Shimeji Simulation

The tkmiz diet:
>Mushroom and egg omelette for breakfast
>Stew for lunch
>Fish and baked potato for dinner, drink with your beer of choice
>Chocolate bar for dessert

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Have you tried just learning Japanese?

but it's haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard user

Not yet, but it does regularly pop up on my list of shit to do when I find myself dealing with shitty subs. Maybe when I finish the main few multi month long projects I'm currently working on and am already having trouble working around each other.

It's worth it, if you care about getting the most out of your girly oriental cartoons.

very cute egg

rub my dick in her yolk

yuu and chiichan floating off to heaven

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>those steps from the monolith to the edge
Don't do this to me user.

any news on the mega that curates tkmz twitter image posts? my archive flash drive died.

Also he tkmz deleted 11 images (i bookmarked on my office account) off tkmz's twitter.

does tkmiz really delete that much stuff? wow.
I guess I should start checking twitter daily

>All those rares lost to the void because only a handful of people managed to save them
I love tkmiz but stuff like that is incredibly annoying.

Checking daily will only get you some of them, an user mentioned here that sometimes they're only up for minutes or hours.

>stuff like that is incredibly annoying
Deleted now or deleted later, all those images will be lost to the void one way or another. The only way to truly save them is to burn them into your memory and pray to whatever god you believe in that there will be afterlife.

I don't care if they're lost to the void after entropy wipes out the universe or the earth gets swallowed by the sun or we all die in nuclear hellfire next Tuesday because I'll be dead anyway, at the very least I want to be able to save them and enjoy them until I die.

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Where's the list?

Yep. When i started ripping his twitter (using ripme), after the anime episode 2, at the time, i got 600 images,i ripped it again by episode 8, because i like the sketching style, i only got around 400. Im dns cleared and make sure it didn't skip files. Tkmz actually deletes his twitter media posts for no reason at all.

Even now i use both jdownloader and ripme just to check tkmz twitter just so one of the programs manage to unearth the delete files, it's consistent that he deletes posts.

Why do you ask?

>Tkmz actually deletes his twitter media posts for no reason
It's not for no reason. It's depression and self-loathing.

I'm worried if Yuurianon is okay

Yuuanon is the best part of these threads

Well, I'm right here.
1.She probably smells good
2.She is brave and selfless
3.Her attitude keeps spirits up
4.Her body is wonderfully proportioned
5.She has pretty eyes
6.Scientifically proven high adaptability
7.She gives off a sense of warmth and softness
8.She is beautiful.
9.Hair tastes good.
10.Great sense of rhythm.
11.She would keep you warm and share food with you.
12.She is good at pressing buttons.
13.She would be a good mother.
14.Right amount of crazy.
15.Knows how to operate all weapons.
16. Fat teats.
17.She is protective of those she loves.
18.She has no inhibitions.
19.She could make a great meal.
20.She is probably god.
21.She is the coolest person in the world.
22.She inspires creativity.
23.She is very strong.
24.She is difficult to digest.
25.She makes her friend happy.
26.She knows how not to embarrass her friend in heartfelt moments.
27.She always knows the way.
28.Not afraid to experiment with the unknown.
29.Well balanced.
30.Does not get hangovers.
31.Defends the weak.
32.Athletic, could have competed on an international level if the world hadn't ended.
33. Always helpful, regardless of circumstances.
34.Not ashamed by nudity, finds it to be liberating and beautiful.
35.Greatest philosopher of her time.
36.Can harness the power of the moon.
37.Stretchy and cute face.
38.Fears no man or beast, can defeat foes despite obvious physical advantages.
39.High intelligence.
40.Can discern between the inedible and edible.
41.Her body is warm and would be nice to cuddle with.
42.She is a survivor of impossible circumstances.
43.World's greatest riflewoman.
44.Quick reflexes.
45.Great at holding hands.
46.Greatest artist of her time.
47.Not too picky about things.
48.Great with pets.
49.Talented singer.
50.Can hold her liquor.

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I haven't made any posts since there hasn't been any threads that were appropriate for the list.
51.Possible descendant of Finland.
52.God emperor of Dune.
53.Know how to FUSION.
54.Understands the complexity of human nature.
55.Cute giggle.
56.Understands the concept of death.
57.Probably fertile.
58.She would never abandon a friend.
59.Very hygienic.
60.She is extremely genki.
61.Very cute when intoxicated.
62.Defines life itself.
63.Can survive long periods without proper nutrition.
64.Understands how valuable food really is.
65.Very resourceful.
66.Highly empathetic.
67. Therapeutic, helped her friends keep it together.
68.She is very photogenic.
69.She is an excellent tactician.
70.Cute navel.
71.She is very kissable.
72.She has very nice hair.
73.She is interdimensional.
74.Hands on learner.
75.Healthy state of mind.
76.She probably tastes good.
77.She is designed for cold environments.
78.She can create culture.
79.She could be an excellent farmer.
80.She understands that somethings are just things.
81.Loves all living beings.
82.Can perform miracles.
83.She can bring people together in the name of love.
84.She sounds cute when sleeping.
85.She is very pure.
86.Very animal friendly.
87.She is very fashionable.
88.She has a wonderful smile.
89.She Is an excellent swimmer.
90.She is good at crafts.
91.She is an avid collector of fine artifacts.
92.She is an excellent dancer.
93.She has a nice butt.
94.Good vision.
95.Great taste in food.
96.She enjoys explosions.
97.She is very imaginative.
98.Can conjure items into existence.
99.She has saved lives.
100.She lived an interesting and fulfilling life.

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But lack of threads doesn't lessen these emotions I have for my sweet potato.
101.Very nice skin with healthy color.
102.She’s an explorer.
103.Defies psychological concepts.
104.Doesn’t need socks.
105.She’s Yuuri!
106.Her skin is likely smooth.
107.Well padded.
108.She never gives up.
109.She enjoys building things.
110.She is an astrologist.
111.She would risk injury for the sake of her friends.
112.She does well with what little she has.
113.She can anticipate danger.
114.She owns the best rifle ever made.
115.She can sleep whenever she wants.
116.She is very supportive.
117.She knows how to discipline children.
118.An expert prankster, the last in human history.
119.She is an excellent archeologist.
120.She is an excellent anthropologist.
121.She has a really soothing and lovely voice.
122.She has the survival instinct.
123.She is an excellent medic.
124.She may prolong your life by a couple of years.
125.She is an outstanding waitress.
126.She is really cute.
127.She is very humble.
128.She gives off a motherly aura.
129.Fresh breath.
130.She is very polite.
131.She is very proud.
132.She can most definitely be trusted.
133.She is very honest.
134.She’s a terrific teacher.
135.Excellent choice in headgear.
136.She is very considerate of others.
137.Great immune system.
138.I love Yuuri!
139.Yuuri!
140.She has a really nice name.
141.She advocates for firearm ownership.
142.Adorably goofy.
143.Can operate giant death robots.
144.Has a well-balanced diet.
145.She’s hip.
146.She has great hips.
147.She is in touch with humanity.
148.She has cute feet.
149.Brilliant ecologist.
150.Keeps her equipment in good working order.

