here's your waifu bro
Shuumatsu no Valkyrie
>No Gilgamesh, Jeanne d'Arc, King Arthur
Wtf bros, I thought nips loved them
>tfw no genghis khan
>tfw no hitler
>tfw no napoopan
really, there's a lot missing
This will mercilessly compared with Fate and you want to include them? Also, Jeanne has been overused by anime, she deserves a rest.
Hitler is just the edgy pick, the other two could be good options. Genghis is interesting as a warrior, Napoleon is interesting as a representative of both human power and weakness
>that ts
whose matches are you really not looking forwards to?
for me it's the other two japanese fighters
they're another swordsman and a fat dude
There are way too many Norse and Greek characters
I'm curious about how Tesla will fight.
almost certainly with electro punk super gadgets
Sakata will at least have an axe.
Those are the most boring, overused picks
Will this fight be one of the most emotional next to Adam?
if geir becomes jack's weapon, yes
can anyone beat this intro?
Are they going to asspull Poseidon back to life soon or wait until after the tournament finishes?
>killed only like handful people
>somehow is the "most evil"
>tfw you realize Heracles killed more women than Jack
>humans have to win
>it would be too boring if it's "omggg the good guy won" again
>lol just switch the roles and make the human evil so people support the god this time
This will be good, RIP Heracles
how big is his dick?
Gilgamesh is a demigod. He’d probably be on the god side by default like Herc in spite of being part human
>Gods: Mostly Occidental
>Humans: Mostly Oriental
>in a Japanese manga
Oh wow. What could it ever mean?
but a majority of the humans aren't oriental
Female artist draws some nice titties
every backstory so far has been blown way way out of proportion
i'm sure jack will be made into an immense monster or an incredibly sympathetic figure
Who is the virgin and who is the chad?
lads, where should I go if I want to read raws?
let's talk about the cuteness that is geir
when will she actually do something instead of just reacting to Brunhilde's crazy antics
They're all just generals, though. Their fame comes from their leadership and strength of the armies, not their raw, individual power. If we're really gonna go by who killed the most people in history, that'd probably be Mao or Stalin, and neither of them were fighters or soldiers at all. All, or almost all, the people picked by the Valkyries were renowned for their individual strength, be it physical, intellectual, or spiritual, with the only exception being Qin Shi Huang.
Where is Sigurd? Also is it true that Loki controls Brynhilde
Search the archives. Most of them are uploaded here before they get translated.
Real question. How many gods are there in the Japanese "pantheon"? I don't know the right word so I'm using pantheon.
like, an absolute shitload
Do yokai count as gods?
imagine waking up next to geir and she's got bed hair like this
Calling it:
>Brynhildr plans on being the Volund of the second-to-last fight, hopping to win Ragnarok by score advantage before Geir has to fight, in order to protect her
>The second-to-last fighter of humanity can’t participate for one reason or the other, Sigurd steps up as replacement
>Drama between him and Bryn, they decide to let their past behind and fight as a couple
>They sadly loose, causing a heartbreaking death scene with Geir dying over Bryn’s dying body, Bryn tell her to be strong and keep believing
>Sigurd and Bryn pass away in peace, happy to have had the occasion to have a last dance together on the battlefield, and entrusting the future of humanity to Geir and the last human fighter
So when will this get an anime?
I hope Kintoki will be a muscle shota.
This is retarded. Why would Ripper fight for humans if he fucking murdered humans himself? It's gonna be even more silly if he loses and all he did was make elimination of humankind justified. Stupid Hilda. There are so many better options.
there was no reason to choose sasaki over other samurais until be bullshitted a reason for it, and it was entertaining
jack will be the same
Not even yokai (they’re spirits/demons, rather), there is a kami in literally everything, every single stone and tree, it’s an animist religion
*Geir crying
>everyone wanking french representatives like Napoleon or Jeanne d'Arc
>meanwhile not even Fate cares about this absolute chad
Might as well put Asterisk or Obelisk if we are getting fictional characters like Kintoki and Adam.
Probably average. But the real questions is: How godlike would sexual prowess be? Imagine being fucked in accordance with the final result he gets from his Thousand Images. Favorite positions, most sensitive spots, biggest turn-ons - all of that, and anything else he might need, extrapolated through countless simulations run solely to optimize the pleasure received. The single, most mind-shattering orgasm any given human could feel, stored as one of his data structures. He probably turned every cute girl he came across into a quivering mess (in his head, at least) just for the occasional ego boost or to stave off boredom
>the virgin Hercules
>became a god by doing bitch work for Zeus
>fights against humanity in spite of being half human
>plans on bending over and begging for humanity's life from the gods instead of fighting like a man
>doesn't even deserve to be called Adam's kid
>the chad Ripper
>fighting for mad jokes
>killed like 5 people and became world famous
>a gentleman and conoisseur of bitches
This was a great fucking chapter
>shows Jack was added for more than a dude serial killer lmao reason
>forces Hercules to challenge his own morals, being forced to kill a human, who is the 'worst' of them all, in order to kill humanity as a whole
>that Loki somehow stealing Brun's form and choosing for her
Asterix was semi-canonically acknowledged as a god in Twelve Tasks, we don't want to make the match too one-sided.
Roland and Astolfo are in Fate, tho.
Last time I checked, Roland only appears in a side chapter and isn't summonable. Astolfo is the paladin they always focus on.
I mixed up, Charlemagne shows up in Extella Link, Roland's nowhere.
