>what movie are we gonna watch tonight, user?
What movie are we gonna watch tonight, user?
Aiden Taylor
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Carson Parker
K-On, as always.
Luke Cooper
bang bus
Lucas Wilson
>watching jewish entertainment
get out of my house you whore
Luis Rogers
Are you really eating a 7th slice of pizza? you fucking cow.
Carter Green
I have Fright Night, Aliens, Titanic, Labyrinth, Happy Death Day, Your Name, The Terminator, and The Guest.
Dylan Gonzalez
pekka ja pätkä neekereinä
Easton Parker
Fuck the King
Angel Gonzalez
i wanna milk this cow
Logan Fisher
The homemade movie we made last night
Charles Nguyen
tfw Nasu will never make any proper weeb shit until FGO dies out and his new venture fails.
Nasu is truly a capitalist scum
Christian Green
Nice rec thread
Robert Wood
Kara no Kyoukai: Fukan Fuukei
Parker Cox
Some things are beautiful because they cannot be obtained, user.
Hunter Ramirez
Unlimited Blade Works by Studio Deen.
Logan Fisher
Asher Lewis
Shiki makes my peepee hard.
Christian Bennett
Excalibur is a metaphor for being unable to pull out once you're inside her
Chase Evans
So does Aoko, for that matter.
Jackson Moore
ebin
John Williams
>Eating before I start the movie
Well fuck you too Artoria, can't wait for me to sit down and get MY portions?
Luke Moore
Whoever could pull me out of her would be crowned King Arthur.
Kayden Wilson
She's probably in dire need of mana. After all, the marginal amount of magical energy contained within food is the reason why she eats so much. Couldn't you do something about that, user?
Grayson Price
Aoko is like a way hotter version of Rin
Nolan Ortiz
Keep stuffing her face until she gets sick of eating!
Evan Diaz
College Rin is not far behind her, imho.
Asher Carter
Monthy Python
Sebastian Diaz
>sex before marriage
ironic given author was raised as a knight
Aiden Gray
Jayden Taylor
That's "Master" to you, dumb bitch!
And I told you not to eat on the couch, you'll get goddamn crumbs everywhere again!
Thomas Cook
She's an immaterial spirit, user. She just vaporizes everything she eats into mana. You need a more direct tactic!
Aaron Mitchell
>what movie are we gonna watch tonight, user?
The holy birth of mordred
Asher Turner
Wrong picture fuck
Jaxson Diaz
Excalibur != sword in the stone
Matthew Moore
>Here's your coffee master, where are we going for our date?
Ayden Watson
I don't drink coffee Jeanne! Were you thinking of HIM again!?
Jordan Hall
All you're doing dumbass hoe is doing is feeding the fucking roaches! Manifest your holy sword and go on an extermination 'holy knight!'
Let's go out for a walk on town then let's crash at your place. I need some time away from the house.
Andrew Cooper
>I don't drink coffee
Luis Hernandez
Only weak assholes who need coffee to be awake drink it
Austin Green
>weak assholes
Buy that's why I don't drink it.
Ian Peterson
What does it mean?
This
Brayden Sanders
We watching EoE again, hoe
Logan Turner
Which would you rather let your daughter date, Yea Forums?
Adrian Butler
>weak assholes
rin thread?
Grayson Flores
Jacob Jenkins
Does weak equal defenseless though?
Blake Robinson
Nero, so I can live in luxury and be able to deal with the fact that I have a lesbian daughter.
Jackson Nelson
allegorical
Josiah Kelly
>a-ackchyually
Justin Jones
How can they date what has, doesn't and never will exist?
Brandon Rogers
I'll kill nero, let her kiss Artoria, let her merry Jeanne.
Sebastian Gomez
>merry Jeanne.
Benjamin James
Jeanne is for loving marriage.
Nero is for rough breeding and ignoring her ramblings afterwards until she needs a headpat.
Never really cared for Artoria.
Mordred is for Sakura Saber.
Owen Phillips
Gone With the Wind. Yes, I know it's the eighth time, but you need to truly appreciate it.
Jace Carter
>Jeanne is for loving marriage
>tfw she died without even falling in love
Fucking England, man.
Julian Walker
See
Carson Walker
britbongs will pay for their perfidy
Ayden Hill
First viewing
>gee, Scarlet is kind of a raging bitch
>second viewing
>She's the only one with her head on straight half the time and the other half, she's a stupid raging bitch
Melanie deserved a better friend.
If you're going to go through the story again, give it a break and read the book and watch some other movies. If you need something that long, Try 2001: A Space Odyssey or Lawrence of Arabia.
Evan Young
My wife the King is so cute!
Zachary Lewis
The book was good, although I love the visual flair of the film so much that it can't quite hold the same place in my heart.
I've already seen all of Kubrick's stuff, as well as Lawrence. I preferred Barry Lyndon to 2001, myself.