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pretty depressing diet

My love is strong no matter what.
151.She’s good at remembering stuff about food.
152.She can speak various languages.
153.She’s good at digging.
154.Very strong teeth.
155.Endless.
156.She is sly.
157.She has great dental hygiene.
158.Uknown.
159.Can take the place of society.
160.Always has something to look forward too.
161.Doesn’t mind the rain.
162.Could tell a story without saying a word.
163.She has an excellent collection of milsurp.
164.She has a very soothing appearance.
165.She isn’t afraid to try new things, especially food.
166.She is difficult to put into words.
167.She’s very knowledgeable about firearms.
168.Keeps you coming back for more.
169.Trancends all language barriers.
170.Got along with hopelessness.
171.Cute armpits.
172.Able to impede the natural order.
173.Can’t be ignored.
174.A dedicated and hardworking employee.
175.Really great at hugging.
176.Wouldn’t hurt anyone, even if they wanted it.
177.May be capable of entering a hibernation mode.
178.Skilled with bashing weapons.
179.Nice legs.
180.Mysterious.
181.Really likes fish.
182.She is very sweet.
183.She is very caring.
184.Was able to kill an intelligent AI.
185.Unpredictable.
186.She is a hero.
187.She has a good head for heights.
188.She can wear the same thing every day and still look good.
189.She can tease without being too annoying.
190.She likes a challenge.
191.She can appreciate a nice chair.
192.She has a good aesthetic sense.
193.She is playful.
194.Finds joy in simple meals.
195.She is merciful.
196.She doesn't mind carrying things.
197.She is an excellent photographer.
198.She is an amazing communicator.
199.She knows when silence is best.
200.Rather than despair, she has fun.

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I don't have much else to say, I just love Yuuri so much.
201.She takes big, enthusiastic bites.
202.She doesn't mind the dark.
203.She likes to go off the beaten track.
204.Culinary expert.
205.She is open to new experiences.
206.She has chubby cheeks.
208.She enjoys baths
209.She is a tireless kneader of dough.
210.She respects people who can read and write.
213.She doesn't mind being hit on the head.
214.She is upbeat.
215.She can invent the art of music from first principles.
216.She will never die.
217.She can appreciate a nice view.
218.She knows the importance of a pantry.
219.She can find sugar.
220.She is content with no bed.
221.She looks at her friend's sleeping face.
222.Lives in the moment.
223.Can conjure items into existence.
224.Frequently laughs.
225.Appreciates architecture.
226.She doesn't get travel-sick.
227.Compression resistant face.
228.She warns of obstacles in the road ahead.
229.She's a natural drummer.
230.She is happy to show the way.
231.She is great at stacking rocks.
232.Made an incredible contribution to literature despite being illiterate.
233.She blows bubbles.
234.She can find humour in every situation.
235.She makes a fine, big fish.
236.She would be great at hide-and-seek.
237.She's content with the road as her home.
238.She doesn't mind that her boots are too big.
239.She will never stop being Yuuri.
240.Expert Snowman builder.
241.She has a soothing snore.
242.She would make an excellent nurse.
243.She would make an excellent pastry chef.
244.She would make an excellent primary-school teacher.
245.She would make an excellent ice-skater.
246.She would make an excellent stand-up comic.
247.She is good at finding water.
248.She can find warmth.
249.She does not realize she is beautiful.
250.The cold does not affect her shooting ability.

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Fitting, isn't it?

Currently I'm looking into the acquisition of more Yuuri materials, so I've been preoccupied with that.
251.She is always curious.
252.She can find paradise in a warm bath.
253.She would be a good mech pilot.
254.She is very gallant.
255.She retains her individuality in all universes.
256.Plays by her own rules.
257.She is an inspiration.
258.She takes care of others.
259.She looks out for others.
260.She is very gentle.
261.She is easy to live with.
262.She defers to her friend's wisdom.
263.Excellent marching form.
264.She is very resourceful.
265.Appreciates the blue sky.
266.She doesn't let the past hold her back.
267.She is very versatile.
268.She doesn't like rushing.
269.Accepted into a good university.
270.She can make perfect snowballs.
271.Good at improvised poetry.
272.Bird's best friend.
273.Bird's worst enemy.
274.She contemplates the deepest ontological questions without fear.
277.Takes pride in her work.
278.Makes every second count.
279.Easily makes friends with reclusive people.
280.Can feel remorse.
281.She really enjoys drawing.
282.She really enjoys music.
283.She is a survivalist.
284.She is an excellent businesswoman.
285.She is very optimistic.

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based yuuanon

i love you user

Thank you
Good luck on getting more merch

I'm hoping that this doesn't become yurishit

me on the left

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It already is

me on the right :3

>Yuuri mag
10/10

Too late.

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>he hasn't read the prequel

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Weird Yuu

I've been meaning to ask in a tkmiz thread. Has anyone on Yea Forums ever consumed a ration bar? What do they taste like?

After doing a quick comparison between the tkmiz art book and the MEGA archive, I found a few that I didn't recognize. I could be mistaken though. Apologies for the low quality images.

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there's a tkmiz art book?
link?

Sold out ages ago.

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extremely bland

Any SSR related ones?

crap
oh well

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this manga is too fucking depressing. you can feel the authors contempt for life.

And that's it I believe.

You can still buy it second hand, but good luck finding a copy for lower than 7000 yen.

Yes, but they're all images that you can find in the MEGA.

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what's the name of the art book?

つくみずらくがき画集
Here's the original BOOTH link:
tkmz-shouten.booth.pm/items/794208

thanks user

That's why she's /ourgirl(male)/

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this has been my wallpaper for nearly a year
tkmiz draws a cute lain

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So, it looks like this twitter post also includes the whole first page. While we are waiting for the rest of the raws and the normal translator user, I tried translating this as best as I could-- most of the wording on this page seemed simple after looking up the kanji.

> Their results on their last test were terrible...

> Alright! Let's have another study session!
> At your house!
> Huh--

> I'd sure like to go... I'd sure like to go...
> sfx: shake shake
> ... okay.
> Huh?! It's okay?!

> Continuously turning you down would also be annoying.
> I didn't really want to be annoying anyways. [Not even remotely sure of this line; this one is a massaged google translation]

> sidebar: GO to Shimeji's house!

Some of this may not be correct; I'm a moonrune dropout. Anyone with a better grasp of the language can provide corrections.

But it seems like Egg gets to go to Shimeji's house due to the same exasperation from her confession:

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Can someone show me the MEGA I think I may have something here.

>I didn't really want to be annoying anyways. [Not even remotely sure of this line; this one is a massaged google translation]
I think it's "So basically you hate troublesome things...".

mega.nz/#F!PmgEha6L!8id1OslJ2iIo_fbexRbMQw

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I had one recently, it was basically a giant shortbread cookie with a very slight apple and cinnamon taste to it. It really wasn't as bad as I've heard people claim that they are.

That picture gives me a weird feeling.

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>all of my daily caloric intake in convenient bar form
I need these in my life.

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I don't know if I'd recommend eating nothing but those, but you can get them at Walmart by the camping goods for just under $5 each. I got that one to eat for lunch while hiking over a few days since it was cheaper than granola bars for the same amount of calories.

Damn, that's cheap. I'm underweight anyway so I'd probably just use it as a supplement to normal food.

Ah. That would make sense. I always forget all of the things that の can be used for.

