ELFS FEMALES ARE FOR

Befriending and teaching me how to do magic

Learn how English works before posting.

Raping.

>ELFS FEMALES

Anal and naizuri.

Me.

Anal

anal

Fat Elves > Flat Elves

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this

>Learn how English works before posting.

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Slaughter

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Goblins

Via rape

BIG HUMAN COCK

also handholding

Then I must consider this an act of seasoning

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Just not the kind you're thinking of!

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Archery, apparently.

To humans, elves are ideal. From the moment you meet them to the moment you die their looks won't change. Your fair faced big tittied elf will always be one. Your loli elf will always be one. Sure, you'll almost always die before her, but that's the way it is.

This.

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God I want to rail some elf with fat tits.

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Quality anime and manga thread.

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the creation of half elves!

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Indeed, elf tits are always make for quality discussion.

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>fat elves
>pretending to like elves while posting fat cows
>pretending to like likes while not even being able to post anime and manga
Add the off-topic and garbage "discussion" and you get trash threads.

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Elf males can't compete with the BIG HUMAN COCK.

Eva was truly the best.

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You don't like elves. That artists girls look all the same, just with the occasional tiny demon ears or cat ears. Fuck off to

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More like the other way around.

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You are literally worse than /e/fags.
Just because Tolkien did flat elves doesnt mean everyone has to.

Tolkien didn't do flat elves. That came after him. Fat doesn't belong on elves still. It's part of their core aesthetic. If you want tits, then you got basically almost every other fantasy race for that, including humans. Those fat cows are just humans with pointy ears, not even with elf ears.

Marriage.

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Flat elves are flesh anvils, and as you beat metal on a metal anvil, you should beat meat on a flesh anvil.

>just humans with pointy ears
That's essentially how Elves are depicted in 90% of fiction though, what sets them apart is usually their culture and civilization.

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These would be elven females, my ESL friend

Based

Sweet and loving sex after marriage in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation of cource.

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now that's an anime that started off strong but immediately went to shit

nothing can compare to berserk

These actions were the source of the intense rivalry that grew up between dwarves and elves. As the local male elves began to grow more and more furious over how their elven women were being used by fat, hairy dwarven men--their sveldt elven chests hammered by hard dwarf hammers, their wombs broken by lengthy pounding sessions where they were repeatedly fired and quenched, over and over--that it eventually became full-on race war against the fucking dirty hairy midget bastards. For dwarven men it was, of course, a mark of shame because a good dwarf only likes stout lasses what kind of sick fuck would hug a flat tree?

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Fpbp

this

Based and redpilled
Cringe self-insert waifufag

No, they are also often slender, have almond-shaped eyes, narrow, elongated faces, sometimes shorter, sometimes taller than humans. They are however slender in most settings. Read a book, post anime and manga or fuck off to . Your fat disgusting cows are not elves and I don't care about the tag.

Shhh this elf is trying to go to sleep. Lets be quiet, and let her get her sleep.

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Being angry about.

I agree, but it doesn't mean they can't have a bit of flesh on them. They can be slender enough without necessarily being anvils. But all types are good and variety is the spice of life

Yeah the thread is trash.

I never said they need to be flat. My autistic rage aims at these obese abominations and their posters that refuse to read anything about elves except wanking to pictures of useless flesh with optional pointy, tiny ears.

No elf in anime has ever been more attractive than her ever since.

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Too bad even Deedlit has more personality.

>My autistic rage
at least you're aware of it

Kind of hard to have more personality than a main character when you are a side character.

This particular one for brutal goblin gangrape.

what do you do with half-elves? half rape them?

HAVING GIANT FUTA DICKS

Go support Kawakami Misaki because he's finally doing R18 content on FANBOX

>YAY I LOVE BEING PAYPIG

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Something like that. You go for it just the tip and they're all NO DON'T and covering their faces with their hands, but behind the fingers you can see the heartpupils and before you know it they have a leglock on your hips.

>Can't afford $0.90 a month

Jesus christ man go get a job or something.

>Your fat disgusting cows are not elves
Elves aren't real retard.

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>0.90
>9.99
>100
It's only a matter of negotiation to you.
You are whore.

>Elves aren't real retard.
Are you ok, retard?