Nathaniel Lopez
Monty Python and the Holy Grail, you’re going to love it
Kayden Garcia
Maybe the six Transformers movies
Dylan Cooper
Benjamin Bennett
I'm thinking Night Train of Terror or Highway to Hell.
Nothing like some bad b-movies to go with pizza.
Gavin Long
Thanks Jeane. How does Red Robin sound?
Gabriel Morgan
>Artoria in ZR
My dick cant get any harder
Jaxon Howard
How did you get into my house and why is my pantry and fridge empty?
Jose Bailey
>t.Gilgacuck
Jaxson Davis
I'll let her date whichever one lets me in on the father-daughter-stepdaughter threesomes.
Justin Ortiz
Pootie Tang
Luis Wood
i love Saber so much
how do i cope with the fact that she isnt real?
Austin Stewart
Perfection doesn't exist, user.
Jayden Bennett
I like this one
Brandon Robinson
Jeanne is a dragon cock addicted whore. We did you a favour when we burnt her.
Easton Price
Isn't that just gilles fantasy version of her?
Brandon Ramirez
Ayden Harris
the greatest film ever made.
"Grosse point Blank"
Evan Jones
The latest Heaven's Feel movie.
Caleb Richardson
this.
Jackson Edwards
You see, Seibah, you can't spoiler love.
Michael Gonzalez
He's talking about Seig you dumbfuck
Landon Martin
I watched ex machina this evening, it was alright for a Yea Forums flick
Shame there's no such thing as a good Yea Forumsnime sci-fi series that doesn't devolve into mecha shit.
Elijah Davis
Hehehe.
Kevin Adams
ONCE UPON A TIME IN AMERICA
Carson Wood
Friday
Carson Adams
Rin will never not be a slut who fucks old men for money.
Jayden Morris
>counting tachikoma as mecha rather than tanks
Jace Gutierrez
2001: A Space Odyssey
Brandon Long
Three Flavors Cornetto trilogy so she'll want to delete Britain again
Owen Phillips
After what Nero did to the ancient Pre-Britons. Out of the 3 options, she deserves to be killed.
Evan Lopez
Your choices are either Black Hawk Down and Twelve Angry Men, both of which are excellent.
Matthew Evans
Kingsman
Andrew Wilson
based
Jose Watson
kek
Henry Cooper
dilate
Aaron Ortiz
Lemme think; we got Braveheart, A Bridge too Far, The Patriot, and the 2019 Joan of Arc movie.
Carson Thomas
The Lord of the Rings. Extended Editions. All three movies. Final destination.
Wyatt Taylor
The Toxic Avenger.
Connor Green
>Final destination.
Now why did you have to ruin it
Andrew Stewart
who framed roger rabbit. i actually haven't seen it
before so this should be a treat.
Jacob Brown
Ruined it no worse than the Hobbit movies did.
Noah Robinson
Drive, followed by Only God Forgives and BR2049
Chase Anderson
Kino as fuck lineup. You need to add The Place Beyond the Pines though
Andrew Parker
>scroll down
>no joker mentioned
I'm disappoint, Yea Forums
Jack Phillips
Why can't I watch movie with the girl I would actually like?
Wonder what kind of reaction would come from Himemiya while watching some old giallo films.
Jayden Foster
The live-action adaptation of MTSP's Tohsaka-ke
Andrew Taylor
Rin really cannot compete with Aoko.
Gavin Williams
Gross
Parker King
bus-slut
Leo Clark
>t. coffee gainslet
Connor Flores
Why are the megucas here
Landon Kelly
Maaya's voice makes me hard
Luis Carter
Just visiting
Aaron Hall
El Camino, bitch
Ian Williams
who are these other 2 sluts. only read the fates/stay night novel 10 years ago
Adrian Carter
Red Saber and French Saber
Jaxon Brown
Disney's "sword in the stone".
I bet you'll love it.
Samuel Barnes
Monthy Python and the Holy Grail.
Dylan Morales
Sakura's movie of course
Hunter Williams
That one movie with the better Fate girl in it
Nicholas Powell
>Fate/kaleid liner
Isaac Peterson
Excalibur?
Dylan Smith
Greatest war film ever
Henry Reed
Jaxson Wood
But fate doesn't have a route, not even an adaptation :^)
Elijah Reed
I SAID NO FOOD ON THE COUCH
Jason Myers
Holy shit Mordred's face is legitimately frightening here.
Daniel Sanders
That's a sofa
Luis Hall
Bone Tomahawk. Would you like that I rewind to the beginning?
Tyler Morgan
Who are you quoting?
Gabriel James
What's the difference
Nathan Morgan
Fuck movies, the Ashes are on.
And you call yourself an english king.
Levi Russell
Hard to choose between them and this baaaaaaka.
Jason King
Eww normalfaggot stale memes.
Austin Rogers
Literally what's her appeal? Nero outclasses all the Saber clones out there.
Carter Sanchez
Any woman that wants to date my daughter will have to prove themselves to me first.