But, it looks like Cune themselves posted the second page already as well: twitter.com/comic_cune/status/1165181390335266816

I gave this one a try as well:

> Is your house very far away?
> It's not far.

> There. Whenever you walk home you would be able to see it.
> Ah--

> It's that black house, right?!
> Yes, yes.

> It's a little on the small side, but it has a modern feel to it; it's great, huh?
> There's no way that's it.

> It's that apartment complex.
> It's huge and retro, huh?

> Our apartment is small.
> No way... could it be that...

> ...in reality your family might be super rich and own that whole high-rise apartment building...?
> It's not a high-rise; it's just an apartment complex.

> But, in some sense, we do kind of have it all to ourselves...
> ?
> ... Meaning...?

That second-to-last panel was a little complex, so I'm not sure Egg's dialog is totally correct-- or any of it really. I'm also not super-familiar with the connotations of "manshon" vs "danchi" when it comes to Japanese apartments. From a limited amount of research, it almost seems like "danchi" might be closer in connotation to "public housing" rather than "apartment complex", but I'm not sure.

I'm still not the actual translator user, and I haven't found any more pages other than these two.

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Here's a higher resolution version of the cover without that white square.

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"Mansion" is like a condo, while a "danchi" is state-built apartments with really cheap rent.

>I don't know if I'd recommend eating nothing but those
They're probably lacking in fibers.

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So Chii and Yuuri are severely constipated?

Constipated enough to make Shintaro Kago's story "when all's said and done" look tame.

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What is the ETA for raws?

TL user here. Chapter's already out but I'm away so probably later today or tomorrow.

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bunnymz

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Updated tkmiz media references list. This should include all of the additional references that were mentioned in the last thread:

pastebin.com/XB4K7ZkB

If you're looking for something to fill the time until the next chapter after this month's chapter drops, why not try experiencing something that has influenced tkmiz?

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Bumping the tkmiz

>Shemiji-chan invites Majima-chan to her house for the first time

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Better than mine.

blue board

Male? Female? tranny?
in any case I want to make love to tkmiz

Just drop us the raws お願いします

>Chapter 8
>still never ate fish
fuk

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That's pretty hot.

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Nigger, it's been half a year already.

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Wait, what? I thought it was only a month or two, where did the time go without me noticing?

I mean, this is gonna sound edgy but contempt for life is normal, isn't it?

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lostallhope.com/

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Joke's on you, this site was already hidden in my bookmarks.

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What did tkmiz mean by this?

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Let's just wait for TL user, having the raw and translation in separate posts is shitty.

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>The feeling of being able to discriminate between reality and fiction at some boundary becomes thinner year by year, and the feeling that everyone lives in different fictions becomes stronger
What did she mean by this?

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Tkmiz is truly the greatest philosopher of our time.

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is she ok

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derealization

rations

It's published in a yuri-focused magazine. Might want to get out while you can if you're scared of gay girls.

Howdy, pardners in wide!

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i want yuno to do cowgirl on me

I want cow to stomp on me while Yuno watches.

I want to be a cow and stomp on user

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I want to be Yuno and watch a cow stomp on user

I want to be user and see Yuno stomp on a cow

my wife yuno is such a talented cow stomper

I just want Yuno.

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>freefall to death

If you rotate it 90° right, it's a smiling dead person.

I wish I could do that.

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Imagine Shaft going back to its old self and hiring tkmiz as an art director.

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Shaft headtilt looks like when you put the noose with the knot facing forrward.

Hidamari S5 with tkmiz would be a dream come true

How do you add zetsubou to Hidamari?

Yuno kills herself out of sadness when Sae and Hiro leave, the rest of the season is told from Miyako's perspective.

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Kill off Yoshinoya

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I want to kill myself with Yuno!

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me on the left.

me on the right, your glasses are cute

Thank you, I like your pink cardigan.

haha what that's so weird to say lol
me too
I like your outfit, it's very well coordinated
Cute haircut

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this series is dumb and their relationship is dumb tkmz makes himself out to be this big yuritard and then he writes a half assed forced yuri relationship for the sake of yuri instead of using it as an opportunity to write something meaningful. and i'm not even a fan of yuri but i feel like i need to complain about how shit their relationship dynamic is because it's that bad.

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Are you the same person from last thread who didn't understand that Shimeji and Egg "dating" was a joke?

user they're not dating yet.

maybe. even if it is a joke it's not very clear that it's supposed to be a joke because the punch line is dragged out to long. and the way shimeji just nonchalantly just excepts it makes it hard for a reader to understand it's a joke.

well.i hope tkmz improves if they do end up dating, as if he doesn't plan on doing anything meaning full with them dating then the story would be better if there was zero yuri in it. it's the same as cringy stories that just add hetromance for the sake of hetromance and it adds nothing to the story, characters, context, or themes. e.g deku x uraraka as it's only there because of the dumb trope of the mc needs a love interest just for the sake of having one.

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Is this the book tkmiz did illustrations for?

>makes it hard for a reader to understand it's a joke
Not if you aren't a turboautist like yourself.

Serious question but are you ESL? The translation and context made it perfectly clear it was a joke.

shame on you user you are not being very patient with me.

no i'm not esl. but even when she got home they continued to acknowledge it and then the day after it continued so it wasn't really clear. the next day she should have said something like i wasn't being serious about it or something.

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Please, capitalize properly.

Okay but please be patient with me while i try to learn how.

It's kind of deadpan/absurd humor. I guess you're not used to that. Anyway don't take things too seriously with this series. I think tkmiz wants to explore different thoughts and philosophies without having to worry about being grounded in reality.

If you get friends someday you'll understand.

oooooh okay, deadpan dry humour has never been my type of humour i have a hard time understanding it but you explaining it makes a lot more sense now to me.
I think he is doing a good job with everything else in the comic in exploring philosophies but this one thing with them dating is the only thing i couldn't understand and wrap my head around.
I'm not even a big yurifan but this for some reason baffled and annoyed me in the way it was executed.

if i had friends to talk to i would not be on this site and so would you.

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how to make friends you don't hate being around

mate i'm a turbo yurinigger with massive goggles and i even i saw the joke
not that the possibility of them hooking up later isn't open

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I'm glad my explanation helped. I really like how tkmiz explores different topics in an unconventional way. And when you think about how their failed romantic contract turned into their friendship (the thing Majime wanted in the first place) then it becomes kind of sweet.

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i wish i was that fish

I know right? I want to run out of air and die just like it did.

i couldn't see it maybe because my brain is weird and i don't get jokes well or something.

yeah when you put it like that it's very sweet how they still became close friends in the end

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Shaft adaptation of Shimeji when?

Picture of Shimeji's shaft when?

Shimeji has two mushroom shafts

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15 minutes until TLanon gets here maybe

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If TLanon's not here in 15 minutes do I get to kill myself?

yes but you have to drown yourself in a puddle of water

I hope he arrives in 16 minutes then.

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But if you kill yourself you won't be able to read the scanlation!

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What if the afterlife is nothing but scanlations?

It is, but if you kill yourself all you get is really shit translations.

what if it's nothing but sitting around waiting for scanlations

Censor snake

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>forever looking forward to something
Not too bad desu

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YOSHIKO!

Who knows, maybe I can find entertainment in the shit.
On the bright side I'd have something to look forward to and be excited for constantly.

Is Shiitake-chan Shimeji-chan's cousin?