>ELFS

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oh man, she's so obese, I'm not gay in denial haha

It's clearly an esl. His post said "ELFS FEMALES", suggesting his native language is one that has pluralizations of adjectives.

What do you think about elves and dark elves relationships?

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elf males are little faggot twinks

t. butthurt beta human

me.

One side should be flat and the other side should be stacked, but it doesn't matter which one is which.

The fictional race is real. The fact that we can talk about elves and all have roughly the same idea what that means in specific contextes means that the idea itself exists and that the idea encompasses certain attributes so that we are able to talk about it. This is why we are able to talk about abstract things, this is how the human language works.
Take up a fantasy book, if it ever gives you a physical description of elves it will very likely tell you that they are slender or a similar word. Saying that they are not real is an intellectually void argument.
That houtenigger never drew a single elf in his life. You don't like elves, you just like his art. Fuck off to /e/.

Based

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Elf men have it so bad. All their most beautiful women end up with human men, going all the way back to Tolkien.

autism: the post

Yes, berserk has been shit for 20 years. Nothing can compare to that.

ganishka is the best thing in all of manga, so no

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>tfw no thicc elf mommy
FUCK

Half-elves are incredibly rare in the majority of fantasy settings, often unheard of in japanese settings, and I think there were only three or four confirmed human-elf couples in Tolkiens works. One was a half-elf anyway. Most elves will not go for humans.
Sure, because of overwhelming male MCs do we mostly see this kind of pairing. But for instance in RoLW, despite having two human male female elf couples, there are two half-elves, Leif and Leaf. Both their fathers were elves, the mother humans. That kind of pairing is not impossible. But it would probably piss most of the majority male audience off if all the elf chads steal the human women.

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Fuck off, architect

With male elves.

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Where did the japanese elf design with the really long ears originate? Oldest example I've seen is Lodoss

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>Elves aren't real
Don't remind me.

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Funny thing—the fully grown human elves of modern anime are all based on Tolkien elves who were physiologically incapable of being raped, because they would just die if you (or some passing orc) ever tried it.

For commerce

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part 2 came out? where can I find it?

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Fuck you, I'd a Marcille

Demons and other non-human, often supernatural races in japanese mythology already had pointy ears. Also some other fantasy races. You can see in Lodoss that the dwarf has them as well. They made elf ears extra long to differentiate them.
Please user, we have this every thread.

Japanese Oni already have ponited ears as their feature so elf ears had to become long in order to avoid association

And now that we have it out of the way we can move onto erogenous elf ears.

Why is she so ugly?

You still didn't answer if Lodoss was the first to portray elves this way, or if it was some other series / game.

Y'all should read this.

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Source?

>Fat elf
>blushing orc
Dropped

Unfuny copy, trash, doesn't deserve recognition.

>Unfuny copy, trash, doesn't deserve recognition.

That's actually a pretty good description of yourself.

DAMN, how will user recover?

MARCILLE IS CUTE. C. U. T. E. CUTE.

How can the first post be so wrong?

Looks like a cool game, I can agree with this cute girl.

>ywn go adventuring with an elf

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It's not anime and manga. Like so much of this thread.

That's fine, not everything can be.

It is a well understood fact. Elves have a very slow reproduction cycle that can be measured in multiple human generations. Because of this they have very little sex in a century if at all. And while the act of sex is pleasurable for elves, elf males are very busy with things like writing poetry and expressing their softer side. It is because of this elf females end up seeking companionship from outside their race. While a elf male probably experiences one erection every 50 years, human or orc can have multiple erection in a day. Making them more willing for intercourse, which suits the female elves just fine.
Most of the animosity between elves and other races is sparked by the jealousy elf males feel towards other males for "taking their women"

Goblins.

Nothing of this happened in any fantasy work, please fuck off.

She is too good for this horrible world.

t. shitty human male

Oh hey he made a second one. I had no idea.

>T. Seething Male Elf

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>believe me, i play hundreds of shitty eroge and read tons of isekaishits

S-source?

>T. Mad Elfboi

t. literal subhuman

>T. Seething Elfboi, who can't meme

Game is called Drakengard3

No shit? I think I actually own that.

eff pee bee pee

Reminder

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And here on this Internet forum we see elves, humans and dwaves engaging in a flame war.

What about shitposting side by side with a friend?