Connor Bell
Poor little white guy, why do you ask? We always watch that Saturday night.
Joseph Murphy
I'd polish that knight's shield.
Jayden White
DFC and tsundere tomboy.
All my HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
Cute. CUTE! CUUUUUUTE!
Grayson Myers
Austin Martinez
She hasn't ridden enough dick to build a tower to the moon for one.
Joshua White
Benjamin Campbell
>Mordred with bigger boobs
DELET
Must be small, perky and bordering washboard.
Isaiah Cook
How big is too big for her?
Oliver Carter
She can take up to 16 inches.
Josiah Allen
She needs to look like an Asian boy and basically I'm gay!
Henry Sullivan
>16inch bust
The fuck.
Colton Harris
Ian Lee
Enough to cup in a hand.
No enough to grasp properly though.
This is my fetish.
Gavin Morgan
Oh were we talking about bust size? My bad.
Leo Adams
Yes, most asian boys I know have blond pony tails and perky tits.
Christopher Bennett
I was actually just going to watch youtube videos about toasters. Did you know the device that lets you set the darkness of the toast is called a potentiometer?
Gavin Green
I like the original and sequel.
Camden Myers
Oh? You thought we were going to watch a movie?
You fool, you imbicile. Tonight I will teach you about the fundamentals of a good iced latte.
You see a good latte all starts with good coffee beans. Personally I like honey processed Nicaraguan but I know many people prefer Brazilian or blue mountain. But blue mountain is a rip-off and I don't have any Brazilian beans, or Nicaraguan for that matter. Tonight we'll be using a Sumatra and etheopian blend that I've roasted 4 days ago to allow proper degassing. The first thing you need to know is that these beans are best when ground slightly less than the finest setting on most burr grinders. So when you pull a shot you need to be aware of the average grind size in your filter. Once the actual shot is pulled I personally like to add a bit of sweetener to the espresso cup and dissolve it there, o lt about a quarter teaspoon is enough. Now once that's done the iced part in an iced latte needs to be taken into consideration. Iced in this context only means cold, there doesn't actually need to be ice in the drink. You follow me so far?
What I like to do is put a bunch of large ice cubes in a cocktail shaker with the whole milk I use for the latte. I usually have Straus but today we use Clover. So I add in the milk and espresso and shake vigorously for at least 20 seconds before pouring through the strainer. You'll end up with a lot of milk foam in the shaker but that's normal and can easily be scooped out and used to top the latte. For best effect I recommend using a lipless highball glass or a double walled tumbler.
Dominic Gonzalez
>W-W-W-WHO YA CALLIN' C-CUTE?!
Xavier Reyes
>Braid Saber
Ryan Collins
i prefer saber much more but i sitll like mordred
Matthew Bell
I had the same reaction.
But my body was especially not ready for pic.
Chase Russell
God I just want to eat a banana sundae out of her ass.
Lucas Davis
We're watching LotR. I think you'd like it quite a bit.
Would Saber like LotR? I bet she would find it at least relatable.
Levi Wood
I feel like I'm gonna get stabbed looking at that chin.
Brandon Morris
Arturia obviously.
Justin Walker
>somekind of trashy camwhore Saber
garbage
Daniel Wilson
I also like Salter, both Jannus and Umu.
Wat do.
This is a six way tie.
Don't mention the small white one, the witch or the gorgon either. That would be problematic.
Christopher Walker
The Thing
Blake Green
I think LOTR would be her favorite films by far
Wyatt Cook
I like that attire.
Are you gay?
Jose Brooks
Gay? For not liking the aesthetic of a trashy bitch who sells her body in a McDonald's bathroom for low quality cocaine?
Isaiah Perez
Watching a movie with Saber sounds like the comfiest thing in existence.
Carson Brown
This qt baka.
Liam Gray
>ywn watch LOTR while resting your head on seibahs lap pillow
>[CHAIR CLATTERING]
Ethan Brooks
Imagine the smell of that ass.
Hudson Miller
But I want to obtain and have sweaty sex with this thing.
Thomas Adams
Which would her favorite character be? I bet she'd crush on Aragorn like a dork.
Zachary Fisher
I'm not sure why but Frodo or Sam.
Brayden Edwards
Legolas like all women that watched LOTR.
Zachary Roberts
>mentally an adult
>looks like a grownup (helped by the way she dresses)
>actually physically a teen
I don't get it, why?
at least I have Taiga
Nathan Gonzalez
Watch a movie while she absentmindedly strokes your hair. Feeling her jump when she gets too excited about what's happening in the movie.
She obviously likes TV, we see her getting into movies and shows all the time
Justin Richardson
Just look at this qt baka.
hnnnnnnnnnng
Henry Lee
Nah my wife loves Aragorn in the movies. She doesn't care for legolas it seems. Probably because Vigo Mortensen is criminally hot I say that being straight as fuck, but holy shit is he hot as fuck as Aragorn
Leo Baker
>Somehow this reminded me of ladders and stepladders
How.