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no

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Remember to drink beer, anons.

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What if I've never touched alcohol.

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Drink non-alcoholic beer or drink water and pretend it's beer.

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keep it up if that is what you want to do
i think beer is nice but dont feel pressure even from anime girls

>Coming up after the break: Anime-inspired alcoholism destroyed my marriage!

I just don't drink it because I'm a pussy honestly

Drink juice and pretend to be drunk.

What's scary about alcohol?

Not the same user but for me it's the taste
also my dad was an alcoholic
the fact that I save money and am presumably more healthy is just a bonus

Or just make a cocktail. Coconut rum, pineapple juice, and a splash of cranberry juice is nice. You can pretend to be bright and happy for a bit. Just remember to brush your teeth.

Probably nothing I'm just a pussy that doesn't like trying new things.

That makes sense desu, people should just choose to drink or not to drink because of taste or if they have a family history of alcoholism or whatever, not because they think it's cool or uncool.
You aren't missing anything special so don't worry.

I wonder if tkmiz would play Kenshi. It has plenty of zetsubou.

I think STALKER would be peak tkmiz-core.

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This moment hurts

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is she peeing?

God I hope so.

it hurts so good

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do it yuu, shoot him

No, shoot me instead!

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No, shoot me, everyone will be happier with me gone!

Tkmiz has taught me valuable life lessons I will use in the future.

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>tfw yuu will never shoot you and put you out of your misery

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お待たせ。Here's chapter 8.

To Shimeji-chan’s house, GO!

They scored terribly on their tests...

"Alright, time for another study meet!"
"At your house!"
"Ugh-"

"Come on~ Come on~"
"...Fine."
"Wha- really!?"

"It's such a pain to keep saying no, so..."
"Priorities on not being bothered, huh..."

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"Is it far?"
"Not really."

"There. We come across it every time we go home."
"Ahh~"

"The black house!"
"Sure, sure."

"It's on the small side, but it's got this modern feel to it. I like it~"
"Do you seriously think this is my house?"

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"I live in that danchi*."
"Big. Old school, huh."

"My place is pretty small, you know."
"Wait... Don't tell me..."

"Could your family actually be filthy rich and own the whole condo...?"
"It's not a condo. A danchi."

"Well, in a sense I guess we do have it all to ourselves..."
"Meaning?"

*TN: a type of public housing, typically rather old and cheap

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"Pretty much every room's vacant."
"Huh."

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"Ah, right, the front door's blocked..."
"Do you mind if we use the back?"
"The back?"

"I say back, but it's actually our veranda..."
"So you get in from the veranda."

"Here."
"It's torn down though, you sure it's okay?"

"A mackerel exploded here the other day..."

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"But isn't it a bit insecure?"
"You can see straight into the room from outside..."

"Don't worry. If someone breaks in..."
"?"

"they'll step on some spare part."
It hurts a lot
"Ow!!"
"I don't think you'll stop anyone with this, though!"

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But it's so late. Hopefull this thread is still up when I get off of work tomorrow night. Thank you TL-kun.

Wait, change
>"Ah, right, the front door's blocked..."
to
>"Ah, right, the front door's blocked right now..."
Might not turn out to be an important detail, but just to be safe.

"Welcome."
"Ah... hello."

"It's a mess in here, sorry."
"It sure is..."
"It might be a mess, but it's not dirty..."

"?"
What do you mean...
"It'd be dirty if they're trash,"

"but there's not a single thing in here that's trash..."
"Everything is needed."

"This too?"
"Right."

"I'm trash, though."
Don't make it dark so suddenly...
"You're not!"

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First she says she's lower than a rock. Now she's trash.

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"Hmm~"
"Yeah, math's the problem..."

"Look at this! I got 19!"
"You don't have to show me."

"I want you to know all about me: good and bad, clean and dirty..."
"Eww..."

"Then show me a clean score."
"..."

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"You'll get supplementary lessons if you fail your finals too, you know."
"Nooo~"

"You're good at math, aren't you Sis?"
"Wha~ Teach me~"

"Hmm~ Rather than good-"

"I'd say it's more like that I don't have to solve the equations to get the numbers..."
"Uh, what?"

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"You do this here."
"I see, wow. I get it now."

"She taught you normally."
"It's really easy to get!"
"That's all for today."

"Whaa~ Teach me more!"
"You've gotten all you'll get from me for your help the other day."

"Ah, you remember."
"Give and take."
"I expected you to be more absurd..."

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"You'll get more if you help me with more dangerous work..."

"What do you want...?"
"I want someone to do any one thing I say..."

"And by someone, I mean Shijima."
Stuff like that
"Uh."

"Deal!"
"That's absurd..."

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"First, I want you to help me carry these outside."
"Whoa~"
"We'll assemble them there."
"I'm tired. I'm gonna rest..."

"...I've noticed something. If that's your room, then where's Shimeji's...?"
"There."

"..."
"The closet!?"

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"Don't you think it's cramped?"
"It calms me down..."

"Your light bulb's tiny too..."
"It calms me down..."

"Ah! I get it, you got your shrooms from staying in there!"
"Hmm..."

"If so, then where did you stay to get that thing on your head, Fried Egg?"
"Beats me..."

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"Let me in~"
"No."

"That closet’s not gonna stay closed for long!"
"Don't break in."

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"Honestly, though, I didn't expect Shijima to bring a friend here."
"We're not friends."

"Then what?"
"We're more than friends, we're-"

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Maybe I can get an user to shoot me dressed as Yuu.

Afterward, for a few days, we started helping Sis.

"Whaa~ Going back already? Today too~?
"We're sorry, but we don't want to get supplementary lessons, so..."

"More to the right-"

"Can I stay for a night at Shimeji-chan's room once we're done?"
I'll help you study too
"Sure."
"I'll sleep outside."

It's almost complete, or so said Sis, at least.

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With the give and take relationship, they've got their finals down, haven't they?

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And done.

thanks tl-kun
also yay plot progression
also who's the other member of the hole-digging club in ?

You're amazing.

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Thanks a lot, translator user.

She has appeared before in the color image from chapter 1, so she's probably a major character; I don't think she's been properly introduced at any point though.

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She reminds me of the girl from Yume Nikki.

I think you got a bit confused at the left strip there. Oneechan is the making the offer of Shijima doing anything Egg wants.

Ah, you're right. She's talking about the reward, not the work.

Here's the revised version.

"You'll get more if you help me with more dangerous work..."

"More...?"
"You can ask of any one thing..."

"And Shijima will obey."
Something like that
"Uh."

"Deal!"
"That's absurd..."

Bump, and thanks TLanon, can't wait to read this when I wake up!

Hiro trying to lose weight.

Rude, Hiro is not fat.

Always a pleasure to see the Yuurifag around. Like seeing a familiar face in the neighborhood.

too soon you monster!

Black Monolith or cube of Saturn?

the setting is super interesting
feels almost post-apocalyptic
or post-societal-collapse at least

It's limbo where souls like the ones of the potatoes went after they fell asleep.

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>that post-ending depression
God damn it. I wish I watched this shit 2 years ago when it came out so I'd be better by today. I can barely think of anything but potatoes and kettenkrads.

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>miayko hiro poke.webm

Been depressed for a decade now, that ending fucking destroyed me for a couple months.

