ITT: Anime Asspulls

fuck off crossboarder

Not an asspull but the author retroactively claiming Mary-chan was a virgin DESPITE her being the mother of Jesus just because of all the hatemail he got from seething purefags was ridiculous.

TOO BAD FOR YOU THAT HE LITERALLY CASTED RESU ON LAZARUS
READ THE MANGA NIGGER

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>o my brain functions transference

>New Testament Arc was boring and the Revelations Movie was nonsensical
pleb filtered

>O MY CGI DAD

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You are missing the point so badly it's not even funny. I wasn't calling it an asspull, moron.

O MY PRAJNAPARAMITA

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Whats this from?

>not anime

shut up boomer, I bet you think the Old Testament was the peak of the series

>I'm son of G*d
>hahaha I was also G*d himself
who heck wrote this shit?

? It's literally from the anime though
>imdb.com/title/tt4523696/

If only there were such a thing called "meta data".
Lurk more, newfag.

>He hasn't read the SoL spinoff manga/anime where Jesus-kun and Buddha hang out in a shitty appartment

Found the speedreader.

Kimetsu no Yaiba

>who heck wrote this shit?
G*d

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That's what Catholics believe.

Don't spoonfeed retards who can't even read the title of the name when it's right there in the file.
They need more time to practice.

Dantes Inferno was Kino

It's an Asspull but that's the point of the show: that the author is God Itself and whatever It wants to do is possible

Kek seethe

>7 quirks

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Did the author hiatus after the revival arc, I don't think we got any more of Jesus's adventures.

Was it an asspull?

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kek

>not anime
He got a movie and an OVA

>Did the author hiatus after the revival arc,
There were plenty of SOL short stories about his life published much later, so no.

Also, haven't you heard of the Book of Mormon?

>Catholics
What? Isn't the idea of the Holy Trinity pretty essential to Christianity as a whole? If you don't believe Jesus Christ is God, the Son, you might as well be jewish.

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it was heavily foreshadowed tho

jesus has the biggest asspul who wrote this bibile!?

>Isn't the idea of the Holy Trinity pretty essential to Christianity as a whole?
Everybody who didn't agree with this notion was killed in the very early middle ages.

>Also, haven't you heard of the Book of Mormon?
>
That fanfiction ain't canon.

He resurrected a bird, man, why wouldn't he res himself?
>cgi
Fucking retard.
>boomer
>seething
Fucking crossboarders.

That Prajva Parameter is cool

I'm no Christian, but I don't see how it's any more fanfiction than the bible itself.
>This is God's will expressed through his believers. It disagrees with Judaism, so we'll start a new religion.
>But this isn't, because it disagrees with my personal belief.

>Animeonly fags can't understand the Holy Trinity

O MY RUBBER NEN
AFTER I DIED, BRING MY HEART AND LUNG CAME BACK TO LIFE

O MY STONE NECK..!

Fuck you, don't start another fucking schism

the worst part was some of this shit didn't even need to be deus ex machina'd
>armor capsule could have been replaced with eren simply finally learning to harden his skin like the other shifters in a time of need; they already showed him practicing it
>reiner could have just, you know, not been "killed"

That's rotoscoped but yes it is an asspull

If the fanbase can't handle new seasons without self.destroying, that's not the fault of the author.

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>third sword
>water armor
>fate changing cat

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Literally non canonical

Asspulls aside is there a more KINO moment in history than the plague of Egypt and the Revelation of the Beast?

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I liked the revelations spin-off

>mormon aka american kike who hates god and thinks he is god
>canon

This is easily the best arc in the series.

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>Liking fanfictions
go back

>O MY FIRE BREATHING

Looks like a pleb was caught in the filter

I want the adventures in Japan arc. When will they be animated?
Worst part is that most anons doesn't even know it.

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>Has no attachment to the original studio or authors
>Made literally over a thousand years after
>Hur dur, it's canon too

It's not a fanfiction, dumbass, it's OVA by one of the original team that made the series

>tfw Fujoshi's made it impossible to enjoy the Cain and Abel tournament arc because the threads were full of incest pics
I fucking hate this place sometimes

Fucking chad parts the sea like it’s nothing.

Old Testament is the only thing canon. New one is fanfiction

>simple ressurection spell
>being this much of a speedreader

If he was going to be respawn again in three days is sit really a sacrifice? They make it out to be this big thing but then it feels a little too low stakes.

The ghostwriter was the same though.

Christianity didnt split from Judaism, Judaism was already in massive flux and schism. From that, two groups managed to continue- the Christians and the Pharisees. Sadducces and Essenes died out. Since Christians all about Christ and not autistic about being genetically from the tribe of Judah, the Pharisees got the Jew name but Christ and his disciples claimed the Pharisees were the larpers and Christians are practicing true Judaism.

Just take a look at the news. People from the upper spectrum of society get different punishments than the rest of society.
3 days is a lot when you're the son of God.

You can't credit someone who isn't crediting themselves. This is why we have copyright laws

>Original team that made the series
Source? since this is the first time hearing about this...

>angry about incest
oh boy, just wait till they introduce Lot

Only the first 5 arcs might've been written by the original author and that's heavily debated. You can be a Samaritan purist if you want. And 2 of those 5 arcs were almost entirely the writer doing world-building about eating and marriage customs.

It was a crucifixion. Romans were really big on dragging out a death to be as painful and dramatic as possible. Even if it's not active torture, it was far from pleasant.
It was written by John the Baptist. It's at the end of the bible for a reason

user.
1) probably all the titan shifters (eccept the Warhammer since its is main ability) never learn the use hardening, but Marley gave to them the serum to learn it too (marley is WAAAAYY more advanced than Paradis, and they HAD also the Warhammer,that i bet is the titan who use to produce the hardening serum ).
2)its basically a titan shifter's powers. Until the spine is completly destroyed (or the spinal fluid ingested by another titan) their are fucking unkillable, since titanshifting is an ancient god-like power who make the user nearly immortal (eccept for the life shortened of 13 years, which is a good balanciament to their immortality)

What about the Talmud alt. Universe?

Stop spoonfeeding the retard, it's so fucking easy to google it.

That actually looks pretty good.

Is this the one with lolis? I'm in in anything with lolis.

It was written way after the original because the previous writer was pretty vague about the whole hell thing, it probably isn't non canon though but Beatrice is a top tier waifu.

hey guys, have you read my fanfic yet?

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>You can't credit someone who isn't crediting themselves.
Sure you can.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thick_as_a_Brick

fuck off, no one wants to buy your doujinshi

>magic
>holy

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God wills it mutherfucker

I think it's more about Shota genital-gore, at least in some parts, from what I hear.

Yes. Your DnD understanding of magic is not how Christians have understood it throughout the ages.

>gods will, ain't gotta explain shit
hack writing

The Muhammad arc was better.

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That's kinda hot.

user you made me kek the hardest this week. Good job.

It was pretty fucking brutal torture

Magic is heretical in abrahamic faiths.

>CGI
You fucking imbecile

see

self insertion fanfic, yikes

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Bible. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theology most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Christ's optomistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Greek Philosophy, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about life.

Is the Koran just a giant Isekai for Mohammad where he gets a literally loli harem?