Jordan Reyes
Orlando bloom tho.
Chicks are obsessed with him still.
Joshua Thomas
Let's not go down that road.
Carson Bailey
Did you know that Henry III of England assumed the throne aged only 9?
Teen kings were more common than you think.
Wyatt Howard
Didn't he execute a rat for knocking over a toy and then get killed by someone who worked for him?
Zachary Turner
Today I will remind them
Christian Lee
Not mine. I have long hair that sory of looks like the hair of a lot of the dudes from the LotR movies and can attest that she fucking loves my long hair. Chicks usually don't know they want a manly dude until they are actually with one. Legolad and Bloom are too juvenile looling for most women above the age of like 16.
Jordan Johnson
Fuck her daughter, too.
Leo Myers
Awww yuss
Love that I rolled her this summer.
Ryan Harris
God i hate FGO
Imagine if Nasu just took the interesting ideas from it, turned it into a VN and made it half as good as FS/N
Carter Baker
>looling
Fuck I didn't proof read that at all. Phoneposting is hard. How do you faggots do this?
Christian Hernandez
I don't know that.
Elijah Collins
Wouldn't be surprised because you know a little kid would do that and you just KNOW how much people lusted for power in those days, tons of people killed for power
Lucas Brooks
Then fate wouldn't be earning billions.
Jeremiah Allen
true
i can't imagine what kind of people are putting money into it though
Charles James
We all should have heard about that one king of England especially.
Luke Mitchell
They might have major legal issues soon. F G/O is bordering on a form of gambling.
Angel Morales
Would Japan even care?
Jack King
Isn't that all gachas?
Jace Thompson
Master and Commander
Thomas Flores
Punished Saber is the GOAT Saberface.
Landon Rodriguez
Konomi
Jace Nelson
Juan Wood
Zardoz
Nicholas Evans
My wife is so cute!
Bentley Hill
YAMETE
Kevin Gonzalez
Absolutely. Asians are ridiculously strict with gambling in some areas. If Japan doesn't crack down on it, other Asian areas will.
Hell I have even heard about F G/O on the news here in Aus and about the issue of gacha games and the way they are similar to gambling games.
That said, kids on the playground apparently spend lunches gambling on apps now. I am ok with this anarchy.
Ethan Roberts
Why is that dumb face she makes so cute? it would always caught me off guard in VN.
Jonathan Moore
Definitely not the whore
Easton Sanchez
Josiah Long
Which one?
Jace Hall
Based white trash saber
Hudson Lopez
Saber just isn't Saber without her calling "Shirrouuu~"
Bentley Ortiz
Would WWII have happened if Jannu never existed?
Imagine a united England/France in Europe.
Europe would have become something like China perhaps, with that united empire clearly dominating the rest of Europe.
Makes you think.
Gavin Edwards
Luis Myers
RICHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRD!
Asher Martinez
Lincoln Kelly
I wish we had more of Saber interacting with Illya in the original VN
Hudson White
More Illya basically
Gavin Gray
did she died?
Wyatt Reed
She didn't, someone else did though.
Liam Roberts
Brandon Cox
>Fuck off back to R3ddit,I don't like fateshit and don't watch kike movies. Get out my house you whore.
Joseph Davis
I want more of Saber autistically eating food
Ayden Taylor
There is something cute about them together. A knight and his snowy princess.
Nathan Perez
I have this
Brayden Edwards
and this
Juan Ward
Nolan Moore
This.
Benjamin Hernandez
this is the REAL based answer
screw the first post
Jackson Harris
Sit down Saber, we're in for a long one
Christopher Allen
Is the TV version of this any better than the film? I know the TV version includes extra content.
Xavier Adams
I don't know, apparently it contains the cut content
Jaxson Wilson
>user, is this really what your cooking tastes like? Is this the best you can do? It is? I see. Forgive me, I must leave immediately. I seemed to have forgotten that I had another obligation at this time. Goodbye.
Noah Reyes
yamero
Blake Powell
>The next day, Saber was seen with her arms around Ainsley Harriott's, a bright smile on her face.
Luke Murphy
no just ff to that scene
Aiden Hernandez
is the fate stay night vn actually good or is it just a meemee?
Henry Ross
It's actually good, you should read it
Alexander Brooks
I liked it
Caleb Foster
>meemee
You don't really care do you.
Chase Ross
It's very good. The translation can be shoddy at times but in general very solid.
Dominic Ramirez
>ate a whole large pizza the other day
It's all about the gains
Ayden Brown
Can somebody post that gif of Saber trying and failing to stop herself from eating a piece of chicken?
Jaxson Green
Bump
Daniel Perry
No people all across the world have played it and it went on to inspire dozens of spin-offs and games that have accrued billions of dollars in profits and has retained popularity, discussion, and relevance even 15 years after its debut, because it's bad.
Of course it's good retard.
Logan Harris
I want to be a better cook for her but I don't have the fucking time...