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Was never an elf.

The trolls do that if I recall

>small ears
Is she even an elf?

>ywn get smugged at by an elf

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Nope.

Making more elf girls (male) to fuck

Name one good thing elfs did for society that DOES NOT involve pron. I'll wait here.

>my basis for what should be represenative of a female elf is entirely centered on a Englishman trying to create lore for A*glos who have no culture or history since they are Celtioid-Germanic mutts

Considering Goblin Slayer: defeating the first demon king.

Slender elves are not an invention of Tolkien. They are a standard across many different settings from different authors. Fat elves are mostly found in unspecific /e/ art, porn and isekai garbage.
Kuso thread.

Imagine having a busty MELF using you to teach her 50 year old virgin loli daughter how to please a man with daily educational oyakodon sessions. Just imagine that shit.

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Why would I read a derivative of a superior work

Nobody ever mentions this but elves are probably delicious.
Their "fair folk" gimmick extends to literally everything else, so it must also apply to taste.

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Image related?

Eating elves is the healthiest lifestyle you could have

What's the superior work?

Rarely is it that an author is able to convey this much vile overwhelming power and might while eliciting the kind of sympathy and understanding he does as a character. He's a lot like Raoh in this regard, but moreso in that his insatiable lust for power was born out of his natural fear and weakness as a man.

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No, my point was that the original Northern European i.e. Norse/Germanic lore on elves were they were almost like bestial forest spirits rather than anamorphic humans with knife eras. Fey beings in other cultures similar to European elves have been around for a long time and were depicted sometimes as slender, sometimes as curvaceous, etc...

for loving

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Riding.

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As an elven woman you'd have to have the shittiest taste imaginable to go for human guys when your average men look like this at marrying age.

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Dr. Stone

>mods removing anti-elven posts
FUCK MODS! FUCK JANNIES! FUCK ELVES!

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I want an elf female (male) for a wife.

Why is this thread even still here.

Why are you?

Corruption

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>dies like a bitch

It's hard to cease existing

gayest shit I have ever read

Relevant to the thread, although since you point it out elves are probably 0% carbs and extremely high in omega-3.

>all this moderation
I appreciate it, but the thread will continue to be shit for the rest of its time.

I want him as my husband. I'd use thermatology based alteration to turn his adorable trap cock into a 30cm monster and aggravate the elders and traditionalists by forcing him to breed me far beyond socially acceptable boundaries as dictated by evolutionary necessity.
And I want him to hold my hands while he does it.

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elf detected

Marriage to Demon Kings (false).

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Last resort. As in if you don't get any of the actually good girls.

This we agree on. I may spend most my days locked deep within the masturbatorium but I will continue to do so inexorably until my destined time has come and not a second sooner.

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Post more milky elves

That was never an elf.

Literally the worst outcome.

giant Elfs>other elfs

Fuck off Roche.

Close enough.

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>Anime elves
>Tree living retards only a fart away from being conquered by any asshole with enough men.
One of my countrymen is worth ten of theirs.

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Iorveth route was better

>

Just imagine my green thick dick in her

witcher was incredibly realistic. race relations are a mirror image of intelligent species relations, no sunshine and rainbows.

Do not (DO NOT) dick the elf girl.

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Never happened, stop aping /tg/.

What happened to the moderation in this thread?

Is this newfag dissin on /tg/?

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A friendly orc's daily life

Geee....
I ponder whomst is behind these posts?

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>t. Imperial

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Fuck off to wherever your off-topic belongs.

headpats and a loving relationship

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Human girls.

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She and Priestess are truly the best girls in that show.
Them both being flat (for the moment) is irrelevant.

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Listen here guys. If you all fuck all elven girls, there will be a time where the only thing that exists are half elfs, and we wouldn't like disgusting hafus right?

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Good thing that's already not happening in anime and manga.
Let this template off-topic and /e/ shit thread die.

Based and true, wiseanon.
But I guess that's what's magic for. There has to be an antipregnancy spell.

Ok guys. Never stop posting thicc elves, pissing off this autist is prime directive.

>reee no fun allowed

Based and redpilled

Anyone got that once comic of that elf wife who keeps trying to feed the skeleton remains of her husband tucked in bed?

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN DICK?!?!?!?!?!?!