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This. It feels just like the first series and it's pretty cool to have a character who has to use his smarts to get out of rough patches. The supporting cast is pretty good too as is the world building. Of course people are still arguing whether it's canon or not.

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Dude, it introduces like a billion plotholes. The guy who picked up that section thought Mary was a part of the trinity - how are they going to write themselves out of that fuck up. I side with the fans who choose to ignore that arc entirely.

The real mind-breaker about physical torture is that you know you are mortal. All those pain signals your body is sending up to your brain? You can tell that you're in trouble and that these signals are serious.

But take these same signals out of context, that is to say; give yourself the awareness that there is nothing wrong with you. You'll be fine at the end of it all. And suddenly the whole experience isn't nearly as dramatic as before.
It's like how standing on a battlefield can be a stressful experience, but watching a movie about a battlefield isn't.

Only NT secondaries complain about the harem. Anyone who read the Kings of Israel arcs would know main characters always get harems.

absolutely jewish

except he's barely mentioned in the book itself.
there's no mention of loli harem anywhere.
Most of the book is about the the jewish prophets and messengers, as well as noah, Abraham, adam.
It addresses Jews and christians about them abandoning their faith.
It also serves as a reminder that the hereafter is real.
show me the verse where it mentions trinity, in the bible.

There were popes who practiced magic.
The pursuit of magic is the origin of science. And using divine artifacts to cure diseases was an almost universal activity in Europe. People stole bits of saints' corpses and traded them for a lot of money across Europe.

Why was it only released in LN format though? Will we ever get a manga or anime adaptation?

>found the fucker Muslim

>there's no mention of loli harem anywhere.
DROPPED
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The trinity is the obvious conclusion one reaches in order to reconcile the whole book. Start with John 1 if you don't get it.

If youre not serious, this is a good one
if you are you're a retard

>The trinity is the obvious conclusion one reaches in order to reconcile the whole book.
That's why everybody who didn't get it had to be killed.

Excellent counter-argument.

That was just the author venting about the Catholic part of the sequel fan base that keep making merchandise of the main heroine. Its like that scene in End Of Evangelion.

That is a strange definition, from what I know, magic is used to deceive, or seeking help with the devil.
Science is not included because it's simply gaining knowledge of the world around you.

Based.

Reminder The Bible has a modern day sequel

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Trinity is literally fanfiction. The small Arianist fan pages had it right but the obnoxious Orthodoxyfags got them banned.

>It was the Khawarij all along
Every fucking plot twist in the four khalifas arc

Why do does the Catholic fansite have such an obsession with the main characters mom? They keep making merchandise of here and miss the entire lesson of the first arc.

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>Isn't the idea of the Holy Trinity pretty essential to Christianity as a whole?
That's only cause Studio RomeCath is ran by a bunch of hacks who thought revising the source material with their own fanfiction was a good idea. Even went as far as to claim the shit they made up is the official canon.

>Science is not included because it's simply gaining knowledge of the world around you.
I didn't say science was magic. I said that magic is its origin.

>from what I know, magic is used to deceive, or seeking help with the devil.
I think that's early medieval.
>The historian Michael D. Bailey stated that in medieval Europe, "magic" was a "relatively broad and encompassing category".[47] Christian theologians believed that there were multiple different forms of magic, the majority of which were types of divination.[48] For instance, Isidore of Seville produced a catalogue of things he regarded as magic in which he listed augury, necromancy, astrology, incantations, horoscopes, amulets, geomancy, hydromancy, aeromancy, pyromancy, enchantment and ligatures.[49] Medieval Europe also saw magic come to be associated with the Old Testament figure of Solomon; various grimoires, or books outlining magical practices, were written that claimed to have been written by Solomon, most notably the Key of Solomon.[50]

Cause she is a fan favorite. Even Eastern Orthodoxy fags love her

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Some college guy does great summary vids of that arc:

youtu.be/bar3GOzDNzg

That was only a one time thing to be honest. They are an interesting faction but I wish they hadn't been used to wrap up the Ali's arc so quick. It was so obvious he was supposed to be the new MC but the hack writers kept pushing him into the background?

Nicolas literally knocked Arias the fuck out at Nicea. His pleb fans still whining about it over a millenia after they got banned from the forums.

>She's a virgin and a milf
It should be pretty obvious

>magic is its origin.
*the pursuit of magic

>virgin and milf at the same time
Is this the literal biggest bullshit ever? This is why you don't try to appeal to waifufags.

>Self inserts his own book he couldn't even write or read
Based

Most of the Arius fans are now purists of the third series.Since mods have gotten less strict about banning fan theories a few pseudo Arianists on Protchan have started appearing.

I don't care if people say it wasn't canon. The Apocryphal Spinoff books where shota/teenage Jesus fought demons and fucked bitches was canon to me.

Does anyone have the gif of Peter killing that wizard?

Nah seriously. You say physical torture but then your example isn't an example of physical torture, its an example of mental. Your whole thing is mental, yet you equate it to physical. Stuff doesn't just stop hurting because you think you'll be fine at the end of it. You know you'll survive stubbing your toe but it still hurts like a motherfucker. Let alone having your arms and feet nailed to a board and being hung by them

Magdalene waifufags can fuck off, Virgin Mother best waifu and rosary best prayer

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People complain about the first person perspective in the main Sunnah series but I think it works pretty well to help us understand the characters especially the morally grey ones. If you don't like the first person thing just read the Quran lore book you plebs.

John the Baptist is the ideal childhood friend

Technically Catholics altered central dogma about Christ's divinity. They changed the Creed Of Nicene to proclaim that the Holy Spirit precedes from Christ as well as God the Father. This alters trinitarian theology from the traditional Christian teachings that the Orthodox Chruch teaches. This lead to further the conflict of the east and western churches in Christianity that would lead to a full schism.

>but then your example isn't an example of physical torture,
It's not an example though. I made no example. I made a simile because you are probably familiar with war movies.
>Your whole thing is mental,
Definitely not, and I wouldn't dare touch upon mental torture.
>Stuff doesn't just stop hurting
I didn't say that it would stop hurting.
>You know you'll survive stubbing your toe but it still hurts like a motherfucker.
Yes, and there are functional reasons for that.
First the sharp pain: "WAKE UP THERE IS A PROBLEM!"
Then the duller pain: "Careful with the toe now. Keep it safe from further harm."

Holy Spirit isn't an asspull it was shown to be with him literally since birth speedreader.

David beatin Goliath with a sling is an asspull
the walls of Jerico falling were an asspull

500 people fed with two fish and 5 loaves was probably an asspull the rest were either foreshadowed or explained by HOLY SPIRIT

>ranged weapons are asspulls
NTonlyfags everyone

>edgy self insert smut
fuck off

>David beatin Goliath with a sling is an asspull
No, it's just described as an amazing feat to make David look like a more amazing person than he really is.
Slings are fearsome weapons.

Don't you mean canon? The Book of Mormon is literally the best in the series. Have you even read it?

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I don't get the problem people have with the edge. This eries has always been edgy and they only tried to tone it down in the NT arc for a PG 13 rating. The third series took it back to its roots and Muhammad was a way more interesting protag since he constantly has to outsmart his opponents and doesn't just get miracles willy nilly.