Charlemagne is also underrated as shit tbqh.
well, you can also say that most humans, not being demigods, kinda suck in western myths while in eastern folklore they are pretty powerful
still I have no fucking clue how QSH, first emperor of china but not even a general, Nostradamus, and Tesla are going to fight
Nice to see people giving Geir some love
I don't know, there are a fuckton of Chinese out there and they never were decimated, like Europeans with the Black Plague, Native Americans with conquest and diseases, and Blacks with shitty luck in general. Indians also count as Asians and they're also a fuckton of people.
Who's the artist?
>Her Onii-chan is going to get murdered
Her cuteness level is 100/100, and she's IMAGINE tier.
Chika Katou
Hercules raised too many flags. The most predictable fight so far.
I dunno if I see Jack taking this. He's deathflagged like 5 times by now.
>humanity's MOST HATED
>humanity just won
>Greek pride literally on the line and there are no more Greeks after him (I think, too lazy to check, just correct me if wrong)
>other stuff I'm sure
Nice, thanks
no prob
>>humanity's most hated man
>>gods see him as the proof that humanity must be eliminated
>>human either dont care or boo hoo him
>>no power of nakama, still fight because that's right thing to do
>>only Herc understands, respects and fights him in a manly fight
>>lose but win the respect from everyone
>>live like a demon, die like a man
Kino/10
Most hated or most evil is hardly a death flag. However, giving another win to humans right now and leaving them tied with gods sounds like something that wouldn't happen. Also, the greeks still have Apollo, but he sounds like prime jobber material.
The 'greek revenge' deathflag is the biggest to me, so.
"humanity's most hated" is a dumb mistranslation.
he's the most hated by Brunhild, not humanity.
Charlemagne is pretty powerful in Extella Link, he's a Ruler which is pretty busted on its own and as a Saber he has mana burst and a sword beam that combines all the sword beams of his 12 Peers
I'd go for Vercingetorix as baguette rep.
Yeah, biggest deathflag for Hercules.
He is in the game, but isn't playable yet. Also.
>not picking the part where he streaks out of grief.
>jack was never a knife maniac
>his cane has a concealed spear tip
>Geir is going to be his weapon
i m a g i n e
His thing will be being disliked by humans anyway, or at least showing humanity's bad side. I guess that Hilde hated having to pick him because he's a good warrior despite his evilness?
Did he do something noteworthy besides being defeated by Caesar? Or at least something memeworthy enough to be a candidate? Charlemagne seems a better option, given that even the term Paladin comes from him.
On the other hand, Leonidas is on the list and he's pretty much certain to use a spear.
Urahara Kisuke? What are you doing here?
Vercingetorix isn't really known for anything else. He seized power specifically to defeat Caesar and failed, thus he did nothing else before or after that. It's a decent achievement to unite Gaul and lead it into battle, Gaul was a huge territory at the time and leading armies wasn't easy. There are various estimates about how many soldiers he had, Wikipedia says the modern estimation is around 150 000, adding together his original army and the relief that tried to join him at Alesia.
I'll be honest here, as much as I love Geir, I don't like her color scheme.
I agree, I guess the green clothes are fine but gray-purple hair ain't right.
Predict the endgame
>The gods' seeming 7-6 victory gets reversed on them when Rasputin turns out to be alive after all
The fights don't end until someone dies, so not possible.
Hilde will be the Valkyrie in the penultimate battle and will lose. Geir will inherit her resolve and become the final Valkyri. Being obviously a spear due to her name, it limits the people Geir can pair with. Leonidas is the most likely spear user on the list. Historically he has a thing for leading a final defense against overwhelming odds.
I predict that some of the matches will a battle of wits. Particularly for Nostradamus. I could see a Loki vs Nostradamus match where they play a board game (please not mahjong) and they both try to predict and cheat each other. The humans are not supernatural thus far so Nostradamus has to be some guy who's just really good at understanding the human psyche and predicting behavior in order to make an educated guess on future events. He's a prime candidate for requesting a mental battle. Also, Kojiro did the combat prediction thing already.
I want the prettified version of Simo
She's cute, but her problem is that she's always standing next to Bru, she's just too much when her calm mask starts to crack.
You're going to get Simo right after an exploding shell went off in his face and you're going to damn well like it.
Exactly. This is what her color scheme should look like, given the normal shading of her hair in black and white.
Almost every western "hero" is either a demigod or someone "chosen by the gods". They wouldn't qualify as representatives.
>ftfy
>They wouldn't qualify as representatives.
Most Roman heros and Alexander the great would though. Also near every one of King Arthur's fantastically strong knights, except Arthur himself would make the cut.
What should have been
A lot of Medieval heroes would work. King Arthur (fateshitters be damned), Beowulf, Charlemagne or Roland, Amadis de Gaul, El Cid, any of the Nine Worthies, etc. Of course, nips wouldn't know about any of those except the first one.
fuck
Compared to the actual color scheme. It doesn't look that bad here, maybe it was just that image that seemed a bit off.
Vampire Gabu > Angel Gabu
I'm just surprised she isn't blonde despite having unshaded hair.
We're thinking of Hercules getting mindbroken so yes.
I wouldn't mind if this is the fight that makes the gods truly want humanity wiped out.
>anime adaptation
>3-4 cours
>13 valkyries voiced by top seiyuu
>13 different ending theme sung by the each valkyrie's seiyuu and the visuals are picture book of the story of each humanity's fighter
>fighting game with additional originals characters by the end of the anime
>the game become big esports
JUST IMAGINE
Agreed. Gabriel should show up and wreck some human's shit with nothing but his trumpet.
What would you do with our Jackie-boi?
strawpoll.me
Fuck that shit.
The vikings and celts also have a number of good names, the problem is that the author seems to want to avoid entirely mythical characters. Kintoki seems to be the only entirely mythical one, and well, Adam, but since there had to be a first human, he's at least a reasonable pick.