Be Yea Forums at .

Dying fad.

Just have her go out and forcefully steal the semen of some elfboi, then come back for the superior male cock once she's pregnant.

As an added bonus, since their lifespans are longer their gestational period likely is too, so you'll be having hot preggo sex with your elfu for *years* at a time.

>muh human dick
Niggertier logic, doesn't happen in actual fantasy

'Elves are for' is an alegory to the yellowfever issue

It's a shitty template thread.

I haven't read the manga, but
>Does the elf loves Goblin Slayer?

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>While a elf male probably experiences one erection every 50 years
Kek

for me, its this elf

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Trash. Isekai elves are the worst.

That's not how you greentext and nope, she doesn't.

more for me

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They aren't all trash like that one.

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GOD I wish I was Diablo so I can fondle and fuck the elf's tits

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That one is just slightly less trash

UUGHH

THICCER

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flat elfs need to be exterminated

No, but I have read the Witcher books

>not playing the witcher books

Based mods deleting all dwarves and futa posters.

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>Nothing of this happened in any fantasy work
It's actually a major part of the witcher setting and the backstory of Ciri...

the games are better, they have Raita-sama

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human cock

To be fair Tolkien elves are just old european fairy sized elves brought up to human sized proportions.

Aggressive elves.

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>going commando while wearing plate and chain much less the codpiece
I guess the reason he isn't after romance wasn't autism but him having his dick ground off by his armor, just holy fuck the chaffing.

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Feeding

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Cringe and bluepilled

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Almost nothing but trash tags, only good things are shotacon, elf and sundress.

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this but alternatively this e-hentai.org/g/1462468/2d68a2b811/

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Rape

Keeping me prisoner during a human/elf war and keeping as a sex toy in some cabin in the woods.

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What the actual fuck? That's just cuckolding user.

Lewd

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based Riley

Now if only the /e/ shit would disappear. Plus this template thread as well.

Nah, mods as every man with good taste love elves.

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prepering for Cavill kino eh?

stay mad, flatfag

Being milked

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breeding more goblins

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Bazed and ork pilled

Looks like someone wants to get ORKED

Wait a fuck?
WHAT?

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check saucenao it finds it but it's some shitty guro edgefest

Bloweth t out thy rampallian

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You should be glad how much they are willing to babysit this template threads, choke full with off-topic, porn and shitposting.

They do that because they love elves

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Faceless old men

You sure that goth loli is human? Looks like a vampire with those red eyes.

Can I be a faceless oldman who's built like a well built swarth hentai rapist with a foot long cock.
It's only 10ish inches not a foot, but I make up for it with girth and violent poundings.

A vampire would have no interest in lewding an elf.

>Alleyne
nice, needo Deedo thotho

FINDING A STALLION !

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Depends on the vamp. Pic related will lewd anything.

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Based

Imagine being riley and dicking the elf girl so good she spends several millenia at constant work trying to resurrect you to get more cock.

What a chad. I'm straight but I would choke on his massive dick not gonna lie.

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Nice anime and manga. Quality thread.

Enslavement, breeding with humans, genocide.

How come?

Where're the bush?

landing strip >

No bush>bush>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>landing strip

New chapter yet?

by old european fairy you mean germanic fairies

>breeding with humans
That would mean cute half elves. Neat.

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semantics, who gives a fuck

Sometimes a small one is better, but just like breasts large is worst, especially for an elf. pbs.twimg.com/media/EB_OceNU8AEo04p.jpg:orig

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disappoint

Elven genes are indeed good. Elf breeding stock should be kept alive until they have been introduced into a large part of the population.

e-hentai.org/s/07b4ca8b92/1417474-8
e-hentai.org/s/3135e18d47/1417474-7

AS109 got the the right idea with his Mail Order Elf.

How can one man be so wrong. Disgusting.

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Those fairies didn't exist user.

The fay are horrifying evil forest beasts who lure travelers off the trails and devoured them.
The witch who turned the prince from beauty and the beast into a beast?
She was a fay.,
She didn't turn him into a beast because she was an ugly traveler and he was an asshole who treated her poorly because he was a selfish asshole.

He was a well off noble who was propositioned by a beautiful fay woman for the "privilidge" of basically being raped and drained of his life forces so that she could conceive a child.
He kicked her ass out..or tried..before she turned him into a beast and cursed his household for eternity.
That's the norm for those things.