They got it right with Solomon, though
>"If you two can't agree, I'll kill the baby right fucking now"
Absolute kino

He was my favorite character, I can't believe we had to sit through several chapters for all the other Khalifs just to get to him. They're so one note that I completely understand why shiafags think he's the only one that matters.

FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS
I COMMIT MY SPIRIT
FATHER INTO YOUR HANDS
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME

youtube.com/watch?v=J9jaWKfCfiA

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If you actually read it, there is no smut in there.
Just depictions of heaven and hell.

>Dude everyone was an alien all along
Dragon Ball and Naruto tier writing. How the fuck do people put this with the classics?

Bro David's scraw ass had no military training and one shotted Golitah with years of combat and full armor with a fucking rock, don't tell me that's not a fucking asspull

It didn't say God empowered the rock or the sling or anything just that David did it on his own you know that's some bullshit.

Without love it can't be seen

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I'm tired of the united Catholic church, Neo-Schism and CounterPope when?

Please anyone, recommend me some (of all if possible in form of a list) episodes of Saints vs demons and Angels vs demons.
I just like fights don't want to watch the complete serie.

Yeah but that was when he was not dead.

>full armor
Or what goes for full armor in that period.
Do you have any idea how much power a sling stone has?
That shit will easily break through armor that arrows can't pierce.
And training with a sling is something that plenty of kids do (or did).

Read all of Job, it's not really a "fight" so much as the literal Devil himself trying to take a shit on Jesus in a bet using a mortal and getting btfo.

>united Catholic church
STOP IT WITH THE FUCKING SCHISMS

How many Christian sects are there, right now?
I know of 3 big ones, and of the smaller ones I know only the Mormons. What others are there?

The Book of Mormon is pretty much shitty fanfic. Arguably making of a Mary Sue of Joseph Smith as the new prophet too.

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If you like fights read the Islam series after the neo Exodus arc. It's pretty much constant fights after that and they're all satisfying with minimal asspulls.

>Foreshadows resurrection with Lazarus
>Asspull
I think you need to expand your mind.

Really?

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>he thinks the fags on Protchan have a single belief
Oh my sweet summer child.

>Lazarus
Bro he resurrected that loli that died before he did Lazarus.

>Anno Domini MMXIX
>Orthodox

>people knocking the one true Catholic Church

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Mend the schism between Catholics and Orthodox, purge the evil prods and yids. Finally we can move on to the next arc.

fucking hell, even the Boat ark wasn't dragged out this badly

>protestant
>orthodox

Can Hellenic shonebabbies fuck off? This isn't some magic bullshit tier Armour and it's perfectly realistic David could break it.

Did she throw her pommel at the enemy already?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_denominations#Protestant

But the Catholic church is always evil man. Where do you think modern anime gets it from?

>anime x byzantine art style icon
I keep wanting to find more of this. I kinda was thinking of a series in this style, at least for cover art.

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The main problem I have with Catholicism is that you have to go to a Priest and "confess" to be forgiven. That and they put Mary and the Saints above Jesus Christ.

earthquake

Catholic fan here.
>go to a Priest and "confess" to be forgiven
Yes.
>put Mary and the Saints above Jesus Christ
No, don't know where you get that shit but no, they are very important but not above.

People always complain about the harem in the third series but anyone remember this?

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Even the big man himself told Solomon that was a bad idea. Not our fault he didn't listen.

>700 princesses
Hm.
I would think that he would need to use a very loose definition of "princess" to gather 700 of them. A lot of them were probably old and ugly, and he only included them to raise the number further.

>prequel is shit
it's like star wars again

I always got the impression that Mary and the Saints were paths to Christ. They, like the Orthodox, ask for their intercession. While they're not on the level of Christ, their holiness is above the average schlub or even priest.

Yes. There are some admittedly vestigial pagan overtones. Maybe that's just the human condition, but the churches of Christianity have tried to focus on Christ as savior even with all the saints. I enjoy studying saints, even Catholic ones. They could also be analogous to Buddhist Bodhisattvas, at least the enlightenment and intersession part. Comparative religion class is fun. Something something blind men something something elephant.

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>Dude everyone was an alien all along
Its obvious that you haven't read it since it never says that. Why bother criticize the writing of something you literally have not read?
>fanfic
nope, the author confirmed it is cannon. Nothing wrong with the classics untill the (((publishers))) monopolised the authors writings, and made edits and added fanfic filler that wasn't even authored by God at all. Ex: The songs of solomon.
You blind fags are just mad God switched from your favorite publisher for a better one.

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They shouldn't be revered because then it is idolatry. You are correct in it is pagan-like in that regard. I still think that sins shouldn't need to be confessed to a priest to be absolved. Christ died for our sins.

>700 wives and 300 concubines

BASED SOLOMON, only way to be more based if it was a harem of lolis.
Imagine 700 loliwives and 300 lolibines, that is BASED.

>There are some admittedly vestigial pagan overtones.
Outside influences within your culture? Get the fuck out, how would that ever happen?
No Christian rite would ever be based on a tradition that predates Christianity's success in that particular region!

>jesus made asspulls possible
Fucking Based

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Solomon was a demon worshiper, unbased and devilpilled.

>Christ died for our sins.
He died for your original sin. That doesn't give you a carte blanche to sin.

>unbased and devilpilled.
Get some taste faggot.

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>Imagine 700 loliwives and 300 lolibines, that is BASED.
How many of those could you fuck in a day though?
By the time you've reached the last one, she's probably several years older than you intended her to.

The main problem I have with Catholics is that they are delusional and believe in the best of the people. Europe has suffered a lot under Merkel and her voters. And pope kissing nigger feet and inviting them in Vatican hasn't helped a lot.

The only people that don't accept the trinity are those that actually think book of Mormon is canon

>Solomon was a demon worshiper
Shit I didn't know that,guess I'm a speedreader.
Still love lolis though.

Imagine making love with some of your loli wife as the other rubs her body with yours.

Nah user, I still want my 700 loliwives and 300 lolibines, there wasn't internet at that time so there wasn't much to do if you were royalty and lets be honest I don't go out now much less I would going out to fight demons.

>early middle ages
>Book of Mormon

>seething
>purefags
Leave, reddit.

I see it as Christ purpose of meeting humanity. Humans have all these bullshit traditions from old religions. Christianity is trying to hack into that Earthly bullshit to raise them. So there are some traditions and vestigial shit of that in Christian tradition. Christ came down to our level. He became one of us, while still maintaining his Divinity. I find that includes our subconscious and history. Or maybe conversely Christ's Christian traditions echoed backward in time and they were prefigures of Christian tradition. Lamb Of God. The sacrifice of animals predates Christ and he became the ultimate sacrifice. It's so complex and fascinating.

Man. This stuff makes End Of Eva seem simple.

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You know what? Mormons are great people. Most of them are fantastic. Yet I still can't think of their whole theology as a buncha Christian fanwank by some L Ron Hubbard level guy. Also their theology lead to those awful Twilight books.

It's called a retcon. Mormons think the stuff Smith wrote in the 1800s actually date back further and inform earlier writings.

So is a Mormon?

Does Yea Forums like any of the doujinshi about the followers of Christ in the somewhat more contemporary times?