I want a female Simo with a similar scar
Beowulf didn't do ridículous shit like being underwater for a day to beat a monster? He would be a nice candidate, but I think he's entirely made up.
With that version of Hitler gods wouldn't have the power to kill of humanity.
You just need a robot buddy and a training montage with Stalin to beat him.
>Implying he can't be like pic related and have an army of clones and tanks at his side.
By driving everyone mad.
>13 valkyries voiced by top seiyuu
Adam's Valkyrie didn't say a word, not that I would mind having the Valkyries' personality expanded.
Alright, what connection does Tesla have to the Black Pharaoh?
Why is Tesla associated with cosmic horrors
Wasn't Nyarlathotep's inspiration Tesla? Also this is more of a joke since the feats, powers, backstories are exaggerated to the point that I wouldn't put it past the author to pull out the crawling chaos.
Who do you think will be the fighters of the 13th round? Betting Shiva as the Gods representative since he continues being cucked
I am seeing Gaer as the 12th battle valkyrie and Brunhyld as the 13th battle valkyrie
What would be a good theme for a Shiva fight?
Never knew that, you might be onto something.
You would think that the gods would already have noticed it wasn’t a joke event once Adam almost beat the litteral god boss.
I guess Adam was too special. Kojiro doesn’t have any insane origin in comparison to the father of humanity who was made into the god’s image.
Better tell me who is gonna fight who.
Simo Vs Apollo is pretty much a must but what about the rest? Who will fight Nostradamus or simo against?
Hercules is going to lose, painfully. So many death flags have gone off for him, Greece wanting their revenge, him being honorable and wanting humanities salvation, Jack the Ripper being hyped as an unfathomable piece of shit. JtR is going to slowly torture and mindbreak Hercules before stabbing him to death just like those prostitutes, and humanity will have a grim, unsatisfying victory.
>Jack is not an ugly incel
The fuck..?
Incels collect good boy points because they think they will get sex with a whore after getting 10
11/10 slayer Chads kill them because they took the ultimate redpill
If Tesla fights Loki I think there's a chance the author will go this route since it will be Chaos vs Chaos.
oh please, who could possible hate hitler?
Tesla, host of the nightmare
>half of his is a bishounen and half of it is a monster
JAPAN GETS ALL THOSE COOL SAMURAI AND EUROPE GETS A SERIAL KILLER?
Honey you mean HUNKules
Jack was picked because he is the only serial killer with legendary status. Just as Adam and Kojiro werent real and Lu bu's life was exaggerated to near myth levels.
Of course there were far worse killers in history than Jack. In any shit tier country were cops are useless you can hear of killers with dozens of victims before they were caught. But there is no myth surrounding them.
shhh white people are crazy unlike honorable japs
>he is the only serial killer with legendary status
Zodiac killer
LOL, no
Nostradamus vs Odin
jack the ripper is exaggerated too
Of course he was, thats why I say he has legendary status.
How many women are on this list?
Hitler may as well be a god at this point anyway.
Too many japs I never heard of
hrist is a lucky girl
then why is Simo picked?
he's barely known other than when you google world's deadliest sniper
she deserves lots of love
>Since Simo Haya's quirk will most likely be always hidden and his opponent probably Anubis or Apollo (long range attacks), the only way to know he's dead or alive is through a gauntlet with fire, when the fire dies it means his heart stopped or similar.
>Opponent god strikes decisive blow, flame dies, announcer proclaims God the winner
>out of nowhere a bullet to the god's chest
>nani
>second shot lands in head, dead god.
>Simo just lowered his heartbeat so much it made the flame shrink until it looked like it died out.
Every time I see Raiden's name on that list I WASH AWAY THE ANGER
Maybe the author wanted a sniper fight?
Gaer should be 13th and Brun as the 12th. Brun the strongest and eldest of the Valkyrie losing and Gaer yungest and weakest winning will be Kino.
This manga made me realize how Japan's history wasn't really that interesting.
europe also gets leonidas, tesla, rasputin, simo and nostradamus
We should get Lenin and lead all the dead humans in glorious revolution against the gods. Fuck the tournament
One serial killer is enough.
Because he's the closest thing we have to a 20th century legend. Think how overblown the guy is.
>Some say he has a total of 500
>official record puts it around 250.
>White Death
>dude he ate ice to hide his breath
>he spent days without food or water waiting for the kill.
>No training, was just a good hunter before
>no scope, just Mosin Nagant potato rifle sights.
>killed entire platoons, single handedly pushed the soviets back
There are 3 confirmed truths in all those statements plus the official kill count, but common joe who even heard of him would tell you it's all true. Just as the Samurai feats where exaggerated, Simo's feats are as well.
Europe also has Leonidas.
HUNKULES vs incel who kills old prostitutes from behind
Who could possibly win?
The incel
Shiva is clearly the next fight, with that in mind who is going to be his most likely adversary?
Will rasputin going to be an immortal asshole with a horse dong?
He just had to wear a guy fawkes mask
it's pretty terrible
at least he got rid of it
So the literally-who is going to fight Buddha, right?
I hope they make the match entertaining, cause fuck that waste of a spot on the Humanity side.
Leonidas
>wub wub
which literally who
souji or tameemon?
>All old ass faggots from stick and stone age
>No modern hero
Dropped
Probably tameemom vs buddha desu
Not sure who else would go vs him
is a sniper not modern enough for you?
How likely is a Rasputin vs Anubis match?
>who is simo
>who is rasputin
>Simo Hayha
>The most modern human to get legendary status.
Regular buddha or fat buddha?
Yeah sorry, meant that Sumo guy.