Spent most of those months drinking whenever i finished my shift until i quit recently, even though i am the only one to blame i must say that for some it can be very soul crushing.

Yuuri keeps me going man.

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>a couple months
I must have some Yuuri in me, I'm on my way back to normal after only 4 days. If you're depressed and Yuuri keeps you going, that must mean you have some Chii-chan in you, right?

I still watch random episodes from time to time, also paying this song almost everyday.

youtube.com/watch?v=h-P4V04lnX0

You could put it that way, maybe i got a thing for free-spirited girls like Yuu and Miyako.
They shine like the sun when they smile.

That message within that song hits home hard.

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>maybe i got a thing for free-spirited girls
Look at it from the bright side then. Their spirits are more free than ever before when released from their bodies.

>Shimeji made Egg cry
unforgivable

That spiral pipe machine reminds me of the one we saw in the dream, just smaller.

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Yeah. Unfortunately the cover and that are the only two illustrations in the whole thing.

Do you have the money/health insurance/opportunity to see a therapist, or at least a general physician? Because therapy and antidepressants really do help (or at least they help me).

I accepted the ending quite easily, since the message was about acceptance when you've lost everything so it was okay, unlike something like Melancholia (the movie) where it's pure despair on top of despair and you just get fucked.

t. quit first job in one month and quit second job in one week NEET

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The story got the ending it deserved and needed to get its message across, anything else would have felt like a copout with how hopelessly ruined the world was. The sad part is that the taters deserved better than that hopelessly ruined world.

t. have never had a job in my life except for a 3 day long construction gig but that doesn't count

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I'm late again

gay egg

>the taters deserved better
They got to be happy and appreciate their (admittedly short) life to its fullest. That's better than what most of us are gonna get.

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not cool
yuu lives on in our hearts

So what's your opinion on the cameos?
Cameos for the sake of being cameos? Or are you clinging to a hope?

Cameos out of psychological necessity, tkmiz grow too attached to the characters/designs and can't let them go.

Blessed and Yuupilled as always!

Thank you TL-kun, another lovely chapter!

Also it looks like the user with big meat made a typeset again mangadex.org/chapter/696962/1

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jesus, how big IS this guy's meat?

Remember those cool hand-drawn pics tkmiz tweeted? According to
twitter.com/comic_cune/status/1164819541991387136
and
gamers.co.jp/shop/event/114827/
this issue of Cune was their 4th anniversary issue, so they did an event where you could get signed art from some Cune mangakas (including Tkmiz), so that's what it was. (I don't speak nip, I used google translate, but I think this makes sense)

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You monster.

>The feeling of being able to discriminate between reality and fiction at some boundary becomes thinner year by year, and the feeling that everyone lives in different fictions becomes stronger
Shouldn't it be differentiate? Instead of discriminate.

I want sis to explode my mackerel if you catch my drift

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TL?

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Where did you get that wall scroll? I checked the girls last tour products page, but it wasn't there.

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thank you as always

These new chapters always sneak up on me, which is funny because I don't do anything but fill up time while waiting for these new chapters.

>"I'm trash, though."
Shimeji is literally me

Left:
>Abnormal Delusions
>Dreams (the ones you see when you sleep)
>Weak Fiction

Right:
>Religion
>Currency
>Political Philosophy
>Strong Fiction

What does it meaaaaaaan

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fish

intersection looks like vagene and you put fish into that

So they either have the Monolith from 2001 or one of crypt blocks from SSR in their neighborhood
'A mackerel exploded here the other day..." TKMIZ channeling Doug Adams or Graham Chapman? Such a Pythonish line.
"I'd say its more like I don't have to solve the equations to get the numbers" so she really does think in equations like when Shimeiji attempted to read her mind with her third mushroom.
She likes boxes like Kaos-sensei? But this is a symptom of a real disorder isn't it?
"That closet's not gonna stay closed for long!" Forshadowing yuri?
Who is this third girl? She has glasses and the twintails are too short for it to be Chito.
"Can I stay for a night at Shimeji-chan's room once we're done?" More yuri?

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They killed millions...

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I never knew purgatory is a postcommie land

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>Who is this third girl?
Someone posted earlier that she's on the first cover page, next to Sensei

egg has been pretty gay this chapter, hasn't she?

Eastern Eurofags are the ones who went
>I don't know, looks pretty cozy to me, I don't get whats so depressing about SSR

Yuu and Chii came out of this box

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I'm more of a fan of an empty condo.
>no white trash and gypsies on the stairwell

rotating tomato

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>from America
>thought SSR was comfy and feel-good
Did SSR turn me into an Eastern Euro? That seems immoral.

i don't know about that but hell is probably a postcommie shithole

>tfw I literally live in one of those

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It's more of a Limbo here.
t. Iron curtain

it is cozy, I like to go for a smoke on the top floor, really nice view
tkmiz sure knows what's good

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We had this until very recently here.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scampia

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I wonder how easy rooftop access is there. Seems high enough for a jump to be effective + it looks like like a pleasing last sight.

We usually have 12-16 stories. I think other countries have higher tho.

Most apartments have a locked gate, but if you're a resident you can just ask for the key since you may need to put/repair an antenna.

In that case I'm moving to commie land, boys, wish me luck.

>yo can I borrow the roof key? I need to get downstairs

Rotomato.

I wonder what went through the mind of the first Brutalist architect.

Rotato

Commie doctrine and functionalism.

is the author female

Tkmiz is whatever you want Tkmiz to be.

A 7.62 Tokarev bullet.

tkmiz is a tkmiz

>WHAT THE FUCK am I supposed to with all these concrete slabs?!

Why is Egg so gay?

She takes after you.

shimeji is pretty cute

these days it's all locked since majority of the commie blocks have been renovated, you gotta ask like that user said maybe in ukraine, moldova and the shittest parts of russia they still didn't secure them

Nice collection as always. You oughta have some wood furniture on your AK, though.

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very good that's an interesting concept

That's google translate.

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Is Shimeji an evolved Nuko or is Nuko an evolved Shimeji

When will Shimeji come out of the closet?

She doesn't have to. She just needs to let Egg in ;_;

That closet cant stay shut forever.

>abnormal delusions with religion and political philosophy
So, terrorism and oppression?

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But what if we're locked in our metaphorical closets forever, doomed to never leave them?

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Have you tried drinking water?

The fact you talk to yourself when you're alone for too long shows how every human craves for social interaction, technically speaking when you do that you're opening your closet, though there's nobody around when you do so

Why am I getting deja vu from that
I dunno when I talk to myself I'm usually yelling at myself for being a fuck-up.

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Egg is DUMB.

You shut your whore mouth, user

She's DUMB and GAY and SMELLS like OLD EGGS

>DUMB and GAY and SMELLS like OLD EGGS
Reminds me of someone else. Crossover when?

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What happens when Egg's head and Egg's egg come in direct contact of one-another??

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what a strange cat

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Me too, Shimeji, me too.

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You're not trash that's my job.

She's not an egghead, that's for sure.

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Time to take out the trash on a date

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Amazing gif user, you're doing god's work!

My simulation experience has been enhanced.

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Excellent.

Are they going to make a tomato girl? What will they do with her?

We need someone to pull a CptNameless on this series.

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STOP, CEASE, WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS user? WHO HURT YOU?!