It wasn't properly serialized into a Tankoubon, but I liked the adventures of St. Francis and St. Ignatius.

I know many protestant sects write off saints and statues and icons as false idols. They're far from the first. The iconoclast movement of the 7th century wanted to ban all images of Christ and saints like radical Islam has to Muhammad. The church of the time rejected that and saner heads prevailed. I do too.

Don't know, do they have fights as I requested here If so, then yes.

Trinity got included as doctrine in the 400s, cathars were also not trinitarian.
Mormons are the only ones that exist currently as far as I know

I dunno what Mormons think about the trinity. I know they think God and Jesus live on the planet Colob with their many wives. They just don't publicized that stuff as much. Mormon theology is some crazy fanfic stuff.

Though if they do, Mormons aren't the only ones to deny the trinity. There was Nestorianism and other heresies that attacked the divinity of Christ. It's why the Catholic changed the Nicene Creed to say the Holy Spirit came from Christ as well. The Vatican feared people questioning Christ's divinity, so they upped his power levels by saying this.

>That and they put Mary and the Saints above Jesus Christ.
Wtf did you get that from? Claiming that Catholics worship Mary is already too far-fetched, saying that they put her over Jesus is blatant misleading propaganda. And every Saint would kick your balls for suggesting that they're over Jesus as well.

Look at this stupid theists, cannot unhinge the truth that is pantheism! Such pavement!

700 wives, but not all of them were princesses

>Mary

Mary is not only the Mother of Christ, but the Mother of the church. She was conceived without original sin (the immaculate conception) and at the end of her earthly life “was taken up body and soul into heavenly glory, and exalted by the Lord as Queen over all things” (assumption). She intercedes for the church, “continues to bring us the gifts of eternal salvation,” and is “a mother to us in the order of grace.”

Mary was more than just the faith-filled mother of Jesus: “The Blessed Virgin is invoked in the Church under the titles of Advocate, Helper, Benefactress, and Mediatrix.”

>She intercedes for the church, “continues to bring us the gifts of eternal salvation,” and is “a mother to us in the order of grace.”

thegospelcoalition.org/blogs/kevin-deyoung/protestant-and-catholic-whats-the-difference/

>Christ died for our sins
>that means that I am free to sin

Maybe he'll die for my sins again?

I see that a lot of people didn't understand why reiner survived. Let's me explain:
Titan shifters are able to recover,activate the powers and give the powers(if eaten by another titan) thx the spine(mostly the spinal fluid, later in the anime you will understand why it so important).

So the spine is their true weakpoint and the core of their powers, so even if you separate the brain from the spine or literally blow up the brain,since the spinal fluid take all the information from the brain and shares them entire the body, they can survive sharing their subcontious in the spine and waiting for the regeneration.
This move is actually possible not only for reiner, but literally all the titan shifters ca do that( even if this move is considered a "last hope").
The only ways to kill a titan shifter are 3: blow completly up the entire body,destroy this spine and brain at the same time or weakeded him so much until he can't regenerate anymore and than kill him as a regular human.
This rule is literally the main ability of a shifter outside the titan power,and since this rule didn't got contraddicted, this can't be considered an asspull

Solomon captured demons and made them into servants like they were Pokemon

Yeah, it makes enough sense with preestablished knowledge too, if going titan can make you lose control like Eren in trost or just controlling a titan in general is a thing then the titan body itself is sure to have its own nervous system and brain that a shifter must learn to connect with and control, why wouldn't transferring your consciousness make sense when all this knowledge + PATHS is on the table?, the warriors are all highly experienced shifters so them being so connected to their titans to the point something like consciousness transfer is possible should be seen as depth to a powergap between them and Eren, not an asspull because people lack decent analytical skills of the logic of a story and imagination.

Also

7. Marian dogmas and the worship of Saints

The Roman Catholic Church reveres Mary, the mother of Jesus, as "Queen of Heaven." However, there are few biblical references to support the Catholic Marian dogmas — which include the Immaculate Conception, her perpetual virginity and her Assumption into heaven. This is why they are rejected by Protestants.

The Catholic Church also practices the veneration of saints. Dead models of faith, recognized as "saint" by the church through canonization, can be prayed to for help in maintaining faith in God. There are over 4,000 saints. Their remains are considered holy relics which are venerated.

This veneration is also categorically by the Protestant Church as unbiblical. According to Reformation views, every person may and should pray directly to God.

dw.com/en/the-main-differences-between-catholics-and-protestants/a-37888597

At least in some stories he was rumored to have created pills for eternal youth. I guess that's why he needed them.

Weirdest loli snuff self insert h doujin I'd ever read, worst fucking fanbase too

here
Shit I didn't know this Guess I love Solomon again.
Lel my sides using demons as pokemons, is there anything more humiliating for them?
BASED SOLOMON.

You’re being extremely condescending to the other religions, they are supposed to be all the same, ever hear of the Baha’i?

And yet that's not above Jesus, and it's obviously not giving her the same reverence than God, since her position comes from God
And neither them are said to be above Jesus. I guess that you were just pulling stuff off your ass.

Let me correct myself. They are being prayed to/revered as if its a requirement to go to Heaven. This puts them at the same level as Jesus Christ it would seem. You only need to be connected with Christ to go to Heaven though. Praising Mary as the "Queen of Heaven" and the saints being "prayed to" is Idolatry and Not-Christian like but pagan like.

There was no original sin, the Garden of Eden story and many of the Old Testament books were never meant to be taken literally, they were allegories. That was one of the thing Jesus said actually, don’t take the Old Testament so literally.

OH MY POTIONS

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>This puts them at the same level as Jesus Christ it would seem.
No.

Which spinoff did you guys prefer? The Quran spinoff was fun but I didn't really appreciate the amount of retconning it did, Muhammad was a pretty interesting character though. The Book of Mormon spinoff was alright, some of the logic in it is pretty nonsensical and the jumps the shark a lot of times but it was always entertaining to see where they went next.

>create the world
>allow the serpent to sneak into reality
Is this a bigger cuck than God?

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Mormon here. not him but I think was referring to Gnostic Christians when he said middle ages. Most of said Christians were later killed.
The doctrine of the trinity was established with the Nicene Creed. That was formed well after the death of Christ and his remaining apostles during a period of apostasy so we don't recognize the Nicene Creed as canon. Also the council that wrote and eventually voted on Nicene Creed, was not a unanimous decision. Most modern sects adhere to it like Catholics and protestants.
Actually the "planet colob" is a wide spread misconception. Colob is a star--part of a cluster of stars--that God uses for reckoning time, similar to how we tell time with our sun. Also we do not believe that God and Christ have many wives.
I feel you. For me I see way to many holes in catholic and protestant doctrine, had I not Known about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day saints (Mormons), I probably wouldn't believe at all. But I have known plenty of good people who are Protestants and Catholics.

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>They are being prayed to/revered as if its a requirement to go to Heaven.
No, you pray to them to get help in some specific things and they are seen as examples of lives.
You pray to GOD or Jesus to go to heaven and for hardcore stuff in your life.

>t. fallen angel
Are you still mad fag!

Lmaoing at zoomers, I bet they never even read these true classic mangas. They did sadly get overshadowed by the Abrahamic manga but maybe they'll get an anime adaptation one day, interest has been growing as of late.