I don't know how he's going to spin Souji to be interesting. The best idea would be to replace him at the last moment with someone more interesting, but that's not going to happen.
Starts regular, get pushed around.
Become fat, sumo match intensify.
Sumo still wins because sugoi nippon.
Holy shit Buddha sumo match sounds fun.
>Souji Okita gets replaced at the last second
>by Toshizo Hijikata
I would assume rasputin vs beelzebub
since they're both bringers of ruin and temptation
I really hope souji gets replaced
since he's just "another japanese swordsman"
>yfw taemeemon doesn't use a weapon because he's a sumo wrestler
>yfw his volund is power armour/a mecha
Fuck, if they actually start namedropping other Shinsengumi members and Okita goes "I learned a lot from you all, here are my techniques" or some shit like that, I'm gonna be mad.
Cause that sounds likely, and that's exactly what Kojiro did.
>I'm the god that presides over afterlife, I can just kill you with a thought
>Good look with that
Pretty likely. Uncle Rasputin will get overblown to the point it's said death just didn't want him.
>Faggots from fucking 1900s
>Modern
>Not realizing the Valyrie is going to be the mawashi
Fuck you user, now I'm excited for a literal who's fight.
What legend from the 2000 are there?
Kadhafi? Pewdiepie? Shinzo Abe?
en.m.wikipedia.org
Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Trump
yes?
Shinji Aoba
>I don't know how myths or legends work at all
Based retard
Would love to have a Humanity Battle Royale then.
Trump versus Qin Shi Huang.
yes
I hope he goes full I'M NOT DEAD YET and pulls out the win while almost in pieces
Fuck off /pol/ go ruin the dota 2 sticky instead
Shirou
I thought his records were mostly lowered around since he usually fires at daybreak and no one would sees him coming and that he just doesn't give a shit about fame and glory other than duck hunting and hunting.
Is it confirmed that winning humans get a valkyrie as a waifu?
here's your bishie, bro
Just slap a phantom of the opera mask on him.
well, the chosen humans are going to become "the einherjar"
I assume that means "valkyrie husbando" in this universe
They are already Einherjars the moment they are chosen for the battles. The event is called Ragnarok. Einherjars fight them. In this case, Valkyries are just picking up best warriors as candidates of Einherjars
>no Ted
>no Tiny Soldier
>no Mad Jack
step up your game bob
Häyhä died in 2002
he's gonna comeout as some scarred hottie
>score is 6-5 in favor of the humans
>souji's spirit dies because of tuberculosis
>Bryn wants to settle this once and for all, she starts searching for a replacement, As she browses the candidates shes blushes because of nostalgia.
> "you went through great lengths to save me, will you do the same for humanity?*Presses the select button*
>Sigurd is summoned
>the reason bryn is adamant in saving humanity is because a human saved her once.
> Both are happy to see each other and their flashback is about how sigurd and brynd met
>a close battle commences but resulted in humanitys lost.
> bryn asks geir to do her best and win as she disappears
>score is tied now, geir is determined
>aggressively smash the select button
>its leonidas
>known as leading and winning in front of overwhelming odds
>the spectators are the spartan Army"ahoo ahoo"
>geir becomes a shield and spear
Thoughts?
I just want geir to have a happy ending
Beelzebub is not fighting Adam? what a load of bullshit
>Geir becomes a spartan woman
Give it to me
The snake in Adam's backstory wasn't the same being as him anyway.
This
However, I think the reunion between Bryn and Sigurd will not be peaceful, as even tho I believe that Sigurd will be absolutely willing to put himself on the line for humanity, Bryn kinda did plotted his assasination over a misunderstanding
What is sigurd and bryns story? Did they like each other?
I imagine lef side of his face missing only leaving a skull.
iirc he tricked her into marrying some prince or king and she arranged his death because of that
I'm gonna predict right now that Tesla will refuse a Valkyrie weapon because he wants to win with his own creations.
why would anubis have long range attacks?
They did love each other but it's complicated. The basic story is that a guy named Siegmund was a son of Odin and had a twin named Sieglind he was in love with. Freya, Odin's wife, insulted by the incestuous Relationship as she is godess of marriage, guilt trips Odin into abandoning Siegmund during a duel against Sieglind's legitimate husband, and tasks Brynhildr to ensure Odin keeps his word. But moved by the twin's sincere love, Bryn saves Siegmund from a certain death. Odin punishes her by putting into a magical slumber and cursing her into falling in love with the first man she will see upon waking up ; he also surrounds her sleeping body with a ring of godly flames only a man worthy of the love of a Valkyrie can cross. That man just so happened to be Sigurd (not to be associated with Siegfried who slayed the dragon Fafnir, Richard Wagner made the mistake of fusing the two in his operas), the grown-up son of Siegmund and Sieglind. Sigurd, strikened by Brynhildr' beauty, accepts to marry her, but later, Sigurd had lost his memory because of some scheming prick named Hagen who had a grudge against Odin, and falls in love with another woman. Bryn, unknowing of Sigurd's amnesia, publicly confronts him about it, but Sigurd, not remembering her, denies it and takes an oath to be killed on the spot if Bryn's accusation are revealed to be true. Hagen later restores Sigurd's memories who, striken by guilt, lets himself be strucked down by Hagen as per his oath. Brynhild's learns about her mistake, and throws herself into Sigurd's funeral pyre out of grief.
Gelgamesh hates gods like hell.
Gabriel whould fight for humans.
>could have anyone who hated the Gods
>not bringing the guy who erected a giant tower to say fuck you to the Gods and that he would unite them but God fucked him over for that
>is called the The Great Hunter
WHERE the fuck is Nimrod?
