Cricket anime when?
Cricket anime when?
Aaron Cruz
Ryder Murphy
That's not how you play cricket, you raw fish-eating rady.
Dylan Russell
Right after the anime about curling
Ethan Thompson
>England all out for 67
>still might actually win with a whole day to go
This test is so ridiculous that it could be an actual anime arc
Thomas Brown
Its unfair. Cicadas already starred in waaayyy too many anime; when will Crickets get their time in the limelight?
Cooper Moore
Only pajeet and bong play that so never.
Ryan Gomez
Sport stacking anime when?
Zachary Cook
How is it any different from baseball?
Brandon Williams
Jacob Jones
And shitposter and boers.
Austin Powell
>when will Crickets get their time in the limelight?
The entire works of Shotaro Ishinomori?
Brayden Collins
Who cares about poor man's baseball?
Joshua Price
Because people from countries that don't have daily mass shootings and animation studio arsons actually play it
Gavin Morgan
who is stupid enough to put a thick layer of marmite on a toasted bread?
Adam White
>Burnt egg, marmite on toast, and black pudding for breakfast
If someone served me that shit, I'd be pissed too
Liam Garcia
Any day now.
Gabriel Phillips
Yeah, and those are people from a country who have to pay for a TV license and get arrested for owning a knife
Jace Morris
The egg looks okay, yolk is still runny.
Cameron Rogers
What the fuck did I just watch?
John Ramirez
>every country in the world is England
Is this the power of the American education system?
Nolan Baker
where's armpit poster?
where's malilla poster?
where's milk poster?
where's JUBEEIIIIII poster?
where's the womans weapons?
wheres the gay shit?
where's the beato abuse?
It exists now only in my memory
Owen Ross
Would watch
Jeremiah Thomas
GuP cricket episode when?
Adam Russell
Bizarre amount of iM@S cricket images out there.
Cameron Nelson
Oh most of them are by the same person.
Christopher Turner
Right after the /hoc/ anime.
Tyler Moore
>every country
>a country
So THIS is the power of british reading comprehension...
Colton Anderson
Joe Root is a coward
Cooper Nelson
Daniel King
>Batter-san! No! Your helmet isn't strong enough!
I believe that I can face his pace head-on!
>The last two batters were both taken trying to hook his slower ball.
>What's he doing?
I know that I must do this. Kurisu Wikketsu-san said this was my fate!
>This time I will BOWL you out! I won't let you get your legs in the way this time!
I know your game, Bowaru Fhastsu-san! You want me to defend against your Wicked Yorker while you bowl a good length!
>That's where you are mistaken, Bat-kun. I have three balls left in this over, and I haven't yet bowled my Bouncer! I hope your helmet fits, because there's NO WAY you can hit this ball cleanly! In fact, I bet that you will end up taking a top edge into your own face grill!!! Muahahahaha!
>Camera tracks the ball being bowled, and it leaves the bowler's fingertips with a smoke trail. Everything goes slow motion, as the ball eventually lands on its seam on a good length. Batter-san sees this and whips his bat down, swishing his shoe's toe and kicking up dust.
>*CRACK*
>the dust settles, and the ball is sitting in the middle of the pitch, having been victim to a perfect Forward Defensive.
>Yes, Bat-kun, you can actually SEE my balls. Now we can have a TRUE DUEL!
Bowaru, YOU'RE ON!
Carter Cook
This isn't a PriPri thread. Make one and they'll show up.
Christian Powell
>Bat-kun saw through my disguised delivery, even though I turned my ankle on the jump to fool him into thinking I was bowling a bouncer. How could he?! Now I only have two balls left of the over, and I haven't yet bowled my bouncer! If I bowl it next ball he will see it coming, but Coach-sama said I should never bowl a bouncer to end my over! What do I do?
I may be the batter, but now Bowaru is on the Back Foot! I know that the next ball will likely be short, because he will want to drive me back but he will know I am anticipating a bouncer. But I don't know whether he'll be looking for swing or seam, so I must keep my attention on him. I am lucky that my Eagle Eyes can spot his delivery as it leaves his hand. I must leave Nothing up to Chance!
>Camera shows the bowler's run-up, before panning over to the umpire. His eyes look unimpressed, before suddenly going wide open for a brief moment.
>*CRACK*
>Camera looks at Bowaru's face, gleeful, then shocked
>*CRACK*
>Camera follows Batter-san from behind. A flash transfers from his eyes down his spine, his arms and eventually his bat. The ball is slowly bouncing upwards at a sharp angle, and the bat is rising to meet it four feet in front of Batter-san's heart.
>*CRACK*
>YES!
I did it! My pull shot was perfectly timed, and now the ball will land between square leg and long leg. My running partner, Phurendo-kun, is telling me a run is on! We might even get two! I need to get a move on before the fielders can return the ball and Run me Out!
>The ball flies over the infield, and the outfielder runs to collect it.
>AGAIN
>The batters touch the crease and start their return as Long Leg whips the ball back to the keeper's end. His fingertips glow, and the ball leaves a slight trail of condensation as it flies in.
>The wicketkeeper catches but it is a yard wide of the stumps. The swing toward the stump comes in, but Batter-san has already slid back into his crease, and the wicket keeper stops short of the bails.