>in a perfect world, men like would not exist
>we do not live in a perfect world
absolutely kino

FORGOT PIC FUCK

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ah
cyber gnosticism

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yeah. the thing most translations miss is that adam and eve willingly left the garden.
They were warned that if they ate the fruit they would know death-as in, experience mortal angst. and also told that if they ate the fruit, they would know how to make good and bad things happen, that is, manipulate their eviroment to suit their needs but risk making things worse in the process. in other words, agriculture.
adam and eve (the first generations of humans) had the choice to remain in the kingdom of beasts in blissfull ignorance, living off the fruits of the trees, or they could take matters into their own hands and become the rulers of the world, knowing that if we do, God won't step in and stop us if we cock it all up

>it wasn't explained beforehand to me therefore it's an asspull

>it wasn't explained beforehand to me therefore it's an asspull
Well, yeah, thats how it works.

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That's what asspull means.

We're all heathens to someone else. You keep going with your sparkly prophet fanfic . Whatever keeps us afloat. At least you're not a Unitarian. grandpasimpson.jpg

>mfw I saw that video of that "Nerv Chruch" in India with signs about Jesus and his "Second Impact"

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>reading harem shit

Well Jesus was japanese anyway.

en DOT wikipedia DOT org/wiki/Shing%C5%8D,_Aomori

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>That and they put Mary and the Saints above Jesus Christ.
...are you retarded? Nobody said that.

windmill of friendship spread around the world by the nephilim

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I love Japan and all its crazy cults / religions.

When I visited a friend over there, I sat in on a fascinating class that was about how Buddhism tried to set up missionaries there and how resistant they were to it. I also remember learning about the Christian ones later in Catholic School.

>learns the "asspull"
>an episode later he gets his ass handed to him

>be magic man with god/devil powers
>have harem of 700 wives and 300 concubines
Somewhere in that magical arsenal of his, I'm sure he had a duplication spell. Imagine all the orgies

Who is best angel and why is it Michael? Gabrielfags need not apply.

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Haurvatat

Literally made for loli losers and it has a mary sue protognist. It’s fans are fucking morons as well, worse than DBZ community.

>and it has a mary sue protognist.
Yeah man. Things were better when they were down to Earth like with that Jesus guy.

>loli losers
Found the jelly roasty that fucks at least 50 guys before getting married.

What in the actual fuck were they thinking?

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Golith was killed by Elhanan the Bethlehemite in the original TV series that few people remember. This heroic act was transferred to David in two later OVAs - one where he's an unknown humble shepherd and kills Goliath with a sling, and another where he's an experienced warrior and bodyguard of the king: his slingshot merely knocks Goliath out, he runs up to the giant, and kills him with his sword.

>Expecting something good from J.C.Staff.
You have no one to blame but yourself.

We do not talk about one, that's just the unofficial gacha.

What the fuck is the Pope supposed to do? He's got no temporal power any more so he's forced to act (more) like his religion advises. It's not his fault Christianity's big on hospitality and HUGE on treating everyone like your brother.

That's rotoscoping you fucking idiot

>Worse than the DBZ community
Whoa there let's no go too far

Post one (1) older series other than Hinduism, I dare you. Oh, but I know you can't, because you think Abrahamic religions only began when the anime came out two thousand years ago. Well the manga had been around for at least a millennium before that, newfag.

Proverbs and Sirach are kino

all of those are foreshadowed though, retard

They have been animated, at least the first season.

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It's unironically based as fuck to write self-insert fanfiction about motherfucking God.

He wasn't. He was literally the king of Israel and was only cursed because near the end of his life for abandoning YHWH

Post fanfics
youtube.com/watch?v=41VNaWEa_ZY

The problem was he was taking non Jew Queens which made him evil.

The fight scenes in season 3 are pretty crazy.

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The Khawarij were the most boring cliche villains ever. Literally just "hurr durr only the strong are chosen" and might makes right shit. Only good thing was seeing their shit get pushed in.

Fuck off traveller-fag, the merchant was clearly trying to peacefully make the knight leave without hurting his honor, his lashing out at the end of the series was only caused by the traveller's insistence to get himself killed.

Potion seller did nothing wrong.

dont forget the warhammer titan fight
>about to get killed
>here comes ereh defense squad right on time

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>literally writes himself into a fanfic about how he's so great and all the popular girls like him
deviant art tier

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Old > New testament
New testament is boring as hell and Jesus is a mary sue.
Prove me wrong.

The Islam arc was extremely kino and was already foreshadowed in episode 42 of Isaiah.

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you read Jesus from different universe

> everybody forgot how awesome helenic manga was outside of few niche and hardcore groups that probably just like it ironicaly to trigger christianfags

There is no justice for helenicfags

>CGI
Brainlet
Also, Tanjiro didn't even win the fight. Rui used an even bigger asspull to survive.

Old Testament is just a collection of retarded fairy tales you mong. No longer canon by the time New Testament was released.
My boy Jesus dabs all over you faggots.

That's Marcionite theology user. That retarded fan theory died at the council of Nicea.

Yeah, we are all in agreement this arc was hyper weird at the start

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Revalations was fucking kino
its almost they made a SMT movie

>take these same signals out of context, that is to say; give yourself the awareness that there is nothing wrong with you
Now explain tickle torture.

This. The traveller didn't even specify what kind of potions he wanted, only that they be the strongest. Potion Seller should have sold him his strongest laxative.

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I SAID HEY

That isn't what asspull means, retard.

desu the arc in which pacifist mc gets tortured and killed and comes back as warrior king after resurrection is kinda refreshing. Most characters do the opposite, where they become pacifists after all the fighting.

This is just anecdotal, so you might not accept it.
I am normally ticklish. But I managed on several occasions to turn the panic reaction of being tickled into an erotic feeling, simply by consciously deciding that I was not being attacked.
I conclude that tickling runs on the same ALARM network that pain does, except it signals problems that are about to (potentially) hurt you, rather than shit that's already fucking you up.

It still is.
youtu.be/fL3b_gahO_o

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Supportive evidence of this conclusion:
You cannot tickle yourself.

what's your favourite opening anons?
youtube.com/watch?v=uzBg1M51nNc

The see holes in the traditional bible but not the mormon one.....lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=_9U-f-vtXkQ

>3rd row 2nd from left

rd row 2nd from left
>what?

the jew is scared of geometrical shapes

The Swastika wasn't invented by the Nazis, ignorant kike.

Not an asspull, but it is a good example how retarded Deku is despite supposedly having a higher than average intelligence

New Testament was comfy slice of life, way better than the Old Testament to me which went to aggro for no reason (Really impaling a women in the vagina with a 10 foot spear, like c'mon ). But for its flaws its way better than the third book in the series, the Quran, its like the writers took all the character progression in the first 2 and tossed it out to make the new MC look better

I hate it when speed readers mistake Jesus for being God, i swear thats the real brainlet filter

It is explained beforehand though, but pretty much the whole time his Apostles don't get it whenever he hints at the fact that he has to die

Was bread and fish as much /ck/ material as raw egg and rice?