>Hercules on the side of the gods
wtf yea he got to olimp but still
Not so fast.
poorn bryn
And Jacob? And Samson? Heck, Solomon could probably work in there if he had access to his Key.
>the Valyrie is going to be the mawashi
youtube.com
>Actually Gintoki going to show up.
Nice.
The archangels would be absolute wild cards if the author were to introduce them. They could be allied with other half-gods and help out Brunhilde when needed, or they could be the gods' biggest bootlickers and become the exact opposite of the Valkyries. I wanna see either one happen so bad.
>porn bryn
Yes
One of his version jobbed to a fucking fly. I don't think he would get over that
It could only be better if the surviving human fighters like Sasaki joins the "ahoo ahoo" chants in the front since it's the final battle
didn't your daddy tell you never to stick your dick in crazy
Simo's going to get wrecked isn't he?
what makes you say that, user?
He's human and not japanese.
well somebody human and not japanese has to win
there aren't enough japs to win by themselves
I'm rooting for Herakles.
>being a race traitor
father didn't die for this
Susano will seppuku himself to give humans another win
What if the Jack the Ripper the series meant actually was Raiden?
what
>or they could be the gods' biggest bootlickers
They hate gods with passion too.
>Raiden (雷電?), real name Jack, also known as Jack the Ripper, White Devil, and Snake
man, they couldn't have been trying any harder to make him seem cool, could they
Jacob is under appreciated he is the man who made the angel of death surrender
I thought he was half human.
he became a god when he died
Does he have a chance to win if he is chosen by Bryn as a representative ?
Humanity is mentioned to have a story of seven million years, what are the odds that, picking only 13 people, you would pick someone from the last 100 years?
Sadly, that puts Sigurd as a demigod. Still, I doubt that the author doesn't put Sigurd given that Hilde and Odin are so prominent.
If the author was enough of a fanboy to include Simo, sure as hell he won't leave him lose.
well, he's the child of a demigod
and he didn't become a god when he died like hercules
he's fine as a human contestant
Bunch of literally whos
It's not a rule, but the author seems to have refrained to pick totally legendary heroes for human team, as oppossed to real people with legends around them, with the exception of kintoki. I think it's on purpose, to better contrast humanity with gods and mythic stuff, though it doesn't mean that demigods are automatically disqualified.
geir!
That's only one of them, though. And we know for a fact that Beelzebub (whom some associate with Lucifer/Satan) is on the gods' side.
This is the only person that cant lose for me
>Rasputin
It's gonna be an endurance match with him, isn't it? Why the fuck it is alway either him or Ivan Grozniy always, anyway?
>nostradamus
can see the future up to a few seconds
>Tesla
weird scifi gadgets or a laser canon
The MOST HATED thing is there so you root for Heracles and feel sad when he dies.
Fucking Leonidad did all that at the age of 60
Is not Rafael the warrior angel?
You must’ve really really hated your wrist
I know right, over half the fighters on the god side and most of the supporting characters are either Grec or Norse
At this point, we don't have much info on Jack, and considering how much the others' backstories were changed, it wouldn't be surprising if Jack gets anything to make him sympathethic. Considering that he's a cold blooded murderer of innocent victims instead of a warrior and that even Brunhilde (or Loki disguised as her) called him a real piece of shit, this might be hard to pull off.
Norse make sense because valkyries are central to the plot, and at least they're only 3 big names. Greeks, on the other hand, got Zeus, which makes sense, Poseidon, which was basically another Zeus in the myths, and in the story was the least inspired design, Apollo, what the fuck is he even doing here, possibly the least interesting sun god, and Heracles, who at least got an interesting spin, but it's not even cemented in popular imagination as a god.
yeah it wouldn't surprise me but Heracles is clearly built up to be the good guy in this fight. Also it would be a good way to give humans another victory without it feeling too cheap.
should have more egyptian gods
like Set, or apophis
Read the latest chapter. He isn't really on the side of the gods
YESSSS SOMEONE ELSE THAN VALHALLA SCANS PICKED THIS UP
Lucyfer wouldn't like this. Maybe. Something, something, war in heaven.
youtube.com
Hmm strange, maybe he want to test human strength or something.
>muh fateshit
honestly fuck off.
>we need to fight the God's themselves using humanity's greatest champions!!
>let's use someone who hired prostitutes then stabbed them while they were getting changed
this is fucking stupid. I'm quite a few chapters behind but I'm dropping it here.
okay
bye bye
I expected hitler wielding the longinus lance.
>This manga made me realize how Japan's history wasn't really that interesting.
Whenever somebody says this about anything you know that guy's barely literate.
>it's a borgar thinks his g.i.s are cool episode
this threads are so awful when there are too many murricans and dbz expats
>jew fairy tales
Nobody cares
>Adam
All mythologies have a first human, it's hardly a jewish invention. The name is well know though.
>Rasputin
The most boring choice of "notdeadyet" style fighters, really, even among slavic figures.
who would you have chosen, user?
s-shut up...
F
Out Slavs alone:
>Peresvet
>Kolovrat
>Suvorov
I'm just mostly anoyed, that whenever slav figures come up, be it here or Fate, the only 2 ever mentioned are Rasputin of Ivan IV.
13 fighters is a mistake, should have used 30 or sth on each side
Because they're the only Russians actually known about in Japan?
none of those are as interesting as rasputin
and really only Kolovrat even counts as a "not dead yet"
What would he do after winning ?, Chilling with Musashi on a hotdog stand ?
>Beowulf
Might as well put Fingolfin, Feanor and Galndalf
he's currently showing hrist the power of his golden age in a back room somewhere
>Fingolfin
Never again was there an elf at least half as metal.