They are horrible monsters.

>He was a well off noble who was propositioned by a beautiful fay woman for the "privilidge" of basically being raped and drained of his life forces so that she could conceive a child.
Sounds like most marriage proposals. Expect with the genders reversed.

>Sounds like most marriage propositions, franky.
Modern marraige proposals yeah.

>Just the other way around.
No...no.
You were right before you tacked this on.

YOU JUST KNOW

Wait, there is still moderation in here? I thought they gave up.

No, I was still right. Death by childbirth used to be incredibly common for women, and husbands could legally rape their wives.

If anything, bad though modern marriage might be, at least it's equally bad for everybody.

He won't do it.

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That also never happened. Fuck off or talk anime and manga.

Still trying to fit in I see. How is that going for you?

His FANBOX might get some extra lewd chapters in the future, given he's drawn some giant dick elf girls.

they are for raping in a sweet and loving Orc gangbang...and you know it

orcs & goblins

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exhentai.org/g/913163/856e181501/
exhentai.org/g/997814/3c71199337/
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basically this

is the site still down or am I just retarded

it's just you

>Womb tattoo
Nice find

Me!

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Diablo did make a third ring in vol10, i don't know why you /u/ fags keep trying to shit this LN up.

All elves are sluts.

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Souce me up senpai

based
neromashin is a god

Literally me

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What were you expecting, the fucking Spanish Inquisition?!

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2 new ones came out in C96 but they haven't been scanned yet

there is a fake elf in this picture

What sane man(or other foul creatures) wouldn't breed with such a specimen?

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The danmachi one?

double rape to make up for their halfness

Loving tenderly

Gays and pedophiles who prefer little girl chests.

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Enslaving but treating them well and loving them

No, I meant the one that was masturbating a few minutes after the match started. Nordics are weird.

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Uncensored version never.

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This

dancing

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Me

They are the same thing.

protecting and cuddles

Dwarves!

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It's all censored. Play the eroge instead.

Lewding

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All shit

marriage

speaking of moderation, what about the NTR spammer? (the one that spams emergence, tsf monogatari, or tachibanas circimstances with a man)

these are bannable as "spam" "off topic" or "trolling", right?

https

How long should elf ears be?

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Long enough to fill my mouth.

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Handholding!
Memorable Adventures!
Pure Vanilla Lovemaking!
Head Pats and Ear Rubs!
Committing Heinous and Treasonous and Illegal Rituals via the Dark Arts!

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>implying people deserve anything
The concept of deserving is a fantasy with no basis in reality. In this world you must take what you can get

>They all deserve happiness, and so do you user.
If that were true no one would shitpost ever.

Because the original only has 5 chapters and Female Executive does not fill the void.

What about the anons that post off-topic /e/ art? What about the off-topic Yea Forumsdiscussion? Off-topic fantasy bullshit that has nothing to do with anime and manga? What about the sauce faggotry and porn links? What a shitfest this thread is.

Based. Shaman is clearly a degenerate that wants to make "sparks" with the anvil.

small tits wide hips is god-tier! GOD TIER!!

Literally just inferior to big tits wide hips.
Picking half a woman doesn't make her better.

Nah, he's right, at least when it comes to elves. It's the superior aesthetic for a race that is supposed to be lithe and slender.

I love angry autists like you.
The best part is that you're spanming just as hard with your "Nice anime and manga thread."

You have to admit that it's strange when they even let something like this stay up

>superior aesthetic for a race that is supposed to be lithe and slender.
They're supposed too have long ears. It's not a rule of writing that elves are supposed to have a specific body figure.

The best example is Orcs who in Japanese drawing are both Oni, Pigmen or western orcs. No one complains about what their body figure is supposed to be.
True but counter spamming won't help. It'll just fuel the fire. Report and ignore.

Because nobody cares about orcs but elves always had that air of elegance in them.

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They shouldn't have pointy ears with the same logic as well. Also dwarves should be tall and dragons should be chairs with feathers.
Being slender is one of their main physical attributes in many settings. They are a + DEX, - CON race. It's mostly japan and porn that didn't get the memo.