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O MY SEAL FRIEND

O MY COPY AND PASTED MEMORIES

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KEKHOLD KEKHOLD GET YOUR KEKHOLD HERE

SIR, CAN I INTEREST YOU WITH A FRESH KEKHOLD?

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How was that an asspull?, he wasn't even the first day to raise from the dead on the show

Lol you want to talk about missing books? ok sure. Here's some missing inspired writings that are mentioned in the bible:
book of the Wars of the Lord (Num. 21:14); book of Jasher (Josh. 10:13; 2Sam. 1:18); book of the acts of Solomon (1Kgs. 11:41); book of Samuel the seer (1Chr. 29:29); book of Gad the seer (1Chr. 29:29); book of Nathan the prophet (1Chr. 29:29; 2Chr. 9:29); prophecy of Ahijah (2Chr. 9:29); visions of Iddo the seer (2Chr. 9:29; 12:15; 13:22); book of Shemaiah (2Chr. 12:15); book of Jehu (2Chr. 20:34); sayings of the seers (2Chr. 33:19); an epistle of Paul to the Corinthians, earlier than our present 1Corinthians (1Cor. 5:9); possibly an earlier epistle to the Ephesians (Eph. 3:3); an epistle to the Church at Laodicea (Col. 4:16); and some prophecies of Enoch, known to Jude (Jude 1:14).
And it is save to assume their are plenty missing works not mentioned in the bible.

How the fuck is it considered an asspull when he foreshadows it on every sermon he made?

How the fuck do you misinterpret the post to make a statement on whether or not it is a plot hole when it is quoting people arguing for and against the idea?

Ebionitefags gtfo

>in order to reconcile the whole book
Sure, but when I say the same about *HVH being a tyrannic false god aspect of the Supreme Will, I get called a "gnostic" and a "heretic" and "practicing witchcraft"

ENTER CHADSES

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What do you guys think about the recent Symphogear crossover?

youtube.com/watch?v=rFJ7OmptUGM

Oh God is this the first self-insert fanfic to be written? I can't see harem animes as anything but Quran knockoffs now.

Terrific post.

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Yea Forums is full of plebs that need a good cruxification. I prefer the original over your copycat, shounenfags, mangas series. Jesus, Mohamed and Moise are shitty unoriginal characters, cope faggots.

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Fun how people call this an asspull when it did fuck all and the MC need a captain to come save his ass.

>photo by
there's actual photo of the guy!
atheist will never recover

trying to make a coherent story out of the bible is like trying to make one out of the entire star wars extended universe

He was given the kingdom of humans, birds and spirits by God. He wasn't a demon worshipper.

Satan did nothing wrong.

>satan=moloch=baal=yhwh
original larper

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Judas was a plot device not a character.

He's been holding up that index finger for a long time. Gravity has shortened it.

serves jesus right, he trusted a jew.
when will christians learn?

Hisoka wasn't presented as the son of god, retard, he was presented as a pedo clown.

Not really. Some of the early chapters were pretty weird and in retrospect kind of horrifying.
Take for instance the infamous Curse of Ham at the end of the Flood Arc. So one day, Noah gets drunk off his ass and ends up naked, then his son Ham sees his dick. That's it, that's all that happened.
But apparently, a son accidentally seeing his drunk father's dick is such a horrible sin that God himself must punish him. And by him, I mean Ham's son Canaan, who had nothing to do with this, and only Canaan, not Ham or any of Ham's other sons. Canaan and all of his descendants were henceforth cursed to be slaves of Noah's other son Shem and all of his descendants forever.
And that is why fans of the series said that it was morally OK for white people to enslave black people.

>he doesn't get it
Bible truly is high iq.

>Author foreshadows him being the son of god with miracles, meeting with Abraham, walking on water etc.
>Retards still call it an asspull

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Hol up, wasn't Jewsus a jew? Are you playing tricks with me again?

It's an asspull because it was only shown exactly when it was needed. It's a more acceptable asspull than OH MY RUBBER NEN because he had shown ressurection powers and was believed to be the son of God.

Biblefags are worse than "hunterchads"

Then what was the point? Why sacrificing him if you're just going to resurecting him anyway? That's some editor intereference bs and you know it. They didn't had the balls to really kill Jesus because of the popularity of the character and all the merch his precense in the serie could generate. And don't get started on revelation, that's some acid-trip fanfic with a political agenda.

>it was only shown exactly when it was needed
>he had shown resurrection powers
Which one is it?

Eve did nothing wrong.

>only shown exactly when it was needed.
when else can you fucking ressurect yourself

Oh that's fascinating. And new to me. So:
>we want slaves
>those black people must be descendants of Canaan
>it's okay to enslave them

Impressive reaching to justify slavery.

Resurrecting others is an active cast spell. Self-ressurection is a buff because when you're dead, you can't cast spells.
Same category of powers sure but not the same ability.

He could have mentioned it. Like say, "I'll day but by the God's powers I'll return".

>I'll rebuild the temple in 3 days
woah..

Meant to say "I'll die but by the God's powers I'll return".

That kill all tension doesn't it? Jesus is just too OP. If he'd get radiation sickness to nerf him, it would make for a better character.

>17 Now Jesus was going up to Jerusalem. On the way, he took the Twelve aside and said to them, 18 "We are going up to Jerusalem, and the Son of Man will be delivered over to the chief priests and the teachers of the law. They will condemn him to death 19 and will hand him over to the Gentiles to be mocked and flogged and crucified. On the third day he will be raised to life!"
From the LN.

Remember that time he ordered all of the males and older women in a town slaughtered and all of the young women to be enslaved?

Fucking lolicon bait, what were the authors thinking?

You retard

"KOF KOF"

>Write fanfiction
>It just takes a shit all over other fans
>They love it so much it becomes canon in their eyes
Was it Kino?

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>And that is why fans of the series said that it was morally OK for white people to enslave black people.
Other fans claimed that the Mark of Cain was the justification instead.

Could you imagine trying to turn that ruling into a general law?
1) Whosoever bears witness to a drunkard's dick, must offer one of his sons and that son's future progeny to one of the drunkard's sons in servitude.
2) The tip doesn't count.
3) If the dick being born witness to belongs to a sober man, he is to be slapped across the face and told: "Dude, what the fuck!?"
4) The level of inebriation is to be determined by the coloration of the exhibitionist's nose. If it is of an equal or darker hue than the dick being presented, the man is considered legally drunk.
5) If the presenter and/or the witness of the dick happens to be female, the incident is to be concluded with the witness stating "Arigatou Gozaimasu" while clapping their hands together.#
6) The genders of the participants and the proper conclusion of the act do not preclude any slapping or bond of servitude as defined above.

Which doesn't even make sense, since the mark was just a sign on Cain's body that was there to inform people that if they kill Cain, they'll face God's wrath.
Why Cain would need such a mark when the only people alive on Earth at the time were his own parents is never explained.

>illegal scanlation starts being distributed among uneducated peasants in Europe
>fanbase wars destroy most of the German lands, and do great damage to the rest of Europe
>in Munster, people set up a Christian-Communist polygamous dictatorship until the city is finally liberated
The bible is not for the feeble of mind.

A cryptic statement that could be about anything is not enough to deem it not an asspull. This however is. I was incorrect and retract my criticism.