>WHO HURT YOU
myself.

When egg shows her how good it feels to make an omelette.

was this the pun all along?

Nuko an evolved Shimeji.

She save the world from destructives in her next life and travels with Yuu and Chi.

>tkmiz tweeting at 4 am recently
I wonder what she's up to.

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What do people that actually do things with their lives do at 4am anyway?

sleep

>quads of truth

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lies

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Onanie.

I love my drunk girlfriend(fish) tkmiz!

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But I already did it twice today.

What kind of song is she composing?

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lofi hip hop radio beats to relax/study to

Time for zetsubouposting hahaha
exhentai.org/s/ee80b1de48/1471397-69
The point of onanie is to make it last user, you shouldn’t be able to do it more than once a day because it takes that long to do.

youtube.com/watch?v=gwDYduKjstg

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A radiohead song

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youtube.com/watch?v=M_VCbnqbwwA

Takes me back.
youtube.com/watch?v=25Cj14U-XuU

Thick as a Brick.

Yuuri's aire and death waltz.

what if
guys what if
Shimeji's Shimeji evolves until it throws spores, gives shimeji to everyone else in the world through those, then the end of the world happens and all the nukos on SSR are just evolved shimeji
the black monolith from this chapter is the same one from SSR's ending and it's a time machine that Yuuri and Chi used to come to SS
I don't know what i'm doing anymore

See

Sounds like what happened in "Shimeji Picture Book"

I think if SS has any connection to SSR it won't be this direct. Like other anons theorize it could be a simulation/alternate reality made by someone in the SSR world, like the AI. Or it could just be an entirely new universe that happens to have a different Chito/Yuuri or two girls that just happen to be extremely similar to Chito/Yuuri. Remember that the only connections we have to SSR so far is Chito/Yuuri and we don't even know if it's actually them imagine if they finally stop being background/cameo characters and when they get a proper introduction they have entirely different names/backstories then what we would expect

Post rock

She's the drummer for Explosions in the Sky.

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I listen to this song every time it rains.
Still makes my eyes tear up every time.

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This is the cutest egg so far. I want her to make this face more often.

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Fucking hell, this made me laugh so hard I started to cry.

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Excellent work user!

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do her shimejis twitch when she orgasms?

Quality post.

I bet she's never orgasmd before, she looks like she's incapable of feeling pleasure. But I'm sure Egg'll help her soon enough.

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Egg is bad at giving orgasms and all shimeji would smell is salty coins and rotten eggs.

>Touching her extra shimeji as you both reach climax.
>Sudenly you realize it is like reading the text bubbles from a doujin.

I want to do lewd things to Shimeji and her Shimejis.

>Lewdposting
Stop, in the name of the law!

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nvm only shjima can read minds with the extra shimeji.

You can use semen as a good nutrient source, apply it directly.

What did I just watch?

>cum on Shimeji's head and watch more mushrooms start growing out of it

shimeji stimulation

/ss/

kek, i really hope someone makes a doujin with this title

So we're all pretty much clear that this is all just very long foreplay before the most depraved lewdest hentai of all time, right?

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Shimeji is going to shove her shimejis into Egg's egghole.

I mean we already had the prequel with the girl getting eaten out before her girlfriend kills herself

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If you guys get any more lewd I'll kill myself so please continue

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Godspeed Yuu! Black Widemperor

If you post lewd does that count too?

Chuckled hard.

Why not both?

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This excites me and I don't like it.
what's it from anyway

>not lewdposting is stopping me from killing myself
Well when you put it that way...

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Ryona King Vol. 3: The same author who did that one about the yandere lesbian who baked her vomit into cookies to serve to her crush before dismembering her.

>yandere lesbian who baked her vomit into cookies to serve to her crush before dismembering her.
Her crush is a lucky woman.

She was a het. exhentai.org/s/3e0b84004d/1297691-85

Nice, she has cute feet.

>I bet she's never orgasmd before
If she's anything like her prototype, she has. And she has a very cute orgasm face too!

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Oh those aren't Bs but hearts. I was wondering what the fuck that meant.

the next story after the one you posted, jesus christ...

I wish Shimeji would cum on my face.

>artist: harasaki, kurona, tksn
Ryona King and EROGUROS are the only magazines still running that still give me hope for the industry.

Seems like a normal Mahou Shoujo manga to me, will all the normal ecchi and zetsubou that come with that.

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>you will never have friends like Shimeji and Egg or Yuu and Chii

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>you will never have friends

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Why am I laughing

Comedy lol

This manga is shit but at least I can relate to panels like that one.

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ew

Is it bad that this made both my dick and arms tingle a good amount?

Another one on my list of purchases to make is a Type 57 AK, because of its use in the vietnam war.

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Maybe if we combine our images we'll become some kind of fucked up self-harming mahou shoujo

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Depends on what you plan to do about it.
Self-harming mahou shounen!

I misspoke, I meant the Type 56, I was just thinking about another rifle at the moment.

>what you plan to do about it
Well...

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Useful tip, snap a rubber band on your arm when you get the urge, or soak your hands in ice cold water. It doesn't feel quite as good but it will help you break the habit.

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SHIMEJI-CHAN!!!!!!

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I want to be fixed like that.

This is wonderful.

Very nice, based Gif-maker user

It sounds like a good alternative. I'll be sure to try it.
something about the aspect of being hurt allures me though

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My eyes hurt but I like it

Same, it gets easier with time though, I rarely think about it anymore unless something's got me really upset

t. 8 months clean

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A hole filled with water?

Be strong anons, Yuu believes in you!

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Would Yuu believe in someone that's never believed in themselves?

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Believe in Yuu, becuase Yuu believes in you.

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Do you ever sit and ponder about how the world is probably going to end in the next 100 years or so?

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Yes, I hope it's like Metro because it's my favorite post-apocalyptic setting, probably why I like SSR so much too, "devastated city in the winter" really does it for me.

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I juggle between the existential dread of dying and the universe around me ending and the craving of a swift death.

Would a closet bedroom actually be comfy? It seems like it could be.

I'd be worried about egg's yolk breaking from that.

Living in an mostly empty apartment complex is comfy though. It's all the comforts of not having to do much to maintain the place you live while having the bare minimum of interaction with other people when you don't want it.

>"I'd say it's more like that I don't have to solve the equations to get the numbers..."
Is this more fuel to the AI theory?

>Would a closet bedroom actually be comfy? It seems like it could be.
It's ok as long as your closet is big enough for you to stretch your legs all the way out.

>Would a closet bedroom actually be comfy?
I've heard these aren't too bad, so I guess so?

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Beats the abandoned subdivisions post crash in the US. Nothing compares to 93 KWC, how I wish I had seen it. A friend's mother had lived there after being chased out by the Khmer Rouge, should have stayed in contact to grill her about it.

I'd hate to disappoint Yuu so I should probably tell her my track record of trying to do things with myself so she realizes I'm a lost cause.

I don’t know about the he state of being hurt, but the thought of someone getting pleasure from hurting me is infatuating.

Masochism is patrician taste.

This looks way more claustrophobic than sleeping in my closet would be.

Just imagine Chiito beating you like she does to Yuu.

Just imagine Chiito beating you until you die to death.

Do think about a post-apocalyptic future because you think that you'll have the opportunity to be something more than you are, or because you think it will give you a chance to run away from the world that you're sick of?

