Hey user! i got this for you... i love you user!

hey user! i got this for you... i love you user!

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Go ahead. Make my day.

I dont like where this is going

Back off, bitch, user is mine.

f-for me?

Sorry, I already got a wife

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one more thing darling...

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w-what

What's that, my sweet?

PRANKED

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How strong are those arms?

So, wanna fuck or what

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Fuck off with this gay shit.

NONONO WHY

Y-you too.

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Stop reacting retards.
Let this shit die.

I'm going to be alone forever, then...

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We can be alone together, user.

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YOU BITCH

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Aaaaaaaaahhhh
How could you do this!???

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Do i know you?

YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Now I'm going to have to get the belt.

:)


:(

HEY WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

yamero

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Wanna see a magic trick?

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The only magic trick I see happening is my dick disappearing into your mouth you fucking slut bitch.

But why?

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don't you dare trick me again

Fine then I won't show you.

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WAIT COME BACK

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D-do you want to see it?

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Yes. I believe in second chances. Go ahead, I trust you!

Alright here I go.....

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>I believe in second chances.
SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU DONT BELIEVE HER LIES!

TA-DA!!!

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wow, you're amazing! i'm glad i gave you a second chance

OH FUCK THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN OH GOD SOMEONE HELP PLEASE CALL AN AMBULANCE AHHH THIS HURTS PLEASE SOMEONE

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OH JESUS CHRIST NO

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CLENCH YOUR TEETH PRANKSTER!
ONE FREE LESSON IN GENDER EQUALITY INCOMING!

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Ehh...your dog looks a little weird. What breed is that?

do you need... a hand? hehehehehehehehe

Ow, you jerk!

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Serve you right.

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PUT IT BACK !

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I'm not buying it you bitch

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This is not a comfy thread

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like all thing in my life, you only come to make me suffer.

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In the meantime, I'll be making some pasta for you

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DON'T YOU DARE

thanks; i appreciate the gesture; even if you suck at it

Oi mate you think this is a fuckin game?

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*scribble* *scribble* *scribble* *scribble* *scribble*

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WHAT ARE YOU WRITING

Eh? What're you writing?

*SCRIBBLE* *SCRIBBLE* *SCRIBBLE* *SCRIBBLE*

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Let me have a look...

show me, I wanna see

*hesitation*

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Well, what is it?

don’t be shy you can show me

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you gonna show me or not?

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Wow, really?!

no
no you don't
DONT YOU DARE LIE TO MY FACE

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Glue it back together or else

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Honto ni??

I need more proof.

Something's not right

y-you too

IMPOSSIBLE

how much onions do you faggots chug per day?

Why you little cunt...

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>no fun allowed
howbout you sit on a dick and spin on it

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M-me?

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TRICKED YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Please stop.

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Why you bulli me?

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NO PLEASE I NEEDED THAT AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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you are mean i hate you

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Do you enjoy hurting me like this?

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Life is only pain.....PAIN AND SORROW

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S-stop...

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what would sex with her be like

she always stops and walks off before you cum

This is why you have to break her legs first.

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Guess it's time to go our separate ways...

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You have fooled me once
You have fooled me twice
You have now made me za fool and I do not appreciate you

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how could you! i loved you!

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I take solace in the knowledge that one day you will have something you genuinely want to show or tell someone and they won't listen because all you ever do is lie.

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Not falling again for that

This thread is so autistic.

WAAAAH, I MESSED UP AGAIN!

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>i love you user!
I read that before I saw the image load. I just wanted a nice thread of people pretending to love me

I bet that's ketchup you fraudulent anime thot

Thanks to that thread I can never think of coke and mentos any other way again

I'm laughing so hard right now...

This actually seems like a decent way. If you fuck up the gunshot you at least still get strangled to death to finish the job.

YUGAMI NEE NA

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That's it. Hope my next life will be better.

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I've always wanted to say it, but I never had the ability. Thank you, darling.

FUCK DEATH TO ALL ANIME WOMEN

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fuck you; i don't even feel bad. stop playing with my heart

I'm used to it already. You can't hurt me.

I miss blue ribbon threads

That's It, I'm tired of your fucking shit. I have begun building up speed.

See you in 12 hours.

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;_;

I HURT MYSELF TODAY!

Now come watch Saimin Seishidou with me.

holy shit

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Remember to snap it into two if the pot is too small!

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Jokes on you, that barely hurt because I know that's how it always plays out!

ahahahaha

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These threads give me aniexty

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