No, there was actually extensive debate about this stupid plot hole right up until Constantine got sick of the childish shit that the top monks of each interpretation were pulling and forced a tiebreaker.

Because cain is closer to the original humans so he will live longer, hundreds of years, maybe he's even still alive.
It was given with that foreknowledge in mind.

>when you're dead, you can't cast spells.
Look at this scrub.

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Are you joking? The Quran has the most morally grey characters in the whole thing.

OT God is the same as NT God. 1st, they say they're the same. 2nd, OT God harsh but still good- and Jesus crazy harsh too: pluck your eye out, looking back from the plow unfit for the kingdom, eternal fire where the worm dyieth not, etc.

The modern idea that Jesus is all snuggles and light forgets he whipped the snot out of temple money changers. Christ was kick ass.

You should be able to tell from this thread that most of the people commenting on the quran have never read the damn thing.

Why can't you summan him for the holy grail war? He should come to own his damned grail for fucks sake

God said loli marriage was cool in the first series. Why do people get surprised by this? Fucking speed readers.

Underrated as fuck

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>MC died a 30 something year old virgin

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There is no 3rd book, the quran was made by the ones faking as jews, the canaanites.

But any grail that Jesus uses would be the holy grail. Why even fight. Just ask him to drink from 7 different cups and give every master one.

Should the owner and creator of the prize join his own contest?

>The modern idea
Wrong direction, my materially misguided friend.

>sacrifice your child
No, OT ''god'' aka yhwh is satan, he is not god.
Notice that the first 5 or 6 books are the talmud, they messed with it to make god seem like a tyrant.

>he doesn't know they were wiped out in the Conquest of Canaan arc
Read the fucking light novel pleb.

Can people stop this retarded fan theory? The OT is canon as said by literally Jesus himself. NTonly fags are a curse on this fanbase.

Wanting to read this but it got too many translations. Is Jew press good?

Jewfags are too based to recognize that dumb shits as canon.

Muhammad vs Jesus. Who wins?

Muhammad easily. Dude can split moon in half.

What are they competing in?
Getting laid?
Carpentry?
Poetry?

no one can recognize Muhammad since no pictures, so he has an advantage in a sneak attack

Fighting

Well, Jesus has that pesky policy of turning the other cheek.
So unless he has actual reason to use his cheat powers, he's going to lose.
But why would he use his cheat powers against a nice guy like Muhammad?

Jesus gets his ass beat, but can't truly be beaten becuase he just respawns

Yea Forums is biased towards mohammad since he was a pedophile, probably not a good place to get a nuanced response

Jesus by straight up outliving him

He still died though, he only came back after using his talk no jutsu on his papa.

Isn't Jesus god?

He's God in a man-suit.

>Jesus has that pesky policy of turning the other cheek.
That was mean as "don't start conflicts over your worthless pride" not "let them beat you without resistance" mate.

>the spin off no one wanted
They were clearly just milking the franchise at that point. I mean 3 reboots? Come on man, you can't be serious.

Just like the fanbase.

>retroactively claiming Mary-chan was a virgin
>literally prophesied by Isaiah long before he was born
Pick one

Shut up Jesus and fork over your lunch money.

Muhammad was literally beating his towns pro wrestlers in his fifties to convert them to Islam.
Pic related.

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>I testify that you are a magician
Classic shitposting. Calling the guy who kicked your ass a virgin.

Why are you fags still watching monotheist anime?

Just read Škand Gumānīg Wizār and it told me how the Avesta btfos all abrahamic trilogy in animation, artstyle, plot, music and characters

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I dreamed I met a Galilean;
A most amazing man.
He had that look you very rarely find:
The haunting, hunted kind.
I asked him to say what had happened,
How it all began.
I asked again, he never said a word.
As if he hadn't heard.
And next, the room was full of wild and angry men.

They seemed to hate this man.
They fell on him, and then
Disappeared again.

Then I saw thousands of millions
Crying for this man.

And then I heard them mentioning my name,
And leaving me the blame.

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Isn't that what happens in every single shounen? Dragonball does it consistently.
New power -> Stomp big bad -> New big bad stomps main character -> Have to learn new power

>Mardanfarrox
Fuck off with your e celebs

>when your life is so shitty that Carl Jung writes a fanfic interpretation of God as Jesus to redeem himself for how he treated you

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How is it an asspull when even he knew what will happen, he mentioned so many times before

I don't know exactly what was the deal with magic. Saul was punished for using magic to talk with Samuel's spirit in the afterlife, but it was never said that he called the devil for help.

This site is full of speedreaders or people who parrot opinions from reviewers

because He only revived himself after He died

that was unironically foreshadowed though between him always cracking his neck and showing the girl having stone bits leftover on her

It's not if an asspull if he straight up told you it was gonna happen. If anything, it's a spoiler rather than an asspull.

>Your stand can freeze time?
>Well how convenient, mine can too.
>Even though there have never been 2 identical stands up to this point it looks like ours have exactly the same powers.
>Woah you can fly around?
>Oh look at that I can fly around too. That was so easy I won't even bother mentioning it.

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Fuck, i hate self-inserts. Always are fucking Mary Sues.

>Mary Magdalene was just a friend bro
Yeah, nah. Jesus was the MC and she was in the entourage, so of course Jesus gets the girl

Dude, remember when Jesus beat the shit out of the temple merchants? Shit was so cash

The Gospel is basically an isekai
>I Reincarnated As A Carpenter In Nazareth

Even the OT was an isekai during the flood arc
>We made half god babies with the women in another world.

it's rotoscope you pleb

liking loli fan-fic

>few chapters in he already had an army of followers and his skill listing would've taken half a page.

>Weirdest loli snuff self insert h doujin I'd ever read
wat

Jesus Christ needs to participate in the shonen anime stories and universes, believe me it would be great.

Where's the new chapter? It feels like thousands of years since the last one! Even Berserk got an update!

Man every one ignores the one that shaken the world numerous times.

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Is there a bigger cuck than Joseph? Never got to fuck Mary, had to raise the son of "god"...

theists eternally btfo'd, how will they ever recover?!

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>Never got to fuck Mary,
Jesus canonically has siblings. And those siblings are not part of the trinity.
Joseph did get his dick wet. Just not before Jesus was born.

>yfw Muhammad was original BOSS OF THE GYM

user and deku both retards

> O MY BROTHER NOTICE ME
> after he jobbs, now, I FEEL, NOW, I CAN CONTROL MY POWER NOW!!!!!!
And her volume FLOPS HARD, thank god

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>Just not after Jesus was born

Fixed that you Mary hating heretic! Any possible siblings Jesus would have had would be from Joesph prior wife or cousins.

>alien invasion
>isekai
lurk more

O MY MOTHER’S GHOST!
O MY DEMON SISTER!
O MY DEMON BLOOD MAGIC!

Nah I would get super strength and break pillars too if my gf left me.

O MY BLESSED STONE

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Think very carefully. Would you enjoy getting hit by a stone that size if somebody simply threw it at you?
And now imagine if that stone flies several times as fast as from a throw because a sling is very effective at speeding sling stones up.

Low iq, a sling has more force than a low end gun.
Staff sling which david used is even more powerful.
That's why STR builds are pure fantasy, INT/WIS all the way.