Noah Martinez
Do you remember what episode that was?
Lincoln Bailey
I don't think it was in UBW, pretty sure it was in the cooking spin-off. Don't remember the exact episode number, sorry.
Jaxson Green
I found it, it was the Caster episode
Juan Morris
>I didn't realize I mattered so little to you, user.
Samuel Johnson
Jose Carter
Perfect, thank you user
Chase Barnes
how does she do it
Henry Hill
Hey I do a decent job at cooking. I was a cook at a restaurant and can make seem really awesome soups and burgers. I just want to be better
Landon Hernandez
Be so irresistibly charming, endearing and cute? I've been asking that for 10 years
Caleb Nguyen
>I don't understand Shiro, I can't recall Bedievere always lifting the visor of his helmet like a pair of glasses
Dominic Bailey
Saber looks really weak. Not fed well?
Robert Rodriguez
She looks better/cuter than Saber holy shit
Evan Taylor
Seiba kawaii!
Nathan Flores
Holy shit she really doesn't.
John Reed
So jeanne was the reason England and France had wars?
Tyler Bailey
It's good but I feel like if you read it too late in life, it will be too chuuni for you. I got lucky because I was 17 when the english translation of the UBW route released.
Adrian Lewis
Jeanne entered into the scene at the very tail end of the war though
Blake Bennett
pic related.
Thomas Hughes
It is definitely exaggerated wayyyyyy too much. It is good; had good concept, cute girls and nice music and nice antagonists but it is not that good.
It has big following so it got super popular somehow.
Juan Wright
I really want a girl like Mo to be bros with, but also fuck when we tease each other too far.
Luke Hill
I want to fuck the king and her son at the same time. I want Arturia to use me to teach her son how to please a man. I want my dick between the king’s breasts as she and her son practice performing oral on me. I want the king to kiss feed her son semen and teach her to swallow. I want the king to ride my dick like a horse and I want her son’s vagina on my mouth. I want to cum inside the king as I eat out the king’s son. I want the king to part her son's legs and show me her vagina. I want Mordred to scream for her daddy as I pound her. I want to fill her with just as much cum as I filled her father. I want enjoy Arthurian-style oyakodon.
Hunter Miller
We need a doujin where Mordred is told that she will be crowned king, only to be revealed that Saber is doing the coronation. Mordred will discover that the “crown” happens to be Saber’s hand, pushing her head down as Saber forces her penis inside Mordred’s mouth. By the end of it. Mordred will realize that the throne and seat she was promised is Saber’s dick and that it’ll be the only thing she will ever sit on.
Nathaniel Diaz
Based Thread.
Praise the King
Samuel Mitchell
>that part where Lancelot goes on a murderspree
>that disappointed face her realizing she should spanked his butt like what he wanted in the first place
Luis Ross
Fucking Glutton
Ryan Taylor
It upsets me that the waifu wars are always between Rin and Sakura, both side not realizing the greatness staring them in the face.
Ian Bennett
Lancelot going on a murderfest is canon though. For all the jokes the movie makes, it's one of the more accurate works in the characterization of Arthur and his knights, which makes sense considering it was made by Arthurian scholars and medieval historians.
Adam Baker
It's a battle for second place in popularity. Like academic politics, it's so vicious because the stakes are so low.
Ethan Stewart
Mahou Shoujo Horse Cock Princess
Evan Miller
The answer I usually hear is "Saber's nice but she's kinda boring"
Samuel Collins
Saimin Seishidou
Mason Myers
/m/ haters deserve to be cucked I hope your waifu meets some fine African gentlemen
Levi Howard
You could say you'd hope this happens too him.
Robert Johnson
Fucking cucks.
Tyler Mitchell
I was about 17-18yo when I first read F/SN too. It made such an impact on my adult life
Evan Ross
Sorry, can't talk now, I gotta go fuck some English monarch and her tomboy hooligan bastard offspring.
Nathan Johnson
>not wanting to mordred dicking the king
Fag
Lincoln Hernandez
Well Saber isn't too popular in Burgerland compared to how popular she is in Japan. I think that's just how it is. Saber is only winning the waifu wars because of this.
Caleb Davis
am*ricans having terrible taste as usual
Sebastian Collins
Well yeah. Most Burgers like Rin more. I just don't get it. Are they just complacent with a woman being a cunt all the time?
Jaxson Cox
Here's your king bro
Parker Mitchell
I love her fat tits! Made for clothed paizuri!
Lucas Nguyen
I can't fucking stand this design.
Brayden Johnson
Wait I'm drunk hold on.
Elijah Campbell
Looks too 3D.
Aaron Sanchez
Daniel Gonzalez
Dude, she fall in love with god
Josiah Cox
can this British king be anymore Japanese waifu than that pose.
Alexander Brooks
Jaxson Lewis
Was this any good? I haven't seen it in like 15 years
Jaxon Thompson
Easton Collins
Austin Powers
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Lucas Green
Would she watch anime?