>Mao or Stalin
They didn't personally kill anyone either... In fact the famines they caused were caused by their entire government structures as the blame trickled down
I think he's cool ;-;
He was the OG!
Is there something wrong with Valhalla Scans? They seemed pretty good.
such enormous balls that knife ear had
not him, but valhalla scans is pretty fuckin slow
>Giant Hedonistic Ladykilling spiritual healer is uninteresting
Most stories don't even go past his mysticism, but I feel we'll get full scummy Ras here.
How do you figure?
None of the characters so far have been accurate to their history, fictional or not.
Rasputin is the incarnation of human desires. I bet the author will have him fighting Buddha who has no desires in his nirvana.
Ah! I thought they had just caught up with the manga.
It was some idiot who just grabbed the rough translation from the thread and had the gall to upload it udner his own name insted of Yea Forumsnonymous.
Yeah, sure, I get Rasputin, but why the fuck is Ivan more well know compared to someone like Nevskiy or Donskoy, though?
Peresvets legend, is him gambling on getting speared through to get his oponent and then dying only when he returned to his troops with a cavalry lance through his guts.
Suvorov at the time of his deployemnt in the Alps was illnes ridden, next to crippled from a bunch of old bullet wounds and still was both a frontline comander and had preference for melee. Hell, the whole "The bullet is a mad thing; only the bayonet knows what it is about." is his saying.
>scummy Ras
that's what I'm hoping for here at the very least, not just budget Koschei
And a wop, no less.
Thirty as much as I'd love that would be way too many for a monthly series. At the rate it's going now, we'll be lucky if it's done in five years.
>Historical figures bad because they were in Fate
Yeah as the other user said, they are slow
Herc wasn't their biggest fan either, but look where he is now.
Hell yeah.
>Kojiro isn't a real person
Wait, what?
>Literally who?
I love my wife Brunhilde!
So you think Kojiro is gonna hang around on the sidelines for banter, or is he just gonna fade out of relevance for the rest of the manga?
He's going to be around, but be more important for the Japanese fighters, like how Thos is going to be around for Loki/ Odin fight and how Zeus wants revenge for Poseidon.
her smile is cute
is looks nice along side my wife geir's
I think that user meant that Kojiro was never famous for having never won a duel, neither for having a knack for analyzing his opponents. He was regarded as one of the finest swordsmen of his time, and the most famous facts about him are losing to Musashi, using a slightly unusual sword, and the tsubame-gaeshi
Heracles is the guy full of death flags
>aims for justice, fight for what is right
Setting up a tragic death
>semigod that want to help humanity and is planing on convicing the gods on abandoning this competition and let humanity live
Not happening
>is a good vs evil fight, but the spectator side is the "villain"
Setting up a tragic death again
>loki could be the one behind this match this time
Not looking good for heracles
>jack is an assasin in his terrain, but is being settup as the weak one here
Jack is going to be the worst nightmare for heracles in this fight
>speed vs strenght fight made by japs
Nothing personnel
I agree. They are cuties.
>the kid has an X scar to match his dad
kinda cute
Kolovrat seems neat, he's very unknown but he has all the beats of a hero. Maybe the problem is that, he's very similar to other, better known characters. Peresvet is a guy that charged another guy and died, not very interesting.
on a ramen stand
Musashi's double wielding technique will be useeful to deal with Hrist's massive tits
the scans for this chapter were garbage
Well it'd be a pretty fucking boring manga if all the Gods just killed their opponent in the blink of an eye because they're just human.
I hope that Heracles at least gives a good fight. He wasn't pure strenght though, he also had speed and he was very cunning, the greeks valued all of the athlete's stats. He was one of the few heroes to use a bow, considered a cowardly weapon, and wasn't above using poisoned arrows. The problem is that, like Superman, most of his troubles could be solved with strenght alone, so his other stats kinda get forgotten.
It got sniped from Valhalla scans
Obviously, I was just clarifying what I think that user meant by Kojiro "not existing". Besides making them superhuman, their backstories are enriched, though at least Kojiro didn't got his backstory changed as much as Lu Bu. The only thing that sticks out as an invention is Kojiro having never won a fight, he couldn't have been regarded as the best swordsman of his time if he had never won.
>implying they won't both die resulting in a draw
>actually thinking there will be a draw
>yfw if hercules loses his fight that means apollo already won cause mah greece's revenge
>nippon banzai the manga
>Rasputin is the incarnation of human desires.
Dude is monk living in sage life all along. Do you think humans wants to live a monk's life most of the time?
I want to fuck the Russian queen
>rasputin vs buddha
>battle of revivals and reincarnations
Shiva is cool because god of destruction. Beelzebub and Anubis is a good choice too.
Almost everyone has been Legend+oc interpretation though, and the author can do a lot with a manipulator who was notoriously hard to get rid of. Or just have him fight Bubs and ramp his poison resistance feet up to 1000%
Stabbings and bullets, and also drowning resistant too. Hypnosis.
If the translation becomes good it should be called Simo Hayha fansub
as long as he gets a beard, unlike his Drifters' version
Gilgamesh is one quarter of the godhood. He is on human side.
Only one of those actually built a wall
Good point, it gives me some hope that Herc might win. Though Apollo might just lose anyway so Zeus has to deal with the despair of being the only Greek that won.
We don't want filthy halfbloods here. Only pure homo sapiens allowed.
Cute shota
I think Buddha will fight Tameemon because they're both fat lol. Also that Jack will mindrape Herc so hard Buddha will be the next fighter and be super pissed off.