>it'll just fuel the fire
Once this was called self-moderation, bit that's dead. You shouldn't let Yea Forums infest your threads.

>Nobody cares about orcs
You should visit /tg/ for Orc autism.
It also speaks a lot about you that large breasts cannot be elegant in your eyes.
>Also dwarves should be tall
Elder scrolls says hi.
>They shouldn't have pointy ears with the same logic as well.
You're actually correct about that.
Nothing in writing forces you to do something, it is a creative effort and someone telling an author "NO THAT'S NOT AN ELF CUZ IT HAS BIG TITS" is flat out wrong. The author gets to decide what an elf is in his setting same as orcs.
There are like 4 kinds of orcs, it's fine if there are 4 kinds of elves.

Guys search for Eltole on nhentai if you like pregnant elves with huge tits getting raped

Japanese elves are not a different kind of elf, they are just an even inferior copy of a copy of a copy. At least many of the western copies of copies get the core ideas and core aesthetics right and then do something interesting with the rest. Japanese for the most parts don't even do anything interesting and new with their elves. The fact that they can't even think if an elf should have a different body than the average human shows how shallow they are in their application of these simple core ideas.
No user, a fat elf is not necessarily not an elf. But it's a very bad elf.

Go fuck off to /h/ if you want to talk about hentai.

So since you clearly hate japanese elves why are you in a thread about japanese elves.
And something as simple as big breasts does not make an elf not elegant, old, arrogant, nature loving and a force of order.
You're hatred of breasts does not make an elf not an elf.

Like you skipped most of my post. Yes, japanese elves are mostly trash from an aesthetic and world-building standpoint. I however still like some individual characters and fantasy in general. Except modern isekai, where the really shitty elves are to be found

This guy draws good futa elves.

Your main complaint is that the world building is bad but that's the case for like all fantasy anime and manga after 2008.
My argument is that a body type does not make or brake a species. It's fine on orcs and it's fine in elves.

>gay or pedophile
you got me

>Salty incel mod mad at the pussy slaying chad
Like pottery...

you've clearly never heard of
>fetus deletus

Which one is it user?

Most japanese orcs do a far better job at being orcs than elves at being elves. The same goes for dwarves. That anime and manga has bad world-building for the most part is not an excuse, especially if they don't get what makes elf work besides boobs with pointy ears.

That's because the idea of what an elf is isn't something you can't deviate from, same as the idea of an orc.
In my opinion Orcs come in 4 main flavours
>Tolkien evil/corrupt orcs
>Warhammer big dumb voilent orcs
>Warcraft noble savage orcs
>Japanese gluttonous, lustfull and greedy swine orcs

And there are MANY more flavors of elf.
The modern anime elf is very often just a simple wood elf or high elf varient. The world building is generally shit but that doesn come from their "elves are just a pair of tits" mentallity, it comes from their "every girl must be a waifu" mentallity. There are more than enough examples of nipp elves that are flat but still have shit world building. The problem isn't elves with tits it's that waifus sell better than actual characters.

>suddenly some deleted posts
404 hopefully soon.

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no

total waste of both elves and drawing talent

Sauce please. Don't know how to search from mobile

This low-quality and off-topic shit will keep going. This thread is a trashfire.

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t. autismo
Based

this

by me

Calling your own post based is pretty autistic.

Based.

Would elve ears become a delicacy, if you were allowed to cut them off? (subhuman garbage that they are)
Would you eat them?

Is this a flaseflag?

Human-nigger kill yourself.

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in kino seeker, elf livers are eaten as "medicine"

based and anti miscegenation pilled

This
Fuck human niggers

Luckily crossbreeding wouldn't work anyway, because elven DNA should be quite different from humans.

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I'm behind this one
But also grooming them into dominant perverts

What if human and elf crossbreeding resulted in offspring that's sterile and naturally submissive like mules?

What if you post about anime and manga and keep your speculative world-building to /tg/?

Stop whining about /tg/ pseudo-mod, nobody cares what you think.

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Ears too big.

Nobody whines about /tg/, just don't pretend to be some grognard by posting some fake story for the nth time.

That's not nice. At most I would be for it if it worked like some of the DnD lore beings like nymphs and dryads, where they fetch a human dude, use him for some time for fertilization then dump him and the children are 100% nymphs/dryads.