Wyatt Sullivan
blue is the warmest colour
just as soon as rin gets here
Chase Gutierrez
Okay, but it borrows way too much from LOTR and as a child it takes away the mystique of robotlike beings if you're just gonna animate the fucking eyebrows on the masks. The camera angles are blander than the Star Wars prequels. But I'm a genwunner so I'm kinda biased.
Angel Barnes
Decent show. I like hearing their accents as well.
Jonathan Smith
A Serbian Film
Justin Wilson
Why didn't this get an anime or a release on vita
Robert Morales
>year of our lord 2019
>F/SN still doesn't have an official english release
What the fuck is nasu doing?
Nathan Moore
They're already filled to the brim with betabucks.
Gavin Reed
based
Oliver Miller
Brandon Collins
David Perez
Ayden Evans
Henry Gomez
David Garcia
Obsessed
Asher Barnes
Liam Price
With you? None.
Get out before Nero gets here!
Joseph Long
I don't drink coffee in cheap ass cups!
Hunter Mitchell
Its not even on Steam.
They literally give no fucks cuz FGO already takes enough money from dumb whales.
Thomas Wright
Fate shouldn't get any more western """""media""""" attention. They'd fuck it up considering how much of a based boy Shirou is. An official English patch would expose it to the teeming braindead Burgers and their innate ability to ruin anything good.
Hudson Green
As much as I love Jeanne, her death had zero impact in the world.
Asher Flores
Jack Davis
>movies only men could fully appreciate
Do you think she'd like them?
Sebastian Edwards
Nolan Cooper
Easton Jenkins
I'd rather this on my couch
Michael Martin
Why not both?
>scary part comes up
>mo-san cuddles up next to Arturia for safety
Evan Allen
I have a 13 hour flight coming up. Both HF movies will kill about 4 hours. What do I watch for the other 9?
Joshua Peterson
Where are you going?
Lucas Perez
I can't imagine having that much hair.
Brody Sanders
Joshua Moore
She's never shown to have that much hair enough to tie it into that bun.
Lucas Kelly
Camden Thomas
Taiwan
Blake Rogers
John Wright
I never really thought about how her hair works, surely it can be that complicated
Brayden Jones
Austin Morales
Leo Reyes
It would make sense if she used clip-on extensions.
Spending an hour every day on hair is too much for a warrior king.
Asher Campbell
Takeuchi says its just magic or something.
William James
>not liking Mel "kino" Brooks
Look at this faggot.
Cooper Green
Sounds like a poor man's 2046
Brayden Watson
why we are going to watch le kino classique blade runner 2049
>ehh? but that's such a boring movie and it's way too long
oh saber. what an unfortunate little plebian you are. BR2049 is truly the defining kino of the 2010s. i wouldn't expect an inferior mind suhc as yours to comprehend such a masterpiece
>WOW user you're such a loser
begone vile whore *uses command seal to remove her from my residence* ahh now i can watch kino in peace.
Robert Ross
...
Carter Brown
Movie night with Saber!
Adrian Adams
>Nero outclasses all the Saber clones out there.
Nerofags actually believe this, sadly.
Jaxson Anderson
I'd show her a film that she would be able to relate to from her time i.e. Knights and fantasy creatures and the like but I'd want it to be light hearted and more high fantasy to keep the mood light
So probably Lord of the Rings; Pans Labyrinth and Warcraft to start with. Then maybe move into more realistic ones like Kingdom of God
Isaiah Myers
Saber is CUTE!
Caleb Harris
This is not how future king should behave
Ayden Baker
There is nothing that warms my heart more than seeing Saber thoroughly enjoying the simple things in life like good food.
Alexander Robinson
Food/Stay Night was truly a blessing
Juan Perez
Would Saber enjoy a James Bond marathon? I imagine that she would
Logan Sanders
Logan Watson
This thread is fucking wholesome.
Jeremiah Scott
Who would be her favourite Bond though?
Samuel Phillips
Daniel Craig
Lincoln Taylor
You think? I have her more as a Roger Moore person
Lucas Cox
Saber threads are rare but they are always the most civil of Fate threads.
I second Daniel Craig.
Chase Williams
>In to the Spiderverse
>Again?
>YES.
Luke Hughes
KING
Blake Lee
Would she get nostalgic if you showed her stuff about her era?
Liam Hall
>Whore of Babylon
Adam James
This is a mutated version of the king
Cameron Smith
Is it gay to fuck a tomboy? What if she's your king?
Liam Hughes
MHXX is love though. She is far superior to the other Rhongo tainted Artorias
Thomas Torres
Boobs are too big. It's wrong.
Robert Richardson
What about movie night with Sakura?
Nicholas Sullivan
I dont disagree with you. Original is best. I do just find MHXX as adorable and endearing as I find Artoria. She is Artoira's silly and light hearted side condensed into a character
Logan White
My King is beautiful!
