony?
Yes. Any man who marries a gold-digger, a trophy wife or attempts to turn a whore into a housewife deserves to suffer the consequences of his stupidity.

>People change, mistakes can be made
Mistakes can be made, but people don't change -- not fundamentally. A roastie who spent the first 30 years of her life thinking only with her vagina and being shallow isn't going to suddenly stop making bad decisions and having the depth of a petri dish. A Chad who can and does fuck any woman he wants without being loyal to any of them isn't going to transform into a loyal, dependable husband if you love and fawn on him enough. People are creatures of habits, and old habits die hard, if at all.

>Men don't get pregnant, women do.
Yeah, so either use birth control, get an abortion or be more selective with the men you fuck. I don't' go around barebacking hookers because I don't want an STD. That's me making a conscious decision as an adult of sound mind to not do something because I understand the consequences. These women know what they're getting into and they do it anyway. Hence, consequences.

>A single mom can also ditch her kids by the way
Definitely not as easily as a single dad, that's for sure. A single mom who ditches her children would have to be a supreme scumbag of the highest order.

Face it, the only reason you're going to the bat over this is because you're a woman. Single mothers are not entitled to second chances once they chase dick and get saddled with kids. Those same men who were willing to support and love them back when they had social value are not required to act as their life preservers. Those are consequences.

>not treating women like animals
You're never going to get laid.

If you don't like their looks, that's just being dishonest with yourself.
Would you blame any of the 5toubuns for not holding any interest if Fuutarou looked like Daru from S;G?

Nice constant shaming thought process roastie.

so you want none of the responsibility yet all of the other factors? please never ever leave your home okay? or one better go to your mother's bathroom cabinet and glug all the bleach you find.

nice reddit spacing you fag
back to r/braincels with you

>Did you not have a mother? Did she not work, take care you, clean the house? How can you be so heartless?
Yes, and I had a father too. Because my mom was smart enough to make it work with a man that would give her the time of day, was well-adjusted, and would consider having a kid a big deal. I have a mother, who was smart in her choices, took the right decisions, and took care of me and cleaned the house. And I will never thank her enough for that, and did my utmost to make her proud, as well as my dad, by not doing easily preventable stupid mistakes.
I have no obligation to feel anything for people making those nor to take care or any responsibility for said stupid mistakes.

Look, I get that you equate loving and forgiving, and that's okay. But you can love someone and declare that they made a grievious mistake too. To take responsibility for it, however, is a whole other matter altogether. Helping is okay, sacrificing what you built for yourself for no reason of your own, isn't.

I have, it was awful.

Lmao and this stupid slut thinks she is convincing anyone she isnt a woman.

You're entire life is a lie. Life is not like the hollywood movies. You aren't going to go on crazy traveling adventures and become a rugged one man army. You can pursue your dream but lets be realistic here, some dreams will never come true.

The idea that a simple life is a sad one has plagued our society. Everyone wants to be complex and mysterious. Nobody thinks they will ever be content with simple pleasures in life. Its such a pain.

>two kids at 25 years old

How the fuck one let that happens

Thats not reddit spacing you fucking newfag

>Did you not have a mother? Did she not work, take care you, clean the house? How can you be so heartless?
I had a single mother who chose to pick her man with her vagina. As a consequence, I grew up in a broken home with a shitbag father who constantly ducked in and out of my life at his own convenience.

Believe me, women who make those short-sighted decisions deserve to suffer consequences, if only for the damage they do to their own children. Likewise, the scummy fathers deserve no mercy or consideration.

I didn't know widows were dumb sluts who made bad decisions. Guess she should have known her partner was going to die in the near future. TIL

Widows are the exception.

99.9999% of them do not. Hope is a lie we tell ourselves to get out of bed or you can go mad like this guy and blame an entire gender for your issues.

Judging from my cousin who has 4 kids at 23, it happens when you have low self esteem and a controlling boyfriend.

What women with children who married fathers who fucked off? Is it somehow all their fault and not the deadbeat guy?

Maybe you're just low IQ and don't know how to properly train animals using systems of rewards and disciplines. I bet you think treating someone like an animal means abusing them. I hope you wouldn't treat a dog that way.

Why are women so fucking stupid?

>some unironic roastie trying to argue that single mothers who get pumped and dumped by chad are entitled to beta providers
kek

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Stop using women who experienced tragedy when they lost their husband as a shield for whores.

>tfw my paternal grandparents disinherited my dad for cheating on my mom and paid for my upbringing and schooling

It's both of their faults and they both deserve no sympathy. Why is this so hard to get?