But, there is no romance/love/family life in that. Unless they are in homo partnerships normally and only sex those males for the sperm when they want those babies. It still sucks if you really put yourself into their shoes. Better impregnate by magic/divine blessings.

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Based.

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As the gods intended

females acceptable too

Why the fuck does every elf nowadays have floppy ears?

Because it's cute.

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Dwarves should be giants you moron.
Try looking at Norse legends about dwarves and you would see that I am right.

Gimmi that special sauce, senpai. Google and iqdb can’t do crops.

This is correct.

Getting ork'd

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Best elf. Most devoted elf.

Kuso thread, mods a shit

She is /h/-shit and needs to fuck off. Also a fat abomination.

Goblin cocks.

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>liking fat titcow elves
disgusting, elves should be thin.

Too good for this trash thread.

They don't know what elves are, just like japan.

Historically the word "elf" has been used to refer to what we today would call dwarves, gnomes and fairies. Giving them big tits is hardly that big of an issue.

This obviously.

Such is the fate of all fictional creatures. Look at what they did to my boy Nyaruko.

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">"Nothing. They are for nothing.

You are forgetting nordic alfar, which are closer to demigods or gods. But sure, mythological elves don't have much in common with fantasy elves. I'm also purely talking about fantasy elves. Fantasy elves are slender. Mythological elves are all kinds of things that have nothing to do with fantasy elves.

Seriously kill yourself, pornfag. Choke on your crops and garbage fetishes.

That's nice sweetie. Too bad you're not the king of definitions.
The public says elf = long eared thing and that's what you'll get.

This has been discussed in this thread. Read a description of elves from something that is not the japanese' poor attempt at western fantasy. High chance that there will be a word like "slender". It's one of their core aesthetics. A fat elf is simply a bad depiction of an elf.

To be fair to the disgusting fat pride agendaposters, traditional elves are kinda nonspecific Celtic fae-folk, sometimes not distinguishable from demons, dwarves or even Norse gods.

They can definitely be beautiful but sometimes that was down to magic, so behind the magic they can be disgusting goons, sometimes. Hambeasts would qualify, potentially?

Human men

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e-hentai.org/g/1022794/928b27c9d2/
Also looking forward to e-hentai.org/g/1462468/2d68a2b811/ getting translated, hell damn.

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Yeah, let's destroy this race. HFY!

>spoonfeeding porn
This thread deserves nothing but a good deletion. This stopped being anime and manga a long time ago.

>he's still on his autistic moral crusade

JUST

>he isn't reporting saucefags

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>posting cropped porn
>spoonfeeding cropped porn
>e-hentai

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Bad day?

Stop being an autistic faggot dued.

Mira's gracefully procreating elves are the most hnnng, cute and heart-warming elf doujin (and likely manga in general) Japan ever published, so proselytising it like this is GOOD and JUSTICE.

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...

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elf#Appearance_and_behaviour
>In folk-stories, Scandinavian elves often play the role of disease-spirits.

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Delete this thread and it may be a good day.

I could understand hating orc/rape memes and that shit, but
>throwing shitfits about Erufuda
>throwing shitfits about slightly curvier women as elves
>throwing shitfits about even tasteful ero
and then
>posting nazi elf
You are the disgusting shitter without respect or love for the elf folk, not me.

/u/, retard

Remember when this thread was on page ten? Several times? I'm glad someone bumped it so the saucefag gets his porn.

Man, I'm not a janitor or a moderator or anything but I'll try if it helps you feel any better

All that is a completely different topic. That post you are replying to is about cropped porn, saucefaggotry and spoonfeeding.

Dude, seriously. Are you Bitch-kun from Nanoha threads? Because you are dangerously on the path to becoming a pest like that.

I mean the OP is already a template thread, but you will find a lot of other rule-breaking and low-quality posts in this.

>tons of titles with female elves
>almost zero with male elf protagonists aside from that Drakengard manga and one small tomboy romance
Come on.
This is like a hidden goldmine of fun dorky protagonists.

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The thread and all the shit in this is the pest. Don't defend saucefaggotry, low-quality off-topic, Yea Forums memes, off-topic /e/ dumps, cropped porn and spoonfeeding said porn.
This thread is simply shit.