For years I thought of various bad things happening that would give me the chance and ability to just run away.

I was thinking more like how fucking sad it is that we're destroying the earth with no end in sight. I wouldn't mind if humanity dwindled out but do we really have to take everything else with us?

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Not me, I recognize the issue I have is mainly with me and the world ending won't change it for the better. Besides, I'm sure you can find some corner of the world for you to escape normal society already if you'd work for it.

Both desu, post-apocalypse would at least put me in a fight or die state which surely would be an improvement over my current life situation even if it ended with me being shot dead on my front doorstep an hour after shit started to go down. The chance of actually being able to push through a situation like that and surviving, or even thriving, sounds appealing as well. I also have strange fantasies about killing people so I might be able to live that out.

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don't believe in yourself, believe in the yuu that believes in you!

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>until you die to death
Snuff is what separates the boys from the men. You aren't a real masochist unless you're willing to go all the way.
Being in a fight or flight state for too long and/or with no way to make it stop is terrible though. That's exactly what causes PTSD.

The only manga depicting true love:
exhentai.org/g/1173157/613ca09e6e/

>8 months clean
>tfw 8 minutes clean

For me the thoughts about the world ending or societal unrest in that context started a few years ago with them being a reason for me to run away but slowly became about those events eliminating the few things that keep me from running away and helping me with the final push. They were really about something I couldn't fix by my self at the time.

>It was reported that their bodies had stiffened in a way that made it impossible to pull them apart.
nice

Do you think the first volume cover will just be pic related? I hope not. I liked the Girls' Last Tour covers so hopefully Shimeji's covers are cool too.

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It's okay user, just try your best.

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>Also, this is the first book after "that"
What did she mean by this?
Is this the first work after she gave birth?

I'm actually really curioius what they'd make the first volume cover if they don't go with that. It's a nice cover but I'd like something different.
Side-note, started my manga collection with SSR, dunno if it's just me but Tkmiz's art in particular is much nicer on paper rather than on screen.

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If you were reading scanlations their image quality isn't very good. Though part of it I'm sure is also just the difference between physical and digital. The artbooks I have look a lot better than any digital copies I have of them too.

Why is Egg so afraid of Egg?

>started my manga collection with SSR,
same here, I bought volume one a month ago as my first manga ever, mainly because it's been the first time I had decided to re-read something entirely
I can agree with you on the last statement, tkmiz's art really feels and looks better on paper. the smell of a new book is a big plus, too

All copies of SSR are endowed with Chiito and Yuuri's scent.

smell of iron

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Yuu and Chiito probably smell really bad and not like a book at all. More like sweat and potato.

>Yuu and Chiito probably smell really bad
Take it BACK!

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Other than Chiito's books I doubt they find much toilet paper lying around.

>Yuu and Chiito probably smell really bad
One man's trash is another man's treasure, or so they say.

You try not bathing for a few weeks and see how you smell.
Do stinky girls smell better than stinky guys? One of my strongest smell memories is having to walk behind some Mexican guy at the grocery store who probably just got off of work and you could follow the trail of which aisles he had been down just because of the sweat smell.

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Fuck you for making me aware of the logistics of wiping your ass in the SSR universe holy jesus shit fuck how horrifying.

>pass the chunk of rebar, please

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>tfw stomach is broken
How am I supposed to be like Yuu if I can barely eat?

>wipes ass with snow

To be fair cloth or paper shouldn't be too hard to find in a (former) city.

Not to mention they're both girls, they have to wipe the front too and there's also that time of the month. How many pairs of panties do they even have? Imagine the three stains.

Chii-chan's panties looked clean when she went swimming, maybe there's a trick to it. Although I suppose it could still be clean from laundry day.

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Maybe the robot gave her a new pair, or they're just such thick winter underwear that it doesn't bleed through.

Periods likely wouldn't be an issue. Girls stop having them when they become malnourished enough, and it wouldn't be surprising if Chito and Yuuri didn't have them considering how little they eat. Consider how whenever they eat they're splitting an emergency ration, which normally contain enough calories for one person for a day.

Why would a robot in some kinda fish breeding facility have a pair of panties on hand? I don't think you could get underwear that thick to not show blood stains either, especially after repeated periods. Why are we talking about this again?
I dunno, aren't those tuned to have enough calories for an adult male? Plus they don't really exercise much since most of their time is on the Kettenkrad, I don't think they'd be malnourished enough for their periods to stop, they don't act like they have any weakness or anything else either, until the Kettenkrad dies and they're forced to walk and subsist on less food, at least.

>Why would a robot in some kinda fish breeding facility have a pair of panties on hand?
For entertainment?

Which contain enough calories for one person for a day. One person being an adult male in a wartime situation of 10-15 hrs of work. I doubt they're malnourished enough to stop getting periods, although Chiito is pretty flat so she could have not undergone puberty for whatever reason, such as stress.
Humans probably worked at the facility, they must have had a change of clothes on hand for when they got out of their aquatic uniforms. Perhaps underwear with two layers of cloth separated by a plastic sheet would do the trick.

Want some potato chips, user?

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But Chii-chan is icy cold now.

delet

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Sexy little chi chan

Yuuri's probably are worse for wear, the pits under her massive boobs are a lot like armpits in how sweaty they get.

Do girls really sweat out of their boobs like that?

When I was in high school I was told women needed to put deodorant under them sometimes to help with it.

the two girls in the right-hand 4koma seem really familiar.

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>One person being an adult male in a wartime situation of 10-15 hrs of work
WWII era emergency D-rations issues by the US only had 1800 calories and were meant to last a day, and the ration bar an user posted a picture of further up only contained 2400 calories. 900-1200 calories per day isn't much at all.

Will I ever get along with the hopelessness, Yea Forums?

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If you ever figure out the secret, let us know.

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I'm sorry user I think I'm doomed to forever lay in bed doing nothing hoping for the hopelessness to just kinda leave.

Giving up is a form of getting along with it.

I gave up a long time ago but I don't think it relaly helped me feel better like I tell myself it did.

It helps if you can keep your mind occupied with stuff. The only time I'm ever alone with just my thoughts is right when I wake up and right before bed, the rest of the time I'm either shitposting on here or watching something or listening to music or playing a game or reading. Cuts down on my thoughts of dying to only like 30 min to an hour a day, mostly before I fall asleep.
This too, after realizing my life is destined to be pathetic and worthless it doesn't hurt so bad.

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Try getting a hobby like Yuuri. She liked drawing, chewing on metal, eating, and singing just to name a few.

What if you're not good at anything and have no metal to chew?

There's only one place for Shimeji and Egg to go!

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Computer programming and/while anal masturbation.

Try plastic, chewing on straws occupies your time. Make a Blender donut and progress from there maybe, it takes less skill than you might think to make decent 3D models from high quality reference pictures.

youtube.com/watch?v=OrNSRttzLDk
Good thread, see you next chapter Yea Forums.
or next thread in general, if we ever manage have them survive for an extended time between chapters again.

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>I'm here to burn books and chew metal
>and I'm already out of metal

Play a game, watch anime, fuck your ass with a dildo, it doesn't matter what you do as long as you enjoy it and it doesn't hurt you or someone else.
Based mou owannai poster. This thread felt like it went by really fast.