Asher Allen
Take her to go see Dune
Jacob Sanchez
Gabriel Cox
My King is stronk!
Brody Roberts
After finishing the VN last night I gotta say I was blown away by how much I was emotionally invested in the story, and how impressive I found the writing. I don't know if it's Takeuchi's artstyle, the soundtrack, the mystique, Nasu's prose, or simply being stuck with these characters for so long, it was one of my favorite literary experiences in a while.
Kevin Parker
This is how I felt about it back in 2007. Over a decade later its still one of my favourites
Asher Stewart
Why would you want Rin there as well? Rin would break the TV by accident. She can't be trusted around complex electronic instruments.
Chase Johnson
>implying you could satisfy her in bed
A husband failing to sexually satisfy his wife used to be grounds for divorce in many places, you know.
Henry Barnes
She's probably into either cheesy romcoms or horribly depressing thrillers about the human condition.
Justin Taylor
Camden Mitchell
Her own movie, obviously.
Benjamin Powell
Good taste.
Jose White
This. My absolute favorite part of the Fate route is the parallelism in Saber and Shirou's story and how they learn to accept their pasts for the tragedies they were. The route has some faults but their relationship is easily my favorite part and I consider it to be the strongest of the 3 main heroines.
Joseph Gutierrez
I agree; a lot of people like to shit on the Fate route for being structurally basic in comparison to the other routes but seeing Shirou and Saber mutually come out of the shadows of their pasts was one of my favorite parts of the VN. Especially coming in as a secondary only familiar with the anime works and cultural osmosis, Shirou and Saber's story felt like a natural continuation in both the plot and themes of F/Z, much more so than UBW.
Jayden Howard
Tonight, mein fräulein, we're watching a 4 hour long documentary about why Holocaust numbers don't ad up at all.
Caleb Lopez
Modred was made for competitive sex
Matthew Gray
Now get to FHA while it's still fresh in your mind.
Evan Evans
Serious question, how would F/SN be different if she had her adult body? She's still the same age, she's just timelocked to a 13 year old's body.
Lincoln Cook
I've heard a lot of good things about it and I'm excited to start it; considering the title of the game I'm curious to see how Nasu is going to use the new SoL-focus to explore his themes. I'm tempted to start reading through the Tsukihime manga then the far-side routes in the VN as well, but it's probably better to focus one thing at a time.
Leo Mitchell
Do people seriously like titcow Artoria?
David Turner
Never heard of that movie, can you give me a synopsis?
Cameron Robinson
Yeah, straight people
Josiah Perry
Nasu even said so himself that he wanted them to do a Fate route adaptation instead of a UBW at first but thought against it. Zero -> UBW is a little strange if they were wanting to make it a sequel.
Bentley Young
I sure as fuck don't and I'm OBSESSED with Arturia.
Aaron Moore
based
unbased
Xavier James
cringe
Landon Thompson
There are different flavors of Artoria, just pick whatever you want.
Lily and Gray are the best.
Evan Fisher
Nathaniel Myers
>"Yeah, I got you a cake."
Logan Scott
If one of you were Shirou, what would you do with Saber?
Nothing lewd
Evan Cook
sword training
Christian Allen
>still no good translation
But why?
Brody Morales
Eating
Jordan Anderson
Jumanji
Jack Jenkins
Cuddling and eating.
Andrew Murphy
Probably smells like ass
Luke Lopez
The greatest DBZ movie of all time: DEAD ZONE. Please don't talk during it. I like to recite every character's lines before they do and I don't want to be interrupted.
Daniel Rivera
Ass tends to smell like that, yeah.
Thomas Martin
What does ass smell like?
Evan Carter
see
Evan Nelson
Owen Myers
Poo
Brayden Parker
Juan James
Daniel Carter
Connor Taylor
Michael Russell
Isaac Scott
>An Elephant Sitting Still, an almost 4 hour sould crushingly sad Chinese movie about 4 teenagers who obsess over some legend that somewhere in the world there's an elephant that sits still and just ignores the world, the film covers over one single suspenseful day from dawn to dusk
Would she watch
Leo Martinez
Adam Garcia
You must be tired of watching MP and the Holy Grail. Let's go with Life of Brian instead
Nolan Long
Laurence Olivier films about British history
Connor Powell
Blake Bennett
Great taste
Adrian Anderson
Evan Campbell
She entered at the tail-end of a war that England was winning massively and reversed the French fortunes. Without Jeanne d'Arc, it's entirely possible that France would have lost the Hundred Years War and the two crowns would have been united on a Plantagenet head.
Cameron Kelly
I want you to stop reposting this pasta.
Jackson Smith
For what it's worth, I'm a burger and rank Illya>Saber>Rin=Sakura. We're not a monolithic block of rinfags.
Bentley Lewis
Good thing she'll never be king, then.
Caleb Bell
Watching Prisma Illya with Saber!
Joshua Gomez
If I were Shirou? Cook, probably, with some sperging out on the side.