I think you're thinking of maitreya. I'm pretty sure the Buddha was a beggar and in many ways, a philosopher that people took his teachings seriously. It was only until a rotten meat that he ate that he died of food poisoning.
>Shiva
>Beerus instead
>Be Zeus
>chairman of the gods
>your brother is one of the few gods ever murdered in all of Heaven's history
>your other brother fucking dies against a monkey that has never won a fight before
>your best child gets killed by a freaking brit that unironically wore a Guy Fawkes mask and that got famous for murdering a bunch poor and homeless women
>Apollo is riddled by bullets by some bullshit sniper whose name you can't even pronouce
>your jaw still hurts from Adam's punches
I kinda feel bad for him now
There's a fat chinese Buda who apparently only has the name in common, and it's some good fortune deity. Buddha was slim, he was also a beggar so it doesn't make sense for him to be fat. Whether the author knows it or not it's a different matter.
>buddha
>fat
Americans think the Buddha is fat because of some goofy statue they saw in a Chinese restaurant
Nah, human is just stage of to godhood or semi godhood. No difference.
I don't
Beyond based.
honestly Sasaki's brain not frying from all the clairvoyance he pulled makes Adam look kinda bad.
no, Zeus was clearly in a different league than Poseidon
This manga is questionable in lots of aspects, but I can't believe how he turned one of the most boring Bible characters in such a based guy. Not even talking about his holy sharingan, but his attitude.
I don't
It wasn't the clairvoyance what killed Adam, it was copying a god's moves in a mortal body. Kojiro limited himself to counter Poseidon with human moves and waiting for a killing blow's chance, in comparison, Adam got more hits against Zeus. Besides, the end of the fight and Zeus' words made pretty clear that most gods would have been screwed from fighting Adam.
>let Shiva fight him as planned
>can't copy shiva's moves because he only has two arms
Zeus had it and he blew it.
Shame that the characters have already forgotten about him
He can copy the physical properties of his opponent. If he couldn't grow an extra pair of arms though, he would still be able to dodge him completely every time.
so if Zeus used thunder he'd win more easily?
IIRC in Heimdal's intro, it implies that Kojiro isn't viewed as the best swordsman of his time/ever.
>He can copy the physical properties of his opponent
That's just stylization.
Fuck Him
Will he feel left out?
Fuck Zeus he killed my Dad
You're no better. You think Americans are all ignorant because of some shitty posts on /int/.
he really was
so why is zeus an old guy when poseidon is still as bishie as ever
Susano is there
Why does Zeus of all gods want to wipe humanity? Dude loved putting his dicks in humans. All the Greek gods loved to fuck humans.
Of course, but in real history his duel with Musashi is so famous because Musashi didn't just beat a nobody.
> hercules and apollo jobbs
> kills the most boring god of the list
> makes his appearence to clean the greece name
i can see that happening
Gods love wipeout humanity in all myths. Except in nords it is just war that killed everything even gods themselves.
I just want Tesla to deliver a HFY speech. Not necessarily full-blown fedora tier, but just something like
>Even the gods we named our planets after haven't seen them up close
>Humanity will be living on them within the next millennia
>Eventually humanity will surpass the reach of the gods
Hades is too busy having the monogamastic sex to participate.
Cringe
Hades unironically the most chill of the main Olympians, he just wants to live a wholesome life with his loving wife and do his job as the ruler of the underworld
See you next thread sweaty
>Hades thinks his family is crazy, and stays away from them
Too many unwanted offspring. Seriously, for a guy fated to be killed by one of his children, he wasn't very careful with his dick.
Also there’s evidence that the etymology of Cerberus goes back to the word «spotted»
So yeah, that adorable dork named his three-headed hellhound Spot.
>page 10
hey, we've had two bump limit threads from raws drop
kengan threads normally can't manage that
which is a shame, but whatever
Damn, I was hoping for a hot, big breasted former prostitute turned surgical madwoman.
I can't wait for him to dissect Heracles.
Because like many gods, even they see humanity can turn to irredeemable shit. Just look at U.S.
like father like son, really
I don't know if you mean Chronos and Zeus or Zeus and Heracles
In real life, it's questionable if Korjiro ever even fought Musashi or if Musashi just made it up for his book. The timing doesn't add up very well at all. If they fought, Kojirou would've been an elderly man by the time Musashi was getting big if Kojirou had truly trained with Toda Seigen.
How can the gods even compare?
is there a virgin zeus vs CHADAM?
So have him fight Beelzebub, the "Lord of the Flies."
Yeah, the details of the duel are shrouded in mystery. Some people even say that Kojiro was assassinated and the duel was just an excuse to having him alone without witnesses. In the end, no one knows for certain what happened, but their duel is still ingrained on the nips' collective imagination.
A very specific form of stylization that was never used again. I'm going to say that he was copying his opponent's physical properties on that one.
>its another fate clone
Something something Poseidon thinks that gods must be the very image of idealism, so he has to look forever youthful and fierce or some bullshit.
Olórin you mean.
There was never any need for that sort of stylization again since all he did was copy Zeus's punching motions.
>Adam
I think there is going to be a loophole in the rules for Ragnarok. Something like "it's not based on how many matches you win, but how many enemy participants die". In that case, there could be some shady assassination attempts on fighters before they get to fight.
Imagine if humanity takes the lead and Zeus sends Hades to take out human fighters backstage so that the gods get a free win.
couldn't he have copied Zeus' Adamas mode then?
>your best child gets killed by a freaking brit that unironically wore a Guy Fawkes mask
I'm pretty sure smashing it was Jack's way of thumbing his nose at that failed revolutionary and fellow cultural icon
It's still based on the idea that there had to be a first human or humans, you can see him as a pretty embellished version of the first human beings. It's not a guy raised by animals and a witch.