Yah, I recall some untranslated short of elf and a catgirl, that looked cute. It was porn of course so cue the reeeeing

Retard, a crop's soruce can't be found by saucenao or other means.
So fuck of and find some other excuse to screech. Or better yet, shut up, because it's you who are spamming/being offtopic.

It doesn't matter how easy or difficult it is to find some piece of porn. This is not a porn board. Fuck off with yout cropped garbage and spoonfeeding the idiots.

just how new can you be you piece of shit

OK user, I tried but it said i can't delete a post that is this old. Sorry, hope you can become happy despite that.

>I'm such an oldfag for posting off-topic garbage!
>just let me spoonfeed this little newfag here!
Kuso thread.

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You know that I was not talking about deleting your own post, user.

But I only make good and insightfull ontopic posts, user.

*insightful

Great, but I was not talking about your own posts. You will find some off-topic shit in here other faggots have posted. Please help cleaning up this thread!

Meta-posting about not liking a thread is pointless white noise.

Okay man, I will try.

>one saucefag post deleted
>spoonfed pornlinks and even more cropped porn still here
Well, at least it seems like there is some kind of moderation.

Are elves typically bad at holding their alcohol?

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Let the thread die. Nothing good will come out of this.
To answer your question: depends on who writes them. Usually I would say yes because of how little CON they have, but then there is Legolas not getting drunk at all and moon elves from Forgotten Realms who party extremely hard and may even drink dwarves under the table.

Usually either terrible or excellent. They're either immune due to their perfect fair livers, or extreme lightweights because alcohol is a crude man-thing. Rarely in between.

Skinny elves are trash, plump elves are way better

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If you don't like elves, masturbate to something else that is fat.

According to the Player's Handbook elves can meditate instead of sleeping.

Has it ever crossed your mind that elves from different settings aren't all the same? Elves not sleeping is mostly a D&D/Faerun thing.

Cute but they should lose some weight at least temporarily, starting to border on whatever it's bordering on.
Or is that a scheme to make auntie more popular?

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>noo let this thread die it's not about manga or anime
>let me answer your question with /tg/ and Yea Forums shit
epic

Geh, I picked wrong pic.

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Those are clearly orcs.

Orcs look like this.

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There is nothing wrong with some off-topic if it contributes to the discussion. Allthough I didn't make it clear, my "usually" goes for anime and manga elves. I can't remember a japanese elf that could hold his liquor well.

When they are successful at dieting that is.

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...identical?

>your offtopic bad
>my offtopic good
okay

Are Japanese people elves?

Goddamn, I can feel my balls making baby batter to breed these female elves.

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Exactly. Report me if you think my post is such shit.

I want to eat this pig.

Elves are based on indo-germanic myths, so no.

I haven't weaponized my Marcille folder in a long time.

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Wouldn't creating myths based on foreign people you rarely see make sense though?

that actually makes it sound more likely desu

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i just realised that North Korea is literally exactly the same scenario as the breakaway elf nation in Shadowrun

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handholding

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female elfs belong to humans

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look at this shameful falseflagger trying to spam us up to the reply limit

*Tolkien
Sure, japan and other fantasy deviates from it usually because of author either wanting to be more ecchi, or more edgy/"original".
but it can always be tracked back to Tolkien

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teasing humanity

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Waifufaggots will agree with this plan that leads to the destruction of this elven race.

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the question was about IRL asian people though, tolkien didn't invent those (i think???)

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I love Marcille.

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C-C-C-Patdohl!

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her reactions make the manga for me desu

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good

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c'mon mods
i post my thick cock once because everyone wanted to see it and it was totally on-topic and it was universally appreciated, and I get banned in under ten minutes

meanwhile this guy is intentionally spamming a thread to death and you sleep

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yow the edge-kun: the post

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What an absolute chad

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Best erufu.

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I thought the same with this entire thread. This is the conclusion to this thread being moderation-free.

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Time for a new elf thread.

is there something like this but way better, this was an ok concept but it was absolute shit and too short a read

The entire concept is dogshit, but you can watch some wfbm porn for the same experience.

you're dogshit

Please make it about whatever triggered the flooding sperg

thread/

Ask for sauce on some porn, directly in the catalog. That will go well.

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So basically?

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Read the thread, that was not what caused anything. That cow may be disgusting, but she's on-topic.