That made me drop the manga. So much hype for Goliath and he gets killed in one page. It was like an unfunny self-parody.

How the fuck did you manage to "speed-watch"?

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>atheist

>christian
>>>/lions/

And it just conveniently hit the one spot it would kill Goliath? Stop defending this retarded asspull

>fedora
>>>/hell/

Give me one frame of his neck with that piece before he was "killed"
Its an asspull

So everything needs to be shown to you otherwise you don't understand?

Its a fucking asspull you underage shonenshitter.

>Goblin Slayer gets famous
>now everybody's masturbating over muh slings

This part made me jump off my roof in a fit of rage. Don’t worry I transferred the nerves in my legs to my ass so I didn’t feel a thing.

>holy spirit
>asspull
The Holy Spirit was there from the start, it even precedes the entry of Jezus himself speedreader

And soon he’s going to be this retarded with 6 more quirks. Just imagine.

Stay mad

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>>I Reincarnated As A Carpenter In Nazareth

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Wrong.
I *Incarnated* As A Carpenter In Nazareth

>S-stay mad

How do we translate this into a “O MY”? Would it be O MY STAR PLATINUM!

amazing post user

>ywn be isekai'd as a new angel of the lord
>you descend and lead the nations to victory over the revived giants that have armor and guns
>you use your holy powers to make a bridge onto the alien aka demon spaceship so that the brigades of holy men can reach it
>the new leviathan born from nuclear and chemical wastes thrown into the ocean arises and you say to build a boat the likes never seen before
>sailors of Christ descent on it and begin the hunt to save the oceans from all the filth and blood in it
>the beast nation of 10 heads is the alliance of EU, Us, Russia
>a new nation in the middle east is born and you give them power and knowledge to fight the demon and godless human hordes
>final battle is destroying the demonic hypergate under Antarctica

O MY SAME TYPE OF STAND

The Chalcedonian understanding of how the divine and human relate in Jesus Christ is that the humanity and divinity are exemplified as two natures and that the one hypostasis of the Logos perfectly subsists in these two natures

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This is officially against Christian faith.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something_old
And it's a well known tradition in Christian society.

>This is officially against Christian faith.
This is literally straight out of the catholic catechism.

This, Ufotable's "Fate money" is carrying that anime.

>O MY WINGED HUSSARS
A pretty huge asspull, but still satisfying.

Even though "[w]earing charms is [also] reprehensible"? Note the post I was replying to.

>I can't move!
>Jk, now I can't move, so exausted!
>Nah, I'm fine, let me carry my sister and start running, forget that I've been fighting all night long!

vatican.va/archive/ccc_css/archive/catechism/p3s2c1a1.htm

Can't find "something old".

I agree that fedora wearers should go straigth to hell if it existed, which it doesn't, since its stuff straight out of a manga, but I don't get the relevance of your reply.

Why would the catechism have something about an english marriage custom.
I don't know why you'd assume it would as magic charms anyway

and just look at his other hand... jesus

>Why would the catechism have something about an english marriage custom.
I think you had a hilarious misunderstanding about what was saying.

he died though.

no

Fucking speedreaders

>O MY NAZARITE VOW

>Given divine intellect by God himself
>Gathers as many wives and concubines as he can
>Is credited as the author of Ecclesiastes which proclaims that all is vanity except for enjoying good food, drink, and being merry
Name a more based biblical character

Atheists, pantheist, diesm, pandeism and panentheism win again! Theism is old and busted!

>t. a scribe that believes Satan can divide Satan

In kimetsu he learns the power and just loses, he doesn't even win a battle with it before.

>vikings became christian of their own accord once they realized their ways were empty and pointless
UMPH

>he didn't read the cathar translation
fake fans, the lot of you

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>Jew saga follows rag tag band of misfits struggling to survive, basically no one wants to convert
>Christ saga follows rag tag band of misfits who somehow gather fuck tons of support even from people who never saw Jesus do anything, everyone just drops their old ways and does chrisianity
>same with islam saga
Fucking power creep ruined this series

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>everyone just drops their old ways and does chrisianity
i don't think it went like this

In the grand scheme of things, yes it fucking was. Sure, the Romans tried to stop it, but they didn't do a very good job considering how deeply it became entrenched.

Because Judaism was corrupt that's the reason Jesus came in the first place.
The ones claiming to be good were corrupt and could do nothing without sacrificing to satan/moloch.
Roman rulers were dying from aids from fucking boys, they brought destruction upon themselves.

there's also some foreshadowing with Jesus resurrecting Lazarus

O MY STAND ARROW

Unless Satan is 0, I don't see why Satan/Satan is not an option?

Heh? satan doesn't care, he just wants degeneracy and sacrifices to flow, his name matters not.

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>why is a doomsday cult suddenly popular in a empire that is clearly falling apart?

That's not an asspull. Deku is just retarded. Very consistent with his character.

O MY TIME CONTROL

He's correct. Kill yourself.

Tanjiro got defeated by the same demon he used the asspul against, not a new villain

This thread is so disrespectful.

Satan only loves god, doesn't he?
He asked god of he couod have a job to mislead men from god

>straigth to hell if it existed, which it doesn't

It’s really more of a metaphor, in Buddhism karma determines what you are reincarnated as, so a KKK person would be reincarnated as a black man to teach them empathy.

>If your camel spits on me, then I will spit on you in return. This is fair in the eyes of God.
What did Jesus mean by this?

It’s official, the internet doesn’t understand what these words actually mean.

The only offensive thing itt is thinking sacred texts as battle shounens when they are seinen

So like the Homunculus from FMA:B then (specifically Lust, Wrath, Envy, Pride and The Dwarf in the Flask, Lust and Wrath’s weren’t that satisfying though).

*Also Kimblee.

I read somewhere else that the Forbidden Fruit was more of an allegory for premature sex.

This is just another offensive fedora tipping Atheist board.

You mean soft seinen.

Wait someone actually made a Jesus Anime?

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It's ha-satan and he's Lucifer the fallen angel aka the great red dragon.
Now you know where the red dragon rivaling gods come from in anime, though they separated the red dragon and lucifer even though they are the same.

This is very clearly religious anons trying to have a stealth theology thread.

No, it's a stealth christianity thread with enough layers of irony to keep everyone from being offended whilst they talk about elements from holy texts that they enjoy or wish to converse. The fact that the thread has moved forward with conversation rather than debate over semantics is wonderful. Any other way to discuss this topic would be dragged through the mud as /pol/ would be brought up and distract the entire conversation, and everyone would be upset

that if your camel spits on Him, He'll spit on you

Bit rude

he means you are responsible for all that which you own and that the consequences of not disciplining those under you will fire back onto you.
It's the same as suing a corporation for the wrong-doings of some shitty employee.

I wanna take you for a ride

This is such a beautiful thread.

should've taught your calem some manners

This is unironically the most civil, well natured and fun conversation about religion I've seen in Yea Forums in a long ass time.

I liked the Judas Redemption Arc

on /fit/ these pop up from time to time but they get pretty nasty as Catholics/Orthodox battle it out with protestants over dogma

There was real character to him. Everyone who says he's the weakest character don't really understand all of a nuances that went into fleshing him out over the four seasons

>He hasn't read the Abraham's god manga

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