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Thank you for the thread anons, I love you.

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This can't be a correct translation, can it?
I'm pretty sure that 月 means "moon" by itself, are all the other Kanji really that pointless?

See you next thread, friend.

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>This thread felt like it went by really fast.
I felt it too, sucks because these threads are all I really look forward to, but also happy they're lively threads with actually good discussion.

you all faggots better not kill yourselves until the next thread, we are in this together.

breakcore

>Computer programming
I got started on it but just couldn't get myself out of bed most days so I fell off of it. If I can get myself into a working mood some day I can hope to get back to it. Same happened when I tried learning art.
>anal masturbation
n-no...
>Make a blender donut and progress from there
3D modeling sounds interesting actually. Always had interest in art, but gave up on 2D pretty quick after realizing I didn't have much talent
>Play a game, watch anime
That's most of what I do really I just wish I had the motivation to do something more involving.
>Fuck your ass with a dildo
n-no...
>it doesn't matter what you do as long as you enjoy it and it doesn't hurt you
y-yeah id never do that too late for that sorry

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>you all faggots better not kill yourselves until the next thread
you never know what I'll do next user, I'm a loose canon with nothing to lose.

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It won't hurt so much if you use lube next time user.

i really think SSR got it right with this scene
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we're all just going to die because people in power are fucking stupid

Unironically go to a doctor, if you're feeling this terrible what do you have to lose? Don't hurt yourself either dummy, it isn't worth it, I promise.

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>we almost went a thread without the instant depression video
Weirdly glad it's still managed to find a way here.

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People in power are often not stupid, they just work for their own interests.

i was a bit late but i do my best to post it whenever i see a "tkmiz" based thread

>3D modeling sounds interesting actually
2D takes a shitton of work since you have to understand perspective and proportions. With 3D software tracing is very easy if you have orthographic reference pictures, so you can start by just getting good with modeling tools and topology and learn the other art skills like perspective once you're invested enough to be motivated. Just learn the software, then start making more complex objects. I have a Kettenkrad in the early stages.

> their own interests
again, them being stupid
for example what use is money when everyone is dead and the planet is a toxic wasteland?

is cutting down the rainforest to make more land for cows to sell more beef to make more money REALLY more important than oxygen, which literally have to breath continuously to live?

They won't be the ones having that problem, their grand grandchildren will. Or what, you think the world's going to turn into Fallout in our lifetime?

Honestly I don't think anyone else is at a loss if anything happens to me. And I feel like it's a waste of a doctor's time.
I don't really feel depressed either, I don't think at least. I feel the same as I did a long time ago before I was really "like this", at least I think so. I guess I don't like myself enough either. I think about going to a doc one day but for now I'm a semi shut-in so going out's a bit uncomfortable. I probably make no sense I've not slept in a long time, sorry. Thank you though user.
I can't promise that I can stop the hurting though. It's rare but helps me feel a little better.

it's the "fuck you got mine" attitude they all seem to have that i find so repulsive
i find such selfishness truly abhorrent
the world will continue to get worse and worse

>I don't really feel depressed either, I don't think at least. I feel the same as I did a long time ago before I was really "like this", at least I think so.
Maybe your feeling like shit comes from abuse or something. I always felt like my problem couldn't be depression because it felt like my normal and I was right. Unfortunately antidepressants often do nothing but blunt your emotions if you don't actually have a depressive disorder.

That's really the issue at hand, and there's very little we can do from our small station in life. All we can hope is that the next generation of leaders is an improvement, assuming we don't collapse before then.

You should take this and see, it's not one of those meme online tests but a real clinical screening one and it just takes a few minutes, knowing is half the battle. psychcentral.com/quizzes/depression-quiz/

It's okay user, I've been in a similar position to yours and while my life is still pretty unpleasant, it's moved from a 1/10 to maybe a 4 or 5/10 if we use videogame scoring where 7 or 8 is ok.

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different user here but this test seems pretty effective
i was forced to be tested like last month and i scored a 20/27 on the PHQ-9, which is severe depression just like pic related

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>70 - severe depression
better score than most of my tests I got in high school at least. I may have cushioned a couple of answers to sound better than I am though
I guess I've just got problems but don't want them fixed. I'm bad at that kind of thing I guess. Maybe I'm in denial? I dunno I was kinda forced into a therapist as a teen and they told me I had bad depression and didn't believe them back then either so I guess I have difficulty accepting it.

Oops, you're right, I thought that was PHQ-9, but I think that one is made by the same dude, Goldberg. That's usually where I score on PHQ-9 too when I used to take it at the clinic.
I feel the same way, there's so much shit wrong with my life that I just do not care enough to fix, probably why therapy never worked for me. Eventually I stopped being completely miserable for whatever reason and usually feel somewhat okay as long as I keep my mind occupied, hopefully you can get to that state too, it's not great but it's certainly an improvement.

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moshi moshi this user desu
i've been depressed for 5 years and counting now
i was perfectly content just "suffering" in silence because of the constant crushing feeling of apathy that my depression causes but i was recently forced to get a "official" diagnosis because i needed it to claim benefits

i don't really know what to say to you
i don't have anything positive or helpful
all i can say, for what it's worth you're not alone
but well, good job for lasting so long

i just feel flat
i don't even feel sad or miserable anymore
this sounds stupid but i feel "depressed" in the literal sense - crushed
i literally just don't care about anything anymore
all i feel is a constant and unending apathy
i distract myself by passing time by watching anime because that's the sole thing i have interest and that's about the only time i feel something even remotely close to "happy" / "ok"

Yeah, it really does feel like you're being crushed, like some kind of mental pain so intense that it turns physical. I wish i could provide more than affirmations and empathy but it's kinda like the blind leading the blind, not that psychiatrists know what to do either since they're almost stuck in the medieval ages as far as actual treatment goes. Just keep doing what you enjoy and strive to survive one day at a time and I think it can get better somehow, you'll always have your tkmiz thread friends here too, even if we can't blog all the time just know a lot of us are in similar positions.

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Thanks for the help user. I hope you manage to improve further, glad to hear as time progressed you got better. Honestly I wouldn't mind how I feel if it didn't stop me from doing near anything. Even the things I used to have passion for like art and other writing shit I just can't bring myself to do. Even been offered jobs by family and denied them because I just can't be assed to do anything. I don't feel sad I feel literal nothing, if it makes sense even when with people I don't feel genuinely happy, I just feel 'oh I'm having a good time'.
That helped lift me up a good bit user. Thank you. I hope that you can find something to help you out, you helped me feel better than I usually do these days, so if it helps at all, I appreciate you.

as they say on /fit/ - we're all gunna make it
i do hope that's true
maybe 10, 20, 30 years from now scientists will get their heads together and complete a concrete cure for it
i mean they're already making some good headway with psychedelics so i'm sure they'll get it done "soon"
well i'm glad you feel just the tiniest bit better and i do too
having a "place to be" and people to talk to does help just a bit i feel

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>i don't even feel sad or miserable anymore
>this sounds stupid but i feel "depressed" in the literal sense - crushed
>i literally just don't care about anything anymore
>all i feel is a constant and unending apathy
I haven't thought about it before, but it makes me feel better seeing people here that feel the same kind of bullshit I do.
I hope you all will try your best as well.

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Maybe the real Last Tour was the friendship we all made along the way

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