Exactly, he couldn't do that because he can't copy physical attributes.
Adamas mode involved literally crushing one's own body. Why would you want to copy that?
Jack isn't japanese and will not win.
I hope Hercules dies too because he's an insuferrable faggot even though he was just now introduced
Who will be the fist non-virgin god?
Whoever wins doesn't actually matter her. I'm expect Hercules to win because he's just the better fighter in all categories, but that doesn't seem to be the focus of this fight. It's safe to assume it'll be more about Herc, seeing in Jack how dark a man's heart can go, getting disgusted with mankind
13
Well thats what happened in God of War, and Hecules the series, a fitting end
People say that there are no women, because the valkyries take their place
>Nostradamus
Let me guess, he's going to drop the entirety of Australia onto the arena
I wonder how the Loki fight will go down.
All we know from Loki's character is that he's gonna fuck around alot.
> I'm expect Hercules to win because he's just the better fighter in all categories,
This isn't true. Hercules already has shown that he is extremely arrogant, which is a giantic weakness for any fighter. Jack's certainly smarter and it's likely that he's faster, more dexterous and mentally stronger than Herc.
From the start Brunhilde planned to use Jack as a counter against Herc. And that's why I think it is likely that he wins.
My predictions is that Jack is going to make Herc eat his words and win without a scratch.
Whats wrong with most of the humans being oriental? There has always been more asians than westerners.
>that he is extremely arrogant
How? He's confident, but that doesn't necessarily mean arrogance. What makes you think Jack is smarter or faster? Hercules was an incredibly cunning and swift individual in his legends. There's no chance he's more dexterous or more mentally-inclined than Hercules. Hercules was more than just brute strength. He mastered many arts of war and was even a tactician when need be. You're sorely underrating Hercules because you're took taken in by the "big but dumb" and "small but faster and smarter" memes. Hercules is the whole package. The only thing that Jack has is that he lacks scrupples and is willing to do anything, whereas Hercules had moral standards.
plz don't let my boi hercules lose
At least there are some orientals to compensate. It really undermines the theme of humanity vs gods when the representatives of humanity are all mostly Westerners.
>Leonidas
>Jack the Ripper
>Simo Hayha
>Tesla
>Nostradamus
>Rasputin
They're actually tied with Asians, 6 to 6, with Adam having no ties with West or East
While he accepted to have an arena that benefits the human out of good will, it comes out as arrogant.
I don't think it's arrogance so much as it is goodwill toward the humans. Hercules was a very flexible fighter who enjoyed a challenge and tackled many things like a puzzle to be solved if he didn't think brute strength alone would accomplish it. Fighting Jack on his own turf is like taking on another labor. The odds are stacked against him, but he thrives in situations like that. That, and he probably wants to see humanity succeed as well. As much as he wants to fight for the honor of the gods, he's a champion of the people who probably wants a more even playing field, even if it's to his detriment.
I Hope we have even result so we can have extra rounds,
i want Teddy, Timur, Red Baron, and a fictional figure one (like Roland the headless thompson gunner)
The wife he kidnapped and then hid from her mother in the Underworld with?
Not particularly impressive, but then again Demeter is one of the top gods in the Greek Pantheon so it makes sense he'd run away.
She ended up loving Hades anyway. Demeter is just very moody and got her panties in a bunch over her daughter not being around her for 3 months out of the year.
Kidnapping the bride was standard procedure back then. At least Hades was faithful, and considering that Persephone went full yandere when a nymph tried to seduce Hades (and Hades got excited from seeing his wife killing the intruder), I would consider it a happy ending.
Didn't Demeter had a human lover that got killed by Zeus? She wasn't on good terms with her brothers, though Hades was pretty chill
>Look Who's Back
I was baited into watching it and just finished
holy shit that movie is intense
Is hades /ourguy/?
Absolutely.
Hades, Hephaestus, Hestia.
The three Greek Gods that did nothing wrong.
Heph was a cuck who was so cucked he outted himself as a cuck and all of the other gods laughed at how much of a cuck he was.
True, but the only things he ever did were making tools and weapons, and that one time that he chained up his whore of a wife.
It's Aphrodite, getting cucked is the best case, the worst case is an eternity of blueballing. I'm assuming that he fucked her at least once.
Wasn't Thor?
It's impossible that he is a father of niggers
Cute doggo
I will exact absolute scandinavian justice on Loki's jotunn ass if he ends up actually kidnapping and disguising as my wife.
Imagine finishing to have sex with Hilde only for her to turn into Loki, and getting him pregnant with a kid with extra arms
Don't worry, every time that Loki disguises himself as a female he ends up fucked
Heph fucking tried to rape my girl Athena the fuck are you on? Plus he's ugly as shit so as a god that's a wrong in and of itself
> Nevskiy or Donskoy, though?
Dude, 90% of russians don't know who Donskoy is
can Sasaki' with 2kat and thousand image defense beat Thor or Zeus?
Hestia just hung out at home and made sure the fire was lit and cooked dinner. The ultimate comfy NEET goddess. Replacing her in the pantheon with a good-for-nothing drunk pervert was peak degeneracy.
Thor is probably doable. Zeus wrecks him
>Simo wins
>"Well, I did what I had to."
>Nonchanantly goes to tend his afterlife farm.
I wonder if the Polka will play in Simo's match.
>disables God's power
>it's super effective
chronos and zeus
>Shiva's been itching for a fight this whole time
>gets instasniped by Simo
Zeus is way too fast to perceive. Kojiro wouldn't be able to react in time. Beyond Poseidon's level of speed.
sounds kino ngl
why are adamscucks so annoying?