Jacob Ramirez
I wanna watch Millenium actress or that new Tanya movie
Daniel Perez
whatever you want
Kevin Butler
My wife seiba is perfect.
Easton Lee
Whatever movie she picks, I will watch her instead.
Noah Perry
I already know I can't satisfy her
Tyler Phillips
She's a Mary sue and her story is boring
Connor Flores
The Blue Lagoon it is then
Jackson Torres
>Hey nerd, heard you were having a party. We're coming in.
Jordan Williams
How would you approach this king
Connor Gomez
This stupid-looking slut is not my king, so I would keep walking.
Jace Cook
Old hag
Jacob Campbell
smol saber
Ryder Torres
It was a thrust, like lightning.
Cooper Taylor
Suffering reunion
Zachary Stewart
>down syndrome
>briton genes
disgusting
Christopher Garcia
...
Landon Young
Camden Wood
Saber threads absolutely warm my soul. Good night saberbros.
Caleb Reyes
Mating press.
Carson Baker
never ever
Logan Davis
Hot Rod Napoleon Dynamite then Nacho Libre
Jaxson Edwards
Are you okay? You're in good company.
Michael Cruz
The Raid.
Something tells me Seibah would actually really like it.
Levi Jackson
Would anime watch anime
Alexander Lopez
Too bad the fate route adaption sucked ass
Noah Ramirez
Yes which is why he was wanting to originally have ufotable do that route instead of UBW. Saber is way more popular still and it would have fit better as a sequel to Fate/Zero
William Long
those should really be swapped around. i cannot see goku acting like him
Jason Robinson
Ruffle her hair until she asks me to stop!
Andrew Flores
I like the premise and armour design but the giant boob window really turns me off because of how un-Artoria like it is
Connor Clark
Are you actually going too stop though?
Zachary Richardson
I think the Aragorn, Boromir, Theoden, and Faramir would be her favorites
Ryan Lee
Wyatt Allen
Christian Kelly
Camden Reed
la grande odalisque
Logan Mitchell
If her ass was a bit smaller and her neck better defined it would be 10/10.
I have a B&W sketch version as well. Before you dig further, the guy who did these on pixiv doesn't have anything interesting going on besides these.
Colton Powell
Wow, so this is what fatefags really care about.
Brandon Reyes
So is ufotable ever gonna do it?
Caleb Rogers
She is much more similar in personality to her regular version than her unaltered state so I'd approach her normally. With kindness and good food.
Mason Robinson
We'd have a John Wick marathon. She'd love it.
Easton Bell
>john wick
cringe zoomer
Zachary Martinez
Cringe contrarian fuck.
Asher Richardson
I don't like this...
Henry Garcia
Saber with her hair down!
Xavier Martinez
Dunno if there's still a demand for it. They could do FHA after HF3, but other than that, I have no clue
Jayden Hall
Seibah has a powerful metabolism, hence she remains slim.
John Moore
It wrecks my stomach.
Angel Price
Ian Hughes
Adrian Stewart
They aren't the little things in life, they're in fact deadly serious matters.
Carter Morris
Sebastian Taylor
Don't talk about Shirou like that.
Justin Lee
>Dunno if there's still demand for it
Don't be ridiculous, me and all other saberfags demand that it happen.
Robert White
There is ultimate demand. Saber is still vastly the most popular Fate heroine in Japan. A Fate route adaption would sell like hotcakes, especially if it incorportated some of the surrounding lore of her time as King
Mason Sanchez
Only one of the best movies of the 80s.
Wyatt Barnes
Hot Fuzz.
Cameron Fisher
Everyone in this thread has god-tier taste. Keep watching movies and keep loving Saber fellow anons.
Isaac Gomez
My daughter is straight.
Angel Campbell
God is that you?
Logan Allen
I'm pretty sure at least one of those has a dick.
Daniel Peterson
>tfw saber waifu for 7 years already
Hunter Collins
You are but a baby. It's been over 10 years for me.
Julian Bell
Reminder that Saber is a pedophile that fucked two highschool kids. She's a menace.
Adrian Sullivan
Calm down there Jameson
Henry Hill
Nah Rin is a rapist
Lucas Robinson
Solaris
Tyler Brooks
It's ok since they enjoyed it.
Julian Brooks
What is Rin doing...? Why does Saber look hurt?
Hudson Phillips
Saber is a wonderful girl and you have great taste.
Thomas Long
Sebastian James
Kiss Saber!
Cameron Price
It's more like they fucked her. I really wish he had gotten the time to give her The Jackhammer too.
Ryder Jones
Isn't she a teenager too?
Anthony Wilson
Saber's sword is so big!
Oliver Walker
>finally on autosage
About time
Blake James
Lolno, i dunno how long her reign lasted in Nasuverse, depending on how long of a run she had - she could be anywhere from mid twenties to potentially late thirties.
Avalon merely put her in stasis as malnourished 15 year old.
Daniel Torres
Technically she's in her mid-twenties I think.